Speaker 1: I didn't know you that.
Speaker 2: Good down favorite song ever Jack because it's of Charlie's
Speaker 2: age was a ride. Yeah, you're listening to the Chrissy
Speaker 2: Swan Show on Nova. I just made a very outrageous
Speaker 2: statement about that Chrissies clique stage, and I think I
Speaker 2: stand by it. Beyonce was never better than when she
Speaker 2: was in Destiny's Child.
Speaker 1: I disagree. I'm shocked at that statement.
Speaker 2: You can be shocked, you can disagree. Doesn't take away
Speaker 2: from the fact that I'm right.
Speaker 3: What about songs like sweet Dreams and like No nothing
Speaker 3: tops what she produced on Destiny's Child?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Wow, Absolutely, come.
Speaker 1: On sweeping statements a Thursday night. You can say it,
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: I'll say it again, and then you've got to pretend
Speaker 2: that you haven't heard it. Hey, let's talk about Saturday
Speaker 2: night fiftieth anniversary celebrations. It is like the Oscars you
Speaker 2: used to be. The red carpet footage has everyone who's
Speaker 2: anyone that we all love turning up to support this
Speaker 2: television show.
Speaker 3: I thought the met Gala was on today when I
Speaker 3: started seeing this video come through from this red carpet like.
Speaker 2: Meryl Streep's there. Steve Martin's there, Mike Queen, Drew, Barrymore's.
Speaker 2: They're looking amazing, by the way, that's something that I
Speaker 2: would like to steal.
Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, all of them there.
Speaker 3: I hope Pete and Kim hook up in like a
Speaker 3: toilet somewhere.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think that's a bit trashy, but maybe they
Speaker 2: could rekindle theirs. And she's seeing someone, she's a Kardashi
Speaker 2: in it hard, But isn't she seeing someone?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't know if there was talk of it estate.
Speaker 3: There was rumors on dorm while she was dating enormy
Speaker 3: like a real estate agent.
Speaker 2: Or something that's never gonna last.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: And then there was so oh Blake Lively made an appearance,
Speaker 2: came out of a little Heidi hole.
Speaker 1: Look I could I could look.
Speaker 2: At the footage of this all day long. But let's
Speaker 2: move on to one of the skits. Kim Kardashian's bottom
Speaker 2: has been turned into a set of drums, not for
Speaker 2: the first time in her career.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Kristen Wig, who is the funniest actress
Speaker 2: have you seen a movie called The Skeleton Twins.
Speaker 1: Help have you, Tom.
Speaker 2: I've watched a trailer, but I haven't seen it. Oh,
Speaker 2: it is the most gorgeous film. And she's in with
Speaker 2: that Bill guy, Bill Hayter, Bill Hater and her. Well
Speaker 2: you this is going to be your favorite film. And
Speaker 2: I've just pulled out my headphones on.
Speaker 1: So okay, I'll keep talking to fill this for you,
Speaker 1: but I will watch that.
Speaker 3: I'd also like to make mention of Steve Martin, who
Speaker 3: did a monologue Swanee and he was on the first
Speaker 3: season of SNL. So everyone, it shows the respect and
Speaker 3: love people have for this show that they've all gone
Speaker 3: back to do it. And if you would like to
Speaker 3: watch it just a little ps eights on binge here
Speaker 3: in Australia.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to watch that. My god, When
Speaker 2: am I ever going to find the time? But I will.
Speaker 2: Christian Wigg dressed up as like a nineteen fifties matinee singer.
Speaker 2: She was one of four sisters in the skit. The
Speaker 2: other three played by Scarlett Johansson, Kim Kardashian and another
Speaker 2: one who I know her face but I will never
Speaker 2: remember before name. So funny anyway, it's very very funny.
Speaker 2: And at one point Kristin Wig plays the bongo drums
Speaker 2: with Kim Kardashian's bottom, very funny, which of course I
Speaker 2: have done to eat on the circles it with my
Speaker 2: own hand.
Speaker 3: And then Swanny Sabrina Carpenter performed with a guy I
Speaker 3: don't know, Paul Simon.
Speaker 2: Paul Simon.
Speaker 1: Who is that?
Speaker 2: The great Paul Simon from originally Simon and Guff uncle,
Speaker 2: but you know, a legend in his own right, the
Speaker 2: man behind my favorite album of all time, Graceland. You
Speaker 2: know I'm going to agree that's Paul Simon.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they sang Homewould Bound, which is a Simon and
Speaker 2: Guff funk call track. Have a listen, well, shure thought's
Speaker 2: escape its explain.
Speaker 1: She makes every song so magical.
Speaker 2: I agree, Oh my god, she is singing with all
Speaker 2: the legends. She would be as a proper music for
Speaker 2: she is, she would be pinching herself nice. So originally
Speaker 2: you probably don't recognize that, but I give you her
Speaker 2: the original you would. It's faster Homewood bounder wish was.
Speaker 2: It's faster. It's gorgeous. Okay, let's move on to Lily
Speaker 2: Allen and David Harbor. They have split up. And Lily Allen,
Speaker 2: of course you would know from such great tracks as.
Speaker 3: I Think You're I Think You're Really Me.
Speaker 2: She is a highly underrated talent. And I think she
Speaker 2: wrote this song about her very mean ex partner David Harbor,
Speaker 2: because he has turned up with a girlfriend already twenty
Speaker 2: two years his junior. Her name is Ellie Fallon, and
Speaker 2: he was caught on the celebrity dating app. That's what
Speaker 2: they've called it. It's Raya. There's no other ones, are
Speaker 2: they it months before they announced their split. Now, of
Speaker 2: course I have looked up this girl's in sta and
Speaker 2: apparently the telltale sign was there was a photograph in
Speaker 2: her grid of her enjoying a cigar and it happens
Speaker 2: to be David Harbor's. You know, Lily Allen's exes.
Speaker 1: No one really knows him, No Stranger Things is what
Speaker 1: he was on.
Speaker 2: It's his favorite cigar and that was where yeah, and
Speaker 2: that was where Lily was like a schools mere. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I found the I found the picture for you, the
Speaker 2: offending picture show us and Hello got out in the
Speaker 2: living there it is a.
Speaker 3: Photo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a very Look, she's only got five photographs,
Speaker 2: but they're very Yeah. Anyway, good luck to them. We
Speaker 2: are invested in this relationship because we saw Lily and
Speaker 2: David leaving a restaurant in New York City together before
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 1: We broke that.
Speaker 2: Oh well, Hazy, come easy, go Ma. The Chrissy Swan Show,
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show. Joel, if you're listening, I don't
Speaker 2: know where your sour Patch kids, dummy gummies went. Okay,
Speaker 2: Chrissy's click, leave Kylie alone.
Speaker 1: Leave her alone, Clean Kay alone, our queen Queen.
Speaker 2: She's kicked off a tour in per tension, touching right down.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 2: I wonder does she do that. We're gonna go through
Speaker 2: the set list in a minute, but she's kicked off
Speaker 2: her tour in perfect and people are saying things and
Speaker 2: I just want to get their faces and mash them
Speaker 2: up because Kylie is a legend. Again, we're bandied around
Speaker 2: the word icon, but we've had some very iconic women
Speaker 2: on this show today. Tara Brown earlier hit us up
Speaker 2: on the podcast for that, and now we're talking about Kylie.
Speaker 2: People said we love you and support you, Quin, but
Speaker 2: let's be honest structure of the show was disappointing. It
Speaker 2: was a lack of creativity.
Speaker 1: Get lost, shut up.
Speaker 3: Also, what are people comparing it to If they are
Speaker 3: trying to compare it to the show Girl tour over
Speaker 3: twenty years ago, get a grip. She's not that age anymore.
Speaker 3: It's we should just be thankful and kissing the ground
Speaker 3: that she's put a tour on for us.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 3: She could be sitting at home with her feet up
Speaker 3: watching reruns of Neighbors and she's not.
Speaker 1: She's singing for us, That is right.
Speaker 2: I want to thank her for that. I also want
Speaker 2: to thank her for the last two albums loved It.
Speaker 2: I want to thank you for ump Dump. I want
Speaker 2: to thank you for keeping it fresh. I want to
Speaker 2: thank you for the reel that she posted to Instagram
Speaker 2: with a girl who got tickets and cried and Kylie
Speaker 2: was choking up as well.
Speaker 1: She is a marvel.
Speaker 2: And I also want to thank her for the setlist.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's thru there's thirty when You're going by
Speaker 3: the Way Friday night, My god, amazing, you cannot wait.
Speaker 1: There are thirty two songs.
Speaker 3: Swany but you and I weirdly were excited about a
Speaker 3: select few that she's thrown in there that you wouldn't expect.
Speaker 2: I mean, there are some classics in there. Obviously, Spinning
Speaker 2: Around is in there on a night like this Olympics
Speaker 2: memory p Umper dumb Shocked Better the Devil.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I loved that incarnation of Kylie and that's going to
Speaker 2: go off.
Speaker 1: The locomotion we know she'd put in there. But there's
Speaker 1: songs like this that you wouldn't expect. Ah, what a song.
Speaker 1: Another favorite of mine is I Believe in You.
Speaker 2: Ah, I've got fo scups on the top of my head.
Speaker 2: I don't believe we picked the same three.
Speaker 1: And then I'm so excited about this. Yeah. I love
Speaker 1: it when she's sexy, don't you In this Valencia.
Speaker 2: I'm so a little real recently of her singing with
Speaker 2: Madonna live at the Madonna show and they were like
Speaker 2: hugging and kissing.
Speaker 1: That was recent. Yes, yes, I do remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, friends, and I remember looking at Kylie and just thinking,
Speaker 2: you that girl from Camberwell High. Are you okay? I
Speaker 2: wonder one a way I like this song anyway. She
Speaker 2: just would be pinching herself that she's on stage arm
Speaker 2: in arm with the legend. That is Madonna, and I
Speaker 2: believe that. At the end, Madonna sang can't get you
Speaker 2: out of My head?
Speaker 1: Yes she did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how amazing. All right, let's move on. There's been
Speaker 2: a celebrity spotting at the airport. It is not a
Speaker 2: bag lady in a stolen car heart jacket.
Speaker 1: It is Billy Bloody Eilish.
Speaker 2: Billy Bloody Eilish as I live in Broo's Tullamarine. She
Speaker 2: has the mask she's got on her face. It's like
Speaker 2: those you know, coronavirus ones. It's so big it looks
Speaker 2: like an adult diaper. Either she's got a very small face,
Speaker 2: which would make sense because people with small faces look
Speaker 2: beautiful on camera. She's either got a very small face,
Speaker 2: or she has stolen a depend from one of the quantus.
Speaker 3: Billy would never do that, Chrissy Swine, No, man, I'm
Speaker 3: so excited to have all these stars in Australia.
Speaker 1: Drake's about the perform in Sydney.
Speaker 2: What is she carrying there? It looks like an oozy
Speaker 2: it's some sort of weapon. Oh no, it's a Bostral
Speaker 2: but it's like, you know, hardcore.
Speaker 1: It's really big. Is that a Stanley cup? Maybe all
Speaker 1: in black.
Speaker 2: And it makes me feel very You know how, sometimes
Speaker 2: you buy something and you go, well, I don't even
Speaker 2: know if that's cool or not. I bought a cheek bag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you're sick. Car heart bag.
Speaker 2: I was going to Sydney to speak on the conference
Speaker 2: and I needed to look fancy on the plane and
Speaker 2: I bought this and it's car Heart and I thought,
Speaker 2: I like Carhart, But I don't know if it's cool.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
Speaker 2: Billie Eilish is wearing it.
Speaker 1: It's cool, man, he so agulated Tim and Joel. They're
Speaker 1: up next. We'll see it tomorrow.
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