Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, Sorry, we've both got kroky voices today,
Speaker 1: don't we.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a bit rattled. It is gone. I was
Speaker 2: going to say, maybe's here for the podcast.
Speaker 1: You just said done a daily bound? Is that what
Speaker 1: this is called?
Speaker 2: Day rap? Daily rap?
Speaker 3: He asked us to do it and then walked off
Speaker 3: the being called to a meeting. My issue is that
Speaker 3: we have many issues, like eleven o'clock. Right, we've been
Speaker 3: in the studio for five hours.
Speaker 1: It's ten eleven.
Speaker 2: I got three kids at home on school holidays. We
Speaker 2: will be here till took something.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 3: You can off and tell me again about your kids
Speaker 3: on being on school holidays. It's only Tuesday of week one.
Speaker 3: And how many times has he mentioned that his kids
Speaker 3: are on school holidays?
Speaker 2: Lauren, I'd like to apologize.
Speaker 1: Tell us again.
Speaker 2: I just apologize.
Speaker 3: God, we're going on holidays by week two. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be around you webcho holiday.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a lot around.
Speaker 2: I've apologized.
Speaker 1: Do you ever know what you're apologizing for?
Speaker 2: Yes, me in general.
Speaker 3: No, I was just saying that we have been in here.
Speaker 3: I said it was eleven, you said it was ten forty.
Speaker 3: It's ten forty five now, so we've been in here
Speaker 3: for nearly five hours this morning. It's been a lot
Speaker 3: of talking because we are taking leave. We get a break,
Speaker 3: and there is so much preparation that you have to
Speaker 3: do when you're going away. I just feel like we have.
Speaker 4: Been dogging so much more to do. We've got to
Speaker 4: do some social prep because I'm leaving today, so we've
Speaker 4: got discussion.
Speaker 3: There's a lot to do today, isn't there. And then
Speaker 3: Brody just walked in and said, we've got a meeting.
Speaker 3: And I said, if I do a meeting, I'm not
Speaker 3: coming back in the studio once I'm out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you leave this room, we're
Speaker 2: not going.
Speaker 1: Back weaving once we leave, We're really leaving.
Speaker 2: I just got a text in the my wife.
Speaker 1: Was it about the kids?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 1: Do you guys know Jesus kids know who's on school holidays?
Speaker 2: My kid? You should bring them in?
Speaker 1: How many kids been? Two days? Guys? Not even it's
Speaker 1: only ten forty five one day?
Speaker 2: Two?
Speaker 1: What did it say? I'm not going for lobster there anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't care what your wife's god to make.
Speaker 2: It said, babe, I'm not sure if you're aware, but
Speaker 2: the kids are on holidays.
Speaker 1: What are we going to do today?
Speaker 2: They're out of the house till one o'clock. I don't know.
Speaker 1: He'll be staying.
Speaker 2: So now I'm very like, where are they? I don't know?
Speaker 2: Maybe seeing her other man?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, jokes, what do you mean her other man?
Speaker 2: No, I'm joking. You wouldn't leave this, would you?
Speaker 5: Yepation often there was no okay.
Speaker 2: I said, I gave you a really nice compliment this morning.
Speaker 3: You said, oh yeah, it gave me theck.
Speaker 1: You're seting too close to me when you said it?
Speaker 1: Did you? Did you? Gen Z was there? Did you
Speaker 1: see that he was standing? Gen Z was standing quite
Speaker 1: close to me, and it was just staring into your soul.
Speaker 1: It was made me feel uncomfortable. What did you say
Speaker 1: it was?
Speaker 2: I said, I've forgotten now, He.
Speaker 3: Said, Laren, but it's the way you say with this intensity, Lauren.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you. I appreciate having you in my life.
Speaker 1: He said, you much better since I very nice. But
Speaker 1: you came across, of course, of course.
Speaker 2: Call you walk around, but you fly undone all morning,
Speaker 2: so I don't think you're.
Speaker 3: I I remember that. She remembered the conversation now pre
Speaker 3: Fanny flat. That's so wrong, he said, Lauren, I really
Speaker 3: appreciate you, and my life has got no, not a
Speaker 3: lot better. You said, You've been a great imposition addition
Speaker 3: to my life, and I said thank you. I know,
Speaker 3: I said, my life really went downhill when I met you,
Speaker 3: because before I met you, I was living on a
Speaker 3: beach in Byron Bay and I didn't wear shoes for
Speaker 3: two years, and I was fit, and I was.
Speaker 1: Tan, tanned, and I was happy as a clam with
Speaker 1: not a care in the world.
Speaker 4: I was also fit before I met you.
Speaker 1: Same before I moved here.
Speaker 2: Well, lucky, you're all fat and unhappy now, No, I
Speaker 2: like you have you put on since I feel like
Speaker 2: I have to Why to be fair, it's not on me.
Speaker 4: I played sport most wigands and I broke my toe,
Speaker 4: so I don't. I don't know if that's standing unbroken
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, the Boody council stitch you up, didn't they
Speaker 1: They did?
Speaker 4: It's okay, they did.
Speaker 2: Why are you guys targeting me? May stalks here may stock.
Speaker 2: I just had the funniest thing.
Speaker 5: I was sitting out by my desk just doing my work,
Speaker 5: mining owned business and all I heard is well, at
Speaker 5: least you're a well fat and unhappy.
Speaker 3: And Jason the common denominator, we're all fit and healthy
Speaker 3: and happy. Before HI meant, don't get too close MACI,
Speaker 3: because you are fit and I don't know if you're healthy,
Speaker 3: but you look great.
Speaker 5: No, I said to you today, you look really happy
Speaker 5: and with it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, because the terrible tuesdays it will
Speaker 1: and truly.
Speaker 2: Here because I get a treat We need some fucking treaties.
Speaker 3: We went to get a coffee before he said, she
Speaker 3: we share a muffin and I said, no, we're not
Speaker 3: doing that. I'm not doing that, but you have one
Speaker 3: anything He said, no, let's not do it.
Speaker 1: Forught him go get one after this is done.
Speaker 4: Have you been down to the South Melbourne Bakery just
Speaker 4: down the street.
Speaker 1: From this is the one we were talking about.
Speaker 3: We talked about it the other day because I felt
Speaker 3: maybe they opened early. I thought maybe I'll get the
Speaker 3: five thirty coffees there and we called them every day.
Speaker 4: For it since they opened at five on the door.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Aaron Riches in the other studio looking like he's doing
Speaker 3: karaoke singing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was. He was jigging from side to side,
Speaker 2: so I thought he's on a seat.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that studio does to people.
Speaker 2: He's just.
Speaker 3: Funsh I don't know if that game there on the
Speaker 3: podcast there, but he just said Jesus him twice doing
Speaker 3: funny things in the studio anyway.
Speaker 4: Bakery, it's about five hundred meters that way.
Speaker 3: Is that where you got your chocola? Nando centers a
Speaker 3: text on the group chat before what.
Speaker 1: Did it say?
Speaker 4: It said the way I said chocola gave me the.
Speaker 1: You should have just gone with chocolate.
Speaker 2: I should have.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I didn't. I got flustered by
Speaker 4: the girl at the counter.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she gorge.
Speaker 2: No, but she.
Speaker 3: Was not wearing a faster than the speed of light.
Speaker 4: She's snoring a bra.
Speaker 1: She's living free.
Speaker 5: There's a bakery near us that only opens a certain
Speaker 5: amount of days during the week.
Speaker 1: This is weird. If you're a bakery, you're so and
Speaker 1: day wake John.
Speaker 2: They think they're too cool for school.
Speaker 1: You can't be doing that and the other day and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll grab one of those. Ifakasha thinks, she's like, it's.
Speaker 1: Kasha, not the Turkish.
Speaker 2: What do you mean I went for Casha. It's for
Speaker 2: cash you yeast expert. That's just.
Speaker 1: No one wants to be called a yeast expert.
Speaker 2: It's it's like just because you specially.
Speaker 1: Wait, how did you say it, Casha? And how did
Speaker 1: she say?
Speaker 3: Why didn't you she didn't have a for kosher? But
Speaker 3: whatever it was, you say for cashier?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she did in the posh voice like Casha.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I go, I don't even know how and would say.
Speaker 5: Something like that. I just point, give me one of those.
Speaker 5: It's a nice crisp white ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crinkled because I didn't have time to steam it. No,
Speaker 2: do steam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a steamer. I like steam.
Speaker 2: I've just never seen the steamer work.
Speaker 1: I love a steamer. Have a good steam.
Speaker 2: So you don't iron. You just hang it and steam,
Speaker 2: yeah so much? Does it really work? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just get the hair straight now, that also work.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: I've got one of those irons where it's got the
Speaker 5: big base that keeps the.
Speaker 1: Walls steam oven steam iron.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I just don't like that. We've got to
Speaker 5: get it out to use it. Like I want to
Speaker 5: want an iron.
Speaker 1: You need a big launch.
Speaker 3: Your new house would have a big enough laundry to
Speaker 3: have that set up all the time. We got to
Speaker 3: clear it out because if you can have our house,
Speaker 3: we're in a terrace. The laundry is a decent size
Speaker 3: actually for a terrace, but not big enough to have
Speaker 3: a steam irone out at all times.
Speaker 2: Yeah see, I like it out all times, ready to
Speaker 2: get steacked.
Speaker 3: That's why you baby cows so we can do things
Speaker 3: like that. I want one of those dry cleaning closets.
Speaker 2: Are they good?
Speaker 1: Apparently we can only put like four things in at a.
Speaker 2: Time, So what you just hang them?
Speaker 3: You put I mean it sanitizes and cleanand but you
Speaker 3: can't you think it can't be dirty. It's like, for like,
Speaker 3: how much a jacket like a coach or a jacket
Speaker 3: or I.
Speaker 5: Put four shirts like this in the dry cleaners yesterday
Speaker 5: and a jumper fifty six dollars?
Speaker 1: Was it ten dollars a shirt something like that? It's cheap.
Speaker 2: That's fucking expensive.
Speaker 1: No, it sixty dollars to clean the shirt. I put
Speaker 1: in three jackets, it cost you like two hundred and fifty. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: are you three jackets and a trench coat?
Speaker 2: One time? And the bill was like two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: I was like, blind me, you might as well just
Speaker 1: keep that blind me.
Speaker 3: We just found an amazing ironing lady because I hate ironing,
Speaker 3: and she does it. She picks it up and she
Speaker 3: drops it back to the house. She does the big
Speaker 3: like king sheets and everything.
Speaker 2: You make it your sheets, yeah.
Speaker 3: What doner covers and the sheets the Douner cover, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we do.
Speaker 1: Looks like a hotel in mine. And she takes huge
Speaker 1: baskets of washing.
Speaker 2: And it's like, I mean, can I can I pinch it?
Speaker 3: I'll see if she's got capacity for morecity. It's very
Speaker 3: competitive to find people like.
Speaker 2: You don't want to share her, do you? Well?
Speaker 3: If she's full, but you can't share with anyone, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to because you know what's happening around and
Speaker 3: I want to talk about this at the show. On
Speaker 3: the show, people are out scouting people like my friends
Speaker 3: and nanny And she said people coming up to her
Speaker 3: in the park watching her interact with the kids that
Speaker 3: she nannies and mums are coming up to her in the
Speaker 3: park going do you want extra work? And then she
Speaker 3: says no, I'm fully booked, and they say, I'll give
Speaker 3: you an extra twenty dollars an hour.
Speaker 1: They're fully poaching baby.
Speaker 2: From another family. At the moment, I said to.
Speaker 1: Lou, you doing it with cleaners as well.
Speaker 2: They said everything. So she turns on the other family.
Speaker 3: People said cleaners, and they go up to them when
Speaker 3: they're coming out of people's houses and putting their things
Speaker 3: in the car, and they go, we lift crossroad, will
Speaker 3: pay you more to come to eat.
Speaker 1: Everyone's doing it.
Speaker 3: It's like a black market for cleaners and and I
Speaker 3: don't know, babysitters.
Speaker 1: And things in the in this very competitive Yes, did
Speaker 1: you find that lady on air tasker? Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of a task? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Found?
Speaker 1: I don't know how she picks up drops off.
Speaker 3: It was like one hundred and twenty bucks from big
Speaker 3: basket of washing, like one hundred and twenty like a
Speaker 3: week's worth of all our washing sheets.
Speaker 2: Here's my concern, right, because I said to during.
Speaker 1: The holidays, she just fa it doesn't really quickly.
Speaker 2: Let's use a laundry service, right.
Speaker 1: I love a washing fold washing.
Speaker 2: No, but here's my drama.
Speaker 1: Wash and fold in the dryer.
Speaker 2: Yes, I can't, don't do.
Speaker 1: Your stuff, but do all the kids ship that the kids?
Speaker 2: But the kids, Shi gets trunk.
Speaker 1: Most kid stuff can go in the dryer. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 3: You did this like sports geared towels, sheets, I do
Speaker 3: all my gym stuff because jes ye wash and dry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all that chicken on the dry. But I've got
Speaker 2: like shirts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you do that separately. And then you've
Speaker 3: only got to do that. It's sheets, towels, all that
Speaker 3: stuff washed, dri and fold. Oh my god, it's the best.
Speaker 1: Everyone does it in America and it's like buy weight.
Speaker 2: But can you do.
Speaker 5: It where they hang it? So it takes a couple
Speaker 5: of days to come.
Speaker 2: Back to me.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'd have to find a different laundry service. Can
Speaker 1: I get when we travel?
Speaker 3: So when we're we're away for two and a half
Speaker 3: weeks and in Greece we took basically our whole suit.
Speaker 2: It's the best, YEP.
Speaker 3: And they said they won't dry it because we still
Speaker 3: had a week left on the holiday. They said we
Speaker 3: won't dry it. But what we can do is we
Speaker 3: can wash and dry the stuff you want washing and
Speaker 3: drive separate this stuff you just want wash And they
Speaker 3: gave it back to us that they had it when
Speaker 3: we got there.
Speaker 1: It was in a bag it was wet, and then
Speaker 1: we went back to hotel and hung it.
Speaker 5: A lot ILike when you're in like Thailand or Ballein.
Speaker 5: You get the washing done just before you come back
Speaker 5: and they give it ten bags and you put in
Speaker 5: your seat case.
Speaker 2: Looks almost like you're a smuggler.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did that, and I thought I was a legend.
Speaker 3: Washing.
Speaker 2: You come home it still done.
Speaker 1: Everything was shrunk.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I've got a meeting, that's why.
Speaker 3: And he said three times, we've got a meeting, so
Speaker 3: don't pick on him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what this is a Listen to the
Speaker 5: people that are getting up passed about the podcast.
Speaker 2: It's him.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just we've got a lot on it.
Speaker 2: Them.
Speaker 3: Come, don't try and be a hero. We've got well,
Speaker 3: you just make yourself. You beat your own chest. We
Speaker 3: got a lot on He's just trying to run it
Speaker 3: so that you're not blowing up at midday when you're.
Speaker 2: Still gang up with me.
Speaker 1: I'm never on your side.
Speaker 3: I'm sticking up for our team, because when you're still
Speaker 3: here at eleven thirty, you'll be like, it's eleven thirty.
Speaker 5: I want to get head of Okay, all right, we
Speaker 5: must go all right, I have a great day everyone.
Speaker 1: I think we should keep going a bit longer on
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh agreed, line