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Speaker 3: One hundred, Well, good morning everybody, welcomeing.
Speaker 2: On Wednesday morning, Melbourne. How are we all? Morning boy?
Speaker 3: We are good morning, morning morning. Was it a party
Speaker 3: viar butt your place last night? The birthday?
Speaker 2: It was a big birthday for my Paul. Yes, we
Speaker 2: have a lovely day. We had an all long lunch yep.
Speaker 2: And then he went to bed and I stayed up
Speaker 2: and who.
Speaker 3: Well, well she had some surprise guests.
Speaker 2: Yes, had surprise guests. His sister flewent as a surprise
Speaker 2: rather fluent as a surprise.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 2: And he wasn't feeling one hundred percent and he thought
Speaker 2: it was just lunch with me, and he said maybe
Speaker 2: we should take a rain check on lunch. And I
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, maybe you should get it
Speaker 2: together because we've got a day of surprises.
Speaker 3: So so this isn't about you. This is about the
Speaker 3: work I've done for you.
Speaker 2: Yes, was he chuffed? He was he was overwhelmed with emotion.
Speaker 2: His brother walked to him and he gave him a
Speaker 2: big Hugy's brother got there early and he says, oh,
Speaker 2: where's Catherine. His sister was like, oh, hi, and then
Speaker 2: Catherine came later. Okay, so it was really special. It
Speaker 2: was it was lovely. He's such a He went to
Speaker 2: bed and I partied on Jesus. One of us had
Speaker 2: to represent it's the opposite, because that's always the opposite.
Speaker 3: What time do you wrapper?
Speaker 2: Like eleven? Which is like a secret Darry at the back,
Speaker 2: I didn't know. I didn't. Fall's favorite party trick, yeah,
Speaker 2: is to think that I don't know when he's had
Speaker 2: too many red wines and thinks having a cigarette is
Speaker 2: a good idea.
Speaker 3: But there you are watching. We watched the cameras.
Speaker 4: We watch the camera.
Speaker 2: We always know and I always but bust Clint out
Speaker 2: there having a naughty little Benson and hedges the vogues.
Speaker 2: What are the skinny ones? You'd have a vouge out
Speaker 2: a bat treat varpet. I have a vogue.
Speaker 3: I love checking the checking the cameras on the way
Speaker 3: home to see if the.
Speaker 2: Whaff is home, so you know if you're walking in
Speaker 2: and if.
Speaker 3: The car's not in the driveway, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's nothing better.
Speaker 3: How are you pretty good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now what were you doing yesterday?
Speaker 5: I was working at the Eagle Empire.
Speaker 4: Any big news story happening, Yeah, lots of little bits happening.
Speaker 2: Bail reform, Yeah, they're coming in in like the year
Speaker 2: twenty thirty.
Speaker 4: Five, second tranch. They're calling it the second round of
Speaker 4: bail reform.
Speaker 2: But they're not happening now. They're just not right now.
Speaker 4: No, no useful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and different crimes come with different rules.
Speaker 4: It a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to dive into a little bit later on.
Speaker 3: We chatted about YouTube at the start of the week
Speaker 3: potentially being banned under the whole sixteen.
Speaker 4: We flagged it, didn't we We did, And it's happening.
Speaker 3: It's happening. Six YouTube is part of the whole social
Speaker 3: media band for people under sixteen. I think it's a
Speaker 3: great idea.
Speaker 4: Jeez, wait to see these American IT giants come at
Speaker 4: us though.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because Google kids under sixteen can't have their
Speaker 2: own account.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and YouTube kids will be allowed. They're allowing
Speaker 3: YouTube kids, which is fair enough. That's got all your
Speaker 3: buddy oh.
Speaker 2: Hey, miss Rachel, what are you doing. No, I'm in
Speaker 2: the knee deep miss Rachel with.
Speaker 3: My Now I'm fucking rich in.
Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, Miss Rachel's teaching your kids things.
Speaker 4: Miss Rachel must be just swimming in money.
Speaker 2: Sco loaded well jogles on YouTube the other day. There's
Speaker 2: about fourteen of them. Now, oh yeah, there's multiple in
Speaker 2: the same color. And hang on, that wasn't the yellow girl, Lauren.
Speaker 4: We've got a new wiggle.
Speaker 6: What color?
Speaker 7: I'll tell you man, I saw of Wisdom. Okay, and
Speaker 7: he's a hit. We'll get to the new wiggle a
Speaker 7: little bit later on. And don't even get me started
Speaker 7: on Blippy. Blippy's got a whole entourage travels.
Speaker 3: With Now Slippy, You're not in the Blippy world yet, No,
Speaker 3: it's coming, hey, Benson Boone. Oh, let's get into it.
Speaker 3: This is no over. Good Morning Melbourne. You're on the
Speaker 3: air with Jason, Lizz Hayes and Darren Hinch.
Speaker 2: We've been doing some Can I get some music when
Speaker 2: we get to know?
Speaker 3: Not right now.
Speaker 2: There is something people are talking about in Melbourne and
Speaker 2: tonight I have been investigating and we've got to the
Speaker 2: bottom of it.
Speaker 4: It's it's going to disappoint some people, but it's also
Speaker 4: going to excite others. Others and it has to do
Speaker 4: with don't say it one of the great celebrations in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: We we'll get to that in the next one.
Speaker 4: I can't underestimate the importance of this news and the
Speaker 4: investigation I squash.
Speaker 3: What I love right now is Brady, executive Producer's face, like,
Speaker 3: you know what, this sounds like something great that we
Speaker 3: could have been brought up in the pre show meeting.
Speaker 2: We just remember, we just remembered, we remember that, Remember.
Speaker 3: Brady, do you often wonder what the point of those
Speaker 3: meetings are?
Speaker 2: I want didn't pay attention in the meeting. I sit
Speaker 2: there and talk for fifteen minutes and no one mentioned anything. No,
Speaker 2: I actually said this morning, let's do the show with
Speaker 2: no plan today. Oh so like yesterday, and they're going
Speaker 2: to shut down something other radio stations have been saying, and.
Speaker 5: Or television stations.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, all right, we'll get to that.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 3: It's big, all right, we'll get to that in the
Speaker 3: next few months.
Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not joking.
Speaker 3: I'm not questioning it now.
Speaker 4: Something that threw me in this remind us.
Speaker 2: To do it, because I feel like we'll forget and
Speaker 2: we'll get to the end of the show and be like, oh.
Speaker 3: Trust me, I'll remind you.
Speaker 4: It's something that threw me in the morning meeting was
Speaker 4: talk about what day of the month it is?
Speaker 3: Thirty days that September and November.
Speaker 2: All the rest of thirty one except February all alone,
Speaker 2: and it's got twenty eight except except February.
Speaker 4: Guys, the rhyme, I don't know the rhyme, and don't
Speaker 4: start me on the knuckles scene.
Speaker 2: What's knuckles?
Speaker 4: Well, every month has another as a knuckle.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: Just the people go like January, February month.
Speaker 3: My point to the yes, no, no, no, go with me,
Speaker 3: thirty day Septemberber, Nomber, November.
Speaker 4: But I've never understood it.
Speaker 2: So how many days are there in August? Thirty No,
Speaker 2: thirty one, all the rest thirty one? Yes, February's silly, silly, right,
Speaker 2: it's not because that's you know how many days there
Speaker 2: are in them each month?
Speaker 4: Anyway? Am I alone here?
Speaker 3: No? No, it's like for boating. I always go, is
Speaker 3: there any more port left in the bottle?
Speaker 2: Is left?
Speaker 3: That's how I remember.
Speaker 2: But then I get confused because you're facing the front
Speaker 2: of the boat or the back.
Speaker 4: Is there any port left in the bottle?
Speaker 3: So you've got port?
Speaker 2: And yes, he's left.
Speaker 3: And if they go quick turn the port, I go,
Speaker 3: any more port left in the bottle?
Speaker 5: Left? It's because there are any left left?
Speaker 4: Ah, I get it.
Speaker 3: You're supposed to be the most qualified one here.
Speaker 2: There's another thing. There's another thing that people do where
Speaker 2: they put their hands up like this, like their thumb
Speaker 2: and forefinger. And it's when they're at a dinner table
Speaker 2: and one does a D and one does a B.
Speaker 2: And that means it's your drink side. So that's your
Speaker 2: wine side and your B is your bread plate. Oh
Speaker 2: but I think you have to flip it.
Speaker 3: Because at a wedding I always get confused. I'm like,
Speaker 3: excuse me, my.
Speaker 2: Watery waits the red plate on the right, the left,
Speaker 2: threads on the left.
Speaker 4: No, it's on it's on the right, isn't it.
Speaker 2: You do this and it says bread and drink. But
Speaker 2: I think you have to flip it.
Speaker 3: You have to flip it.
Speaker 2: Okay, breads on the left, breads on, so you flip
Speaker 2: it right, Okay, The beef bread drink. But it helped.
Speaker 2: They're helpful, massively helpful. What's that people who put their
Speaker 2: hands up when you got left and right if you
Speaker 2: don't know your left door right.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see him on the sport this
Speaker 3: weekend going it's going to be a big day in
Speaker 3: September at the g which has has September.
Speaker 4: Ah, so you start with September, yes it is.
Speaker 2: It's not in order.
Speaker 5: It's not in order.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it.
Speaker 4: Rhymes thirty days to September, April, June, November.
Speaker 3: All the rest have except February. No, no fit.
Speaker 2: February, which is all alone with twenty eight days, except
Speaker 2: in you where it's got twenty nine. But they need
Speaker 2: to add a rhyme to the last.
Speaker 4: It's just confused.
Speaker 3: Do you know this one to all beef patties?
Speaker 4: That's cheese pickle's onions. Here we get.
Speaker 3: All right, it's just going eleven past six.
Speaker 2: The investigation, Oh that Melbourne's been waiting for.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 2: I want some. It's huge music.
Speaker 3: I will get some sixty minutes or current Affair music
Speaker 3: Teas Investigation next. Good Morning, Melbourne. Twenty one past six.
Speaker 3: You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clint is
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Speaker 4: Melbourne whispers.
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Speaker 2: if you've got a Melbourne whisper something happening on the
Speaker 2: streets of Melbourne that we need to know about. Because
Speaker 2: last week there was some news around town. It made
Speaker 2: the news.
Speaker 4: Everyone went with it. Everyone every like everyone.
Speaker 3: Let me guess the story. Snoop Dogg Grand Final performance.
Speaker 2: It's not Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg shall not be performing
Speaker 2: at the Grand Finals.
Speaker 4: I have been told, so we can. Laura and I
Speaker 4: can category and this is this is serious stuff. This
Speaker 4: is Grand Final entertainment. Laura and I can categorically tell
Speaker 4: you all Snoop Dogg is not coming to Australia perform.
Speaker 5: At the AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Who is We have theories, we have no, don't, don't
Speaker 4: score chat is because everyone's going with Snoop Dogg is coming.
Speaker 4: We can we can tell you it's not Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 4: So that's the first part of the big story. Here
Speaker 4: we go.
Speaker 2: Now we's an artist.
Speaker 4: We understand it's it's an artist, not a band, an artist,
Speaker 4: a solo artist and American.
Speaker 2: With lots of tattoos.
Speaker 3: Who is it?
Speaker 4: There's a big gap in post Malones to a schedule.
Speaker 4: Now post Malone is during Lisbon in Portugal on September fourteen.
Speaker 4: He then has a four week gap. October eleven is
Speaker 4: the next time he's performing in Salt Lake City in
Speaker 4: the United States.
Speaker 2: Semi confident.
Speaker 4: Rising, but let's not scorch the first part of this
Speaker 4: because everyone is adamant at Snoop. It's not Snoopsnop. We
Speaker 4: can tell you categorically not Snoop.
Speaker 2: I hope it's not es.
Speaker 3: So you're saying post.
Speaker 4: Line Grand Final, Okay, so you're.
Speaker 2: Anyone else heard.
Speaker 4: That about that?
Speaker 3: You're one hundred percent confident that it is not Snoop Snap,
Speaker 3: But you're no.
Speaker 2: We're about ninety five percent confident? Is that too highly?
Speaker 2: Can maybe seventy five confident?
Speaker 4: It's not it's not Snowpop.
Speaker 3: Right, it's not Snoop, he's seventy five percent, it's postal line.
Speaker 2: And if that's not the best breaking news you've heard
Speaker 2: with seventy I don't know what is Snoop.
Speaker 3: I always did think Snoop Dogg was a weird choice Snop,
Speaker 3: like I can imagine Snoop coming out with someone.
Speaker 4: Well, the AFL interestingly has always said Snoop is on
Speaker 4: our radar, right, and that's that's definitely that's far from
Speaker 4: category all right. Even whenever it's announced in two three
Speaker 4: weeks time, whenever it is, we will either go you
Speaker 4: heard it first? You did?
Speaker 2: You heard it with seventy confidence.
Speaker 4: We won't cover the.
Speaker 2: Story it's post malone, guys.
Speaker 3: You first dog at the.
Speaker 2: AFL Grand Fire, every chance Snoop dog And if it's
Speaker 2: not post malone, Clint, what will you.
Speaker 3: Do when do we find out? Officially?
Speaker 2: What would you do?
Speaker 4: I will I will resign from entertainment stories.
Speaker 3: Question, did you run with this on the on the
Speaker 3: news last night?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: But it will be on the newsnight definitely not seventy
Speaker 2: five percent.
Speaker 4: Laura and I start, we got word yesterday, right, but
Speaker 4: the news was on last night.
Speaker 3: Did you run with it last night?
Speaker 4: Didn't know we.
Speaker 2: Held it today? Yeah, yeah, we're breaking the story. The
Speaker 2: post Malone will be performing at the AHL.
Speaker 4: How do people feel about that?
Speaker 3: I think that's a better triet MALONEA. Yeah, he'd be amazing.
Speaker 4: I just don't you remember.
Speaker 2: Once he was when he was here on tour and
Speaker 2: he's private his plane broke down or something. He's private
Speaker 2: jet with his family and he just booked a jet
Speaker 2: stuff flight and sat down the back with the kids
Speaker 2: and the family Gold Coast Airport. He got papped sitting
Speaker 2: out the fat.
Speaker 3: I think he wouldn't stand out. It was his grilling
Speaker 3: mixed in row thirty nine B perfectly kids.
Speaker 4: And if it is post Malone, mister Malone, apparently we
Speaker 4: broke it here first, So come and speak to us
Speaker 4: and hang with.
Speaker 3: Us apparently disguise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in the music world lovely.
Speaker 3: So there you go. Seventy chances coming for the footy. Well,
Speaker 3: good morning Melbourne. A lot of movie gloss around at
Speaker 3: the moment, a lot of sequels getting the green.
Speaker 2: Light, apparently in town next week. Sequel season, Jamie Lee
Speaker 2: Curtis and lindsay.
Speaker 4: What were they in freaking out Friday?
Speaker 2: Here Friday is a freaking and they're doing to change
Speaker 2: their bodies.
Speaker 3: They're doing a coyote ugly too. Yeah, they'll have to
Speaker 3: help that cast.
Speaker 2: It's a different They're.
Speaker 3: Not going to be able to get down from the bar.
Speaker 2: Did you hear Jamie Lee Curtis blowing up about women
Speaker 2: getting plastic surgery? Just I think yesterday she said we
Speaker 2: have the generation of disfigured women. She just she had
Speaker 2: these big rubber fake lips on to make a point.
Speaker 2: Really no, no, she's like she's done a big interview
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: Pamela Anderson actually had all hers removed and no makeup,
Speaker 3: no makeup?
Speaker 2: Are you she's with a big fake lips, no makeup.
Speaker 5: He's in town.
Speaker 3: She was on the red carpet of Naked Gun with
Speaker 3: Liam Neeson passion on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just found out there a couple.
Speaker 3: I didn't know they're a couple.
Speaker 2: He has madly in love with her.
Speaker 3: Really they are making on on the carpet.
Speaker 2: You know what old love not old love? New love,
Speaker 2: like older older people, is just divide. You can fall
Speaker 2: in love at any age. You can indeed too old
Speaker 2: for that, never too old to fall in love.
Speaker 3: Honestly, they're not sleeping at the nursing home. I'll give
Speaker 3: you a hot tip.
Speaker 5: What do they do?
Speaker 2: They might not be in love either, living.
Speaker 3: Running in and out of each other. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of action that happens.
Speaker 2: In talk about nursing homes like that.
Speaker 4: It's what. Let let them be exactly live, live, let
Speaker 4: them be, Let them.
Speaker 3: Be grabby pills and then go and see, you know,
Speaker 3: Cheryl their hand and they're handing out all the tablets
Speaker 3: here too, what sort of tablets? Imagine you'd be the viagra.
Speaker 4: You reckon with the heartmets and you gotta be careful,
Speaker 4: don't dishing.
Speaker 3: Remember when we went to Bali and the guy outside
Speaker 3: the circle k was offering vallium to everyone.
Speaker 4: I was telling you about of the show to Bali, they're.
Speaker 3: Offering everyone valium. And then I came along and the
Speaker 3: guys like, you want to you want a little bloo pop,
Speaker 3: little blue pip.
Speaker 2: A little blue pill.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, mate, you hey, guys, how would
Speaker 3: you like a little winter.
Speaker 2: Stay k I would love a winter steak.
Speaker 3: Old stays sheik eats and a rooftop bar that knows
Speaker 3: how to party. I'm talking about QT.
Speaker 2: Melbourne, the great rooftop and.
Speaker 3: You can check in a QT Melbourne and check out
Speaker 3: of ordinary if you would like a little staycation at
Speaker 3: QT plus. We're going to check your tickets to our
Speaker 3: next Nova's Skyline sessions.
Speaker 2: Oh what you get accommodation and you go to the
Speaker 2: sky line.
Speaker 3: Ye. Chris Lanson is next performer. He is going to
Speaker 3: be taking to the QT roofed Chrissie Boy, Chrissy Ball.
Speaker 2: We're going to get invited to this one, yes, because
Speaker 2: there was one the other night that we didn't get invited.
Speaker 3: Lauren is m saying you can be there. Thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four ten is our number.
Speaker 2: Well, my amc Yeah you're in.
Speaker 4: Well if you want the free comm we'll be cheering
Speaker 4: from the sidelines.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, thirteen twenty four ten to score a little
Speaker 3: stay k on us. This is Lewis Capaldi. Now, Lewis
Speaker 3: Capaldi going to be here soon.
Speaker 2: I know Dember to see it, right, I think I
Speaker 2: think that's quite quick.
Speaker 3: It's December, isn't Brady Lewis Capaldi?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love him, never seen him. Life slow.
Speaker 3: He will be incredible.
Speaker 4: My mum called me the other day. She's like, will
Speaker 4: you get tickets to Lewis Capaldi? I want to go?
Speaker 5: Shall we all go together?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we must, we must go get it.
Speaker 2: Marm Well, my mum said to me yesterday, I've got
Speaker 2: white tickets for Ricky Martin and Rita or got them
Speaker 2: secure it.
Speaker 4: Oh how good.
Speaker 2: She's just ready to shee Bangs. I think, well that
Speaker 2: your mum danced to shoe Bangs. That's a great song.
Speaker 2: It's a banger.
Speaker 3: It is a banger, and so mum, hey, it's not
Speaker 3: just Littis Capaldie. It's coming to town Tomorrowland the music festival.
Speaker 3: You would have seen this in news feeds over the
Speaker 3: last week or so. It's the stage burnt down.
Speaker 2: Spent two years building that stage and it burnt down
Speaker 2: like three days before the festival.
Speaker 3: But did you see all the so.
Speaker 2: Then they built a small just like a basics.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they turned it around in like two days.
Speaker 2: Everyone that was there said it was actually better better, Really,
Speaker 2: it went back to basics. And I saw someone saying,
Speaker 2: instead of people being on their phones filming the incredible
Speaker 2: stage and posting it, it was just all about the
Speaker 2: music and everyone was dancing and it was less showy,
Speaker 2: but the DJs were just phenomenal. Fisher, Paul Fisher played
Speaker 2: it Tomorrowland and it looked air py well. It was
Speaker 2: one of his best sets of all time.
Speaker 3: It moved over Belgium. Apparently it's come our way.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's coming to Austraight is it coming to Melbourne
Speaker 2: or Sydney?
Speaker 3: Melo been According to the top, there were rumors floating
Speaker 3: around over the weekend that tomorrow the Music Festival is
Speaker 3: headed our way.
Speaker 4: To be better in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It'd be way better.
Speaker 3: Question question you are music festival?
Speaker 4: I was?
Speaker 2: I used to go to summer days.
Speaker 4: It's exhausting and I used.
Speaker 2: To go to one. Other ones were there out that
Speaker 2: was to Bandy.
Speaker 3: Lived there, Livid was in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: The light show that's visit is a good one.
Speaker 4: Stereo shredding for stereotereo shreds, hysteria single tops.
Speaker 2: Remember I wore denim cutoffs. I think olive green baggy
Speaker 2: singlet top with like a hot pink braar under it.
Speaker 4: Once. Wow, Splendor.
Speaker 2: I never did splendor and I never did. That's a
Speaker 2: cool one, though, what's the what's is it?
Speaker 4: Lane?
Speaker 2: Way.
Speaker 4: Yes, I've done that one. And there's one in the
Speaker 4: in the country and everyone gets really dusty and feral
Speaker 4: and the worth music and roots.
Speaker 2: Pitch pitch. You never done that. I've never camped at
Speaker 2: the music festival. I've done the one days. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've done Coachella. I didn't camp. That was cool.
Speaker 3: I'd like to do Glastonbury.
Speaker 4: That looked done one day.
Speaker 2: I'd love to do Glastonbery and stage Coach is the
Speaker 2: one everyone's raving about these days.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine us at a festival? You in your country?
Speaker 4: You old me and and you? What are you were?
Speaker 2: Hill?
Speaker 4: Who are these three flogs? No?
Speaker 2: We dressed for the occasion. I'm a chameleon. I can
Speaker 2: dress to look like I'm going to a festival and
Speaker 2: look young and cool.
Speaker 3: Big day out. Try on the GC to see Blink one.
Speaker 2: Did you have your born went to big day out?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did. Yeah, it looked like I was in the band.
Speaker 2: My brother laughed a big day out.
Speaker 3: Get on stage, mate.
Speaker 5: You're late.
Speaker 2: I went to Fishes Festival out to lunch in the
Speaker 2: Gold Coast this year.
Speaker 3: That's right, you were young.
Speaker 2: I'm young day I'm believing I'd red books in a cup,
Speaker 2: a paper cup.
Speaker 3: And then what you went and slept in your little
Speaker 3: swag to go. Day two at the festival, sat in.
Speaker 2: A lovely apartment at the Langham. I did I actually,
Speaker 2: before I went out to lunch festival, I was at
Speaker 2: the Langham and Paul book into the day spot.
Speaker 3: I had a massage, which is what you always do
Speaker 3: after a big day.
Speaker 2: And I was so thin, and the lady was like
Speaker 2: banging her gongs over my head after the mass and
Speaker 2: she was like, may the rest of your day be
Speaker 2: peaceful and calm. And I was like, oh, Sis, You've
Speaker 2: got no idea what I'm in for after this.
Speaker 3: I've pretty much got our own basketball team amongst our family,
Speaker 3: because we've got three boys.
Speaker 4: Three young boys, and the cousins.
Speaker 5: Now, yeah, the.
Speaker 2: Cousins, many cousins are there.
Speaker 3: There's four boys there, another boy in Sydney, another one
Speaker 3: in Bristoe. You we've got our own sort of mini
Speaker 3: basketball team. Anyway, sister, so my sister in law, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they just had another.
Speaker 2: I know, that's so exciting. Congratulations. New babies are so
Speaker 2: lucky babies. Nico Nico.
Speaker 3: We changed the name, well they changed it. Remember one
Speaker 3: name They went with one name and then changed it
Speaker 3: for how long?
Speaker 2: One day they just looked at it him and said, actually,
Speaker 2: you don't look like Roosevelt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've changed had his middle name before?
Speaker 2: What was his original name?
Speaker 5: He doesn't know, doesn't It doesn't matter in the past.
Speaker 2: The only thing you get from looking back is a sawnick.
Speaker 3: That's right, Laurence. So let's look to the future.
Speaker 2: But you should remember what the baby was named.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I went round to see him, had a
Speaker 3: whole Nico.
Speaker 2: What'd you take as a gift?
Speaker 3: Lou prepared the gift?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 3: Just baby clothes? And I'll tell you where they make
Speaker 3: a fortune.
Speaker 4: Baby clothes, stuff for the baby, baby things.
Speaker 5: What's a child's name before his nick?
Speaker 4: You know, it doesn't matter?
Speaker 2: So invested in this and they changed it to Nico.
Speaker 3: I'm dealing with three of my own.
Speaker 2: Would you buy them for their birthday? Isn't lose birthday?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Do I need to buy her?
Speaker 3: No, but we will have a chattle for you. Whoever
Speaker 3: invented these rubber giraffes that have you seen those?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They're called Simon, not Simon, the draft one of those.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me we're playing this, Jerry.
Speaker 3: No, whoever invented them is a billionaire, because every single
Speaker 3: person gets new parents one of.
Speaker 2: The yes, they just kids gum on them, they chew
Speaker 2: on them. Yeah, there's like rings. The government they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're teev The issue with them is that people have
Speaker 2: been cutting them open and they're full of mold because
Speaker 2: the babies are yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: You have to keep buying.
Speaker 2: You have to find they're called No, it's not Jeffrey
Speaker 2: the drift. Please don't tell me. I really want to
Speaker 2: get Can you tell me what it starts?
Speaker 3: Can you do a google Judge Bose? It's so important,
Speaker 3: So anyway.
Speaker 2: It's going to drive me crazy, but I want to
Speaker 2: pick it.
Speaker 3: I've gone around to see people will.
Speaker 2: Be driving screaming at their radios, going they're called Harold.
Speaker 4: Pretty sure, I'm pretty sure Harold.
Speaker 2: It's not Harold.
Speaker 4: What does it start with?
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 2: No, No, they're just not listening. What are you doing
Speaker 2: out there? Believe it's called Sophie.
Speaker 3: No, it's not so, it's not so, it's.
Speaker 2: Not so thirteen twenty four ten. What's the giraffe called.
Speaker 3: The teething gera? So anyway, when I looked when I
Speaker 3: looked at the baby.
Speaker 2: Our producers are ight, they're paying mind sweep or something.
Speaker 2: But Solitaire, what a game? So I think it is Sophie.
Speaker 5: It's Sophie.
Speaker 3: The baby's dad. Hanger we'll get to the name of
Speaker 3: a second. The baby's dad.
Speaker 2: Yes, hang on, Rebecca's online.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, Gras. Look at the calls people have Rebecca.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, the phones have Rebecca. Hello, what's the
Speaker 2: giraffe call? We're good it is So, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's Sophie.
Speaker 4: I don't doubt Rebecca.
Speaker 8: Promise it. You know what, because in our house and.
Speaker 4: Can you just quickly, just just for validation, Erica in.
Speaker 4: We're getting Erica and Narry Warren Ica giraffe that.
Speaker 2: All the babies have.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Hi guys.
Speaker 3: What's it called?
Speaker 2: It is called Sophie. It is Sophie. Yes, the phone Rebecca, Rebecca,
Speaker 2: Harold or.
Speaker 3: Sophie, Sophie.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it's definitely Sophie. Look all the mums, Jesus, and
Speaker 2: we don't know your nephew's name, but I'm glad we
Speaker 2: know the name of the giraffe. Okay, so you brought
Speaker 2: me baby so.
Speaker 3: Gammy, I gave the baby the gummy and the clothes
Speaker 3: and all that, and then I was looking and I'm like, now,
Speaker 3: the dad, what's his name? He wasn't born in Australia, right.
Speaker 2: Dad's name Dom.
Speaker 3: And when I looked at the baby, he's got like
Speaker 3: a darker skin tone. I was like, oh, that's a
Speaker 3: nice cut, like good skin tone, beautiful looking baby, you know.
Speaker 3: And I looked at the dad and I'm like, he.
Speaker 2: Could call him by his names.
Speaker 3: I looked at him and I'm like, it's got your color,
Speaker 3: it baby, what for?
Speaker 2: The giraffe's got your color?
Speaker 5: And I was trying.
Speaker 3: I was trying to make him feel like, you know,
Speaker 3: you know, he's got and everything like that, and then
Speaker 3: he replied, going I thought the same, but the nurse
Speaker 3: told me that's jaundice.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, let's here yellow skin.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning, Melbourne. Just go on eight past seven.
Speaker 3: We're got a huge show coming up this morning. Later on,
Speaker 3: Harry McKay from The Blue is going to be joining us.
Speaker 3: Plus all we've got trips to the snow up for grabs.
Speaker 3: Your chance to head to Mount Buller. The skiing is
Speaker 3: sensational this season. All we have to do is sing
Speaker 3: for the snow. Yes, we have had some absolute crackers.
Speaker 9: Oh my Mount Buller. You know I want to go
Speaker 9: down we do the snow Matein's no good. Now I
Speaker 9: need some help Rolsi helping heat a tree. I ain't
Speaker 9: no signy bone or because I don't know how.
Speaker 3: You just got to change the words to a famous
Speaker 3: song and make it about snow.
Speaker 2: Yes, and now that was the winner earlier in the week,
Speaker 2: Jose off to Mount Buller and Nukobeto. So start working
Speaker 2: on it now and shortly you'll have your chance to
Speaker 2: sing for the snow. And you could be up in
Speaker 2: Mount Buller as well. Very Albert, what a place to stay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can ski.
Speaker 3: And ski out there. Big shout out to Rick the
Speaker 3: On coming up next. It was a very special day yesterday, Laurea.
Speaker 2: It was a special day in my household yesterday and
Speaker 2: there were tears.
Speaker 3: We're going to go there after. All American Rejects gives
Speaker 3: you hell. Good morning, Melbourne, what any Wednesday? This is
Speaker 3: an over one hundred All American Rejects gives you hell.
Speaker 3: Thirty past seven here on Novar and a big happy
Speaker 3: birthday to Lawrence fiance.
Speaker 2: And now put my poor, my gorgeous Paul. He's such
Speaker 2: a planner, so he plans everything for everyone, and so
Speaker 2: I wanted to do something special for his birthday yesterday.
Speaker 2: And so Paul is from Brisbane, and so I flew
Speaker 2: his well. His brother called me and said, hey, I'm
Speaker 2: going to wrangle some meetings in Melbourne he travels for work,
Speaker 2: and I'll come down to celebrate Paul's birthday. Will surprise
Speaker 2: him for breakfast. I was a great idea. And then
Speaker 2: I said, should see if his sister can come to
Speaker 2: celebrate also. So he surprised him with the family. There
Speaker 2: were tears, it was all like. It was very sweet.
Speaker 2: But prior to that, Paul had woken up not feeling
Speaker 2: one hundred percent and he was like, I'm just I
Speaker 2: don't feel great, run down, and he goes, do you
Speaker 2: want to take a rain Let's take a rain lunch
Speaker 2: to just hang out. And I was like, oh oh.
Speaker 2: I was like, how do I without spoiling a surprise?
Speaker 2: How do I say?
Speaker 5: You can't?
Speaker 2: You got it just tough enough.
Speaker 3: You say, I booked through open table. We'll lose the
Speaker 3: head to process.
Speaker 2: So he put himself together and we had just such
Speaker 2: a nice love because my family Paul's family don't get
Speaker 2: to spend a lot of time together because they're inm
Speaker 2: Brazy how many people I'm wearing Melbourne. We had eight
Speaker 2: at lunch, and then a couple of his mates came
Speaker 2: over last night as well. It was so nice, And
Speaker 2: it's times like that like where you like, I love
Speaker 2: celebrating birthdays in myne He loves doing it for other people,
Speaker 2: but he hates the attention. So he was just like,
Speaker 2: I just don't want a big deal made of it.
Speaker 2: I don't. But then when his family were there.
Speaker 4: Favorite people in one room.
Speaker 2: It was so nice.
Speaker 3: I Lauren and I have a tradition where we normally
Speaker 3: send each other the Messina Gelado mushroom case.
Speaker 2: About it yesterday and I said, maybe don't mushrooms are
Speaker 2: a bit on the nose these days, aren't they.
Speaker 3: Well, I said, what time you're going to be home?
Speaker 3: Obviously keeping up the tradition. I tried to send it
Speaker 3: the Messina mushroom cake and out of stock, couldn't get
Speaker 3: it in Victoria getting me, so I'm not going to
Speaker 3: have taken it off. I'm not sure they've taken the
Speaker 3: mushroom cake off. She said, she really has. You make
Speaker 3: one Wellington and you've ruined it for everyone.
Speaker 2: I think people are taking beef Wellington's off their menus.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, going to someone's house and they said, I've
Speaker 2: made your beef Wellington.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't think I'm not hungry.
Speaker 2: Well you will be turned off beef Wellington's for the
Speaker 2: rest of eternity.
Speaker 3: Like I was right across that case. But when it
Speaker 3: affects the Messina mushroom, you rack another ten years on
Speaker 3: the sentence.
Speaker 2: I say, anyway, Jason a turror massou cake and like
Speaker 2: goodful terrem of suitcake, absolutely delicious, solid, and I had
Speaker 2: an organized the case he claimed it?
Speaker 4: Did you claim it?
Speaker 3: I sent candles as the backup soot you went, there.
Speaker 2: Were candles stuck on it. I couldn't claim it.
Speaker 3: There was no way he left candles well.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, what's the surprise now, who's rolling
Speaker 2: into town under It was a terrem of suitcake and
Speaker 2: it was the best surprising that. I'm like, what did
Speaker 2: you prefer your family coming to town or the term
Speaker 2: suit when your family? He was like, don't make me
Speaker 2: out to that in front of everyone.
Speaker 3: But he had a good day.
Speaker 2: He did we had a great day. Have you that day, Poorlie?
Speaker 2: We love you.
Speaker 3: You want to be great, beautiful man. You're gonna let
Speaker 3: him sleep in this weekend and do all the housework and.
Speaker 2: I'll be putting my feet up. I celebrated for him,
Speaker 2: so he went to bed before I was caught up
Speaker 2: in the celebration.
Speaker 3: Guys, it has just gone seventeen past six. We got
Speaker 3: some huge news for parents or more kids of Melbourne,
Speaker 3: don't we we do?
Speaker 5: You know what? The Wiggles have got a new hero
Speaker 5: and I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: We'll go there next.
Speaker 4: Just spoke about Ed Shearer. I want to speak about
Speaker 4: the Wiggles.
Speaker 2: We're talking about the Wiggles before. There's about eighteen of
Speaker 2: them now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they seem to add new wiggles. A Wiggles
Speaker 4: are like, so there's the ogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I think there's there's only one one left.
Speaker 3: Anthony's a purple yes, no, no, no, purple is Jeff no, yeah,
Speaker 3: wake up, Jeff. Yeah he's a purple is now locky yeah.
Speaker 2: No, wake up, Jeff?
Speaker 3: Was purple?
Speaker 2: Locky is yellow? But there's like three yellow wiggles.
Speaker 3: Now Greg, no, no, no, Anthony, no, Greg's the one
Speaker 3: I have the heart attack. Anthony's the gold tooth.
Speaker 2: He's got gold teeth. I did a thing on Kids
Speaker 2: w B where I got to go to the Wiggles
Speaker 2: set and do a film clip.
Speaker 3: Do you go on the big red cart?
Speaker 2: No, we did.
Speaker 3: I've got the big Red boat.
Speaker 2: The song I did can you point your.
Speaker 4: Fingers and the twist? You go up, you go down,
Speaker 4: you go up, and you got your things and do
Speaker 4: that it. So we've got the octopus, We've got the
Speaker 4: what else have we got? Favorite? And now we've got
Speaker 4: the Tree of Wisdom?
Speaker 2: Was a bug?
Speaker 4: Now what's happened since they've introduced the Tree of Wisdom?
Speaker 4: The Tree of Wisdom has just exploded in popularity because
Speaker 4: of his wacky dance moves the Tree dancers.
Speaker 3: Damn it, I just bought Archie Wiggles outfit.
Speaker 4: You should have bought the tree.
Speaker 3: I bought him the purple brought him like the purple one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what color did he want to be?
Speaker 3: He was happy with that one? But now I'm going
Speaker 3: to have to get a tree one.
Speaker 4: So the backstory to the Tree is that he actually
Speaker 4: caught the rest of the cast off guard with his
Speaker 4: zany dance moves like they were perplexed and loved it.
Speaker 4: And since then he's become part of an internet since
Speaker 4: station two hundred million wars on the one on his
Speaker 4: sort of like debut video, and now he's now he's
Speaker 4: part of it right, and now the Tree of Wisdom
Speaker 4: is releasing his own album. He's going to break.
Speaker 3: He's the justin.
Speaker 4: There's a song that's going to really annoy a lot
Speaker 4: of parents over the years.
Speaker 3: It's very reminiscent of the Twelve Days of Christmas before
Speaker 3: you keep that adding stuff.
Speaker 4: So so this is how it goes.
Speaker 3: In the next chorus, Brann.
Speaker 5: Branch and.
Speaker 2: One more corse, what language is that in?
Speaker 5: That's in? It's in English?
Speaker 2: Take it no sorry, make it my head phone plastic.
Speaker 2: I can't listen to that.
Speaker 4: Parents are going wild in some kind of bad time.
Speaker 3: To tell you about the Wiggles Red Room.
Speaker 2: That's the stupidest song I've ever heard. That's so annoying,
Speaker 2: and he's probably gonna make squillions off. We have we
Speaker 2: write a kid's song.
Speaker 3: We have a we have a band in our car
Speaker 3: on kids music, do You Slippery Slope?
Speaker 2: But now instead you get kids singing about Pink Pony
Speaker 2: Club and dancing on the stage in their high hill
Speaker 2: was with our friends kids. It's like come on stage and.
Speaker 4: The pink pony.
Speaker 2: Pony club.
Speaker 4: Clubs in l A.
Speaker 2: We are not going about the abbey, isn't it. He's
Speaker 2: a fun time.
Speaker 3: My three year old started playing eminem on the spot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about when they say swear words in songs
Speaker 2: over that.
Speaker 5: Play that you play that one one more time?
Speaker 2: No, please don't parent.
Speaker 3: In the valley they start of the week. We are
Speaker 3: the new police chief commissioner in the house.
Speaker 2: We liked him.
Speaker 3: You brought up a good point with him. For the
Speaker 3: cops out there on the front line here in Victoria,
Speaker 3: they're working around the clock to catch these thieves or
Speaker 3: criminals and then they just get bail in their back
Speaker 3: on the street.
Speaker 2: And it's frustrating for the police because they spend all
Speaker 2: this time working on catching these, in particular youth offenders
Speaker 2: and they get released at least.
Speaker 4: By the judiciary. Yeah, like the magistrates out there, et cetera.
Speaker 2: But that is that because the magistrates just let them
Speaker 2: out on bail because they get to choose, or is
Speaker 2: it because there are actual laws.
Speaker 4: That surely the Internity General was out yesterday the Victorian
Speaker 4: Attorney General to announce what they're calling a second tranch
Speaker 4: of tightening bail laws or bail rescued.
Speaker 2: It take so long, that's the thing.
Speaker 3: Well, they're creating also a second strike rule for people
Speaker 3: already on bail who are accused of further offending for
Speaker 3: hard crimes like aggressive home invasion, carjackings, arm robbery.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, I don't think you should get it
Speaker 2: second That's what I don't get.
Speaker 3: Why you want to talking about a second strike rule.
Speaker 3: If you commit a crime, you do time, full stop.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like the Queensland premiere who says adult time crime.
Speaker 2: Here we go adult crime, adult time. And hasn't there
Speaker 2: been a curve in crime rates in Queensland?
Speaker 4: Yes it has well, yeah, five point seven percent reduction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's better than a going.
Speaker 3: On exactly, it's going in the right direction. I just
Speaker 3: why are we even discussing second strikes? You know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like, mate, you get them, lock them up.
Speaker 3: It's as simple as that. I mean, yeah, I know
Speaker 3: it's easy for me to say. I know, but you
Speaker 3: know what, at the moment.
Speaker 2: The new police boss, he said, there needs to be
Speaker 2: consequences because at the moment there's no consequences. They're getting
Speaker 2: videos of kids on TikTok stealing cars and flipping the birds, saying,
Speaker 2: what are you going to do? Catch me and let
Speaker 2: me out again?
Speaker 3: What about all those it's appalling facilities we built during
Speaker 3: COVID that I think are just finished now ready to go.
Speaker 3: Put bars on those.
Speaker 2: Making extra Queensland Premier. What do we have them fences up?
Speaker 3: We'll be right, Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Look, we all agree it is a much bigger
Speaker 2: problem than you and I are going to solve. But
Speaker 2: it's great that these bail laws are coming up, but
Speaker 2: it seems ridiculous that it's next year.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's just going twenty two. Toway coming up next.
Speaker 2: Lauren doesn't know a lot of things. But what don't
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Now, well, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess she doesn't.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: We do, and we will go there after Alex Warren.
Speaker 3: And if there's something we've learned on this show, it's
Speaker 3: that Lauren doesn't know Mine.
Speaker 4: Doesn't know how they build tuttles.
Speaker 2: I don't need to see. It's a Missouri. She thinks
Speaker 2: the moon there's a planet, and the sun.
Speaker 4: There's a star.
Speaker 2: There's a star.
Speaker 4: Girl love it ha.
Speaker 2: Ha, very funny. I do know lots of things you
Speaker 2: don't know more. There's also a lot of things that
Speaker 2: surprise people.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the tunnel was the real classic. When
Speaker 3: let's take a trip down and re lane.
Speaker 2: What happens with the tunnel that they built between the
Speaker 2: UK and France. Is that just floating in the ocean
Speaker 2: because it doesn't go under the under the depths of
Speaker 2: the ocean.
Speaker 4: I think it's floating.
Speaker 2: I think it's floating too.
Speaker 3: Tim you work on.
Speaker 4: Tunnels, Yeah, so you actually dig through the ground through
Speaker 4: regardless of.
Speaker 2: Where you are under the water, under the water, under
Speaker 2: the water. I'm still astounded that that tunnel goes under
Speaker 2: the depths.
Speaker 5: To be fair, To be fair to you, I sounded
Speaker 5: equally stupid.
Speaker 4: Yeah you did.
Speaker 2: That's and she didn't know either. So our tunnel. There
Speaker 2: were people in the tunnel, the main tunnel shout out,
Speaker 2: are you under the.
Speaker 3: Under the you're under the sea.
Speaker 2: No, there's not under the sea. The err they're under
Speaker 2: the arrow.
Speaker 4: Every now and then you're driving drop, I always think.
Speaker 2: But that makes you think you're in the arra.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to just it's not No, it's engineering brilliance.
Speaker 5: What else she she thought.
Speaker 3: Well, I learned something last night, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, Lauren, the moon is a planet.
Speaker 4: No, here's the game.
Speaker 2: Star thirteen twenty forty is a planet.
Speaker 4: And the Sun is a star.
Speaker 2: Guys thirty the sun is a planet. No, the sun,
Speaker 2: the sun's a star. So the Sun and the moon
Speaker 2: are both stars. No, No, they've all got their hands
Speaker 2: in the air thirteen twenty four ten. A moon.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. Do you know something that you
Speaker 3: think Lauren won't laughter?
Speaker 2: So it could be I know something that you guys
Speaker 2: probably won't know.
Speaker 3: Well, no, that's not how the game went called okay
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: No, so we're talking facts, we're talking what I packs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's one. My niece showed me this last night.
Speaker 5: So you didn't know either.
Speaker 2: Jason doesn't know sucked in it.
Speaker 4: But anyway, what does Lauren know's and you didn't.
Speaker 3: Let's see if Lauren knew this.
Speaker 4: You've got a prop.
Speaker 3: So I've got baking paper here. Last night we were
Speaker 3: trying to put glad wrap on the leftover pizzas, trying
Speaker 3: to get out and then the role kept.
Speaker 4: Falling out of the box corners in.
Speaker 2: There's tabs in the corner, and it keeps it in.
Speaker 3: There's little tabs at the end of it becomes a
Speaker 3: roll like a yes roleholder, and it holds it in there.
Speaker 2: I actually did know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Jason didn't know.
Speaker 3: Jason.
Speaker 5: Okay thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Do you have a fact or a hack or something
Speaker 4: similar that Lauren will not know?
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what if she doesn't know it,
Speaker 3: We'll chuck your two hundred dollar cheese cake shop voucher?
Speaker 2: Do you can?
Speaker 8: I do?
Speaker 4: Guy?
Speaker 2: Do you know that cows don't have top teeth? Knew
Speaker 2: that they just got bottom teeth? Did? I must have
Speaker 2: told you that, because there's no way you know.
Speaker 3: I knew that.
Speaker 2: I must have told you that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we told you.
Speaker 2: No, you didn't did because you I didn't know.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: Now, they've just got a hard plate on the top
Speaker 2: and they plate like vision.
Speaker 3: They take it out at night. Oh, they're putting in
Speaker 3: when they're leaping.
Speaker 2: It's like a it's like a concrete top, concrete like concrete.
Speaker 3: Bottom teeth on it. Two is our number? Do you
Speaker 3: know something that you think Lauren won't know.
Speaker 2: Yes, there are a lot of things I don't know.
Speaker 3: Two hundred dollars cheesecake shop voucher up grabs thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four ten. If you know something that Lauren no.
Speaker 4: Line doesn't know how they build tunnels, I don't need
Speaker 4: to see.
Speaker 2: It's a Missouri.
Speaker 4: She thinks the moon is a planet and the sun
Speaker 4: is a star, so really is a start?
Speaker 2: Doesn't know? I do know now that the summer is
Speaker 2: a star thirteen and the moon is a moon.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen. Or what will Lauren not know? Clean
Speaker 3: you got one?
Speaker 4: Did you know that your favorite place on Earth, New
Speaker 4: York City, is sinking by one to two millimeters each year?
Speaker 2: No, because no, I know. Isn't Venice sinking or is
Speaker 2: the water coming? Is it sinking or is the water?
Speaker 5: Very different phenomenon in New York.
Speaker 4: It's because of the sheer way of the skyscrapers really hitting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, two millimeters each year.
Speaker 4: And also here in Melbourne is I don't know by
Speaker 4: how much, but here in Melbourne the realto is sinking
Speaker 4: as well, very very slightly each year.
Speaker 2: No, into what a sinkhole?
Speaker 4: No, just sinking slowly where's it going down? You know what?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 2: She's like a little hill to get in the front door. Now,
Speaker 2: let's walk down the hill.
Speaker 3: The other day, I remember she said Philip Island is
Speaker 3: not an island.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 3: We were like, Lauren, it's an island. It's in the title.
Speaker 2: It's not really you thought it was. I think if
Speaker 2: you can get orange, it's not an island.
Speaker 3: But it's surrounded by water.
Speaker 4: If you took the bridge away, it'd be.
Speaker 2: It's a sands bar. Oh my god, day Philip Barnes Island.
Speaker 2: Like that came out in correction.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the phone. Thurteen, twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: What will Lauren not know? Kirsty? Hello, good morning guys.
Speaker 2: Are you going to blow my mind with something?
Speaker 4: What do you got? You get a fact or a
Speaker 4: fad or what got a fact?
Speaker 2: Fat?
Speaker 8: On the dash of your car where the petrelicon is,
Speaker 8: there's a small triangle that lets you know what size
Speaker 8: the bears is on when you feel it.
Speaker 3: I knew, I knew that. We all knew that.
Speaker 2: I knew that one.
Speaker 4: Do you know that?
Speaker 3: Clint?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I and have to refer to it.
Speaker 2: Years. I'm the same. I still I drive into a
Speaker 2: petrol station.
Speaker 4: Every time, every time.
Speaker 2: So annoying. Sometimes you still pull up on the wrong Sorry, Kirsty,
Speaker 2: Yeah I knew that one steph.
Speaker 3: Morning, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 3: We're good, don't we know?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 8: I learned this from a friend of mine. So when
Speaker 8: you're driving towards the traffic lights of intersection anywhere, you
Speaker 8: know how the line turns solid at one point before
Speaker 8: you stop.
Speaker 2: Yes, like the lane, the lines of the lane.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the light of the lane. It'll turn solid for
Speaker 8: a minute. If you make it to that solid line
Speaker 8: when it's yellow at the speed limit, you will make
Speaker 8: it through the light. If you are before that solid line,
Speaker 8: you will not make it through the stoplight. I did
Speaker 8: not know that you will turn red.
Speaker 3: Is this a fact? Or is this just what you've
Speaker 3: tested it?
Speaker 8: So I've cried it out quite a few times actually,
Speaker 8: and it works. It's actually worked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so did you?
Speaker 2: I did not know?
Speaker 4: I mean generally if the light is orange, yeah, probably.
Speaker 3: She gets in the mail.
Speaker 2: Sometimes like it's on the orange makes me was I
Speaker 2: never zoomed throw?
Speaker 4: But Steff told me about the.
Speaker 3: Sorry, don't give me the ticket? Did you see that
Speaker 3: was at the line?
Speaker 2: But what if the ticks What if you're at the
Speaker 2: line and then it goes right as you're at the line.
Speaker 3: No, no, you need to stop. You should have been
Speaker 3: slowing down because she's saying, if I don't know, Brianna,
Speaker 3: good morning, I'm going to do something. All right, what
Speaker 3: do you go for us? What will Lauren not know?
Speaker 8: Lauren? Did you know that carrots were originally purple.
Speaker 2: White and yellow? No? Is this a joke? Or is no?
Speaker 2: It's serious.
Speaker 3: Dutch farmers like kind of bread them to be orange.
Speaker 4: And that's.
Speaker 2: Why why did they do the Dutch like orange?
Speaker 8: I'm not sure that's all gag, Google, game.
Speaker 2: Google, Brianna doesn't know. I so they were originally white
Speaker 2: and purple.
Speaker 4: The Dutch they celebrate all things orange. It's a national color.
Speaker 4: They might have infiltrated the carrots the way.
Speaker 2: That Brianna said that the Dutch bred them. I think
Speaker 2: she med the carrot past carrot parsnip is a separate vegetable.
Speaker 4: Is a partner. But it looks like a character.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's not a carrot. But it looks like
Speaker 3: a carrot.
Speaker 2: No, it looks like.
Speaker 4: Is saying it's a white carrot.
Speaker 2: Parsnip is not as.
Speaker 3: Is its own vegetables.
Speaker 2: Cuts under that vegetable umbrella exactly, it's under.
Speaker 3: The mcter like Christmas cousin, Chris Christmas. Yeah, now.
Speaker 4: We sound absolutely dumb.
Speaker 2: I learned something the other day that grows underground and
Speaker 2: I always thought it. No, they're underground.
Speaker 3: That's a root day c Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: What do you got that Lauren won't know?
Speaker 6: Do you know that a kangaroo pregnancy.
Speaker 2: To stop can pause it's pregnancy.
Speaker 8: If conditions aren't right, then it can for the pregnancy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then start again or just continue like.
Speaker 2: The baby stops growing, stop growing? Yeah, and then that's amazing.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: She didn't know.
Speaker 2: How long are kangaroo's pregnant?
Speaker 5: For as long as I want?
Speaker 4: So I think it's a bit weak very days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you it You could grow baby in.
Speaker 4: Well then, because it goes in pouch mm hmm for
Speaker 4: how long as long as it wants?
Speaker 2: How long is it in the out until it grows out?
Speaker 3: Which is literally the baby beyorn of the I think
Speaker 3: that's where they got it from.
Speaker 4: Yes, they probably did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the baby beyond?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you sit on kids on leads.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you've got a runner, you've sort of
Speaker 2: got to do it, don't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they disguise them in those funny little backpacks. Oh,
Speaker 3: the kids attached to the monkey tale.
Speaker 4: Can you get a double baby beyorn for twins like too?
Speaker 3: I think one of the I've seen people have one
Speaker 3: on the front one on the back like beyond Borg.
Speaker 2: Who's that tennis player?
Speaker 3: May pick your audience? Well, good morning Melbourne and good
Speaker 3: morning liamb in Windham Vale. Oh he's a garbo Liam.
Speaker 9: Good morning you in the truck, I am.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's why you're on the phone.
Speaker 3: They knocked knocked any bins over you?
Speaker 6: Liam?
Speaker 3: Or are they doing all right?
Speaker 9: Everyone?
Speaker 2: Not different? It would be a hard job for train
Speaker 2: And yeah, do you train in the field like you
Speaker 2: actually on a road or are you in some training facility?
Speaker 8: No residential streets and we're just cars yet into the fray?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it is good day every day. Yeah,
Speaker 4: somewhere somewhere every.
Speaker 9: Day every day and repeat.
Speaker 3: And have you got like a little GPS map where
Speaker 3: you just know the streets.
Speaker 9: Our trucks are equipped with this or GPS, yeah, right,
Speaker 9: screens and everything, and.
Speaker 2: They'd say, yep, you've done this street. You've done this
Speaker 2: pretty evident.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know how the garbo Is do
Speaker 3: it around South yar and stuff with all the cars
Speaker 3: packed on the street. All right, Liam, this morning, champ
Speaker 3: you have decided to go a medium question for five
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: All right, we're all so simple you.
Speaker 2: All right, Tramp, that's so patronizing. A man calling another.
Speaker 4: Man shocking, that's that's worse than swearing at him. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 4: did you take offense at that? Chach buddy buddy?
Speaker 9: Maybe?
Speaker 3: But Champce one, I think, but.
Speaker 2: He's nice, buddy, Champce a bit like if you should
Speaker 2: scruff up his hair a little.
Speaker 4: While, Harry, Can you call someone Chap?
Speaker 3: All right, sweetheart, I'll run you through the.
Speaker 8: Cittie.
Speaker 3: You will hear a question, and then you'll hear a
Speaker 3: three two wonder Liam, you must answer in that time.
Speaker 3: You've got this. You're ready to go for five under bucks.
Speaker 1: What is the name of Batman's butler?
Speaker 2: Three two one?
Speaker 3: Alfred Fresh You're not a Batman guy, but.
Speaker 2: It's Alfred. I said, this is funny, Nile.
Speaker 3: That's sare that's a bottler from the Nanny do.
Speaker 4: Liam, Dad that Champ.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I.
Speaker 2: Like cham Oh, that's patron.
Speaker 5: I said what he's gone.
Speaker 3: He's going to do something. He's not happy.
Speaker 2: Shame Liam, Thanks for coming, Champ.
Speaker 3: All right, your chance to win trips to the snow
Speaker 3: coming up. All you have to do to win a
Speaker 3: trip to the snow is sing for it.
Speaker 9: You know, I want to go down we do the snow.
Speaker 9: McKeon's no good. Now I need some help for Elsie
Speaker 9: helping here a tree. I ain't no signy bone or
Speaker 9: because they don't know how.
Speaker 3: That was Jason. He won himself a trip to the
Speaker 3: snow just for changing the words to informer. So if
Speaker 3: you can sing for the snow thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 3: to register, we're going to give you a chance to
Speaker 3: do that coming up soon. First though, fly Harry.
Speaker 4: Mcguy and all the people say he's pretty fly Harry muca.
Speaker 3: Harry mcguy on the Blues is in the house. You
Speaker 3: were impressed by Jason's work.
Speaker 6: There, impressed as one word, yep, oh you didn't like.
Speaker 6: I wasn't sure exactly what the whole situation.
Speaker 2: You've got to sing your choose a popular song and
Speaker 2: rewrite the words and you could win a trip to
Speaker 2: Mount Buller. Have you ever been to the snow because
Speaker 2: generally footy players aren't allowed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when we were young that so we grow up
Speaker 6: in gipsy and which is kind of on the way.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah to the snow. So we've been a few times,
Speaker 6: but you're not really allowed to because if you injure
Speaker 6: yourself snowboarding, technically you appreciate your contract.
Speaker 3: It's the other things you're not allowed to do during
Speaker 3: the season.
Speaker 6: Anything like extreme sport base not even in season you're
Speaker 6: allowed to at all because again, if you injure yourself
Speaker 6: doing that and technically you're in breach your contract.
Speaker 2: What about a lime scooter because remember there's been for well,
Speaker 2: there's been footy players in the past who have hurt
Speaker 2: themselves doing things like skiing, and they've said, oh no,
Speaker 2: I fell down the stairs. I woke up early in
Speaker 2: the morning, it was dark and I tripped down the stairs.
Speaker 3: Of the incidents, Mopeed's in BALI on a buy it's
Speaker 3: more fround up.
Speaker 6: Balliant and bi weeks line ball as well.
Speaker 3: I don't think someone your sie should be on a moped.
Speaker 6: There har No, it's probably pretty dangerous, wouldn't it.
Speaker 5: What are we at now?
Speaker 4: Round? It's it's actually flying by Harry twenty one. So
Speaker 4: you've got what four weeks four weeks so, and look
Speaker 4: the greatest, the greatest respect to the season and the
Speaker 4: foot and stuff.
Speaker 5: I mean you can you.
Speaker 4: Able to sort of plan what you're doing post season?
Speaker 5: I mean I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 4: That's not joke.
Speaker 3: Is there no chance the Blues could make the finals?
Speaker 6: No? Not not. Yeah, so I think a few people
Speaker 6: are you going to get away? Yeah, well I'm not
Speaker 6: exactly sure what will do yet.
Speaker 4: But because it's a long year, man, Yeah.
Speaker 6: I holiday is crucial. But yeah, in terms of actually
Speaker 6: planning out it a flight and stuff, I haven't done
Speaker 6: that yet, but a few people might have. But yeah,
Speaker 6: it's always because the sad apart when you have to
Speaker 6: look at your holidays in September.
Speaker 5: Trips are done and dusted these days, aren't.
Speaker 6: Yeah, mad mondays off the cart made Monday, I will
Speaker 6: whatever you want to call. It's usually like you have
Speaker 6: a break up day still but inancy.
Speaker 5: Dress just a sausage sizzle, I guess.
Speaker 3: Remember we had to drop Mason Cox at Theirs after
Speaker 3: they won the Grand Final and he was dressed as
Speaker 3: a giant inflatable dinosaur in producerge That's car. We had
Speaker 3: to drop him off because he came in for an
Speaker 3: interview and then but then he.
Speaker 2: Said can you drop me there? But he didn't tell
Speaker 2: Producer Jazz that his costume was an inflatable dinosaur and
Speaker 2: in a small car. There was a lot of man
Speaker 2: and a lot of yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you're heading west?
Speaker 3: Yeah, per speek.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we played for Frio.
Speaker 4: Who are playing great foot at the door.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're in contention for the eight so they played
Speaker 6: some pretty good footage.
Speaker 2: Isn't stressful having to go to Perth? It's such a
Speaker 2: long way actually, like Perth No, no, no, I love Perth,
Speaker 2: but it's a long way to go for that big man.
Speaker 2: How long do you go for forty eight hours?
Speaker 6: Yeah, a couple of nights.
Speaker 2: It's a long way as a tall man. Did you
Speaker 2: get to sit up the front?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: You would have thought was, But we're back in the
Speaker 6: caddo class.
Speaker 2: Everyone they don't give the like, how did ruckman?
Speaker 3: It should be it should be Olympic rules because with
Speaker 3: the Olympics, if you get gold, the government flies your
Speaker 3: back business class, right, So I think it should be possessions.
Speaker 2: Goals kick about the backman and the rockman. They never
Speaker 2: get to turn up.
Speaker 3: The front.
Speaker 2: Goal kicker, get a goal.
Speaker 3: You're at the front of the plane.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I reckon. That's a pretty good rule.
Speaker 2: So surely the AFL should get some plane. That's all big.
Speaker 6: They should have private jets.
Speaker 4: But that's what like that we under paid.
Speaker 2: Now the basketballers have that now in America and the NFL.
Speaker 2: I think they've all got their own plasure.
Speaker 6: In COVID the best one of the best parts was
Speaker 6: they were all chartered flights, so we literally would drive
Speaker 6: the bus right to the tarmac, amazing the flight.
Speaker 3: Yeah you walk on like Trump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they should do that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did you catch the end of this and killed the game?
Speaker 3: I actually did.
Speaker 6: I was cooking dinner and I had it on the background,
Speaker 6: and three got a time. It was forty something point.
Speaker 6: It was every Now it's thirty points, now, it's twenty points,
Speaker 6: now ten point