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Speaker 1: This, here's a podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk beauty pageants.

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Speaker 3: I've never competed.

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Speaker 2: I always got so nervous. I'd have a panic attack beforehand,

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Speaker 2: especially before the swimwear lingerie presentation.

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Speaker 1: But you and your suspenders with long legs, I could

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Speaker 1: never quite.

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Speaker 2: Reach just keeping everything in, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: But f hey, can we talk about Miss Grand Thailand.

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Speaker 4: I love this.

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Speaker 2: It's loose, Kate, It's really loose, and I'm just gonna

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Speaker 2: know audid this one. But this is the you know,

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Speaker 2: there's a sort of like a dance section to it,

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Speaker 2: and it's I mean, if you're if you're up for

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Speaker 2: Miss Grand Thailand, it's sort of like a you do

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Speaker 2: it like a flirtatious dance. You're trying to impress the

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Speaker 2: dud judges. But one girl who is obviously a raver

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Speaker 2: in Thailand has decided to go full rave dance when

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Speaker 2: the camera hits her. Have a look at this this girl.

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Speaker 5: She's going for it.

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Speaker 2: Break it down, man in a bikini.

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Speaker 4: She's very revealing. Miss Grand, I've never seen this, yeh,

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Speaker 4: Miss It's ironics.

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Speaker 2: So Miss Chanago was her name. She was one of

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Speaker 2: the seventy seven women competing in miss grand Thailand, and

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Speaker 2: this is when she had to get up and talk. Now,

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Speaker 2: obviously this is entire when you're going to hear out.

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Speaker 2: The unfortunate thing here is that halfway through her speech

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Speaker 2: her teeth fall out. Now it's you. She starts to stutter,

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Speaker 2: but this is this is her when her teeth fall out.

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Speaker 2: She sort of stutters towards in there now that she's

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Speaker 2: got teeth underneath. But obviously she's wearing sort of like.

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Speaker 1: The neary kind of thing, but not permanent.

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Speaker 2: So can we hear here here this is when it

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Speaker 2: happens again, which a told carlat in tire a ufing dentist.

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Speaker 2: She then went on to super dentist, it looks like.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, she does have top teeth.

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Speaker 4: When that, do you know what it looks? You eat

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Speaker 4: the you eat the loly teeth and you try and

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Speaker 4: put them in and say something. Unfortunately for this poor woman,

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Speaker 4: grant with me, mister can't say it?

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Speaker 2: Are you trying to say? I told Carlette, when somebody's

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Speaker 2: teeth have fallen out, and it's usually the elderly that

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Speaker 2: this happens to. And I've told you about Hazel Fitzgil.

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Speaker 2: She was the first ever female to play piano in

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Speaker 2: a beer garden. That's a well known fact. But she,

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Speaker 2: my my nan used to play. She used to play

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Speaker 2: the piano, and Dad used to tell me that the

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Speaker 2: locals used to gather around and buy her drinks while

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Speaker 2: she was playing the piano, so she'd have she could

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Speaker 2: play the piano and have a schooner, drink a schooner.

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Speaker 2: But one day Dad said that her teeth fell out

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Speaker 2: into the schooner and she kept playing the piano with

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Speaker 2: a schooner in her hand, and the right hand kept paying.

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Speaker 1: Your teeth keys to play the piano. My dad lost

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Speaker 1: his teeth, how but they fell out. We didn't We

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Speaker 1: don't actually know where they are.

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Speaker 5: Did they rot?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 4: Well, they fell out, And the big joke in our house,

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Speaker 4: it would frightened all the us as children and then

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Speaker 4: the grandchildren when all of a sudden, you turn around

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Speaker 4: and Dad was running up the hallway without his teeth.

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Speaker 7: Gummy shark.

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Speaker 1: But one day Dad couldn't find his teeth.

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Speaker 4: He rocked up to my place and he's like, I said,

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Speaker 4: the hell that, because I can't find my teeth, I

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Speaker 4: put him somewhere. I don't know where they are, and

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Speaker 4: he thinks what he's done is he put them down somewhere.

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Speaker 4: I've been swept in a tissue or something. Someone's throwing

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Speaker 4: the tissue out and flush it flushed the tissue down

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Speaker 4: the toilet, So he was out without teeth for a

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Speaker 4: very long like, well, not a long long time, but

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Speaker 4: enough time to have them replaced.

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Speaker 1: You don't want have to pull them out of the

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Speaker 1: toilet either, do well toilet's break. You probably don't want

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Speaker 1: to find them. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: The other one that I need to say is BJ's

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Speaker 2: uncle Wayne. When Norma passed away his mother, he was

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Speaker 2: talking about you know, there was a moment where everyone

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Speaker 2: was waiting to see what they got in the wheel,

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Speaker 2: and he found out that he got normous benches and

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Speaker 2: at the funeral cap as a joke, he put them

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Speaker 2: into his head.

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Speaker 1: No, he didn't for a laugh.

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Speaker 2: But there was there was just there were groans of

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Speaker 2: shock and Wayne, what are you doing?

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Speaker 5: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Funny to celebrate all.

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Speaker 1: The day in the church or at the way the

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Speaker 1: whole day.

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Speaker 4: I would have thought it'd be funny anytime of the day.

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Speaker 1: A right twenty fi.

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Speaker 7: I love to know where the dingers ended up.

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Speaker 4: They had no idea that so many dentious calls coming through.

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Speaker 4: Extraordinarily get so many calls on the topic of where

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Speaker 4: did the dentures end up?

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Speaker 5: Pam?

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Speaker 2: When did your teeth fall out?

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Speaker 5: Pan?

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Speaker 3: Oh, that wasn't actually me.

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Speaker 1: It was my mum.

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Speaker 3: She We were at the beach on boxing day and

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Speaker 3: it was a bit cold, now you know cold Boxing day.

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Speaker 3: Mum went out and away here on the back and

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Speaker 3: her bottom dentires fell out.

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Speaker 5: Got it.

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Speaker 3: So then we're all out freezing in the water with

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Speaker 3: our feet trying to find these beaches. I ever found them?

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Speaker 3: She had to.

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Speaker 2: Over and she had no until somebody, somebody walking along

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Speaker 2: a couple of days later, puts their foot down on

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Speaker 2: what they think is on the part of a dead body.

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Speaker 1: Lucky, all you're doing is having grandy custard.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, that's true, Michael, we're talking teeth.

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Speaker 6: What happened?

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Speaker 7: Boys? So my dad had top and bottom teeth and

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Speaker 7: we were in bullies one day he did a massive

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Speaker 7: sneeze and you can imagine what happened. He just blew

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Speaker 7: out of his mouth down the aisle and they went

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Speaker 7: under the actual.

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Speaker 3: So what did you get done?

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Speaker 5: At all? Falls and retrieve them?

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Speaker 6: We are to look for it we could covered in dust.

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Speaker 1: Imagine under an aisle in a supermark.

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Speaker 2: Imagine if it was fruit and veg and they ended

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Speaker 2: up just out of the side of the potatoes up

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Speaker 2: the watermelon.

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Speaker 4: Thanks me. Kristin, Hello, Hello, what's your story?

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Speaker 5: We were on a sailboat in Thailand and my dad

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Speaker 5: went snorting, not realizing he hadn't glued his false teeth

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Speaker 5: in for the day. And then next minute we see

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Speaker 5: him splashing about and he yeah, he came up and

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Speaker 5: he had lost his false teeth when he pulled the

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Speaker 5: mask off.

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Speaker 2: You glued them in.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you can put like a temporary glue I think

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Speaker 5: for snorkling.

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Speaker 1: And things like an indehesive kind of.

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Speaker 5: Strup the aisle. So we thought he was going to

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Speaker 5: be gummy the whole.

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Speaker 2: Imagine speeches as well.

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Speaker 4: Everyone together, Okay, it's smile.

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Speaker 3: Not you.

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Speaker 2: Belinda, your story is a little different. What is it?

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Speaker 6: Well, maybe it's closely related to Paans and it could

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Speaker 6: be her mother's teeth. However, we lived a little bit

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Speaker 6: further away and it was about nineteen years ago. My daughter.

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Speaker 6: We always had mother's group down at Chilly Beach at

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Speaker 6: Manly and normally I am trying to get the cigarette,

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Speaker 6: but out of her mouth.

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Speaker 5: But she picks up.

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Speaker 6: But this time I thought, what on earth has she

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Speaker 6: got in her mouth? And she had somebody you're ignoring.

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Speaker 4: On those you'd go the cigarette, butts wouldn't it over

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Speaker 4: someone else's inches?

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Speaker 1: Yet it feels like and they go. They don't. They don't,

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Speaker 1: They're not unless they're new. They get a bit.

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Speaker 3: Of beef from last night still left in there?

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Speaker 2: Kids with can you kiss? Of course you like.

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Speaker 1: Passionately kids, and not lose your tea.

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Speaker 2: You know you're not using tongue at that age, are you?

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Speaker 2: So you're not pushing out your dentires You could keep

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Speaker 2: them in ten?

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Speaker 7: Can you make out with dents and give us a call?

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Speaker 6: Tom?

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Speaker 4: Make care you're saying thumbs up here?

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Speaker 2: Or there's a few bars. I think there's one in

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Speaker 2: Rose Heel in New South I the Sackville. You don't

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Speaker 2: get to see a few dents hitting the dance floor

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Speaker 2: on a sad day night.

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Speaker 5: That is you want collective.

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