Speaker 1: Let her cooking Jack Chrissy's cliche. So amazing that two
Speaker 1: guests that didn't really even go to the Grammy ceremony
Speaker 1: have absolutely dominated the headlines. Of course, I'm speaking of
Speaker 1: Kanye West and Biancherson. Sorry. Part of he always wants
Speaker 1: to say bianco Chin sorry, because I've been to Italy
Speaker 1: now and I know that they often pronounce the sea is.
Speaker 2: I said it yesterday's one of your boogie like that goal.
Speaker 1: So she appeared naked essentially on the red carpet. Everybody's
Speaker 1: talking about it. Lip readers were there. They have studied
Speaker 1: the footage. It was good footage too.
Speaker 3: It was great footage, and I said yesterday, and I
Speaker 3: still stand by it.
Speaker 2: It's an unpopular opinion. I think she kind of pulled
Speaker 2: it off.
Speaker 1: I think so too. I know that that's weird. It
Speaker 1: feels like at once disrespectful, but if you're wired like
Speaker 1: they are, they love the attention. I don't understand and that,
Speaker 1: but some people do love the attention. This is the
Speaker 1: best way to do it. And I'm sure that they
Speaker 1: would argue, we're artists. This is how we go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is how we present our art. Her work is
Speaker 1: absolutely her body is a work of up, particularly her busy.
Speaker 2: Her work too, there has been a bit of that.
Speaker 1: She had a bit of work as well. Yes, she
Speaker 1: has buies magical to fight gravity. They're like the girls
Speaker 1: from Wicked.
Speaker 2: I'm told their natural.
Speaker 1: So oh yeah, they are natural. They are natural, but
Speaker 1: they I mean, they're not going to look like that
Speaker 1: in twenty years. But enjoy them while you can. Now,
Speaker 1: this is the footage of Kanye talking her through what
Speaker 1: to do next. You can hear the cameras clicking.
Speaker 2: He's talking to her, yeah, and she.
Speaker 1: Is listening, like absolutely concentrating on what he's saying. And
Speaker 1: what he was saying was you're making a scene now,
Speaker 1: and then Bianca nods her head. Look, it's saying here
Speaker 1: the Australian model nods her head. Isn't she an architect?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she is, like.
Speaker 1: A fashion designer, professional, she's an architecture. And then he says,
Speaker 1: make a scene. I'll say it'll make so much sense,
Speaker 1: and she's just like eyes fixed on him, nodding her head.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's creepy as heck.
Speaker 2: And then he says, drop it behind you and then
Speaker 2: turn I got you, and then she.
Speaker 1: Drops her fur coat and bang, attack of the buzzies,
Speaker 1: Attack of the busies. She looks exactly like Kim she does.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Kim, I love that. Now get to see
Speaker 3: what she was doing, Yeah, cross.
Speaker 1: Down across town. She was just taking her elders daughter
Speaker 1: North Nori. Do I still call her Noriri?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 1: Over to a screening of Wicked.
Speaker 2: I do love that she has gone.
Speaker 3: Also, I noticed in the photo she's head to toe black,
Speaker 3: fully clothed. It's like the universe was on her side
Speaker 3: that she was going to make a point. But she's
Speaker 3: not showing any skin at the moment.
Speaker 1: That is actually very true. But look at the get
Speaker 1: up that North's got on. Wow, she really She's got
Speaker 1: like two bits of yetty roadkill on her on her feet.
Speaker 1: Good on it. Excuse me? Can we please have a
Speaker 1: moment's silence for the saddest story to come out of
Speaker 1: the Grammys, Billy Eilish. She was nominated. This is her
Speaker 1: live performance Wicked to Get and I know that you're
Speaker 1: really hurting Flora in particular, Jack, because she's your girl.
Speaker 2: I really think she was snubbed.
Speaker 3: This was her most successful album, but like this is statistics.
Speaker 3: It was also just it was her best album. Birds
Speaker 3: of a Feather was the most streamed song on Spotify
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty four. How out of seven categories that
Speaker 3: she was nominated in, how did she not win one?
Speaker 3: That just feels wrong. Cowboy Carter Swanee was the least
Speaker 3: streamed album out of the category. The Tortured Poets Department
Speaker 3: was the most streamed. Billy was in at second. I
Speaker 3: just think Billy should have.
Speaker 1: Won that category, and I think she was holding out
Speaker 1: hope until the very last minute. And then when Beyonce
Speaker 1: was announced, she was up there getting her reward. Billy
Speaker 1: was just in the crowd, silently.
Speaker 3: Weeping, trying not to break down.
Speaker 1: It hurts my heart to see her so upset.
Speaker 3: And then I like Record of the Year to Kendrick Lamar, like, no,
Speaker 3: Birds of a Feather should have won.
Speaker 1: It's really sad. Oh well, you can't win them all.
Speaker 1: And in that case, Billy, you can't win any.
Speaker 4: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's go clicking for the last time.
Speaker 4: If he has clickfait, then Yo Play has cash prizes,
Speaker 4: just yo Play. But he's a chance to win promo
Speaker 4: wins much five season season fly win dot com toda,
Speaker 4: Oh yeah clean.
Speaker 1: He's done it a gown sorry. Drake has been gearing
Speaker 1: up for his Perth shows for about two years now,
Speaker 1: and he's been enjoying so much food in Melbourne. And
Speaker 1: I've just realized he's spent all his time at Crown
Speaker 1: Casino in Melbourne gambling and whatever. Guess where he would be?
Speaker 1: Oh here, right in front of me. Perth's got a
Speaker 1: big crown too, a new fresh crown, right, So he's
Speaker 1: just going to do the same things again, No boo, yep.
Speaker 1: Maybe he'll win seven hundred grand, maybe like he did
Speaker 1: in Melbourne. What about the hundred million dollar tatslot? I
Speaker 1: don't think this weekend?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that this Thursday?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna? Are you gonna get a ticket? I'm
Speaker 1: going to What do you need money for?
Speaker 2: So stupid? Who needs money in his credit cards?
Speaker 1: It's not like your credit couvert. Drake's dad is he
Speaker 1: accompanying him here? I meant to ask that footage I've
Speaker 1: seen is it here? No?
Speaker 2: I think Drake's dad. I think that footage is from.
Speaker 1: La Because sometimes these big artists, they travel with their
Speaker 1: whole family. Otherwise I don't see them for years, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't think. I don't think Drake takes
Speaker 3: his parents on his tours. I think, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: what he gets up to is probably not mom and
Speaker 3: dad friendly.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that is true.
Speaker 2: As we know.
Speaker 1: The Grammys were yesterday and Kendrick Lamar's distrack.
Speaker 2: Like a bitch.
Speaker 1: Ain't you tired trying to strike a chord?
Speaker 2: And it's probably a minor.
Speaker 1: Every time I say dis track, I even make myself
Speaker 1: cringe like an old, middle aged white woman saying the
Speaker 1: words dis track.
Speaker 2: You sound like a cool mom when you say yeah, no.
Speaker 1: That is not cool anyway, he was asked. Drake's dad
Speaker 1: was asked about this dis track and how he felt
Speaker 1: about Kendrick Lamar winning so many Grammies for it, and
Speaker 1: he's what he said, gotta.
Speaker 6: Ask, what do you think about Kendrick Lamar not like
Speaker 6: us getting Record of the Year.
Speaker 5: I don't care nothing about that ship.
Speaker 3: I ain't got nothing to do with me.
Speaker 2: All the best of them, man, Okay, cool, don't I
Speaker 2: don't do that?
Speaker 5: Bulls?
Speaker 1: Then he's not into it. Good on your Drake's dad.
Speaker 2: He looks like a really nice dude, he looks cool.
Speaker 1: I mean I love a man that wears floral and sequins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a real look, isn't it. And Swanny he's
Speaker 3: matched his glasses. I mean they're probably from Specsators, the
Speaker 3: red glasses with the outfit.
Speaker 2: He is a cool He was at the Grammys, of
Speaker 2: course he was.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't be wrapping his son, who was obviously eating
Speaker 1: steak with three different types of creamy sauces here in Australia.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to you know, I was saying yesterday
Speaker 1: the iPhone gave me a little snippet of what I
Speaker 1: was doing six years ago. And of course the Grammys
Speaker 1: have been around for a million years. This is this
Speaker 1: is a category from the nineteen eighty six Grammy Awards.
Speaker 1: The announcers was Sheena Easton. You have you heard of her?
Speaker 1: Or she's surprisingly scott and you think she's either English
Speaker 1: or American, but she's definitely Scottish. And she sang map
Speaker 1: bebit the mind, Oh yeah yeah. And she also did
Speaker 1: a Bond song I think called for Your Eyes Only. Wow,
Speaker 1: And that was a great song. It was back when,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, Bond songs now are really like
Speaker 1: cutting in but I quite like Sheena Easton's version nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty one My God anyway. And the other guy that
Speaker 1: was presenting the awards in this is the great fully
Speaker 1: made up like a Woman, Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran
Speaker 1: have a listen to the legendary songwriters in this Best
Speaker 1: Song category at the Grammy Awards nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 6: And the nominees are Oh Boy the Summer, John Manley tune,
Speaker 6: every Time You Go Away, Darryl Hall songwriter.
Speaker 1: Now that's interesting because Paul Young sang that song no
Speaker 1: no gram.
Speaker 6: Oh John songwriter, money for Nothing Soter and.
Speaker 1: Over there in the crowd sting of hot as heck.
Speaker 5: And this one and where are the World Michael Jackson
Speaker 5: and Jackson Richie won the award and went up and
Speaker 5: waxed lyrical about it.
Speaker 2: But what a category, Swanny.
Speaker 3: That just sounds like working with you every day hearing
Speaker 3: those songs. Song is so lucky.
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