Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right way.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: No, you're one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, and welcome you at Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning, how are we doing? Good morning?
Speaker 3: What world are we living in? Man?
Speaker 2: Another stabbing in Sydney.
Speaker 3: This one was late last night, was it? This is
Speaker 3: inside of church?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well while the while the priest or minister was
Speaker 2: delivering a live stream service, a young kid allegedly has
Speaker 2: come up and stabbed him.
Speaker 4: But then there's what's the riot out the front about?
Speaker 5: Do we know?
Speaker 2: So then afterwards police got involved and then everyone started fighting.
Speaker 2: It's just like, honestly, mate, you waking up to it?
Speaker 2: Just another incident like that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like we're waking up every morning with bad
Speaker 4: news at the.
Speaker 2: Moment, after what's gone down a Bondi over the weekends,
Speaker 2: It's like, come on.
Speaker 5: Although I did hear yesterday an update on the little
Speaker 5: baby from Bondi that she had moved from critical to serious,
Speaker 5: which is an upgrade in her condition, which is I
Speaker 5: think what we're all praying for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's good news out of a horrific situation.
Speaker 2: There's a go fund me it's been set up as
Speaker 2: well for the little baby, which is doing really.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, which is yeah for the father and the baby.
Speaker 5: I just I feel way down at the moment.
Speaker 3: It's a lot.
Speaker 5: I feel mentally, Like I was saying to you last night, Jase,
Speaker 5: I had to turn the news off anytime it came up.
Speaker 4: I nearly threw my phone at the wall.
Speaker 5: Yesterday I opened up social media, and it's I just
Speaker 5: I'm really struggling with the constant reading and the constant
Speaker 5: let's be.
Speaker 2: Honest, you go down a rabbit hole on these things.
Speaker 5: Oh, but it's just and I just feel like it's everywhere.
Speaker 5: And then I was trying to read the news and
Speaker 5: I was trying to follow some other news stories yesterday,
Speaker 5: and I was just like, there's a lot of heaviness
Speaker 5: around at the moment, and I think a lot of
Speaker 5: people are feeling fatigued by it. So just be gentle
Speaker 5: with yourselves and look after yourselves if you're feeling a
Speaker 5: bit overwhelmed at the moment, because there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2: I'll send her that Instagram page to the guy that
Speaker 2: cuts people's lawns for free. That's what I need, the
Speaker 2: lawn guy.
Speaker 4: I need some distracted You love.
Speaker 2: This guy distraction. That's right, you follow the lawn guy.
Speaker 4: Distractance is not a word.
Speaker 2: He knocks on their doors says, look, the lawns overgrown.
Speaker 5: I also need some more cappy Borough content wants to
Speaker 5: send it to see those giant rodents that are.
Speaker 4: So coote when they swim.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I've been sending you videos. Well, can we talk
Speaker 3: about it?
Speaker 2: Can we get that grab isolated?
Speaker 3: Please? Sorry? What's up?
Speaker 7: Brother's brother? What does he say?
Speaker 2: Special? Please?
Speaker 3: Special players? Special players don't do this?
Speaker 4: When is everyone out there into what's up?
Speaker 2: Brother?
Speaker 3: Brother?
Speaker 4: If someone call us Jason, what's what's up?
Speaker 3: Brother, and he goes, brother, I didn't.
Speaker 2: Get it, don't I don't like being the person players,
Speaker 2: Special Players, Special.
Speaker 4: Club thirteen twenty four ten. If you want to.
Speaker 3: Call it, say what brother? What's brother?
Speaker 4: Just call and when we say hello, just just give
Speaker 4: it to Jason.
Speaker 3: We've got a brother. We've got someone on the team
Speaker 3: who can explain it.
Speaker 2: Are the ten year old the teenager?
Speaker 3: What is what's up? Brother? Gamer? Dude?
Speaker 4: And he commentates like footy or something and then yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: Know thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: You can explain it better than Allie switch.
Speaker 2: What's he doing?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 5: He's like this teenager who commentates what are the NFL games?
Speaker 3: He he watches NFL games and people watch him.
Speaker 4: Look and someone's brother, They know about what's up?
Speaker 2: Hey? Hey, what are you doing with your life?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but what do you do? Know what?
Speaker 3: It's a distraction, Jason? I'm all here? Is it a distraction?
Speaker 4: Or it's a distractor? No one's calling? Don't no one know?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 4: Brother?
Speaker 2: Come on, guys, what are you two doing with players?
Speaker 2: You both are forty?
Speaker 4: Grow up some uncle and tell us what's going on?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 2: Oh god, let's get into it.
Speaker 4: What's up?
Speaker 3: Problem is that?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 4: Brother?
Speaker 3: Brother?
Speaker 2: Right? This is a Nomber one hundred. You're on the
Speaker 2: air with Jason. Lauren Clin's here from the newsroom as well.
Speaker 6: Brother, What what's up for there?
Speaker 2: Listen?
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Speaker 5: We've been teasing Jason because we're talking about how there
Speaker 5: you know, there's a lot of heaviness in the world,
Speaker 5: but there's also lots of fun in the world, and
Speaker 5: everyone's caught on to this sketch.
Speaker 4: Gamer Is he gamer?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 4: Common? Amateur commentator states?
Speaker 2: So he's uploading videos? Does he have a gaming chair?
Speaker 3: He's got a chair and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's gaming and he what does he say?
Speaker 3: Clint? Let's up better the special Team, Special Player, Special Club.
Speaker 4: And all the football players.
Speaker 5: There's a very funny Hawthorne video with all the football players.
Speaker 3: Doing everyone's mimicking it now the football is this guy?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Where's he based America? Right?
Speaker 3: I think he's Texas, America?
Speaker 2: How old is he?
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 3: Maybe? Yeah, let's say teenager?
Speaker 2: Right? What the hell are you two watching?
Speaker 3: I don't know what Clint start fell down the hole,
Speaker 3: down the rabbit hole.
Speaker 5: And I've been in mainstream media also the time, I
Speaker 5: mean thirteen twenty four ten. If you would like to
Speaker 5: weigh in on the conversation about like, if you're enjoying
Speaker 5: it and you can explain it, zaid from Frankston.
Speaker 3: What's up? Brother? What's up?
Speaker 4: Brother, what's it about?
Speaker 8: So he's like he's a gamer?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Catch uh he plays Madden NFL. Yep, that's like it's
Speaker 8: like American football, the game he like, he comments plays
Speaker 8: with his friends and he is.
Speaker 4: He commentating video games or is it real NFL?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Video video.
Speaker 3: Players and now sort of mimicking mimicking him?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really? What else?
Speaker 4: What does he say about special players?
Speaker 6: Uh? What?
Speaker 8: Brother?
Speaker 3: Special team? Special player?
Speaker 8: Special players?
Speaker 4: And what's up? Brother?
Speaker 2: What do you do for living mate? I'm n b
Speaker 2: at all? Right, So when you're like rocking up at
Speaker 2: the base, everyone's getting in their funny little vans to
Speaker 2: go out, are you doing their what's up? Brother? And
Speaker 2: people are doing it back to you? Of course? Stupid
Speaker 2: question for me.
Speaker 3: You've really fallen behind, you know what?
Speaker 2: This is the this is the first time on this
Speaker 2: show or for like that I've ever felt the snow
Speaker 2: was about to say the smarter and more mature one.
Speaker 4: You're not. You're just out of date.
Speaker 2: It's a one off.
Speaker 3: Oh I know that.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: We'll drag you into this rabbit hole.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. But you know what, you know, I'll be
Speaker 2: that guy doing it. Three weeks later, go what up? Brother?
Speaker 3: It's not water.
Speaker 4: It's not water.
Speaker 3: It's dad.
Speaker 4: It's not that finger up, just one finger?
Speaker 3: That's that brother? What brother? Not?
Speaker 5: Sydney is still in shock, grappling to come to terms
Speaker 5: with a senseless killing spree here at Bondoi Junction in
Speaker 5: the city's east.
Speaker 3: It's been a terrible couple of days has been the
Speaker 3: wake of that stabbing attack at Westfield at Bondi Junction,
Speaker 3: and a lot of the focus now has shifted to
Speaker 3: the why why on earth did this happen?
Speaker 2: How did it happen?
Speaker 3: And a lot of that focus will inevitably lead us
Speaker 3: to Joel Couci, who is the forty year old fella
Speaker 3: who relocated recently from Queensland to New South Wales to Sydney.
Speaker 3: The offender, I'll tell you in this situation, I.
Speaker 5: Mean, the police commissioner said yesterday, it does appear that
Speaker 5: it was you know, there was rumors and speculation that
Speaker 5: he was targeting women, but it seems more likely than
Speaker 5: not that this whole attack was targeted towards women, which
Speaker 5: is just here as a female. And you know, you
Speaker 5: guys are wonderful man as well. I imagine you also
Speaker 5: can understand how horrific that is. But as a woman,
Speaker 5: that's just gut wrenching and terrifying.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what we're in Lu and I my
Speaker 2: wife were almost into tears last night, were sitting there
Speaker 2: watching your current affair. And the guy's parents were hit
Speaker 2: up in their front yard yesterday by a pack of
Speaker 2: media and they finally spoke.
Speaker 3: And just.
Speaker 2: As a parent watching these guys have to talk about
Speaker 2: what their son had done, had it just got me.
Speaker 3: I love my son, I'd get my life. I loved him.
Speaker 3: How do you love a monster?
Speaker 2: To hear him refer to his son as a monster,
Speaker 2: which you know, what he did was a monstrous act.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And he went on to it.
Speaker 5: The father went on to explain that, you know, he
Speaker 5: dedicated his life to trying to help his son when
Speaker 5: he discovered and found out and he got diagnosed with
Speaker 5: a medical mental illness. They helped him get through university
Speaker 5: and I think at one point his mother said, if
Speaker 5: he was in his right mind, he would be horrified.
Speaker 2: This was his mum speaking yesterday.
Speaker 4: This is the parents absolutely night me.
Speaker 5: When they have a trial with mid monist, it's something
Speaker 5: like this would happen, and my heart goes out to
Speaker 5: the people our sun has hurt.
Speaker 4: If he was in his right mind, it was absolutely
Speaker 4: devastated of.
Speaker 9: What he's done.
Speaker 3: It's worth noting I think that a parent's worst nightmare
Speaker 3: is also losing a child. Yeah, which is exactly what
Speaker 3: happened to those six poor innocent people at Westfield BONDI
Speaker 3: tell you what.
Speaker 2: We got into a bit of a heated argument on
Speaker 2: the couch last night as well, because you know, his
Speaker 2: parents went on to say how apparently his doctor said
Speaker 2: he was doing much better, so they took him off
Speaker 2: the meds and that's when he moved down to New
Speaker 2: South Wales. And maybe I'm coming from a place of
Speaker 2: you know, when something bad like this happens, you look
Speaker 2: to point, you blame at someone. But I was sitting
Speaker 2: there going, okay, how does a doctor say he's doing better,
Speaker 2: let's take him off his meds and then he moves
Speaker 2: to New South Wales And does that do you know
Speaker 2: like some responsibility got a fall on doctors that are
Speaker 2: looking after mental health patients.
Speaker 4: Well, I think he.
Speaker 5: Fell out of the system in Queensland when he moved
Speaker 5: to New South Wales. And I don't think that anyone
Speaker 5: else can be blamed other than than this man, I know,
Speaker 5: but there was just.
Speaker 2: That anger going and how can you say he was Okay,
Speaker 2: look look what he bloody?
Speaker 4: Did you know he was obviously Yeah, I'm not a doctor,
Speaker 4: but I think his parents said so.
Speaker 3: Many layers to mental health right to the space.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's a lot of people dealing with mental
Speaker 4: health issues that are not going and do exactly right.
Speaker 5: So he obviously had serious mental health issues. But I
Speaker 5: don't it's absolutely wrong to put a blanket over people
Speaker 5: dealing with mental health. You know, want people feeling ashamed
Speaker 5: that they're that they're dealing with things and that people
Speaker 5: are going to judge them like that's that's not this
Speaker 5: is one crazed human. This is not something that you
Speaker 5: can blame on purely mental health. There's a lot of
Speaker 5: people dealing with a lot.
Speaker 2: Of Yeah, I agree, it just it's just I don't know,
Speaker 2: when you're in a situation, you know, and there's a
Speaker 2: lot of anger and frustration and you don't have answers,
Speaker 2: you're just looking I guess for blame or you're looking
Speaker 2: for you know, how could it have been stopped? And stuff?
Speaker 2: But yeah, last night watching The Current affair when they
Speaker 2: were just saying, you know, they thought he was doing
Speaker 2: really well, and the doctors of meds.
Speaker 5: I'm just let's not forget his parents were the one
Speaker 5: that saw him on the news and called the police
Speaker 5: and straight away.
Speaker 2: That's harrowing.
Speaker 3: Harrowing. Also, just to come back to it, what Lauren
Speaker 3: said about about women as well, and what appeared to
Speaker 3: be you know, premeditated in a sense against women. That
Speaker 3: is gut wrenching because everybody, regardless of whether you're a
Speaker 3: male or a female, should have your first right should
Speaker 3: be to feel safe in the community, especially the blood,
Speaker 3: so horrible, gut wrenching.
Speaker 2: Even on a much more positive note you mentioned earlier,
Speaker 2: there was an update on the poor little baby yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yesterday there was an update.
Speaker 5: I'm sure we'll hear more information today about the little
Speaker 5: girl who's currently the baby who's in hospital.
Speaker 4: Her condition had been changed from critical too serious, which
Speaker 4: is an improvement. But hopefully we'll hear more good news
Speaker 4: on her today.
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Speaker 3: K apart a little put, it'd be a big put.
Speaker 2: I'm god, I don't want to talk it up, but
Speaker 2: I'm quite good on a pup.
Speaker 4: Pup, you got a pop put.
Speaker 2: Not great on the golf course.
Speaker 3: Right, So you're ok putting through the alligator's mouth, yes,
Speaker 3: but not into the hole into the King of the windmill.
Speaker 2: They call me the windmill.
Speaker 4: The windmills hard.
Speaker 3: That is hard.
Speaker 4: I'm not good with timing, spatial awareness, so golf.
Speaker 2: Is not for me like a good rom com. Have
Speaker 2: you and Paul ever gone to Holy Moly on date
Speaker 2: night or anything?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 5: Many years ago I said, Holy Moly is a no
Speaker 5: for me when it comes to dates, even though everyone's
Speaker 5: doing it.
Speaker 4: What do people know? I've had too many friends go
Speaker 4: on dates. There really girls to wear.
Speaker 5: It's like you can't wear a skirt, spending over I
Speaker 5: wearing jeans and sneakers on first dates A bit.
Speaker 2: Like wow, I don't know, better than a move a gown.
Speaker 5: Just a drink would be fine, A bar movement, not
Speaker 5: golf doing that's like an action sport.
Speaker 2: Yes, not an action sport.
Speaker 4: Jesus, I love activity.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be sweating on the date. I
Speaker 2: can't go to doing.
Speaker 3: I don't know mini golf to strike, got to strike bowling?
Speaker 3: You'd be a strike if.
Speaker 4: I got to strike bowling? Is there anything less sexy
Speaker 4: than those vulcrow bowling?
Speaker 3: Especially when you put them on and they're still warm?
Speaker 2: What do you mean for anyone accidentally wear his home forgot?
Speaker 3: Do you have the little number on the back?
Speaker 2: Ten? You've got home and I've got to go back up?
Speaker 2: Where am I going to wear these?
Speaker 4: By going to strike bowling?
Speaker 2: What's better than sex? Trying to get naughty? At six forty?
Speaker 2: This is when each week we like to take your
Speaker 2: course that ain't twenty four to ten and you run
Speaker 2: through what's better than doing the deed?
Speaker 9: After a good night's sleep, you wake up and you
Speaker 9: do that first big stretching bed.
Speaker 8: I would say better than sex, certainly because it's a
Speaker 8: lot less work.
Speaker 9: First thing in the morning, you come out of the shower,
Speaker 9: you take the Q tips while your ears are still
Speaker 9: a little damn and you insert the Q tips inside
Speaker 9: of your ears.
Speaker 3: You twist them and you in them.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, when you open up a jar of
Speaker 9: someone that can't open the door, that's hot.
Speaker 4: That's what that is.
Speaker 3: That is good.
Speaker 2: I caught my wife the other night, she was home alone,
Speaker 2: and I caught her doing something that she thinks is
Speaker 2: better than doing the deed.
Speaker 3: This it's my electric foot massagere Oh, she bloody loves that.
Speaker 4: As many things that could have been that would have
Speaker 4: been better than doing the deed.
Speaker 2: With you, brushing your teeth, just living.
Speaker 5: Basically, it's finding every vibrating object in the house, like
Speaker 5: the electric toothbrush.
Speaker 3: So that's one of those old school ones that you have.
Speaker 3: They've sort of got the cushionsts.
Speaker 4: Do you get your feet wet?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, the socky things. You put your feet in
Speaker 3: the socks.
Speaker 2: And then they said no, it's like a it looks
Speaker 2: like the Remington foot spar, but one of them.
Speaker 4: Every position go from.
Speaker 3: The massage to the spar.
Speaker 2: Now we're not a wet family. It's all dry feet
Speaker 2: go in sounds fun. And a massage is the souls
Speaker 2: of your feet.
Speaker 3: Do you all?
Speaker 2: No, it's not for me. She'd rather go a on that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're good foot massages. A foot massage
Speaker 5: is excellent. You know that feeling. We've had something stuck
Speaker 5: in your teeth all day between your teeth and you
Speaker 5: know it's there. You can't necessarily see it, but you
Speaker 5: know it's there, and then you get it and it's
Speaker 5: flicks out and you get it with your tongue sometimes
Speaker 5: sometimes you sometimes fosses and you're like, oh, my teeth
Speaker 5: feel amazing again.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's my life. Sad that that's what I
Speaker 4: think is better than doing the deed.
Speaker 2: No, no, we we we're just a sad.
Speaker 3: We agree.
Speaker 4: That's a great feeling.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. What's better than doing the deed?
Speaker 4: What about your water? Floss are in your teeth?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Does it be painful?
Speaker 2: No, it's amazing, really, yes, you know, the enjoyment get
Speaker 2: watching people gurny water blast What do you love?
Speaker 4: What getting dirt off tiles?
Speaker 2: I didn't know what a gurny was. It's a pressure
Speaker 2: washing yeah yeah, yeah, catcher exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, GURNI, yeah, catcher gerny.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but this ain't hot, this conversation.
Speaker 3: I know what you mean though, when you see them
Speaker 3: the before and after. Yes, so imagine that on you,
Speaker 3: especially out of the ground.
Speaker 2: You're having a horn on your teeth. Oh mate, they
Speaker 2: come up a treat thirteen twenty four to ten to
Speaker 2: catch your teeth.
Speaker 4: What kookie thing do you think is better than doing
Speaker 4: the deed? Melbourne?
Speaker 2: That didn't do it for you?
Speaker 3: That right?
Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha? What's better than doing the deed?
Speaker 3: All that music?
Speaker 4: What is better? Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Windscreenwifers when it's been really dusty, really dirty, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: de missing missing.
Speaker 2: Because you're missing in winter and just as it starts
Speaker 2: to clean and you're liked and it just goes straight away.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the dust on the winds green and the
Speaker 2: windscream lice is pretty good.
Speaker 5: When you're running late to something and you're driving down
Speaker 5: like a busy street and there's an empty spot right
Speaker 5: out in the front.
Speaker 4: Of me, yeah like that living.
Speaker 2: You're that past, Yes, like you are school holidays peak peak,
Speaker 2: school holidays, And I got the parking spot right out
Speaker 2: the front of MOPA, which is like one of those
Speaker 2: artie play centers. Oh yeah, that's talk to me about
Speaker 2: you know what. We left the car there. I was like,
Speaker 2: we're walking home. There's cars staying in this spot.
Speaker 3: What about when the spot itself when you line your
Speaker 3: car up and you think it might be a bit
Speaker 3: tight for my car, but you give it a go anyway.
Speaker 3: I can't drive and you nail it.
Speaker 2: Never driven, nose, you can't do it. Let's go to
Speaker 2: the phone. Thirteen twenty four ten. What's better than doing
Speaker 2: the deed?
Speaker 11: Mark?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 4: Marky Mark from Karendown?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Oh no, here we go, Mark, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: We're doing well. What's better than doing the deed? Mark?
Speaker 2: When you're running late for work and you get every
Speaker 2: bloody green light?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you've gotta get to work and clean yourself up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's some way to put it.
Speaker 2: You do thirteen twenty four to ten. What's better than
Speaker 2: doing the deed? Melbourne? What's better than sex? That's better
Speaker 2: than sexty six forty? This week we are asking what's
Speaker 2: better than doing the deed?
Speaker 4: Many things? Many things give you that little little bouncing
Speaker 4: your step for the day.
Speaker 2: Executive producer who we affectionately called the thumb brody.
Speaker 12: You've got one yes, and this happens to me a bit,
Speaker 12: and this has really changed my life. So I go
Speaker 12: swimming a lot, and when you get water stuck in
Speaker 12: your ear and it starts, and then when you're lying
Speaker 12: in bed before you go to sleep and you feel
Speaker 12: it run and like just drain a.
Speaker 4: Little shake luid, shake, get out, get it out. It's
Speaker 4: not sexy that, but it's a good.
Speaker 3: Can you do something where you sort of jump up
Speaker 3: on the spot as soon as you get out of
Speaker 3: the water.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but sometimes it's too deep in the canal and
Speaker 5: then you really got to shake it out, and you
Speaker 5: got to stop.
Speaker 2: Doing that the thirty second mark. People start looking.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Charlotte in Hopper's Crass thirty second mark,
Speaker 4: like it.
Speaker 2: Doesn't come out after thirty seconds, they're shaken.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, you know you've got to give it
Speaker 4: a break.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Charlotte, what's better than doing.
Speaker 3: The deed.
Speaker 10: Back stretches from your partner.
Speaker 3: When you can't get to it and you're like lower, lower, lower,
Speaker 3: But then it's and you contort your body and.
Speaker 4: Then they stop and you're like, no, I didn't say
Speaker 4: stop going, keep going.
Speaker 2: Please app when you get it and double down and
Speaker 2: say spot.
Speaker 5: Moves running the spot moves, it gets itchy and then
Speaker 5: you're like, no to the left.
Speaker 4: I was at the left before the mate's moving it moving?
Speaker 3: What about head scratch?
Speaker 4: You know I love a head pat like a dog
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 2: We found the orgasmetron all the time.
Speaker 4: Please just past my head to be.
Speaker 2: Sorry, or gasmetron?
Speaker 3: Okay, to get it at What's new, yes, or in
Speaker 3: any good post office.
Speaker 5: That is very nineteen ninety but my god, kids, to
Speaker 5: do it to me. The good thing about the what's
Speaker 5: it called.
Speaker 3: The orgas Daddy's Orgasmetron's.
Speaker 4: Actually called it can't be actually called norgazma google it. Well.
Speaker 5: The best thing about your gasm you can do it
Speaker 5: to yourself. That's a one man job.
Speaker 4: You can sit at home on your.
Speaker 3: You need someone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not as good using your own hand. You want.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I quite like a orgasmetronic, my hell.
Speaker 12: Brody, it's officially called the orgasmetron.
Speaker 2: How much to go for it these days?
Speaker 4: Eight ninety nine on Amazon on Amazon.
Speaker 2: You know what I'd like? I'd like a motor on it,
Speaker 2: like they should build it into a hat. If anybody
Speaker 2: doesn't know what we're talking about. It's almost like a
Speaker 2: metal kill that.
Speaker 3: I can see when you're in the hair saloon and
Speaker 3: you put your head in under the heat. The heat left.
Speaker 3: You can get an orgasmetron on that and oh guys,
Speaker 3: why do they sell them at post office alongside the
Speaker 3: air for us?
Speaker 12: You can get a motorized Orgas matron. It's called the
Speaker 12: Orgasmatron Ultra for seventy dollars thirty three on Amazon.
Speaker 4: Sounds good to me.
Speaker 2: Have you got a work card sold? Yeah, we're going
Speaker 2: to need one of them. Three Actuallyron Ultra we could share.
Speaker 5: No, you don't want to be sharing your Gasmatron thirt
Speaker 5: chack a bit of water your dirty heads.
Speaker 2: Daniel, I'm thirteen twenty four to ten. What's better than
Speaker 2: doing the deed?
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, when you find a car park at the
Speaker 8: front entry of a shopping center straight away.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right at the front neither door, you know you're
Speaker 5: not carrying your good spa when you leave as well. Absolutely,
Speaker 5: they're the days at the supermarket you're like, yeah, we'll
Speaker 5: buy a few extra things.
Speaker 4: I'll buy the heavy stuff today. Yeah, it's great. That
Speaker 4: puts a bounce in your step.
Speaker 2: What do you sit on pram parking? You have a
Speaker 2: park in those spots?
Speaker 6: Me?
Speaker 4: No, you know, man, I'm a rule player.
Speaker 5: You are.
Speaker 3: I think you should be like the child should be
Speaker 3: under eighteen months. I know you're being older. Anything older
Speaker 3: you get in the normal pers.
Speaker 4: If they're in a pram, they're in a pram.
Speaker 2: Yeah I know, but I've I've said to my eight
Speaker 2: year old before jump out of the car. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: said to my eight year old.
Speaker 4: But if you're not using a pram, you can't park there.
Speaker 2: We need this park. I need you to get into
Speaker 2: your brother's pram.
Speaker 3: I make dad. I know. But if you've seen how far.
Speaker 2: Away we're gonna have to park, can't be doing about
Speaker 2: squeeze yourself into that parra.
Speaker 3: There's spots adding anunder It is coming.
Speaker 4: From a man with no children, not even your girlfriend, who.
Speaker 3: Should have parents with dogs parking or desperando single spots.
Speaker 5: That's a good idea they should have seen, was parking,
Speaker 5: because then you could meet people in a car park.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
Speaker 4: Car park dating.
Speaker 2: And we are joined by two of our favorites. We
Speaker 2: haven't seen these girls since they became millionaires. Eliza Lemony
Speaker 2: from the block.
Speaker 4: Good morning, quick insight, I believe someone dropped out of
Speaker 4: the block. Are you going back on?
Speaker 7: That's what we're here for.
Speaker 13: Surprise everyone, We're going back on the bat.
Speaker 3: Would you would you do it again? I?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I would?
Speaker 5: I would?
Speaker 13: I pass away just thinking about it?
Speaker 3: Really? Did you go? How much you guys walk away
Speaker 3: with last year?
Speaker 7: A million and fifty thousand? We still laugh and we
Speaker 7: say this because it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 13: I can't do better than that.
Speaker 4: I just love that you had the fifty k on there? No,
Speaker 4: not just a million bucks and fIF.
Speaker 3: Did you tuck the mill away in savings and then
Speaker 3: spur to the fifty?
Speaker 11: Do you know what's annoying about it is that we
Speaker 11: have to split it so many Really, it's only five hundred.
Speaker 14: Wow, relatable, it's only five wants to piss hers up
Speaker 14: the wall with a pan back and stuffhereas I want
Speaker 14: to reinvest in smart.
Speaker 13: We just don't know what yet. We're just not used
Speaker 13: to this.
Speaker 3: Can you could you live off the interest or moment?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Good point?
Speaker 4: But your house sold? Did Lambeau guys?
Speaker 13: Adrian Portelli kindly brought.
Speaker 4: Our house and now he's reselling it.
Speaker 13: He is like.
Speaker 15: Fictioning it on the twenty first of April. Are we're
Speaker 15: going to pop along and see or maybe buy it
Speaker 15: back if it goes well. The reserve is a dollar
Speaker 15: he reckoned, so.
Speaker 4: He's just selling. He's getting just getting rid of it.
Speaker 7: I think he's over it breaks our heart.
Speaker 15: He's like, oh, I'm stuck with all these houses and
Speaker 15: we're just thinking, Oh, our blood, sweat and tears went
Speaker 15: into that age.
Speaker 4: But someone will get it that really wants it, I hope.
Speaker 3: So did you just unpack your suitcase from the block.
Speaker 11: I literally the other day, about a week ago, unpacked
Speaker 11: one of the suitcases that we talked to the block.
Speaker 3: Isn't that eighteen horrible?
Speaker 2: Because you know what it's like, you come back from
Speaker 2: a holiday and you're like, I'll.
Speaker 3: Get to that later.
Speaker 15: No, because it had all our medications and band aids
Speaker 15: and power chords and stuff we overpacked that we will
Speaker 15: never ever use.
Speaker 7: All the stuff that we didn't need that's now off
Speaker 7: and that goes straight into.
Speaker 15: The collosal and stuff to make you pooh, stuff to
Speaker 15: stop you from pulling, Like whatever we needed, we were
Speaker 15: ready for but we didn't need it.
Speaker 4: You know, you weren't locked on an island.
Speaker 3: You were in.
Speaker 7: Someone told me, like, you're going on a desert island,
Speaker 7: So I did just like.
Speaker 2: Very There was a chemist like two streets away, and
Speaker 2: we were very naive.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right now you are off reality TV and you're dipping
Speaker 2: your toe in the world of podcasts. You can hear
Speaker 2: the girls try before you Die, where you guys take
Speaker 2: on challenges. Take a listen to this one.
Speaker 13: This week's challenge was to swap rolls when we go out.
Speaker 15: So I was supposed to have a low key day,
Speaker 15: be home in a reasonable hour, and then be up
Speaker 15: and adam the next day.
Speaker 13: Lib was supposed to stay out all night because.
Speaker 2: Remember we did the show from their house just before
Speaker 2: the auction.
Speaker 3: And had been out all night, and Liberty was up
Speaker 3: early something.
Speaker 15: So you guys like Yin and Yang chalk and cheese,
Speaker 15: and we are struggling because now we are living, working
Speaker 15: and socializing together and we are a clash and he's
Speaker 15: still living together.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I think we need.
Speaker 2: Did you have couples counseling something? Yes?
Speaker 11: That was one of our challenges that was not planned,
Speaker 11: but it got to a point where we needed to
Speaker 11: because otherwise.
Speaker 7: We would have parted ways. Yes, So do you guys
Speaker 7: fight like a couple?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and what do you find about everything?
Speaker 13: I'll send an email that she doesn't like or I
Speaker 13: haven't run it past her.
Speaker 7: She runs late to everything, and I'm the opposite to that,
Speaker 7: so that agitates.
Speaker 3: Me and I.
Speaker 4: I don't send emails.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean.
Speaker 6: I to.
Speaker 2: That one.
Speaker 13: You just played the audio.
Speaker 15: We were supposed to swap lives one night, and we
Speaker 15: really had a big falling out after that because I
Speaker 15: ended up having a fairly large binge drinking evening, which
Speaker 15: shone a bit of a light.
Speaker 13: Clint's probably seen me out on the d floor at
Speaker 13: seven am.
Speaker 7: But yeah, she want to light that.
Speaker 15: Oh maybe my binch drinking is a bit out of control.
Speaker 15: Ended up being this intervention episode. And now I haven't
Speaker 15: drunk for ten weeks.
Speaker 13: We're about alcohol.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you feel great?
Speaker 2: So good?
Speaker 15: I feel so fog free really, yeah, So look, not
Speaker 15: to say that I won't introduce alcohol again here.
Speaker 13: And they're like maybe one or something. But I was
Speaker 13: just I just wasn't appealing, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: She was a bit of a slob on the streets
Speaker 4: and just you know, boozing and.
Speaker 13: Eating crap and.
Speaker 3: Flick the switch.
Speaker 13: Yeah, just flicked it that.
Speaker 15: We weren't sure if we wanted to air that episode
Speaker 15: because a lot of them are really fun, Like we've
Speaker 15: done lapping, which is live action role playing and speed dating,
Speaker 15: which was the worst experience of my life.
Speaker 13: But yeah, we thought, let's know, let's air and just
Speaker 13: be super.
Speaker 7: She really is and she's actually like up and about
Speaker 7: in the mornings.
Speaker 11: I wouldn't see her till like three o'clock in the
Speaker 11: afternoon most days now she's actually home from the clods.
Speaker 13: Oh look anywhere up to sort of eight am to
Speaker 13: turn thirty eight.
Speaker 15: And I'm single and it's just not And I would think, oh,
Speaker 15: the longer I say out, the more chances of meeting
Speaker 15: somebody when he meets.
Speaker 3: Every family's got one. What's your flavor? What's your nightcloud flavor?
Speaker 13: What does the nightclub flavor mean?
Speaker 2: Do you go, you know, like.
Speaker 13: Not a boutique?
Speaker 7: Oh that's what's it called?
Speaker 13: Osborne? And then you sort of got a.
Speaker 10: That year.
Speaker 13: But I haven't done that in a long time. Trying
Speaker 13: to be more attroactive to the opposite sex.
Speaker 2: All the poor staff of the Osborne think you're deads
Speaker 2: a lot of money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so if you two stop fighting really any oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, but ours is like neck level, isn't it.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's really We'll scream and then we won't speak
Speaker 15: to each other for a number of days, which is
Speaker 15: really hard when you're doing a podcast and.
Speaker 4: You live together.
Speaker 7: We do everything together.
Speaker 4: And do you hold a grudge or do you just
Speaker 4: get over it?
Speaker 2: Because I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't have sisters. I've got a brother and two
Speaker 5: step brothers, so I've never had the sister dynamic.
Speaker 4: But my friends with.
Speaker 5: Sisters, like some really hold on to grudges like brothers
Speaker 5: and sisters. My brother and I fight and two seconds
Speaker 5: later we're.
Speaker 7: On that's nice.
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, we take a few days to get over it,
Speaker 11: but then we're all right, No, but we'll.
Speaker 15: Rehash it when we're having an argument, bring up something
Speaker 15: from two years because you've got.
Speaker 2: Memories Like that's like a marriage. Hey, how do you
Speaker 2: go finding husband? Still? No, no, no luck.
Speaker 15: But when we're working on it and our dms are
Speaker 15: still open, Eliza on Liberty and we're better, You're particularly me.
Speaker 13: I'm a better human now. Money, and we've got a
Speaker 13: bit of money, so I'm can be a sugar mama.
Speaker 3: What's the youngest you go? Do you know what?
Speaker 13: I do actually like a younger man. What like ten
Speaker 13: years younger?
Speaker 4: She would twenty years younger? Oh, ten years twenty eight?
Speaker 13: You're into the older.
Speaker 11: I'm not into the older, but I just am not
Speaker 11: into the immature twenty two year old that you are.
Speaker 3: So you guys together.
Speaker 2: If you find like I know, like a single dadney son,
Speaker 2: you a great.
Speaker 4: Point father, because you know what, then you'd be her stepmom.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not being.
Speaker 7: One level of family member is like my mom.
Speaker 4: To be honest, Liberty, I love you guy.
Speaker 2: Try Before You Die is the podcast. Go and grab
Speaker 2: it and take a listen. Girls. It is always good
Speaker 2: to see you guys.
Speaker 7: Always we love you.
Speaker 5: There's a controversial article that has been released with scientific
Speaker 5: evidence I believe backing it up about one of the
Speaker 5: most popular beverages on the market.
Speaker 4: You trust the old black panet all Coca Cola.
Speaker 2: Doctor never heard no, have a little te what fridge
Speaker 2: real estate? Coca Cola has really lost a lot of
Speaker 2: of the years, like you walk in now, a lot
Speaker 2: of it's like you know you bees or waters or
Speaker 2: the flavored water and all that. I remember there was
Speaker 2: a time where half the VP was pretty much just
Speaker 2: cos water or coke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really would diet coke.
Speaker 5: So there's a there's a story where scientists say that
Speaker 5: coke tastes better from McDonald's. So that's the post mixed
Speaker 5: coca cola. I would argue till I'm blue in the
Speaker 5: face that coca cola from a can is the best
Speaker 5: taste in disappearing.
Speaker 3: That would be your full.
Speaker 2: Strength like water, like post mix matters is more water
Speaker 2: downsaying with the cinema And don't even start me on
Speaker 2: the paper straw.
Speaker 4: Well, don't even start me with Coca cola out of
Speaker 4: a plastic bottle.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'd rather go without.
Speaker 4: That's the pole version I could be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right about that.
Speaker 2: I should be in the desert out of Dubai, just
Speaker 2: hanging for any sort of liquid coca and plastic bottle.
Speaker 3: And you're talking the six hundred mil Yeah, because there's
Speaker 3: a smaller plastic bottle that I would argue taste better
Speaker 3: than the bigger plastic bottle.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't mind it out of glass bottle.
Speaker 3: The glass bottle is good.
Speaker 5: I think it's when it's been sitting the plastic bottle.
Speaker 5: It sits in it too long in the plastic SEPs
Speaker 5: question question, how do.
Speaker 2: You reckon the scientist would go asking for funding when
Speaker 2: they're doing an excrement like we're going to need several
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars to do a study on coca cola.
Speaker 4: Well, we're going to do it right now. We're not
Speaker 4: going to get paid for.
Speaker 3: It, are we. I mean, I will make this point
Speaker 3: when you are a little bit hungover dusty every now
Speaker 3: and then and you do order a post mix McDon
Speaker 3: post mix ys save the day. It would be the
Speaker 3: best thing you're put in your mouth for decades.
Speaker 2: And don't even start me on a frozen coke like, oh, yes, okay.
Speaker 5: So it's I think it's because the post mix obviously,
Speaker 5: I mean it's completely it's made completely differently, but it's
Speaker 5: filtered down with water and apparently Coca Cola sorry McDonald's
Speaker 5: have a great water filtering system, which is why they're
Speaker 5: post mixed so much better than one.
Speaker 2: Ronald executive producer Brody has brought in several glasses this small.
Speaker 3: What do we have?
Speaker 2: We have three different options.
Speaker 3: We have three different ops.
Speaker 12: So we have coke out of a can.
Speaker 4: Yep, it's not any of that filth. That is coke
Speaker 4: zero or or what the other one? No diet. I
Speaker 4: don't mind a diet coke, but it's this is full
Speaker 4: of fat full.
Speaker 3: We have coke out of a glass bottle.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, and we have McDonald's post mix, no plastic bottle.
Speaker 2: I've just had a sip. I know exactly what this
Speaker 2: is straight away.
Speaker 4: I've got a problem. You've ordered it down with an
Speaker 4: ice cube. I'm not happy.
Speaker 2: I know exactly that flavor. That's post mix, isn't it
Speaker 2: one hundred percent? That is one hundred percent post mix.
Speaker 3: That's out of a can. Oh you know why?
Speaker 5: He ordered it down with an ice cube, which waters
Speaker 5: it down and makes it take can.
Speaker 2: No, that's not a can. Are you sure you haven't
Speaker 2: got the bottles? Confused?
Speaker 3: That is out of a can?
Speaker 4: Nah, number two?
Speaker 2: Number two? What do you got?
Speaker 4: Do you have new glasses?
Speaker 2: Have you ever done a wine tasted? You were going
Speaker 2: to use the same glass?
Speaker 4: No, I haven't finished.
Speaker 2: Where's the coke beans for me to sniff in between?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to drink it out of the corrup
Speaker 5: because I don't drink in the morning.
Speaker 4: What beans did you want to sniff? It didn't matter
Speaker 4: to clean his plate?
Speaker 3: Very controversial, bed What bean did he.
Speaker 4: Want to sniff?
Speaker 2: Clint?
Speaker 3: I wanted the coffee, the coffee bean. He was still
Speaker 3: coffee for coke. Okay, So now, oh god, that's post mix. Snip.
Speaker 4: That's out of a glass bottle.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say, can, that's a class.
Speaker 3: That's a glass bottle.
Speaker 4: It tastes like glass.
Speaker 3: Do you want it'll taste the same beans?
Speaker 5: And so the third one, which we're not going to taste,
Speaker 5: his post mix, which is being voted, but you know
Speaker 5: you're mixing them.
Speaker 3: Oh no, don't mix it.
Speaker 4: Don't make a pleasant Oh god.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: The purists out there will argue that in a can
Speaker 5: is the original and the best, and I agree with that.
Speaker 3: It's terrible.
Speaker 2: Had a wine tasting. You're allowed to knit it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I know.
Speaker 5: If you're actually a wine conner, so you much spit
Speaker 5: it out. But us immortals sip away.
Speaker 2: My friend, when the when you're at a restaurant and
Speaker 2: the guy brings out the bottle and he goes there
Speaker 2: for you to do the little swell and the smell.
Speaker 2: Do you do that or do you just guess.
Speaker 5: Only if it if it's got a cork in it,
Speaker 5: I will just in case it's off, because that's when
Speaker 5: it can get caught.
Speaker 2: So I won't know what I am looking smelling for,
Speaker 2: but I'll be if it's off.
Speaker 4: If it smells, if it's been corked and it's off.
Speaker 2: You know, everyone says that, but then I'm like, am
Speaker 2: I Am I the guy that this is? This is
Speaker 2: the finest drop I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 5: We had the week off last week and I went
Speaker 5: to Byron Bay for the week for adding with Paulie,
Speaker 5: my fiance, who is just the greatest thing on earth.
Speaker 2: As you guys know, he says the same beat you Oh,
Speaker 2: you know what's so cute.
Speaker 5: He's away this week and he's woken up at four
Speaker 5: point thirty every morning when I wake up to call
Speaker 5: and say good morning.
Speaker 4: Find me a cuter human than that?
Speaker 2: Is it like like when you say good morning, paul
Speaker 2: does he answer with a specific answer. I'm just wondering,
Speaker 2: is that someone.
Speaker 3: Like with a recorded No.
Speaker 4: He's waking up and calling me.
Speaker 3: He's not a soundboard.
Speaker 4: He's waking up and calling me to say I'm getting
Speaker 4: up with you for your first week.
Speaker 3: Babe says he misses.
Speaker 5: Me cute Anyway, he has done something which has made
Speaker 5: me be off him a bit.
Speaker 2: To be honest, it really lasted a long time.
Speaker 5: And so we've been together for four years, and I
Speaker 5: would say after four years of living together, you know
Speaker 5: each other pretty well. You think you know what makes
Speaker 5: you tick, your intricacies, the things you like, the things
Speaker 5: you don't like, and then all of a sudden they
Speaker 5: do something that you're like, what, who are you? So
Speaker 5: we're away on our first night and we got in
Speaker 5: kind of late in the afternoon, so we had pizzas
Speaker 5: for dinner with my brother and sister in law, grab
Speaker 5: some pizzas at the local pizza joint and we're sitting
Speaker 5: there eating.
Speaker 4: And I looked over it his plate and he doesn't
Speaker 4: eat his crusts.
Speaker 3: You're going to say, uses cutlery on pizza.
Speaker 5: No, he's a fully grown adult man who doesn't eat
Speaker 5: the crust on his pizza.
Speaker 6: Is that.
Speaker 4: You graduate from not eating your crust at five?
Speaker 3: I don't in that moment.
Speaker 4: You don't eat the crust, grow up?
Speaker 2: Is what I have to sup on the crust the middle.
Speaker 3: In that moment when you saw those crusts are mounting.
Speaker 4: I thought, I don't even know how did you feel?
Speaker 5: I thought, this is a stranger sitting next to me
Speaker 5: at the table eating a Hawaiian pizza.
Speaker 4: A stranger, grown man.
Speaker 3: Hawaiian pizza is a whole other, a.
Speaker 4: Grown man who wants Hawaiian pizza and no crust like that?
Speaker 4: That ain't it?
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's gross.
Speaker 3: Did you eat his crusts for it?
Speaker 5: I love thet I'd go crust first on a pizza crust.
Speaker 5: I love the craft.
Speaker 4: I like the end of the loaf of bread as well.
Speaker 3: Oh you're a stone. No, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: But I'm really opening a loaf of bread and going
Speaker 4: for the second piece and leaving the end.
Speaker 3: You better believe it. Every time.
Speaker 2: I even go for the third piece just because mold setting.
Speaker 4: But does anything ever happened with your wife where you're like?
Speaker 4: I thought, I knew you.
Speaker 2: Now, so we've been to get the fuck over twenty years.
Speaker 4: Surprises anymore?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Not really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's rattled me.
Speaker 2: Although she did bring up curb your enthusiasm the other day,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you don't watch that. I've watched that
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm sorry she has. She has. I'm like,
Speaker 2: we've been together for twenty years. You only watch that
Speaker 2: stupid crap that's set in the olden days in castles?
Speaker 2: What Bridgington I love?
Speaker 3: Is that the sexy one?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah, it gets a bit sexy probably
Speaker 2: while she watches it.
Speaker 5: Anyway, it show me and it's changed my opinion of him.
Speaker 5: But thirteen twenty four to ten, Melbourne, what did you
Speaker 5: learn about your partner later life?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: That put you off?
Speaker 2: Love that?
Speaker 4: I just feel like I'm dealing with a child.
Speaker 3: Where does he sit on a cheesy crust?
Speaker 5: I reckon you get involved in a cheesey crust? I
Speaker 5: think the problem is that the cross has no topping.
Speaker 3: Three dollars extra that Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are they still doing that?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one's upgrade from a deep pan or a
Speaker 3: cheesy crust. Yeah you think thirty bucks exactly?
Speaker 2: Seriously, I mean you go down and see old mate
Speaker 2: Curtis down at Cole's. I mean that's three family meals exactly.
Speaker 2: He really does. I can read the village for ten bucks.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? How long into
Speaker 2: a relationship were you when you found out something you
Speaker 2: didn't know about your partner. We'll take We'll take the
Speaker 2: heavy stuff in the light.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it could be far more selacious, crust, criminal conviction, I.
Speaker 2: Know, but he doesn't need his crust. You think you
Speaker 2: know someone? Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? How
Speaker 2: long into a relationship were you when you found something
Speaker 2: out about person that you had no idea about?
Speaker 4: Belinda in reservoir, talk to us, what did you learn
Speaker 4: about your partner?
Speaker 16: So we bought some variety packs of cereals for the
Speaker 16: kids over school holidays, and my partner coker pop and
Speaker 16: conflicts together.
Speaker 4: No, he's forty and has he been doing that his
Speaker 4: whole life?
Speaker 16: Apparently so?
Speaker 5: And I never knew.
Speaker 4: Can I ask a question, Blinda, is he queenslander?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Anything we do.
Speaker 5: And remember one day you guys all came over and
Speaker 5: we'd all had a few drinks, a few drinks, and
Speaker 5: Paul I was like, can you get some snacks out
Speaker 5: of the pantry? And he put like cheesels, twisties and
Speaker 5: in the same bowl and mixed it up. And I
Speaker 5: was like, firstly, can we bring out a better snack
Speaker 5: than some chips.
Speaker 2: I was pretty impressive, and the Queen's love it.
Speaker 4: And he mixed three flavors in.
Speaker 2: And if it's really nice people over, then you get
Speaker 2: out the corn chip dipped to you know the saucer.
Speaker 4: I love a salce mild false.
Speaker 2: You know what my wife did and this was cooked.
Speaker 2: She mixed in a bowl skittles and Eminem's no, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, that is a hard no from me.
Speaker 4: No, that's chocolate and candy, separate bowls.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? How long into
Speaker 2: a relationship until you found out something about your partner
Speaker 2: you did not know? Wonder if we can get anything
Speaker 2: heavier than the chip bowl.
Speaker 4: Nah, it's food, it's eating.
Speaker 5: We're asking what did you learn about your partner after
Speaker 5: you'd been together for quite some time? Because there are
Speaker 5: things that even though you're dating someone, we might be
Speaker 5: married to them. You think you know them and then
Speaker 5: they do something and you think you're a stranger.
Speaker 3: Was that a bit of an ick when you saw
Speaker 3: Paul leave his crusts?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was icky?
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 4: I just was so surprised thrown. I just didn't see
Speaker 4: him as a non crust eater.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you had your life together.
Speaker 2: Paul, Yeah, I thought you.
Speaker 4: Were in That's what I thought, that you're mature at all.
Speaker 4: Fends out he's a child.
Speaker 2: We talked about the same thirteen twenty fourteen to join
Speaker 2: us on the air. What did you find out like
Speaker 2: into a relationship?
Speaker 5: Nicola from Frankston. You've been you had been with your
Speaker 5: partner for two years and what happened?
Speaker 17: Well, we've been together for two years and we recently
Speaker 17: moved in together, and she had never mentioned to me.
Speaker 17: I just didn't think she had a middle name, because
Speaker 17: somehow she kept her a male hidden. She had a
Speaker 17: po box. Oh, fair enough. You know, we were younger.
Speaker 17: Then we moved around a little, yeah, share housing and stuff.
Speaker 17: But it was about two years in we were having
Speaker 17: a Year's Eve party because we'd recently actually got a
Speaker 17: place together, and everyone was sort of having you know,
Speaker 17: middle names are usually quite funny, and mine's Dawn because
Speaker 17: I was.
Speaker 4: Born at dawn. And all of a sudden, she just
Speaker 4: delivers to the.
Speaker 17: Crowd to all our friends, Oh, I'm sky Cloudy. You know,
Speaker 17: you all know my mum is a hippie, so skylight
Speaker 17: the sky, sky cloudy, and she's very conservative.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 17: King this is a good gag.
Speaker 4: So her name is actually Sky and her middle name
Speaker 4: was Cloudy.
Speaker 2: I think I think a middle name something you want
Speaker 2: to flagirl Sky, Cloudy cloud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 5: There's a girl at Mas school whose middle name was
Speaker 5: Saved Whales. All in one word, what what do you mean?
Speaker 5: Saved Wales was her middle name?
Speaker 2: Philip, did you grow a rumor?
Speaker 4: But I think it was.
Speaker 3: I think it was.
Speaker 4: It was their middle name. He got you good and
Speaker 4: his sister's middle name I think was Makepeace. I swear
Speaker 4: this is this.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. What did you find out late
Speaker 2: inuntil relationship, Caitlin?
Speaker 4: What did your partner not tell you for two whole years?
Speaker 10: Two years I found out that he had a sister
Speaker 10: and brother. Never the conversation never came up. And one
Speaker 10: day I turned out Patty's house and they were strange
Speaker 10: my friend and I just meant to oh, who's that?
Speaker 10: He said, that's my sister.
Speaker 2: You never asked if they had sibling after two years?
Speaker 10: No, No, never asked. Well in saying that he never
Speaker 10: asked me, but he just somehow met my sister out sibling.
Speaker 10: But I never knew like the conversation just never came up.
Speaker 10: We'll kind of friends before we started dating.
Speaker 4: After the first date. If you don't know if they've
Speaker 4: got siblings, you just assume they don't.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's on Caitlyn.
Speaker 3: She should have asked.
Speaker 2: But Christmas time and stuff. Hey, luckily present spending Christmas
Speaker 2: with that's a random one.
Speaker 4: Is there any Kaitlyn, Caitlyn, he's living there?
Speaker 3: Any reason why he was hiding them.
Speaker 10: No, he's just someone very private.
Speaker 4: But you've been dating for Yeah, he shouldn't be private
Speaker 4: to you. You're his partner in the basement in a
Speaker 4: way somewhere.
Speaker 2: Also, adults with po boxes just.
Speaker 4: Something Clinton man Away strikes again. You watching your PO
Speaker 4: box stuff?
Speaker 3: You have drug dealer on the side.
Speaker 4: You're one of those tiny little ones and only letters?
Speaker 3: Why because I was moving around a lot and I
Speaker 3: was sick of changing my address. So I've got a
Speaker 3: poo How much does that cost month? It cost me
Speaker 3: like one hundred and twenty bucks a year.
Speaker 2: And what you go down and check?
Speaker 3: You go down my little key he mail? How awful
Speaker 3: that find has been there?
Speaker 17: A WHI?
Speaker 4: What's your PO box? So people can send you for you?
Speaker 6: Cool?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're going to get some fan mail.
Speaker 2: Last time I heard someone giving out a PO box
Speaker 2: was Agro's Cardoon Connection.
Speaker 3: You want to send the Lexane Marie PO box six
Speaker 3: seven seven, Richmond three one two.
Speaker 4: Actually send you right. You get a letter from saying Clint,
Speaker 4: there's not enough room in your PO box.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm Debbie. I've attached some photos. I love listening
Speaker 2: to your news.
Speaker 3: We'll call it Clint's post office box.
Speaker 2: Can you give it out again? Let's see what we
Speaker 2: get PO.
Speaker 3: Box six seven seven Richmond three one too.
Speaker 4: Remember when I was on kids, eb was like locked bag.
Speaker 3: Locked bag was always in Crow's nest as well.
Speaker 5: We did have the week off last week, and as
Speaker 5: I told you guys, over the Christmas break, my brother
Speaker 5: and his beautiful sister in law had not his beautiful
Speaker 5: sister in law, his beautiful fiance, my sister in.
Speaker 4: Law had a little baby. And we've got a new
Speaker 4: little member of the family. CC. We call her the
Speaker 4: cutest little baby that ever lived.
Speaker 5: Yes I'm biased. So she's fourteen weeks old, cute in
Speaker 5: the cute stage. And during our week off, we went
Speaker 5: to Byron and we rented a house and I thought,
Speaker 5: you know, what it'd be nice. Why don't we invite
Speaker 5: my brother Bo and sister in law Steph and baby Siena.
Speaker 5: Now I love kids, right and I love babies and
Speaker 5: I love this kid.
Speaker 2: Do you have separate wings?
Speaker 4: We live very close to it.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: I almost sat on the wing on the plane though,
Speaker 5: Clint to get out of there. We had We live
Speaker 5: very close together. I get to spend a lot of
Speaker 5: time with CC. I adore her, but I always get
Speaker 5: to give her back. So first of all, we all
Speaker 5: travel together. I mean, I don't check in luggage anymore.
Speaker 5: I'm a real carry on baby. How stuff bram do
Speaker 5: parents have to carry?
Speaker 4: This has been real?
Speaker 5: Ioh, change bad and I said to put we don't
Speaker 5: have kids. I'm like, this is going to go one
Speaker 5: of two ways. I'm going to be like I want one,
Speaker 5: or I'm going to be like, oh.
Speaker 3: Not a betting man. But I would put my money
Speaker 3: on the second.
Speaker 4: So we get to the airport, they've were like sixteen bags.
Speaker 5: It's crazy, what well you've got a pram and then
Speaker 5: you have to go to oversized luggage to check inboards
Speaker 5: with the surfboards.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what are you? Anyway, we got on the plane.
Speaker 2: She was actually they put the prem in the giant
Speaker 2: plastic sleeve.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I was like, I'll see in the lounge, guys. I'll
Speaker 5: take the baby through the security and you guys deal
Speaker 5: with this stuff.
Speaker 3: That's smart because then they rush you through the family. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So we get on the plane.
Speaker 5: She was actually very good on the plane, but we
Speaker 5: passed her between four of us because it was like, well,
Speaker 5: you want, you want something to neat, I'll hold her
Speaker 5: now and then you can hold.
Speaker 4: So she was passed around.
Speaker 5: I don't know, like, praise be to the mummers and
Speaker 5: the dads out there that managed to travel on their
Speaker 5: own with dependence because between four of us I was.
Speaker 4: But by the time we got to.
Speaker 3: Bar It, could you use that funny little bed that
Speaker 3: comes down from.
Speaker 4: The no, because it was two hours. It wasn't like
Speaker 4: she had to sleep.
Speaker 2: We just held it a cot sorry, funny little funny
Speaker 2: little bed.
Speaker 4: Then we get there, well, she hates being in the
Speaker 4: car and we flew to the Gold Coast.
Speaker 5: It wasn't the.
Speaker 4: Sort of sorcery is getting a car seat put in
Speaker 4: a car?
Speaker 3: What on earth?
Speaker 4: I mean, they're safe, great, but how.
Speaker 2: Do you know when when we had Felix, our neighbor
Speaker 2: came out. I'll never forget it. They came out with
Speaker 2: the corona, sat on the doorstep and I was like,
Speaker 2: you ne anything. They go, no, no, no, We're just
Speaker 2: gonna watch you guys install the car seat and just like,
Speaker 2: is it a bit of a.
Speaker 3: Puzzle, mate?
Speaker 5: And then you get in the car and for the
Speaker 5: hour drive you have to listen to Miss Rebecca. Miss
Speaker 5: Rebecca is singing like for like an hour right like
Speaker 5: this is we've only just landed. We had to stop
Speaker 5: twice because it was hungry, inch need and have you change?
Speaker 4: And I was just like, this is not a holiday.
Speaker 4: Poor my decision.
Speaker 2: Do you see why I came back from Fiji early?
Speaker 4: Now this is one you've got three tell me thinking
Speaker 4: going back too much times?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just wanted the fun bit. I didn't think about the.
Speaker 4: And then you get there to the house.
Speaker 5: That's the word, the beautiful house, gorgeous tonal cream.
Speaker 4: Next minute there's beautiful colors, just beige.
Speaker 5: You know. The baby toys come out pink like colors,
Speaker 5: every like a unicorn had vomited on the place.
Speaker 4: Within five minutes. Then the kitchen where there's beautiful wine
Speaker 4: glasses all stuck up.
Speaker 3: There's fifty little bottles sterilization.
Speaker 2: The sterilizer.
Speaker 4: I thought they used one bottle, and then you got
Speaker 4: the men. They used one. Oh, they took fifteen bottles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to be ready fifteen because you know why,
Speaker 2: because you're half asleep in the middle of the night
Speaker 2: when the baby wakes up. You don't want to be
Speaker 2: cleaning one body another one in the fridge ready to go.
Speaker 5: Couldn't fit anything in the dishwasher. Not a single thing
Speaker 5: could fit the dish washer because it was full of
Speaker 5: baby things.
Speaker 2: Lauren, wait, wait till they crawl when she starts.
Speaker 5: I'm never going on holidays with them ever again. There's
Speaker 5: just no way on her. We had a lovely time
Speaker 5: and I made her.
Speaker 4: Wear these novelty little sunglasses to the beach and she
Speaker 4: looked like the.
Speaker 2: Ten second Instagram opportunity. It's worth it work experience went well, Oh.
Speaker 5: I mean, I've got weeks of content. That was the
Speaker 5: day we'd arrived. We were there for a week.
Speaker 2: I want to hear more about this because it brings
Speaker 2: me such joy.
Speaker 4: I found one way to stop her crying when she
Speaker 4: she just wanted it. She's attention seeker.
Speaker 2: Mister, as soon as you know.
Speaker 5: I couldn't stand miss Rebecca by after day one. But
Speaker 5: you're not made of stop crying, Tony Braxton. Anytime I
Speaker 5: played twenty minutes Baby Whisperer, try it, mums and dads out.
Speaker 13: There sing it?
Speaker 2: Would she stop crying? Or were you just buying this
Speaker 2: so loud that you couldn't hear the baby? Little colla
Speaker 2: little colle.
Speaker 4: Survival. You do whatever you can to survive, don't you.
Speaker 2: Like dog twisters?
Speaker 3: Jason Lawren's tongue twisted Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Okay, is there a word you cannot say?
Speaker 5: Sometimes it takes a few goes to say things like,
Speaker 5: I mean, people struggle with rses her source, what's sure?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 4: And stuff?
Speaker 2: I found one the other day in the back of
Speaker 2: the cupboard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're always in the back of the cupboard.
Speaker 3: But it was half open. It was open, the half done.
Speaker 4: It's probably been open for eleven years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's out of date.
Speaker 2: It's always out of date when it date Yeah, thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen. If there is a word you cannot say,
Speaker 2: give us a rem or get to the using in
Speaker 2: the sentence.
Speaker 5: All right, let's start with David in Oakley. Morning Dave,
Speaker 5: it's a university you go to.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Jason, Lauren, were good, mate, We're good?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Usually you're using a sentence if you can less than okay.
Speaker 9: But the word that I struggle with is that laugh tutorial?
Speaker 4: What can you put that in a sentence?
Speaker 8: I need to take some listens or cuturial too.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
Speaker 9: University tutorial?
Speaker 3: Hang on?
Speaker 4: How do you say clean?
Speaker 3: Tutorial?
Speaker 2: Yeah, tutorial true tutorial tutor like a train airport west?
Speaker 3: And how are you?
Speaker 10: I'm good?
Speaker 2: How do you guys go?
Speaker 3: Excellent?
Speaker 2: Usual word in the sentence?
Speaker 3: Go for it?
Speaker 10: Oh, let's go for a brunch at the.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, can we go?
Speaker 2: Don't say the word I don't know yet?
Speaker 4: Brew where beer is made?
Speaker 3: Brewery?
Speaker 4: Yeah, brewery is a hard one brewery.
Speaker 2: Also, they're not going to let you in.
Speaker 3: If I was going to say, and it's get easier
Speaker 3: when you are drunk, baby, if that was.
Speaker 10: The paskay to get into the brewery, I wouldn't get in.
Speaker 4: She's out of you to get into the brewery.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten of this tongue twisted Tuesday
Speaker 2: what word can you not say?
Speaker 5: Morning, Joe. There's a word that you can't say. Can
Speaker 5: you throw it in a sentence for.
Speaker 2: Us at seeing a woman who.
Speaker 5: Was very manipula.
Speaker 4: Saying that in an argument?
Speaker 3: It's a hard work.
Speaker 2: Manipulative, Yeah, got the manipulative?
Speaker 3: Manipulative?
Speaker 2: Oh, manipul a manipulat yeah, right.
Speaker 3: Can you say it manipulaly?
Speaker 13: Say it again?
Speaker 4: She's what.
Speaker 2: She was, A manipulent person. No, I come on to manipitative, manipulative.
Speaker 4: You're saying it worse than Joe.
Speaker 2: Hang on, Joe, you say it manipulative, manipulaly.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: We also had Eliza and Liberty from the Block in
Speaker 5: this Morning and you said they were reality stuff like
Speaker 5: your bugs, Bunny.
Speaker 3: I looked at each other.
Speaker 7: Our favorite reality.
Speaker 2: They are Liberty from that reality show Kim four to
Speaker 2: ten tongue twisted Tuesday. Can use your word in the sentence?
Speaker 6: I hope I don't get attacked by a bomble snowmen.
Speaker 3: Oh we had this before before, a bumbable snow man.
Speaker 2: I can't say it either, the abdominable, abominable.
Speaker 4: That's the one abdominal snowman. How do you say it?
Speaker 4: The abdominat bubble.
Speaker 3: How many peoplework?
Speaker 4: She doesn't want to get attacked? Buddy, what is it?
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what I said.
Speaker 4: How do you say quick.
Speaker 2: Sore? Yeah?
Speaker 3: There, you got there.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's right or wrong because I
Speaker 5: don't know how to say it. Heaven help me if
Speaker 5: I have to abominable?
Speaker 3: Yep, you got that.
Speaker 2: You know what I normally that segment we have a
Speaker 2: laugh with people.
Speaker 3: Most of the words.
Speaker 2: Today we can, I'd say as well, tell you what.
Speaker 2: Only two days into the week and already it's been
Speaker 2: a heavy news week. Of course, the tragedy that happened
Speaker 2: in Bondi on the weekend, and then last night in
Speaker 2: western Sydney another stabbing which they've now declared a terror attack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that new is just breaking this morning. That has
Speaker 3: been declared a terror event by police north of the border.
Speaker 2: It's it's just crazy.
Speaker 3: It's just startling, isn't it.
Speaker 2: And then you know the question does come up, was
Speaker 2: that done because of the weekend? Did that motivate the deep?
Speaker 3: Oh? Boy, it's been charged.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of heaviness around. I feel like we
Speaker 5: all came in here this morning and I was flat.
Speaker 5: I just feel like there's so much heaviness and sorrow
Speaker 5: and heartache at the moment, and I know a lot
Speaker 5: of people are really feeling that. So if you are
Speaker 5: driving to work, or driving to school, or driving somewhere
Speaker 5: this morning, just and feeling that way, just look out
Speaker 5: for yourself, look out for your friends, checking on each other.
Speaker 3: I just thought the prime is to elbow tweeted in
Speaker 3: testing times Australians stand together, But is there more that.
Speaker 2: They can be doing that we can be doing one
Speaker 2: hundred percent? I don't know. It's nice, I know, but
Speaker 2: a tweet's not going to do anything. I mean, like
Speaker 2: I even brought up the question yesterday, you know, like,
Speaker 2: and I know some people have spoken like, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: do we need to raise a question of a security guard?
Speaker 3: Should they be armed in places? Should are?
Speaker 4: We certainly not the fix. I can give you the
Speaker 4: hot tip on that.
Speaker 2: But we're not even having these conversations. Like at the moment,
Speaker 2: You're exactly right, the PM's blasting out of tweet saying
Speaker 2: you know, we're thinking of everyone, we stand together. What's
Speaker 2: that going to achieve At the moment, I think they're
Speaker 2: just needs to be a plan and there needs to be.
Speaker 4: Some Yeah, well yeah, and I think we're not the
Speaker 4: leaders of the country.
Speaker 3: But what you can do not expect I mean, come on,
Speaker 3: are you sorry?
Speaker 5: All I was going to say was is we we
Speaker 5: can't change the world, but we can check in on
Speaker 5: those around us, and check in on our community and
Speaker 5: look after one another. And I think that's the best
Speaker 5: thing we can do at the moment as individual humans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a bit frustrated because I'm different. I feel
Speaker 2: like I feel like that's yeah, I just feel like
Speaker 2: that's words as well. I get it. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, okay, but now we've had two horrific situations
Speaker 2: in the matter of what two three days. You know,
Speaker 2: what are we going to do about?
Speaker 4: You know, I want to answer you tell me what
Speaker 4: are we going to do?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: I want to answers from above, not just a tweet
Speaker 2: saying let's stand together.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I'm sure they're doing more than just tweeting currently
Speaker 5: trying to work out exactly what to do.
Speaker 2: My wife and I, Louis went out for dating that
Speaker 2: the other night.
Speaker 4: Where'd you go back to the caustion? Went and slip?
Speaker 3: She just hits him between the eyes sometimes and she's
Speaker 3: done it again, just there asking.
Speaker 2: The problem is people think she's joking.
Speaker 4: Thank it's a sad and it's better say you are
Speaker 4: a creature of habit.
Speaker 2: No, we went out to this awesome Italian restaurant.
Speaker 4: Not Angerson Bond.
Speaker 5: No, not the favorite that you don't do, Not the
Speaker 5: place with the me so Weig plant either done.
Speaker 2: Rowan, Yeah, Italian. It's a little It's a wine and
Speaker 2: pasta bar in High. It it's located right next to
Speaker 2: the High train station. I always screw the name of it.
Speaker 2: Of a book, call Glen Glenn. The owner is going
Speaker 2: to kill you. Ordered spaghetti Bollinas.
Speaker 4: Now he would have gone to a town with the
Speaker 4: trash and ordered to stay.
Speaker 3: He didn't, did you? No, I got lasagna. I'll get
Speaker 3: a carbonara please.
Speaker 4: Seriously, he would be a carbonara guy.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: So LEU and I three kids, ten, eight and two.
Speaker 2: I got the two year old of sleep, ten year
Speaker 2: old went down. The eight year old likes to stay
Speaker 2: up a bit, and I'm like that's cool.
Speaker 4: You've got a babysitter or family babysitter.
Speaker 2: And I'm like cool, the eight year old can stay up.
Speaker 2: We're just going out we're going out living. We went
Speaker 2: out ninety minutes. It felt like we went on a
Speaker 2: two week vacation.
Speaker 4: Why did you want to go for nineteen minutes?
Speaker 2: Because it was just we had to get back to
Speaker 2: get the eight year old to sleep, wouldn't it?
Speaker 9: Was it?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 10: Nah?
Speaker 4: Let me Rage doesn't know because you paid Rage.
Speaker 3: You paid for it.
Speaker 2: You paid for it.
Speaker 3: Rock on Phil.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Louis and I had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 5: So did you put him to bed? Did you go
Speaker 5: go to bird and then go back out, or did
Speaker 5: you want to pay the baby? That's like, does a
Speaker 5: baby surely she does a minimum two hour shift?
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah, I got stung for the minimum two hours. Anyway,
Speaker 2: that's that's not the issue. We get home. It's about
Speaker 2: eight thirty, right, eight year old.
Speaker 5: Goes off to bed, So you went out from seven
Speaker 5: to late thirty, and it was living, Lauren even large
Speaker 5: big boy.
Speaker 2: Now lou goes So I'm going to go to the
Speaker 2: room and get changed.
Speaker 3: Kids are sleep, get changed, get changed now.
Speaker 4: I don't put on her nourgles, right, I don't know.
Speaker 3: She bed to Bras and things to get the United.
Speaker 4: Showing a tassels on Ala. You have a gatha.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I said, no, don't go and get changed. Oh,
Speaker 2: let's go and have a drink out the back by
Speaker 2: the fire. Oh.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say, all, well, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not sure if I'm not sure if I missed the
Speaker 2: queue right, And she's like okay, And I'm like, let's
Speaker 2: go at the back. We have a couple of drinks.
Speaker 2: So we're just you know, the night's just starting. No, anyway,
Speaker 2: have a couple of drinks. It's now about ten past nine.
Speaker 2: She goes, all right, I'm gonna go. I'm going to
Speaker 2: go and get changed.
Speaker 3: So I follow her.
Speaker 4: Into the bea was she wearing at the time for
Speaker 4: your date night?
Speaker 3: Just a dress?
Speaker 4: Okay, she'd gone out in a dress.
Speaker 2: So I follow her into the bedroom. It's about ten
Speaker 2: past night.
Speaker 4: What was she going to change into?
Speaker 3: Dah?
Speaker 2: But I was more focused in her changing out of something. Oh,
Speaker 2: and I've gone to make the move. And she goes, well, well, well, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's past the nine o'clock curfew. What she closes at
Speaker 2: nine o'clock shopping shut brother, nine o'clock, roller door comes down,
Speaker 2: go up, sorry, close and you know.
Speaker 4: What you chose to Bundy and Cox on the terrace
Speaker 4: over your life.
Speaker 3: That's what she said.
Speaker 2: She goes, I was trying to say to you before
Speaker 2: we should go to the room, but you want to
Speaker 2: go for a drink by the fire a.
Speaker 5: Bit close to the kids going to bed, though, you
Speaker 5: need an hour to make sure they are in a
Speaker 5: deep sleep.
Speaker 4: Nine o'clock scarred.
Speaker 2: She believes nine o'clock curfew is fine to say. That
Speaker 2: is why is nine the magical name.
Speaker 5: She's got business hours clinched. She's operating on business. So
Speaker 5: what time does the window open?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess at six in the morning, when the
Speaker 2: kids are up. But you've got to find an opportunity
Speaker 2: after you've gone open.
Speaker 3: Work.
Speaker 5: So her business hours are while the children are away. Well,
Speaker 5: just like I kind of thought the shop would be
Speaker 5: open in all hours. The children are in a deep sleep.
Speaker 2: I guess the business hours are from like seven forty
Speaker 2: five and the kids are asleep to nine o'clock. But
Speaker 2: I'm sorry at nine o'clock curfew for that when I'm
Speaker 2: not allowed to do that after night.
Speaker 4: You guys have never discussed business hours. Time the shop
Speaker 4: is open and not shut. The roller door is down.
Speaker 2: Is this a thing?
Speaker 3: Does she close for lunch?
Speaker 4: And also I've got more question.
Speaker 2: She starts closed because I'll get home she needs a lunch.
Speaker 2: But I'll get home at eleven thirty and I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's gone down for his midday nap. She'll be like yep,
Speaker 2: and I'm sitting down. This is my one hour.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, but always shut for the chase.
Speaker 4: I think you really need to like look within on
Speaker 4: this one.
Speaker 2: You should go to the union.
Speaker 4: So with the roller door in jar, with the alarm on, the.
Speaker 2: Alarm was on, the roller door was down, the padlock
Speaker 2: was on. Shop is shut thirteen twenty fourteen. If anything,
Speaker 2: it looked out out of business? Thirteen twenty fourten?
Speaker 3: Is our number?
Speaker 4: Is she retiring as a shop?
Speaker 3: Is this a thing? She's going to claim the super
Speaker 3: and get out of there.
Speaker 2: With the phone lines light up? Is this a thing
Speaker 2: in relationships?
Speaker 4: A curfew for that well, not just a curfew, but
Speaker 4: opening hours.
Speaker 2: A bedroom bedroom curfew.
Speaker 4: You're opening shop open?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What time are you open for business?
Speaker 5: And the sign wint are you like seven eleven that's
Speaker 5: opened twenty four twenty exactly the year even on Christmas?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? Yeah, he just needs the customers.
Speaker 2: Whoa So I asked the question on thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Is it normal for couples to have a curfew a
Speaker 2: time where they're no longer doing that?
Speaker 12: So?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were.
Speaker 5: Referring to it to the shop being shush, you know
Speaker 5: sometimes close as the sun goes down the shop is.
Speaker 2: My white touching it's ten past nine. Shops closed.
Speaker 5: Also, some people are like they work on the sun
Speaker 5: when the sun goes down. The shop open Jays nighttime only?
Speaker 3: Does the shop sometimes open in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: I've tried to jimmy my way to the shop to
Speaker 2: break and enter. Got a probar, try to break an
Speaker 2: entwer in the middle of the night, but no, I've
Speaker 2: been I've been reminded. The manager told me off.
Speaker 4: I would just like to confirm that this shop is
Speaker 4: definitely shut. Thirteen fourteen Do you have a bedroom curfew?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What's your operating hours?
Speaker 4: Mandy from mural Bach Do you have a curfew?
Speaker 5: I do?
Speaker 3: It is eight thirty and I recommenced at six am.
Speaker 6: And y eight thirty because I've had a busy day.
Speaker 2: I've done everything for everyone and.
Speaker 17: I'm nicely showered.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I want to stay that way, yeah, And.
Speaker 4: Do you have much Do you ever get pushed back?
Speaker 5: Do you ever get pushed back about your business hours?
Speaker 5: Does anyone try and break an into Sometimes?
Speaker 15: I had because he's a porcher and he's up at
Speaker 15: four No, now, no, I won't commence before.
Speaker 3: So do you get much Mandy? Do you get much
Speaker 3: custom at six am?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a butcher.
Speaker 5: Yes, he's he's like, he's up and out early, so
Speaker 5: by six he's been up for a couple of hours already.
Speaker 2: What about daylight savings? Does that come it's quiet? Well,
Speaker 2: then it's bright. Member shop is still open at nine? Like,
Speaker 2: do you stay open a little bit later because the
Speaker 2: sun's up? You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: No, the operating hoururs just shift, I think. But four am,
Speaker 4: that's that's a.
Speaker 3: No, debbie, that's keen shoppers.
Speaker 2: If you're at the door waiting for the roller door
Speaker 2: to come up, that's a honeymoon.
Speaker 3: Do you have a curfew?
Speaker 6: Hi, guys, it's me. Yeah, listen, I've been I've got
Speaker 6: bad news for the three of you. I've been married
Speaker 6: for thirty four years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my roll.
Speaker 6: The door's been shut for a long time, padlock, and
Speaker 6: that padlock ain't coming off anytime, so.
Speaker 2: You don't open at all.
Speaker 4: She's got a full lea side stuck on the front.
Speaker 3: She had a closing down sale many years ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right before you shut down permanently. Did you
Speaker 5: have a crazy runout sale? Ah, she's a little spicy.
Speaker 4: Was exhausted and permanently close the business?
Speaker 3: Debbie.
Speaker 2: You ever thought about dipping your toe back into the
Speaker 2: workforce reopening the business?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, Debbie, you ever thought about it? You
Speaker 4: ever thought about looking for some new customers?
Speaker 6: Oh? Well yeah, after thirty four years of marriage. Sometimes No,
Speaker 6: not this week.
Speaker 3: No, you enjoy your retirement, Debb. Just to be careful.
Speaker 2: You don't want your shop was going somewhere else.
Speaker 4: I loved how Debbie answer the phon as well. Guys,
Speaker 4: it's me Debbie. Hey deb we met before.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I rang about selling my dog sell Bell.
Speaker 4: Remember she's the crazy lady that talks to her dog.
Speaker 3: Oh you're crazy, crazy.
Speaker 13: Crazy.
Speaker 4: Deb's always close to nine o'clock.
Speaker 3: Tell the dog.
Speaker 2: We said, Hi, deb I will love you.
Speaker 4: Speak you soon by Debbie. Guys, it's Debbie.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. You've got to be careful
Speaker 2: your shop to start going somewhere else, you know, windows Well,
Speaker 2: if your business is fully closed, are.
Speaker 4: You thinking about straining?
Speaker 2: No, God, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: You just said your customers will go somewhere else where?
Speaker 7: Are you off to?
Speaker 2: I am saying in the world of Debbie right where
Speaker 2: she does not open the business at all, right.
Speaker 4: Not in your world, you know, not in your world.
Speaker 3: A good discount out there there is retailer.
Speaker 4: A discount, some business like a great discount.
Speaker 2: What about those entrances where they're not out on the front,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: There might be a secret, little secret entrance.
Speaker 2: At the back.
Speaker 3: That's that's got warning.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with us?
Speaker 2: Get in there anyway I can, Lauren.
Speaker 5: They feeling good over one hundred Jason Lauren Boo on
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