1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 2: It is one of my favorite phone topics of all time. 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 2: Where have you seen? Where's the weirdest place you've seen 4 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 2: someone having a dart? I mean, we've had some amazing 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 2: calls over the years and out this one as well. 6 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 2: Haven't listened to these. 7 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 3: I've had the own of the BMX track and just 8 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 3: before me first lap on a light of darts and 9 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,119 Speaker 3: stick an emut and do a lap of the track. 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,159 Speaker 2: My mother in. 11 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,479 Speaker 3: Law squashed herself into the covey house in the pouring 12 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,760 Speaker 3: rain because I wouldn't let her make in the hound. 13 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 3: He's sort of a blaster or drew through a bit 14 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 3: of metal and stand on a six foot ladder while 15 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 3: rolling a roll in one handed. He was on his motorbike. 16 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 3: One of those helmets took a fold up and it's. 17 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 1: You know. I told you about a girl I went 18 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 1: out with her dad. 19 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 4: He loved a sportstick, one of the great lungbusters, and 20 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 4: he would have he would have a cigarette in the 21 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 4: shower and when he was actually washing, he'd hold it 22 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 4: in like the the bars of the soap in the corner. 23 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,959 Speaker 4: And then it would also when he was playing tennis, 24 00:00:59,120 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 4: it'd stick it in the. 25 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: In his racket. Yes, and he could play tennis. 26 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 5: But I always I always loved a guitarist. 27 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 2: Who could put the smoke at the well play and 28 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,040 Speaker 2: then come back at the end of the song. 29 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 5: And say we're Whitely was the worst place to do it. 30 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 2: I told you about Layton Fry as well, the local 31 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 2: legend who used to take off dry start on the 32 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,400 Speaker 2: side of the of the side of the river bank water. 33 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 5: Someone would light up his cigarette. 34 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 2: He would a kilometer up the river, come a kilometer back, 35 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 2: flick off his skis, run back onto the bank, and 36 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,960 Speaker 2: then he would flick away the dart without a drop 37 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 2: of water on his head. It was an amazing feat 38 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 2: to watch, so proud of him. That ain't twenty fourteen. 39 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 2: Where's the weirdest place you've seen someone having a dart? 40 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 2: This guy, his name is Chen, He's known as Uncle Chin. 41 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 2: Uncle Chen has he has just completed a marathon in China. 42 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, smoking the whole time. 43 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: Oh my god, now forty two k's of cigarettes. He 44 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: was dared to do it. 45 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 2: He completed the marathon in four four hours and thirty 46 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 2: four minutes. 47 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: How is he alive? 48 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 2: Which is ripping a full pack of lung darts on 49 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 2: the route the whole time. 50 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 5: He outpaced that time by sixty six minutes. 51 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 2: In doing so, he finished five hundred and seventy fourth 52 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 2: overall out of fifteen hundred runners. 53 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,519 Speaker 5: He beat just under. 54 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 2: A thousand runners by smoking the whole time. 55 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 5: He was running. 56 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 4: As you're running and your lungs are starving for oxygen, right, 57 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 4: and your system is trying to pump, and you're just 58 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 4: sucking back the tobacco and becomes the old puffing billy. 59 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 2: He did not stop. He was the dragon. The whole time. 60 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 2: He would get out a new one. Someone was with him, 61 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 2: he had a team with him. They would pick up 62 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 2: he's used wow, and he would continue on his way. 63 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,799 Speaker 1: Take that to the Olympics. 64 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 5: I mean, it's not a record. I don't think anyone's 65 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 5: going to go. We're talking about it. 66 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 4: I suppose when someone says to you, hey, I've got 67 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 4: a bet for you, but you can't do forty two 68 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 4: k's with a cigarette hanging out of your. 69 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: Mouth, really, I reckon I do that? 70 00:02:58,840 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 5: Do you know? 71 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: This is said the I don't have the guts to 72 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: do that, I'll do it. 73 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,399 Speaker 5: Chin is not a regular smoker as well. 74 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,639 Speaker 2: Uncle Chin doesn't even get anywhere near a full pack 75 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 2: of cigarettes on a daily basis, so just he wanted 76 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 2: to do it as a challenge to himself. 77 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, good on your mane Gabby's in Forestville, Hey, Gab, 78 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 4: where was the weirdest place you've seen someone having a smoke? 79 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 3: Hey? Guys, So from working construction, I saw a lot 80 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 3: of really weird places, but you know what, the weirdest 81 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 3: one I've ever seen. It was on this big construction site. 82 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 3: There's a guy standing in a rubbish bin suspended from 83 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 3: a crane about twenty five meters in the air, and 84 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 3: they're moving it up onto the top of the skyscraper 85 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 3: that they're building. And he's just been there having a 86 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 3: dart holding onto the chain the hardest. It was just 87 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 3: like my shot. 88 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: Do you know what? Gap? 89 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 4: It's almost like though, I mean, if you can have 90 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 4: a cigarette in twenty twenty two, you need to remove 91 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 4: yourself from everybody. This bloke needs to winch himself into 92 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 4: a bin just so he can get away from everyone 93 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 4: for a smoke. 94 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 5: I watched a guy the other night. 95 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 2: I was thinking about taping, and I thought I'd better not, 96 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 2: but I watched a guy at the front of Woollies 97 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 2: and I watched him go through half a packet of darts, 98 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 2: one after another, one after another. Just did not stop. 99 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 2: My god, I thought, well, he can't be all there. No, 100 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 2: he just kept going and going. 101 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,840 Speaker 1: Tommy was enjoying it so much. You've never had a cigarette? 102 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 1: Have you? 103 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 5: No? 104 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: Never? No? 105 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 5: I was. 106 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: I was quite proud to have never had one. 107 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:24,279 Speaker 5: Guys, what about half a mouth on? Tom No, that's 108 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 5: Ned Brockman's next challenge, Perth to bond. 109 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: On another ball with a gasp hanging out of your mouth. 110 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 2: Terry on the Central Coast, where's the weirdest place you've 111 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 2: had a smoke? 112 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:33,919 Speaker 5: Teas? 113 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 6: Good morning boys. Back in the nineties, I worked on 114 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 6: a circus and after a day I'd go a kick 115 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 6: pack and climb up the top of the tent and 116 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,359 Speaker 6: the view was amazing. I have a couple of darts 117 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 6: from having a couple of brush. 118 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 5: Is this where the acrobatics were, Tess? 119 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, right up the top of the. 120 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 3: On the top of the in pole, watching like looking 121 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 3: at the view. 122 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 5: Terry working in a circus, I'm fascinated by this. What 123 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 5: was your role? What were you doing? In the circus. 124 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 6: I built the tent and did mainly clean up and 125 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:17,359 Speaker 6: all that I was on the tent truck, so I 126 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 6: was thirst in. 127 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: God on Terry. 128 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 4: I mean when the owner looked up and he went, 129 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 4: oh my god, how could they be a cigarette hole? 130 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 4: We're going to be a siggy burn at the top 131 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 4: of the bloody marquee. 132 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 5: It's Terry. 133 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 2: It's a lot of eff Oh you maskers of Jim 134 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 2: carry is here? Jack in Manly? Where did you see 135 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 2: someone smoking a cigarette? 136 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 3: Jack? 137 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:44,280 Speaker 7: I go, yeah, I had a had a hop ten 138 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 7: years ago, and as I was walking out after a 139 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 7: couple of days of recovering, I was a lady outside 140 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,360 Speaker 7: the front of the hospital smoking through the hole. 141 00:05:52,200 --> 00:06:01,039 Speaker 1: In Oh no, how can I still get ender me 142 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 1: when the pipes don't? 143 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 2: I would dare say that the hole in her throat 144 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 2: is probably being caused by the cigarettes. 145 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 7: Jack would I would have. 146 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 4: Nothing worse, Jack than when you visit a hospital and 147 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 4: you see those people and they'll still have a drip 148 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 4: in so they'll be just wheeling the little pole around 149 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,599 Speaker 4: with a solution hanging off, and so there's a sack 150 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 4: hanging off it and you're ripping back some tobacco into 151 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 4: the lungs and you go, hang. 152 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 1: On a minute, you're here to get better. 153 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 4: Or if you see somebody smoking at a funeral or 154 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,039 Speaker 4: at a cemetery and are you racing to get into 155 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 4: the dirt. 156 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 5: It's a great all back again. It's a great party trick, though, 157 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 5: isn't it Somebody stopped first of. 158 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,920 Speaker 2: All having a hole in your throat. That first party 159 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:46,039 Speaker 2: trick passes the stars. 160 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,280 Speaker 1: Could she do smoke rings out of her throat? 161 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 2: There? 162 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: There you go? There? 163 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 5: Hey, where have they finished? 164 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:02,479 Speaker 1: Gt? Oh my god, shut up. You're listening to the 165 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: Fitzian Whipper podcast.