Speaker 1: Welcome back to another week John's Family Podcast. Why I'm
Speaker 1: so exciting Patricia John's Jack. John's off camera today doing
Speaker 1: as we call the live cutting, because, in his words,
Speaker 1: he didn't want to listen back to us, so he
Speaker 1: decides sometimes he decides, I want a live cut because
Speaker 1: I don't have to rewatch it and cut between. Is
Speaker 1: that right, Jake?
Speaker 2: And we've got a big week this week.
Speaker 3: It's a big week. We're getting ready to head off
Speaker 3: to Magic.
Speaker 4: Round exactly correctly when this.
Speaker 3: Comes out, We're off.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So there's a lot happening, yes this week.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, up at Fanland Level seven Coins Wharf on
Speaker 1: the Leisure Decks, Saturday, twelve to two pm.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm excited about it now. I'm not as nervous
Speaker 3: as I was last week.
Speaker 1: You may have noticed we haven't introduced Matthew yet. Matthew,
Speaker 1: he's been off us all week. Those people that watch
Speaker 1: Matthew's Fox show may have seen the Xavier Coats prank
Speaker 1: where they got him with a snake and and the bugs.
Speaker 1: But you could see that Dad was quite anxious the
Speaker 1: whole show and when he got home and we did
Speaker 1: a little bit of a gag where we had a
Speaker 1: snake on his spot on the couch, and Matthew may
Speaker 1: have gotten quite angry at Patricia and us boys hasn't
Speaker 1: really spoken to us.
Speaker 3: Mate, you should be grateful they wanted to put it
Speaker 3: in your bed.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 3: I took them down from the bed and negotiated it down.
Speaker 4: The blood, sweat and tears of my life exists in
Speaker 4: the walls of this building. It'd be like you guys,
Speaker 4: being afar and hearing that your worst enemy, I've let
Speaker 4: your worst enemy in the house and was sitting at
Speaker 4: your on your favorite chair or something to be on
Speaker 4: TV and see a serpent crawling on my suit on
Speaker 4: the couch.
Speaker 2: Randy, But what about the snake cover?
Speaker 4: But here's the thing. Whenever I get home on Thursday night,
Speaker 4: taste a little while of one wine. So I lay
Speaker 4: there and I'll sometimes I'll go back and I'll watch
Speaker 4: the second half of the football again just to sort
Speaker 4: of recap or your show. And I couldn't lay there
Speaker 4: because the snake had been there, and I was so
Speaker 4: on edge that I had a feeling that the snake
Speaker 4: was maybe I don't know, like like I'm when I
Speaker 4: came into the house, I was like, and I've never
Speaker 4: had tourse words with any of my producers or any
Speaker 4: of the boys on the show, but he made tear.
Speaker 4: I fucking lost it.
Speaker 1: I heard you got I remember Hammi texting me. Who's
Speaker 1: in the back end of your shows? He texted me
Speaker 1: and he was quite worried about you because apparently you
Speaker 1: did have some choice words with some of the producers
Speaker 1: when they put some boxes in your car at the
Speaker 1: end of the show.
Speaker 4: So it was a tough show anyway, because I'm always
Speaker 4: looking after my show, and I said to goes, do
Speaker 4: we have to like the snake thing? I'm trying to
Speaker 4: host the show and all I'm doing is looking over
Speaker 4: my should expecting someone come here with the diamond python
Speaker 4: hanging over my neck or something like that. And then
Speaker 4: the show's over. I go downstairs and some Polukas have
Speaker 4: put like boxes in the car so that you know,
Speaker 4: I'm assuming there's a snake in the car serpent. So
Speaker 4: I thought, you know what, enough's enough, So I just
Speaker 4: marched back up there. I went up. I didn't march
Speaker 4: up there, march I've got the lift up there. I'd
Speaker 4: let the lift take me. And I got up there
Speaker 4: and mate, I'm looking for anyone fletching Heindy, And then
Speaker 4: I spotted my producer Johnny and mate Johnny's face and
Speaker 4: he I just went, Johnny, get the fuck down now
Speaker 4: and get those fucking boxes out of my fucking car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was like, and he's just context for
Speaker 1: context to the people. He would have known about it,
Speaker 1: but he would not have been the Instagram.
Speaker 4: He's like the nicest.
Speaker 3: Col Yeah, I heard Jimmy's name mentioned. Leon was a kinkin.
Speaker 4: He's the other thing. Seeing Leon laying in my position
Speaker 4: on the bed, and Leon told me that he was
Speaker 4: trying to coax you into bed and gas would be funny,
Speaker 4: and Tris knew better. I'm not getting in there. Leon's
Speaker 4: got wandering hands.
Speaker 1: Still that well, the original idea was going to be
Speaker 1: that I go over and I pulled the blanket back
Speaker 1: and Leon was in bed with the serpent. Trice said no,
Speaker 1: Trice said, only one serpent in this bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have lost it if.
Speaker 3: That I knew. You wouldn't have You wouldn't have been
Speaker 3: able to.
Speaker 4: Sleep because when I was a kid, I used to
Speaker 4: have this phobia that there was always snakes in my bed. Yeah,
Speaker 4: pull them back, and so I was seventeen. So to me,
Speaker 4: if I'd have seen that snake in the bed, I
Speaker 4: would have had we would have to throw that bed out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you would have.
Speaker 2: She was she was lovely, Brandy. She was lovely.
Speaker 3: She actually was so delightful, wasn't she She was beautiful.
Speaker 1: She was like I was quite hesitant at the start,
Speaker 1: but like because I don't love snakes. I don't hate them,
Speaker 1: but I don't love them. But she was quite gentle
Speaker 1: and she's very friendly. She wasn't the one that they
Speaker 1: were riding about in the Old Testament, like, she was
Speaker 1: a different not that ass. No, no, no, she wouldn't
Speaker 1: have forced Adam or Eve.
Speaker 2: She wasn't hanging out apple trees that one.
Speaker 4: They're all friendly and lovely and nice to take a
Speaker 4: piece out of your arm, she objected, like that.
Speaker 3: You should have seen her with her handler, Like she
Speaker 3: kept going out to him, like almost into his neck,
Speaker 3: cuddling him. It was pretty beautiful. I was waiting for
Speaker 3: the other strippers though, like chastity destiny.
Speaker 1: That's what chest cat running that gag. Whenever the guy
Speaker 1: I would like tell about the Brandy and then she
Speaker 1: kept like he didn't hear just kept going like where's
Speaker 1: chastity destiny and like the other strippers, and no one
Speaker 1: kept laughing. Everyone just going, it's funny to you. But
Speaker 1: when you call his beautiful pet a stripper and kept
Speaker 1: there was a stripper.
Speaker 4: Name, but it skin, it would be a stripper.
Speaker 3: Well, it sheds every four months, you know, four months,
Speaker 3: he told me about it. It's quite interesting. They can
Speaker 3: see when it's going to happen. They get like a
Speaker 3: reddish tinge to their beautiful I'll just.
Speaker 4: He's a word of warning. Do you remember the Alice
Speaker 4: Cooper used.
Speaker 3: To have Brandy was used in Alice Cooper's show last year.
Speaker 3: She's just celebrity snakes.
Speaker 2: So she's a cool snake. Coler, Yeah, does that make
Speaker 2: you like her a little bit more?
Speaker 3: Bise It kind of did impress him, It.
Speaker 4: Does, doesn't around the neck of a legend. Yes, Well,
Speaker 4: I read a story in a book called What She
Speaker 4: Wants in the Back Suit, and it was a story
Speaker 4: about nineteen seventy four Alice Cooper led Zeppelin and the
Speaker 4: who go on a world tour, not altogether but simultaneously.
Speaker 4: And there's a story in it where, of course Alice
Speaker 4: Cooper always had his snake. I think it was Damien
Speaker 4: used to carry big, big python. Anyway, he's he was
Speaker 4: a big drinker in those days, it says in the
Speaker 4: book and Alice Cooper.
Speaker 3: Because he doesn't drink anymore, does he plays golf instead?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's his addiction. So he said he was laying
Speaker 4: on the bed and suddenly Damien he's used to lay
Speaker 4: next to him the bed, and he thought it was
Speaker 4: really cute. But what had happened? It was sizing him
Speaker 4: up once it actually got him when he was laying
Speaker 4: in bed and it was stunted, stric Yeah, it wrapped
Speaker 4: around him. Had the ex security in there.
Speaker 3: To cut it off or cut it off like bye
Speaker 3: bye Damien, Yeah, bye bye bye chow. Well, he did
Speaker 3: mention that Harriet, our cat, was outside because she's been
Speaker 3: relegated outside because there's been some incidents.
Speaker 1: Keeping everywhere all over the couch.
Speaker 3: Anyway, do you.
Speaker 2: Remember what the snake taman's name was? keV keV. I
Speaker 2: kept doing like weird after you mentioned that. I kept
Speaker 2: saying like weird quotes to him. He didn't get it.
Speaker 2: I kept saying things like remember all the waynes World
Speaker 2: quotes from Alice Coop I kept like slowly going up
Speaker 2: and going, well, you know, I'm a regular here in
Speaker 2: in in Milwaukee. It's certainly had its fair share of visitors.
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 3: He must have thought you're on you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah another classic Jack.
Speaker 4: Not worthy, We're not worthy.
Speaker 3: But I mean he did mention that this brandy could
Speaker 3: eat Harriet our cat.
Speaker 2: He didn't say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I went, oh that's important, that's what.
Speaker 1: She eats she was. He was like, yeah, a good
Speaker 1: pumper cat, like he.
Speaker 2: Was saying, it takes it like two weeks to digest. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right, but it gets you get it done. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, correct, there's a warning for you.
Speaker 4: No one was shopping on the couch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there will be concept on says but is he
Speaker 3: come home? And then he woke me like and no
Speaker 3: use you? And then you're like, has it gone? Is
Speaker 3: it here? Is it here? I'm like, mate, as if
Speaker 3: they're going to actually leave a snake a protected sort
Speaker 3: of species? Is it with us?
Speaker 4: I say, species spies?
Speaker 3: Seriously, there is something wrong with my mouth.
Speaker 1: Your dad's been saying that for years.
Speaker 4: She's a bitter.
Speaker 3: A buyer. Is they saying wrong with my ears as well?
Speaker 1: Probably never wears her headphones.
Speaker 4: That's why have no headphones.
Speaker 1: You keep saying the headphones.
Speaker 2: That doesn't make me.
Speaker 1: I never look good in headphones.
Speaker 3: In headphones are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Well, it's always a big deal when we say we
Speaker 1: put headphones in your set. You do I have to
Speaker 1: wear these because.
Speaker 3: You always only have three? And I go, it's fine,
Speaker 3: I don't need to have them.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I love headphones. I love microphone. I like a headphone.
Speaker 1: I know you like a microphone. You're almost coming in
Speaker 1: that hot you're almost swallowing the thing.
Speaker 2: Have we got a question?
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, we do have a question to start us off.
Speaker 1: If you had to choose a drink for each of
Speaker 1: the rest of us in this room, which would have
Speaker 1: been white, trist do you want to start? This was
Speaker 1: your one?
Speaker 3: I would love this came it came off the bat
Speaker 3: of watching and ice tea came up. Wow, you know,
Speaker 3: And then I just started.
Speaker 1: Thinking he obviously wasn't named after ice Tea.
Speaker 3: Like it was more like that's his stage name though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was he didn't have ice tea to
Speaker 1: drink in mind, because there's like ice isn't there heats
Speaker 1: or like other ice letter like ice bea.
Speaker 4: There's ice cube, ice cube.
Speaker 1: Obviously there's like some other ones though. Oh no, there's
Speaker 1: heaps a little vanilla ice, a little little like a
Speaker 1: little pump, little little wine, little Wayne, little Dicky does
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 2: You know what you know? I know what's Tracy Lauren
Speaker 2: Moreau Marrow or marrows real name.
Speaker 3: It's actually a much nicer name.
Speaker 2: I really like him, Tracy Laura.
Speaker 4: It's likable.
Speaker 3: Sure, Okay, So for Matthew, I chose spider Sweet Spider
Speaker 3: because you're a treat, you know, you know, the spider
Speaker 3: drinks yet creaming soda and then you put a scoop
Speaker 3: of ice cream in there. You're a treat.
Speaker 1: What was the best of What was the best soft
Speaker 1: drink you put with a spider?
Speaker 3: I reckon drink beer. Creaming soda is pretty good.
Speaker 1: Cream soda was good, I was I think I like
Speaker 1: ginger beer was very good with a bit.
Speaker 4: Of lemonade is pretty good. I've never had coke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, I'd had coconut.
Speaker 4: Lime spider, jacb lime Spider.
Speaker 3: I had a fanto one.
Speaker 2: No, I never had a lime spider.
Speaker 3: I've had Fanta.
Speaker 4: You know what talking about Fanta Fanta there and and
Speaker 4: and ginger beers. We're gonna have all meldrem soon. Remember
Speaker 4: you invented to drink the mully.
Speaker 3: Mildrem yummy it was, and ginger beer.
Speaker 4: Vodka rum fan and ginger bea that was. That was mildreams.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 3: You probably added a bit too much in there. I
Speaker 3: don't know that the responsible service of alcohols game.
Speaker 1: It's fine, well, like you were not under that you
Speaker 1: have anymore for anyone else.
Speaker 3: Of course I do Jack Butcher because you're good for you.
Speaker 2: Also, gut health. You're good for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for people. You're good for people. Iced coffee
Speaker 3: because you're a new take on an old favourite.
Speaker 2: What sort of.
Speaker 1: Mood you in today?
Speaker 4: Can?
Speaker 3: I really thought these were really good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're good. It's just your presentation and you're yeah, yeah, what's.
Speaker 3: What's one for myself to do?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 3: Not an ounce, not an ounce, not even in my.
Speaker 1: Protein, an ounce of anything else.
Speaker 3: Just trying to get through to day. I gave myself Chirats,
Speaker 3: full bodied, smooth with a nice peppery undertone.
Speaker 4: Love me sure I've gone. I've given you your I've
Speaker 4: given you the Moscow mule because you're stubborn. Jack, You're
Speaker 4: I've gone dark and stormy because you can be quite moody.
Speaker 4: Cooper Dirty Martini lifestyle and extra dirty I've given myself.
Speaker 4: I have the name of drink. I think Moo John's.
Speaker 2: Manhattan John's Maybe yeah, sex on the beach, John cowboy
Speaker 2: my favorite.
Speaker 3: He's my favorite. Copsacking cowboy?
Speaker 1: Are nice of that blood into your relationship?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Jack, what's your one?
Speaker 3: Cowboy?
Speaker 2: Triciaus sex on the beach? Really? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just thought, given the fact that a former fiance
Speaker 4: was a surfer, who knows, maybe day we'll love.
Speaker 1: To sing one hundred times.
Speaker 2: Well, I actually put these through chat GBT because that's
Speaker 2: not you know what I'm like. I'll find any shortcut
Speaker 2: I can take. So it actually had as it said,
Speaker 2: trush might be vibrant and exciting. So there you go.
Speaker 2: That's for sex on the beach. Oh you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: you just asked a I've got any questions now? Matthews
Speaker 2: is old fashioned? Oh yeah, yeah, old fashioned, classy. And
Speaker 2: then Cooper John's, Well, the coffee must be the theme
Speaker 2: because Espresso Martini was labeled for Cooper John's Express.
Speaker 3: A bit high.
Speaker 2: I hate them, so do I.
Speaker 3: They make me say I hate it.
Speaker 1: I don't like coffee in general. Well, I'm growing on
Speaker 1: me now because I get up. I don't know, like
Speaker 1: if you guys, I get up real early. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I do break I do breakfast radio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wake me every morning when you shower.
Speaker 1: So four thirty every morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So like coffee has become my friend. But I'm not
Speaker 1: an espresso man too. I always spew on them. Police
Speaker 1: used to buy them all the time and then make
Speaker 1: everyone scull them every time. I would spew every.
Speaker 3: Even Khalu back in the day used to make me vomit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the upper and downer.
Speaker 1: I'll drink to that serious. Okay, keeps there's an inside
Speaker 1: joke there. We're not going to go into it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Trish for you a large, A large weak almond milk
Speaker 1: flat white, because that is your also the shittest coffee
Speaker 1: order of all time. Letting the people know that's what
Speaker 1: Trish orders every day.
Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on, hang on, read it again.
Speaker 1: A large weak alma milk flat white.
Speaker 2: It's a I get embarrassed order.
Speaker 3: It's a decaf mate.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's a large, weak decaf milk flat white.
Speaker 4: Are you serious that can be a weak decaf?
Speaker 3: Yes to school night. Are you seriously because it's the taste?
Speaker 3: Do you want the weakness for the taste? I don't
Speaker 3: like because I'm like Cooper. I don't like the taste
Speaker 3: of coffee and the DCAF because I can't have caffeine.
Speaker 3: But it still does have a bit of caffeine in it.
Speaker 3: But I haven't had that in ages. I haven't had
Speaker 3: coffee for free.
Speaker 1: But it's actually the worst. And Dad always gets so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: He acts like he knows what she wants because he
Speaker 1: ordered enough times. But every single time Dad's sound at
Speaker 1: the cafe and he's ordering for he'll like look at
Speaker 1: his phone and gough, I've just got to order this
Speaker 1: for my wife, and act like he's reading it. But
Speaker 1: he knows what he's about to order. He just wants
Speaker 1: them to know it's not for him.
Speaker 4: Not for me.
Speaker 3: I always prefix it with I'm really sorry, yeah, and
Speaker 3: then say it and they go, oh, that's not the
Speaker 3: worst we've had, And I go, okay.
Speaker 1: Matthew, if you actually had especially Martini energetic, but you
Speaker 1: can only ever have about one.
Speaker 3: Or two otherwise you get me sickly, yeah, or you.
Speaker 1: Have like a heart attack job Jack, bloody Mary, because
Speaker 1: I cannot stand bluddy Mary's, especially when I'm hungover. Especially
Speaker 1: when i'm hungover, cannot stand it. And Jack, you can't
Speaker 1: stand me when I can't cop Jack when I'm hungover,
Speaker 1: really cannot copy him.
Speaker 3: Because he's like a puppy like wants to chat.
Speaker 1: He just comes into my room and he's just like
Speaker 1: standing there looking at me, and I say, you got
Speaker 1: to hit out of my face every time, and sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm so Jamee's blunt with him. I'm just like, you've
Speaker 1: got to get out of my room. And he's like,
Speaker 1: oh you're kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good for you, Jack. Thanks time. Next time you'll
Speaker 4: crook in your room and you're after attention. Guess what, mate,
Speaker 4: You're on your own next time I'm cooking.
Speaker 1: I don't know. There are the times where I don't
Speaker 1: want to see you guys.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Keeper is yeah, he is, Er is like
Speaker 3: a cat.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I don't.
Speaker 3: Like like that. Analogy brain comes and swallows you up,
Speaker 3: so Cooper sad. He'll go in to himself. Yeah yeah
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, sure, sure sure. If you've been keeping an
Speaker 1: eye on not out John Stanley podcast, but our backstage socials.
Speaker 1: Every Thursday. Jack's come up with a brilliant idea where
Speaker 1: he bought a pack of cards and.
Speaker 3: Will he built a box of NRL cards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure, but we get the pack of cards
Speaker 1: and we will open it. Dad will blindly pick one
Speaker 1: and whoever it is, we got to put them any time, yes, Patricia, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Gee you're on FRI today.
Speaker 3: You are bloody on because you just said card naming
Speaker 3: a plan.
Speaker 2: That's so true, Cooper, you should get your words right
Speaker 2: before disappointed.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, helln we've been on. Is it too quick?
Speaker 1: Can we can we get the game?
Speaker 3: It's only seventeen minutes? Kept going?
Speaker 1: What's the minimum? Anyway? So we'll pick out a play out.
Speaker 1: We've got to put an any time. Trice on Matthew
Speaker 1: this week he picked Kyle Flanagan, who look, I wasn't
Speaker 1: hopeful for still put the bet on.
Speaker 4: Had a good feeling, did.
Speaker 1: You I get a good feeling and then came through
Speaker 1: one against it good. Didn't win the game, but scored
Speaker 1: a try.
Speaker 3: That's all we needed.
Speaker 4: Went across the line. I just punched the air.
Speaker 3: Man because you were out at the game. What what
Speaker 3: odd five dollar good?
Speaker 4: There you go sitting we were sitting or sitting just
Speaker 4: in front. It was really nice. Just after Kyle Flant
Speaker 4: again scored, I punched the air and jubilation and looked down.
Speaker 4: One of my favorite actors of all time was just
Speaker 4: sitting in front of me, Brian Brown.
Speaker 3: And here's the st George supporter.
Speaker 4: Isn't it George supporters?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Brown?
Speaker 4: I did the Brownie? How are you? I don't know
Speaker 4: you had a clue. Who was I was there, young Brownie,
Speaker 4: young good mane. It's like, oh yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: I kept doing a little I had a few on
Speaker 4: board I had to do. I kept doing little quotes
Speaker 4: from Cocktail where you know he talks to Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3: Watched some of them.
Speaker 4: What's the carr? What's Tom Cruise's character? And there I
Speaker 4: forget It was cool, but he always goes Murphy's law,
Speaker 4: my boy, there's something happened, And it was the three
Speaker 4: on two that were going to score. They blow the
Speaker 4: try the dragons, and I'd go, Murphy's law, my boy,
Speaker 4: there you go.
Speaker 1: I think I think he figured out who you were.
Speaker 1: Towards the end, though, because remember at half time we
Speaker 1: come in and was very choky, very It was good,
Speaker 1: blow fantastic, tell you what the place he was sitting
Speaker 1: some heavy hitters in there, weren't they sure? Do you remember?
Speaker 1: Do you remember who else was in there?
Speaker 4: Of course I name a couple. Anthony was he in
Speaker 4: there there?
Speaker 1: I didn't see him. That was a heavy hitter. But
Speaker 1: Andrew Abdo, Peter of Landy's Hands, Shandies was in there, yep.
Speaker 4: Luke, Rickinson, Minnie anything.
Speaker 1: John on the count Mark and I was in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: frien of the podcast, Yes, that's about it, I think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Mini's wife of course. R Terry Bana.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've always want to pick those names up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was exciting, it was. It was just good
Speaker 4: to beat Dad was Let me tell you, I did
Speaker 4: that joke with Andrew again. He didn't get it, which
Speaker 4: one Ga, how are you hello, Andrew? It's great to
Speaker 4: see you.
Speaker 1: He kept impersonating Andrew to Andrew and he I don't
Speaker 1: know whether he knew that Dad had done the prank
Speaker 1: before or what I imagined. Probably not, I reckon somebody
Speaker 1: would have showed him before.
Speaker 3: It's probably a busy man.
Speaker 2: But we've always talked.
Speaker 1: About on the potty and Dad spoke Campbell Graham spoke
Speaker 1: about on your show as well on the Sunday nights.
Speaker 1: So I imagine somebody's tipped him up and said, Matthew
Speaker 1: Johnson impersonating you and prank calling players.
Speaker 4: Hello, Andrew, how are you? He goes, I see you're
Speaker 4: working when you're statut for an accent. I said, how
Speaker 4: does it sound? Agains not good?
Speaker 1: Andrew said very good, yeah, and shout out to Anzac
Speaker 1: day the other day? Anyone play any two ups? Because
Speaker 1: I actually missed out.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I went. I took my girl, she loves tour.
Speaker 3: So we went to pump Beat ourself, which was actually
Speaker 3: really nice because we went too many people there. But
Speaker 3: I just I wasn't feeling it. I couldn't get into
Speaker 3: a rhythm, so I just watched and let Tashi play.
Speaker 3: But I almost got myself into big trouble because there
Speaker 3: was a guy beside me and he was asking what
Speaker 3: Tash wanted to bet on. She had her money out,
Speaker 3: and I said, old Tash loves heads and it's coming out.
Speaker 3: I went, and he looked at me and then he's laughed.
Speaker 3: I've laughed. I went, Oh, I don't think that's the
Speaker 3: correct terminology.
Speaker 4: He liked tails.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure do you Tails never fails, but I always
Speaker 1: I always go heads. But everybody always says tawls never fails.
Speaker 1: But I only pe head because when you got it, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I always got whenever. I because I like saying
Speaker 1: when I played too, I was going and to get
Speaker 1: the crowd on head him up. Do you throw?
Speaker 3: Have you thrown?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I've thrown times. Always going there. I love it.
Speaker 4: See, there's a couple of things here, Trish. Another reason
Speaker 4: why I'm not exactly happy at the moment. I'm down
Speaker 4: on Cooper because I was enjoying such a great time
Speaker 4: and Zac Day too, are having a beer watching the football,
Speaker 4: and then Cooper and Cheese and Jas we're having a
Speaker 4: good time. So I thought I'll join this gang and
Speaker 4: having a really good time. Next minute, Cook goes mum's
Speaker 4: been calling me. She wants to putting in a car
Speaker 4: on what.
Speaker 2: He has.
Speaker 4: Next minute the car pulls up, He throw pushes me
Speaker 4: in the car and says, I'll go mate. I just
Speaker 4: I just wanted to stay. I was having such a
Speaker 4: great time.
Speaker 1: You were having a good time.
Speaker 3: But I didn't call you.
Speaker 1: No, you called Dad though, remember.
Speaker 3: Oh, I called him at one point and you told
Speaker 3: him come home. I kind of did, I said, because
Speaker 3: I knew you would be hanging out around you. And
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, it's nine thirty.
Speaker 2: Coper FaceTime if you I've been down in Barrel having
Speaker 2: a very wholesome weekend with my girlfriend, and Cooper about
Speaker 2: nine o'clock at night started facetiming me and he goes, well,
Speaker 2: look who's here? And there Brandon's house and Dad's just
Speaker 2: getting up, just telling yarns and yarns and yarns. And
Speaker 2: I could see Cooper didn't have the attention on himself. Yes,
Speaker 2: and he decided I'm going to get rid of the competition.
Speaker 1: I was trying to clear everyone up because it was
Speaker 1: Brandon's partner's birthday, but Brandon wasn't drinking, so everybody was
Speaker 1: there and brand I was like, my boy needs to
Speaker 1: get some shut eye. I'm looking after my boy, and
Speaker 1: no one was going to get shut eye when dad.
Speaker 1: Dad hadn't taken a breath in three and a half hours.
Speaker 1: He's nearly breaking the Guinness Book of World Records. He
Speaker 1: kept putting the oasis on and let me say, if
Speaker 1: this wasn't the crowd to be playing Dad's bangers in.
Speaker 1: This wasn't the crowd and people were trying to watch
Speaker 1: the footy, and he changed putting you two.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, he's got no social He was on.
Speaker 1: Fire though at one point he I reckon. He rolled
Speaker 1: twelve stories, one after another, without any without anyone getting
Speaker 1: a word in.
Speaker 3: Well, that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 4: Podcast fun, great stories.
Speaker 1: That a good story.
Speaker 4: The laughter happening, I was. I was on a roll.
Speaker 4: I was like performing Monkey at the zoo. The more
Speaker 4: they laughed, the more I performed. Sure, just quickly. What
Speaker 4: about and Wish had it on the show last Sunday night?
Speaker 4: Those two twins in the Sunshine cap that is bizarre fake.
Speaker 1: They came on the radio this morning, earlier this week. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they come on the radio. They were, look, I've got
Speaker 1: a theory. I've got a theory there either. They've been
Speaker 1: practicing for a long time. I would struggle to see
Speaker 1: how on earth that's thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, twins say, I'm with you, Cooper. I
Speaker 3: think it's They went.
Speaker 4: On Jimmy Kimmel, Yeah, School Night Jimmy Kimmel, and we're
Speaker 4: trying to get him on the Sunday night shirt actually
Speaker 4: a magic ground. Yeah, trying to get him on.
Speaker 1: Oh that'd be weird.
Speaker 3: It just creeped me out, to be honest. It gave
Speaker 3: me the creeps. Yeah, yeah, it did. I just found
Speaker 3: it creepy.
Speaker 1: While we're on this night quickly before, I wanted because
Speaker 1: I want to ask Jack about his trip to Bow,
Speaker 1: which you just meant. But later look that that night,
Speaker 1: after I put Dad home, you know, I ended up
Speaker 1: having quite a good night. Anyway, Later in that night,
Speaker 1: whenever it was, we were out at a restaurant, mean
Speaker 1: a few of the boys and we were having some
Speaker 1: pizza and having some red wine, and it started piscing down.
Speaker 1: This lady next to us just like literally drops passes
Speaker 1: out in the middle of the street and it's piecing
Speaker 1: down on us. Yeah, yeah, I was. It was so weird.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's going on? Mid eight twenty eight
Speaker 1: and she's just dropped. She's dropped, like she's obviously taken
Speaker 1: something or she was really blind like something like that.
Speaker 1: So she was like dropped and her friends are trying
Speaker 1: to pick her up dead weight. Me and one of
Speaker 1: the boys have walked over. This lady would have been
Speaker 1: like sixty kilos ringing wet trying to pick her up
Speaker 1: with dead white. Holy shit, it felt that heavy. Sixty
Speaker 1: dead weight, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying the dead
Speaker 1: weight was like she felt like one hundred and ten.
Speaker 3: Why does that work? What's the difference between dead weight
Speaker 3: and a normal weight?
Speaker 1: Well, when you try to pick someone up and they're
Speaker 1: like not passed out when they're not, I don't, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the difference is the weight.
Speaker 2: It's also the shift in weight, Yes, the weight. Like
Speaker 2: have you ever grabbed a pipe with like liquid in it?
Speaker 2: It's like that like good call, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Likes the liquid, Not that the liquid shifts in you,
Speaker 2: but your body, mate, like mass isn't even and it
Speaker 2: shifts from left to right a bit like you know,
Speaker 2: all the muscles in your butt.
Speaker 4: Trish. Yeah, it's an unusual The human body is an
Speaker 4: unusual shape compared to like sixty kolo. They just sat
Speaker 4: there on a ball you could pick up.
Speaker 3: Is that why people hold people under the arms and
Speaker 3: under the knees because the knees are kind of like
Speaker 3: a light area.
Speaker 2: Most people, I think fire like the firming carries that's
Speaker 2: under the arm pits just in front of your body
Speaker 2: and you sort of truck them back and plus two.
Speaker 2: But you haven't done gym for a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, thanks Nilda grass Tyson probably about eighty five.
Speaker 1: This is the thing. I haven't changed weight.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm just a little bit offended, like you sort
Speaker 3: of said like sick TOI quilos as though that was heavy.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she's killed heavy. That's why I said
Speaker 1: she was only like six killers. But when I picked
Speaker 1: up she felt like one undred and ten. Anyway, back
Speaker 1: to the story, we've dragged her out. The owner of
Speaker 1: the places come down and give me a bucket to
Speaker 1: put her head in. Her head like had hit the
Speaker 1: bottom of the bucket and she was spewing back into
Speaker 1: her own face.
Speaker 3: Which just where were her friends at this point?
Speaker 1: They were just sitting there walking And then this was
Speaker 1: this was when it got weird. The lady was spewing,
Speaker 1: she couldn't talk anything. The one thing that brought her
Speaker 1: back to life. She looks up at me and then goes, hey,
Speaker 1: you're Cooper John's. Then we booked her in uber. So
Speaker 1: we're putting trying to put her in the uber. Uh
Speaker 1: and who kind of watson was there? As well Willy Watson,
Speaker 1: one of.
Speaker 3: The friends who booked the uber on who's the can.
Speaker 1: One of her friends.
Speaker 3: She could live out.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? I didn't know her. And then we're
Speaker 1: out there in the like storm, like just trying to
Speaker 1: like get this girl in the uber and she kept
Speaker 1: trying to talk footy with us both and she was like,
Speaker 1: She's like, you think you're going to retain spot in
Speaker 1: the og, just get the hell in the uber. We're
Speaker 1: getting pissed on. Yeah, it was so weird.
Speaker 3: We thank you humanity, thanks you for your kindness. To
Speaker 3: another song.
Speaker 1: I've done my first aid course, so good lad save
Speaker 1: them lives? And yes, Jack Bowrel, can you tell us
Speaker 1: about this trip for a second, because you and your
Speaker 1: partner went down to Bower for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, j from crook Well, so we went down to
Speaker 2: crook Well to see her fan but mainly mainly what
Speaker 2: we did was we went to Barrel on the Friday
Speaker 2: beforehand and it was lovely everyone. It feels like everyone
Speaker 2: was down there. We ran it a he of Charlie White.
Speaker 2: Of course, people know Charlie threw the by Around your
Speaker 2: Brains podcast.
Speaker 4: So Charlie was Charlie and a.
Speaker 2: Few of our friends were down. They didn't even realize, so,
Speaker 2: you know, you run down there, very wholesome and nice
Speaker 2: down there. There was one awkward moment though. We got
Speaker 2: to the place we were seeing the accommodation. It was almost
Speaker 2: like an Airbnb and it was good. We sort of
Speaker 2: got lost in it when the lady said to us, oh,
Speaker 2: your room's been upgraded as well, and we were kind
Speaker 2: of happy with that, but then she proceeded to say
Speaker 2: the word haunted, and I sort of lost my vision.
Speaker 2: Once we got to the room. It was like this
Speaker 2: old room with an old fireplace and lounge in it,
Speaker 2: and I swear to God, Coll it felt like it
Speaker 2: was haunted.
Speaker 3: You get that feeling like an entity remember in the Cotswolds. Yes,
Speaker 3: we have stayed in this house, sorry, in a hotel
Speaker 3: in the Cotswolds in England, and like the room like
Speaker 3: it actually made me feel a little discombobulated because the
Speaker 3: room was on a slave and it just had haunted by,
Speaker 3: didn't I There were things hanging out there.
Speaker 4: Quickly, Jack, you just just thought of that for a second.
Speaker 4: The town of Crook, Well, what an interesting like combination
Speaker 4: of words Crook and well crook Well. You go, come on, guys,
Speaker 4: what is.
Speaker 1: It very You know what. That's why you've been in
Speaker 1: business for in the television business and entertainment.
Speaker 4: Entertainment.
Speaker 1: Thanks sure, But Jack, did you and Joy? This is
Speaker 1: the thing I want to ask you, because I've got
Speaker 1: your partner's point of view and now I want to
Speaker 1: hear your point of view for a second. Did you
Speaker 1: enjoy the country?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did. I did enjoy the country. So it
Speaker 2: was very nice. We met Beryls beautiful, We went through
Speaker 2: Golden it.
Speaker 1: Was very nice. Crook Well was lovely as well.
Speaker 3: Really this Jim was thinking, you didn't really love the country.
Speaker 1: Jem said to me, Jack's a city boy. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize just how much of a city boy he was
Speaker 1: until we went to crook Well and Jack was just
Speaker 1: not having a good time.
Speaker 2: Well, you can only do something. I was doing plenty
Speaker 2: of driving. Maybe it was the fatigue extent. Yeah, well you.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't drive under fatigue.
Speaker 2: I got to antipops all the time in Sesnock. It
Speaker 2: was not too dissimilar to old Sesnock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure, I said, you know what, when I
Speaker 1: went to Cesnot we spoke about it all last week
Speaker 1: on the party. But one thing I did notice is
Speaker 1: I can see why people either go two ways. They
Speaker 1: either go Matthew, you and Joey's direction where they put
Speaker 1: because there's nothing to do in these country towns. They
Speaker 1: either put a lot of that hang on, let me go,
Speaker 1: let me go, I'm a good kid. They either go
Speaker 1: and they spend all their free time, you know, putting
Speaker 1: a lot of focus into being an athlete or good
Speaker 1: at whatever they're good at, or they go down more
Speaker 1: of a path of they just pump beers and have
Speaker 1: a good time, smoke bellize, yes, smoking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's too dissimilar to the city kid.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's not, no no, But I think
Speaker 1: there's so much more to like, there's a lot more
Speaker 1: things in your free time you can do in this,
Speaker 1: you know, go do this and everything's yes.
Speaker 4: When you're when you're a kid growing up in the country,
Speaker 4: there's lots of fun things like you know, whittling some wood,
Speaker 4: things like that.
Speaker 3: There was a kid on Sawyer fishing.
Speaker 1: There was a kid down at like I drove past
Speaker 1: SnO Sports Oval and there was a kid down there
Speaker 1: with his old man. They would have been down there.
Speaker 1: I drove past it looked like they'd already been kicking
Speaker 1: down there for a while. Two hours later I drove back,
Speaker 1: there was still down there, and I remember thinking, like,
Speaker 1: you don't see a lot of that in the city,
Speaker 1: Like you don't see kids that dedicated to their craft.
Speaker 1: And I just thought, it's actually a it's a it's
Speaker 1: a good test of like young fellows work right, well, yes,
Speaker 1: because they grow so addicted to a sport.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they want to make something of themselves. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's the way you do it, mate, As the Craig
Speaker 4: Bellamy said in his Stocker that his dad told him
Speaker 4: all that time agoin mate, you work hard, You're going
Speaker 4: to get lucky. It might take time, but you're going
Speaker 4: to get lucky.
Speaker 1: Did you and Joey? Was that you and Joey though? Like,
Speaker 1: were you guys down there?
Speaker 4: Basically?
Speaker 1: How many days a week would you guys after school
Speaker 1: go down to the park together.
Speaker 4: Every single day?
Speaker 1: Every day?
Speaker 4: Every day? Go across the road there which is now
Speaker 4: John's Park, is it? Yes?
Speaker 3: And Phil the cat chase them over train with matte
Speaker 3: lines with mates.
Speaker 4: We get there and we'd go behind the town hall.
Speaker 4: There was an area there we'd play football and you
Speaker 4: got to different places. That's what you do. Yeah, just
Speaker 4: every single day. If crickets, if it was a summer
Speaker 4: you play, you'd be playing cricket.
Speaker 1: That well, it's cool, like city lads like, because so
Speaker 1: many different insues, like you said, surfing, golf, basketball, so
Speaker 1: many people like it's hard to actually get a crew
Speaker 1: of boys and go, hey, let's go down to the
Speaker 1: park and let's go down and kick the footy a
Speaker 1: out for four three hours.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very tough, but I just found it very interesting.
Speaker 1: It was an interesting observation and I can see why
Speaker 1: you and Joey have made such success for yourself. Congratulations.
Speaker 4: Wow, Well, thank you very much. That's all we got
Speaker 4: time for.
Speaker 1: I didn't know where I was going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now I've got it. I can I come in
Speaker 2: with my segment? You can, all right, guys, So I've
Speaker 2: got a segment year for you. So I'm gonna hand
Speaker 2: it to Cooper's cheat of paper here right, I've got
Speaker 2: a little bit themed around this back end of the
Speaker 2: podcast around of course, on Friday we have got our
Speaker 2: Magic Round live show and we'll all be up there
Speaker 2: at Magic Ground. So I thought i'd do a magic
Speaker 2: theme segment. I've got three stories there for you around
Speaker 2: magicians getting having rogue incidents happened during their performance. Each
Speaker 2: of you have got a story. I want you to
Speaker 2: read it and at the end I want you guys
Speaker 2: to figure out which one was faked GBT.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well, just reading an autogo Jack.
Speaker 1: I read my first tent Mine's story. Three it's written. Okay.
Speaker 1: This is called the Soaring Illusion gone Wrong. In two
Speaker 1: thousand and seven, a British magician performing in South Africa
Speaker 1: botched a soaring in half act. The assistant was a
Speaker 1: local stand in recruited the day before. He misaligned himself
Speaker 1: in the box and the magician actually cut into his abdomen.
Speaker 1: The abdomen, the crowd laughed, thinking it was fake blood,
Speaker 1: until the assistant screened for help. Paramedics rushed in and
Speaker 1: the show was canceled mid applause. The assistant survived, got
Speaker 1: free tickets for life, and never worked in magic again.
Speaker 1: I wonder why the magician said it was just a
Speaker 1: slice of bad luck.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 1: I think the number one that sounds fake because it's
Speaker 1: like kind of funny as well.
Speaker 4: In nineteen eighteen, magician Chung Ling, who was performing the
Speaker 4: famous bullet catch trick. Now he stood proudly. His assistants
Speaker 4: loaded rifles on stage and fired at his chest for
Speaker 4: that night. One of the rifles actually fired a live round.
Speaker 4: It struck him in the lung, and he collapsed in
Speaker 4: front of the horrified audience. As he lay dying, he
Speaker 4: broke character for the first time ever and said, oh
Speaker 4: my God, something's gone wrong. Love with a curtain. He
Speaker 4: died the next morning, ending the illusion, and the magician,
Speaker 4: poor old chung Ling Sux true.
Speaker 1: No way, that can't be true.
Speaker 4: It can't be Chingling Sue.
Speaker 3: I don't know. That was in nineteen eighteen. Who knew
Speaker 3: what was going on?
Speaker 2: The right trichy? Yours okay?
Speaker 3: Mine is. In nineteen ninety two, a Vegas magician named
Speaker 3: Rick Delano attempted a daring underwater escape act. He was
Speaker 3: shackled and submerged inside a dolphin tank at a casino's
Speaker 3: aquatic theater. Midway through the escape, a curious dolphin rammed
Speaker 3: into him, mistaking him for a toy. The impact spun
Speaker 3: Rick into the glass wall, giving him mild concussion. Handlers
Speaker 3: had to dive in and pull him to the surface.
Speaker 3: As the audience gassed, He recovered with six stitches above
Speaker 3: his eye and finished the show two nights later on
Speaker 3: dry Land. Rick later joked, never work with animals, they
Speaker 3: always want the spotlight.
Speaker 2: Why are all.
Speaker 1: These magicians like trying to make a punchline out of it?
Speaker 2: I guess it was one true jack, only one of
Speaker 2: them was fake. They were too true there.
Speaker 1: Oh, so we got to find the fake one. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I think Dad's so.
Speaker 2: What are the titles of them? Trish go okay?
Speaker 3: Matthews was the bullet catching disaster, so that was in
Speaker 3: nineteen eighteen. Chung Ling Su, who had a live rat.
Speaker 3: Cooper was the Soaring Illusion gone wrong where the assistant
Speaker 3: was actually cut two thousand and seven. I just feel
Speaker 3: like we would have heard about that.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, what's the third one?
Speaker 3: And the third one was mine? The dolphin? I kind
Speaker 3: of don't think mine very exciting. The dolphin one.
Speaker 4: I think the dolphin one is the fake one. I
Speaker 4: reckon the thing that said that the dolphin thought he
Speaker 4: was a toy. How do they know the dolphin didn't talk?
Speaker 4: That's why I think it's made up. I found a
Speaker 4: hole in that story.
Speaker 1: Very clever.
Speaker 3: Do you think that's just some assumption.
Speaker 1: I thought it was your one, the bullet catching disaster,
Speaker 1: because I thought, if you've been shot, there's no way
Speaker 1: live on said, you're going something's going wrong. That's true.
Speaker 3: And also in nineteen eighteen, if it hit him in
Speaker 3: the lung, did you say in the chest, he's not
Speaker 3: waiting around till the next morning. He's dying there. And
Speaker 3: then nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 4: Interesting, Jack, John, are we going to vote for the Okay?
Speaker 1: I think I thought bullet catching disaster?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. I feel yours was the lie, the
Speaker 3: fake one.
Speaker 4: I think it's the dolphin. But let's go with you.
Speaker 3: Let's go okay, Okay, so I think it's Matt's.
Speaker 2: The fake story?
Speaker 1: Was the dolphin a redcliff?
Speaker 3: Interesting?
Speaker 2: First? You go? Now with that? I thought we'd go
Speaker 2: straight into blind draft. So we've done. I thought, let's
Speaker 2: go magic themed again. Let's just go magic famous magicians
Speaker 2: for blind drift.
Speaker 4: What is going on with around? Yeah? Magic round excellent?
Speaker 1: Okay, I can see the relations. I thought, what the
Speaker 1: hell is going on with this? Weird man's obsessed with magicians? Yeah, creeper, sorry.
Speaker 2: First magician blind draft. Here we go, David Copperfield.
Speaker 3: He's got to be up there.
Speaker 1: He's good, right, isn't he? Like he's the one that's
Speaker 1: been in Vegas for.
Speaker 3: He's still alive and practicing. I think he's got to be.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's practicing. I'm pretty sure he's perfected it.
Speaker 4: I think he's I'm going number two.
Speaker 3: I would too. I don't know. But who's going to
Speaker 3: be above him?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 3: My question?
Speaker 1: Is who's the one that died underwater? I mean, who Dean?
Speaker 1: He's got to be number one, right, I think to
Speaker 1: Let's go da Sweet.
Speaker 2: Next one, Chris Angel mind freak.
Speaker 3: I don't know him.
Speaker 1: He's a different kind. He was a very famous one even, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he was more. He'd do things like stand on
Speaker 1: nails and hot like coals, and he was that. He
Speaker 1: was that sick kind of magician.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Four, Yeah, I reckon for probably more. Four because he
Speaker 1: was more just had a high pain threshold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a gift, some insane, sure.
Speaker 2: All right. Next one, David Blaine.
Speaker 3: Number five, because I've never heard of him ever. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm are you familiar with David Blair?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Five? Sorry Blaine?
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, sorry Blaine. Next one, I've gone with Harry Houdini.
Speaker 3: Number one, number one.
Speaker 4: Yes, he's the magician's magician. Although was he that good?
Speaker 4: I mean he died, but that's.
Speaker 3: You know, dedicated to his craft.
Speaker 4: I'll go one. I'll go one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the original, probably the best. Who's the last one?
Speaker 1: We've only got the number three left?
Speaker 2: Okay, I've gone with Penn and Teller, the dynamic magician duo.
Speaker 2: You know that, you know those.
Speaker 3: Get this goddamn list.
Speaker 2: People would know them.
Speaker 3: They don't.
Speaker 4: I'm happy with three.
Speaker 3: Well they're three.
Speaker 1: I'm not even happy with them on the list.
Speaker 3: Okay, Son and Copperfield.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're the only two I really knew.
Speaker 2: I'm not the first list. Copperfield is talking about.
Speaker 3: Fred and Roy. Are they magicians?
Speaker 4: They were more like performers.
Speaker 3: But I suppose I was half winding.
Speaker 1: What did they do with the like Tiger?
Speaker 3: I don't know what. They make it disappear?
Speaker 4: They make it, yeah, disappear, jump through hoops, flaming hoops.
Speaker 4: Of course, one of them a tactic.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's why. And they've never performed again, right.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, one of them was a big crooked.
Speaker 1: But okay, all right, Well Trisha is actually taking over
Speaker 1: film fame, and like Trish let's do it.
Speaker 3: Last weekend, I was bombar guarded by Ben Affleck Movies
Speaker 3: and I loved it well. I saw a couple of
Speaker 3: new ones, and I saw one that is my all
Speaker 3: time favorite of his, so much so that I don't
Speaker 3: often re watch movies.
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 3: I've watched this about four or five times, and I
Speaker 3: love it just as much each time.
Speaker 4: The Town, The Town Michelle set in Boston.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Michel Pierce's favorite movie.
Speaker 3: So good. It's such a good And then I went
Speaker 3: over and saw some girlfriends and I was telling them
Speaker 3: they none of them had watched it. I wan go
Speaker 3: home and watch it. I said, it's one of the best.
Speaker 3: And then I just thought about him in general. He's
Speaker 3: had some great.
Speaker 4: Movies, terrific.
Speaker 1: He plays a good Boston.
Speaker 4: Boston boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Goodwill Hunting was Boston to good Will.
Speaker 4: Hunting is a masterpiece. Whoever, I don't think it's his
Speaker 4: best performance simply because he's overshadowed by Matt Damon and
Speaker 4: Robin Williams that they own that film. Yeah, my favorite
Speaker 4: role he played in my best movies, The Account.
Speaker 3: It's fabulous when he plays the fellow with Aspersius. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's fabulous.
Speaker 1: Is coming out this year, account number two.
Speaker 2: Is it really?
Speaker 4: Have you not seen that?
Speaker 1: Being advertising?
Speaker 3: And I'll be on board for that.
Speaker 4: Is it really?
Speaker 1: Are you serious? And this isn't even a library, We'll
Speaker 1: cut it. No, Yeah, well, if it's out now, I
Speaker 1: might actually do.
Speaker 2: You do another one school Night.
Speaker 3: And another one like well with the Town. He directed
Speaker 3: starting and co wrote as well. He does a lot
Speaker 3: of directing.
Speaker 4: He and Matt Damon couldn't get a break, so they wrote.
Speaker 3: There are a lot of actors do do that. So
Speaker 3: I go, let's remind you of some of his others.
Speaker 3: Are Go Gone, Baby Gone, Reindeer Games that I've watched
Speaker 3: that on the weekend. That was actually quite good. It
Speaker 3: was the first time I'd seen that worky But and
Speaker 3: he was ageddon as well.
Speaker 4: It was to miss A.
Speaker 2: He was good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about that. I went, oh, yeah he
Speaker 3: was in that too and gone girl. Yeah, he's got
Speaker 3: a great.
Speaker 1: It wasn't good, Yeah, you know, it wasn't good of
Speaker 1: his jack when he took over the Batman franchise for
Speaker 1: a bit he did.
Speaker 3: Is it not good?
Speaker 2: He was hard done by. I think she thought he
Speaker 2: was good. I just thought the actual movies himself.
Speaker 4: I'm lucky. I love he's got to move on from jailor.
Speaker 3: I don't think he does rom romantic comedies very well.
Speaker 4: He does romance.
Speaker 2: Well, they're not they're not together.
Speaker 1: Called that's why he said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean they've tried twice. My advice to you,
Speaker 4: both of you guys, is just you've got to get
Speaker 4: on with your lives. He's addicted to each other, but
Speaker 4: bad for each other.
Speaker 2: Maybe they should. Maybe you should talk to pen and
Speaker 2: tell I see what they do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good call.
Speaker 1: Sure, Blind drift once again a great reference. What else
Speaker 1: we got?
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I think we're coming towards the end. I've got a
Speaker 3: little bit of feedback. We'd like a little bit of
Speaker 3: Hendricks asked for some parenting and vice after welcoming him,
Speaker 3: welcoming their new baby boy so Ace. They hadn't been
Speaker 3: warned about being hosed by their child mid naffy change
Speaker 3: and do they have any tips? Cooper was a very
Speaker 3: big one for this.
Speaker 2: It was urinating.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like strange boy toilet. Remember he used to when
Speaker 4: he do it, we get an erection? True?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 4: Remember Jack, you were too normal.
Speaker 3: I don't know I can't really remember. I didn't notice.
Speaker 4: I'm still good and Jack out of the woods.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 4: Remember he'd had his turns and get caught in his back,
Speaker 4: so we'd have to pull them out.
Speaker 3: We'd have to we'd have to pump his legs.
Speaker 4: Pump legs.
Speaker 3: That's right, pumpy.
Speaker 4: Still, but we'd have to pull it out. Who's to.
Speaker 1: Look like it had freeze in there like constipated?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he'd be crying in pain trying to get down. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just a little phase he went through twenty five
Speaker 3: and it's all good now, isn't it, Darling? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: So Hendrick's the only only thing I can say. He
Speaker 3: is always have a nappy on hand and always had
Speaker 3: that little hose covered.
Speaker 4: My friend tuck up between the leagues.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, Cooper? I Reckon actually got me
Speaker 3: in the mouth one time. I'm sure we pet in
Speaker 3: my mouth. We almost vomited my mouth to the.
Speaker 2: Glorious moments of being apparently.
Speaker 4: I don't think we can beat that. I think that's
Speaker 4: I think I think your your your son urinating in
Speaker 4: your mouth. That is the perfect end for our magic grounds.
Speaker 1: It's the apex? Can I say right before we leave.
Speaker 1: I want to quickly tell you guys, there was a
Speaker 1: earlier last weekend, sorry, there was a podcasting boxing match
Speaker 1: open the Gold Coast. You have seen anything on that podcast?
Speaker 1: The second year they've done it where they like they
Speaker 1: get podcasters and they fight in the ring.
Speaker 2: What sounds the Alpha blokes podcast run that don't make it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the alpha blokes. You haven't met those fels magic
Speaker 1: on our flight?
Speaker 4: I met him on a flight Pellips.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Me and Jack played with Cam Lowry, one of the
Speaker 1: boys in Mick Fanny's Golf Day last year, terrific fl
Speaker 1: He actually messaged me after the Gulf Day asking if
Speaker 1: I wanted to fight him in it, which I remember
Speaker 1: seeing the message laughing. I forgot to reply, I thank
Speaker 1: good luck. I would have. I would have killed him.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason I would never get in the ring,
Speaker 1: not out a sheer fear for me. I just wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to. I wouldn't want to put someone else's life
Speaker 1: in my hands because you know what, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know you've learned off the best. I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm mastered and six martial arts, all the dangerous ones.
Speaker 4: If I kill someone I'm going to jail. These things
Speaker 4: are legal lethal weapons.
Speaker 2: Put those claus to camera, those things aren't. Thus Cooper, Yeah,
Speaker 2: listening Cooper, John's has like, honestly like dagger like fingers.
Speaker 3: That's quite the penist.
Speaker 4: What's the matter with you? Before we go on our
Speaker 4: Sunday night show, we had Max King on and Toby Sextem,
Speaker 4: both of them champions is Mexican. King is a nice kid.
Speaker 1: He's such a good four kids.
Speaker 2: He is so good.
Speaker 1: He's such a funny man. He's Yeah, we played together
Speaker 1: in Melbourne. He I remember we played again the week before.
Speaker 1: He was a media transfer, so he was up at
Speaker 1: the Gold Coast Titans. He was in reserve grade playing
Speaker 1: for tweet Head Seagulls. We actually played him the week
Speaker 1: before he transferred, and we were into him because we
Speaker 1: all knew that like he was maybe there's a lot
Speaker 1: of reports saying Max King a potentially going to the
Speaker 1: media the thing. And we ended up eating Tweed by
Speaker 1: sixty that day and I remember at the end of
Speaker 1: the game Harry was into him, going, He's like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? He goes, just come down to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: He says, You're never like, you won't you won't lose
Speaker 1: again like this if you come down to Melbourne. And
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, you know, I boy with that there,
Speaker 1: I'm going to come down.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: I'm coming down. Boys, I don't give a shit. I'm
Speaker 1: coming down, come down. He is such a good teammate,
Speaker 1: such a good bloke, so good for team morale. He
Speaker 1: potentially be the quirkiest man I've ever met in my life.
Speaker 1: He never has a down day. He's always on, like
Speaker 1: always on, always on, almost to the point where you're
Speaker 1: going to go, Kingy, you go sit over in that
Speaker 1: corner for atle bit. I'm going to sit up the
Speaker 1: other end. Let's not talk for a bit.
Speaker 3: Very much like that, aren't you You like your space?
Speaker 3: When you like Cooper's time, you want Cooper's time?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Were at the airport one day and he was all
Speaker 4: the Bulldogs players were there and I was in I
Speaker 4: was in the bookstore looking for an excellent book and
Speaker 4: I couldn't find them. By the way. Anyway, I feel
Speaker 4: his hand on the shoulder and turn around, King and
Speaker 4: he goes, how's he talking?
Speaker 1: What did you say otherwise?
Speaker 4: I kind of he said, well, it's good, But he said, hey,
Speaker 4: Mannie how I just want to say, I really really
Speaker 4: appreciate the fact that every time I see you you
Speaker 4: ask how my family's going. I just want to say,
Speaker 4: thank you, thank you very much for that.
Speaker 1: Cute A good man, good family.
Speaker 4: They are a great for the good family.
Speaker 2: The King's baby, that's one of the kings.
Speaker 3: And remember if you are in Brisbane this weekend Saturday,
Speaker 3: we're going to be at Fanland Leisure Deck Queen's Wolf
Speaker 3: Level seven mid day to two pm. Come and see it.
Speaker 3: So we'd love to see you.
Speaker 1: If we make it.
Speaker 4: Am I right, that's kind of.
Speaker 3: Like my fear. I think that's what my fear is,
Speaker 3: that we'll turn out there with no one there.
Speaker 4: We're talking about us of a thousand Maggie Beers.
Speaker 2: That's if we show up.
Speaker 4: I'm going to commentate on the Sunday. They're going to
Speaker 4: commentate on the Sunday. At four o'clock came. I think
Speaker 4: they're worried about me because oftentimes they get up there
Speaker 4: and give myself a good slamming. And they said, can
Speaker 4: you commentate a game for us? Which game I'm doing
Speaker 4: Penrith Broncos on the Sunday. A good game, man got to.
Speaker 3: Win this man, what is going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they don't win this, they are a chance,
Speaker 1: they are a chance to missing the eight because they.
Speaker 4: Came dead last. At the moment, this is a game
Speaker 4: I think they absolutely must win because origins around the
Speaker 4: corner and they're going to be with all those stars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, will they still pick?
Speaker 4: It's a funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's a good talking about where becoming
Speaker 1: dead last and then none of the boys are really
Speaker 1: lighting the world on fire right now. But you know
Speaker 1: they're a champion team. They've got champion players. You can't
Speaker 1: not pick, you know, Leam Martin's Yeah, Edwards, you pick them.
Speaker 3: To see what happens if they put them in that
Speaker 3: different environment and how they play.
Speaker 1: Brian, I mean, they could be without five blokes and
Speaker 1: they come I wonder if that would be. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'd love to David Middleton on the case if if
Speaker 1: they get if they get five blokes out of their side,
Speaker 1: is that the most ever picked out of a team
Speaker 1: that's coming last.
Speaker 3: It must be to be, wouldn't That's a start that
Speaker 3: it would be very interesting to see what Lo does.
Speaker 1: It will be Let's you don't We'll ring him.
Speaker 4: Between you and you're going to pick between us.
Speaker 1: You're off the record, you're not on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Guys, I have a good one to see.
Speaker 2: Jack