WEBVTT - Throw out the Mattress! There's a Snake in the Bed! 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.680 Welcome back to another week John's Family Podcast. Why I'm 0:00:03.720 --> 0:00:07.560 so exciting Patricia John's Jack. John's off camera today doing 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:10.360 as we call the live cutting, because, in his words, 0:00:10.520 --> 0:00:13.240 he didn't want to listen back to us, so he 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:15.520 decides sometimes he decides, I want a live cut because 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:18.279 I don't have to rewatch it and cut between. Is 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:18.840 that right, Jake? 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:20.200 And we've got a big week this week. 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:22.160 It's a big week. We're getting ready to head off 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:22.920 to Magic. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:24.560 Round exactly correctly when this. 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:25.520 Comes out, We're off. 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:25.840 Yeah. 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:28.120 Yeah, So there's a lot happening, yes this week. 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:31.520 Yeah yeah, up at Fanland Level seven Coins Wharf on 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:33.680 the Leisure Decks, Saturday, twelve to two pm. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:36.200 Okay, I'm excited about it now. I'm not as nervous 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:37.120 as I was last week. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:40.919 You may have noticed we haven't introduced Matthew yet. Matthew, 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.800 he's been off us all week. Those people that watch 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:49.120 Matthew's Fox show may have seen the Xavier Coats prank 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:52.440 where they got him with a snake and and the bugs. 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:55.200 But you could see that Dad was quite anxious the 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:58.480 whole show and when he got home and we did 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:00.080 a little bit of a gag where we had a 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:03.680 snake on his spot on the couch, and Matthew may 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.880 have gotten quite angry at Patricia and us boys hasn't 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:08.680 really spoken to us. 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:10.640 Mate, you should be grateful they wanted to put it 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:11.160 in your bed. 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:12.080 That is true. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:15.600 I took them down from the bed and negotiated it down. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.760 The blood, sweat and tears of my life exists in 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:24.000 the walls of this building. It'd be like you guys, 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:28.280 being afar and hearing that your worst enemy, I've let 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:31.600 your worst enemy in the house and was sitting at 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.480 your on your favorite chair or something to be on 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:39.840 TV and see a serpent crawling on my suit on 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:40.360 the couch. 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:42.600 Randy, But what about the snake cover? 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:46.800 But here's the thing. Whenever I get home on Thursday night, 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:49.240 taste a little while of one wine. So I lay 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:51.720 there and I'll sometimes I'll go back and I'll watch 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.880 the second half of the football again just to sort 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:58.120 of recap or your show. And I couldn't lay there 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:01.760 because the snake had been there, and I was so 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:03.840 on edge that I had a feeling that the snake 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.160 was maybe I don't know, like like I'm when I 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:10.200 came into the house, I was like, and I've never 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.799 had tourse words with any of my producers or any 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:15.040 of the boys on the show, but he made tear. 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:16.280 I fucking lost it. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:19.280 I heard you got I remember Hammi texting me. Who's 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.800 in the back end of your shows? He texted me 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.080 and he was quite worried about you because apparently you 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.320 did have some choice words with some of the producers 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.359 when they put some boxes in your car at the 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:29.960 end of the show. 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.560 So it was a tough show anyway, because I'm always 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.200 looking after my show, and I said to goes, do 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:36.640 we have to like the snake thing? I'm trying to 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:38.600 host the show and all I'm doing is looking over 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:40.960 my should expecting someone come here with the diamond python 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.440 hanging over my neck or something like that. And then 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.080 the show's over. I go downstairs and some Polukas have 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:50.800 put like boxes in the car so that you know, 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:53.920 I'm assuming there's a snake in the car serpent. So 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:55.960 I thought, you know what, enough's enough, So I just 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:57.919 marched back up there. I went up. I didn't march 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:01.000 up there, march I've got the lift up there. I'd 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:03.359 let the lift take me. And I got up there 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:06.800 and mate, I'm looking for anyone fletching Heindy, And then 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:12.400 I spotted my producer Johnny and mate Johnny's face and 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:18.200 he I just went, Johnny, get the fuck down now 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.959 and get those fucking boxes out of my fucking car. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:27.000 Yeah, and he was like, and he's just context for 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:29.400 context to the people. He would have known about it, 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.000 but he would not have been the Instagram. 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:33.200 He's like the nicest. 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:37.600 Col Yeah, I heard Jimmy's name mentioned. Leon was a kinkin. 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:41.520 He's the other thing. Seeing Leon laying in my position 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.640 on the bed, and Leon told me that he was 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:47.560 trying to coax you into bed and gas would be funny, 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:52.600 and Tris knew better. I'm not getting in there. Leon's 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.160 got wandering hands. 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:56.560 Still that well, the original idea was going to be 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:58.920 that I go over and I pulled the blanket back 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:03.440 and Leon was in bed with the serpent. Trice said no, 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.480 Trice said, only one serpent in this bed. 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:09.320 Yeah, I would have lost it if. 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:11.080 That I knew. You wouldn't have You wouldn't have been 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:11.520 able to. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:14.000 Sleep because when I was a kid, I used to 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.960 have this phobia that there was always snakes in my bed. Yeah, 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:23.719 pull them back, and so I was seventeen. So to me, 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:25.640 if I'd have seen that snake in the bed, I 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:27.480 would have had we would have to throw that bed out. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:28.640 Yeah, yeah, you would have. 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:31.760 She was she was lovely, Brandy. She was lovely. 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:35.120 She actually was so delightful, wasn't she She was beautiful. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.480 She was like I was quite hesitant at the start, 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.720 but like because I don't love snakes. I don't hate them, 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:42.600 but I don't love them. But she was quite gentle 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:46.000 and she's very friendly. She wasn't the one that they 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:48.120 were riding about in the Old Testament, like, she was 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.800 a different not that ass. No, no, no, she wouldn't 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:51.840 have forced Adam or Eve. 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:54.240 She wasn't hanging out apple trees that one. 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:56.520 They're all friendly and lovely and nice to take a 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.719 piece out of your arm, she objected, like that. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.400 You should have seen her with her handler, Like she 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:04.640 kept going out to him, like almost into his neck, 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.839 cuddling him. It was pretty beautiful. I was waiting for 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:13.400 the other strippers though, like chastity destiny. 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.800 That's what chest cat running that gag. Whenever the guy 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.440 I would like tell about the Brandy and then she 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:20.520 kept like he didn't hear just kept going like where's 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:23.400 chastity destiny and like the other strippers, and no one 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:27.680 kept laughing. Everyone just going, it's funny to you. But 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:31.320 when you call his beautiful pet a stripper and kept 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:32.720 there was a stripper. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.760 Name, but it skin, it would be a stripper. 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.680 Well, it sheds every four months, you know, four months, 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:40.840 he told me about it. It's quite interesting. They can 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.680 see when it's going to happen. They get like a 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:47.760 reddish tinge to their beautiful I'll just. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:51.000 He's a word of warning. Do you remember the Alice 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:51.600 Cooper used. 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:55.360 To have Brandy was used in Alice Cooper's show last year. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:58.160 She's just celebrity snakes. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.080 So she's a cool snake. Coler, Yeah, does that make 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.000 you like her a little bit more? 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:03.880 Bise It kind of did impress him, It. 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:06.800 Does, doesn't around the neck of a legend. Yes, Well, 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:09.159 I read a story in a book called What She 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.880 Wants in the Back Suit, and it was a story 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.640 about nineteen seventy four Alice Cooper led Zeppelin and the 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.760 who go on a world tour, not altogether but simultaneously. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.320 And there's a story in it where, of course Alice 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:23.599 Cooper always had his snake. I think it was Damien 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:27.039 used to carry big, big python. Anyway, he's he was 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:28.599 a big drinker in those days, it says in the 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:29.919 book and Alice Cooper. 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.160 Because he doesn't drink anymore, does he plays golf instead? 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.800 Yeah, that's his addiction. So he said he was laying 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:38.440 on the bed and suddenly Damien he's used to lay 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:39.640 next to him the bed, and he thought it was 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:41.560 really cute. But what had happened? It was sizing him 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.880 up once it actually got him when he was laying 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:48.800 in bed and it was stunted, stric Yeah, it wrapped 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:50.800 around him. Had the ex security in there. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.960 To cut it off or cut it off like bye 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:57.040 bye Damien, Yeah, bye bye bye chow. Well, he did 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:00.760 mention that Harriet, our cat, was outside because she's been 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:04.479 relegated outside because there's been some incidents. 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:07.440 Keeping everywhere all over the couch. 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:08.640 Anyway, do you. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:12.400 Remember what the snake taman's name was? keV keV. I 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.360 kept doing like weird after you mentioned that. I kept 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:16.040 saying like weird quotes to him. He didn't get it. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:19.480 I kept saying things like remember all the waynes World 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:21.680 quotes from Alice Coop I kept like slowly going up 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:23.840 and going, well, you know, I'm a regular here in 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:28.200 in in Milwaukee. It's certainly had its fair share of visitors. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:29.560 And he's like, oh, yeah. 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:31.320 He must have thought you're on you. 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:35.240 Know, yeah another classic Jack. 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:38.480 Not worthy, We're not worthy. 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.760 But I mean he did mention that this brandy could 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.000 eat Harriet our cat. 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:44.760 He didn't say that. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.280 Yeah, yeah, I went, oh that's important, that's what. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.400 She eats she was. He was like, yeah, a good 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:50.600 pumper cat, like he. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:52.720 Was saying, it takes it like two weeks to digest. Yeah, 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:55.280 that's right, but it gets you get it done. Yeah. 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.200 Well, correct, there's a warning for you. 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:58.200 No one was shopping on the couch. 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:01.480 Yeah, there will be concept on says but is he 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:05.520 come home? And then he woke me like and no 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:09.800 use you? And then you're like, has it gone? Is 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:12.560 it here? Is it here? I'm like, mate, as if 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:16.000 they're going to actually leave a snake a protected sort 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:19.080 of species? Is it with us? 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.560 I say, species spies? 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.160 Seriously, there is something wrong with my mouth. 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:27.640 Your dad's been saying that for years. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:30.600 She's a bitter. 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:37.800 A buyer. Is they saying wrong with my ears as well? 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.480 Probably never wears her headphones. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:42.480 That's why have no headphones. 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:43.840 You keep saying the headphones. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:44.959 That doesn't make me. 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:46.520 I never look good in headphones. 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:48.520 In headphones are you talking about? 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:50.440 Well, it's always a big deal when we say we 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:51.959 put headphones in your set. You do I have to 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.120 wear these because. 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.400 You always only have three? And I go, it's fine, 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:57.560 I don't need to have them. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:08:59.920 No, I don't think so. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.280 I love headphones. I love microphone. I like a headphone. 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.000 I know you like a microphone. You're almost coming in 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:06.439 that hot you're almost swallowing the thing. 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:08.600 Have we got a question? 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:11.360 Oh, yes, we do have a question to start us off. 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.240 If you had to choose a drink for each of 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.720 the rest of us in this room, which would have 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:18.160 been white, trist do you want to start? This was 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:18.600 your one? 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:23.520 I would love this came it came off the bat 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:32.440 of watching and ice tea came up. Wow, you know, 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:33.920 And then I just started. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:37.480 Thinking he obviously wasn't named after ice Tea. 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:39.439 Like it was more like that's his stage name though. 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:41.679 Yeah, but he was he didn't have ice tea to 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:45.200 drink in mind, because there's like ice isn't there heats 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:47.080 or like other ice letter like ice bea. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:48.880 There's ice cube, ice cube. 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.240 Obviously there's like some other ones though. Oh no, there's 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.840 heaps a little vanilla ice, a little little like a 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:57.880 little pump, little little wine, little Wayne, little Dicky does 0:09:58.720 --> 0:09:58.960 out there. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:03.200 You know what you know? I know what's Tracy Lauren 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.960 Moreau Marrow or marrows real name. 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:08.640 It's actually a much nicer name. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.080 I really like him, Tracy Laura. 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:11.560 It's likable. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:19.679 Sure, Okay, So for Matthew, I chose spider Sweet Spider 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:24.680 because you're a treat, you know, you know, the spider 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:26.760 drinks yet creaming soda and then you put a scoop 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.839 of ice cream in there. You're a treat. 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:31.080 What was the best of What was the best soft 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:32.200 drink you put with a spider? 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.320 I reckon drink beer. Creaming soda is pretty good. 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:37.120 Cream soda was good, I was I think I like 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:38.920 ginger beer was very good with a bit. 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:41.440 Of lemonade is pretty good. I've never had coke. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:44.720 Yeah, yeah, No, I'd had coconut. 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.160 Lime spider, jacb lime Spider. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:48.400 I had a fanto one. 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.320 No, I never had a lime spider. 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:51.080 I've had Fanta. 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:56.960 You know what talking about Fanta Fanta there and and 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:00.200 and ginger beers. We're gonna have all meldrem soon. Remember 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:01.400 you invented to drink the mully. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:05.600 Mildrem yummy it was, and ginger beer. 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:10.400 Vodka rum fan and ginger bea that was. That was mildreams. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:10.760 Mate. 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:12.520 You probably added a bit too much in there. I 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.800 don't know that the responsible service of alcohols game. 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:17.160 It's fine, well, like you were not under that you 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:18.120 have anymore for anyone else. 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:23.800 Of course I do Jack Butcher because you're good for you. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:27.200 Also, gut health. You're good for you. 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:32.160 Yeah, good for people. You're good for people. Iced coffee 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:36.480 because you're a new take on an old favourite. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:40.439 What sort of. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:41.199 Mood you in today? 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:41.360 Can? 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:43.200 I really thought these were really good? 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:48.439 Yeah, they're good. It's just your presentation and you're yeah, yeah, what's. 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:49.920 What's one for myself to do? 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:50.120 That? 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:54.040 Not an ounce, not an ounce, not even in my. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:55.720 Protein, an ounce of anything else. 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:02.520 Just trying to get through to day. I gave myself Chirats, 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:06.040 full bodied, smooth with a nice peppery undertone. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:09.839 Love me sure I've gone. I've given you your I've 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:14.920 given you the Moscow mule because you're stubborn. Jack, You're 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.560 I've gone dark and stormy because you can be quite moody. 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:24.080 Cooper Dirty Martini lifestyle and extra dirty I've given myself. 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:32.000 I have the name of drink. I think Moo John's. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:34.080 Manhattan John's Maybe yeah, sex on the beach, John cowboy 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:35.800 my favorite. 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.160 He's my favorite. Copsacking cowboy? 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:44.840 Are nice of that blood into your relationship? 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:45.200 Yeah? 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:46.320 Jack, what's your one? 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:47.720 Cowboy? 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:51.440 Triciaus sex on the beach? Really? Yeah, I don't know. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:57.120 I just thought, given the fact that a former fiance 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:59.959 was a surfer, who knows, maybe day we'll love. 0:12:59.920 --> 0:13:02.680 To sing one hundred times. 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:07.600 Well, I actually put these through chat GBT because that's 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:09.640 not you know what I'm like. I'll find any shortcut 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:12.440 I can take. So it actually had as it said, 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:15.480 trush might be vibrant and exciting. So there you go. 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:17.720 That's for sex on the beach. Oh you know, yeah, 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:22.319 you just asked a I've got any questions now? Matthews 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:26.920 is old fashioned? Oh yeah, yeah, old fashioned, classy. And 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.600 then Cooper John's, Well, the coffee must be the theme 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:34.760 because Espresso Martini was labeled for Cooper John's Express. 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:35.000 A bit high. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:36.160 I hate them, so do I. 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:37.160 They make me say I hate it. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.000 I don't like coffee in general. Well, I'm growing on 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:40.520 me now because I get up. I don't know, like 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:43.240 if you guys, I get up real early. Yeah, because 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:44.920 I do break I do breakfast radio. 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:47.880 Yeah, wake me every morning when you shower. 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:49.080 So four thirty every morning. 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:49.480 Yeah. 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:52.560 So like coffee has become my friend. But I'm not 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:55.400 an espresso man too. I always spew on them. Police 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:57.520 used to buy them all the time and then make 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.240 everyone scull them every time. I would spew every. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.319 Even Khalu back in the day used to make me vomit. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.680 Yeah, it's the upper and downer. 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:11.560 I'll drink to that serious. Okay, keeps there's an inside 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:13.280 joke there. We're not going to go into it. Okay, 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:17.520 Trish for you a large, A large weak almond milk 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:21.560 flat white, because that is your also the shittest coffee 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.520 order of all time. Letting the people know that's what 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:24.520 Trish orders every day. 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.400 Hang on, hang on, hang on, read it again. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.240 A large weak alma milk flat white. 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:31.360 It's a I get embarrassed order. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:32.760 It's a decaf mate. 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:36.200 Oh so it's a large, weak decaf milk flat white. 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:38.520 Are you serious that can be a weak decaf? 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.520 Yes to school night. Are you seriously because it's the taste? 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.440 Do you want the weakness for the taste? I don't 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.320 like because I'm like Cooper. I don't like the taste 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:48.360 of coffee and the DCAF because I can't have caffeine. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:50.520 But it still does have a bit of caffeine in it. 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.680 But I haven't had that in ages. I haven't had 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:54.080 coffee for free. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.440 But it's actually the worst. And Dad always gets so embarrassed. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:00.040 He acts like he knows what she wants because he 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.040 ordered enough times. But every single time Dad's sound at 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.040 the cafe and he's ordering for he'll like look at 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.080 his phone and gough, I've just got to order this 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:07.800 for my wife, and act like he's reading it. But 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:09.640 he knows what he's about to order. He just wants 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.560 them to know it's not for him. 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:11.880 Not for me. 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:15.920 I always prefix it with I'm really sorry, yeah, and 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:17.440 then say it and they go, oh, that's not the 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:19.200 worst we've had, And I go, okay. 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:24.600 Matthew, if you actually had especially Martini energetic, but you 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:26.040 can only ever have about one. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:28.240 Or two otherwise you get me sickly, yeah, or you. 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:34.000 Have like a heart attack job Jack, bloody Mary, because 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.400 I cannot stand bluddy Mary's, especially when I'm hungover. Especially 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:39.640 when i'm hungover, cannot stand it. And Jack, you can't 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.520 stand me when I can't cop Jack when I'm hungover, 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:44.040 really cannot copy him. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.480 Because he's like a puppy like wants to chat. 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:48.240 He just comes into my room and he's just like 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.760 standing there looking at me, and I say, you got 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.000 to hit out of my face every time, and sometimes 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:54.880 I'm so Jamee's blunt with him. I'm just like, you've 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:56.160 got to get out of my room. And he's like, 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:56.840 oh you're kid. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:02.080 Yeah, good for you, Jack. Thanks time. Next time you'll 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.480 crook in your room and you're after attention. Guess what, mate, 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:06.280 You're on your own next time I'm cooking. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:08.200 I don't know. There are the times where I don't 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.280 want to see you guys. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:12.240 Oh really, Keeper is yeah, he is, Er is like 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:12.600 a cat. 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:14.160 I'm like, well, I don't. 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:17.480 Like like that. Analogy brain comes and swallows you up, 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:21.960 so Cooper sad. He'll go in to himself. Yeah yeah 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:23.080 like that. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:26.160 Yeah, sure, sure, sure sure. If you've been keeping an 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:30.560 eye on not out John Stanley podcast, but our backstage socials. 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:34.040 Every Thursday. Jack's come up with a brilliant idea where 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.160 he bought a pack of cards and. 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:38.280 Will he built a box of NRL cards. 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:41.080 Yeah, yeah, sure, but we get the pack of cards 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.280 and we will open it. Dad will blindly pick one 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:49.040 and whoever it is, we got to put them any time, yes, Patricia, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:50.080 Gee you're on FRI today. 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:53.520 You are bloody on because you just said card naming 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:53.880 a plan. 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:56.480 That's so true, Cooper, you should get your words right 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:57.880 before disappointed. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:02.400 Yeah yeah, helln we've been on. Is it too quick? 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:03.520 Can we can we get the game? 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:04.919 It's only seventeen minutes? Kept going? 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:08.479 What's the minimum? Anyway? So we'll pick out a play out. 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:10.760 We've got to put an any time. Trice on Matthew 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:14.440 this week he picked Kyle Flanagan, who look, I wasn't 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:15.760 hopeful for still put the bet on. 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:17.320 Had a good feeling, did. 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:19.840 You I get a good feeling and then came through 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:22.160 one against it good. Didn't win the game, but scored 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:22.520 a try. 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:23.520 That's all we needed. 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:26.359 Went across the line. I just punched the air. 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:28.960 Man because you were out at the game. What what 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:31.159 odd five dollar good? 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:34.760 There you go sitting we were sitting or sitting just 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:37.760 in front. It was really nice. Just after Kyle Flant 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:41.280 again scored, I punched the air and jubilation and looked down. 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:43.399 One of my favorite actors of all time was just 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:45.720 sitting in front of me, Brian Brown. 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:47.000 And here's the st George supporter. 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:48.120