WEBVTT - Full Show: "It's Not As Good Using Your Own Hand" 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:20.439 Good morning, Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right way. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.160 This is Jason Lauren. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:24.160 No, you're one hundred. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.680 Well, good morning everybody, and welcome you at Tuesday morning. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:30.880 Good morning, how are we doing? Good morning? 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:33.240 What world are we living in? Man? 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.839 Another stabbing in Sydney. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:39.720 This one was late last night, was it? This is 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:40.840 inside of church? 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:44.680 Yeah, well while the while the priest or minister was 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:48.320 delivering a live stream service, a young kid allegedly has 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:49.360 come up and stabbed him. 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.880 But then there's what's the riot out the front about? 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:53.400 Do we know? 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:58.560 So then afterwards police got involved and then everyone started fighting. 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.720 It's just like, honestly, mate, you waking up to it? 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:02.560 Just another incident like that. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:02.920 Yeah. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:04.720 I feel like we're waking up every morning with bad 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:05.200 news at the. 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:08.360 Moment, after what's gone down a Bondi over the weekends, 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:09.200 It's like, come on. 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:13.920 Although I did hear yesterday an update on the little 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:17.440 baby from Bondi that she had moved from critical to serious, 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:20.800 which is an upgrade in her condition, which is I 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:22.160 think what we're all praying for you. 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:25.080 Yeah, yeah, that's good news out of a horrific situation. 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:27.880 There's a go fund me it's been set up as 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:29.720 well for the little baby, which is doing really. 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:33.520 Well, yeah, which is yeah for the father and the baby. 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.840 I just I feel way down at the moment. 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:37.759 It's a lot. 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:41.119 I feel mentally, Like I was saying to you last night, Jase, 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:44.280 I had to turn the news off anytime it came up. 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:46.240 I nearly threw my phone at the wall. 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:49.120 Yesterday I opened up social media, and it's I just 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:53.840 I'm really struggling with the constant reading and the constant 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:55.080 let's be. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:56.840 Honest, you go down a rabbit hole on these things. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:58.960 Oh, but it's just and I just feel like it's everywhere. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:00.760 And then I was trying to read the news and 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.040 I was trying to follow some other news stories yesterday, 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:04.760 and I was just like, there's a lot of heaviness 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:06.520 around at the moment, and I think a lot of 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:09.200 people are feeling fatigued by it. So just be gentle 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.120 with yourselves and look after yourselves if you're feeling a 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.720 bit overwhelmed at the moment, because there's a lot going on. 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:15.840 I'll send her that Instagram page to the guy that 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.440 cuts people's lawns for free. That's what I need, the 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:19.080 lawn guy. 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:21.680 I need some distracted You love. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:24.000 This guy distraction. That's right, you follow the lawn guy. 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:26.160 Distractance is not a word. 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:31.120 He knocks on their doors says, look, the lawns overgrown. 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:35.520 I also need some more cappy Borough content wants to 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:38.040 send it to see those giant rodents that are. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.080 So coote when they swim. 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:43.320 Sometimes I've been sending you videos. Well, can we talk 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:43.600 about it? 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:45.440 Can we get that grab isolated? 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:47.360 Please? Sorry? What's up? 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:52.040 Brother's brother? What does he say? 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:52.959 Special? Please? 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:55.800 Special players? Special players don't do this? 0:02:55.840 --> 0:03:02.000 When is everyone out there into what's up? 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:03.359 Brother? 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:03.799 Brother? 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:08.080 If someone call us Jason, what's what's up? 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:11.119 Brother, and he goes, brother, I didn't. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:15.080 Get it, don't I don't like being the person players, 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:16.680 Special Players, Special. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:18.680 Club thirteen twenty four ten. If you want to. 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.760 Call it, say what brother? What's brother? 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:24.120 Just call and when we say hello, just just give 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:24.840 it to Jason. 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.000 We've got a brother. We've got someone on the team 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:27.840 who can explain it. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.000 Are the ten year old the teenager? 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:34.120 What is what's up? Brother? Gamer? Dude? 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.960 And he commentates like footy or something and then yeah, 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:39.000 I don't. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.840 Know thirteen twenty four ten. 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:44.640 You can explain it better than Allie switch. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:45.680 What's he doing? 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:45.960 So? 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:51.040 He's like this teenager who commentates what are the NFL games? 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:53.760 He he watches NFL games and people watch him. 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.280 Look and someone's brother, They know about what's up? 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:58.680 Hey? Hey, what are you doing with your life? 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:00.320 I don't know, but what do you do? Know what? 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:03.400 It's a distraction, Jason? I'm all here? Is it a distraction? 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:08.800 Or it's a distractor? No one's calling? Don't no one know? 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:09.160 What's up? 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:09.440 Brother? 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:16.599 Come on, guys, what are you two doing with players? 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:19.360 You both are forty? 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.120 Grow up some uncle and tell us what's going on? 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:22.560 Please? 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:23.640 Please? 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:25.480 Oh god, let's get into it. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:26.000 What's up? 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.120 Problem is that? 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:28.839 What's up? 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:29.159 Brother? 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:29.920 Brother? 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:34.479 Right? This is a Nomber one hundred. You're on the 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.640 air with Jason. Lauren Clin's here from the newsroom as well. 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:40.800 Brother, What what's up for there? 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:41.440 Listen? 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:42.960 Not today. 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:47.080 Live Golf Adelaide returns April twenty six to twenty eight 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:51.120 with world class golf, fan village fun and headline music acts. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:53.560 Tickets at livegolf dot com. I'll tell you how can 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:57.119 win the ultimate live golf experience Coming up just after 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:58.400 six point thirty here on nover. 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:02.240 We've been teasing Jason because we're talking about how there 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:03.640 you know, there's a lot of heaviness in the world, 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:05.760 but there's also lots of fun in the world, and 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:07.679 everyone's caught on to this sketch. 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:09.640 Gamer Is he gamer? 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:09.960 Is it? 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:13.400 Common? Amateur commentator states? 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:16.000 So he's uploading videos? Does he have a gaming chair? 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:18.080 He's got a chair and yeah, yeah. 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:19.920 Yeah, yeah, he's gaming and he what does he say? 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:23.640 Clint? Let's up better the special Team, Special Player, Special Club. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:25.800 And all the football players. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:29.680 There's a very funny Hawthorne video with all the football players. 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:33.480 Doing everyone's mimicking it now the football is this guy? 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:36.279 Sorry? Where's he based America? Right? 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:37.840 I think he's Texas, America? 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:38.839 How old is he? 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:39.480 Are you? 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:42.800 Maybe? Yeah, let's say teenager? 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.640 Right? What the hell are you two watching? 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:48.040 I don't know what Clint start fell down the hole, 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:49.159 down the rabbit hole. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:53.080 And I've been in mainstream media also the time, I 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:56.200 mean thirteen twenty four ten. If you would like to 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:59.680 weigh in on the conversation about like, if you're enjoying 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.680 it and you can explain it, zaid from Frankston. 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:05.480 What's up? Brother? What's up? 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:08.800 Brother, what's it about? 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.119 So he's like he's a gamer? 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:12.520 Yeah? 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:18.479 Catch uh he plays Madden NFL. Yep, that's like it's 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:24.719 like American football, the game he like, he comments plays 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.480 with his friends and he is. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.360 He commentating video games or is it real NFL? 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:31.240 Yeah? 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.200 Video video. 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:39.159 Players and now sort of mimicking mimicking him? 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:39.600 Yeah? 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:41.520 Really? What else? 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.239 What does he say about special players? 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.159 Uh? What? 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:45.760 Brother? 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.160 Special team? Special player? 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:49.640 Special players? 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:53.560 And what's up? Brother? 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:58.720 What do you do for living mate? I'm n b 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:01.599 at all? Right, So when you're like rocking up at 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.480 the base, everyone's getting in their funny little vans to 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.240 go out, are you doing their what's up? Brother? And 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:08.760 people are doing it back to you? Of course? Stupid 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:09.320 question for me. 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:13.960 You've really fallen behind, you know what? 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:15.680 This is the this is the first time on this 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:20.040 show or for like that I've ever felt the snow 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.080 was about to say the smarter and more mature one. 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:24.920 You're not. You're just out of date. 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:26.320 It's a one off. 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:28.320 Oh I know that. 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:28.920 Don't worry. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:31.080 We'll drag you into this rabbit hole. 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:34.560 Don't worry. But you know what, you know, I'll be 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:36.680 that guy doing it. Three weeks later, go what up? Brother? 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:38.280 It's not water. 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:39.440 It's not water. 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:40.720 It's dad. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:44.720 It's not that finger up, just one finger? 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:48.760 That's that brother? What brother? Not? 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:53.720 Sydney is still in shock, grappling to come to terms 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:57.000 with a senseless killing spree here at Bondoi Junction in 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:57.800 the city's east. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.720 It's been a terrible couple of days has been the 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:04.119 wake of that stabbing attack at Westfield at Bondi Junction, 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:07.440 and a lot of the focus now has shifted to 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.400 the why why on earth did this happen? 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:11.520 How did it happen? 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:15.200 And a lot of that focus will inevitably lead us 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:18.520 to Joel Couci, who is the forty year old fella 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:22.600 who relocated recently from Queensland to New South Wales to Sydney. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:26.480 The offender, I'll tell you in this situation, I. 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:29.840 Mean, the police commissioner said yesterday, it does appear that 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:33.000 it was you know, there was rumors and speculation that 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:36.079 he was targeting women, but it seems more likely than 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:40.720 not that this whole attack was targeted towards women, which 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:45.319 is just here as a female. And you know, you 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.240 guys are wonderful man as well. I imagine you also 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:51.319 can understand how horrific that is. But as a woman, 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:56.199 that's just gut wrenching and terrifying. 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:00.199 I'll tell you what we're in Lu and I my 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.360 wife were almost into tears last night, were sitting there 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:06.240 watching your current affair. And the guy's parents were hit 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:08.160 up in their front yard yesterday by a pack of 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:10.040 media and they finally spoke. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:10.680 And just. 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:15.640 As a parent watching these guys have to talk about 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.400 what their son had done, had it just got me. 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:23.240 I love my son, I'd get my life. I loved him. 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:26.440 How do you love a monster? 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.280 To hear him refer to his son as a monster, 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.600 which you know, what he did was a monstrous act. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.000 Yeah, And he went on to it. 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:38.439 The father went on to explain that, you know, he 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:40.840 dedicated his life to trying to help his son when 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.319 he discovered and found out and he got diagnosed with 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:47.479 a medical mental illness. They helped him get through university 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:53.600 and I think at one point his mother said, if 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:55.400 he was in his right mind, he would be horrified. 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:57.800 This was his mum speaking yesterday. 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.959 This is the parents absolutely night me. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:03.760 When they have a trial with mid monist, it's something 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.240 like this would happen, and my heart goes out to 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:07.560 the people our sun has hurt. 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.800 If he was in his right mind, it was absolutely 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:11.640 devastated of. 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:12.280 What he's done. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.480 It's worth noting I think that a parent's worst nightmare 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:18.599 is also losing a child. Yeah, which is exactly what 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:23.240 happened to those six poor innocent people at Westfield BONDI 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:23.760 tell you what. 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:25.400 We got into a bit of a heated argument on 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.040 the couch last night as well, because you know, his 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:30.680 parents went on to say how apparently his doctor said 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:32.280 he was doing much better, so they took him off 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:34.160 the meds and that's when he moved down to New 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:38.079 South Wales. And maybe I'm coming from a place of 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.000 you know, when something bad like this happens, you look 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:42.800 to point, you blame at someone. But I was sitting 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:46.079 there going, okay, how does a doctor say he's doing better, 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.520 let's take him off his meds and then he moves 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.400 to New South Wales And does that do you know 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:53.840 like some responsibility got a fall on doctors that are 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:55.920 looking after mental health patients. 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:57.320 Well, I think he. 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:59.360 Fell out of the system in Queensland when he moved 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.840 to New South Wales. And I don't think that anyone 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:06.640 else can be blamed other than than this man, I know, 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:07.360 but there was just. 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.559 That anger going and how can you say he was Okay, 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:10.720 look look what he bloody? 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:14.480 Did you know he was obviously Yeah, I'm not a doctor, 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:17.360 but I think his parents said so. 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:21.080 Many layers to mental health right to the space. 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.560 Yeah, but there's a lot of people dealing with mental 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:26.480 health issues that are not going and do exactly right. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:33.240 So he obviously had serious mental health issues. But I 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:39.120 don't it's absolutely wrong to put a blanket over people 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:41.520 dealing with mental health. You know, want people feeling ashamed 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.400 that they're that they're dealing with things and that people 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.480 are going to judge them like that's that's not this 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:52.439 is one crazed human. This is not something that you 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:58.880 can blame on purely mental health. There's a lot of 0:11:58.920 --> 0:11:59.880 people dealing with a lot. 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:03.959 Of Yeah, I agree, it just it's just I don't know, 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:06.959 when you're in a situation, you know, and there's a 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.640 lot of anger and frustration and you don't have answers, 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:13.680 you're just looking I guess for blame or you're looking 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:16.000 for you know, how could it have been stopped? And stuff? 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:18.040 But yeah, last night watching The Current affair when they 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:20.640 were just saying, you know, they thought he was doing 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:22.200 really well, and the doctors of meds. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:25.080 I'm just let's not forget his parents were the one 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.240 that saw him on the news and called the police 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:29.280 and straight away. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:32.000 That's harrowing. 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:35.600 Harrowing. Also, just to come back to it, what Lauren 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:39.000 said about about women as well, and what appeared to 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:42.520 be you know, premeditated in a sense against women. That 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:46.439 is gut wrenching because everybody, regardless of whether you're a 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:49.280 male or a female, should have your first right should 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:51.760 be to feel safe in the community, especially the blood, 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.160 so horrible, gut wrenching. 0:12:56.200 --> 0:13:00.800 Even on a much more positive note you mentioned earlier, 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:03.560 there was an update on the poor little baby yesterday. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:05.000 Yesterday there was an update. 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:08.000 I'm sure we'll hear more information today about the little 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.840 girl who's currently the baby who's in hospital. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:17.800 Her condition had been changed from critical too serious, which 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:21.440 is an improvement. But hopefully we'll hear more good news 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:22.040 on her today. 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:26.240 I Live Golf is back and heading to Adelaide, or 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:28.120 we want to send you there. Live Golf for Adelaide 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:30.760 returns eight Pril twenty six to twenty eight with world 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:34.360 class golf fan village, fun and headline music acts. Plus 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:37.719 we want to send you flights a Colm. All we 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.840 have to do is hit up tickets at livegolf dot com. Now, 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.800 how good is this? One lucky punt up will get 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:47.000 the chance to have a shot for a hole in 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:48.360 one for one hundred. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:51.640 K apart a little put, it'd be a big put. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:53.920 I'm god, I don't want to talk it up, but 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:55.160 I'm quite good on a pup. 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:56.080 Pup, you got a pop put. 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:58.319 Not great on the golf course. 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.440 Right, So you're ok putting through the alligator's mouth, yes, 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:04.760 but not into the hole into the King of the windmill. 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:05.960 They call me the windmill. 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:06.960 The windmills hard. 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:07.600 That is hard. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.840 I'm not good with timing, spatial awareness, so golf. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.599 Is not for me like a good rom com. Have 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:15.280 you and Paul ever gone to Holy Moly on date 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:15.880 night or anything? 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:16.599 You know? 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.840 Many years ago I said, Holy Moly is a no 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.280 for me when it comes to dates, even though everyone's 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:22.560 doing it. 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:24.920 What do people know? I've had too many friends go 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.040 on dates. There really girls to wear. 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.400 It's like you can't wear a skirt, spending over I 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.800 wearing jeans and sneakers on first dates A bit. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:35.040 Like wow, I don't know, better than a move a gown. 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:38.880 Just a drink would be fine, A bar movement, not 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:42.000 golf doing that's like an action sport. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:45.040 Yes, not an action sport. 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.040 Jesus, I love activity. 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:49.600 I don't want to be sweating on the date. I 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.520 can't go to doing. 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.920 I don't know mini golf to strike, got to strike bowling? 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:57.120 You'd be a strike if. 0:14:56.960 --> 0:15:02.920 I got to strike bowling? Is there anything less sexy 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:04.480 than those vulcrow bowling? 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:06.280 Especially when you put them on and they're still warm? 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:13.240 What do you mean for anyone accidentally wear his home forgot? 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:16.240 Do you have the little number on the back? 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:20.840 Ten? You've got home and I've got to go back up? 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:21.880 Where am I going to wear these? 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:23.720 By going to strike bowling? 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:31.920 What's better than sex? Trying to get naughty? At six forty? 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:35.960 This is when each week we like to take your 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:38.400 course that ain't twenty four to ten and you run 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:41.000 through what's better than doing the deed? 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.760 After a good night's sleep, you wake up and you 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:45.400 do that first big stretching bed. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.200 I would say better than sex, certainly because it's a 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:48.840 lot less work. 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:52.080 First thing in the morning, you come out of the shower, 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.440 you take the Q tips while your ears are still 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:58.440 a little damn and you insert the Q tips inside 0:15:58.440 --> 0:15:58.960 of your ears. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:00.360 You twist them and you in them. 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:04.000 Oh my god, when you open up a jar of 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:07.680 someone that can't open the door, that's hot. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:08.640 That's what that is. 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:11.120 That is good. 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:16.840 I caught my wife the other night, she was home alone, 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:20.240 and I caught her doing something that she thinks is 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:21.200 better than doing the deed. 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:31.800 This it's my electric foot massagere Oh, she bloody loves that. 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:33.520 As many things that could have been that would have 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:34.920 been better than doing the deed. 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:38.360 With you, brushing your teeth, just living. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:42.680 Basically, it's finding every vibrating object in the house, like 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:43.680 the electric toothbrush. 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:46.760 So that's one of those old school ones that you have. 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:48.760 They've sort of got the cushionsts. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:49.960 Do you get your feet wet? 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:50.080 No? 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:53.480 No, no, the socky things. You put your feet in 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:54.000 the socks. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.360 And then they said no, it's like a it looks 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:59.320 like the Remington foot spar, but one of them. 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:01.680 Every position go from. 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:02.640 The massage to the spar. 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:08.000 Now we're not a wet family. It's all dry feet 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:13.119 go in sounds fun. And a massage is the souls 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:13.600 of your feet. 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:14.760 Do you all? 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:16.800 No, it's not for me. She'd rather go a on that. 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:20.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're good foot massages. A foot massage 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:25.520 is excellent. You know that feeling. We've had something stuck 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.879 in your teeth all day between your teeth and you 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.159 know it's there. You can't necessarily see it, but you 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:32.760 know it's there, and then you get it and it's 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:35.080 flicks out and you get it with your tongue sometimes 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:40.840 sometimes you sometimes fosses and you're like, oh, my teeth 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:42.040 feel amazing again. 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:44.359 Oh yeah, it's my life. Sad that that's what I 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:45.840 think is better than doing the deed. 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:48.040 No, no, we we we're just a sad. 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:48.600 We agree. 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:50.520 That's a great feeling. 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:56.080 Thirteen twenty fourteen. What's better than doing the deed? 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:58.320 What about your water? Floss are in your teeth? 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:01.280 Oh my god? Does it be painful? 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:06.760 No, it's amazing, really, yes, you know, the enjoyment get 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:12.560 watching people gurny water blast What do you love? 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:14.800