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Speaker 1: This is Fizzy and Whipper.

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Speaker 2: It's a Friday podcast and that involves everything that you

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Speaker 2: would expect. Riddle time. There's recap. Also, have you fallen

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Speaker 2: asleep at someone's house that wasn't your own? Not in

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Speaker 2: like a sexy way, in like irresponsible breaking into someone's house?

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Speaker 2: Cut away, But we start with one of the favorite

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Speaker 2: subjects on this show, Cheating and Whipper.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about this girlfriend. She's cheating, Sarah. More girls

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Speaker 1: cheat than guys, which has been what at least in

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Speaker 1: a previous study, I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Let's step from a Ven's magazine.

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Speaker 1: For let's talk about this because this girlfriend has cheated,

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Speaker 1: but the bloke that she's cheated with only found out

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Speaker 1: after the deed. Right, so they've gone back to her house,

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Speaker 1: the deed's taken place after that. She has said, by

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Speaker 1: the way, I have a boyfriend. So how does the

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Speaker 1: guy who's just visited the house feel?

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Speaker 3: He probably doesn't care, does.

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Speaker 1: He does care? So much? So, but tell me if

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Speaker 1: you would do this, because I quite like it because

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Speaker 1: it's not fair on the other guy. And from bloke

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Speaker 1: to bloke, I think this is the right thing to do.

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Speaker 1: He's decided before he's left the house to leave a note.

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Speaker 1: But he's clever thinking. He's thought to himself, where can

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Speaker 1: I leave this note to tell the other guy that

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Speaker 1: I visited this house and your girlfriend's cheating. He's he's

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Speaker 1: got some sticky tape, written it on a note and

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Speaker 1: left it on the other side of the toilet seat.

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Speaker 1: So the girl never lifts the toilet seat, but the

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Speaker 1: guy lifts the toilet seat to take away, So that

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Speaker 1: so the seat seat.

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Speaker 3: Don't you lift both when you pee?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you lift both when you're pee. So the actual rim,

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Speaker 1: not the lid, right, not the lead, not the lid.

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Speaker 1: So she he's left a note that said this chick

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Speaker 1: just told me she has a boyfriend the morning after.

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Speaker 1: Sorry to tell you like this, but I want you

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Speaker 1: to know as I would want to know. Sorry bro,

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Speaker 1: the boys. No, he didn't write you the boys ashtag Friday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so you can see the photo there of its

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Speaker 1: start underneath. So when he goes to take a week, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a part of his life. But I think he would

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Speaker 1: also appreciate knowing someone else has dropped in.

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Speaker 4: It's not bad.

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Speaker 1: Would you do it if you ever found yourself in

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Speaker 1: that seat? I told you that story the other day.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what you guys believe me about when

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Speaker 1: I kissed the girl on the plane.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean I believe that maybe you flirted.

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Speaker 1: Then she said, by the way, I've got a boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: She know she was married, She said, I'm married.

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, You could have told me that earlier.

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Speaker 3: If you would have cared how many stiknocks in.

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Speaker 1: Were, you would have stopped me in my tracks.

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Speaker 6: You left a message in underneath the toilet seed on

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Speaker 6: the plane.

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Speaker 1: It's horribly Seat twenty three. I don't get it.

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Speaker 3: Would you have contacted the husband to tell.

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Speaker 7: You most definitely knew her name, You knew where to fight,

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Speaker 7: you said something.

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Speaker 6: I think i'd do that as well. I would track

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Speaker 6: him down just to tell them, because that is a

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Speaker 6: dog act to tell you afterwards.

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Speaker 7: No, the dog act is that if you don't identify

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Speaker 7: yourself and you tell them, you're getting out of it

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Speaker 7: scott free.

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Speaker 3: But you can say, hi, it's tryan.

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Speaker 7: Fitzgerald here, I hooked up with your wife. Then at

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Speaker 7: least you're coppying half the blame.

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Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't use your name, That's what.

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Speaker 3: I mean doing an anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Leave a video message on the table.

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Speaker 3: You might have seen me on the back page.

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Speaker 1: But do you know what the other side of the

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Speaker 1: coin is? Maybe that relationships falling apart.

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Speaker 3: That's right, you don't know that.

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Speaker 1: You don't know, so do you should you say something?

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Speaker 1: Because you could be destroying something that's trying to mend,

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Speaker 1: or they could be on a break. Why say it

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Speaker 1: in the first place.

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Speaker 6: Why do you have to make a point and go, oh,

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Speaker 6: by the way, I've got a boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Good question.

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Speaker 3: And that's the thing. If she's silly enough to tell.

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Speaker 1: You, maybe that's because she didn't want him to come

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Speaker 1: back or think there was anything further after tonight. Maybe

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Speaker 1: she is why you've got to be careful with some women.

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Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, this is a public service announce that

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Speaker 7: can manipulate.

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Speaker 1: They can be very snotty on a Friday. Be very

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Speaker 1: careful with some women.

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Speaker 6: This is the bloke that's just hooked up with some

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Speaker 6: bloke's wife on a plane.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know you don't come until she.

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Speaker 1: Said to me when we were coming into land. By

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Speaker 1: the way, I'm married. I feel sick.

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Speaker 3: I feel sick about it, tongue out of my mouth.

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Speaker 4: I only just realized.

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Speaker 2: Just realized, Filar, there's.

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Speaker 4: Something that you've only just realized.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so there's been a couple of doozies on the

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Speaker 6: show this week, and I didn't know this, but they're

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Speaker 6: saying now that dogs their hind legs are the same

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Speaker 6: as humans. Where the hind legs of a dog have

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Speaker 6: knees and exactly made up like ours. The two front

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Speaker 6: human's as well. They have elbows. They think that dogs

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Speaker 6: actually have two arms at the front an evolution have

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Speaker 6: come down onto their all fours, but they may originally

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Speaker 6: have started on two legs, just walking around with arms.

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Speaker 4: Sarah, I love you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you look at the Ape family and

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Speaker 1: consider that their feet are like hands, I mean, wouldn't

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Speaker 1: that be awesome to have the dexterity of fingers in

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Speaker 1: your toes and the length that you could I mean,

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Speaker 1: your feet could put your shoes on. You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 8: You know how you're promoting Kruella Deville on Disney Plus

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Speaker 8: the I just realized that Cruella Deville, she's a nasty woman.

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Speaker 8: It's her name is cruel Devil.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I only found out last week, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: which ties into that that flow Rider is Florida.

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Speaker 4: Very the calls that we've received, I only.

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Speaker 9: Just realize that everyone has a different garbage. Good night.

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Speaker 5: I've only just realized that Windows shopping isn't literally shopping

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Speaker 5: for windows.

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Speaker 1: I only just realized that.

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Speaker 5: The act wasn't part of new stuff Wales.

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Speaker 9: Do you know those fatigue cameras? I thought that, you know,

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Speaker 9: you had to look alive every time you pass them

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Speaker 9: on the highway.

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Speaker 1: Well it's not we know those. You know what I

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Speaker 1: it really works, is when you're signing up to something

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Speaker 1: and it often has those letters and numbers where.

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Speaker 6: You have to put that on and then they have

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Speaker 6: lines so you're not a robot.

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Speaker 1: Eye on the computer was an eye test to make

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Speaker 1: sure that you were okay, Like almost like this website

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Speaker 1: only accepts people with quality eye sight because the numbers

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Speaker 1: are all twisted and things. And when you throw those

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Speaker 1: new glasses, well the glasses work perfectly. They look good too,

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Speaker 1: but it's almost like you feel good when you get through,

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Speaker 1: like I've cracked the code, like no one else is

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Speaker 1: passing it, but yet's got nothing to do with your isa.

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Speaker 2: Oh Ily, just realized, fits, let's do this.

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Speaker 4: We've had some doozies this morning.

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Speaker 6: Didn't know that dogs or their front legs are really

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Speaker 6: arm that's a good one. They may have started evolution

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Speaker 6: and dogs are walking around with two legs at the

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Speaker 6: back and they were just using their arms. Hailand, taxis

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Speaker 6: and all that, kind of like a stretch. But it's amazing.

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Speaker 6: The other one is I didn't.

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Speaker 4: Know it was it.

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Speaker 6: Matthew Perry came out with the Friends Were in Your

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Speaker 6: Life said he was having convulsions in that most episode

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Speaker 6: did you read?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: He said he got great anxiety because they did it

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Speaker 7: in front of a live audience.

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Speaker 3: You think it's canned laughter.

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Speaker 1: But it's not front of a live audience, yea.

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Speaker 7: And so they have it because they showed all the

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Speaker 7: bloopers and the outtakes and the amount of times they

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Speaker 7: And he hated the others. A lot of them had

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Speaker 6: Just realized that as well. I mean this is what

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Speaker 6: we need. Thirteen twenty four to ten. There's a double

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Speaker 6: chin gin up for grabs mailing the mountains. What did

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Speaker 6: you he just realized mel mining guys.

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Speaker 10: Look, I just realized that the term having a yarn,

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Speaker 10: so just having a chat actually comes from the Aboriginal

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Speaker 10: yarning circle.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah circle okay, and that's where they would have

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Speaker 10: So the yarning circles where it's like a like a

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Speaker 10: a big, deep and meaningful conversations and that's when they

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Speaker 5: The dream time and the.

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Speaker 1: Right right everyone.

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Speaker 4: Adam in Penrith, what have you only just realized.

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Speaker 11: That bananas a radiation?

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Speaker 1: Radiation?

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Speaker 4: How do you know that?

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Speaker 1: Adam?

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Speaker 11: My son? He I asked him about some facts and

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Speaker 11: he goes, yeah, do you know that bananas has a

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Speaker 11: slight radiation? Now, so eating a bar it's not harmful

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Speaker 11: to humans, but yeah, it's sense.

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Speaker 7: Did you check this or are you going off your

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Speaker 7: kid watch a banana man or something?

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Speaker 11: I did check it off.

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Speaker 1: Queensland is like Chernobyl, so you're right.

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Speaker 6: The radiation exposure consuming a banana is approximately one percent

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Speaker 6: of the average daily exposure to radiation, which is one

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Speaker 6: hundred banana equivalent doses.

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Speaker 1: Really, you ate enough bananas, the actual banana or the skin,

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Speaker 1: you could have some problems down the track with radiations.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing an a day.

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Speaker 11: It's a potum.

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Speaker 6: It's my god, Say well, I think that's what started

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Speaker 6: the Chernobyl thing. Someone dropped a banana, and someone slipped

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Speaker 6: on a peal. They say banana and the next thing

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Speaker 6: you know, it was in the series.

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Speaker 4: The guy fell.

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Speaker 8: A truck full of bananas is radio and radioactive enough

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Speaker 8: to trigger a false alarm on a radiation detector.

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Speaker 6: Oh man, we can back out, a buddy, stay sy

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Speaker 6: in Kellyville.

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Speaker 4: What have you only just realized?

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Speaker 9: I'm only just realized that. You know the phrase, you

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Speaker 9: look like a stun mullett mullet. Yeah, it's about a fish,

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Speaker 9: not about your faith. When you see someone with a

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Speaker 9: mullet hair.

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Speaker 7: Start yeah, and how do you figure it out?

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Speaker 9: You know what my mom told me when I was

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Speaker 9: told her that I saw someone look like a stun

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Speaker 9: mullet because I saw the mullet hairstyle.

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Speaker 6: The confusion for a millennial, though right for millennials you

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Speaker 4: What was your son? What is your son? Only just realized.

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Speaker 5: He's just realized that the character in the book that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet you just joining.

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Speaker 4: That's one of my folks. Step Hen can do that.

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Speaker 4: You know when when some when you use the word a,

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Speaker 6: He's been quite that have gone awol while while still

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Speaker 1: Yeah, especially at the Christmas party. Congratulations to Pete Clay

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Speaker 4: Maddie and Cremorn, What have you only just realized more than.

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Speaker 11: Guys that a bush turkey is actually called a brush turkey.

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Speaker 4: They're always hanging around the bush brush as well.

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Speaker 3: Oh, here we go, no silence.

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Speaker 4: Check the facts with Adam from Penrith and he was correct.

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Speaker 4: But you make your decisions.

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Speaker 3: I didn't really like the whole banana one rubbish. Do

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Speaker 1: I mean, you've got the double chin gin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to enjoy it more.

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Speaker 1: Stacey's not afraid of a drink stuff. I mean this

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Speaker 1: article here talks about women who date older men for money.

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Speaker 1: If you reveal what it's actually like. Some surprising confessions

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Speaker 1: here that go on to say, the one girl thirty

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Speaker 1: I think we both win.

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Speaker 7: One of my mates had a younger sister who lived

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Speaker 7: Everything was just well, this is the thing. She did

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing really wrong with it.

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Speaker 3: Is that everybody sort of into it.

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Speaker 1: He wins. It's a bit creepy because it's not love, mate.

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Speaker 3: It's they know that's your back, know that to each other.

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Speaker 1: They're in it with an understanding. Does he know that?

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Speaker 4: But you're paying someone just to be around you?

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Speaker 1: What about this? Is that a bit?

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Speaker 3: It is a little bit professional.

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Speaker 1: My sugardaddy pays for my son's private Christian education with okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably going to hell, she wrote. My sugar daddy

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Speaker 6: Well, it also depends there are a lot of sugar

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Speaker 1: They just want someone to talk to you, and they

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Speaker 6: We immediately when we hear the words sugar and daddy,

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Speaker 3: Well you think playboy mansion, don't you do?

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Speaker 1: Hugh Hefner thirteen, twenty fourteen. I mean, it's it's a

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Speaker 1: hail Mary, but we're hoping to get some calls on this.

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Speaker 1: If you're a sugar baby or you're a sugar daddy,

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Speaker 1: I want to know what the life is.

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Speaker 4: Actually, we've got a call here.

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Speaker 8: She does want to use the voice to code of.

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Speaker 6: The Sure, okay, Stephanie, fire it fire enough, Okay, Stephanie.

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Speaker 1: Are you there? I'm here, okay.

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Speaker 4: So are you a sugar baby? Stephanie?

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Speaker 5: I've retired from it that I was tired from it.

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Speaker 7: So it's like, was it like work or did you

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Speaker 5: It was probably work and I got it to it

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Speaker 6: Okay, So how do you how do you so? Where

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Speaker 5: I just went on to a site. I can't even

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Speaker 5: remember what it's called now.

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Speaker 1: Terrible, but it was a sugar Daddy website, was it? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? And I got on in. Wow, you just get bombarded,

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Speaker 5: Massively? And people that say, like, just earlier on you

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Speaker 1: So what would you do, steph Like, what did they

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Speaker 12: Well?

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Speaker 5: I tried to find someone who would give me that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you tell me what you would like in the relationship.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. So these are some of them. Will they pay

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Speaker 4: Heaven's okay.

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Speaker 5: Yes, And so I found someone that was paying me

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Speaker 1: Just to go, just to go to a restaurant and

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Speaker 4: Steph.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so bad is bad.

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Speaker 5: On top of that, I'll get other random things. So

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Speaker 5: No, No, I just say there's a few You're going

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Speaker 4: Yep. Now how old was he, Steff?

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Speaker 5: He was fifty six?

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Speaker 1: Fifty six?

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Speaker 4: Okay? How old were you at the time?

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Speaker 1: Looking? How old are you?

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Speaker 3: And ang on? You had no attraction to the guy whatsoever?

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Speaker 1: No, did you end up kissing him at all? Steph? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay did.

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Speaker 5: You pretty uncle?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: No, once you got that ahead, the game's over.

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 4: What else?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just did that. I just felt uncomfortable continuing

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Speaker 1: Okay, would you do it?

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Speaker 5: No? I just I already have a lot of guilt

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Speaker 5: there like some other girls trying to get you branded

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Speaker 5: like handbags and handbags. I was just trying to fill

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Speaker 1: Was there a step Was.

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Speaker 6: There a level of when you're with some of these

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Speaker 6: This is quite sad that you need to pay me

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it was?

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Speaker 1: It is it?

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Speaker 4: I find it really awkward.

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Speaker 3: To know that some people are so lonely.

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Speaker 1: That's a thing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, but you know, like to pay someone.

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Speaker 6: You're basically saying, I will give you money to come

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Speaker 1: Dinner with them lonely you're interested in really lonely? I know.

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Speaker 1: But Steph was he good at conversation? Like was it

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was great conversation an intelligence man.

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Speaker 5: I don't think that he told me that he didn't,

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Speaker 5: and I believe him that.

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Speaker 12: You know, I'm not.

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Speaker 6: You for you where you're ordering like wagu the best,

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Speaker 5: One time I ordered a jug of a copw and

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Speaker 4: Jug of illusion.

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Speaker 1: Can I get an expresso martini by the latter place?

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Speaker 1: Four hundred dollars? Tommy, you're still paying a five hundred interesting?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for share. It's already done that, Wade, No, I

451
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Speaker 1: was jumping on the back step. Awesome, Thank you for sharing.

452
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Speaker 1: Let us know any other people are out there listening

453
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Speaker 1: right now that have a story like Steph, WI can

454
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Speaker 1: change your voice. Would love to get you on the shows.

455
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Speaker 6: Waking up in a stranger's house before if you've done

456
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Speaker 6: at thirteen twenty fourteen, we know we've had a few

457
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Speaker 6: drinks before.

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Speaker 1: You may be at a house party. You go outside

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Speaker 1: and somebody.

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Speaker 6: Or go for a kissy poo Sarah. Then you come

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Speaker 6: back and is this the house?

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Speaker 3: Swere?

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Speaker 6: I might have a bit of a kip and then

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Speaker 6: I'll go back to the party and you realize that

465
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Speaker 6: you've woken up in the in the wrong house. It's

466
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Speaker 6: happened in the UK over all, right, this is quite funny.

467
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Speaker 6: Woman walks out into her backyard. They've got a little

468
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Speaker 6: granny flat in the backyard and she's had to go

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Speaker 6: get her husband and say that there's a man sleeping

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Speaker 6: in our granny flat.

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Speaker 4: She's gone to confront him.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, do you know you're in someone's house?

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, you're in our house.

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Speaker 6: Also, because you know, when you know, sometimes when you've

475
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Speaker 6: had a big night and you have you can have.

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Speaker 4: The deepest of deepest.

477
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Speaker 3: Slopes passing out.

478
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Speaker 4: It is just the best when you have those slopes.

479
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Speaker 1: Remember that story of them that made of mine. Nick

480
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Speaker 1: Kingsley was his name, and he went to storm trooper. Yeah,

481
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Speaker 1: Stormtrooper went to a themed party, themed Christmas party. Not

482
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Speaker 1: only did he make up with a girl in the

483
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Speaker 1: lift in front of his boss. That was a bad start.

484
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Speaker 1: Then when he got home, he couldn't find the keys,

485
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Speaker 1: but he looked across the road and saw a front

486
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Speaker 1: door open, so he just wandered in there. And he

487
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Speaker 1: had the storm Trooper outfit down to sort of his

488
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Speaker 1: waist so it just bare chested. And he woke up

489
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Speaker 1: to these two girls screaming at him that lived in

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Speaker 1: the house. They took his phone, they said, get off

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Speaker 1: our couch. She sat up, he'd weed everywhere, The phone

492
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Speaker 1: had rung a hundred times because he was meant to

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Speaker 1: be in a meeting. Then she, the girl who had

494
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Speaker 1: the house because she kicked him out, had to meet him,

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Speaker 1: and he had to exchange a whole lot of money

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Speaker 1: to get dry cleaning done for the couch. He wasn't

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Speaker 1: going to get his phone.

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Speaker 4: Backs fair enough.

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Speaker 1: Did they hook up, Yeah, they hooked it. No, they

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Speaker 1: didn't hook up. She was disgusted by a bloken weed

501
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Speaker 1: all over the couch.

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Speaker 6: Stranger things having in scott This this is a funny

503
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Speaker 6: one in Scotland because the guy went to a party

504
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Speaker 6: and he remembered there was green lasers. It was like

505
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Speaker 6: a rave party in someone's house. He's gone out to

506
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Speaker 6: have a drry, he said. I was quite intoxicated. I

507
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Speaker 6: came back in and there was these green lights and

508
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Speaker 6: I thought, oh, this must be the place.

509
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Speaker 1: And he went to have a quick kip.

510
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Speaker 6: But there was green lights in the next door neighbor's

511
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Speaker 6: house and he's falling asleep in there. But he said

512
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Speaker 6: he woke up and they were the loveliest couple you

513
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Speaker 6: ever listened to him here she offered me a cup

514
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Speaker 6: of tea in a bag.

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Speaker 4: Listened to this.

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Speaker 12: A cofer, this sleep couple of for she did to

517
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Speaker 12: get back in the hush next door. Thank god that

518
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Speaker 12: probously Glasgow. So she's like, are you're welcome? And copy

519
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Speaker 12: you funk was next door.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad you set it up because I didn't.

521
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Speaker 6: I just texted my wife because she eluded me last

522
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Speaker 6: night as I was looking at this.

523
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Speaker 4: Story on the computer.

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Speaker 1: What did you do that?

525
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Speaker 6: I When I first started seeing bj we house sit

526
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Speaker 6: one of her friend's house who was a flight attendant

527
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Speaker 6: at the time as well, and she was away and

528
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Speaker 6: we went and saw the hilltop hoods up in Brisbane.

529
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Speaker 6: We came back and we were quite intoxicated. We went

530
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Speaker 6: to sleep in in one of the beds of the

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Speaker 6: spare bedroom. I got up during the night to go

532
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Speaker 6: to the toilet. Sarah and I've gone into clans and

533
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Speaker 6: she had all these toys, these plush tour.

534
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Speaker 4: All right, okay, and b J didn't know where I was.

535
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Speaker 6: She woke up in the middle of the night and

536
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Speaker 6: she thought I'd left that out and done a runner from.

537
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Speaker 4: She got into bed, so she was looking through the house.

538
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Speaker 1: She thought I'd taken Claire's car.

539
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 4: She was looking everywhere Flaire's room.

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Speaker 6: Who is this guy snuggled up to all these horse

541
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Speaker 6: plush toys? Had no idea I was sleeping in her

542
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Speaker 6: friend's bed.

543
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Speaker 3: I believe she married you.

544
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Speaker 1: You wouldn't believe it. Guys have made out with twenty

545
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Speaker 1: plush toys last night. It was amazing. It was awesome.

546
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Speaker 1: Were we really doing recap of the week? I thought

547
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Speaker 1: we'd pull the pin on this. Some team members have

548
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: found it far too aggressive to pick up on all

549
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: the bad pits pits of the show, bad pits, stink

550
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Speaker 1: pins next week, all the stinky pin.

551
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Speaker 4: It's the repit of the.

552
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Speaker 2: Week ever since Whipper mentioned the most heinous act of

553
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Speaker 2: revenge she's done against an ex take.

554
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Speaker 1: The door off the the dryer.

555
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Speaker 6: You know how annoying were that.

556
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Speaker 4: That wasn't going to be hard.

557
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Speaker 1: To be.

558
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Speaker 2: Think it could be topped until Sarah said.

559
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Speaker 3: This, call this boy's house and then you'd hang up,

560
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 3: really and then Mum would answer and hang.

561
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Speaker 1: Up the phone.

562
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Speaker 3: Could you put Andrew on the phone.

563
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: Then you hang it up?

564
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Speaker 2: Sarah, You're an absolute monster. So it's not often that

565
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Speaker 2: I get specifically asked on air to include something in

566
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Speaker 2: the recap.

567
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Speaker 4: If you are listening recap for the week.

568
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Speaker 2: Especially when it's a joke that's this basic.

569
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Speaker 4: You know, they're all of that. What's three strikes and

570
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Speaker 4: you're out?

571
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Speaker 1: How bad you were in it today? Mate, gold triples, Yeah,

572
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,640
Speaker 1: we got it really good gear. Hang on a minute.

573
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,719
Speaker 2: Surprisingly, he didn't ask me to put this gag in.

574
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 4: What is uraka and your martial art? What is that

575
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 4: sort of tone?

576
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Speaker 2: Darms?

577
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Speaker 1: As with the mate, guys got your own security. A

578
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: multi purpose guy been to the CEO here and declared

579
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Speaker 1: that there was a weapon in the building, a weapon

580
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Speaker 1: of mass degas station.

581
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Speaker 2: Now that deserves.

582
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: I'm just being a fat peak.

583
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 2: Last week on the show, we did an entire segment

584
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 2: dedicated to people accidentally dropping a sea bomb on air Urgeon's.

585
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 8: Targeting key corporate roots hoping to win over excuse me,

586
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 8: Quanta's customers.

587
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 2: Nobody seemed to notice this week when Fitzy did that

588
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 2: exact thing.

589
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 4: There was a video that a lot.

590
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 6: Of other countries around Europe blew up about.

591
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 2: And when I say, Noah noticed, Matt de Gruz noticed

592
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 2: and messaged me directly afterwards. Yes, thanks for the tip

593
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 2: off to group, although I noticed you didn't tip me

594
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 2: off about this blunder. Later in the day, win.

595
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 4: Win free hair for a year, simply spread.

596
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 2: Look it's a bird, it's a plane. Now it's three

597
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 2: seconds of dead air to groot.

598
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: Am I on, I am on. I'm so sorry, Get

599
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: on with your job.

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00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 2: It's dream works. Now. We don't really promote conspiracy theories

601
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 2: on our show much.

602
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 4: Okay, this is going to blow you on, But this.

603
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 2: Week Fitzy came up with a theory that dogs used

604
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Speaker 2: to walk around like humans.

605
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 6: Dogs actually may have started on their legs are walking

606
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 6: the street.

607
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 2: Look, we don't claim to be an educational show, So

608
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 2: you're suggesting in reverse that humans could end up walking

609
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 2: on their hands. Let this break alone lowered a lot

610
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: of people's like ces.

611
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 1: We came from dogs, is what they say.

612
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 3: Rely, dogs are one of us and we can drive cars.

613
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: But if you think that's stupid, wait till you hear this.

614
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Kreston.

615
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 4: Is her name Chresten.

616
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 3: Creston, Chris, Why don't you show it to me? Turn

617
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 3: it around, Just show it to me, Just turn the

618
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Speaker 3: paper around.

619
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Speaker 1: The out upset Christy, No, what is Sarah?

620
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 7: Her name's Jane Christen.

621
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 2: See, I told you it was stupid.

622
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Speaker 1: Ignore that.

623
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Speaker 2: You know. We've been overdue for a stitch up on

624
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 2: the show recently, and the Friends reunion of Binge seemed

625
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 2: like too good of an opportunity to pass up.

626
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 6: Do you guys want to recreate the intro to the

627
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 6: Friends show.

628
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: Couldn't believe that we would have a chance to sit

629
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Speaker 1: on the actual.

630
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Speaker 2: Pouch, so we made Whipper think that he broke the

631
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 2: original Friend's couch.

632
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 3: Running and jump off.

633
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

634
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 6: Your buddy told me you had a bat who was

635
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 6: overways off.

636
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 2: But what you didn't here is that when Whipper first

637
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Speaker 2: walked into the room. We had to make sure he

638
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Speaker 2: didn't go near the couch and realize it was already broken.

639
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt the couch.

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00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: Thankfully, Oh subtle Fitzy was there to make sure he didn't.

641
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Speaker 1: Don't have a test run.

642
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 2: No, so subtle, just do it, just.

643
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Speaker 1: Runs in, Just do it.

644
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 2: And guy also Whip as a famously bad back, and

645
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 2: Fitzy was very clearly concerned about him hurting it. Does

646
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 2: he land on it?

647
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 6: Up on your back, jump a big land on your

648
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Speaker 6: back to have a.

649
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: Have ack.

650
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: Well it's not often that I say this, but home

651
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Speaker 2: Time this week was an absolute corker, although it wasn't

652
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Speaker 2: the hardest one to guess.

653
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Speaker 8: Who rang his wife and started his conversation with her

654
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 8: by saying hey, sweet bosoms and we.

655
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Speaker 2: Could all hear the joke coming a mile away. But man,

656
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 2: it was still funny later.

657
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Speaker 1: Disappointing.

658
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 2: So you guys might have heard that Whipp has been

659
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Speaker 2: on a TV show recently.

660
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Speaker 1: We're gonna be counting down the best of the best

661
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Speaker 1: wedding to.

662
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Speaker 2: No, not that one.

663
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Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to.

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Speaker 2: On the cast with Whipper, not that one either. What

665
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Speaker 2: is a peaca he's never going back on that one

666
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 2: celebrity a princess. That's the one.

667
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Speaker 1: Porkman we needed two point one killers.

668
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been doing surprisingly well. Been our favorite moment

669
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Speaker 2: so far was this. Yep, we've seen pretty chuffed with

670
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 2: the spontaneous chant that broke out on the show. But

671
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 2: don't feel too special, mate, because chance are a diamond

672
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 2: doesn't on this show. I mean even Tom got one.

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Speaker 1: Fantastic thanks guy.

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00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 2: Well, you might remember the chant that we did every

675
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Speaker 2: time that you failed at getting a hot Wheels world

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Speaker 2: record test. Good, but nothing will top this one. Please

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Speaker 2: be upstanding for the best chance in existence.

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Speaker 6: He oh ah and honey, honey honey.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, that whole bit was just so I could play

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Speaker 2: the horny megamix again. And here it is, hor.

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Speaker 4: The young boy from Brisbane.

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Speaker 1: How good is it?

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Speaker 11: What's your name?

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Speaker 4: How do we spell ithe?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Hone?

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Speaker 6: Oh honey, I want to horn.

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Speaker 12: Honey?

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Speaker 2: Well that's it from I'll see you guys next week?

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Speaker 2: Or is the kwe he's like to say? The fits

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Speaker 2: in with the show is a Nova podcast. For more

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Speaker 2: great comedy shows like this, head to Nova podcast dot

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Speaker 2: com dot are you