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Speaker 1: This is the Fitting in with with Cake Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Fitz.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about what I think might be the most

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Speaker 1: aausy thing I've ever seen. As you know, I was

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Speaker 1: in Barron Bay over the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Man, I love to.

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Speaker 1: Get up to Byron chase a break mate.

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Speaker 2: You know what it's like.

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Speaker 1: You felt naked without my board there. I didn't take

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Speaker 1: it with me, but I spent the weekend just chasing

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Speaker 1: the green room. You know. First time I ever served,

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Speaker 1: I think I was at Watergoes was a left to

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Speaker 1: right break your break and left to right on the

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Speaker 1: triple thruster. Yeah, and you're up there for a birthday party.

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Speaker 2: It was a digest station.

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Speaker 3: That's the reason you're up there for the free food

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Speaker 3: and the drink.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and that's why you went up there, all right?

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Speaker 1: Well I did get a swim in Okay, and I

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Speaker 1: was down at water Goes. What's interesting there was a

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Speaker 1: couple of waves breaking out the back and I was

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Speaker 1: just playing in the shallows, splashing around like an untrained.

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Speaker 2: Seal just this.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I did too? I left the

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Speaker 1: sun glass on the plane, so I lost them, and

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Speaker 1: I forgot to pack shorts. So I'm in Mandy's to

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Speaker 1: cry a face jest, like it's the ugliest thing you

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Speaker 1: could have thought of.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just in Malulu Lemons. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, so I decided to swim out a little bit

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Speaker 1: far because there's some other people that are up there

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Speaker 1: for the weekend in the shallows, and I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to embarrass myself in Mandy's. So I swim out and

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Speaker 1: I can see this guy and he's sitting on his surfboard,

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Speaker 1: and I thought, oh, he must be filming himself because

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Speaker 1: I can see something mounted to the front of his

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Speaker 1: surfboard and it was like a big surfboard, like your Classic.

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Speaker 2: Nine, your Malibu, your mouth, your male.

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Speaker 1: So I'm looking at it and I'm swimming out to it,

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Speaker 1: and I'm thinking he.

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Speaker 2: Got going on there.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I see him reach forward and

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Speaker 1: he grabs a beer out of the beer holder like

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Speaker 1: a stubby holder, and has a drink of beer out

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Speaker 1: of the can and puts it back into the holder

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Speaker 1: on the front of the board.

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Speaker 3: You can't have a you can't have a beer holder

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Speaker 3: on your board.

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Speaker 1: So I'm looking at this guy thinking all right, so

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Speaker 1: it's definitely a go promount he just must be really

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Speaker 1: keen to maybe he's a YouTuber. He's drinking beer while

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Speaker 1: on his surfboard. So I'm fascinated by what this guy's doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, this is the most impractical invention I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: You fall over, you fall off your board, your beer

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Speaker 1: goes down, and you've lost everything. So then I'm watching him.

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Speaker 1: He sits on his board till he finishes his beer,

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Speaker 1: then surfs into the shore where he's got a little

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Speaker 1: eskie and his kids and his wife are playing on

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Speaker 1: the beach. He yells at his kid, who goes and.

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Speaker 2: Gets him a bit, grabs anne.

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Speaker 1: Grabs another one, puts it on the board, paddles back out,

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Speaker 1: and then sits on the board, you know, legs either side,

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Speaker 1: drinking his beer until he's finished it and catches another wave.

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Speaker 2: In don't mess with the locals. And I didn't know

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Speaker 2: whether to celebrated or.

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Speaker 1: Think he was an absolute disgrace, the fact that he

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Speaker 1: sent his kid to the ski two when he got

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Speaker 1: to the shore because he couldn't be more than undoing

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Speaker 1: his leg rope.

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Speaker 3: Did you see the guy that took his kid out

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Speaker 3: to pipeline in Hawaii?

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Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, So the kid.

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Speaker 3: Was around about two years of age and he was

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Speaker 3: a local surfer and wanted his kid to experience a

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Speaker 3: tube pipeline.

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Speaker 2: Now, pipeline's really dangerous. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: So he takes the kid out there. He actually gets

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Speaker 3: on a wave, but then the wave crashes over the

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Speaker 3: top of him and then he's basically throwing his child

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Speaker 3: above the waves to get past the next waves coming in.

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Speaker 2: The kid nearly drowned. Oh my god, there's a video

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Speaker 2: of it. It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: See if that had happened in Australia, that kid would

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Speaker 1: have had a had a.

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Speaker 2: Beer sort of gaffer taped to his hand.

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