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Speaker 1: Okay, Jake, tell me how you would feel in the scenario. Please.

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Speaker 1: You are at the petrol station. You just make it

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Speaker 1: in and your car light is flickering, like I need fuel,

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Speaker 1: I need feel. You go in and as soon as

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Speaker 1: you get out of your car, a big truck full

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Speaker 1: You're like, fuck, I just got these guys fucking need

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Speaker 1: me to go quickly. And you're like, yeah, sweet, sweet, sweet,

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Speaker 1: you feel like your car. You walk in and go

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Speaker 1: you're walking a seven eleven and go pay, and then

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Speaker 1: there's a line and you're like, oh shit, I got

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Speaker 1: transfer money. And then you go up to go pay

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Speaker 1: and you haven't figured out how transferred money yet it

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Speaker 1: hasn't worked. And then you go to pay, it just

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Speaker 1: declines and you have to be like, oh sorry mate,

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Speaker 1: just wrong car. Then you have to go back onto

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Speaker 1: your bank account and then transferred money again, and then

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Speaker 1: those guys are just like stimulated. Is that a feel

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Speaker 1: I feel fucking stressed? Yeah, you would, Honestly, I hate

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Speaker 1: I feel like there should be some type of rule

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Speaker 1: when you're in a petrol station they're like, after you

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Speaker 1: fill up, there should be like a land you go into. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think they like it. Some people take their

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Speaker 1: Some people, like some people really just they allow themselves

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Speaker 1: Self awareness I think is a gift. Sometimes don't even

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Speaker 1: don't even get I wish I was like that, Well

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Speaker 1: you know what's same. Yeah, just walking in. Don't take

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Speaker 1: life seriously. They really don't take life. I didn't see

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Speaker 1: you there. They just live in their life. Nothing affects there. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's their life. We're living zero urgent to be fair,

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Speaker 1: to be fair, I think that they need to bring

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Speaker 1: out like where you pay it the pump. Yeah, they do.

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Speaker 1: They do that in America. They do do something sometimes.

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Speaker 1: I think you can do it here, but it's a

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Speaker 1: little confusing here. I've never never ever Today. We'll be

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Speaker 1: starting off though. First up on the menu, is I

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Speaker 1: g question. Yeah, something your boyfriend doesn't know? And this

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's an entre man. This

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Speaker 1: me to kick things off? Yes, what's something your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: doesn't know that he's my boyfriend? Oh yeah, I saw

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Speaker 1: that I'm ten weeks pregnant. No, he needs to know.

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Speaker 1: the thirty nine week term, he's only got twenty nine more,

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Speaker 1: just want someone to talk to be fair, Like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I feel bad. I couldn't find that. What's worse? Right?

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Speaker 1: guilty because you did me wrong, right, I can't the

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Speaker 1: I'm the next best thing. No, no, no, no, she doesn't

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Speaker 1: that fishy? Course? I was gonna say, you're stalking it

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Speaker 1: because you think he's cute and you're still in love

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I think it's that one. Yeah? Yeah, sorry, maybe don't

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Speaker 1: keep yourself keep doing it? Give it yourself, all right, Jake,

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Speaker 1: let me land. Can I please pitch you something? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I guess. Remember in twenty twenty three when we did

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Speaker 1: go round two? Why not? Look it was fun, but

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Speaker 1: about to be sold. Airbnb has this feature called Guests Favorites.

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Speaker 1: It allows you to filter for Airbnb's guests have loved

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Speaker 1: don't get their handwriting. Yeah, because now you know that

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Speaker 1: we've discussed this. Actually, everybody loves watching what they can't have. Yes,

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Speaker 1: You just named like the three most manly things ever.

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Speaker 1: I don't have patience, patience or pettiness to this level

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I picture him in my thongs like she string? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would love you no matter what. Baby. Things guys

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Speaker 1: alright you Roady, thank you very much. That was stimulated.

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