Speaker 1: High Scrollers is produced on gadigul Land.
Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this
Speaker 2: country and Elder's past and present.
Speaker 1: Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. I'm Britney Saunders
Speaker 1: and I'm all right.
Speaker 2: Hey, and this is High Scrollers, the podcast version of
Speaker 2: your favorite group chat.
Speaker 1: We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years,
Speaker 1: so who better to catch you up on everything that's
Speaker 1: going viral.
Speaker 2: Plus we talk a lot about ourselves as well.
Speaker 1: Coming up on this episode.
Speaker 2: That's got a new Internet boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh I was going to say that you've exposed someone.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we do that too, but the internet boyfriend's
Speaker 2: more important. But yes, I do expose someone need in
Speaker 2: the industry pretty records. It's going to get me in
Speaker 2: a lot of trouble. I reckon it is.
Speaker 1: If you're going to have to listen, and I want
Speaker 1: to know if people know who you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I don't think I made it that obvious, But in
Speaker 2: the end, you've made your own bedsweeter. You can, you
Speaker 2: can fucking line shot.
Speaker 1: We need a bit of drama anyway, So I feel
Speaker 1: like it's about time we got caught up in a
Speaker 1: bit of the contriverst Yeah.
Speaker 2: Plus, Brittany has just discovered something that makes her sound
Speaker 2: so fucking dumb, and it has made me feel incredible.
Speaker 1: But I don't know everything after all, and I need
Speaker 1: to know, Like, surely I'm not the only one that
Speaker 1: he didn't know this, but someone in my position absolutely
Speaker 1: should have.
Speaker 2: Deal me and doel Let's go.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Matthew.
Speaker 2: He love love?
Speaker 1: What the fuck was that?
Speaker 2: I love?
Speaker 1: I love you sound like a forty year old smoke.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what's going on because I'm not
Speaker 2: a smoker. I'm not even a vapor. I just need
Speaker 2: to like, what's going on? Is it winter? Is it?
Speaker 2: Am I just getting to that age where you start
Speaker 2: getting that Lasky gravelly voice, you know, bloody hell.
Speaker 1: Well, something that I forgot to talk about last week,
Speaker 1: which I absolutely should have because it was fresh in
Speaker 1: my mind. But not last week, but the week before
Speaker 1: or something like that. When I went to the Gold Coast.
Speaker 1: I went to like this three day business conference.
Speaker 2: Well, we couldn't talk about this because you'd fucking hit the car.
Speaker 2: You were too preoccupy with the run. Yeah, anyway, so
Speaker 2: you went to the Gold Coast.
Speaker 1: I went to the Gold Coast for this like three
Speaker 1: day business seminar conference workshop, vibe and in the night
Speaker 1: times because like these conference seminar fucking things, like they're
Speaker 1: sponsored by a lot of big companies. They like host
Speaker 1: events that the clients can then go to and so
Speaker 1: one of them was one business hosted a night at
Speaker 1: the Pink Flamingo Lounge on.
Speaker 2: The Gold Been there, yep, gorgeous so far.
Speaker 1: I absolutely loved it. And I'm like when I was
Speaker 1: there for context, like I'm sure us a lot of
Speaker 1: you have probably seen it because I remember when they
Speaker 1: first open, it was all over my TikTok and Instagram
Speaker 1: that they'd open. But it's like a cabaret, Like how
Speaker 1: would you describe it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a cabaret theater.
Speaker 1: Club, but it's like a club as well.
Speaker 2: It looks like a nightclub, but they've got a stage
Speaker 2: with you know, they do some circus kind of performance
Speaker 2: that you're dancing a bit of drag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really cool. Like if you're on the Gold
Speaker 1: Coast or even in Brisbane and you haven't been there,
Speaker 1: shout out to them. You need to go.
Speaker 2: Oh it's fantastic.
Speaker 1: I loved it and when I was there. I was like,
Speaker 1: why don't we have anything like this innui, Like, of
Speaker 1: course we don't have something like that in Newcastle because
Speaker 1: we don't have anything cool like that. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: absolutely I absolutely loved it. And so we had like
Speaker 1: the show and dinner and drinks and then like a
Speaker 1: dance floor just breaks out and we had high the
Speaker 1: whole place to ourselves like that, well not we like
Speaker 1: the company that was hosting it. So it wasn't like
Speaker 1: the public was in there. But I think maybe on
Speaker 1: like a regular day, like they have a show and
Speaker 1: then it turns into a bit of a club and
Speaker 1: then anyone.
Speaker 2: I don't know whether that when you said it turned
Speaker 2: into a dance for I was like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if that happens normally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it turned into just like a club, but
Speaker 1: it was just like all of us there, like there
Speaker 1: was no one from the public. But I'm not sure
Speaker 1: how it operates normally, But I think it might just
Speaker 1: be a club other times. I don't know, if it's
Speaker 1: a private function venue. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Did they have the guy at the door asking you
Speaker 2: questions and then saying the things in the show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a guy at the door, and he
Speaker 1: goes because we all had our name on the list
Speaker 1: and he was putting on like that funny accent. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he goes like, and what's your name? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: Britney Saunders. He goes, Oh, I thought it was Britney
Speaker 1: Bitch And it just cracked me ups.
Speaker 2: He's so funny. But then in the show did he
Speaker 2: then reference all of.
Speaker 1: The thing name?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, so that is like the coolest part. That
Speaker 2: was what made me so. I thought it was so spectacular.
Speaker 2: Apart from all the dancing and everything else, that's so fabulous.
Speaker 2: This guy is like the door.
Speaker 1: Person and like the host of the night kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like welcoming you into the venue and asking
Speaker 2: you what your name is, what you do for work,
Speaker 2: you know, looking at what you're wearing, maybe commenting on
Speaker 2: what you're wearing, blah blah, and then during the actual
Speaker 2: show he will which happens what forty minutes later? I
Speaker 2: don't know what happens because he's got no script. He
Speaker 2: must go backstage and figure it out.
Speaker 1: He for this show, they said things about like all
Speaker 1: the people that had organized it. So when I went in,
Speaker 1: like we weren't getting asked a lot of questions. But
Speaker 1: that's because in the show they referenced like the main
Speaker 1: people of the event, like the hosts, okay that had
Speaker 1: put on the night.
Speaker 2: So normally he'll just reference, like I remember when I went.
Speaker 2: He like pinpointed me at one point and he had
Speaker 2: asked where I was from, so he knew I was
Speaker 2: from Sydney, and then he asked, what hard to Sydney
Speaker 2: because I didn't think it was going to be part
Speaker 2: of the charmtown, and then where I live and everything.
Speaker 2: Then he's like set all of that on stage, which
Speaker 2: is fine, Like it was like hilarious everyone. I'll forget
Speaker 2: about this in a minute anyway, but like just the
Speaker 2: knowledge of you know, the callbacks and all the funny
Speaker 2: little nuances. Oh, I thought it.
Speaker 1: Was when you went did they bring out the coat rack?
Speaker 2: H I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe it's because like maybe you went and it
Speaker 1: was like summer, but we obviously went just now and
Speaker 1: so the weather was a little bit cool, so heaps
Speaker 1: people obviously went to the venue with coats on. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and as you went through and checked in, they must
Speaker 1: have had like a coat room, and so everyone took
Speaker 1: their coats off because it was warm inside the venue.
Speaker 1: And then for one part of the show, they brought
Speaker 1: out a big clothes rack with everyone's jacket on it
Speaker 1: that had like been you know, handed it in when
Speaker 1: they checked in. Then they did a whole little segment
Speaker 1: like judging everyone's jacket, but it is so I know,
Speaker 1: and then they pulled They're like, who's is this and
Speaker 1: they're like making jokes at like the fashion of everyone's jacket.
Speaker 1: Then they pulled that person up on the stage and
Speaker 1: make them put it on, and like then they put
Speaker 1: like like they put things in their pockets and pretended
Speaker 1: that the person so like they put I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can say this on the pot you can
Speaker 1: beep it out had it. But they put like a
Speaker 1: massive bag of coke in the someone's pocket and pulled
Speaker 1: it out. They're like, oh my god, what's that? But
Speaker 1: it was obviously fake. And then I think like another
Speaker 1: one they put like a dildo in the pocket and
Speaker 1: then they pulled that out. It was just so interactive
Speaker 1: and fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is so fun. And you know what, I
Speaker 2: literally like, if I had the money, that is something
Speaker 2: that I would I would take that idea and copy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so anyone doing like drag shows or anything out there,
Speaker 1: that is such a good idea and such a great
Speaker 1: way to interact with the audience. Obviously it's seasonal, you
Speaker 1: could only do it when people are wearing jackets and
Speaker 1: handing them in. But it was so fun and engaging,
Speaker 1: and so you probably feel the same. Matt like same
Speaker 1: if I ever go and see a musical or any
Speaker 1: kind of show on stage or even just like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I always feel that inspired feeling, and I just
Speaker 1: like false sense of confidence. I feel like I could
Speaker 1: get up there with them and do exactly what they're doing,
Speaker 1: even though like I can't fucking spin upside down from
Speaker 1: a hul hoop. I genuinely think that I could, Like, well.
Speaker 2: I'll take you to flip Out and we'll start practicing
Speaker 2: the Pink Flamingo.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Done. So then I had a crazy idea that
Speaker 1: I wanted to share with you and the Scrollers and
Speaker 1: Hannah and the team at Nova. Okay, people are always
Speaker 1: asking us to do a live show. So my idea
Speaker 1: and my pitch is we do a live show at
Speaker 1: the Pink Flamingo Lounge, but we also do a performance
Speaker 1: and act with all the dancers there. Now, obviously we're
Speaker 1: not going to swing from the roof on the Hulo,
Speaker 1: but all the dancing and the lip singing, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can do the swinging, but I'm like, that would go
Speaker 1: absolutely wild. One night only. High Scrollers live at the
Speaker 1: Pink Flamingo Lounge and we go up there, we rehearse
Speaker 1: with them. We do a full fucking show as well
Speaker 1: as the podcast live show, and there's drinks, food, entertainment.
Speaker 2: But food, Yeah, what food do they have because when
Speaker 2: I went, they weren't allowed to serve food. I think
Speaker 2: it must have been part of their liquor license. You
Speaker 2: could only get drinks and then colored rainbow popcorn was
Speaker 2: the only thing and it was free.
Speaker 1: There was no no So maybe it's changed, but yeah,
Speaker 1: we had like that they were bringing out like cannapis because.
Speaker 2: It was a private event.
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That was the only thing that let it down for
Speaker 2: me is I was like, I just wish I could
Speaker 2: have some fucking bar food, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so no, we had full food service. And so
Speaker 1: that's my idea, that's my pitch, because we'll do a
Speaker 1: full live show, but it can be in the form
Speaker 1: of like a musical cabaret. I'll fucking sing old dance,
Speaker 1: you can swing from the roof, you can sing and
Speaker 1: dance and I reckon that would just go off.
Speaker 2: This is a dream for me, Like I don't understand,
Speaker 2: just some like when are you found in the fucking time, idiot?
Speaker 1: I'll do it Like that would just be amazing. Rather
Speaker 1: than us doing a typical live show where there's one
Speaker 1: little lounge on the thing and we go and sit
Speaker 1: there and we get some other special guests to come out,
Speaker 1: We're putting on a fucking show. I'm gonna be on
Speaker 1: that stage in like the costumes were amazing too. I
Speaker 1: want to do all that and then we'll intertwine like
Speaker 1: that would just be so interactive and fun.
Speaker 2: Surely we're running at a loss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: You'll just pay for it, will you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Fate is funding it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I just thought that, Like when I was just
Speaker 1: watching them all on the stage, I'm like, I can
Speaker 1: see Matt and I out there. I can see Matt
Speaker 1: twirling from that thing on the scene, the.
Speaker 2: Ribbons like Pink. I could be a Pink tribute show. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I could fly me round.
Speaker 1: I would pay so much money to see you do
Speaker 1: a Pink tribute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a leotard, fly.
Speaker 1: Like a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: I want nothing more than to fly around a stadium
Speaker 2: like they do in their concerts, like Pink, Katie Perry, Beyonce,
Speaker 2: everyone who fly and around. I'm like, that looks fucking fun.
Speaker 2: Get me up there now. I would not be nervous
Speaker 2: at all. I'd be I want I like the one
Speaker 2: that Pink does where you can spin, you know, the
Speaker 2: one that kind of like it's like the what's what's
Speaker 2: it called? When the football has the has the camera.
Speaker 2: You watch the NRL and they've got the flying camera
Speaker 2: that can go at any angle. You know, she's like
Speaker 2: hooked up all around the stadium and she can fly anywhere.
Speaker 2: But she also can spin in her own thing anyway,
Speaker 2: you know the one.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of the motion sickness. So you can
Speaker 1: do this spinning in the hula hoot from the ceiling.
Speaker 1: I'll do all the dancing. It will just be so good, Scrollers.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you there. It's happening. And
Speaker 1: you know what, the Pink Flamingo Lounge would be all
Speaker 1: over it too, because I tagged them on my story
Speaker 1: and they're like, come back again soon. Let us know
Speaker 1: when you're coming back. So, yeah, I'm coming back and
Speaker 1: I'm being in the show. It'll be sold the fuck
Speaker 1: out and there'll be a wait list too.
Speaker 2: We could do like a five night five nights only.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was thinking just like one show only, bang, But.
Speaker 2: How many people can be in the venue?
Speaker 1: There was one hundred and something of us in there,
Speaker 1: but there were still some spare seats. I reckon they
Speaker 1: could sit like two to three hundred and then it's exclusive.
Speaker 1: So if you get a ticket.
Speaker 2: But it's a lot of effort for one night only,
Speaker 2: fine too. I'm thinking we just sell till it doesn't sell.
Speaker 2: True if you think about the amount of tickets that
Speaker 2: I sell around the country and then add you into
Speaker 2: the mix as well, I think we're in for a
Speaker 2: fucking six months run at the Pink Fromingo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I also don't we do.
Speaker 2: Residencies in Australia. Why doesn't guys Sebastian just do the
Speaker 2: Star Casino or something for six months Australians. I don't
Speaker 2: reckon I want to go, would they?
Speaker 1: But yeah, people don't like to see people succeed here.
Speaker 1: If you want to go there.
Speaker 2: Oh, we don't have time.
Speaker 1: No, we don't have time. But anyway, see that's the
Speaker 1: end of the episode. Just kidding. This is the main episode.
Speaker 1: But anyway, that is my idea. I'm putting it out
Speaker 1: to the world. I'm manifesting and that's it. And if
Speaker 1: Nova doesn't want to do it, I'll just do it myself.
Speaker 1: Kinda just sees me and you're doing a live show
Speaker 1: it She's like, what, we won't put of any of these.
Speaker 1: We just went out and just did it anyway for fun.
Speaker 3: Please be upstanding.
Speaker 2: The Royal Flush. Okay, I will go first with my
Speaker 2: Royal Flush. I have a new favorite TikTok account. And
Speaker 2: oh you don't have your phone on you. I was
Speaker 2: gonna say you. I have to look him up. But
Speaker 2: his name is Reuben Namibia. Have you seen Reuben Namibia?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think Namibia is his last name. Okay,
Speaker 2: I think Namibia is the country? Is a country or
Speaker 2: a city? Go google girl, Namibia country or city? Country?
Speaker 2: Namibe is a country. This guy named Reuben lives in
Speaker 2: Namibia and he is South African and he is looking
Speaker 2: after this baboon. I'm pretty sure he has like a
Speaker 2: he has like a what do you call a sanctuary
Speaker 2: sort of vibe for orphaned animals. And he currently the
Speaker 2: current obsession that I have is Cindy the baboon. Cindy.
Speaker 2: He's named the baboon Cindy. I don't know Cindy's story.
Speaker 2: First of all, look at Reuben Namibia. You can tell
Speaker 2: why I like watching him. And this is Cindy the baboon,
Speaker 2: an orphaned baboon that he's looking after. Please have a
Speaker 2: look at this video of him waking her up.
Speaker 3: No, she's angry since she's in bed. You don't want
Speaker 3: anyone to push anymore. But she's here, so we're happy. Now.
Speaker 3: We'll just put the blanket over. Is your baby, Cindy,
Speaker 3: your baby's to sleep at night, and I'll close your
Speaker 3: witch blanket tonight.
Speaker 2: Let's do the pink one.
Speaker 3: So I'm so happy that we finally got in bed.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it takes longer than other nights, but this night
Speaker 3: it wasn't too long anyway.
Speaker 2: Public call out, Reuben Namibia. I can be a baboon
Speaker 2: if you need, Darlan, I can knot like a baboon.
Speaker 2: What do you need from me? I'll make it happen.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is I've never wanted to be an
Speaker 2: orphaned baboon, so in my life. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, gorgeous, He's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I look at his arms. Oh my god. You know
Speaker 2: we're saying last week on the pod we don't look
Speaker 2: at people's arms. I'm looking at his.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we look at someone's arms when they got sculpted arms.
Speaker 1: But otherwise I don't care what your arms look like.
Speaker 2: That means anyway, So that's my roof. Oh I haven't
Speaker 2: seen that one. That's a girl.
Speaker 3: Come, come, come, she's doing really good. Are you tired,
Speaker 3: my little lady?
Speaker 2: Yes, I am Reuben.
Speaker 1: Everyone goes look him up because he's really cute.
Speaker 2: It's are U b E and Namibia and enjoy. Oh
Speaker 2: he's got merch. I might buy something. He's got six
Speaker 2: hundred k followers, so he's well established. A lot of
Speaker 2: people probably know him. I'm just going to check out
Speaker 2: his something merch. Sop. Oh, he's m which has a
Speaker 2: shirt that's I Love Cindy and it's a picture of
Speaker 2: Cindy the baboon on it. Thirty four Great British Pods,
Speaker 2: which is about seventy bucks Australian bit state for a
Speaker 2: T shirt. I come for a T shirt with a
Speaker 2: baboon on it. At least all I Love Cindy hoodie
Speaker 2: is seventy five, which is about one hundred and fifty Australian.
Speaker 2: I will say, probably going to the conservation of the animals,
Speaker 2: so lightfully fair enough. You can probably spend a little
Speaker 2: bit more on the jumper. But oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't love I don't love Cyindy that much.
Speaker 1: You would get one if it was a I love
Speaker 1: Rupert well my royal flush of the week. Why did
Speaker 1: I only just learn the other day that you can
Speaker 1: schedule an email?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, Brittany, Yes you can schedule an email so
Speaker 1: it can send out at a certain time.
Speaker 2: No, I know you didn't know this, No, Brittany, what
Speaker 2: she's running businesses and she's only just figured out you
Speaker 2: can schedule an email. Yes, I'm appalled. I schedule every
Speaker 2: single email without Why.
Speaker 1: Am I finding out this the other day? Hannah? Did
Speaker 1: you know? Oh she knew, babe.
Speaker 2: I fear every single person knows that this is a thing.
Speaker 1: It's not obvious a problem that I run into was
Speaker 1: not a problem, right, But I get most of my
Speaker 1: work done at night, So I'm just replying to emails
Speaker 1: at night. When i have like ideas pop into my
Speaker 1: head or something that i want to talk to someone
Speaker 1: about the next day, I'll send an email to like
Speaker 1: our staff members, like at head office and whatever. And
Speaker 1: at FATE we work eight till four in the office,
Speaker 1: and like we're very big on, like not a single
Speaker 1: person works beyond that four cl I know a lot
Speaker 1: of people like feel like they have to take their
Speaker 1: work home with them or they have shit to do
Speaker 1: at night, because if they don't, then they're gonna fall behind.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. Since day one at FATE, any like,
Speaker 1: none of our staff take their work home, And if
Speaker 1: I have found out that they had for some reason,
Speaker 1: then I've got something to say to them, because I'm
Speaker 1: just massive on. Like four o'clock, you clock off, and
Speaker 1: you forget about work until the next day. But then
Speaker 1: if I've heard, you know, someone's taking their laptop home
Speaker 1: and they just quickly wanted to do something at night,
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't do that, because I'm just massive on.
Speaker 1: Once you're off the clock, you're off the clock. So
Speaker 1: I think it's so unhealthy for staff to have to
Speaker 1: be thinking, you know, a work outside of work. Agree
Speaker 1: within reason, of course, like if you're a manager and
Speaker 1: someone's called in sick at night, like of course you
Speaker 1: gonna have to write back to that person to cover
Speaker 1: the shift or whatever. But just in general, I'm massive
Speaker 1: on do not work outside of work?
Speaker 2: Also, sorry, have you seen like Anthony Alberici talking all
Speaker 2: about how he's brought that law in so that you
Speaker 2: can't get contact it's right to disconnect, right, I would
Speaker 2: love to hear from people send us an email please,
Speaker 2: yes if you actually have had a problem with that,
Speaker 2: because the way he's harping on about it, it's like
Speaker 2: it's like a really.
Speaker 1: Big is a big issue. And I remember speaking about
Speaker 1: this ages ago when we first heard about that on
Speaker 1: my other podcast, and I had a lot of people
Speaker 1: sending me dms on my big business account where it
Speaker 1: is a massive problem, like where especially I think like
Speaker 1: smaller businesses, where business owners and bosses and managers and
Speaker 1: stuff like guilt trip their staff into needing to like
Speaker 1: talk to them twenty four seven or making them feel
Speaker 1: like they need to be contactable around the clock. Soor
Speaker 1: it's for those kind of people. Okay, So I think
Speaker 1: you'd be surprised at how much that rule is needed.
Speaker 1: And I remember when it came out because you get
Speaker 1: like government update update emails like they just land in
Speaker 1: our inbox. And I remember when that first came out
Speaker 1: and it's like soon employees will have the right to
Speaker 1: disconnect or remember showing a Jamie both laughed because that
Speaker 1: wasn't going to be a problem for us whatsoever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we've never had that kind of workplace. And I
Speaker 1: remember saying, Aja, imagine how many business owners right now
Speaker 1: would be spiraling going no, but I need to be
Speaker 1: able to contact my staff because they need to be No,
Speaker 1: they don't. Yeah, like if you're not paying them to
Speaker 1: be on call or to be available to you at
Speaker 1: whatever time of the night, then they have no they
Speaker 1: should not need to answer your call.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I've never understood as well, the whole similarly the
Speaker 2: taking the work home thing. Other then the work just
Speaker 2: doesn't get done and then like I've got to do
Speaker 2: this work and then well then it's like why can't
Speaker 2: you do it tomorrow when you get to work, And then.
Speaker 1: Well, I think like from a business owners standpoint, if
Speaker 1: you've got an employee that feels like they cannot finish
Speaker 1: their tasks in a day and that they have to
Speaker 1: take it home to finish it at night, otherwise it's
Speaker 1: going to pile up tomorrow and they're just going to
Speaker 1: get further and further behind. You need to hire a
Speaker 1: second person to do that person's job with them. That's
Speaker 1: when you need a team. Like, if that's point blank
Speaker 1: exactly when you need to make a new hire, people
Speaker 1: are always like, when do you know when you need
Speaker 1: to make the next higher? Then if there's one person
Speaker 1: run off their feet and they're drowning, that's when you
Speaker 1: need a second person in that department. Fucking dummies, Fucking dummies. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm massive on people not taking work home with them,
Speaker 1: and so then me that rule doesn't fucking I work
Speaker 1: at night, Like that's when I get my best work
Speaker 1: done because I'm just sitting on my desktop at home,
Speaker 1: like just doing my own thing, eating dinner, whatever, And
Speaker 1: so I will be sending out emails, replying to people
Speaker 1: that haven't got back to And then every now and
Speaker 1: then there's a few people in our fate office that
Speaker 1: will because they've got like the Gmail apup on their phone,
Speaker 1: and then they'll I'll send them like a little thought
Speaker 1: that I've had at night, but let's chat about this tomorrow,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. But I'm sending it to them with
Speaker 1: the thought in my mind they're going to read that
Speaker 1: when they come in in the morning. But then if
Speaker 1: they check the Gmail app at home, some of the
Speaker 1: girls will then write back and be like, oh my god, yes,
Speaker 1: I love this. And then I message and say, oh, like,
Speaker 1: get off your emails. I'm sending that to you for tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I've had to like say to like a few
Speaker 1: of them, like I love that, you you know, want
Speaker 1: to write back to me because they might be like
Speaker 1: excited about whatever it is that I'm talking about or whatever,
Speaker 1: and they're like, We're just happy to write back, like
Speaker 1: it's no worries whatsoever. And I'm like, don't like because
Speaker 1: I feel bad. But then I've found out I don't.
Speaker 1: I can just schedule.
Speaker 2: Emails now to the minute, honey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So here I am. I send emails out at
Speaker 1: night thinking everyone's going to see this at eight am
Speaker 1: when they come in, but now I've just been scheduling
Speaker 1: them for eight am, so that they don't like get
Speaker 1: tempted to look at their phone.
Speaker 2: Well, I love it too, because then you're the first
Speaker 2: thing in their inbox as soon as they sit down.
Speaker 2: And I'm I'm even like a nine oh three because
Speaker 2: other people may have scheduled for nine. Yeah, sometimes I'm
Speaker 2: a nine oh nine in case someone else has thought
Speaker 2: like me and done a nine oh three.
Speaker 1: I've been scheduling them for eight when everyone starts. But
Speaker 1: then I'm like, does it make it look like that
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there waiting for eight o'clock on the dot
Speaker 1: and then God sent.
Speaker 2: Well, potentially, but also I think they've probably clocked on
Speaker 2: to the fact that you're scheduling. But I will schedule
Speaker 2: every email. Although the email I sent you last night
Speaker 2: I didn't schedule because I was like, I don't want
Speaker 2: someone else to reply before this schedule. So that's the
Speaker 2: only time when scheduling can come in because like I
Speaker 2: didn't want to. I wrote it last night. I could
Speaker 2: have scheduled it for this morning, but if then you
Speaker 2: had written back in between what I had said may
Speaker 2: not have made sense. Yeah, So I was like, I
Speaker 2: better send it now. But apart from that, and you know,
Speaker 2: we used slack. Do you slack?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: We slack? And so you can schedule text messages essentially on.
Speaker 1: Change my life, and I've just never noticed it, Like
Speaker 1: we use Gmail for fate and like, you go, surely
Speaker 1: there's someone else out there who didn't know that you
Speaker 1: could schedule emails.
Speaker 2: I reckon, everyone knew we need to.
Speaker 1: You're typing, and then like instead of clicking send, it's
Speaker 1: the little like arrow down yeah next to it, So
Speaker 1: that's not obvious. But then what has become obvious to
Speaker 1: me since is like, then you know, when you're on
Speaker 1: your desktop over to the side, there's like inbox draft,
Speaker 1: spam scheduled. Yeah, there's like a whole, a whole thing,
Speaker 1: but I've never noticed it. But it's like they're like
Speaker 1: a few words down from inboxes scheduled. Yeah, I've never
Speaker 1: fucking noticed it.
Speaker 2: I love that. I love when you learn things. It
Speaker 2: makes me feel smart. I'm like, good, she actually isn't
Speaker 2: the best at everything.
Speaker 1: And it was one of the girls at work that
Speaker 1: said it, like, just so casually you can schedule I'm like,
Speaker 1: what did you just say? That's just solved all my
Speaker 1: problems of emailing you all at night. And then you're
Speaker 1: right back anyway, and then I say, don't write back
Speaker 1: to me. You're not supposed to see it until the morning.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it is like that, and you do only get
Speaker 2: a chance to reply to emails at ten thirty at night,
Speaker 2: especially like if I've been doing something all day and
Speaker 2: then I've got an event and then I'll at home
Speaker 2: and be like, exchange my life.
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to have to get everyone
Speaker 1: to delete the Gmail app off their phones because I
Speaker 1: don't want them to see my emails at night.
Speaker 2: But you schedule it, have all your different categories as well, nah,
Speaker 2: or my in box labels. You don't use labels, so
Speaker 2: you need to That's the next thing you need to
Speaker 2: work out. I'm not no, Brittany. You're actually going to
Speaker 2: kill me if you show me. I've gotten into the
Speaker 2: labels now, so I've got like different labels. So what
Speaker 2: will happen is my inbox, Like let's say I've got
Speaker 2: one hundred emails there at the start of the day
Speaker 2: ready to reply to. So what I'll do is I've
Speaker 2: got different labels which are like financial awaiting response to
Speaker 2: reply to whatever, blah blah. So basically what I'll Brittany
Speaker 2: not the thirteen thousand on read emails.
Speaker 1: And I've got these labels, but they're from like years ago,
Speaker 1: so I've got daily tasks and top Okay, there's.
Speaker 2: Not even any I would just say, mark all is
Speaker 2: read and start again.
Speaker 1: How do I do that?
Speaker 2: Go to the three dots where? Oh yeah, here, I
Speaker 2: think if you just go here, three dots up here,
Speaker 2: mark all is red, and that'll clear your thirteen thousand.
Speaker 1: See but I'm just so used to that number there
Speaker 1: that i don't even see it that it's there.
Speaker 2: I reckon you start fresh, and so what happens is
Speaker 2: then tomorrow when you log in, you'll have all these
Speaker 2: emails here that are like highlighted and ready to be read.
Speaker 2: What I then do is in my labels, so I'll
Speaker 2: have financial, So if a receipt comes through that's like
Speaker 2: tax deductible, I'll label it as financial and I'll get
Speaker 2: to that later. And then I'll go to the next one.
Speaker 1: And okay, go on, mark them all is red.
Speaker 2: Okay, so mark all is red. And then what I'll
Speaker 2: and then what I do is like I'll have a
Speaker 2: label for awaiting response, and that's someone I've replied to
Speaker 2: and I'm waiting for them to get back to me
Speaker 2: so I can follow.
Speaker 1: Up in a few days, have the time to do that,
Speaker 1: and then have chaos.
Speaker 2: But you do have the time. It actually is all
Speaker 2: about time management because then you're twenty emails. You've gone
Speaker 2: through and you've realized five of them you don't need
Speaker 2: to reply to, two of them are spam anyway, and
Speaker 2: you've deleted, and then you've got five to reply to
Speaker 2: and five receipts and they're now filed, and so now
Speaker 2: you just go to to reply and they're all the ones.
Speaker 2: You work your way through and you reply to all
Speaker 2: of them, and then they remove themselves from the label anyway,
Speaker 2: and then you go on.
Speaker 1: And so when you put a label on something and
Speaker 1: then you reply to it, does it remove from the label?
Speaker 2: No, you have to remove the label, but I should.
Speaker 2: It's easy, like if I get a label here. Also,
Speaker 2: this is such a funny podcast episode topic to talk about.
Speaker 2: So if I say, like to reply, which you could
Speaker 2: call it anything, but yeah, let's say to reply, So
Speaker 2: this webjet spam that you've got, okay, let's say you
Speaker 2: could you go label and you go to reply okay,
Speaker 2: and then you go you're go on back and you
Speaker 2: clear all of the ones waiting to be read.
Speaker 1: But I'm never going to be able to delete all
Speaker 1: of them because there's thirteen over thirteen thousand in there.
Speaker 2: No, but we started again. You've marked them all as
Speaker 2: read anyway, Okay, to reply, you then click here's all
Speaker 2: your two replies. Yeah, and then you go in there
Speaker 2: and then you reply, and then you can just delete.
Speaker 1: Okay, take the lead, take.
Speaker 2: The label off, and it removes.
Speaker 1: From I'll tell you one of the biggest mistakes that
Speaker 1: I've made in my life. What just about emails? Like
Speaker 1: this is my fate email, my main email. You've put
Speaker 1: everything online shopping using that email to check out, so
Speaker 1: now every day like no offense, Why am I getting
Speaker 1: an email from silk Oil of Morocco Like I've never
Speaker 1: bought that.
Speaker 2: I've got specific emails for all my shopping, all my work,
Speaker 2: Like my work email only gets work stuff.
Speaker 1: But I like now, like I don't know how new
Speaker 1: it is. You know how you used to need to
Speaker 1: like scroll down to the bottom and then click unsubscribe.
Speaker 1: I like that Now it's just there like unsubscribe, unsubscribed,
Speaker 1: done easy. But yeah, that's a mistake that I've just
Speaker 1: I've made it's too late to restart.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. You could literally make an email right
Speaker 2: now and send everything there in stead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or I'll tell you what I do.
Speaker 2: Do you need someone to just you need to employ
Speaker 2: someone employing me. I'd sit there and unsubscribe from all
Speaker 2: your fucking emails.
Speaker 1: I do slowly, like every day as they come in,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like unsubscribed, Sorry, silk oil of Morocco? Who's
Speaker 1: bought from that website?
Speaker 2: Who are the thirteen thousand people you've ignored? Then?
Speaker 1: Probably mainly just like farming, Like couldn't that be things
Speaker 1: that No, I reply to every email that I need to.
Speaker 2: Okay, just don't read the other thirteen thousand, Yeah, just.
Speaker 1: Shit that I don't. It doesn't need my attention. So
Speaker 1: we've deleted, we've marked all is read. But it still
Speaker 1: says thirteen thousand, three hundred and forty one. Right click it,
Speaker 1: right click that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is there a mark all is red NA?
Speaker 1: Maybe that's just how many emails are in my inboxing.
Speaker 2: Total it's unread.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe you only marked all is read the one page.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because now mark all that is red. Let's see. No,
Speaker 2: you don't have to select.
Speaker 1: Oh, here, select all thirty five thousand, five hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty nine conversations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go and then say Marcus read Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, so we're confirming the bold action. This actual effect
Speaker 1: all thirty five thousand, five hundred and fifty nine conversations.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to continue? Yes?
Speaker 2: Delete?
Speaker 1: I deleted them all accidentally.
Speaker 2: Oh look at the number, but going down? Is it
Speaker 2: going down?
Speaker 1: It might take long, depending on how many a thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's refresh. It's thirteen thousand, three hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2: I'm pissing that the scrollers are currently listening to this,
Speaker 2: by the way, Like I'm.
Speaker 1: Just it's play by play. You've had to still say
Speaker 1: thirteen thousand.
Speaker 2: It might take a while.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, look, I didn't know that you could schedule emails.
Speaker 1: But then, like I've since like discovered that little button there.
Speaker 1: But like when you compose and you go to send,
Speaker 1: like it's they should make the schedule more obvious.
Speaker 2: You got on there, Yeah, just schedule.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I've got. I don't know, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean daily tasks tab. The last time I used this, well,
Speaker 1: I started it in twenty twenty two. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: can just fucking delete those.
Speaker 2: All the messages.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're from twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: God, you make me nervous. I don't delete anything but spam.
Speaker 2: You never know when you're going to need that email again.
Speaker 2: Could be evidence, could be true, could be important? You
Speaker 2: could you just need to could you could just need
Speaker 2: to reference it in the future.
Speaker 1: Then how about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does that do?
Speaker 1: Puts them into like an archive folder, looks like, but
Speaker 1: what's that?
Speaker 2: What is an archive? But when you archive an email?
Speaker 2: Where's it go? Just to a hidden folder?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the.
Speaker 2: Point Why would you archive and not delete? I guess
Speaker 2: to keep it somewhere, But then what's the point of archiving?
Speaker 2: You may as well just even.
Speaker 1: In the inbox, so it's away from the inbox.
Speaker 2: It's all too much, you know, what's your email etiquette? Like?
Speaker 2: By the way, but remember how like in primary.
Speaker 1: School it depends who I'm talking to.
Speaker 2: You'd have to do an email course. You learned how
Speaker 2: to write an email, and there was a specific way.
Speaker 2: There was specific paragraphs.
Speaker 1: Remember like why blah blah blah, comma two lines down, Yeah,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, my email etiquette depends
Speaker 1: who I'm talking to.
Speaker 2: Mine depends on my mood and my how rushed I am.
Speaker 1: See, Mine's just fully dependent on who's on the other end.
Speaker 1: If it's a J and I get an invoice, I
Speaker 1: fword it to him and just write pay. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't even I just write the word pay, and he's
Speaker 1: very much the same back to me. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: was right back paid. We've actually made jokes about that
Speaker 1: before because she said with April sorry, she says like, hi, aj,
Speaker 1: here's this invoice. So I know it's seven and a
Speaker 1: half thousand dollars for us to do a model shoot,
Speaker 1: but we got some great content. And then he just
Speaker 1: writes back paid, and she's like, oh, Like she feels
Speaker 1: like it's him being but that's just him in the
Speaker 1: way that.
Speaker 2: He I've gotten to the point where my team, who
Speaker 2: send me invites to events, if I don't want to go,
Speaker 2: I just write back nil interest, nothing else, nil interest.
Speaker 1: I will say, politely deling I say not.
Speaker 2: To the people. They then go back to the Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's my team being like, hey, do you want to
Speaker 2: go to this one?
Speaker 1: Politely decline yeah.
Speaker 2: Prior engagement. I've got a prior engagement. Yeah, politely decline,
Speaker 2: I do have a prior engagement that night or interstate.
Speaker 2: I also do go into state a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, depends what I'm talking to. But I always
Speaker 1: like to have a bit of personality in my emails
Speaker 1: and just keep it real. I actually saw you post
Speaker 1: a TikTok Matt. Was that real?
Speaker 2: Yes? And you know how many people have asked me
Speaker 2: if it was real?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: So many people.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Okay? I was on a flight from Orlando to Los Angeles. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was when I was meeting up with you for Coachella.
Speaker 2: Sorry to bring up America.
Speaker 1: You talk about America again.
Speaker 2: So I was on the flight from Orlando to LA
Speaker 2: and this little girl was singing dance Monkey in the
Speaker 2: in the same aisle that we were sitting in. She
Speaker 2: was singing dance Army, Dance Fami dance for me.
Speaker 1: Wow, and wait is a song called dance monkey?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Does she ever say monkey?
Speaker 2: Probably?
Speaker 1: Why doesn't she call the song dance for me?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I remember I just go in lockdown.
Speaker 2: Good question. Actually I remember.
Speaker 1: In lockdown times because that's when that song was going viral,
Speaker 1: dance Monkey, And I remember I was like I think
Speaker 1: I can do a good tones and I impersonation.
Speaker 2: I remember I did a video in the week and
Speaker 2: all did a video in the wig and the hat.
Speaker 1: Can you do it now?
Speaker 2: Please? I don't know if I can ever remember how
Speaker 2: she how she sings?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Don't wear your she don't wear usha no, because there's
Speaker 2: a bit of oh see you see that's that's what
Speaker 2: I was doing in the video. I was going, I was.
Speaker 4: Going, see you'll see, you'll see you ever time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's the you know you're dup me? Do this?
Speaker 1: Doesn't bay?
Speaker 2: Was that good?
Speaker 1: Hudder? Like you're not you're dump me?
Speaker 2: Dance?
Speaker 1: Doesn't by now a bed.
Speaker 2: One more, Dame Jesus, I think about you know how
Speaker 2: I'm you know, wre you know planes? High scrollers is
Speaker 2: now available on like pretty much every domestic flight in Australia,
Speaker 2: so you can listen on your next flight you can
Speaker 2: listen to high scrollers. And I just am pissing thinking
Speaker 2: that this might be someone's first ever impression.
Speaker 1: They've taken a chance like no offense to us, and what.
Speaker 2: They've had to sit through is us learn and how
Speaker 2: to do email and now screech and tones and I.
Speaker 1: I reckon like no offense to us, Like I do
Speaker 1: think we're pretty good, and I think this podcast is
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious, But I feel like it's the podcast where
Speaker 1: you've got to understand the context of why we are
Speaker 1: the way we are and why we talk about the
Speaker 1: things we talk about and our sense of humor. Because
Speaker 1: if I was just some random person on a flight
Speaker 1: and I tuned in and we got happen, I'd be like.
Speaker 2: What the I reckon? You'd be so fucking bored by us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, starvage, Yeah, they've got to know, like more context
Speaker 1: to high scrollers.
Speaker 2: If you didn't know us and you listened to our podcast,
Speaker 2: you'd fucking hate it, like you would be.
Speaker 1: I can't because they wouldn't get the hu.
Speaker 2: You would think this is mind numbing shit, like this
Speaker 2: is what are these two people do? And they've got
Speaker 2: two brain cells. They're rubbing it together and trying to
Speaker 2: make a fire. Like Honestly, people, if they've come across
Speaker 2: one of our social videos, this has always scares me.
Speaker 2: One of our tiktoks goes viral and randoms who don't
Speaker 2: know us and never seen us come and listen to
Speaker 2: the podcast to get the whole scoop. Fucking know we
Speaker 2: are setting them up for failure. I'll tell you that
Speaker 2: much for free.
Speaker 1: Or are we fully wrong in that? And would someone
Speaker 1: listen to us and be like these two allegends?
Speaker 2: Nah, no way, you need the context, you need the nuance. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I mean, I'm over you saying pretty out of
Speaker 2: pocket things after the time. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But it's for the scrolls know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we feel safe talking to you, whereas like anyone
Speaker 1: who doesn't get it scary anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that video was real. So I she was singing
Speaker 2: dance Monkey and I so here's a scroll as exclusive
Speaker 2: for you if you haven't seen the video. What happens
Speaker 2: is you can see me nodding along to the girl singing.
Speaker 2: In the background. You can't see her, You're just sitting
Speaker 2: on the plane anyway. While I'm enjoying her singing, a
Speaker 2: little boy marches up from the front of the plane
Speaker 2: and yells at her and says, can you stop singing?
Speaker 2: You sound so bad? And I was watching this interaction happen,
Speaker 2: and I could just see this little girl like go
Speaker 2: into her shell and really feel quite embarrassed, which is
Speaker 2: so hilarious because I'm like, Queen, you were just singing
Speaker 2: at the top of your lungs, Like did you not
Speaker 2: realize that that's what you were doing? I don't know. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So he's done that and has shut her down, and
Speaker 2: he's moved back to her seat, and he was so
Speaker 2: rude about it, and so I have then said. I
Speaker 2: was like, I've got to say something to her because
Speaker 2: she now looks so upset. So I was like trying
Speaker 2: to get her attention. Then I got the mum's attention,
Speaker 2: and the mum was like, what's wrong, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: can you just Lae. It's like I loved your singing, dulling,
Speaker 2: like I just wanted to let her know, and she
Speaker 2: like looked thankful that I had said that, and you know,
Speaker 2: the mom was like, oh, bless Anyway, the point is
Speaker 2: it's got nothing to do with singing on a plane.
Speaker 2: I originally was making that video to make a joke
Speaker 2: of the girl, Like I was making the video to
Speaker 2: be like you goover, you're on a flight and she's singing,
Speaker 2: and I was like, you know, and then it turned
Speaker 2: into something else because you know, i'd never tell her
Speaker 2: to be quiet. But I was like, this is just
Speaker 2: you can't make this up. That I'm sitting on a
Speaker 2: plane go on a Coachella and there's this girl singing
Speaker 2: dance monkey who's toads and like she's an American. I'm
Speaker 2: on an American flight, you know. It was just bizarre. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I was like, this is just such an alright,
Speaker 2: hay thing that like, this is happening to me in
Speaker 2: my row right now anyway, So that's why I was
Speaker 2: making it. And I was like, people are going to
Speaker 2: love this, Like I was just probably going to chuck
Speaker 2: it on my Instagram story anyway. Then that interaction happened
Speaker 2: and I caught that on camera. So then I was like,
Speaker 2: I'll make a whole thing out of this. Then we
Speaker 2: went to Coachella, I forgot about it. It's been sitting
Speaker 2: in my camera.
Speaker 1: Rover since now.
Speaker 2: No other girl has gone.
Speaker 1: Singing Mawana yes, but singing it into the phone that
Speaker 1: the air hostess is used, which projects across the whole.
Speaker 2: Can we play a little clip of it? Please have
Speaker 2: a listen to this. Every turn I take, every trill,
Speaker 2: I track every pet, I make every broll.
Speaker 1: Please to the place I know where I cannot go,
Speaker 1: where I love to see the line where this guy
Speaker 1: so this little girl, bless her.
Speaker 2: Okay, there stuck on the tarmac, aren't they something's going
Speaker 2: wrong with the plane.
Speaker 1: See now, this is something that when I was her age,
Speaker 1: I would have loved to do. This is something that
Speaker 1: I'll be like, please please, mum, can I please sing?
Speaker 1: Because I would have thought that I was really talented.
Speaker 2: Stuck on the tar out, you're doing a so the same.
Speaker 1: Way that, Yeah, I love being in the talent quest
Speaker 1: at school. I would love to do that, but my
Speaker 1: mum would never would let you, like, surely not. And
Speaker 1: that's like I'm sure everyone they.
Speaker 2: Sit down, Brittany embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like I'm sure everyone's seen it by this point.
Speaker 1: But this poor little girl, Like, good on her for
Speaker 1: having the confidence I would have at her age as well,
Speaker 1: because you just don't have that like fear of judgment
Speaker 1: uh huh from the public when you're that age. But
Speaker 1: she's singing and it's not good. She can't sing. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I am the comments I've been seeing
Speaker 1: like is this mum telling her that she's a good
Speaker 1: singer and that yes, you should definitely sing in front
Speaker 1: of this whole plane.
Speaker 2: How have they even gotten to that point? How have
Speaker 2: they gotten to the point where a flight attendant has
Speaker 2: been able like has the mum gone, oh, let her
Speaker 2: sing for everyone? Or has she been singing and the
Speaker 2: flight attendant said, would you like to pull on her performance?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, that's what I want to know. I want
Speaker 1: to know more how did they get to that point?
Speaker 2: But I totally agree that. So my thing is, like
Speaker 2: it goes back to screaming babies on a flight. I've
Speaker 2: said on the podcast before, if you are if you
Speaker 2: are annoyed by a screaming baby on a flight, that's
Speaker 2: on you. I'm like, you are first of all, you're
Speaker 2: a pub chubolic transport. But second of all, why don't
Speaker 2: you have your headphones? Why don't you blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: So I had my headphones on and they obviously were
Speaker 2: noise canceling at all, but I took them off to
Speaker 2: like listen to this girl. You know, if you're on
Speaker 2: a flight and you don't have headphones in, I don't
Speaker 2: understand what world you're living in, but your cook as
Speaker 2: it is. So if you're then complaining about baby crying
Speaker 2: or a little girl singing that's on you. In my opinion, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Need to have headphones on a plane. Yeah, And like
Speaker 1: I feel like airports have gotten real good too, Like
Speaker 1: I've had instances where I've forgotten them, like when you're like, shit,
Speaker 1: I forgot my headphones. But you can buy them out
Speaker 1: of bending machines now. So if you're that desperate and
Speaker 1: you really don't want to hear kids singing mowana or
Speaker 1: baby screaming, you can get a cheap little pair out
Speaker 1: of the bending machine.
Speaker 2: I will say as well, though it is weird that
Speaker 2: the mom didn't do anything to the girl who was
Speaker 2: sitting next to me, Like it's that the mum didn't say,
Speaker 2: oh sweetie, like let's not you know, I think the
Speaker 2: mum had had that mum had headphones on, but I'm
Speaker 2: sure she would have noticed her daughter singing dancemiking. The
Speaker 2: point is I only did that because there are two
Speaker 2: There are two alarming things in that situation. First of all,
Speaker 2: a boy has shut down a girl, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let a boy silence a girl in
Speaker 2: front of me and let him get away with that.
Speaker 2: And so that's what compelled me to let her know
Speaker 2: that I enjoyed her singing because he had just shut
Speaker 2: her down. And I was like, you're a fucking bastard.
Speaker 2: But second of all, what I think is alarming is
Speaker 2: that out of guess eight year old boy and at
Speaker 2: I guess five year old girl. What was more alarming
Speaker 2: to me was that eight year old boy had the
Speaker 2: guts to get out of his seat, walk down the
Speaker 2: plane and tell her. But I'm like, where has that
Speaker 2: behavior been learned from? Yeah, you know what gives him
Speaker 2: the right? I never would have done that as a child.
Speaker 2: I never would have had the guts to get up
Speaker 2: and tell another person what to do, you know. So like,
Speaker 2: obviously he's a bit of a bully, But I'm also like,
Speaker 2: what's happening in his household that it's okay that you
Speaker 2: can get up and tell another woman, a stranger, let
Speaker 2: alone a girl, that she's not allowed to weird to
Speaker 2: do that. I was like, that's that alarms me? So
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna let that happen. And anyway, he was ugly,
Speaker 2: and I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what when
Speaker 2: you're ugly on the inside, it shows on the outside
Speaker 2: is sorry. But everyone I know who's mean is fugly.
Speaker 2: And I will say that with my whole chest. Mean
Speaker 2: people who are just nasty for no reason. Ugly we
Speaker 2: always have been, always will be savvy. And it was
Speaker 2: an ugly little boy. I'll say that with my whole chest.
Speaker 2: It was an ugly little boy. Samy yep.
Speaker 1: I also think people that are like inherently nasty and horrible,
Speaker 1: like bad things will just always keep happening today.
Speaker 2: And isn't it those people who just attract Yeah, they
Speaker 2: just it's that's the thing when you know, when when
Speaker 2: they say things like when what you put out is
Speaker 2: what you were tracked one hundred percent, Those miserable motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: I know people from school who's still to this day
Speaker 2: when I run into them wherever it may be, they're
Speaker 2: still just as miserable. And oh, what's what's been going
Speaker 2: on in your life? And you're I go, oh, you
Speaker 2: know so many things. Oh the podcasting, no mane, I'm
Speaker 2: doing all these things, and ah, what about you? Oh, well,
Speaker 2: you know, I've been in and out of hospital lately,
Speaker 2: and I crashed my car the other day, and I've
Speaker 2: done this, and I've done and the other day my
Speaker 2: house burnt down and my car blew up, and then
Speaker 2: I was on a boat and it sunk. I'm like,
Speaker 2: ha he, how is it that you have so much misfortune?
Speaker 1: But it's because bad people, because they things happened to
Speaker 1: good people too. Let's not well, yeah, do.
Speaker 2: Happen to good people as well, But yeah, the thing
Speaker 2: is like sometimes it's unfortunate, but sometimes you just attract
Speaker 2: that miserable, miserable misfortune because then they just are in
Speaker 2: a thing of feeling sorry for themselves. They're not doing
Speaker 2: anything to get out of it, not you know, all
Speaker 2: the rest of it. And it's just the same cycle. Yeah, anyway, miserable, miserable,
Speaker 2: and all they do, it's the same people who go
Speaker 2: all this bad shit's happening to me, and then they
Speaker 2: speak for forty five minutes about someone else and talk
Speaker 2: about how bad someone else's life is. What like these
Speaker 2: people who are like oh, all these they will go
Speaker 2: on about all this this bad stuff that's happened to them,
Speaker 2: but then they'll be nasty and I'm like, no, wonder
Speaker 2: bad stuff's happened to you because all you do is
Speaker 2: talk about negative negati Like they're the same people to
Speaker 2: bitch about everyone, and then they wonder why all this
Speaker 2: bad stuff happens to them, And I'm like, babe.
Speaker 1: Your mentality is your reality.
Speaker 5: People, Oh my god, spit it, bitch, Like what, I'm
Speaker 5: not really like a manifesting woo woo person or whatever,
Speaker 5: but I believe in that, Like I believe in the
Speaker 5: way that you think will like show itself in real form.
Speaker 1: And if you're always participating in negative energy, talking badly
Speaker 1: about others, never being happy for anyone, like, bad shit's
Speaker 1: just going to happen to you. I do believe in that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And same like I think if you always have a
Speaker 1: positive outlook and whatever, like good things will come your way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do believe in that. Not that I'm like big
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And people just come to mind. There's one influencer
Speaker 2: that comes to mind, and you know exactly who it
Speaker 2: would be. But she is the nastiest motherfucker in this industry.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she just kates that the worst lug and
Speaker 4: she ca'se like and video after video about how miserable
Speaker 4: her fucking life is.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry guessing about Guess it, bitch, guess it.
Speaker 2: She is a nasty, nasty piece of work.
Speaker 1: What if she knows, because she would know you're talking.
Speaker 2: About because the one person who I don't care bringing on.
Speaker 1: Lovey, that's the reality check that some people need.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing. She is a nasty, nasty
Speaker 2: piece of work too, quite quite literally. Everyone everyone has
Speaker 2: a problem, you know what I mean? Quite literally.
Speaker 1: And the thing is everyone is going to be fucking
Speaker 1: scathing the internet looking for who you're talking about, not.
Speaker 2: Hadd not odd is it?
Speaker 1: But I will say, Hannah, do you know who we're
Speaker 1: talking about? It is a bit niche? I will say, like,
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 2: You're giving it away more and more.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, what more clues can we give away?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: We're going to leave it that But yeah, schrolls. If
Speaker 1: you think you know who Matt's about it.
Speaker 2: She's a perfect example of someone who's just nasty and
Speaker 2: the world keeps feeling her a bad hand.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, and I wish that person would just see that
Speaker 1: and fucking stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, have.
Speaker 1: Fun, guess and everyone, if you think you know who
Speaker 1: it is, do not put it in our broadcast channel.
Speaker 1: DM it to us BRIV because we don't want to
Speaker 1: start any speculating or bullying in our broadcast channel. But
Speaker 1: send us a DM if you think you know who
Speaker 1: Matt's talking about.
Speaker 2: I'm not open that can of worms. I just have haven't.
Speaker 1: I Oh, you're gonna have a message from the person.
Speaker 2: Well, but you know what, you know, it's funny though,
Speaker 2: if that person decides to send me a message. It's
Speaker 2: a if the shoe fits situation. If you think that
Speaker 2: that's about.
Speaker 1: You, then you've got to do some self reflection.
Speaker 2: You know. If I say that and the first thing
Speaker 2: you think is, oh my god, is that about me?
Speaker 2: Then how nasty? Like you know you're nasty and you
Speaker 2: continue to be nasty. Yeah, you know, so that says
Speaker 2: more about youtuble moment says more about you than it
Speaker 2: does about me.
Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more anyway. Man, I think that's another
Speaker 1: episode done and dusted. Actually, now that I mentioned that,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've said that in last week's episode.
Speaker 1: Another episode done and dusted. And I think that's the
Speaker 1: first time I've ever not said that. Wow, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be in big shot off the scrollers.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wonder if anyone has noticed I haven't.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's reached out. See, maybe we were
Speaker 1: just distracting them being too funny and amazing.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, anyway say it once more.
Speaker 1: Another episode done and dust.
Speaker 2: It from last week. You've done it double this week.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, scrollers. We will see you on Friday
Speaker 2: with another episode of Close Friends, and we're about to
Speaker 2: record that obviously, and we have some fun little topics
Speaker 2: to talk about. So we'll see you on Friday with
Speaker 2: Close Friends. We'll see you next What the fuck am
Speaker 2: I saying? Who cares? Anyway?
Speaker 3: Dull?
Speaker 2: I better let you go. I think I've got it.
Speaker 2: D M from Ruben, Namibia