WEBVTT - I have a solution for everything, lets just not say them out loud!

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<v Speaker 1>Apogee Production. Welcome back to another episode. Am I a

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<v Speaker 1>bad Mum podcast? We're on socials as well. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say socials.

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<v Speaker 2>We say socials. One is active, like quite active. Like

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<v Speaker 2>when I say active, someone is actually physically posting stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>and usually you memes and Facebook. I really don't. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really sorry, Danny. Our listeners that you know join us

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<v Speaker 2>on Facebook. I think that was yours, but your Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>got hacked out.

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<v Speaker 1>My Facebook got hacked, and then and my email got hacked.

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<v Speaker 1>So Facebook was sending me emails saying you're breaching our codes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what they were doing with it. And

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<v Speaker 1>then they shut it down. And then can you get

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<v Speaker 1>hold of meta to try and get that back?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not interested.

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<v Speaker 2>But I have to say thank you, Katie for that happening,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, for you, because no disrespect to this particular

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<v Speaker 2>website that I'm going to name, but you said that

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<v Speaker 2>your account got hacked after going online to Timu or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it's called and buying stuff. Literally, your account was

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<v Speaker 2>hacked right not long after your face just Facebook. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>So then my daughter comes home. I don't know a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of nights ago and says, Mum, I really want

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<v Speaker 2>to get some stuff off Timo. I was like, oh, sorry, can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Why because Katie's got hacked. All of our accounts got

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<v Speaker 2>hacked and she doesn't have it anymore. So I'm really sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't shop there.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't learned my lesson though, right, Amelia said the

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<v Speaker 1>other day she went, oh my god, Mom, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to get all this free stuff from Timmy. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, there's no such thing is free, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear that. And I think she had to

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<v Speaker 1>put in a few people's email addresses. I put in

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<v Speaker 1>the email address that had already been hacked that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really care about because I don't really the hackers.

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<v Speaker 2>We will go on and light see nope, use that

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<v Speaker 2>one already.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she did and we got knock on the door,

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<v Speaker 1>went out, there was a pass all and she got

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<v Speaker 1>all this free stuff for putting on those email addresses.

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<v Speaker 1>So God help those people whose emails she put down, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I a bad mum for ignoring the signs. This

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<v Speaker 2>is just really lighthearted because it's just been of recent.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was a kid, we always went on family

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<v Speaker 2>holidays and we would be in the car for like days.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever go on family holidays of sitting in

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<v Speaker 2>a calf days on end? So like you drive to

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<v Speaker 2>your destination, but like my parents were like destination, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Like let's leave Adelaide and drive to Townsville. Why why? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And you be sitting in the back playing Norts and Crosses.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No screens at that point. I'm not from that

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<v Speaker 2>travel board games.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd get those all travel Connect four and stuffing like that,

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<v Speaker 1>or taking the car.

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<v Speaker 2>We had like at one stage, you know, we had

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<v Speaker 2>the cassette players that we might have listened to or

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<v Speaker 2>discman or things like that, but there was no like

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<v Speaker 2>watching screens. I was not a huge reader either in

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<v Speaker 2>the car. I got to a certain age, which happens

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<v Speaker 2>to be Elsie's age currently, so nine, and then all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, anytime I sat in the back of

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<v Speaker 2>a car, I was violently ill, bloody cassick. You know

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<v Speaker 2>how when you have kids, you're like, fuck, I hope

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<v Speaker 2>neither of them take on that, because I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how Mum did it. Mum and Dad would drive and

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<v Speaker 2>just go here, have a bucket, and you just had

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<v Speaker 2>to sit there in the car driving from Adelaide to

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<v Speaker 2>Townsville with a bucket because you'll be fine, just be

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<v Speaker 2>sick in the bucket and then put it.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that. It's funny because my girls are starting

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<v Speaker 1>to read their stuff about getting driving licenses. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>reading about what the road rules are and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And Holly said to me yesterday, Mum, you know that

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<v Speaker 1>when you're on the motorway you should never pull over

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<v Speaker 1>into the emergency lane. It's really dangerous, Like it's literally

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<v Speaker 1>just for emergency emergency. Oh well, the amount of times

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<v Speaker 1>we pulled over on the way to dream Well so

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<v Speaker 1>that you two could have a WII.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, what, I owed my bum on the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of the highway. Yeah, and you didn't care. Yeah. See,

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<v Speaker 2>we did all of that as kids. We would have

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<v Speaker 2>to bush on the way because you know, as you

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<v Speaker 2>do in a car trip, you have to wee every

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<v Speaker 2>second you leave a town rather than actually going last

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<v Speaker 2>about the service station. But now I'm tackling the idea

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<v Speaker 2>that Elsie is picking up a little bit of this

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<v Speaker 2>because there's been a couple of occasions, not in my car,

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<v Speaker 2>not with me, driving with others. I don't think I

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<v Speaker 2>give her the opportunity to. But she comes home and

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<v Speaker 2>she's white as a ghost since she like the other day,

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<v Speaker 2>she came home from being out with some friends and

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<v Speaker 2>she's just so silent about it, and I thought, oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>something's up, and I just thought she was off with

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<v Speaker 2>something else. Anyway, she goes, hi, I'm fine, didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to hug for me, didn't want anything, which is unlike

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<v Speaker 2>this child of mine, goes straight up to the bedroom,

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<v Speaker 2>just disappears for five minutes. And I thought, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna let her cool ed jet and then I'll go

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<v Speaker 2>and check on her. So I'm not fussing. But I

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<v Speaker 2>was just like, I'm just gonna let her have some time,

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<v Speaker 2>then I'll go and check on her. Anyway, let's just

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<v Speaker 2>say five to ten minutes after, I just get this

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<v Speaker 2>like singing out mom, and I was like, oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>got up there. You just don't feel very well. It

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<v Speaker 2>started when we were getting it, like she was in

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<v Speaker 2>the back seat of somebody else's car. But because she

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<v Speaker 2>was in someone else's car, she was really embarrassed. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I just didn't to say anything. I was like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>because I just need a hug. I just don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how I feel and I was like, let me get

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<v Speaker 2>you a glass of bubbly water. I said it all.

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<v Speaker 2>I wondered what you can sell that. Let me get bubbles.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me get your glass of bubbles.

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<v Speaker 2>Geez, there will be some good times.

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<v Speaker 1>He honestly doesn't help. I got seasick on a boat

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<v Speaker 1>recently and I said to the guy, I'm really not

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<v Speaker 1>feeling good and we've taken drinks on the board. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to selt some might help, and he went,

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<v Speaker 1>are the alcoholic? I went yeah, and he went absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, yeah, why?

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<v Speaker 1>And I did feel better.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the last thing I think about. We went on

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<v Speaker 2>your birthday. Remember we went on the boat for your birthday,

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<v Speaker 2>and I remember saying to you, Oh, I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>I really want to come, but I'm not a big

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<v Speaker 2>boat fan. I get really seasick and You're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I just come mate. I was like, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, oh, just come, And when you are coming.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh no. And in my head I'm

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<v Speaker 2>already envisaging myself like over the side of the boat,

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<v Speaker 2>You'll just be lolling for your birthday and I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>vomitron off the side. But yeah, see what about that

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't feel sick. She's fine, I think because I was.

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<v Speaker 1>You were drinking, and it was so windy that day

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<v Speaker 1>was so.

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<v Speaker 2>Windy, so windy, And then what did you say? Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>just extend it by another three hours? I thought, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my gosh, I think maybe it was an hour, but

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<v Speaker 2>it was an extra hour onset.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone was drunk by then there was no one not

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<v Speaker 1>because of the boat anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>They couldn't walk, and after they got off the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's the moral of the story. Then, well, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what to do, Katie. You're the one that

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<v Speaker 2>comes up with the solutions to my problem. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>giving my daughter a selza, she's nine, So come up

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<v Speaker 2>with something else. I can't have someone bombit in my car. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have anyone to charge eighty dollars for a

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<v Speaker 2>cleaning fee if someone vomits in my car.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Captain a sudden, it's gone from beautiful, caring mom

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<v Speaker 1>to I don't want to vomit in my car.

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<v Speaker 2>You just told me to give my nine year old selsa.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to do. Ask me for a solution. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of solutions, someone did come up to me on

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<v Speaker 2>the street on the street and told me that they

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<v Speaker 2>used your handy solution the other day. I was like thinking, thinking, what, No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not me, that's Katie. Katie always has a solution.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, oh, we used the stapler on a hem.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Oh, that was definitely Katie was.

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<v Speaker 1>The old staple at the school hem because you can't

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<v Speaker 1>sew it. I'm so glad someone used that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. I'm trying to think back where I was

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<v Speaker 2>and it was just like, oh, and I'm thinking, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not the one on the podcast that comes up with

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<v Speaker 2>solutions that's been you. The talck on powder on your

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<v Speaker 2>legs when you've got sand on your legs after.

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<v Speaker 1>The beach, the sand comes straight off.

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<v Speaker 2>Never never do I carry talk about it like a

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<v Speaker 2>little book. That's your thing. It's like those moments that

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<v Speaker 2>you just need that solution.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes see seltzer for your nine year old before she goes.

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<v Speaker 2>In the car. No one is getting cassick. Why because

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<v Speaker 2>they're all pissed you