WEBVTT - "His Mum Walked in While I Was Pegging Him!" || HOTLINE 0:00:05.840 --> 0:00:08.240 Welcome back to the Where's Your Head At? Hotline, our 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:10.879 weekly show where we catch up with each other and 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:13.600 connect with you all on our hotline voicemail. 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:15.600 We want to hear from you, guys, so please send 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:18.840 your stories, questions, advice or tea to Where's Your Head 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:21.560 At pod at gmail dot com to be featured on 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:22.480 one of our episodes. 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:31.400 I'm Anna and I'm Matt. Let's jump in. Hello Matt, Hello. 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:34.400 Anna, Welcome to another Where's Your Head Out? Hotline episode. 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:37.080 Hello. We were in a really good mood this morning. 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:40.800 We came in, we skipped into the studio. I got 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:44.400 us coffees. Oh don't and instead of getting an. 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:47.440 Oat laste, what did you order an oat latte? 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:50.680 Yeah? I got us both oat lastes. Mine's a strong 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:54.280 oat laste. Yours a normal oat latte, and it's full 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:58.000 cream milk. And if you know, there's nothing worse than 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.600 getting full cream milk when you don't drink it anymore? 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:02.600 Anna, are you? I ran back out to my car 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.280 to grab something. I had a coffee in my hand 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:07.440 and I took a sip and I genuinely nearly threw 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:10.160 it at the ground. I was like, for fuck's sake, Annah, 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:11.920 I was in a good mood. You just shout on 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:14.319 my day. No, it's fine, thank you for the coffee. 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:17.920 I'm grateful. After we record this, I'm running straight back 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:18.839 and getting a proper one. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.800 Yeah. We have a big day today with work and 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:24.200 we need a lot of coffees. I'm sorry the first 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.440 one wasn't good. Hopefully the next one will be better. 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:30.440 This is my second or coffee for the day. So 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:33.720 the first song was actually right. What else has been 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:36.000 going on? Anna? How you were on the phone and 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:38.399 you had a bit of a disgruntled phone call as well? 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:39.160 I saw before. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:43.440 Oh yeah, so I have been so random. But I 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:46.200 want to get health insurance before the end of the 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:50.040 year so that I go into twenty twenty three with health. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:51.520 Insurance to the eleventh hour. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:55.080 Literally, I've been on the public sister and nothing against it, 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.680 but it's just not for me anymore. I just feel 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:00.480 like I'm getting thrown from one hostel but all to 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:03.360 the next, and you know, I'm a bit over it. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:05.760 So I'm like, if I have a baby in a 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.520 year plus time, I want to be covered. Well, you 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.520 have to be covered a year in advance. Oh okay, yeah, 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.440 so you just have to, like, you know, pre plan Obviously. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.600 I have my Marina out now, I got it taken out, 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:22.720 and so we're not trying for kids, but we just 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.640 want to be covered just. 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:26.280 Just in case that, like I said, the pullout game 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:31.720 isn't as strong. Well, I've been on private health cover 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.040 since for as long as I can remember. It was 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:34.920 the one thing my dad was a real stickler for. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.600 He's had it since he was eighteen. The moment I 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:39.600 turn eighteen, he said, you're off mine, get your own. 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:43.880 Yeah, well that's good. I've had private health insurance for 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:45.880 a while. And then my parents were like, we're not 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:47.640 going to pay for it anymore, and I was like, well, 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:49.040 it looks like I'm not having it. 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:54.760 Slowly everything starts going like your eat, your tags, you're 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.799 like your fuel, and yeah, slowly the bills starts apply. 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:01.280 I'm lucky enough and so grateful that my phone bill 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:02.040 is still paid for. 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:03.200 Are you kidding? 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:04.320 It's not. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:09.519 Absolutely spoiled by your mum. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:13.200 Yeah, so it's actually dad, your dad. Sorry, Yeah, dad 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.320 pays that. So I'm grateful. We always say thank you 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:19.040 whenever he brings it up. Thanks, that's a bill I 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:19.519 don't need. 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:24.760 Oh my God very blessed Matt. Well, yeah, I was 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:28.520 like calling there. I was calling Booper actually to see 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.200 like how much their health insurance cost. I was actually 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.560 looking at couple's health insurance and I reckon it's going 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.560 to be six hundred dollars a month. So I was like, 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:44.440 I need to shop around a week's let's see straight. 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:46.800 That's got the calculator out. 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:51.160 Now that's about right. Yeah, I paid seventy something for 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:51.720 my annoy. 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.560 It just seems exhausted. So anyway, I'm going to shop around, drop. 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:55.880 Around, make sure you get the best deal. You don't 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:58.680 want to get ripped off. But we're doing a New 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.400 Year's Eve hotline here, so we've got some New Year's 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:04.440 stories that we have coming in on our hotline. But 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:06.000 what are you doing this New Year's Anna? 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:11.120 Yeah, this New Year's I'm going to talkiy. As I've mentioned, 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:14.040 I'm very excited, you know what. It started small, but 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:16.599 now so many of my friends and even my brother 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:20.360 is is he coming? Yeah, he's spending news even talky 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:22.520 with us. So I'm actually getting really excited for it. 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:26.440 But we realized I haven't planned anything, like We've just 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:31.640 all got accommodation in turky spirit in true Anna spirit anyway, 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:33.840 and then I looked up, like, what's the events like 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.520 over New Year? And it's fully sold out. So at 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:39.839 the pub in Torquay, the event that I was thinking 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:42.520 we'd go to, has been fully sold out. So now 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:43.800 we're all without plans. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.599 What would you throw your own party? Maybe at your house? 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:48.200 It's still want to go to a pub, don't you? 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:50.920 Well we have hotel rooms, so we all have our 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:54.560 own individual hotel rooms. So I mean, I don't know, 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:57.880 we might. I'm not sure the anything else. 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:00.400 In Torquay that's running. We could go to jul half 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.960 Fast too long from Torkiao. I think it's no. 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:04.640 I think it would be okay. I think it would 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:07.320 be like a fifteen to twenty minute drive. But then 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:08.960 are you going to be able to get an uber 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.120 on New Year's Eve? It's probably going to be triple 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:13.960 all of those things to worry about, So I guess 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.200 we're doing a bit of looking around last minute. So 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.400 I guess my recommendation, although it's super last minute, is 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:23.840 to if you want to do something on New Year's Eve, 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:27.960 get something locked in, because there's nothing worse than on 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:30.680 New Year's Eve and you see everyone getting up and 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.760 around it. You know, you know there's going to be fireworks. 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:35.760 It's a fun night. You know, you want to have 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:40.000 a New Year's Eve kiss, and then you end up 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:42.800 with no plans and you walk around the streets and 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:46.039 you can't get in anywhere. I've been there once before 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:47.960 and it was not a fun place to be. I 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:49.040 was like, this is not it. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:50.960 Well, this is probably the wrong time to tell you 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:51.960 what my plans are. 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:53.359 Then what's your planet? 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:56.680 I've got nothing planned. Yeah, I was literally just going 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:58.880 to see what first thing that pops up on Like 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.640 obviously I've got you know, I've got options. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.480 There's options, but you need to be prepared because you know, 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:07.360 these parties fill up and then you know they do 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.479 like a lock in type of scenario. Like it's like 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:11.480 once you're in, you're not getting out and no one 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.320 can get in, and you don't want to be left 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:14.040 out on the street. 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:17.720 Like me, I'm actually really happy with just staying in 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:22.520 and like I don't twitdling, Like obviously the boys are 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:26.520 talking about BTV. There's a couple of parties that I've 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:29.080 been invited to. You've invited me to talk like that 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:32.400 I've got options, but I find New Years a bit overrated. 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:34.479 I'm not a big fan of it. 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.760 You know what, I've had always like really planned my 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:40.560 News Eve's and I've always had like the best New 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.279 Years Eves ever, Like I've done beyond the Valley. I've 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:47.320 done festivals, I've went to Sydney, I've like been overseas, 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.880 had so much fun. But I don't know if anyone 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.200 remembers this, and if you follow my social media then 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:57.080 you will. But last New Year's Eve, Michael and I 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.760 thought it would be a fabulous idea to go to 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:00.440 time Land. 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:03.360 So that that's a year ago. 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:07.040 Now that's a year ago. How wild was. 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.040 Too, because I remember talking to a New Year as well. 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:13.239 Yeah, and we basically arrived in Thailand two days before 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:16.000 New Ye's Eve, thinking we're going to have this, you know, 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.920 full moon party type of experience. It's been on my 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:25.040 bucket list for a long time. And I got COVID 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:29.240 on arrival and we got locked locked in doors for 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.520 two weeks straight and it was a bit traumatic. So 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.800 at this point I feel like anything. 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:35.040 Could be better. 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.240 Anything's going to be better than being locked in a 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:41.040 room out in the street. I mean ideally not out 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:41.600 on the street. 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.600 But you know, well, I was thinking back to New 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:47.640 Year's just talking about beyond the Valley and reminding me 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:49.480 of when we went to be on the valley. So 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:52.960 I reckon, what hey, how old you reckon? We were then? 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:56.120 Fuck, we would have been like it was twenty four. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.920 I would have been twenty four three, twenty. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.600 Four, twenty one, yeah, round. So we'd obviously done a 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:04.160 couple of jobs together, and we were at like the 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:06.560 main stage area. I was absolutely on a good one. 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:08.000 I was having the best time in my life. 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:11.640 You were cooked, you were like sweating. 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:13.080 I thought I was having the best time. It was 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:16.120 like four pm as well, it'll still daytime was still 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:18.840 live and you're just coming out of the tent. The 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.840 tent yeah, And then I was like chatting to you, 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.240 and I was like, fuck, I reckon, I'm a chance 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:25.400 for this bird. And do you remember me messaging you 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.560 because you just had your hair done and I was like, 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:32.200 your hair looks nice. You left me on scene, to 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.800 be fair, probably the best idea I didn't. It's not 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:36.840 like I ended up pulling that night anyway. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.320 Thank you for clarifying that. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:42.560 But that brings me to my recommendation. 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:46.320 Though there's so much one pack with that story, Like 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:49.440 there's just so much onepack. I'd love to tell that 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:52.079 story from my per that. I don't think you want 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:54.120 me to Matt swiftly moving, What. 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:57.760 Was what's your what's your perspective? This guy's fucking not well. 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:59.840 Well I knew that you because I had seen you, 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.080 and I knew you were staying. You were camping, but like, 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:05.640 I'm not a camping type of person. So it's like 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:08.360 a three day festival. And so we got a motel 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:10.640 just outside of the festival, so we would. 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:11.320 Like to have come back. 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:16.120 So we were like, you know, we'd come in at 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:20.320 about like five six o'clock looking fresh. So I literally 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.560 had just arrived in there. I was probably too drinks deep. 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:26.360 I was very sober. I was fresh today. 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.600 I haven't slept its day three or day. 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.920 I see that this like random model guy who I've 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:36.520 done a couple of campaigns with absolutely on one sweating 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:39.600 profusely sees me charges over. 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.840 Probably, yeah, I probably haven't. I was in all sorts, 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:46.520 you know, I was in fine form. Though I was 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.240 in fine form, but I'm not I can't do that anymore. 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:51.240 The boys want to go there again. And I'm like, 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:52.680 there's no way I'm rocking up to be on the 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:56.000 valley camping yea, and just or even rocking up for 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:58.520 one night and just like winging it, like I can't 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.160 do that anymore, Like yeah, I couldn't think of anything 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:02.679 worse if I'm not going to lie like I'd love 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:04.760 to go there, but camping and winging it. 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.400 Like yeah, like I'm all for going. I'd love rolling 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:12.120 in at six leaving it one Yeah, great time. Sometime 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:15.319 I'm sleeping in a bed, having a shower, feeling clean. 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:17.439 The camp thing. I'm too I reckon, I'm too old, now, 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.840 you know what I say that. But fuck, if it 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.920 was there and I was doing it the best time, 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:26.720 I'd be having the best time. Well, my recommendation is 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:28.880 pick up lines for New Years because I. 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:30.120 This is good. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.920 Everybody wants a New Year's Eve kiss, all right, everyone 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.360 wants that kiss. A lot of us are single. So 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.880 how do you get that New Year's Eve kiss? Come 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:40.600 to Matt. I've got the answers. 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:42.479 He's here for you, guys. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.439 And it's not how your hair looks good. 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:48.000 Okay, I'm ready to hear these. Matt let's help out 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:49.000 our listeners. 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:50.960 So I've got I've got a couple here. These are 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:54.000 my favorite ones. If my right leg was Christmas and 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:56.320 my left was New Year's would you like to spend 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:57.960 some time between the holidays? 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:06.280 That's actually a bit twisted and sick. Don't use that. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.920 If you wanted to kiss, my condom expires at the 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:12.080 end of twenty twenty two. Do you want to help 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:12.640 me use it? 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.800 Why they're so like sexually disgusting? 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.960 We want, you know, we want one thing. I know 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:23.000 it's not midnight, but do you still want to kiss? 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.959 That's pretty basic. The only fireworks I can see tonight 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:27.160 are the ones in your panties. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.120 Ill man, I'm gonna stop you right here. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.640 These are you are the first thing? You are the 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.520 first thing to do on my New Year's list? 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:39.320 Are they so sexual based? Too much to hand? 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:42.040 Why New Year's resolution is to be on top of things? 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:43.240 Would you like to be one of them? 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.800 Okay, that's enough. Okay, guys, let. 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.040 Me know if any of these works have been my 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:49.400 first mistake of the New year. 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:53.720 Okay, I'm really sorry about Matt right now. Something's happened 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:55.679 with his brain that he thought this is a good idea. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:58.079 I've got a cute one. Excuse me, is it midnight? 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:00.000 I check my watch, but I can't take my eyes 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:00.400 off you. 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.040 Okay, that's fine, that's cute. 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:05.240 My resolution is to start making the first move. It's 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.200 your lucky day. I'm available at midnight. 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:10.320 Okay, he's got some good ones. Well fucking we'll give 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:10.800 it to him. 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:12.600 I guess we'll have to make New Year's Day our 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:16.000 anniversary date. If we kiss. I've already gotten my new 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:16.840 Year's resolution. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.480 Oh that's a cute one. I like that. 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:21.560 I'd love for you to be the first good thing 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:23.920 to happen to me in the new year. See, these 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:25.760 are a lot more cute to Anna. You know you 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.480 got to start off with the you know, are you 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:30.679 twenty twenty three? Because you look like a new beginning 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:30.920 to me. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.360 Oh my god, that's actually cute. If you guys said 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.840 that to me, I'd be like, Okay, I see. 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.000 You See they all don't have to be sexual. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:39.560 Well, they all started sexual. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.520 So I've got some good ones. Look, if you want 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.080 any more, hit me up. You know, I'll post them 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.880 on our Facebook page. Okay, guys, love that. I'll post 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:49.800 them on there. So join the Facebook group and you 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.440 can hear some of these great pickup lines that I have. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.559 So let's move on to the hotline right Hello, you've 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:57.560 reached Anna and Nutt. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:59.559 We can't get to the phone right now, but. 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:01.800 Please if it us a message on our hot line 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:02.760 after the beep. 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:08.319 Okay, So our first hot line comes in from anonymous. 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:10.880 Let's see what these guys got up to on. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:14.439 New Year's Hi, Anna and Matt love the pod. 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:18.480 So I got a pretty crazy New Year's Eve story 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:22.400 for you. So on New Year's Eve, like three years ago, 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:25.360 my boyfriend at the time asked me to do something 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:28.760 kind of special or very special for him, and I 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.800 was so proud because he had worked at the courage 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.480 to ask me to peg him. 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:35.439 I don't really you. 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:37.960 Know, sex positive person really open to all that kind 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.920 of stuff. So I was like, absolutely, babe, I will 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:42.160 absolutely peg you. 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.640 So obviously the New Years Eve, we're. 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.360 At his place, but he lives with his parents. But 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.120 you know how I sho had a big deal because 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:54.679 they're at a party anyway. So we light some candles, 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:57.199 we do some deep breathing and kind of ourselves in 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.400 the headspace, get ourselves all, you know, hot and ready 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:03.360 for it. Then we get going, so obviously it's just 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:05.160 the beginning, so it's kind of getting started. 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:06.760 So he's feeling good. 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:07.800 I'm feeling good. 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:13.280 But unbeknownst to us during this time, his parents have 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:17.160 come home early from their party. And the way we 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:20.800 find out is because his mum just came straight. 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:26.920 To the knocking while I was mid thrust deem Son. 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:34.760 So yeah, absolutely absolutely mortifying. We just kind of I 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:36.840 don't even know, I've kind of blanked it out, I think. 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:41.040 But his mom is so lovely and she was so embarrassed. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:43.480 She literally just like ran out the room. And then 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:46.400 I did not step inside their house for another six months. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:50.160 So great start to the new year for us. 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.200 What would you do if Michael's mum walked in when 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:54.479 you're pegging him? 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:57.040 Fuck, don't even ask you that question. I literally want 0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:01.120 to vomit. My skin is crawling from the embarrassment for her. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:02.360 That is fuck. 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:05.359 That is fucked. I mean, as from the bloke's perspective, 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:07.120 like you couldn't think of anything worse. 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:09.720 Just clarify with me, because I feel like I know 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:12.520 what pegging is. What I just need a clarification is 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.120 pegging when a girl puts on a strap on and 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:19.840 then fuck the guy from behind in the ass. Oh 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.360 my god. The mom's probably like what to have a 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:27.440 freaky shitty You two into what the fuck? I mean? 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:30.000 Whatever floats your boat and I get to going, but 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:32.160 fuck me, Like, imagine your mom walking. 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:35.040 I actually don't think there's any coming back from that. Like, 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:38.080 if that was me, I would be like to Michael, 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:41.680 we have to break up, babe. Like, I can't ever 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:43.880 look your parents in the eyes again. 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:46.360 That's cook, that is cool. I don't even think I 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:47.960 could look at my mom again in the eyes if 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.240 you saw that. Like, I mean, I'm pretty open with 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:51.920 my mom, you know what I mean. I tell mom everything, 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:52.360 but you. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:53.720 Tell your mom literally everything. 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:55.480 But I don't wanted to see me getting pegged. 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:00.000 Would you ever be open to getting peggs? 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:02.560 You know me? What do I always say? 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:03.880 You would try everything? 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:04.880 Try everything once? 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:06.000 Yeah? Fair enough? 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:09.480 Fuck it would be fair. I would have to be 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.920 in the mood like the light some candles like she did. Yeah, 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:14.520 pour a nice glass of red, warm it up, bite 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:15.440 down on the ton team. 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:18.640 I don't think I have it in me. 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:20.120 You don't. Would you try it? No? 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:20.840 I don't think. 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:21.000 So. 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.240 I think that if Michael was like, I want to 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:24.560 take it to the next level, I know. 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:26.840 He wouldn't, so I don't think it like it's hypathetically 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:29.600 he does. Hypothetically, I think I would have to say no, 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:32.360 I'd be like, sorry, babe, it's just it's not for me. 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:34.800 Like each to the road and if that's something that 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:38.280 you're comfortable trying, absolutely, and like, I respect the fact 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:41.120 that you wanted to try it, but it's just not 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:41.400 for me. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:45.280 All right, let's go to our next caller is Jenna. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:47.240 That was a good story. 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:50.320 Hey, Anna and Matt just wanted to tell you my 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:54.600 little New Year's Eve story. So I just finished work 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:57.640 for the season, finished like my first year out of school, 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:00.240 and I decided to head to the coast with a 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:03.440 few mates from home for a rodeo at the pub. 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:06.520 We all had pre drinks that day and it was 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:09.240 all really fun. We'd gone to the pub and watched 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:11.600 the rodeo, which then all my friends had gone home 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:15.960 early with their partners. Being single my first New Year's 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.960 and eighteen, I was not ready to go home. So 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:20.720 I had caught up with a male friend that I 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:24.520 hadn't seen for Ash years and ended up going home together. However, 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:27.199 when we left the pub, we were walking to his 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:30.000 motel room and sat on the side of the road 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:32.080 for a little bit as we could and find it. 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:35.840 Little did we know his motel room was right across 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:39.640 the road. When we got back to mine, we walked in, 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:44.520 which one of our friends was awake and we had 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:49.760 gone to bed. Before anything could happen, he had to 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:54.320 leave and I quote, my friend is very drunk and 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:58.160 is spewing everywhere, so I've got to go home. So 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:01.119 I had just spent an hour with this guy on 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:04.480 the side of the road and in the taxi to 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:09.840 be then I suppose you could call it ghosted. Yeah, 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:13.399 so spend all this time and even spent lost with 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:17.760 this guy and then was ghosted because his friend was spewing. 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:21.640 But I don't think that's what actually happened. I think 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:26.240 he just didn't want to be there. Oh yeah, that's 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:27.600 my New Year's Eve story. 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:32.399 Oh that's really sad. Sorry that you didn't get laid 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:34.639 on New Year's and get a hopefully she got a 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:35.560