Speaker 1: Get every day.
Speaker 2: A real Sharknado situation down at Henley Beach yesterday where,
Speaker 2: oh my goodness, a shark washed up onto the shore.
Speaker 2: So we need an expert because I want to know
Speaker 2: why these sharks are coming so very close to us humans.
Speaker 2: Anton Caveno is from Shark Watch. Is a good morning, Anton.
Speaker 3: Good morning? How are you good now?
Speaker 2: Isn't my understanding? Was there one or two sharks yesterday?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So, just to elaborate, it was just one shark. So
Speaker 3: originally we thought that the shark had Actually the initial
Speaker 3: report that I'd received was that the shark had swum
Speaker 3: away and they successfully had rescued it. Unfortunately, just as
Speaker 3: quickly as it was sent on its way, it came
Speaker 3: right back in. So obviously a very distressed shark. It's
Speaker 3: the age unfortunately passed away.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's the age old question about Wales beaching themselves.
Speaker 2: But why on Earth are these sharks coming so close
Speaker 2: to the shore.
Speaker 5: At the moment.
Speaker 3: Well, the truth is, we really don't know. X Spurts
Speaker 3: are doing their best to as quickly as they can
Speaker 3: inform the public and get some toxicology reports back to
Speaker 3: I guess all of us in order for us to
Speaker 3: better understand what's going on exactly. But there is a
Speaker 3: lot of speculation, a lot of theories. At the moment,
Speaker 3: we do believe the most plausible cause would be that
Speaker 3: the algae bloom is causing these sharks to seek waters
Speaker 3: that are a little bit sort of out of the
Speaker 3: ordinary for their traditional behavior. What we're seeing is a
Speaker 3: lot of sick marine life. So whether or not it's
Speaker 3: going to be more or less of a threat to
Speaker 3: the public safety to enter the water, that's not something
Speaker 3: that I can answer. I would just simply say, use
Speaker 3: your discernment, and the advice is if there is a
Speaker 3: food source around, if you're seeing schools of fish swimming around,
Speaker 3: then the best way to go about it is to
Speaker 3: avoid the water. Just because there's dolphins swimming around doesn't
Speaker 3: necessarily mean or indicate the presence or absence of shark.
Speaker 3: And don't swim if there's a food sources. The best
Speaker 3: piece of advice that I'm told to give, at least antony.
Speaker 6: I just don't want to grow up in a time
Speaker 6: when my kids are coming through and they start to
Speaker 6: question whether Sharknado was based on a true story.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sharknado. It's something that would be quite spectacular to document,
Speaker 3: and yeah, it definitely adds the great fictional elements of
Speaker 3: this whole story that's unfolding for our very eyes.
Speaker 2: And Tom, can you speak to the people that jumped
Speaker 2: in the water to rescue this shark yesterday? I mean, gutsy,
Speaker 2: this is a two point seven meter great white shark,
Speaker 2: for goodness sake.
Speaker 5: That was very courageous.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Yeah. And the gentleman who rushed in off his
Speaker 3: bike apparently he just quickly rushed back to get back
Speaker 3: on with his day as quickly as he jumped on
Speaker 3: top of his shark to try and try and save
Speaker 3: its life. So it's a great testament of the Aussie
Speaker 3: character I think shining through. Obviously, you know me in
Speaker 3: the position I mean, I'm not going to advocate people
Speaker 3: try and rescue a predatory animal. Yeah, but I do
Speaker 3: see how it's a wonderful thing what they've done. It's
Speaker 3: very commendable, very courageous, and it's a very brave thing
Speaker 3: that they've done. So hats off to those people. It
Speaker 3: just shows the nurturing and loving character that we have
Speaker 3: board these animals, regardless of Unfortunately the incidents that have
Speaker 3: taken place involving in tacks with humans. You can just
Speaker 3: genuinely see that people do have a logical frame of
Speaker 3: mind about these animals, and for the most part, they
Speaker 3: do understand that shark attacks are out of the ordinary.
Speaker 3: It's not like this perception where sharks are genuinely out
Speaker 3: to hunt humans. So I think we all realize that
Speaker 3: when we see acts like this unfold.
Speaker 5: How has your bike ride?
Speaker 2: Dull?
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah it was good. Rescued a great white and.
Speaker 2: Take your hand off a Darryl and Tom Caveno from
Speaker 2: shark wt Chess. We really appreciate your time this morning.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having all this feels pretty Awkward's tricky one.
Speaker 2: Let's play a little game of you broke it, you
Speaker 2: should buy it, okay, and just bearing in mind that
Speaker 2: everyone gets on air, we'll go in the running for
Speaker 2: the Mother's Day page at Temple Day spar It is
Speaker 2: five hours of bliss worth seven hundred and fifty five dollars.
Speaker 5: A ye, you don't mind? How good?
Speaker 7: That's like the ultimate Mother's Day gift.
Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely, Now produce to Mollie.
Speaker 2: You had a situation where you went to a friend's
Speaker 2: place and tell everyone what happened to your worldly goods?
Speaker 7: No, No, I drank too much. Did you just speak
Speaker 7: from the target? It off your chest, it'll be therapeutic.
Speaker 5: No, these friends are into state. They can't hit you.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 4: So we went to stay, dropped our bags there, and
Speaker 4: while we were out, their dog somehow open the zip
Speaker 4: to my bag and just ripped through the content.
Speaker 7: The dog dropped the bomb.
Speaker 5: Was a dog or a puppy?
Speaker 4: Well, it was two dogs, So one's a puppy okay,
Speaker 4: and one's an older dog.
Speaker 5: I assume it was the puppy okay.
Speaker 4: And when we got home there was like a phone charger,
Speaker 4: all tutor, okay, a bra.
Speaker 5: Kind of annoying. What sort of bras you wearing, Molly?
Speaker 5: You wearing pants you want? He's just like a target bra.
Speaker 5: It's not a target bra, but it's not you know, it's.
Speaker 2: Just not Simoverarelli. Yeah, this will mean nothing to you,
Speaker 2: this conception.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what about when you're walking and your dog's just
Speaker 7: tearing off on your bra in half?
Speaker 5: That sounds like my husband when I give him half
Speaker 5: an opportunity.
Speaker 7: But anyway, it's actually life Footage from.
Speaker 1: The green light.
Speaker 4: The worst item was my brand new PhD straight now.
Speaker 5: Never had one. I was saving up for ages.
Speaker 4: Finally thought, all right, by the bullet, you're going to
Speaker 4: have this for ten years. And yeah, the little pub
Speaker 4: had two through the court. Now, obviously this is no
Speaker 4: one's fault.
Speaker 6: I feel like it's we could play put some pretty
Speaker 6: solid blame on the pup I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are two things in life as a woman
Speaker 2: if you can ever own, if you ever have the
Speaker 2: means to own it, I would highly recommend it because
Speaker 2: their life changing.
Speaker 5: One is a Dison hair dry. I'd repeded, not in
Speaker 5: a moment.
Speaker 7: Then Joe's was glitching again.
Speaker 5: And the second one is a GHD hair straight.
Speaker 2: And I was so proud of you that you bait
Speaker 2: the bullet and you're like, this is an investment in
Speaker 2: my hair longevity and you did it.
Speaker 5: And then a puppy chew through it. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: so sad.
Speaker 4: So we had to have this awkward conversation in the
Speaker 4: uber on the way to the airport.
Speaker 5: What do we do?
Speaker 4: They very kindly offered to pay and gave us some money,
Speaker 4: But I just feel terrible, like so awkward that they've
Speaker 4: had to give us this money.
Speaker 5: Should we have accepted it?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 4: I just want to know if we've done the right thing.
Speaker 4: Has it happened to other people?
Speaker 2: Hang on, they didn't give you the full ghd is
Speaker 2: we will know are very expensive.
Speaker 5: They only gave you half. They did they gave us,
Speaker 5: They gave us some money.
Speaker 2: I don't want to eskn your friends, but that's like,
Speaker 2: it's only half.
Speaker 7: It's something though, it's definitely something.
Speaker 5: It's a tough one, isn't it all right? Thirteen twenty
Speaker 5: four to ten? If you broke it, chould you buy?
Speaker 2: Have you been in this situation where one of your
Speaker 2: friends has maybe borrowed something and they've broken it. Do
Speaker 2: you then turn around and go, well, cough up some
Speaker 2: cash please?
Speaker 6: She's an awkward conversation is born from these situations.
Speaker 5: Is it boud to accept the money? I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No, No, don't mess around when it comes to hair
Speaker 2: straight as.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry Marissa from Parlow. We take us through it.
Speaker 7: What happened?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 8: In school? I was playing basketball and my friend got
Speaker 8: a bit angry and ditched a basketball like me, It
Speaker 8: hit my pocket and smashed my phone. Oh man, yeah,
Speaker 8: I wasn't very happy at all.
Speaker 7: So and then what comes from that?
Speaker 6: Has there been any conversation about replacing the damaged phone?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so we messaged her and she's like, no, I'm
Speaker 8: not paying for it. You can deal with it yourself.
Speaker 5: It wasn't me, It wasn't me. Yeah, I'd be so angry.
Speaker 7: Who was she blaming the basketball?
Speaker 8: Yeah, she said it bounced and must have that scidentally
Speaker 8: hit me from someone else.
Speaker 6: I'm like, okay, yeah, that's all to make me so angry.
Speaker 7: Do you know where she lives?
Speaker 8: Kind of.
Speaker 6: If I've learned anything over the last few days, maybe
Speaker 6: you should turn up there and leave a little deposit
Speaker 6: on the porch. No, honestly, in South traa message on
Speaker 6: the drive is a.
Speaker 2: High school student encourage that sort of behavior. Let's go
Speaker 2: to Rachel from Ghola. Good morning, Rach.
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 9: I had a very very similar thing happened to me.
Speaker 8: So when I was getting.
Speaker 3: Ready for my engagement party, my cousin was coming to
Speaker 3: visit and.
Speaker 8: Poor GHD straight now, I got eaten by my puppet.
Speaker 5: Wait, so your dog ate it? My dog ate it?
Speaker 5: And so what did you do?
Speaker 7: Rach?
Speaker 5: What was the outcome place?
Speaker 8: But I put in the money for a new one,
Speaker 8: and then she got a really really really nice one.
Speaker 2: Oh that's actually really kind of you, Rachel. That's really
Speaker 2: nice of you.
Speaker 7: Oh of course it wasn't her. Oh I have such
Speaker 7: expensive taste.
Speaker 5: These puppies in hair straight is of all things, out
Speaker 5: rage doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Met?
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, Rachel.
Speaker 6: All right, give us all thirteen twenty four to ten. Yeah,
Speaker 6: break it, you're buy it. Have you been in this
Speaker 6: situation which you do? Produce them is in a bit
Speaker 6: of an awkward situation. We're trying to help her out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what we do here.
Speaker 6: You broke it, you brought it tricky. There's no rules
Speaker 6: in this space. What are you supposed to do?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So producer Molly has gone and visited a friend. The
Speaker 2: puppy has taken to her friend New GHD, which we.
Speaker 5: All know as a woman is sacred.
Speaker 7: Expensive.
Speaker 5: There is so expensive, so I know that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the question is does produce and Molly have the
Speaker 2: right to say, oh, you can pay.
Speaker 5: For that place?
Speaker 4: They have paid for it, But I feel terrible. It's
Speaker 4: just so awkward the conversation.
Speaker 6: But also, yeah, do you have the marbles to have
Speaker 6: that conversation, because that's confronting. It's really confronted talking about
Speaker 6: money and asking, even asking for money that you're owed
Speaker 6: is awkward. Are you awkward asking businesses for money? Even
Speaker 6: after I've invoiced I'm so sorry to do this, and
Speaker 6: then I do that and my wife right, this is like,
Speaker 6: what are you talking about? They owe you money, They
Speaker 6: should be awkward. I feel dodgy for not giving you money.
Speaker 5: They're not paying them money.
Speaker 2: I feel sick when I owe people money, especially when
Speaker 2: you forget too. It's horrible. You owe me about one feed.
Speaker 2: By the way, let's go to Shan. Hello, Shan, how
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Hi, go what are you going? Good?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 5: What did they break?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 9: It was actually me in a way. So while we
Speaker 9: were getting married in northern New South Wales, we were
Speaker 9: involved in the like the Brisbane floods. Oh yeah, and yeah.
Speaker 9: And while we were getting married in Yambert, our house
Speaker 9: that we were renting flooded. Yeah, and you know we
Speaker 9: lost everything because we were on our like bit of
Speaker 9: a honeymoon and when we came back, everything had like
Speaker 9: pretty much black mold on it kind of thing. So
Speaker 9: we had to get a skip get rid of everything.
Speaker 9: And then I had enough of northern New South Wales
Speaker 9: and all of that, so I let him go. Let's
Speaker 9: go home to Adelaide. We got back home, we had
Speaker 9: a dog and a few sprypants in the car and
Speaker 9: stuff like that, and gentlemen that we had boried a
Speaker 9: television from message up and was kind of like a
Speaker 9: bit out of sight, out of mind, is it? And
Speaker 9: I was like, oh no, because we had to throw
Speaker 9: away the telly too because it was you know, it
Speaker 9: had been in the water. Yeah, so and I was
Speaker 9: so like embarrassed, and I was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9: So we went to a JB Hyper and we put
Speaker 9: a television on a payment plan and sent it to him.
Speaker 9: And he doesn't know, but we spent like an extra
Speaker 9: couple of weeks living in the car because we didn't
Speaker 9: even have a max press from to just paid off
Speaker 9: like obviously. I didn't tell him that because I didn't
Speaker 9: want him feel bad. And we did borrow it and stuff,
Speaker 9: and then yes, so I'm very much from the thing like, yeah,
Speaker 9: break it, you bought it, disaster.
Speaker 7: So does he does he have any idea about this situation?
Speaker 9: No? No, no, he just kind of was like a
Speaker 9: bit fisty pants, a little bit like you know, out
Speaker 9: of side, out of mind, you're off in Adelaide's Now.
Speaker 9: I think he thought we were having life of Riley,
Speaker 9: even though he knew we didn't. Like we we just
Speaker 9: got married. We had like no money, you know, like
Speaker 9: my husband was an apprentice, like we we were. We
Speaker 9: were pretty pop.
Speaker 2: Sorry, wouldn't he sit there and go, hey, they've lost everything,
Speaker 2: just you know what compassionate?
Speaker 7: Yeah you can.
Speaker 9: He's a pretty pretty hardcore fellow. So I was just like, Yeah,
Speaker 9: I was just like, oh well, And in my mind
Speaker 9: I probably would have thought about it like a couple
Speaker 9: of months later, or you know, let's say half a
Speaker 9: year later, once we'd caught up, and then being.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god for reimbursing him.
Speaker 5: But honestly, that's wow. Okay.
Speaker 2: Haley from Seaton, Good morning, Haley morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: You broke it your bite? What happened?
Speaker 10: So it was my partner. We were out with some
Speaker 10: friends and they were were on the beach fishing, and
Speaker 10: his friend would use his drone to take the line
Speaker 10: out a bit further. Yeah, and then he thought he'd
Speaker 10: give my partner my plant. Thought he'd ever shot at it,
Speaker 10: and he didn't really get it done properly. As it
Speaker 10: went to go out, the drone went just pulled it
Speaker 10: straight into the water.
Speaker 7: That's a tough situation.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the whole thing just dropped in the water. Was like, oh,
Speaker 10: I know, he's bake running then because it was still
Speaker 10: where they could reach, he ran in and grabbed it,
Speaker 10: sugar it all off, but it wasn't working.
Speaker 5: Oh so you ended up paying for it, Hailey.
Speaker 10: Well, you know what, I don't even know what happened
Speaker 10: about all that because nothing really got put it.
Speaker 9: At the time we thought, oh, he might.
Speaker 10: Get it working, and then we were we were only
Speaker 10: over there on holiday, so it's never really.
Speaker 1: Actually got how convenience.
Speaker 10: It was blucky, But yeah, I feel bad. I feel
Speaker 10: bad for him, But.
Speaker 2: Who knows, who knows if it's rip drone.
Speaker 6: I guess we'll never know. I guess we'll never go.
Speaker 6: As he calls again for the sixth time that day.
Speaker 5: Oh Hayley, thank you so much.
Speaker 9: I need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know now.
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know what to news today to.
Speaker 4: Know this just what you need to know, you know
Speaker 4: what you need to know with Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 2: Really, really, really, this is just the latest episode in
Speaker 2: what appears to be quite the saga in the life
Speaker 2: and times of Willy Rioli.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was actually a bit of a good news
Speaker 6: story that he escapedly just a fine for striking bailey
Speaker 6: Dale on the weekend. Yes, But as it turns out,
Speaker 6: there was a message that was send it to one
Speaker 6: of bailey Dale's teammates, which is fowarded onto Bailey Dale,
Speaker 6: which had some pretty solid stuff in terms of the
Speaker 6: Bulldog's next game which is in Darwin, and some potential
Speaker 6: friends that he hasn't there that might wrap.
Speaker 2: Up bailey text message read I have lots of friends
Speaker 2: in at the Northern Territory. He should be careful about
Speaker 2: leaving the hotel in Darwin next week. Oh that sounds
Speaker 2: like a really thinly veiled threat. I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: even I don't even think it's veiled. Author it's just
Speaker 2: an outright threat.
Speaker 6: So you know me, Ja's you know me, I'm Willi's
Speaker 6: man Will from I love the way he goes about it.
Speaker 6: He's got so much magic, but also he's actually really tough.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and he throws himself in front of contests, But.
Speaker 2: You also think we should do a documentary on the
Speaker 2: life of Willie Reoli.
Speaker 5: He recorded fascinating.
Speaker 6: It's been fascinating, And what I will say is that
Speaker 6: Willy's gone through some shit like Willy in terms of
Speaker 6: so what I've been told as well is some of
Speaker 6: the stuff that we don't know about in terms of
Speaker 6: racial and things like that, that he's had to deal
Speaker 6: with across a journey. I hate that is absolutely despicable.
Speaker 6: So he's really had to go through some stuff. But yeah,
Speaker 6: this is just one of those incidents where I don't know,
Speaker 6: could you take the phones from the so So the
Speaker 6: thing about this as well is the anger that probably
Speaker 6: you'd have after a game like that would be so
Speaker 6: probably overwhelming and unfortunately really send a text to somebody
Speaker 6: knows from the Bulldogs and it's been passed on.
Speaker 2: It's like when you've got a few drinks to stay
Speaker 2: off your phone when you're feeling that way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, And.
Speaker 7: That's the thing, I don't know what you're like.
Speaker 6: So my new method, in my wise old age is
Speaker 6: every time and you have these moments.
Speaker 7: Where you want to send a text, or you want
Speaker 7: to fire up or just ping off a really aggressive email.
Speaker 6: And now I've taught myself go for a walk, and
Speaker 6: every single time that I've gone for a walk, by
Speaker 6: the time I get back, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 7: Send the text. Do you know.
Speaker 2: One of the nicest pieces of advice is that you
Speaker 2: ever gave me, and it really stuck, was when someone
Speaker 2: has pissed me off and I've wanted to respond, You've
Speaker 2: got no, no, no no no. You kill them with kindness.
Speaker 2: And you said to me once, no one has ever
Speaker 2: regretted being nice to someone in that situation.
Speaker 7: Yes, two things.
Speaker 6: No one ever regretted fixing their teeth, and no one
Speaker 6: has ever regretted killing someone with kindness.
Speaker 2: So what I've regretted you fixing your teeth because I
Speaker 2: had to endure two years of in vize line in
Speaker 2: the studio. Two years I tell you, of saliva flicking
Speaker 2: across the desk, being unable to speak.
Speaker 5: Oh man, that was a lot.
Speaker 7: Big, beautiful, daunky teeth. Your father, he's only money, Jody.
Speaker 6: And let's talk about the key to happiness. And I
Speaker 6: certainly got a few mates that are going to put
Speaker 6: their hands up and go I think I know what
Speaker 6: the key to happiness is. And I don't even have
Speaker 6: to hear what you say to know that, yes, you're
Speaker 6: correct right all about sex? Oh, and frequency of having sex.
Speaker 6: A recent study indicates that maintaining a consistent sexual frequency
Speaker 6: might serve as a natural mood booster.
Speaker 7: John, Well, hey, I'm not a scientist, but I could
Speaker 7: have told you that.
Speaker 2: D oh man, Can I just say this before you
Speaker 2: launch in? Having sex is like going for a run, right.
Speaker 2: You never feel like doing it, you can't be bothered,
Speaker 2: But afterwards it actually feels quite good.
Speaker 7: And then you think, well, I should do that more often. Yeah,
Speaker 7: but she never do you don't.
Speaker 6: Researchers analyze health data from over fifteen thousand adults and
Speaker 6: discover that individuals having sex around once or twice a
Speaker 6: week were significantly less likely to experience the pression. So
Speaker 6: the sweet spot is approximately fifty two to one hundred
Speaker 6: and three times per year, and it was strongly associated
Speaker 6: with notably better mental health outcomes.
Speaker 5: Oh, there it is.
Speaker 1: So it's once to twice a week.
Speaker 5: There it is.
Speaker 1: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: This is you with your wife. We need to be
Speaker 2: doing this more often because it's better for my mental health.
Speaker 5: Is that the card you're going to play?
Speaker 1: Yes, and she's guess what, guess what?
Speaker 6: We should be doing it less often than is humanly possible.
Speaker 5: Yes, because that is better for my mental health.
Speaker 1: That's better for my mental health.
Speaker 6: Do you know, though, I can I just say I
Speaker 6: could be I could be that bloke that sits here
Speaker 6: and goes well, give every moore was the ext to
Speaker 6: my wife and stuff. But then when I'm not at
Speaker 6: work and I'm with the kids for even just a
Speaker 6: couple of hours, straight up I picked them up from school. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh my gosh, if I was car, I
Speaker 6: would shut up shop too. Training, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Get there?
Speaker 2: Yeahraining let's talk embarrassing cars, shall we. So I'm in
Speaker 2: that weird flux in between selling a car and purchasing
Speaker 2: a new car, and quite often when you do that, there's,
Speaker 2: you know, a one to two week wait for said
Speaker 2: car to arrive in the state.
Speaker 7: I thought you were going to talk about your new car,
Speaker 7: your electric wankmobile.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I know your electric car is very very sensitive
Speaker 6: in the space. Do not let me rescind wankmobile. Okay,
Speaker 6: I'll take it back.
Speaker 5: Excuse me.
Speaker 2: This vehicle is the car of the future. Thank you,
Speaker 2: very much. I call it the space car. It's the
Speaker 2: most beautiful vehicle on the planet.
Speaker 7: I guess I'm stuck in the vast.
Speaker 2: It's actually flying in from Mars as we speak. It's
Speaker 2: absolutely incredible. So I've got this gorgeous, stunning new car coming. However,
Speaker 2: in the introim, I have been driving around, as you
Speaker 2: well know, for the last couple of weeks in my
Speaker 2: mother's twenty eleven Kia Serrato.
Speaker 7: Beautiful little vintage piece, isn't it love a vintage Kia.
Speaker 2: And it is to the absolute mortification of my children,
Speaker 2: so much so. My thirteen year old said to me yesterday,
Speaker 2: she goes, Mum, it's actually really quite embarrassing at school
Speaker 2: because people know who you are. People go, oh, your
Speaker 2: mum's Jodi Oddie, and then you roll up to school
Speaker 2: driving the Kia Serrato and they think you're a bit
Speaker 2: of a loser. And so anyway, mortified, that's fine, I'll
Speaker 2: deal with it. It's not forever. But yesterday she calls
Speaker 2: me as I'm picking her up from school and she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: you know the drill park right up the top banks.
Speaker 6: As is sold, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Isn't it as I'm sitting about half a foot off
Speaker 2: the ground.
Speaker 6: Yeah, as you're sitting there bopping along to your music
Speaker 6: via the cassette player. It was a really really interesting
Speaker 6: moment on Friday. We spoke about it yesterday. Le'speak to
Speaker 6: you about it again right now. We had the leader
Speaker 6: of the opposition in his name is Jodie.
Speaker 7: Go Peter.
Speaker 5: The trauma, the trauma.
Speaker 2: Now it's permanently English go one Friday about Peter Dutton.
Speaker 7: Now do you Yeah, very disturbing. You're a Harry Potter fan.
Speaker 2: Stop saying that you're not supposed to state. Don't leave
Speaker 2: Peter Dutton alone.
Speaker 7: Oh, let's take you back anyway. This is what happened
Speaker 7: on Friday.
Speaker 2: Text at first, please It was a massive whirlwind of
Speaker 2: a morning. We had the Prime Minister call in at
Speaker 2: the last minute, and then we had about a forty
Speaker 2: five second turnaround before Peter Dutton walked in the door
Speaker 2: with his entourage and he's standing about half foot away
Speaker 2: from me and I panicked.
Speaker 7: I panic. This is how came out.
Speaker 5: We have the.
Speaker 2: Leader of the opposition, Peter Dutton, in the studio with
Speaker 2: us and Peter. Sorry, that was a real quick turnaround
Speaker 2: from the Prime Minister.
Speaker 7: To you and we all collectively had our heads in
Speaker 7: our hands.
Speaker 5: Thanks for your help on that.
Speaker 6: Why if we let Jodes take control?
Speaker 5: Thanks for jumping into By.
Speaker 7: The way, well I forgot his name as well. Anyway,
Speaker 7: I got good news for you, Jones.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 7: You're not alone? Really, you're not alone.
Speaker 6: The most prominent person on the planet has also forgotten
Speaker 6: Peter Dutton's name, and he is Donald Trump.
Speaker 5: Oh, me and Donald got a bit.
Speaker 7: Can Comminated listened to this as he was talking about
Speaker 7: connecting with Anthony Albert Easy to congratulate him on his
Speaker 7: new term as Prime minister.
Speaker 1: Oh, Benice, I'm very friendly with I haven't I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about the elective. He's been very very nice
Speaker 1: to me, very respectful.
Speaker 9: I have no idea who the other person is to
Speaker 9: brand against.
Speaker 7: Him, talks his mind.
Speaker 5: Hasn't it been a bad week for Peter Dutton?
Speaker 2: He lost his seat, he lost the election, he'll probably
Speaker 2: lose the leadership of the Liberal Party. And now Donald
Speaker 2: Trump's like me, no know who that is?
Speaker 7: War's next for Peter Dunton.
Speaker 5: Seriously, I don't know.
Speaker 7: It's tough.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard, isn't it?
Speaker 6: People forget your name. Then it's not going to be
Speaker 6: good for the future when you're out as you opposition leader. Absolutely,
Speaker 6: and then in come the Voldemort jokes doing it. If
Speaker 6: you have a comparison Peter Dutt and Voldemort, please take
Speaker 6: it through full double no no, no, my night, oh
Speaker 6: my god. Maybe do one of those things on social
Speaker 6: media we put him side by side. I don't know,
Speaker 6: I'm just throwing it out there.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, mate, have you had your fund now?
Speaker 7: I think?
Speaker 5: Can we move on from Peter Dutton?
Speaker 7: Scratch that itch.
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know now.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know. I need to know what's in
Speaker 7: the news today to.
Speaker 5: Know this, here's what you need to know.
Speaker 1: You know what you need to know.
Speaker 2: With Jody and Asy love of a passive aggressive note
Speaker 2: plastered all over a stoby pole, how about this for
Speaker 2: the best one you'll see all year. To the lady
Speaker 2: who defecated on our driveway?
Speaker 5: Do I need to repeat that you know who you are?
Speaker 2: To the lady who defecated on our driveway at approximately
Speaker 2: seven fifteen am this morning on the twenty six of April,
Speaker 2: while walking your dog, you were recorded on our security
Speaker 2: cameras defecating on our private driveway. We have and this
Speaker 2: is where it gets horrifying. We have clear video footage
Speaker 2: of the incident. You have forty eight hours to return
Speaker 2: and properly clean up the mess as you were.
Speaker 5: God, you're a child.
Speaker 2: If not, we will have no choice but to circulate
Speaker 2: photos from the footage to identify you.
Speaker 5: Please do the right thing.
Speaker 6: So many questions, SEZ deflicated such an aggressive word, isn't it?
Speaker 6: It's in the same but it probably hangs out with
Speaker 6: the word disgraceful. Yeah, and they're kind of sort of similar.
Speaker 5: Meanings in what universe?
Speaker 2: When you go through a jog or you go for
Speaker 2: a walk and you need to do a poo, you go.
Speaker 5: You are what's where? Where should go?
Speaker 2: You know? What?
Speaker 5: Should I find a park with a public toilet? Should
Speaker 5: I do that?
Speaker 6: The drive over it? Barger it, I'm doing it. We've
Speaker 6: been talking about this is sort of intellectual conversations. We
Speaker 6: have our fair consistently. We've been speaking during the songs
Speaker 6: all morning about what we'd actually do. We both agree
Speaker 6: on this and if you disagree thirteen and twenty four
Speaker 6: ten or send us texto for double nine one nine,
Speaker 6: nine on nine just just crappy piss.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, because there's CCTV everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 2: I would rather shatter my own hands than get caught
Speaker 2: on someone's camera squatting in their driveways doing a number
Speaker 2: two for goodness sake.
Speaker 7: Yeah that thing as well.
Speaker 6: We're a little old Adelaide and sure we're building up
Speaker 6: some brownie points and where were I feel like we're
Speaker 6: building respect amongst the other states with all the cool
Speaker 6: things that we do. But then when this makes the
Speaker 6: headline using your seat on the Today Show, you set
Speaker 6: on Sunrise this.
Speaker 2: Back then, I wouldn't worry about that because Queensland had
Speaker 2: a Brisbane had a notorious pood jogger, and then there
Speaker 2: was one in Brighton.
Speaker 5: Victoria as well.
Speaker 2: So each state has their own, you know, notorious pooh jogger.
Speaker 2: So it's fine, okay, is not? We're not alone in
Speaker 2: this particular situation. But also, like, if this woman gets ident,
Speaker 2: can you imagine what about Marie in accounts?
Speaker 5: Cheer Marie shouting someone's dropping.
Speaker 7: I always had a suspicion about her.
Speaker 6: Jode's The headline is that dog walker defecates, and we've
Speaker 6: put it out there and I think we've got to lead.
Speaker 5: I think so, just to get you up to speed
Speaker 5: if you're not.
Speaker 2: A frustrated Adelaide family is threatened to go public with
Speaker 2: an embarrassing image of a woman caught pooling in their
Speaker 2: private driveway if she didn't return to clean up the
Speaker 2: stinky at It's interesting to note that this occurred on
Speaker 2: a twenty six. She had forty eight hours to return.
Speaker 2: It's now May sixth or May five, whatever it is,
Speaker 2: so hmmm, watch this space. But in terms of our
Speaker 2: efforts from a police front, we are.
Speaker 5: We are right on this story because we've got to
Speaker 5: call it out.
Speaker 7: It's a pressure.
Speaker 2: We have a cool who thinks she might have a
Speaker 2: bit of a lead. Let's go to Briany from Jocelyn.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Good morning guy, Hey going.
Speaker 5: You have some news on the porch pow. What's going on?
Speaker 10: Great?
Speaker 2: Great topic for a Tuesday morning, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 9: But similar similar story with a colleague of mine.
Speaker 3: Who happened to be walking back up to the office and.
Speaker 9: Thought their eyes were deceiving them with the person crouched
Speaker 9: on the on the.
Speaker 10: Footpath and checked the CCP for and.
Speaker 3: Was not mistaken.
Speaker 9: Person was deficcating on the footpath.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Whereabouts was this.
Speaker 3: In the city?
Speaker 8: Not far from your office?
Speaker 2: Actually, whoa, So for the uninitiated, we're on High Marsh Square,
Speaker 2: so sort of around Purry Street area.
Speaker 9: Yes, very close street.
Speaker 7: Wow, that was very interesting.
Speaker 5: Indeed, we don't know who.
Speaker 2: We can't identify if it's the same person because we
Speaker 2: yet to see the footage release from this Kensington Gardens home.
Speaker 2: But I mean, I just I asked the question, Brianie,
Speaker 2: how many people? How many people are taking a dump
Speaker 2: in a public place?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Yeah, then they're cool.
Speaker 9: And not something I would ever consider doing, but east
Speaker 9: of their own Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, do you know, Brianie, we was just gonna put
Speaker 7: it out there to you straight right now.
Speaker 6: In a situation like that where you feel like you
Speaker 6: had to go just in your just do in your
Speaker 6: pants and deal with.
Speaker 9: It later, maybe, but I think I'd be sorting it
Speaker 9: out before it got to that point.
Speaker 6: Yeah, true, true, you're so organized, Briani. Thank you for
Speaker 6: the call, and we will get to the bottom of this,
Speaker 6: and when we do, we'll have you to thank so.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much, Brian.
Speaker 2: And also, Brianie, we would like that footage immediately, if
Speaker 2: not sooner, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Thanks, perfect, all right, thanks?
Speaker 6: Oh good stuff? All right, anymore leads please call us
Speaker 6: thirty and twenty four.
Speaker 5: Stuff is not the words that are we use.
Speaker 7: Guys.
Speaker 6: What a beautiful, wholesome little game this is. It brings
Speaker 6: us closer together.
Speaker 2: It's all funny games until someone loses and cracks the dirt.
Speaker 7: Oh that's the bad bit, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 7: Some of us crack the dirts harder than others.
Speaker 5: Are you looking in a mirror right now?
Speaker 7: I'm looking past you at the reflection.
Speaker 5: All right, this is our roles.
Speaker 2: We've got some songs that are orchestralized and over hits,
Speaker 2: the throwbacks. Actually, we've got Emma from Old nor Lunger.
Speaker 2: Whose team you want?
Speaker 5: Emma?
Speaker 9: Hello them on your please?
Speaker 5: Okay, so nice?
Speaker 2: Thank you for your faith, all right you and we've
Speaker 2: got Rebecca from Seaford Meadows and that means you're on
Speaker 2: team Hazy.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, yes, we've got it.
Speaker 7: Ah, good stuff. Fact, that's the sort of confidence we need.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 2: The score is sitting at seven six as we enter
Speaker 2: into today's realm, and so so so so.
Speaker 6: Producer Molly in terms of we've got some difficult songs
Speaker 6: on the way here.
Speaker 7: What do you reckon?
Speaker 5: There is one that is quite tricky. Okay, but I
Speaker 5: think you can.
Speaker 7: Do it all right?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 6: Okay, first song, ware to go Jodes, Yeah, sure, let's
Speaker 6: bounce basic Vampire Olivia rodeweague correct.
Speaker 7: And I'm not a big Olivia fan. I'm not a
Speaker 7: big Olivia fan.
Speaker 5: Can you sure can make guilty? Is the way you
Speaker 5: just swayed your hips? Then when you got that right
Speaker 5: would suggest otherwise feeling?
Speaker 7: I was that it so through my veins right now?
Speaker 1: Here we go? All good?
Speaker 7: Okay, real to a song too?
Speaker 1: Here we go?
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, what is it?
Speaker 1: Flow Rider?
Speaker 7: I got a feeling he's gone.
Speaker 5: No incorrect, Okay, sorry, I got a feeling.
Speaker 4: It's also a different, different band anyway, as you were
Speaker 4: jo a feeling that.
Speaker 7: We're running out of time? Jo is it?
Speaker 2: Don't it's a slow Rider. I've got a good feeling. Good,
Speaker 2: it's just good feeling.
Speaker 5: It's just good feeling. It's just good feeling.
Speaker 4: It's actually a Vichy with levels.
Speaker 7: We were way off it.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: Whatever orchestra put that together needs to have a good.
Speaker 7: So confident that was flow rider? Did you feel that too?
Speaker 5: I thought it was a flow Rider only after you
Speaker 5: said it, though.
Speaker 7: God O, what happens now?
Speaker 5: If I get this right, it's a tie.
Speaker 7: So what happens to either win or we draw? Okay,
Speaker 7: you're gone for the draw?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 7: So what Pink correct.
Speaker 6: Credit Week credits to? That was actually quite phenomenal from me.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I'm trying not to be obnoxious in this space.
Speaker 7: Remember, I'm working on. It's a work on to work on, madam.
Speaker 7: Now do you know the real hero is here? It's you, Rebecca.
Speaker 7: Well done.
Speaker 5: Congratulations, apologies to Emma.
Speaker 7: That's okay, Congratulations, I'm safe.
Speaker 5: That proved to be really misplaced.
Speaker 7: Congratulations.
Speaker 6: But you run the cheapest chips about one hundred bucks
Speaker 6: worth gifts cheaper this Mother's Day, cheapest chips from perfume
Speaker 6: to chocolate. They've got you covered in store and online.
Speaker 6: That takes us now too. Eighty six.
Speaker 5: All right, you're telling the story.
Speaker 4: You're story.
Speaker 2: Angry