Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourn, j Lauren, start your morning.
Speaker 2: The right away, be great, gonna be a good day.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: No, you're one hundred well, good morning everybody. Welcome Festive day.
Speaker 4: Remember it is, by the way, we are well and
Speaker 4: truly in the festive season. Oh yeah, there were festive
Speaker 4: parties galore, yes weekends.
Speaker 3: A lot of festive trees.
Speaker 1: I saw trees on the top of cars.
Speaker 3: What croaky, Clinty, I don't Clinton, You're fine? Wa whay
Speaker 3: do you hear our fearless leader the thumb? Good morning?
Speaker 4: Gooday, guys, We're gonna need to say a few more
Speaker 4: words in that so people can really understand.
Speaker 3: However, I'm what you did on the weekend.
Speaker 2: We had a box party down in Geelong, and the
Speaker 2: great lammis.
Speaker 4: He had a Bucks party Intolong and went to one
Speaker 4: of my old favorite stomping grounds.
Speaker 3: Did you also smoking.
Speaker 2: His homehouse? Still going down there?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: It is and is going strong? Is it?
Speaker 1: What time you finish? Late? Fifteen minutes ago?
Speaker 2: Is it a Friday Saturday special? Just one night?
Speaker 1: Just the one night? Return the following morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're starting to sound creepy.
Speaker 3: How's the creepy.
Speaker 2: The voice is getting creepier.
Speaker 1: She was pleased to see me yesterday.
Speaker 4: I know as a female with a partner who goes
Speaker 4: to Buckstays, she was relieved to see yesterday, which she
Speaker 4: was not pleased to see.
Speaker 2: Please, she's relieved your home one piece. But she was
Speaker 2: also like, get out of my face.
Speaker 3: On a Bucks week in a way like that. Do
Speaker 3: you have to do check ins? All right?
Speaker 6: What's the one when you arrive, when you get home?
Speaker 1: One when on the way back? But good, good that
Speaker 1: you check in? Good try, well done, well done, mabe.
Speaker 1: We'll try and carry you as we always do through
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 2: I love a Bucks or a Hens post.
Speaker 3: It's me. I'm on the way home.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I just said welcome home to you.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: We So we have a big show today and for
Speaker 4: those who missed this last week, we launched something that
Speaker 4: we like to do on this show. And if you
Speaker 4: are going to call this show, you must know that
Speaker 4: you are included in this.
Speaker 2: It is December and there is a lot going on
Speaker 2: for the firsty season.
Speaker 1: Wh's going on, Lauren?
Speaker 4: So on this show, we don't like to over celebrate.
Speaker 4: So if you say the C word in December, we
Speaker 4: play Mariah Carey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all I want for is here.
Speaker 4: And that is the sea word I'm referring to see
Speaker 4: welcome ether you Clint get.
Speaker 1: That that's going to be a trap because there's a
Speaker 1: lot going on.
Speaker 7: There is a lot going on things and you know,
Speaker 7: if we have to play right back to back, we will.
Speaker 7: Hey guys, we got some hot tickets to give away
Speaker 7: after seven this morning.
Speaker 3: I know now, I lon't believe Drake making me one day.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you imagine our team the morning after the
Speaker 3: Drake concept. This is way too cool for us.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to Drake.
Speaker 1: I'm so cool there.
Speaker 2: You'd be cool and people will be like, who bought
Speaker 2: their mum?
Speaker 3: Do you? Reckon? Drake has a little friendship bracelets globe
Speaker 3: Taylor the Friendship.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's doing Taylor friendship races.
Speaker 7: I would love to walk up to someone at the
Speaker 7: Drake concert being like, he's my bracelet.
Speaker 1: I have my hat now, Drake.
Speaker 2: Drakes my mate.
Speaker 7: Your chance to have tickets to Drake after seven o'clock
Speaker 7: this morning, we will tell you when to ring. Now, look,
Speaker 7: as we get into today's show, we must say we're
Speaker 7: lucky to have you guys here today, aren't we?
Speaker 4: Oh well, well, firstly, I had a girl's weekend in
Speaker 4: Sydney on the weekend and guess who joined me? Clid
Speaker 4: stand away with it. Of course he was the girls
Speaker 4: I saw him. I had a girl's weekend. I was like,
Speaker 4: you're wincing. You might pump into each other two out
Speaker 4: of two nights with the performer.
Speaker 1: I was the matron of honor.
Speaker 2: He got me in a very sticky situation.
Speaker 7: We will go there after. Sabrina working in Monday, Melbourn.
Speaker 7: Good morning, big shout out to the AFLW Kangaroos taken
Speaker 7: out the premiership, defeated all year.
Speaker 2: Look like there are lots of people there.
Speaker 1: More than twelve thousand. It's a sellout at Princess Park.
Speaker 2: Or they must move it to a Biggert stadium.
Speaker 1: That's on the on the to do to do to
Speaker 1: do list, run on the lift. How am I going?
Speaker 4: Because they don't know where it's going to be The
Speaker 4: afl W Grand Farm right depends what teams are in.
Speaker 4: Unlike exactly afl.
Speaker 1: Whoever is the highest finishing team through the season gets
Speaker 1: to host it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's quite good, so Brisbane or whatever. Everyone would
Speaker 2: go there.
Speaker 3: What bloody undefeated all seasons.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable and joy to the North Melbourne Football Club, a
Speaker 1: club which hasn't had a whole lot of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really doing it, they really are. God knows the
Speaker 2: boys on it, stepping up lads.
Speaker 4: I'm speaking girls Girls weekend in Sydney this weekend. So
Speaker 4: I went up on Friday, always going up Friday back Sunday. Obviously,
Speaker 4: Sannas is in Sydney for the weekend Today Show every weekend,
Speaker 4: so I was like, oh, I might see you maybe
Speaker 4: on Sunday. We'll have lunch before we fly home together.
Speaker 1: It was my curtain call from the Today Show this year,
Speaker 1: so there's a lot to celebrate, you know, my final one,
Speaker 1: my final weekend.
Speaker 2: So I go on for lunch with two of my
Speaker 2: girlfriends two years.
Speaker 1: And two years and do it very well, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. I'm like this, you'll get there one day ready.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's two very different clints.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, he's got his ship together on the week
Speaker 3: very smart.
Speaker 2: Ye Dog's breakfast.
Speaker 4: So I go out for lunch with two of my
Speaker 4: best girlfriends, both of which work on the Today Show
Speaker 4: as well. So I met them through work channel nine girls.
Speaker 4: So we're at lunch and I'm like, how good's this.
Speaker 4: We're in Sydney, we've booked a hotel, we're having a
Speaker 4: girl's night.
Speaker 2: So we're sitting at lunch and.
Speaker 4: They go, oh, by the way, there's like a end
Speaker 4: of your Drinks thing happening tonight.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, okay, cool, you guys go
Speaker 2: to that. I'll go back to the hotel. I'll see
Speaker 2: you later. And they're like, no, no, no, you got
Speaker 2: to come to and I was like, what.
Speaker 3: Want today show drinks?
Speaker 2: It was sort of like end of year.
Speaker 1: It was a festive party.
Speaker 3: You can't rock up that you did the weather years ago.
Speaker 4: Next minute in walks Clint stand Away to my girls
Speaker 4: lunch with Sarah Harbo and they're like, nah, you gotta come.
Speaker 4: Next minute, I'm on the Manly Ferry in the pouring rain,
Speaker 4: off to a festive.
Speaker 3: Party, rocking up at the Nova Festive Party'll be like,
Speaker 3: this was your moment years ago.
Speaker 2: Of which I was not inviting.
Speaker 4: So then I do my Girl's Day on Saturday, which
Speaker 4: was we went to see Dom Dolla in the Debate
Speaker 4: Flight Facilities performing first.
Speaker 2: It was Torrential.
Speaker 1: In Sydney, Squelchy, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Before the Poncho I was already there from Friday. So
Speaker 4: all the girls are flying in. Five of them got
Speaker 4: stuck in the airport for five hours in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: So they got on the mimosas at the airport.
Speaker 1: What terminal one?
Speaker 4: Oh that we were spread out everywhere. One got on
Speaker 4: the plane and then they canceled it. While she was
Speaker 4: on the plane, she had to get off.
Speaker 2: Four stuck in Pontes.
Speaker 4: Three are stuck in virgin Four of them in the
Speaker 4: air and we're like, okay, those four are off. The
Speaker 4: next ones get on. Four US ones in the air
Speaker 4: get diverted to Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine being you being diverted to Adelaide? What
Speaker 1: you would do?
Speaker 3: I would open the emergency exit.
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 4: You're only in Sydney for one night. So they're now
Speaker 4: stuck in Adelaide. Four girls in Aldelaide the wrong way,
Speaker 4: completely wrong way. The other girls arrived like maybe five
Speaker 4: or six hours. Dy, We're supposed to do a lunch
Speaker 4: on a boat on the harbor. We're gonna have this
Speaker 4: big full girl's day. Five of us are on the boat,
Speaker 4: five in the hotel. It was just a dog's breakfast.
Speaker 4: Dom Dollut was so wet it was like gumboot Territory.
Speaker 2: But it was very fun.
Speaker 4: Then enter Sunday and I don't know if you've seen
Speaker 4: any of the vision of what happened in Sydney yesterday,
Speaker 4: but that place is not built for rain and it
Speaker 4: was how would you just oh, sorry, Clink came to
Speaker 4: lunch on Sunday.
Speaker 1: It was a flash flood like flash flooding.
Speaker 3: Sydney's a mess. They had no power in the city
Speaker 3: the other day.
Speaker 4: No, they've got like Double Bay was knee deep, almost
Speaker 4: waste deep in water. All the shops are flooded. We're
Speaker 4: on level three of a Chinese restaurant with a lazy season.
Speaker 1: Goodness, we booked a table on level three.
Speaker 2: We would have been flooded out.
Speaker 4: We were having a wow of a time watching all
Speaker 4: the posh Sydney people try and walk through the rain.
Speaker 2: Didn't know how to do it.
Speaker 3: Lazy Susans don't spin when they're wet.
Speaker 1: No, they don't. No, No, you need wd wet.
Speaker 2: I've just threw it my coffee.
Speaker 4: Today is not my day anyway. We you got stuck
Speaker 4: in the raid. We got stuck at the airport for how.
Speaker 1: Long cliff hours?
Speaker 2: Last night airport got closed twice.
Speaker 3: Two shoes here.
Speaker 1: It was so bad that I ate the quantus sweet
Speaker 1: and sour pork from the Bay of Marie. That's how
Speaker 1: bad was.
Speaker 2: Anyway, My girl's weekend was fun, but it was also
Speaker 2: semi disaster. And my morning is continuing.
Speaker 3: It's fine. You look great at the coffee town.
Speaker 2: I'm literally covered. Happy Monday. Everyone put your Christmas tree
Speaker 2: up on.
Speaker 1: Jeli.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be happy this morning. Oh it was
Speaker 2: Christmas tree weekends.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 7: That's intense for a Monday. Alien and Farm smooth criminal
Speaker 7: right across Melbourne. This is Nomber one hundred. You're on
Speaker 7: the air with Jason Lauren. Clint's here as well. Don't worry,
Speaker 7: we'll put a pen in's.
Speaker 1: I didn't like that one, but it's real.
Speaker 2: That was a bit much for a Monday.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: Actually, I remember introing there. Did you did you see
Speaker 3: Jim V in store?
Speaker 1: A few of them didn't.
Speaker 4: That was your bread and butter back in the day,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Remember had Ama stage and you're like, I
Speaker 4: met you at him V. I don't know if you
Speaker 4: were actually ever working out them, or if you.
Speaker 2: Were just lighting up. I think you was autograph hunter.
Speaker 1: I think you were a nuffy.
Speaker 7: Now I was not lighting up for an alien. But
Speaker 7: I'll never forget the people who were.
Speaker 2: Right who heard about the dramas on the Monash yesterday.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, so are you doing snake chat? Yes?
Speaker 2: Forget snakes on a plane with Doc and snake's on
Speaker 2: the Monach.
Speaker 1: Good headline in the Herald Sun today?
Speaker 3: What is fit?
Speaker 4: Yes, the started clife got in front of me. You
Speaker 4: may have heard of snakes on a plane, snakes on
Speaker 4: the Monash. That's where I stole it from.
Speaker 2: So a woman was.
Speaker 4: Driving along on the Monash Freeway yesterday when suddenly she
Speaker 4: felt small little tickle.
Speaker 2: On her legs. That tickle happened to be a tiger snake.
Speaker 2: That's I that'll kill you.
Speaker 1: That's the fourth most venomous in the world. You know
Speaker 1: what in the top three? You got the Eastern brown. Well,
Speaker 1: I think it's the Taipean.
Speaker 2: What about a rattlesnake?
Speaker 1: The taipe Pan's probably the worst.
Speaker 3: And one with a fat neck, the cora, the cobra.
Speaker 2: I think cobras look vicious.
Speaker 1: Should I get the rankings out hit the rankings.
Speaker 4: Well, Paul, my PAULI because we lived when we lived
Speaker 4: in the Northern Rivers up in Barr and their snakes
Speaker 4: everywhere you see them? Yeah, I remember I had those
Speaker 4: two big pythons hanging off the roof mating.
Speaker 3: At your place. Was Yeah.
Speaker 2: We weren't sure if they were having a snake orgy
Speaker 2: or if they were fighting. The worst part was they
Speaker 2: said it was a.
Speaker 4: Snake orgery and they were like, the great news is
Speaker 4: nake and have baby snakes everywhere.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, awes.
Speaker 4: So Paul joined this snake group and he had to
Speaker 4: go off on Facebook snake identification chat and he had
Speaker 4: to go through like two rounds of verification because they said,
Speaker 4: we just need to make sure you're actually here for
Speaker 4: the snakes and you're not here to take the piss
Speaker 4: out of us.
Speaker 2: So he's in it, and.
Speaker 4: He often would post pictures of snakes and he'd get
Speaker 4: all these experts telling him all the different things what
Speaker 4: to do. Because when we're the pythons in the roof,
Speaker 4: we wanted to move them, and the snake chat said,
Speaker 4: don't move the pythons because the pythons will keep the
Speaker 4: bad snakes away. And I was like, I didn't know
Speaker 4: there were good snakes and bad snakes.
Speaker 3: I don't want them in the house. Nah, you know
Speaker 3: what s freaked me out?
Speaker 2: Off with their heads you can't yes, you can, yep
Speaker 2: that animal.
Speaker 1: They released this one out in the Marabadong River. Skin
Speaker 1: be wrapped just quickly. The scale reads something like.
Speaker 2: This, oh, this is danger zone.
Speaker 1: Top of the list is the inland Taipean.
Speaker 2: Where do you find those inland? No, I mean in Australia,
Speaker 2: Central Australia.
Speaker 4: They are in Australia inland, Well, thank you, but it
Speaker 4: could be in land of any country.
Speaker 1: Second is the Dubois sea snake.
Speaker 4: Oh, that sounds quite boogie snake. Snake snakes that can
Speaker 4: swim seela off with their.
Speaker 1: Heads tropical oceanic waters. Third on the list is the
Speaker 1: Eastern brown that don't get off with their heads astraight
Speaker 1: up up on New Guinea and Indonesia. And as I
Speaker 1: mentioned before, fourth on the list the yellow bellied snake.
Speaker 2: Tiger snake.
Speaker 3: So this tiger snake was inside the dashboard of her cry.
Speaker 4: It was like, well, I don't know when the snake
Speaker 4: so she pulled over on them on ash. She had
Speaker 4: to get like, how do you even contain yourself? I
Speaker 4: would just roll out of there.
Speaker 3: I think I would too. It was very very door
Speaker 3: and roll.
Speaker 4: So she obviously pulled over, got out safely. Was trying
Speaker 4: to wave some motorists down to say, can someone help.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do, but the snake The police.
Speaker 4: Yes, And when the police came, they called a snake expert.
Speaker 4: When the snake expert got there, it was tucked in
Speaker 4: that bit. You know, you're holding the steering wheel under
Speaker 4: the steering wheel. At all the businesses they close the
Speaker 4: ash they closed for one little snake, but they should
Speaker 4: have the cop.
Speaker 2: I would have closed the whole suburb.
Speaker 3: The cop should have went to town with the glock.
Speaker 1: Was just tasted the snake. You can't do that well.
Speaker 4: The Victoria Police put a statement on their Instagram with
Speaker 4: the snake and it said this purpose not going home
Speaker 4: in the back of a Divvy van from the coach
Speaker 4: the snake catcher out to help.
Speaker 3: I would have offloated eighteen rounds.
Speaker 2: Yuck.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get in that car. I'd torched the car.
Speaker 2: Car's got to be sold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, years ago, there could be other baby snakes in there.
Speaker 3: Now. Oh no.
Speaker 4: When he got that snake out, he said, let me
Speaker 4: search the whole car for the rest of Like in cases.
Speaker 3: There's no way of getting back in that.
Speaker 1: No way theory is it because of the car's warm
Speaker 1: the engine.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest. When I saw the photos, the car
Speaker 3: looked like a little bit of a hoarder.
Speaker 1: There's a bit of junk in there, but.
Speaker 2: It was there. You reckon, there's more snakes.
Speaker 3: I just didn't look, you know, like I'm with my
Speaker 3: car like a clean car. I was like, you were
Speaker 3: begging for it.
Speaker 2: No, No, that's unfair.
Speaker 1: She was asking for it.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Nah off with its head.
Speaker 7: It's twenty nine past six. Hey, later on we're going
Speaker 7: to be joined by a steak end.
Speaker 4: May people don't come at me. I don't really want
Speaker 4: their heads to be cut off.
Speaker 2: I'm just scared of them.
Speaker 3: Turn them into boots. I say, oh, it is run
Speaker 3: off six thirty.
Speaker 1: Sarah Jones from Fox Sports joins me, what a win
Speaker 1: for the Kangaroo. It's a premiership.
Speaker 2: It was exciting, wasn't it.
Speaker 6: The first quarter in particular was some great footy and
Speaker 6: so good to see North Melbourne salute obviously redemption from
Speaker 6: what happened the year before, and I love seeing Jazz
Speaker 6: Ghana get Best on Ground. We know she's gone into
Speaker 6: the Best and Fairest year after year as favorite and
Speaker 6: people expecting her to win the medal and hasn't quite
Speaker 6: pulled the votes in that one. But when it counted,
Speaker 6: she was best on Ground in the biggest game of
Speaker 6: the year and got.
Speaker 2: The nod from the selectors. It's a good story.
Speaker 1: Finally some joy for North Melbourne. A big crowd too, Okay,
Speaker 1: ko call up? What's it all?
Speaker 6: This is a really cool opportunity for aspiring reporters, hosts,
Speaker 6: Boundary Riders commentators to join our Fox Foody team. So
Speaker 6: it's a paid roll on Super Saturday Live on Fox
Speaker 6: Foody and you get to come in, be on air
Speaker 6: and have the mentoring of some of the greats in
Speaker 6: the games. So we want to see some creative entries
Speaker 6: and you can come and join myself and Jason Dunstall,
Speaker 6: Nathan Buckley, Gary Lyne, the whole team.
Speaker 2: So you get to be part of it.
Speaker 1: So you're inviting people to take our jobs.
Speaker 3: That is a little.
Speaker 6: Concerning when you put it like that standards. But look,
Speaker 6: this is the kind of thing I think I would
Speaker 6: have loved to have had, and I'm sure you would
Speaker 6: have as well as a young broadcaster. So everyone says
Speaker 6: the hardest thing is to get a foot in the door.
Speaker 6: Well this is a golden ticket.
Speaker 1: Good to see you, Thank you, Sarah. There's no off
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Speaker 7: Hey, coming up after seven o'clock this morning, our favorite
Speaker 7: segment returns.
Speaker 3: I love my partner.
Speaker 7: Muh, this is just those small irritating things that your
Speaker 7: partner does.
Speaker 4: I got a list and I was away for the weekend.
Speaker 4: I didn't even see Paul.
Speaker 1: Are you compiled a list on the run?
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 7: My wife's been pausing while she talks as it drags
Speaker 7: words out.
Speaker 1: Go give me an example. So today.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking what we'll do is if we meet up,
Speaker 3: and I'm like.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's because she's got a million things on
Speaker 4: her mind. That's a woman who's thinking about a thousand
Speaker 4: different things.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it is what mums have to juggle.
Speaker 3: Well that hey, that's not how this segment works.
Speaker 4: What Paul does is he's on his phone, he works,
Speaker 4: sending emails or whatever.
Speaker 2: God knows what he's doing.
Speaker 4: And I talked to him, and if he's not looking
Speaker 4: me in the eye, he just goes yep, yep, yep,
Speaker 4: And then like.
Speaker 2: Ten minutes later he'll be like, what if we got
Speaker 2: on this weekend?
Speaker 4: We're just we actually just had a five minute conversation
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 3: Or maybe he's on there trying to make money. So
Speaker 3: you guys have money to do stuff on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Well, we won't do anything on the weekend because he
Speaker 2: doesn't know what the plans are.
Speaker 1: You two gas lighting each other. He's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite things. Can we continue this?
Speaker 7: I love my partner, but it is coming up after seven,
Speaker 7: But if you want to get in early and you
Speaker 7: got one to share, thirteen twenty four to ten is our.
Speaker 1: Number for I love my partner, but hey, coming up next.
Speaker 7: A star of the Harry Potter franchise received a phone
Speaker 7: call from the person you and I have been dodging
Speaker 7: for quite some time. We'll go next, Hey, we'll get
Speaker 7: showers today tops of thirty. It's a bit of a
Speaker 7: mixed bag this week across Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Beautiful this morning.
Speaker 3: Can't tell the tint I know the windows.
Speaker 4: Are tinted well, it's six forty two. It looks like
Speaker 4: that the sun is just coming up. It's actually been
Speaker 4: up for over an hour. Looks gorgey out there. It's
Speaker 4: going to be warm.
Speaker 2: We're gorgeo.
Speaker 1: It's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: We're officially in summer.
Speaker 7: Shout out to management, who will be shaking their heads
Speaker 7: with the tint chat every day. Lauren goes into the
Speaker 7: bosses and go, can I get tinticcarran here to remove
Speaker 7: the tint from the studio windows?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know what we need.
Speaker 4: We need like its specsavors where they've got transition lenses
Speaker 4: so it starts clear, but as the sun shines in
Speaker 4: in the afternoon, then nature. If he can do that
Speaker 4: with spectacles, you can do it with a window.
Speaker 3: Surely, are you Harry Potter fans?
Speaker 2: You're a wizard, Harry, I've never seen one. I went
Speaker 2: to one and I fell asleep in the first fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: I was forced to watch Harry Potter back to back
Speaker 1: to back to back because I had to do a
Speaker 1: junket where I interviewed the more did.
Speaker 2: You say wing guard him? Leosa? I don't know is
Speaker 2: that what Harry says?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Does he?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Harmione Oh, I think that was Hermione. She liked to
Speaker 1: chat with. She's pretty good. Yeah, the interview is very good.
Speaker 1: Daniel Radcliffe, he bought a house in tu Rak, did he?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I think he might still own it, so our
Speaker 1: chat was about that.
Speaker 2: I don't know how he's managed to do that.
Speaker 3: He seems like a bit of a lad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he'd have to be here in Australia if he
Speaker 4: got a house in its in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: How do you bring that up? Because the old tax
Speaker 3: Man is after one of the stars of Harry Potter.
Speaker 7: It's not Daniel, it's the Ranger. And I could say
Speaker 7: that because I am one Ron.
Speaker 3: That's a which runs his name.
Speaker 2: Ron Weasley.
Speaker 1: Is that his name or that's character?
Speaker 2: What's his real name, Rupert Rupert Grint.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's.
Speaker 4: Worse or m glad you led with Ron Weasley, because
Speaker 4: if you had have said, Rupert Green, we are looking
Speaker 4: for you, I would be like.
Speaker 7: So the taxman is after him because he has been
Speaker 7: ordered to pay one point eight million dollars in tics.
Speaker 2: That's a decade in Australia.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, over there, Oh the a T I
Speaker 3: haven't caught up with him then, yet, because I think
Speaker 3: if you own a house in Australia, that's Daniel Radcliffe.
Speaker 1: Ah ah, we're talking about Rupert Grunt. The grunt. He
Speaker 1: is a bit of not honey.
Speaker 3: It was Ron.
Speaker 2: So Ron was Harry's friend at school. Which school?
Speaker 1: Maybe he did that.
Speaker 2: When Gardium live else have I don't he at which school?
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. Up, we're talking about the tax bill
Speaker 3: one point eight millions.
Speaker 2: They went up to date the room with their tax obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm getting closer.
Speaker 7: I just said to Lauren at the start of the year,
Speaker 7: when we're doing Hide and Seek, I took my laptop
Speaker 7: in and I'm like, I'm going to do my tax while.
Speaker 3: We're locked in here.
Speaker 4: My laptop on the plane to my girls weekend, not once.
Speaker 4: I was going to get some accounts done. If I
Speaker 4: was even delayed in the airport for us.
Speaker 2: You know what I did. I watched suits. Hey, here's
Speaker 2: a question I might need have inspector soon to deal with.
Speaker 7: You might if you met someone and you're getting along
Speaker 7: at the pub and you said what are you doing
Speaker 7: for living?
Speaker 3: And they said, I worked for the tax apart.
Speaker 2: See ya, you're not a fun time if you work.
Speaker 1: For the tax Would you not go the other way
Speaker 1: and say I could use your expertise.
Speaker 2: I just think if you worked to the tax apartment,
Speaker 2: probably a bit of a snall. General parking inspector.
Speaker 4: Is someone told me they were in parking inspector, I
Speaker 4: don't think I'd gone.
Speaker 1: To second A lot of fun that counts out there, surely.
Speaker 2: To the parking inspectors of the world lovely.
Speaker 1: I think accountants are fun, but they all do numbers.
Speaker 3: They do that. Yeah, they do numbers, but there's some
Speaker 3: fun accounts out there where they move numbers around. But
Speaker 3: then the ones that work for the tax department.
Speaker 4: That'd be anal Yeah, you reckon, they'd be like a
Speaker 4: type a personality.
Speaker 7: Put it this way, the festive party wouldn't be anything flash.
Speaker 1: I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 2: They'd be taxpayers money. They are having a total needs.
Speaker 1: They do kinky stuff. They'd like they'd be spinning the bottle,
Speaker 1: that'd be keys in the bowl.
Speaker 2: But the tax office festive part.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, it's always the ones that you least
Speaker 1: Suspect thirteen, twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: The librarians of the world go with it're actually very
Speaker 4: fun twenty four.
Speaker 2: It's that way in the movies.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Do you work for the Tax Department and you
Speaker 3: are fun?
Speaker 2: I think we need to speak. No, they're gagged. Speak well,
Speaker 2: they might.
Speaker 1: They might be bound by some sort of confidentiality credits,
Speaker 1: work for.
Speaker 2: The Secret Service. Who knows what are they undercover tax people?
Speaker 1: They might be if you are not gagged. Thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four maybe they maybe they got gagged at their Christmas.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you.
Speaker 1: Said they didn't finish the way finished? I could have
Speaker 1: been say.
Speaker 7: Typical Clint didn't finish it was way through thirteen twenty
Speaker 7: four ten. Do you work for the tax Department or
Speaker 7: are you an accountant.
Speaker 1: Who you bagged at the first party?
Speaker 3: An accountant or people work for the tax department.
Speaker 1: We've checked the tape. I didn't get it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah the word hang on. This is a very small
Speaker 2: amount of people you're trying to.
Speaker 7: We might not get anywhere if no one rings. It
Speaker 7: proves my point they're not fun. Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: Do you work for the tax Department or you an
Speaker 3: accountant and you are fun? Usher? MG?
Speaker 1: Morning?
Speaker 3: Everyone?
Speaker 7: Your chance to when you wait to drake later on
Speaker 7: after seven, I'll give you details on how you can
Speaker 7: win here on number one hundred, you've got jas Lauren
Speaker 7: Clint and party people at the tax department.
Speaker 2: Well you run out of breath there, good boy, how
Speaker 2: do you even want a tax department?
Speaker 3: Apartment?
Speaker 4: So jasons that thinks that if you work at in
Speaker 4: tax or at the tax department, you're stiff. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: can't be fun as well. On the world of Venn diagrams,
Speaker 4: there is no crossover. So we want to know do
Speaker 4: you work in tax or at the tax apartment? And
Speaker 4: are you a good time?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. If you'd like
Speaker 4: to represent yourself for defending someone.
Speaker 7: You go to Strathmore or Peter, good morning, good morning?
Speaker 7: Do you oh you sound way to work at the
Speaker 7: tax department?
Speaker 2: Is it you part your partner works at the tax department?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Fun time or not a fun time?
Speaker 8: Fun time?
Speaker 1: Why what makes her fun?
Speaker 9: I just pot personally and everything that likes sport and
Speaker 9: everything that I do. She barries from Melbourne, So.
Speaker 2: What's the most fun thing she's done recently?
Speaker 4: Peter put you on the spot here here you have.
Speaker 4: By the way, if you were my husband or partner,
Speaker 4: I'd be so glad that you had called up to
Speaker 4: defend me.
Speaker 3: Ye see, I think as he's talking to us, he's realizing,
Speaker 3: maybe she's.
Speaker 4: Not does she like does she like come dance parties?
Speaker 4: Does she do like skydiving or something?
Speaker 2: She wild?
Speaker 3: That's not that weld Peter Clint bought something up before.
Speaker 3: He said, like at the festive parties and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: He reckons the tax department that get kinky and get
Speaker 3: what they had there. No, that's not true.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 1: It's not true. Okay, but day has she had one
Speaker 1: for the year?
Speaker 2: Y is it fun?
Speaker 9: Last weekend?
Speaker 1: What times you get home?
Speaker 3: What times you get home? She got at five o'clock
Speaker 3: in the afternoon?
Speaker 1: That boring?
Speaker 2: No, I think she sounds like a hoot.
Speaker 1: She sounds like a hoot.
Speaker 2: Thats fun.
Speaker 4: Good on your Peter House sweets Peter, though, he's like,
Speaker 4: hang on my partner's fun.
Speaker 2: I'm going to call and defend her. Good on your Peter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just realized.
Speaker 4: No, maybe she got at five o'clock in the afternoon
Speaker 4: on Sunday and it started on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Or maybe it sounded at three and she just got
Speaker 3: home at five.
Speaker 2: I love Pieza.
Speaker 3: Let's move on thirteen and twenty four ten to join
Speaker 3: us on the air. Do you work for the tax
Speaker 3: department or know someone and they're fun?
Speaker 2: Simon morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 10: How are you good?
Speaker 2: Someone new note works in tax.
Speaker 10: Yes, my sister, she's fun time. She is the life
Speaker 10: of a party that needs to be done. It's done.
Speaker 10: She caters and she's got a sense of humor, pulling
Speaker 10: franks on us. Yeah, doing funny dance moves, you name it.
Speaker 10: She shoulder, she's got no shame.
Speaker 2: Have a laugh, Simon, your sister sounds fun. She doesn't
Speaker 2: sound I'm down. I'm down to with her.
Speaker 1: What was it? Was it the funny dance move? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm imagining a lane from Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: That's fine, it's fun.
Speaker 3: Is she on TikTok?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 2: She is clean? Stop you're so weird?
Speaker 3: Is your sister don't know?
Speaker 2: Don't don't answer that, Simon, Well.
Speaker 1: We need to make we don't with a generalization. We
Speaker 1: need to disprove it. Yes, no, don't Simon. Yeah, is
Speaker 1: she kinky?
Speaker 10: You'd have to ask her husband.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Simon, you're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint
Speaker 7: here as well. You're listening to Nober one hundred and
Speaker 7: we are doing this.
Speaker 3: I love you, I love you, I love but after
Speaker 3: you events about your partner, I'll bring the romance back
Speaker 3: into your life with tickets to Moonlight Cinema. Four gold
Speaker 3: grass tickets at Moonlight Cinema on now. At the Royal,
Speaker 3: I call it the Royal Botanical Gardens.
Speaker 2: Yes, instead of gold class gold grass.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love that you sit on it, not smoke it.
Speaker 4: No, obviously, what do you get a good Yeah, you
Speaker 4: get like threemium seats.
Speaker 2: I love goldgrass. That's funny, that's a good name.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to the phones. I love my partner,
Speaker 3: but is.
Speaker 4: There something that gives you the eck or drives you mad,
Speaker 4: or just those little things that they do. Like my
Speaker 4: poorly God love him. He's allergic to the dishwasher, even
Speaker 4: though it is right next to the sink. I sent
Speaker 4: you a picture the other day, Joseph infuriated you.
Speaker 2: I had. It's a dishwasher drawer too. You don't even
Speaker 2: need a band.
Speaker 4: It's right there, and the sink is literally what fifteen
Speaker 4: centimeters away.
Speaker 7: I would say you're leaning down to put a plate
Speaker 7: in the sink, the same out that you're leaning down
Speaker 7: put in the dish I.
Speaker 2: Took a photo of the drawer open with the scene
Speaker 2: and sent it to Jason. He absolutely flipped.
Speaker 7: I sat down with my son yesterday, my son Felix,
Speaker 7: he's eleven, and he was putting his plate in the dishwasher,
Speaker 7: and I said, listen, Dad's going to teach you a
Speaker 7: skill that you're going to have your whole life.
Speaker 3: If you know how to stack a dishwasher.
Speaker 2: Properly, that's hot. Yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: Then he put it sideways.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, having a go because this is my issue.
Speaker 3: And I said the same with particularly if you overpack
Speaker 3: the dishwasher, it doesn't clean, it does pile.
Speaker 2: Things on top of things, or the water they're projectile.
Speaker 2: Water doesn't get to it. The water Why reach the plate.
Speaker 3: Do Sarah Infern Tree Gully.
Speaker 1: You love your partner.
Speaker 11: But I love my partner, but he never makes a
Speaker 11: bed in the morning like ever, and we don't have
Speaker 11: like forty throw pillows or anything. I literally just ask
Speaker 11: him to just plus for and then walk out the door,
Speaker 11: but he never does it.
Speaker 4: Yes, and so do you get up first and you
Speaker 4: leave first, but then you probably come home first and
Speaker 4: find it like that.
Speaker 11: At the same time, But he always he's an up
Speaker 11: and go a person. So he literally gets up and
Speaker 11: he's out the door of five minutes, where I, you know,
Speaker 11: have to take my time getting my stuff. But he
Speaker 11: always waks be for me. And then I come out
Speaker 11: and I'm like, come on.
Speaker 1: Do you have a flat sheet? Yeah? See, that's why
Speaker 1: he's not making the flat shirt goes under the dinner
Speaker 1: that cheap. No, No, that's a fitted sheet and the
Speaker 1: doner job done.
Speaker 2: I know what I see.
Speaker 4: My friend Paul doesn't do this, but I see my
Speaker 4: friends winger about it all the time with their husband's.
Speaker 4: Generally the wet towel on the bed, hang it up
Speaker 4: on the thing. Don't be leaving a wet towel on
Speaker 4: the bed. It makes you bed with.
Speaker 1: Just leave that on the floor and not on the fly.
Speaker 3: Danny, And you love your partner, but.
Speaker 8: I love I love my partner. But he just doesn't
Speaker 8: know how to tell the time. Seriously, he says to me,
Speaker 8: I'll be home in half an hour and it's an
Speaker 8: hour later. Yeah, all the time at six and it
Speaker 8: becomes seven thirty and he's still not home. And he's
Speaker 8: always just around the corners, always like.
Speaker 1: Boys around the corner.
Speaker 2: I love that I'll be home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just don't send a time for yourself though. If
Speaker 4: you're not planning on getting home, don't tell us she's
Speaker 4: going to be home at seven, just because you think
Speaker 4: that'll make us happy. Because if you didn't tell us
Speaker 4: the time, we wouldn't be mad that you went home
Speaker 4: at seven. You said seven, And now it's take thirty
Speaker 4: and where are you.
Speaker 3: I love my partner, but she doesn't know how to
Speaker 3: take her phone off silent, so whenever I ring, she
Speaker 3: never answers. But God forbid if she wrings.
Speaker 4: Me, yeah, how dare you miss my call? You're right,
Speaker 4: I often hear you. Go I've called her four times, Yes,
Speaker 4: just call her once. Getting four miss calls isn't going
Speaker 4: to make her call.
Speaker 3: You chose urgency.
Speaker 2: But if you don't hear one, you're not hearing the other.
Speaker 7: But if I see one miscall, I I'll ring Clint later.
Speaker 7: If I see four miss calls from Clint, I go, oh,
Speaker 7: they've got him. I gotta get him out.
Speaker 4: It's an emergency. That's dot in Templestowe morning.
Speaker 12: I love my partner, budd, he's the FaceTime Oh no, no.
Speaker 2: At random times during the.
Speaker 12: Day, like you know, three or four times, random times?
Speaker 1: Is he showing you something or what? No, just just
Speaker 1: for combos?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What about when they FaceTime and you think it's just
Speaker 4: them so you answer, you look terrible because you think
Speaker 4: it's just your partner. And then they're like, oh, oh
Speaker 4: my friends wanted to say.
Speaker 11: Hi, and you're like, ye, he does that too.
Speaker 2: Here group FaceTime. I need heads up.
Speaker 3: My wife started facetiming me when I'm out.
Speaker 1: She'sah, I'm like, that's when you're what she wants to
Speaker 1: be part of it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, she wants to know where are Yeah, so.
Speaker 3: You gotta lay the groundwork and go, babe, I'm on
Speaker 3: eight percent. Just text me.
Speaker 2: Well, now you've said that every time you're on eight.
Speaker 1: Percent reception at the strip?
Speaker 2: Com is that what you're doing?
Speaker 3: Do you you imagine me? Do you imagine me a strip?
Speaker 3: I would be so awkward?
Speaker 2: Bus he not, like, Yeah, my chat would be terrible chat.
Speaker 3: I think so depressed.
Speaker 1: The linen shirt. I don't sitting off, Jase. Do you
Speaker 1: chat much in those establishments?
Speaker 7: I don't know. I would be awkward as please. You're
Speaker 7: the one that got someone kicked out of baby cats.
Speaker 1: I tried getting a photo of me self.
Speaker 2: No photos loud.
Speaker 1: No photos, especially not of me.
Speaker 2: There were you dancing? Were you.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? I love weekend today?
Speaker 3: Miss would you mind getting up so I can get
Speaker 3: a photo with him?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 3: Was she on your getting a photo? Good morning?
Speaker 8: I love my partner.
Speaker 11: But he is a China like.
Speaker 8: So you know it's been really hot in Melbourne, right,
Speaker 8: so he will not let us put their convicing on hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Then when we go to queen Plan and we're.
Speaker 8: Not paying for their yeah yeah podcastic.
Speaker 4: I agreat anytime it's over like sixteen degrees for my fiancee,
Speaker 4: it is a queens Andrew's better put the air conditioning
Speaker 4: on site.
Speaker 2: I'm like shivering, freezing cold.
Speaker 3: When I stayed at my sister's house, they're away and
Speaker 3: we use their house in Queensland.
Speaker 2: Rack up that aircorn bill.
Speaker 3: I had to leave cash for it.
Speaker 2: Did she ask you to leave cash they employed it?
Speaker 4: Did she say you can stay my house, that you
Speaker 4: need to pay me for the electricity?
Speaker 3: And I left your sister, I left a fifty on
Speaker 3: the bench and I never got it back. Put it
Speaker 3: that way.
Speaker 4: Aren't they all coming to stay? I can't wait for
Speaker 4: you to be passing the hat around. Make some donations
Speaker 4: all of you. If you want to stay put a
Speaker 4: gold coin in.
Speaker 7: Just gone twenty past seven. Got to check your underwork
Speaker 7: and then we've got those tickets for you to see.
Speaker 3: Drake live in Melbourne from nover morning twenty seven past seven.
Speaker 3: You are what what.
Speaker 4: We've just been talking of air about the woman on
Speaker 4: the Monash who had the tiger snake in the car.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Jace just said, surely the snake catcher would
Speaker 4: have got a police escort to get there.
Speaker 2: And get the snakeout.
Speaker 1: Yes, lights and siren.
Speaker 4: No, absolutely not, because they got her out of the
Speaker 4: car safely. It's contained in the car.
Speaker 7: But the car is on the side of the Monash
Speaker 7: emergency hanging with a police car. There a lot of commotion.
Speaker 7: You've seen what rubberneckers are like. That would have slowed
Speaker 7: that freeway right sown.
Speaker 2: It would have, but the snakecatcher wasn't there. Just looked
Speaker 2: like a car pulled over, so everyone's still slow down.
Speaker 2: There's no way it got lights and signs and then
Speaker 2: clink goes. Imagine being the poor snake.
Speaker 1: What I was about to say was being re homed
Speaker 1: somewhere foreign. The poor snake is just.
Speaker 5: It's probably much happier in or wherever, and it's ended
Speaker 5: up in Maraban.
Speaker 3: Where am I?
Speaker 2: That's not far enough away if you ask me, we
Speaker 2: got re home.
Speaker 1: But for us.
Speaker 9: Passion from.
Speaker 3: Passion with the guys. Friend, Hey, Drake brings me Anita
Speaker 3: max Wind Tour to Melbourne. What a name? What's the
Speaker 3: Anita max Win Tour? Playing two nights rod laver Arena
Speaker 3: fab twenty twenty five, less than three months away.
Speaker 7: Pre sale starts tomorrow and at a live nation dot
Speaker 7: com dot are you for details? But Sophie and green Vale,
Speaker 7: you don't have to do that, you got tickets name.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Sophie.
Speaker 1: Who are you to go with?
Speaker 8: I'm gonna take my gorgeous sixteen year old daughter, Spella.
Speaker 2: Donna think on the coller, yes, go good on your mom.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite Drake song? Sophie?
Speaker 11: Definitely hol one blee.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you want to name a second? One second?
Speaker 8: There's so many, but no no, my daughter plays them
Speaker 8: all the time.
Speaker 11: I don't know him.
Speaker 9: What's my heart?
Speaker 13: But oh my god, I'm gonna I'm going to catch
Speaker 13: up on my Drake absolutely before I go in said.
Speaker 4: God, good on your Sophie and depends on you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Sophie.
Speaker 3: Good for you. I hope you and your daughter have
Speaker 3: an amazing time.
Speaker 11: We will.
Speaker 2: Thanks by love you, Love you, Love you, Sophie. Now
Speaker 2: I found out why.
Speaker 4: It's called the Anita max Win to to his name.
Speaker 4: Stems from a playful moment during Drake's December twenty three
Speaker 4: live stream where he introduced an alter ego named Anita
Speaker 4: max Win. It's a humorous pun on the gambling phrase
Speaker 4: I need a max win, which references a maximum playout
Speaker 4: on a slot machine.
Speaker 1: Mana max win.
Speaker 3: A lot of thoughts gone into that.
Speaker 1: Do you know the friends of Drake like swift eas, swifties, Drake's.
Speaker 2: Okay really well, Sophie's Drakie it is.
Speaker 7: We've got Drake tickets to go all the way gone over.
Speaker 7: Welcome to the official start of summer.
Speaker 2: Well, yesterday was the official start, so it's.
Speaker 3: Day two day, first day that we were on in summer.
Speaker 2: First week of summer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, although it's a mixed bag this week.
Speaker 2: It is a funny h In fact, the weather is
Speaker 2: wild everywhere.
Speaker 4: I was saying at the start of the show Clinton,
Speaker 4: I both in Sydney today. I had a girls weekend
Speaker 4: up there, getting people in and out of Melbourne and
Speaker 4: in and out of Sydney on the weekend. You don't
Speaker 4: like the airport at the best of times. This weather
Speaker 4: is breaking havoc with the airport.
Speaker 3: It's killing my pool too, can we say it.
Speaker 1: We had twenty seven millimeters of rainfall where we were
Speaker 1: yesterday in a different city in thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like flush flooding. It was like
Speaker 2: knee deep water.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: People were I was like, loll all these.
Speaker 4: People were talking about hogod the weather is in Sydney.
Speaker 4: It has pissed down the entire weekend.
Speaker 2: Some of my friends were trying to.
Speaker 4: Get in for it, to see Dom Dollar. That's what
Speaker 4: we went up for. Four of them got diverted to Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Five of them were like seven hours late because you
Speaker 4: couldn't get in to Sydney. And then when we tried,
Speaker 4: we couldn't even get out yesterday Electrical storms galore.
Speaker 3: How are out in the city. Sisney's cooked get about Sydney.
Speaker 4: So we're thirty degrees today, twenty eight tomorrow, and then
Speaker 4: we get twenty four thirty thirty one twenty eight.
Speaker 2: I'll take that.
Speaker 3: I'm here at.
Speaker 7: Melbourne, Hey, coming up after this banger from Bruno Mars
Speaker 7: and Rows Lauren.
Speaker 4: I had a very interesting conversation at a dinner party
Speaker 4: last week. There is something happening right around Melbourne that
Speaker 4: I was very surprised about and clints in on it,
Speaker 4: and I'm not we'll.
Speaker 3: Go there next Oh guys, it's Cyber Monday.
Speaker 1: I'm still going with the sales.
Speaker 3: The Black Friday sales still continue.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Well, on Black Friday, I was telling you guys, I
Speaker 4: needed an iron and an ironing board. So I bought
Speaker 4: an iron and an ironing board on the Black Friday.
Speaker 4: So and I got this notification on my phone while
Speaker 4: I was away on our security cameras that there was
Speaker 4: something in the front yard. So I looked at it
Speaker 4: and the delivery guy has fully delivered the ironing board
Speaker 4: by throwing it over my fence.
Speaker 3: It's got to get over there somehow. Was it still
Speaker 3: in my nick?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 2: I haven't look at it, and we got home. I
Speaker 2: was still sitting in the front piffed it over the fence, but.
Speaker 1: He was instructed to do that.
Speaker 2: I'm not by me.
Speaker 3: I found myself at the Good Guys on Friday afternoon
Speaker 3: at three o'clock. That was not a fun place to
Speaker 3: be on Black Friday. Oh chaotic.
Speaker 2: So cyber Monday is the continuation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and then Cheap Tuesday.
Speaker 2: What happens on Cheap chuesde that's just at the movies,
Speaker 2: I think, so we used to be.
Speaker 3: We'll chat more about the sales a little bit later on.
Speaker 2: So I was saying, there's something happening.
Speaker 4: A lot of people are in on it, and I
Speaker 4: am not, and I'm wondering if I am missing out.
Speaker 4: I was at a dinner last week and with a
Speaker 4: mixed dinner, girls, boys, some couples, some singles, and one
Speaker 4: of the girls said, I think my ex boyfriend has
Speaker 4: a new girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I said, how do you know?
Speaker 4: She said, oh, something popped up on social and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, let me go and look, and she goes,
Speaker 4: don't look and I said why and she said, well,
Speaker 4: wecause he'll see that you've looked like if you look
Speaker 4: at his story, it says on Instagram.
Speaker 3: I really checked who What do you mean like.
Speaker 2: Someone watches your story, you can see who's watched?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And she said no, I'll do it, and I
Speaker 4: was like, but then he's going to see that.
Speaker 1: You've looked at its Yeah, And she goes, oh, I'll
Speaker 1: do it for my burner account and I was like huh.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, I've got a completely separate one.
Speaker 4: I never like post anything on it, but it's under
Speaker 4: a different name, and then I can see other people's things,
Speaker 4: like what And at the dinner table there were eight
Speaker 4: of us and six people had burner accounts.
Speaker 3: I barely keep up with my account.
Speaker 2: I'm not starting to burn it's a random name.
Speaker 3: Are they starting like the random name? Do they put
Speaker 3: a face on?
Speaker 11: There?
Speaker 3: Is their photos? Like how?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't like no, I don't think they're fully committing
Speaker 4: like fraudulent.
Speaker 2: Activity and trying to steal someone's identity.
Speaker 3: There's a friend of ours I won't mention her name,
Speaker 3: and she is like, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth,
Speaker 3: like just such a nice yeah woman? Right, yeah, And
Speaker 3: then I found out she had a secret burner account
Speaker 3: and she gets.
Speaker 5: Ruthless comments, No, that's a troll account. Oh okay, but
Speaker 5: I've got and they're like, oh yeah, we look at
Speaker 5: it our ex boyfriends all the time, or we look
Speaker 5: at like our ex boyfriends and your girlfriends or people
Speaker 5: I'm not friends with anymore.
Speaker 1: Like now, I love a good deep dive, don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong. Have you got times I use the old
Speaker 1: Instagram account that I made for my dog many years
Speaker 1: ago to do that. So you've got one? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess I do.
Speaker 2: What just in case you double tap? You don't want
Speaker 2: it to come from down away?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you've got a.
Speaker 4: Burner Does anyone out there have a burner account? Or
Speaker 4: are you not supposed to admit if you've got a burnercount?
Speaker 3: Of course you'd have a burner account executive, so you.
Speaker 2: Just can't reveal the name of the burner account.
Speaker 6: I have a burner account and it's named after my
Speaker 6: two favorite Pladelaids players.
Speaker 2: Are you're not supposed to people? Warren Wanganeen and I
Speaker 2: get into arguments about stupid football stuff with people under
Speaker 2: Warren Wanganen's it's no longer a burner account.
Speaker 3: What about Warren?
Speaker 1: Oh, because it's Warren tread Ray and Gavin Wangane and so,
Speaker 1: and is that on like forums and stuff you're like
Speaker 1: big footy and like really nothing websites.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's on an Instagram burner.
Speaker 1: No, that it's on Facebook and all sorts. Oh, got
Speaker 1: quite a profile.
Speaker 4: But I think you're quite proud that people know it's your.
Speaker 4: The whole point is that you're not supposed to know.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to log into my dog's Instagram if you
Speaker 1: want to have a hon and then I can't control something.
Speaker 2: I don't want to stalk my exes on there?
Speaker 1: Should should we see if they've blocked my dog?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten Do you have a burner account?
Speaker 2: And what do you use it for?
Speaker 3: Start chipping away at other radio stations? People have them
Speaker 3: bloody dogs really ripping into at the moment.
Speaker 2: No, that's a troll account. That's different. Now, No one's
Speaker 2: going to admit it. Be anonymous, all right.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. Do you have a burner account?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Fake social media?
Speaker 7: And why do you have it? You can remain completely anonymous.
Speaker 7: Is it just for keeping tabs on an X?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Or is it to look at what other businesses are doing?
Speaker 4: If you've got a business account?
Speaker 3: Ah, yes, businesses.
Speaker 2: You don't want to know, pe you're looking at it?
Speaker 3: Yes, if you're hungry Jackson, you don't want to see
Speaker 3: Ronald's been watching your stories, do you?
Speaker 2: No, you don't.
Speaker 3: Third eight twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Who's brave enough to admit it?
Speaker 1: Do you have a burner account?
Speaker 3: Melbourne?
Speaker 2: I'm thirteen, twenty four ten. I want to know.
Speaker 4: Do you have a burner Instagram or Facebook account that
Speaker 4: you use? You can be anonymous if you'd like to be,
Speaker 4: But I'm telling you everyone's doing it.
Speaker 2: I've found out the hard way the other day.
Speaker 1: So you don't have one? No, never had one?
Speaker 3: No, Jase, no, no, barely keep up with mine?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Fair enough?
Speaker 2: Yeah, No. People are looking at their exes, their exes
Speaker 2: new partners.
Speaker 3: You have reminded me, though, I think I'm going to
Speaker 3: go to my story and just see who's been watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can see if someone.
Speaker 1: Is only the people that like your story?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, everybody you can see who's watching it?
Speaker 3: Occupy a lot of my time hearing your mate and
Speaker 3: now our post story is just bait.
Speaker 1: What about the people that skip your stories? You know
Speaker 1: you skip it.
Speaker 2: If you're bored, just as they've seen it.
Speaker 3: How long does it take to register?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. You'd have to call trevelng the tech.
Speaker 1: Guy, the tech guy from the Today Show.
Speaker 4: Thineteen twenty four ten. Do you have a burner account?
Speaker 4: What do you use it for? Emily and Clyde.
Speaker 2: Morning, Good morning? I am What is it on Instagram? Facebook?
Speaker 13: It's an Instagram account and shared with my best friend
Speaker 13: and it's a candle business. Yes, And we got quite
Speaker 13: creative because we had to make sure that it didn't
Speaker 13: look like a burner account. So we were posting heaps
Speaker 13: of regular stuff and to the point where we get orders,
Speaker 13: like people were messaging my god. We're like, oh, actually
Speaker 13: I have stuck at the moment.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you guys are fully living a lie.
Speaker 3: And whose sides are you looking at?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 13: Yeah, like old friend, ex boyfriend, what's the colleagues? Like
Speaker 13: things like that that we don't want our names to be.
Speaker 4: What's the best thing you've seen on someone's page when
Speaker 4: you're using your Burner account?
Speaker 13: Oh, we've seen like people like cheating. I could've caught
Speaker 13: people cheating, Like we know that they're together, and then
Speaker 13: we've seen like a photo of them out with another person.
Speaker 2: We know we comment though, are you using it as
Speaker 2: a troll account or you're just watching?
Speaker 13: Just no, no, no, just silent watching.
Speaker 2: Silent watching.
Speaker 1: That's when you give someone like the reaction, you know,
Speaker 1: like a little fire reaction on this.
Speaker 2: You never do that.
Speaker 1: I do that every now and then.
Speaker 2: Put the fire, Emily, do you ever do that? No
Speaker 2: double tapping, because if you're a true I was about to.
Speaker 1: Say stalker, it's not. It's just a deep dive.
Speaker 3: If you're true watching, you don't want to leave breadcrumbs
Speaker 3: that you've been there.
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes sometimes if you can.
Speaker 4: Set up as a candle business instead of a person,
Speaker 4: though no one's like this is sus.
Speaker 3: Would you would you be toughed to know that the
Speaker 3: X was looking?
Speaker 1: You'd be disturbed. No.
Speaker 2: I think we've I think we've mutually blocked and deleted
Speaker 2: each other. We don't need to see what each other's doing. No, thanks,
Speaker 2: Give a look up EXAs online.
Speaker 3: See what they're doing every now and then. They look happy.
Speaker 1: They're very happy here bouncing through life.
Speaker 3: You don't want it to be too happy.
Speaker 1: Well, no, of course not. I do it for my
Speaker 1: dog's account of me.
Speaker 3: They don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, you've really mucked up that burner account because
Speaker 4: who I have. Everyone knows you have a beagle called
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Speaker 2: Two? Guest one, what.
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Speaker 1: Spain?
Speaker 3: No, it was China.
Speaker 2: Okay, I invented in China.
Speaker 4: Now game Clint tells me he learned Chinese at school,
Speaker 4: so he's got an explanation.
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Speaker 1: Keino came around two hundred BCE. What BCE is before
Speaker 1: common era, which is basically before christ Anyway, it means
Speaker 1: white dove ticket. It was initially known as beij Pao
Speaker 1: or pow callao from China.
Speaker 2: There you go, invented in China.
Speaker 4: I thought Keno was invented on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 7: We would go down the Gold Coast every year, would
Speaker 7: go for the buffet jupiters and Mum would be like, here,
Speaker 7: go by ticket.
Speaker 4: So you actually bought a ticket. I saw it on
Speaker 4: the TVs in like the old RSLs or.
Speaker 1: Clashes up on the screen in the in the restaurant,
Speaker 1: so you'd be watching from the food court, yes, inside
Speaker 1: the cascent yeah.
Speaker 3: Or the surf clubs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're always in surf clubs. It's like it's sort
Speaker 4: of like tatsoo, right, you pick the numbers?
Speaker 3: Yeah, an edge.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the tune Quino.
Speaker 2: Spark match When you have a problem, it's very Gold Coast.
Speaker 3: You know the issue. So if you know the theme,
Speaker 3: you have an issue. Let's talk snakes on the Monash.
Speaker 4: Snakes on a plane. Move over snakes on the Monash.
Speaker 4: She might have seen it.
Speaker 2: On the weekend. A lady was driving along the Monash
Speaker 2: Freeway when she fell to tickle on her legs. She
Speaker 2: looked down, Stop shocked tiger snake.
Speaker 1: It's it about two ac road or something similar on
Speaker 1: the Monash.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what too urban for not like swerving
Speaker 3: and causing massive as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she managed to pull over into the emergency lane.
Speaker 4: She was waving down other motorists to try and help.
Speaker 4: When she got out of the car, she was like,
Speaker 4: I don't know what to do. The police came and
Speaker 4: the police didn't know what to do, so they called
Speaker 4: a snake man who came and retrieved the snake and
Speaker 4: released it somewhere.
Speaker 1: Sueper, remarkable thing to do? Pull over?
Speaker 3: Released it around the Como, No.
Speaker 4: Don't because around the Yarrow River there is snakes everywhere
Speaker 4: as well. On their community Facebook pages, people are putting
Speaker 4: up picks going that weather's got hot, the snake's coming out.
Speaker 2: Of the bushlands the well more like on that track
Speaker 2: down near the.
Speaker 3: Right on the end the Gardner's Creek.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, they'd be Garner's Creek down in that
Speaker 4: Ashburton for sure.
Speaker 3: Rickard's Point and down that way along the bay side
Speaker 3: they come and just normal snakes because of the grass
Speaker 3: between the car park and the beach, and there signs
Speaker 3: up all along there, which I figure if they've gone
Speaker 3: to the effort of putting a sign up, there's a
Speaker 3: bloody lot of them.
Speaker 7: In fact, this guy might be able to shine a
Speaker 7: light on it. Mark Pelley is a snake hunter here
Speaker 7: in Melbourne.
Speaker 9: Mark, good morning.
Speaker 3: How are you going to the AOD?
Speaker 2: Do we have a snake problem in Melbourne?
Speaker 9: Well, I was listening to you talk about it. Snakes
Speaker 9: along the Aow River. Yes, they caught one in an
Speaker 9: office in Collingwood. They caught another one in Richmond's just
Speaker 9: near the river again to.
Speaker 2: A hot spot.
Speaker 3: What sort of snakes?
Speaker 9: Both are tiger snakes into people's properties, actually inside the building?
Speaker 2: Will I kill you.
Speaker 9: Think? The fifth most deadly sneak in the world. They
Speaker 9: are incredibly venomous. The venom shut down your neurosystems, so basically,
Speaker 9: you know your brain and your nervous system shut down
Speaker 9: at a sextual clotting factor, so you can bleed.
Speaker 1: You got you're bitten by one hour and you got.
Speaker 9: You can die in as little as thirteen minutes. A
Speaker 9: tiger snake bite that doesn't bite you on the peripheres.
Speaker 9: If it bites you on the like your body, your torso,
Speaker 9: your neck, your face, you've got no time.
Speaker 1: If it gets you on the face, you're desperately.
Speaker 4: I'm so straight, straight in an ambulance to the hospital.
Speaker 4: So what do we do if we see a snake?
Speaker 4: If we're walking along a path near a river or
Speaker 4: anywhere and.
Speaker 2: We see a snake?
Speaker 9: Snake? Absolutely, Remember the snakes are incredibly deadly, but they're
Speaker 9: equally as shy. You leave them alone. Don't leave you alone?
Speaker 8: Is that true?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it's going to chase me, and
Speaker 2: I'm not a fast runner.
Speaker 9: Of all the videos on YouTube of me catching snakes,
Speaker 9: there's not a single one of a chase a snake
Speaker 9: chasing me. It's always me chasing the snake.
Speaker 3: I'd love to see a video on YouTube of Lauren
Speaker 3: running away from the snake my toe.
Speaker 2: One of the most dangerous snakes we have here in
Speaker 2: Melbourne is the tiger snake. The most dangerous mark Actually, no,
Speaker 2: it's number two.
Speaker 9: The tiger snakes the fifth most mistake in the world.
Speaker 9: But in Melbourne we also have the Eastern brown with.
Speaker 3: The brown will get you.
Speaker 2: They bite you on the face.
Speaker 1: How long you got no.
Speaker 9: Time again to the brown thinks interesting though, because the
Speaker 9: tiger snake they've got little things, but you feel it.
Speaker 9: Brown snakes you don't actually feel them when they bite.
Speaker 2: You want to go to go to a hospital.
Speaker 9: Yeah you know, and you just suddenly collapse to the ground.
Speaker 3: Face.
Speaker 9: Oh you know, I got you on the face. Usually
Speaker 9: people tell me, oh, brownsnake head buttered me on the hen.
Speaker 9: It's totally fine. In reality, they were bitten and they.
Speaker 7: Didn't even know, and they mark is it the old
Speaker 7: wise tile of like suck the venom out? Like if
Speaker 7: Lauren gets bitten on the face right right in the
Speaker 7: right cheek, should Clint or I be like sucking a
Speaker 7: neck like a vampire.
Speaker 9: I know you really like to kiss Lauren, but unfortunately
Speaker 9: it won't work.
Speaker 2: Thank god.
Speaker 4: I think I'd rather dive a snake, but the face,
Speaker 4: to be honest, give me the trying to suck on
Speaker 4: my cheek.
Speaker 9: Unfortunately it works. Many people have been on the hands
Speaker 9: of the thief. Anyway, I have pressure and mobilization.
Speaker 1: Man, you'll be the amb seriousness though, it.
Speaker 4: Is also a lot of people walking their dogs at
Speaker 4: these places where there's a lot of snakes. How do
Speaker 4: you It sounds ridiculous, but can you teach a dog
Speaker 4: not to go near a snake? Because I've heard there's
Speaker 4: things you can do to train your dog not to
Speaker 4: go near He was a snake.
Speaker 3: Expert, not a dog expert.
Speaker 9: Actually I'm both because right now I've got a quie
Speaker 9: what you from outside of the car who's waiting for
Speaker 9: me to train their border collige?
Speaker 4: You are, and many skills you can do and community
Speaker 4: training for dogs, right Okay?
Speaker 2: A lot of farmers like my friends who have farmed
Speaker 2: and things have all done them.
Speaker 9: And there's something I do a lot because unfortunately we're
Speaker 9: smart enough to stay away from snakes. Dogs see a
Speaker 9: snake and go, oh my god, what is this fantastic
Speaker 9: investigate with their nose get bitsen and it costs people
Speaker 9: thousands of dollars even if the dog doesn't survive.
Speaker 1: Hey Mark, in regards to this woman on the morn ash,
Speaker 1: what in God's name was this snake doing in the car?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Why the car?
Speaker 3: Because I wish.
Speaker 9: I wish it was like a one off occasion, but
Speaker 9: I've actually caught snakes in cars many time.
Speaker 2: Any good news for us?
Speaker 1: What are they doing in the cars?
Speaker 9: Well, my colleague Tim, who caught the snake, did a
Speaker 9: fantastic job. What happens is sometimes people open a car door,
Speaker 9: leave it open, go inside, and if they could just
Speaker 9: call up into the car. Sometimes what happens is people
Speaker 9: don't realize they carry a snake into a car inadvertently,
Speaker 9: so they might put it into their shopping on the ground,
Speaker 9: or they might put a backpack on the ground and
Speaker 9: they call them.
Speaker 2: That's so, your colleague team helped get this snake out.
Speaker 2: What was that scene like on the side of the monash?
Speaker 9: I think I think that Tim did a fantastic job.
Speaker 9: Given the circumstances and the pressure he was under the
Speaker 9: snake with so many fast cars moving around him. He
Speaker 9: did a fantastic job.
Speaker 3: On you guys, Mark, just quickly before we let you go,
Speaker 3: how many times you've been bitten?
Speaker 9: Once and I actually died. But theos brought me back to.
Speaker 3: What sort of snake?
Speaker 9: It was a tiger snake?
Speaker 3: What was the scene?
Speaker 9: Yeah, No, basically I was catching a snake because I
Speaker 9: always do. One of my pieces of equipment broke in
Speaker 9: the process. It got me on the hand because the
Speaker 9: equipment broke. It's in eight minutes. I was unconscious and
Speaker 9: I was in front of my family when that happened
Speaker 9: to And this was just in March of this year.
Speaker 2: Did they have an anti venom?
Speaker 9: Yeah? So I went to hospital. I got two doses
Speaker 9: of anti venom. Seven days in hospital, in and out
Speaker 9: of consciousness, struggling for life. My organs shut down, my
Speaker 9: brain shut down. I couldn't see, couldn't smell. But eventually, I,
Speaker 9: you know, I pulled through and here I am today
Speaker 9: to talk to you about.
Speaker 1: Thank goodness for that help.
Speaker 3: How was it that wasn't the same snake that was
Speaker 3: in the carr of the monish?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 9: If it was very sick sitting around, But it was
Speaker 9: the same type of snake.
Speaker 3: It just shows you how lucky that lady was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, good on your mind, Mark, very interesting chat.
Speaker 4: Mark's a very interesting man.
Speaker 3: Hey Mark, do you see time this morning?
Speaker 13: Mate?
Speaker 7: We'll catch on mind snake hunter dot com dot Are
Speaker 7: you stay safe over summer?
Speaker 3: Will you?
Speaker 9: Thanks so much?
Speaker 3: Have a good see you mate.
Speaker 2: That goodness, is that top conversation really took turn that? Wow?
Speaker 3: Let's keep the light and bright there mate.
Speaker 4: Okay, So if you see snake over summer, stay calm,
Speaker 4: avoided and coll mark unless.
Speaker 3: You Lauren, and then we're going to film you run
Speaker 3: for the internet.
Speaker 2: I don't run for much, but I'll run. Can you
Speaker 2: from the snake?
Speaker 3: She'd get the knees high too, You'd go viral.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't put my knees high because that would make
Speaker 2: that would slow me down.
Speaker 3: You would go viral.
Speaker 2: Run straight ahead fast as I can.
Speaker 1: I want to see Jay suckings and men a man.
Speaker 2: He said it doesn't work, So don't make me be
Speaker 2: bitten by a snake and have that.
Speaker 3: We're going to need a steak no pink and perfect.
Speaker 3: Twenty nine past eight morning, Melbourne. You're on the air
Speaker 3: with Jason Lawren Clint here as well. We're doing to
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Speaker 3: are listening to novel one hundred and Yes it is
Speaker 3: the question that divides friendship groups when all attending a
Speaker 3: wedding together. Next week we are going to the wedding
Speaker 3: of a former team member, Jane the Nark. We are
Speaker 3: and her lovely fiance Darcy.
Speaker 1: We are dus Man.
Speaker 3: You reckon we'll be on a good tape, I think so.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not, we'll be on that. There's a movie
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: The cousins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll be open about mid midway midway down. So
Speaker 1: not with fun. But we're not fun now.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't know.
Speaker 4: It depends what the layout is. Sometimes it's just one
Speaker 4: long table, two long tables. Yeah, a bridal couples in
Speaker 4: the middle.
Speaker 3: Isn't that a fun chat with your partner doing the
Speaker 3: wedding chart?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Anyway, I always think it is the ultimate privilege to
Speaker 4: be invited to somebody's wedding.
Speaker 3: I agree, one hundred percent agree. I'm very very much
Speaker 3: looking forward to it as well.
Speaker 2: It's going to be She's going to be such a
Speaker 2: beautiful bride.
Speaker 3: I feel like I was out of wedding season for
Speaker 3: a while, like all our older friends got married the
Speaker 3: same time. Yeah, and then we've gone without weddings for
Speaker 3: about ten years, and now it's like we're back in
Speaker 3: the patch of wedding season.
Speaker 2: I don't think one is a patch.
Speaker 4: Clint's in a patch of wedding seasons and parties. You're
Speaker 4: just one older friend who's invited to one wedding. You're
Speaker 4: not in a patch of wedding.
Speaker 3: You never know you get married any tom soon. Guys,
Speaker 3: we're all going to this wedding. Yep, we haven't discussed.
Speaker 2: I know what you're going to say.
Speaker 3: The one issue that all friends do when heading to
Speaker 3: the gift. You got it.
Speaker 4: So because they've been together for quite some time, they've
Speaker 4: got to like they live together.
Speaker 2: They're sorted, so do they? I don't know. Do they
Speaker 2: have a registry? They're doing a wishing well.
Speaker 3: I don't believe there's a registry.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 3: I love when people go we don't expect gifts? Are
Speaker 3: you expecting? If you feel the need, here's a bank account.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they put in a poem. Do you know on
Speaker 1: the invite there's a poem and it says, I don't look,
Speaker 1: don't I can't do that's.
Speaker 4: A chat GTP. I'll put it in there, wedding registry poem.
Speaker 4: Do that your presence is our present? Your presence is
Speaker 4: a present.
Speaker 3: If I see that, Like God, we used that line.
Speaker 2: No, I was at a wedding where they had a
Speaker 2: tie or like a tap and go In case you
Speaker 2: didn't bring the cat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've been. I've been to a Lemonese wedding
Speaker 3: and there was a lot of thick envelopes being passed.
Speaker 3: That was a cash job.
Speaker 2: You want to steal that wishing well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, chat GPT, thank you very much. I put in
Speaker 1: wedding registry poem. Your presence at our wedding is the
Speaker 1: greatest gift cable. But if you'd like to bless us
Speaker 1: with something big or small, We've made a little wish
Speaker 1: list for items here and there to help us build
Speaker 1: our future home with love and joy to share cue.
Speaker 4: So that's a registry. They've got a list of gifts.
Speaker 4: But this is a wishing well situation, is it, which
Speaker 4: a lot of people do, because then they want to
Speaker 4: put it towards one big thing holiday honeymoon.
Speaker 3: So a question to you, how much do we want
Speaker 3: to go in together?
Speaker 1: Yes? I think so, but it does dilute not a
Speaker 1: wishing well.
Speaker 3: But if we're going to like or do we buy
Speaker 3: a gift, we buy gift altogether.
Speaker 2: We could do that.
Speaker 3: Here's my next question.
Speaker 4: Although there's two of me, because there's Paul and I,
Speaker 4: there's two of you and there's only one to clip.
Speaker 4: So if he's only going to put in half the
Speaker 4: amount where I don't want his name.
Speaker 3: Like that pregnant lady. It comes to dinner and we
Speaker 3: can't divide the bill.
Speaker 2: Shout the pregnant lady, though she doesn't even get divided.
Speaker 1: Into I feel on the card it's you know, Lauren
Speaker 1: and Paul, Jason, Lou and Clint.
Speaker 2: Are you used to that yet though ye're getting it?
Speaker 3: Don't say the amount? Well, hang on, I want you
Speaker 3: to write it.
Speaker 4: No, but wait, because I even when it's a wishing well,
Speaker 4: is this allowed? Even when people do wishing was I
Speaker 4: sometimes still buy a gift because I.
Speaker 1: Liked be the hero. Don't be all write down what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: Is this per person or per couple?
Speaker 3: No, No, just what we're putting in the couple from
Speaker 3: from you.
Speaker 4: And Lou and from and then I'll put in what
Speaker 4: I'm putting in from Jason. I so Clint, your should
Speaker 4: be half of what we offer.
Speaker 3: Okay, but I.
Speaker 1: Would pump it up a bit because we're on the radio.
Speaker 1: Does this mean we have to put it in on
Speaker 1: the actual day?
Speaker 2: Because whatever we say now you've got to put in.
Speaker 4: So don't be look like because whatever Jace does. If
Speaker 4: we're doing individual cards, I'm just going to put in
Speaker 4: more than you. So we've got to say it now
Speaker 4: and then we can't budget on the line.
Speaker 1: By the way, No, absolutely, we're going to go a
Speaker 1: surprise a breakday. We need a judgment.
Speaker 7: Let's get her on the phone to get the knock
Speaker 7: on the phone. We're going to check your run to
Speaker 7: work latest in news.
Speaker 1: I need more time to think.
Speaker 2: It's also a surprise.
Speaker 3: You to check your bank account.
Speaker 2: It's a present.
Speaker 3: She won't know the present. You'll just know what it's working.
Speaker 1: You pay by credit cut, but do you know what?
Speaker 2: Here's the other thing.
Speaker 3: You're going to put in footy tickets you would have.
Speaker 2: Got he's got for free your Cogan vouchers. Awesome, he'll
Speaker 2: run on the car. No, which would be a great present,
Speaker 2: as long as you'd paid for it. What I will
Speaker 2: say is, so this is what I would do on
Speaker 2: a wishing well. But I reckon if I bought a gift,
Speaker 2: I buy a gift that was more expensive than this cash.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it's a psychology for this.
Speaker 3: Can we just stick to if we all are going in?
Speaker 4: No, we're not going in if it's cash if we're
Speaker 4: not putting it all in like one big envelope running
Speaker 4: five name.
Speaker 7: If we're buying a gift, if we're all going to
Speaker 7: buy a gift together, how much do we think we
Speaker 7: should each be putting it?
Speaker 3: Write that figure down.
Speaker 2: This is from Paul, and I've got my figure written down.
Speaker 7: You'll check your under work latest in news, and then
Speaker 7: we'll come back and find out if we're on the
Speaker 7: same page or if this wedding is going to divorce
Speaker 7: the show.
Speaker 1: You're on the air with Jason Lauren clint here too.
Speaker 3: I think she's still in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: She's fallen in.
Speaker 3: She might be doing a boo. I wouldn't be pulling
Speaker 3: in the workplace, especially not during a radio's back.
Speaker 4: I got stuck on the fire extinguisher doing on the forest,
Speaker 4: my lanyard.
Speaker 2: It's still out there, all.
Speaker 3: Right, lanyard got stuck on the front. That's how you
Speaker 3: put out a fire.
Speaker 2: Chaddy to use the hand in here and I got stuck.
Speaker 2: We're back. What were you talking about?
Speaker 3: Something that was quite an elaborate story.
Speaker 1: Do we think she's doing a poo? She was doing
Speaker 1: as gen Z.
Speaker 2: She was like, you're stuck.
Speaker 3: She's even got accomplices to back up the story.
Speaker 4: And the other thing was as I walked out of
Speaker 4: the studio, I got in a deep discussion with our
Speaker 4: producers about what you should and shouldn't buy for a wedding.
Speaker 3: Right, because that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: We're doing wedding chat because I've come up with three
Speaker 2: answers after much.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I had one simple question for you.
Speaker 3: We are going to a former team member's wedding, yes
Speaker 3: next week, The Knack. She used to be one of
Speaker 3: our producers. We called her the Knucks. We think she
Speaker 3: was a hr plant. We are discussing if you went
Speaker 3: all in with friends on a group gift, what should
Speaker 3: be the amount you contribute. Now we have all written down.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to make this quiet. You are a mess.
Speaker 3: I don't want to know how much per person and
Speaker 3: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Just how much as a couple.
Speaker 1: So what are we doing handing them to you.
Speaker 3: As a couple? We think is fair to put in
Speaker 3: as the group present.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not a group present. This is if
Speaker 2: we're individually giving cash. So this is from the cash.
Speaker 2: Can you explain it?
Speaker 3: I've explained.
Speaker 1: I'm taking sides.
Speaker 2: Guys, what do you think we're doing where you don't
Speaker 2: know because you're.
Speaker 1: Noting exactly how much we're spending on the nark.
Speaker 2: Yes, but not as a group gift.
Speaker 1: So this isn't this is how much you're contributing.
Speaker 4: Okay, So if I'm putting cash an envelope from Paul
Speaker 4: and I were a card, this is what I would
Speaker 4: put in.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're doing, what you and Loe would
Speaker 2: put in a card?
Speaker 1: We will now do the idea of a communal card.
Speaker 1: It's cheaper.
Speaker 2: No, then it's all got to be equal. We all
Speaker 2: put it these days dollars exactly for a beautiful wedding car.
Speaker 3: Just up the intensity on this. I've got the bride
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 1: Morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning, guys, it's payday for you.
Speaker 1: You're about to find I thought you'd say, our presence
Speaker 1: is your presence?
Speaker 2: Jane one really uncomfortable about this. I couldn't work it out.
Speaker 2: Is it a wishing well or a registry or bring
Speaker 2: a gift?
Speaker 11: You're so we've got both.
Speaker 12: We've got like a wishing well on the day for cards.
Speaker 12: And also, by the way, I expect three cards.
Speaker 2: Yep, well that's an extra eight dollars.
Speaker 12: I'll take that off extra eight dollars, So take that
Speaker 12: off the total. But there is a registry as well.
Speaker 12: So I've got like a really nice like lower a
Speaker 12: candle on there, which days I'm sure you would be across?
Speaker 3: How much? How much would that be? What would a
Speaker 3: candle set me by?
Speaker 1: Low other?
Speaker 12: I think it's like three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: And not a candle? A candle?
Speaker 7: Is it like one of those novelty birthday candles when
Speaker 7: when you blow it out it just lights again?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, it's not your wedding alright, U aka Naki
Speaker 1: stress free.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: I've really annoyed Jase because you know how he thinks
Speaker 4: he likes being the first to know everything, and he
Speaker 4: thinks he knows everything about the wedding.
Speaker 2: And I said to him, guess what.
Speaker 4: NOK sent me a picture of part of the wedding
Speaker 4: or of the wedding dress, and he was like show
Speaker 4: and I said.
Speaker 2: You know why, I'm not showing you. And he's so
Speaker 2: mad about it.
Speaker 12: I'll send it to Clint to Yeah, all right, why.
Speaker 2: Are we doing this with Jane on the phone, because Jane,
Speaker 2: can you help?
Speaker 11: I feel so uncomfortable?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go first, big boy, put.
Speaker 2: The big rig first first. It's your game.
Speaker 3: Clean, Yeah, you got to do it properly.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: Clean originally put a family haven't finalized the seating chart.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's just be careful.
Speaker 2: This might buy you a better seat if you spend more.
Speaker 1: Tell her what else she can get?
Speaker 3: He originally wrote down he wants double her fat boy
Speaker 3: slim and the.
Speaker 2: Family always wants it.
Speaker 1: The family passed to Christmas one. No, but that's a prize.
Speaker 1: That's what surprise.
Speaker 3: You're a.
Speaker 2: Jeez, Jase, what queen Clean.
Speaker 3: Has put four hundred dollars? That's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good, isn't it. I'm pretty generous, very generous.
Speaker 4: That's because he's compensating because he's on his hens from
Speaker 4: one person.
Speaker 2: So, n this is what I said for cash, But
Speaker 2: I said if I bought a gift, it would probably
Speaker 2: be more.
Speaker 3: What have you put?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not ready.
Speaker 11: You have to.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: You have to now I've said four hundred. Just keep
Speaker 1: in mind that these two get paid a lot.
Speaker 3: More than you've got eighty jobs.
Speaker 2: How much I'm not telling you. I said five hundred.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely not What have you done. I'm buying the candle.
Speaker 2: What did you say?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 3: Now he won't say, it doesn't matter, give it to me.
Speaker 2: What did it say?
Speaker 1: Fat boy? Slim? Double? No, No, here you go? He
Speaker 1: said three hundred for true dependent.
Speaker 3: Well is that age?
Speaker 1: Were eight six hundred?
Speaker 3: That's it was? Not three hundred?
Speaker 2: Ah, put him on the table, up the back mark.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised he said three hundred. To be honest, I
Speaker 2: thought would be less than that. He's such a tight ass.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Jane?
Speaker 12: I think he can sit next to my Auntie and Lauren,
Speaker 12: don't worry.
Speaker 3: Originally put two hundred, but I scratched it out.
Speaker 4: Also, he's the kind of guy that like, yeah, he's
Speaker 4: still winging about someone else's wedding that got divorced five
Speaker 4: years ago, and he wants the gift back.
Speaker 2: True false, Jase, that's true.
Speaker 4: Also, there was that other producer who's wedding you went
Speaker 4: to nine to mini and you still haven't brought her
Speaker 4: a wedding gift.
Speaker 3: Just got to text him her. Are you actually getting
Speaker 3: Jane a wedding gift?
Speaker 1: Jane, have a beautiful day.
Speaker 3: We can't wait to celebrate.
Speaker 12: I wait, I can't wait to open those envelope.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you know we're gonna have to pump him up.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah have you You're welcome four hundred.
Speaker 3: Are you on the air with Jason Lauren Clints here
Speaker 3: as well? You're listening to Nober one hundred. That is it.
Speaker 3: We are getting out of here. We go home and
Speaker 3: wait for my parcels from Black Friends. You're still waiting.
Speaker 2: I just got the day our notification that my Sultan
Speaker 2: pep shakes are coming.
Speaker 1: They are the ones that look a bit dodgy.
Speaker 2: I didn't think they did. You thought they did. You
Speaker 2: thought the shape was a little pelic quite phelic.
Speaker 3: Put it this way. If I open them, it looks
Speaker 3: like but I.
Speaker 2: Ain't seen on looking like that before.
Speaker 3: You my soult and Peppa Shakert and pepper Shaker.
Speaker 2: I would be like, I want to bring them in
Speaker 2: so you can say, because the day.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's appropriate to bring something like that
Speaker 3: in a workplace.
Speaker 2: It's a pepper grinder in the shape of like many
Speaker 2: balls sticked on top of each other, like many.
Speaker 3: Little No we should do, we should do.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like tennis. It's like like I don't
Speaker 2: know strip.
Speaker 3: Should we do an adult toy line up? Put the
Speaker 3: pepper shakers a good idea to see if some and
Speaker 3: see if something.
Speaker 1: We blindfolded stuff and they have to get s which
Speaker 1: one grinder and which ones are grinder?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What did you order on Black Friday? I'm going to
Speaker 4: get into cyber Monday today after.
Speaker 3: My wife bought something that was quite controversial.
Speaker 2: What'd she get this time?
Speaker 3: Something crazy like a footspo We're going we're going to
Speaker 3: chat about tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 2: But it's she loves buying cookie things. Yeah, she bought
Speaker 2: not cookie things like.
Speaker 3: What she bought something for us both to use. I
Speaker 3: don't know how I feel about it.
Speaker 1: She's sharing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not a something. It sounds like a
Speaker 3: salt and pepper.
Speaker 2: Grinder head massager.
Speaker 3: No, we'll get to it tomorrow. We're not playing guest.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about it now, look to talk
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: We're going to fill a break. Thank you for being.
Speaker 4: Also tomorrow we must talk about the fact that my
Speaker 4: niece's first birthday is coming up, and what on earth
Speaker 4: do you buy one year old that doesn't even know
Speaker 4: if she's coming along?
Speaker 7: I remember buying my niece they tickle me. Elmo Dollan
Speaker 7: thought this is going to be amazing. She read the
Speaker 7: paper off. She threw the dolls of the side and
Speaker 7: played with the paper.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. One birthdays for one year old big.
Speaker 1: These days are huge and you're inviting all your mates.
Speaker 3: We had a blinder for Felix's STDI.
Speaker 2: Because it's not about the kids. It is a celebration
Speaker 2: of parents surviving one year.
Speaker 3: That's what a first birth absolutely.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll try and get some advice off you guys
Speaker 2: tomorrow about that.
Speaker 3: You know what you should get it?
Speaker 2: Today would actually be better for advice because it's Cyber
Speaker 2: Monday and I might get it cheaper.
Speaker 3: Get it that Ninja slushy machine that's going to come out.
Speaker 1: You're obsessed.
Speaker 2: We can't get them till late jam.
Speaker 3: We're trying to get a handle of the ice cream one.
Speaker 2: We want to make frozen margarita.
Speaker 3: We want the ninja slushy machine. Doesn't drop in Australia
Speaker 3: till early.
Speaker 4: Do anyone know a way to get them in the country.
Speaker 4: We can get them overseas because if.
Speaker 3: Anyone could smuggle the Ninja slushing machine, we'd like to
Speaker 3: do it. What's up.
Speaker 1: He's an entrepreneur, he'll do it.
Speaker 3: Is he going to the States?
Speaker 2: Shout out?
Speaker 3: Is he going to the States at all?
Speaker 2: Again, I'm going to the States. We're not smuggling my
Speaker 2: own ninja slushes someone else else.
Speaker 3: You've got a giant novelty slash.
Speaker 4: By the way, yesterday we're having this full saga trying
Speaker 4: to get to the airport.
Speaker 2: Airport shut. There's an electrical storm. Clearse and I are
Speaker 2: on the car on the way.
Speaker 4: Paul's call him and going, just stay where you are
Speaker 4: because the airport shut, all the roads are shut. You
Speaker 4: can't even get in and around, and Clink goes, I've
Speaker 4: got checking luggage. It gets worse and I go, all right, oh,
Speaker 4: he's got checking luggage.
Speaker 2: And he always is a small situation. I go what
Speaker 2: He goes, I've got a power drill in my bag
Speaker 2: and I don't know can I check it in? I said, well,
Speaker 2: you can't.
Speaker 4: Carry on and power drill and the power But then
Speaker 4: it's got batteries, so you can't check in the battery.
Speaker 1: So then I had to unpack my bag check in
Speaker 1: counter and get it out and the drill that is,
Speaker 1: and show the man and ask where this should go
Speaker 1: under all over, So did you have to.
Speaker 2: Put the batteries in the carry on and the drill
Speaker 2: the batteries.
Speaker 3: Thank god you told us the end. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I was so angry when he was like, well, but
Speaker 2: got to go now because I've got shake him.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being good.
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