Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren one.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning and happy for It's a Thursday, but
Speaker 2: it feels.
Speaker 1: Like it feels like an extra special one. Just the
Speaker 1: long week. It's an extra long weekend solo festival of
Speaker 1: the Chocolate Easter.
Speaker 3: E isn't it?
Speaker 2: Four days off?
Speaker 3: You get the Hot Cross button?
Speaker 2: That's right. One of our producers, Whitney has made the
Speaker 2: Nagi Mahashi recipe.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness for Naggi and Hot Cross.
Speaker 2: Have listened to these Hot Cross buns. They are fluffy as.
Speaker 1: They rock hard?
Speaker 3: Ready the guy?
Speaker 1: Did Whitney really make that?
Speaker 3: She did for us? For us?
Speaker 2: And are they more on the hit the button? Are
Speaker 2: they more on the firm side?
Speaker 3: Are they?
Speaker 1: I haven't tried any yet. You guys, we're going to
Speaker 1: need an emergency dental appointment when we break our teeth.
Speaker 1: They toasted and buttered, they'll be fine.
Speaker 3: We're going to need a knife and fork.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 2: Are you having one before or after the contest? Are
Speaker 2: you competing today or okay?
Speaker 3: Lauren has come starting into the studio with a very
Speaker 3: fancy head. What do you call that?
Speaker 1: Well, it's just a slick rick job, slicked back, slick rick.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I never wear my hair sleek
Speaker 1: like this, And this morning I went to bed with
Speaker 1: wet hair, and I was tired, and I thought I
Speaker 1: was just going to slick it back in the morning.
Speaker 1: And as I was driving here, I thought, I give
Speaker 1: them one minute of me? Was it three seconds? And
Speaker 1: what did you say?
Speaker 3: I looked like it looks like you're going to Paris
Speaker 3: for the for the games.
Speaker 2: You're just missing the lube in the hair and the
Speaker 2: silly little.
Speaker 1: Well I'm off synchronized swimming for the Easter holidays, guys. No,
Speaker 1: I thought I just.
Speaker 3: Looked really good, really fun. Is it the hair for.
Speaker 1: No? No, I just had wet hair actually this morning.
Speaker 1: But you wake up and ask the secret to the
Speaker 1: slick hair my hairdress, and Marie Ever tells me is lube.
Speaker 1: But I didn't have any, so we might have to
Speaker 1: do a cold Should we do a cold run downstairs
Speaker 1: and get.
Speaker 2: Some when you're all out?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the team down see, I would.
Speaker 1: Use hair gel. Does it look like I've got gel
Speaker 1: in my head?
Speaker 3: Don't the old boys have real cream? You ever heard
Speaker 3: of it's like a it's a it's a real old
Speaker 3: man type situation. We should get that.
Speaker 2: Where they do the big comb over the.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm glad I did something different for once.
Speaker 2: It looks great, looks lovely. That sounds for it looks lovely.
Speaker 2: Come on Australia in the game.
Speaker 3: Exactly. It's very hard work the water, apparently, little eggs.
Speaker 2: He doesn't mean I've had a crack at swimming with
Speaker 2: the Australian Olympic team.
Speaker 3: Gross did they cup one in the face?
Speaker 1: How did you wear to spin up?
Speaker 2: I almost drowned. Let me tell you that, bloodie. Hell,
Speaker 2: it's quite hot.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: It's even harder, which is so impressive. I imagine it's harder.
Speaker 1: I've never done it. Have you seen synchronized diving?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, yeah, he's.
Speaker 1: Saying, they jump off those will dive off those high
Speaker 1: boards at exactly same time, do the same little tricks
Speaker 1: and maneuvers, and they go into the water with no splash.
Speaker 2: I always thought they were competing, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's just copying me on the one. Can I get
Speaker 2: your own routine?
Speaker 1: Synchronized diving?
Speaker 2: Hey, coming up this morning, guy, Sebastian and Sam Fisher
Speaker 2: are both amazing artists on their own, but they've teamed
Speaker 2: up with a brand new single. They are going to
Speaker 2: be joining us after eight o'clock this morning.
Speaker 1: Christian Petruck is on the show today, Who the D's
Speaker 1: playing this week'stand they.
Speaker 3: Played Port Adelaide in Adelaide interestingly, Yeah, they've got gather
Speaker 3: around next week, so they're just having a little holiday
Speaker 3: in South Australia. They stay there for the week. That
Speaker 3: makes sense though what they're going to get up to
Speaker 3: Wineries McLaren.
Speaker 1: Guess who else is going together?
Speaker 2: If anyone's off with a fake injury next week, we'll
Speaker 2: know what they got up to.
Speaker 1: Guys, we're going together around also next week. That's going
Speaker 1: to be fun.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon track? Will pick us up from the
Speaker 2: airport when we are we should do.
Speaker 3: That's just going to get him up the Avis Mini minibarn.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have to park, just keep doing the loop
Speaker 2: exactly when the guy in high Viz comes up and
Speaker 2: goes do a load, do another loads?
Speaker 1: So annoying that guy around to go you always have
Speaker 1: to start at the back of the waiting bay, so
Speaker 1: that when he says move on. You just creep up
Speaker 1: one spot and you've got heaves and yeah, yeah, don't
Speaker 1: go to the front though. That's a rook.
Speaker 3: If you're traveling today, the airport are going to be
Speaker 3: The airports are going to be just chaotic, and the roads,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, take care, hit.
Speaker 1: The road early. You're going away for Easter.
Speaker 3: I'm going to Sydney to host the Today Show the
Speaker 3: next four days.
Speaker 2: Is it? God? Love a sleeping Here? Is that new
Speaker 2: food court opening? The terminal?
Speaker 3: Quantus is all done?
Speaker 2: What do they got?
Speaker 3: And they've got They've got a fancy Hungry Jacks. What
Speaker 3: do you mean which is hungry Jacks? It's just h JS.
Speaker 3: They've done a little rebrand, just HJS. They've got all
Speaker 3: the coffee shops, They've got a few restaurants.
Speaker 1: It's lovely there Zarafas, Daniel's Donuts.
Speaker 3: No that's in virgin Yeah, that's in Virgins. Very nice, HJ.
Speaker 3: Is that only for you today?
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to do an airport pub crawl, So
Speaker 2: you fly into an airport, we have drinks at that airport,
Speaker 2: and then we get back on a plane to fly
Speaker 2: to the next one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we could do that.
Speaker 2: Be a bit of fun. We'd probably hit the no
Speaker 2: fly list by airport four, but you.
Speaker 1: Know four what would be flagked by the authorities anyway,
Speaker 1: Like what are these people doing or seriousness?
Speaker 2: They take it easy on the roads heading into the
Speaker 2: Easter long weekend as well, especially if youre getting away
Speaker 2: with the family.
Speaker 1: Just school holiday start today today and the kiddies at.
Speaker 2: Home not even they're not even lasting till three o'clock.
Speaker 2: We've got to pick them up at one o'clock.
Speaker 3: Why is that?
Speaker 1: Because people want to hit the road and get away
Speaker 1: early on their holiday teachers.
Speaker 2: Teachers want to hit the margaritas and start their holidays.
Speaker 2: And today's the color run at school. If you ever
Speaker 2: tried picking kids up after.
Speaker 1: If you wouldn't cope in your new car, you'd have
Speaker 1: to put them in the back of a ute.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you get garbage bags and put them over.
Speaker 1: The seats, smart them down.
Speaker 2: Well laughs, I was getting the kids to climb into
Speaker 2: garbage bags to sit on the seats. It wasn't a
Speaker 2: great look.
Speaker 1: Don't they hose them down before they get in the car.
Speaker 3: To get in the trough They're not cattle?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a dogwash on all fours please hold you down.
Speaker 1: They've got hair dries in them too to keep them all.
Speaker 2: They're not going to ask them to get down.
Speaker 1: Jim's Dogwash should roll in there this afternoon and pose
Speaker 1: them all down.
Speaker 2: Down on all fours. To me, let's hose it off. God,
Speaker 2: nerves are an all time high. Wow, what's happened tonight
Speaker 2: at the Gabba? You win the Grand Final replay and
Speaker 2: three so far? The Pies lines VI the Pies tonight.
Speaker 3: For the White lines are winless too.
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm a little bit yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 2: I'm a bit concerned, all right, a bit concerns. We're
Speaker 2: playing at the Gabba.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Gabatoir. Yeah, well, Brisbane didn't lose at the
Speaker 3: Brisbane didn't lose at the Gabba all last season and
Speaker 3: this season they've already lost once. They ain't gonna lose
Speaker 3: twice at the Gabbatoir. Tipped on the lines with your handle,
Speaker 3: your heart.
Speaker 2: I've tipped with my head.
Speaker 3: See you go on the lines.
Speaker 2: I've tipped the Pies. I think we're going to get
Speaker 2: to you. I think we're gonna get up.
Speaker 1: When I used to do for Melbourne now I always
Speaker 1: tipped against the Tigers because then if they lost, I
Speaker 1: was still happy. So bad.
Speaker 2: Isn't it quite shocking that I'm actually doing well in
Speaker 2: the Herald Sun footy time around?
Speaker 3: You shocking that you were invited to do the Herald tipping.
Speaker 2: You can check out the super Coach Tips supercoach tips
Speaker 2: dot com dot are you. They're in the Herald's Sun
Speaker 2: today if you want to go and have a look.
Speaker 2: I'm actually beating professional athletes.
Speaker 3: You're beating well. Also, you're beating like Mark Robinson, John Rowe.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't know who any of those people are.
Speaker 3: You're great riders from the Herald Sun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you thought that football?
Speaker 2: Who did they play for?
Speaker 1: Okay? You know what else is shocking?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 1: Yes, the people are mad, but they can't be that
Speaker 1: mad because they obviously didn't buy tickets here it is.
Speaker 1: Kylie Minogue' Splendor in the Grass twenty twenty four has
Speaker 1: been canceled. They've decided no after announcing only two weeks
Speaker 1: ago the lineup including Kylie Minogue headlining.
Speaker 3: See that's what I was waiting for.
Speaker 2: Come on, just don't do it. It's splendor.
Speaker 1: They are putting their feet up and taking a year off,
Speaker 1: which is very Strange four was announced.
Speaker 2: So they've announced a festival.
Speaker 1: Only two weeks ago.
Speaker 3: When's it supposed to be the.
Speaker 1: Twenty first of nineteenth or the twenty first of July.
Speaker 2: So what in the first two weeks they've made the
Speaker 2: call and gone, Look, tickets aren't really selling.
Speaker 1: We know there were many fans excited for this year's
Speaker 1: line up and for all the great artists planning to
Speaker 1: join us, but due unexpected events, will be taking the
Speaker 1: year off.
Speaker 3: What's the unexpected event?
Speaker 1: I think no one bought tickets.
Speaker 2: Maybe not a great look for Carle it was her research.
Speaker 2: Campwell's Kyle and also interesting choice for Splendor.
Speaker 3: Why they always of old school type?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know if Kylie's the spending Splendor crowd.
Speaker 1: Having said that, a few of my girlfriends, who would
Speaker 1: never go to Splendor were like, should we buy a ticket?
Speaker 3: Because of who I was meant to play? I think
Speaker 3: I saw g Flip's name on.
Speaker 1: The I think so Peter Alexander, who's one of my favorites,
Speaker 1: was I would have gone just to see Keeter.
Speaker 2: Said Peter Alexander. What is the pajama guy playing Splendor?
Speaker 2: This is the issue, This is why we're not selling tickets.
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever go Maggie Beer will.
Speaker 2: Be up there as well, Magie Mahashi, you're.
Speaker 1: Trying to get an older some cooking nits. Did you
Speaker 1: guys ever go to those camping festivals?
Speaker 3: See camping? You lost me at camping?
Speaker 1: Yeah that you never did falls.
Speaker 2: No, I've done big out for four hours.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I went to Rumber's Rumber. I was Umber
Speaker 1: at the tetrame Yes.
Speaker 2: Who was there?
Speaker 3: He was playing?
Speaker 2: So Rumber was at the Telstra Dome.
Speaker 1: And the Shaggy player Shaggy Shaggy Head.
Speaker 2: It was like the first music festival in Australia that
Speaker 2: was pop music. It was Shaggy UK boy band Blue.
Speaker 1: Remember One for the Morning? Can you find I love that?
Speaker 2: You know who else? Nellie Fatato, I'm like a bird.
Speaker 1: I went to that. I also went to Summer Days.
Speaker 3: So you're you're a festival in and out in a
Speaker 3: day kind of girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'd pop in for a couple of hours and
Speaker 1: drink a couple of schmiron off double black.
Speaker 3: I've got to blow up an air mattress. It's a
Speaker 3: no from that.
Speaker 1: Wasn't I do the show here?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 1: I think that I think I one of my friends
Speaker 1: one tickets on a radio station. They might have won
Speaker 1: them from you, Jay. Probably Yeah, I loved summer days.
Speaker 3: They should have got Blue to Splendor.
Speaker 1: So they should. They should literally do a festival for
Speaker 1: old people bringing back our youth. I would go to that.
Speaker 3: Do we stay in hotels.
Speaker 1: I'd wear natural glow and I put my hair in
Speaker 1: a kief.
Speaker 2: And then as they performed on stage, they would walk off.
Speaker 1: But I would have to do a Q and A
Speaker 1: with them, a Q and A in a festival on
Speaker 1: the stage.
Speaker 2: Get Nelly j Horgans from where were you working?
Speaker 1: In?
Speaker 2: From the fox here?
Speaker 1: How good to performing in front of the melin crowd house?
Speaker 3: Good god, I'm a slippery to get me out of here?
Speaker 3: Is airing right now?
Speaker 1: I love it, don't you?
Speaker 3: I sort of been tuning in and out.
Speaker 2: You do it?
Speaker 3: Probably not?
Speaker 1: Who's the celebrity?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Mate, you know me. I get rattled by a special
Speaker 2: board of the restaurant. I can't need bulls testicle or will.
Speaker 1: He doesn't need cold foods.
Speaker 3: I just don't like the sleeping arrangement. All the people
Speaker 3: sleeping together and it's just a bit weird. You own space.
Speaker 2: No one's going to throw a leg over anything.
Speaker 1: Never know who's the best celebrity on there this year.
Speaker 3: Well, everyone's been quite intrigued early by Frankie Munez from
Speaker 3: Malcolm in the Middle. It seems like course, he seems
Speaker 3: very likable and he's sort of like this is the
Speaker 3: sort of show that gets you thinking about what he's
Speaker 3: done in the past. And his TV show was big
Speaker 3: at the time. Massive Did you watch it? Lost?
Speaker 1: Not really? How old was he on it?
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, maybe I've only just recently started watching
Speaker 2: with the kids. However, we have to stop. Oh is
Speaker 2: it a bit what's three crazy brothers tormenting their parents
Speaker 2: and just being a nightmare? Was it was education for
Speaker 2: my year old to go screw with mum and dad
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 3: Exactly right, And mum was a bit cooked. But as
Speaker 3: it turns out, Frankie, she was.
Speaker 2: Mum wasn't a bit cooked. And Brian Cranston was the dad.
Speaker 2: Dad's very cooked. Yeah, and I can tell you now
Speaker 2: it wouldn't get away in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: It does. He made a lot of money, Frankie. As
Speaker 3: it turns.
Speaker 1: Out, this kid wrote I'm sorry but your acting is
Speaker 1: just awful.
Speaker 3: I was in the moon and I went it is
Speaker 3: Peto was not awful being.
Speaker 6: Retired at nineteen with forty million dollars.
Speaker 2: He retired at nineteen.
Speaker 3: With forty in the bank.
Speaker 1: Celebrity, Get me out of here.
Speaker 2: Because obviously gone, it dries up pretty through it homes
Speaker 2: a few cars at nineteen. You don't flying to Australia.
Speaker 3: Eat sheepswooly if you sorry, sheepsie.
Speaker 2: If you've got forty in the sheep's penis, sheep's willy,
Speaker 2: oh will wily, you don't want to have a wooly Willie.
Speaker 3: Look at him now, he's sleeping next to Candice Warner.
Speaker 1: And Skyweekly got me thinking.
Speaker 3: About child stars and what's the cash they earned for
Speaker 3: their respective debut.
Speaker 2: Surely mcaulay cole okay number one?
Speaker 1: What is worth? Now? What did he make?
Speaker 3: What he made out of that flick? Well, the first flick, It's.
Speaker 1: Home alone one and two twenty million.
Speaker 3: Nineteen ninety it was they made a million bucks?
Speaker 2: Is that all?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's a kid and they wouldn't have
Speaker 1: known how big that film?
Speaker 3: You want to number two, number two, that's lost. She
Speaker 3: who was a winner on the Flip Side. Our friend
Speaker 3: from Home Improvement Jonathan Taylor Thomas sixteen million dollars if
Speaker 3: you don't mind. He did a lot of series, so
Speaker 3: it's a series.
Speaker 1: Was in a lot of seasons. I had him on
Speaker 1: my bedroom all I loved to.
Speaker 2: Yeah got it. Yeah, I used to love Wilson.
Speaker 3: He's very misunderstood character, quirking in covery's face. Mister Barton
Speaker 3: three million bucks for the oct Yeah, se.
Speaker 1: Hang on, don't forget. She came out and did neighbors
Speaker 1: here in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: She did extra dollars.
Speaker 1: She didn't spend her three largely there's.
Speaker 2: Australia sentily to these people. Are they coming here just
Speaker 2: for a little cash?
Speaker 1: Because will take any of them.
Speaker 3: But imagine, mister Barton, she's on the O C and
Speaker 3: then she's at Nana Wadding in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Would be different.
Speaker 1: Courtin what's it called pino is A long way for
Speaker 1: measure County.
Speaker 3: Daniel Radcliffe twenty million bucks for each of the last
Speaker 3: two Harry Potter films. Yeah, yeah, so you should get
Speaker 3: the boys into you know, you know, he got done
Speaker 3: the best.
Speaker 1: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, remember they were the twins
Speaker 1: in full House, but they didn't play did they play twins?
Speaker 1: They swapped one in and one out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because of child laws with filming and stuff. Two
Speaker 2: hours in swapped the.
Speaker 1: Baby and they went on to start a brand called
Speaker 1: The Row, which is like quiet luxury. It's called but
Speaker 1: I went into the Row store in our row. It's
Speaker 1: a brand that they've got and every handbag is like
Speaker 1: minimum ten thousand dollars. They've got like the ultimate luxury brand.
Speaker 1: And they are cleaning up.
Speaker 3: So just back when they're with Uncle Jesse. So they
Speaker 3: never appeared in the same scene together.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no one character.
Speaker 3: Oh what a good job.
Speaker 2: So they're doing We're not going to see them with
Speaker 2: Grant and you're on Deal or no Deal Australia or anything.
Speaker 1: I didn't one of them marry a billionaire as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're doing fine, guys. They are doing okay.
Speaker 1: Million net worth, they've got the.
Speaker 2: It's not often I say this, but Lauren, you were
Speaker 2: right towards the end of last year. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you'll even remember this. I only mentioned it once
Speaker 2: or twice, but I was having.
Speaker 1: A you winged about that, Clint, what do you think?
Speaker 3: Two months three and We encouraged him every day.
Speaker 1: Yes, and we often said to him after the show,
Speaker 1: if if you don't call the doctor or the dentist today,
Speaker 1: don't bother coming in the morning.
Speaker 3: How many idprobe do you reckon? We went through in
Speaker 3: that time?
Speaker 2: I was throwing them back like not encouraged, absolutely not,
Speaker 2: but like I do four at a time. And it
Speaker 2: didn't even touch the sides.
Speaker 3: But I think you might have lied to us. What
Speaker 3: do you mean you went you went to the dentist.
Speaker 2: Well, I kept going to the dentist to get check ups,
Speaker 2: and they kept like they were like, it could be
Speaker 2: an infection. It's not showing up on the x ray.
Speaker 2: They sting you with the x ray, don't they They
Speaker 2: do yet, And they put on that silly little metal
Speaker 2: bib you have to win, and they wait outside take
Speaker 2: the photos.
Speaker 1: It's don't tell me that saga is still going on.
Speaker 2: So I end up getting the tooth ripped out.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, good, removed, like moved?
Speaker 1: Was it they put you under?
Speaker 3: Was it rotten?
Speaker 2: They didn't put me under, And in hindsight, the dentist
Speaker 2: said they should have because he has never removed a
Speaker 2: tooth with the roots as big as the ones that
Speaker 2: were attached to my tooth.
Speaker 1: Was it a wisdom tooth?
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It was like it was like four
Speaker 2: round from the side, like two up from the wisdom teeth.
Speaker 3: So what if you just got a hold in but the.
Speaker 2: Roots, I have to wait for the jaw to like
Speaker 2: to stop scrolling. I hate, and then they'll and then
Speaker 2: they'll screw a fake one into my jaw.
Speaker 3: But the roots grew driver.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but the roots went so far up into
Speaker 2: my sinus that like when I was in pain, my
Speaker 2: eye was watering the left side of my station.
Speaker 7: Movie.
Speaker 1: He also left it for six months, so it's sort
Speaker 1: of your own front.
Speaker 2: But he said the roots on the tooth were so big.
Speaker 2: Have a look at those. Oh that's not your tooth,
Speaker 2: that's my tooth.
Speaker 3: That looks like something to get at, jetty sir from
Speaker 3: a shark.
Speaker 2: There are the roots that were up in my sinus.
Speaker 1: Is there one tooth and four roots?
Speaker 2: Because they had to break it into they had to
Speaker 2: break it into four tooth. They had to break it
Speaker 2: into four to get it out.
Speaker 3: What's that fatty little substance and.
Speaker 1: A watery mouth?
Speaker 2: This area here is the bottom of the tooth that
Speaker 2: broke away, and these here are the roots that were
Speaker 2: up in my Look at the screen.
Speaker 1: I'm going to throw up. That's so repulsive. He's put
Speaker 1: it on a big screen. It's got it clints right.
Speaker 1: It looks like you could put it on a leather
Speaker 1: strap and sell of it. Jetty surf from some sort
Speaker 1: of water creature's mouth, water creature whales. It's a blue whales.
Speaker 3: But you know, when people get their wisdom teeth taken out,
Speaker 3: sometimes the roots can get go soper up. It opens
Speaker 3: up the gap between it and the nasal cap. Yes,
Speaker 3: so you can't blow your nose amount of otherwise you
Speaker 3: to blow your brains.
Speaker 1: Out, sneaze out of your teeth. Yeah, seriously, no one's
Speaker 1: sneezing out of its mouth.
Speaker 3: There's a gap between it and the nasal cavity. That's
Speaker 3: what I've got.
Speaker 1: That doesn't surprise me that you've got manky teeth.
Speaker 3: Thirteen don't you had rotten tooth?
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't rotten, it looked rotten thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Can you make louren gag?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 2: Sorry? There's the photo, Get it.
Speaker 1: Off, Get it off.
Speaker 9: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I can't look at it.
Speaker 2: Make Lauren gag like thirteen twenty four ten? Is that
Speaker 2: our number?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: That's you and all your glory.
Speaker 1: No, I wants to hear that. No one wants to
Speaker 1: hear that.
Speaker 2: Whether it's a medical procedure, Oh, workplace injuries on the
Speaker 2: job side are always good.
Speaker 3: That'll get her.
Speaker 1: No, I hate this. I don't. I'm not. I don't
Speaker 1: have a good stomach with injuries and disgusting these.
Speaker 2: In fact, I'll give you a two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: dollars Bailey Nelson Voucher shake up the way Ossies byglasses
Speaker 2: right now you can go and check out their range.
Speaker 2: Two hundred and fifty dollars Bailey Nelson Voucher, thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten. Can you make Lauren gag? Thirteen twenty four
Speaker 2: ten is our number? Can you make Lauren gag?
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. But you just showed
Speaker 1: me something absolutely repulsive that I'm glad no one in
Speaker 1: their cars had to see.
Speaker 2: It was they tooth removed. The roots have gone up
Speaker 2: into my sinus.
Speaker 3: When I was a child, actually a baby, I was
Speaker 3: born with these things called hamatoes, rightmos hamaitoes. My second
Speaker 3: toes were curled around like that, Lauren, and I'm wearing
Speaker 3: birkin stocks today. You might be able to see you.
Speaker 3: I can't move the second toe. That's because it's been
Speaker 3: filleted and like a pension has been cutting off and
Speaker 3: the bones taken out.
Speaker 1: So the bones take what they're just little floppy little time.
Speaker 3: I've got a rot in it, so I can't.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to see it again.
Speaker 2: My mum broke the tendon.
Speaker 1: Fillted toes out of my face when we were kids.
Speaker 2: Mum broake the tendont in her finger and she just
Speaker 2: never got it fixed. So she'd walk around. It was
Speaker 2: like she just flipping the bird.
Speaker 3: She couldn't be the finger direct fingers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time we're in traffic, everyone's like
Speaker 2: blowing their own at it. She's like, it's attend done.
Speaker 1: Oh she didn't get an ailment fixed.
Speaker 2: No, let's go to Peter. I'm thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Can you make our own gag?
Speaker 10: Morning team doing a bit of work to around the house,
Speaker 10: a bit of extra money coming up? Some amateure wire
Speaker 10: with a demo saw a strand of copper wire went
Speaker 10: through my boots through one side of my achilles and
Speaker 10: at the other.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, it was the copper wy a bit, wasn't
Speaker 1: it through his achilles and out the other side because
Speaker 1: the achilles went.
Speaker 3: Once it snaps, it rolls.
Speaker 1: Up the car.
Speaker 2: Okay thirteen twenty fourteen to join us. There it is,
Speaker 2: there it is, and.
Speaker 1: That makes me feel secure.
Speaker 2: Go to Joshi, I'm thirteen twenty four to ten. Whether
Speaker 2: it's a workplace injury, little health drama. What do you
Speaker 2: got for us?
Speaker 6: Here you go, guys, ready, get the bucket?
Speaker 1: Ready? Great?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 4: So about five years ago I had surgery on my ankle.
Speaker 4: They broke it and reset it. Not the worst bit.
Speaker 4: Chuck screws in there, screwed it all together. After the surgery,
Speaker 4: I ended up with a infection in the world. So
Speaker 4: went in there to get the stitches checked and they
Speaker 4: opened up the bandage and it just oozed past, exploded.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 4: It was a mess, the word. And I ended up
Speaker 4: with a hole in my foot. Yeah, there was a
Speaker 4: full hole in my foot and basically it was a
Speaker 4: year like that. Had to clean it out day. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then they told me, they said, if you see bone,
Speaker 4: come straight back in because we'll have to see the foot,
Speaker 4: and yeah, because if the infections in the.
Speaker 3: Bone, have you still got the foot?
Speaker 4: I've still got the foot. That home and I was
Speaker 4: seeing white another I went austraight in the hospital and
Speaker 4: basically the nurse was poking and prodding at the word
Speaker 4: with a parody.
Speaker 3: Okay, we should have we should have got got out
Speaker 3: of the fact he didn't have to amputate. That was
Speaker 3: a happy ending.
Speaker 2: Hello, Dave, I'm thirteen, twenty fourteen. Can you make Lauren gag?
Speaker 1: This is your idea.
Speaker 8: Highway?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hi, hew am you we're good makers? Gag Dave.
Speaker 10: Well, my brother was working as assistant manager and they
Speaker 10: one of these colleagues putting a sheep eye in his milkshake.
Speaker 2: Sorry, what what was that? Sorry?
Speaker 8: A sheep eye.
Speaker 1: With his milkshake and blended it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a bit of protein. That's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah for Jim, that's very armored. Celebrity. To get me out.
Speaker 2: It is very celebrity.
Speaker 1: They blend up a bit of sheepside was milk.
Speaker 3: Good break, Travis Kilsyth, Trav, can you make Lauren gag?
Speaker 1: I sure can.
Speaker 7: I have a mate that likes to throw up in
Speaker 7: the beer bonges and drink them.
Speaker 3: How's the aim?
Speaker 1: Send him away? Send him away?
Speaker 3: That is a small little gap.
Speaker 1: That's a one way boat trip.
Speaker 3: Surely Siberia.
Speaker 2: Surely use some sort of funnel, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But you're not getting it in that tiny little hole.
Speaker 3: That's what you mean? Like a sieve, Yes, sieve.
Speaker 1: Throw No, I'm not even saying it again.
Speaker 2: Can I just say I love the people listening to
Speaker 2: this show?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon?
Speaker 3: It was really Travis go for a drink.
Speaker 2: We've got a quick group of listeners and I love it.
Speaker 1: Nah. There are many ways people get busted cheating on
Speaker 1: a partner, and technology has made it's so easy for
Speaker 1: people to catch people out. I've had a girlfriend who
Speaker 1: caught their partner with an app on an Apple Watch.
Speaker 1: He left the Apple Watch on the bench and texts
Speaker 1: were popping up. The second is this I had a friend.
Speaker 1: This is even worse, who had the fat The I
Speaker 1: cloud was logged into the iPad. The kid was watching
Speaker 1: something on YouTube.
Speaker 3: She pops.
Speaker 1: The other one is the photos load across to the
Speaker 1: eye cloud album on the family iPad.
Speaker 2: Oh, the cloud's responsible for a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the cloudouds I agree yeah, the plugin hard drug.
Speaker 1: One thing that Jason, You'll never get caught doing anything
Speaker 1: through this. Lady has busted her partner who kept going
Speaker 1: for runs every morning, and she'd often said why did
Speaker 1: I come for wrong with you? And he said, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I run too fast for you.
Speaker 2: That's his time.
Speaker 1: It's his time. Anyway. She also ran sometimes and they
Speaker 1: were matched on Strava, which is like the fitness up streak.
Speaker 3: You can see so much.
Speaker 1: Said.
Speaker 3: If you go for a run and you're on Strava
Speaker 3: and I'm following you on Strava, Jason's run three kilometers
Speaker 3: and I can give you a.
Speaker 1: Well done you. Yeah, but you can also see what
Speaker 1: what track that they've taken? Yes, hang on, our producers
Speaker 1: are screaming on us out there, what's happened? It's actually
Speaker 1: called kudos on Strava.
Speaker 3: Well sorry I clapped.
Speaker 1: Oh when you clap for someoneos.
Speaker 3: It's a bit floggy, isn't it? It is? Well, even
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 1: You can see their tracks, so.
Speaker 2: Dinner, it's not in it.
Speaker 1: If I was tracking you on Strava, I could see
Speaker 1: that you've done the tan today in thirty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Could be impressive for you Anyway, this woman was looking
Speaker 1: at her husband's Strava and noticed his runs kept stopping
Speaker 1: at one particular location. Bingo, he had a flingo in
Speaker 1: that house.
Speaker 3: Maybe he was stopping for refreshment, stopping, stopping for some
Speaker 3: push ups.
Speaker 1: He was stopping for some push ups.
Speaker 2: How many drava of lose friends track their partners?
Speaker 3: How do they do it?
Speaker 1: Though? I mean I track Clint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got them on like find my find my
Speaker 2: phone or some find my Friends or sharing your location
Speaker 2: Share And I'm like, why to you? And they go, no,
Speaker 2: we don't think they're up to no good, just if
Speaker 2: they go for beers or anything. They're not twenty five anymore,
Speaker 2: and I want to know where they are and.
Speaker 1: That they say, yeah, but isn't it when they're twenty five?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Actually, there's times when I'm like pause, not answering his phone.
Speaker 1: If I could just quickly see where he was and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, here's it the pub, I'd be like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: the cool or he might be like in a meeting.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't have it.
Speaker 2: It's a hard note for me.
Speaker 1: I don't have it. I track Clint.
Speaker 3: Sad my life is that we all went to a
Speaker 3: family wedding once and to get there it was in
Speaker 3: a weird location, right, So Mum said, I'll follow you
Speaker 3: all and I'll guide you in anyway. The other kids
Speaker 3: sort of let her go. From the location services. Mom
Speaker 3: still follows me. So the only person that follows me
Speaker 3: is my mum and me and and you as well.
Speaker 3: So they where I at all times. But that is
Speaker 3: bigger to keep tabs on me.
Speaker 1: That safety first.
Speaker 2: With Clint, I just attached a little bracelet to him
Speaker 2: with my phone number on. It's howf he's found they
Speaker 2: ring me?
Speaker 3: Please return to How would you feel like?
Speaker 1: Blue said to your babe, we're putting on family location services.
Speaker 2: She tried to the other night because we're sitting up
Speaker 2: and no, I'm not hiding anything.
Speaker 1: I just don't like your wife knowing where you don't hiding.
Speaker 2: Don't don't do this, No, no.
Speaker 1: I'll turn mine on. Paul can see me when.
Speaker 2: Everyone's no, I don't don't do that. I just don't
Speaker 2: like being trapped.
Speaker 1: But it's not being She's not gonna what do you
Speaker 1: think she's going to go? I'm going to get in
Speaker 1: the car and follow him and see where he's going
Speaker 1: when he goes to Hampton Bowls.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I see you in another draft weed that hell?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's what you're worried about getting busted? Drive through
Speaker 1: every day thirteen twenty five two. I'm fasting. I'm not
Speaker 1: having loves today.
Speaker 2: Oh there is a thirteen twenty four to ten. The
Speaker 2: road was being detoured that way. There was construction every
Speaker 2: day after work, another pothole. Are you tracking your partner
Speaker 2: or have you tracked your partner? People out there one
Speaker 2: hundred percent.
Speaker 1: They don't know, their partner doesn't know, or.
Speaker 2: They probably have spoken about it and they're like, we
Speaker 2: don't care. It's just for safety. Thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 2: is our number?
Speaker 1: Paul could track me, no problem, but he wouldn't be
Speaker 1: interested in if I'm not there. He's like, she's out
Speaker 1: of my hair. Someone else's problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't even charge his phone. He's like, are
Speaker 2: were going to be disconnected from me? Thirteen twenty four ten?
Speaker 2: Are you tracking your partner? And why?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: It's going to be interesting here right? We've asked her
Speaker 2: on thirteen twenty four ten. Are you tracking your partner?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Be interesting to see if it's more girls ringing than
Speaker 2: go oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Yep, well i'd say it probably.
Speaker 2: Is safe in Preston good morning, morning, so morning. Do
Speaker 2: you track your partner?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I tracked my partner. Look, it's for very nice reasons.
Speaker 11: I want to know when he's leaving work, what time
Speaker 11: he's going to be home, and it just stops me
Speaker 11: from calling him. But one time we were on holiday,
Speaker 11: we may have been engagement ring shopping. Ye, the next
Speaker 11: day he turned his location goes out by himself. Now
Speaker 11: I still haven't.
Speaker 1: Got a ring. But do you think he's gone and
Speaker 1: bought a ring? But is that like the second he left?
Speaker 1: Were you like, we'll just watching track work? How did
Speaker 1: you know the location services are off?
Speaker 11: Well again, I was just saying he was going to
Speaker 11: come home soon and just see where.
Speaker 2: He was, Lauren, he'd been out for a whole hour.
Speaker 2: We better do a welfare check on where we Oh, look,
Speaker 2: he's turned it off.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was how I shouldn't say how long ago
Speaker 3: I signed the ring for someone else? Like that dirty
Speaker 3: dog in that movie on Oh.
Speaker 1: Love actually had I'm still mad about Button Mitchell.
Speaker 2: How long ago was the trip?
Speaker 11: It was over six months ago.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know, ring coming your way? Soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just waiting for the moment.
Speaker 1: He's having a sling.
Speaker 2: Thirteen to twenty fourten to join us on the air.
Speaker 1: We're asking do you track your partner? Jasey's completely against tracking.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not fearful.
Speaker 3: I just go like relative defensive.
Speaker 1: Well it depends. I don't track Paul. But then sometimes
Speaker 1: I think, oh it, we'll be handy because I wouldn't
Speaker 1: text him, be like you in that meeting. Have you
Speaker 1: left the office yet? You're on the my home, I'm
Speaker 1: track me.
Speaker 3: Have you seen me at any Yeah? We love tracking
Speaker 3: desirable locations.
Speaker 1: Many times I'm like, that's not your house.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, God, he buys a lot of cats. It's
Speaker 2: got to.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, man, in do you track? Do you track
Speaker 1: your partner?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: There, I don't have a partner. However I track my
Speaker 5: hire friend group and their husbands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the husband.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people who are in like friend
Speaker 1: tracking things.
Speaker 2: So you know what, I'm imagining a set up at
Speaker 2: your place like that TV show Hunted, and you've got
Speaker 2: all the screens around your seeing ago, look's partner Paul
Speaker 2: t where Steve?
Speaker 1: This is what you crazy blokes think that women are
Speaker 1: at home doing and we're not. We actually don't care
Speaker 1: where you are ninety.
Speaker 2: Percent cooked to me?
Speaker 1: Tell me how much single boy over there who's never
Speaker 1: been in a relationship quite down. The reason a lot
Speaker 1: of people do it is for convenience. Is that, Yasmin.
Speaker 1: But you're on with your friends, like, what are you
Speaker 1: worried about your friend partners?
Speaker 5: Well, I only joined this friend group a couple of
Speaker 5: months ago and they said, oh, up on this app
Speaker 5: three sixty. I thought okay, and then I could see
Speaker 5: when everyone's at work. I could see when they've gone
Speaker 5: for a run.
Speaker 3: It's got a little bit like, sorry, Yasmin, how often
Speaker 3: are you checking the app?
Speaker 2: Be honest?
Speaker 5: Daily?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, see I told you I can pick cooked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this doesn't mean she's sitting at home with
Speaker 1: many monitors going like she's managing the sims.
Speaker 3: She sounds like a multi Yeah yeah, Yasmin, you got
Speaker 3: that over a few screens.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, carrying a powerbag.
Speaker 11: That's the phone.
Speaker 5: But I accidentally spoiled a surprise. My friend was coming
Speaker 5: over to my birthday. But my friends is a little
Speaker 5: bit into this app. So she said, oh, Emily's coming
Speaker 5: over when surprise.
Speaker 1: Oh because I saw it on the tracking app.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, if you're doing a surprise party, you probably need
Speaker 1: to be a bit more.
Speaker 2: Twenty four ten to join us on Nova, we're talking
Speaker 2: about tracking.
Speaker 1: Your partner, Rachelle, Where do you sit on this good
Speaker 1: morning morning?
Speaker 2: I'm against it one undred percent, yeah, seeing its sister.
Speaker 12: Why to me, it's just an invasion of privacy. If
Speaker 12: you're with your partner, you've just got to trust them.
Speaker 12: And if they say they're going out, they're going out.
Speaker 12: What do you need to see what they're doing for?
Speaker 2: If you need to put a tracking app on your partner,
Speaker 2: your relationships got drama?
Speaker 3: You cann then ye.
Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of people do it to
Speaker 1: check on them in terms of are they telling the truth,
Speaker 1: because most people are smart enough to know if they've
Speaker 1: got a tracking up and they're going to live again.
Speaker 3: So you think it's safety, well not.
Speaker 1: Just safety, but just it's like convenience. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't do it.
Speaker 12: I think you'll just like they say it, oh, just
Speaker 12: check in, you know they haven't checked in, Just gonna
Speaker 12: check on the app. You'll be tempted to just go
Speaker 12: on it. All the time, and to me, that's where
Speaker 12: the trust is broken.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean if you could go missing faith fat
Speaker 2: hours all days, all day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they'd be people who's like, you're right,
Speaker 1: though it depends what stage you're in your relationship. That's
Speaker 1: partners just wouldn't come home and they'd be like, oh
Speaker 1: let me check it. Okay, cool, he's at one sixth one,
Speaker 1: He's fine. Yeah, As opposed to being like where are you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? It's like, okay, I can go
Speaker 1: back to sleep now I know where you are.
Speaker 3: Tammy, Oh Tammy from Packing American hurri Can We've got
Speaker 3: a good one here. What's happened to you? Tammy?
Speaker 9: My husband's an interstate truck driver, but he was also
Speaker 9: a serial cheater.
Speaker 1: And did you have him on tracking?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 9: I had him on Life thiry sixty and I put
Speaker 9: it on his phone under the assumption that it was
Speaker 9: so our youngest can track where daddy was when he
Speaker 9: was into state.
Speaker 1: Did he know he had it on his phone? Though?
Speaker 9: And just yes, we end up telling him, but as
Speaker 9: I said, it was just for uh, you know, let's
Speaker 9: see where daddy is. You know, Well, give daddy a callege.
Speaker 9: Daddy's sleeping on the side of the road, you know, interstate.
Speaker 2: Where was daddy Daddy sleeping?
Speaker 9: Daddy was with another person in a forest area. We'll
Speaker 9: famous southeast their suburbs.
Speaker 1: Well, so dad s Daddy even driving a trucker.
Speaker 9: Did Daddy wasn't driving a truck, but anyway, Daddy was
Speaker 9: driving something else.
Speaker 1: Oh dammy, that's standing nature.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 1: Imagine seeing that pop up on your phone. You just
Speaker 1: like you.
Speaker 2: Your heart would drive, your heart would just good. I
Speaker 2: John on thirteen twenty four ten, you track your partner?
Speaker 10: Yes, welcome back, guys.
Speaker 2: Thank you, it's good to be back.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 10: So we have the same car as Lauren. Lauren, maybe
Speaker 10: your husband will be tracking you. So we've got two tests,
Speaker 10: my husband and I and I catch him on the
Speaker 10: daily going three drive through.
Speaker 2: The new cars. The new cars you can track now
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: John, does he have a favorite?
Speaker 10: I can't see. Actually, I take screenshots of that. I'm well,
Speaker 10: are we hungry again?
Speaker 2: Screenshots? Oh god, that sounds like a healthy relationship. He's
Speaker 2: parked in a side street throwing back a twister and
Speaker 2: he's didn't it. Oh, there's a photo.
Speaker 1: Oh, you could have a lot of fun with it,
Speaker 1: though maybe Paul keeps saying, no, Doug, you take the Tesla. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the other car.
Speaker 2: He's probably got a nineteen eighty five dats and parked
Speaker 2: around the corner.
Speaker 1: He just changes cars when he leaves.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Clint's done away with you. A bombshell announcement
Speaker 3: just in with Melbourne's Lord Mayor salary salary Sally Cab
Speaker 3: revealing she won't be on October's council ballot.
Speaker 2: That's big news. The old salary cap, not salary cap yep,
Speaker 2: salary Cab has that.
Speaker 3: Salary cap.
Speaker 2: The man, how much you've been the Mirror and Melbourne
Speaker 2: six years? She's done a good job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's done some good things. She's been a very
Speaker 3: steady pair of hands. Who's going to do it?
Speaker 2: She loves a pair of colored glasses on love Celery
Speaker 2: Cap Huge weekend of Fuddy. I'm back in the days
Speaker 2: this weekend. And your man joined us on the air
Speaker 2: this morning. Christopher Trca, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Track, Morning, Track morning guys.
Speaker 2: How we feel? Always sounds alert time this morning, doesn't he.
Speaker 7: I've been up to six thirty, so I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1: Have you been baking hot cross? Buns because I've been
Speaker 1: following your cooking channel and you made some pretty delicious
Speaker 1: Easter tree.
Speaker 3: She made some sort of pudding.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would not.
Speaker 6: I'm not a baker.
Speaker 7: I'm a terrible baker.
Speaker 1: So no hot cross buns fork.
Speaker 6: I'll cook the hot cross buns like I'll actually buy
Speaker 6: them from the from the store and then I'll put
Speaker 6: them into something, but I'll never bake them.
Speaker 1: Heating up hot cross buns does not quant to fight
Speaker 1: a cooking.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm exactly right track before we talk footy, we
Speaker 2: were just chatting about tracking your partners, and Lauren's trying
Speaker 2: to say it's all above board, having like you know,
Speaker 2: find my iPhone and tracking apps on your phone, you
Speaker 2: and Belle track each other.
Speaker 3: No, we don't. Would you be open to it?
Speaker 6: Yes, I've got nothing to hide, so yeah.
Speaker 2: Clint's next question is forget bell. He wants to check
Speaker 2: you are at all time.
Speaker 6: Well, if we share calendars, the sharing calendars and stuff
Speaker 6: down on to be problem our organization.
Speaker 2: Isn't that romance?
Speaker 3: If we were to track you track, we would find
Speaker 3: you at the Adelaide Oval this weekend. You've got the power,
Speaker 3: but you're staying in Adelaide for a good week, because
Speaker 3: gather Around is the following Thursday. Are you playing the crow?
Speaker 3: So what are you going to get up to in
Speaker 3: the city of Churches?
Speaker 6: I know seven days we're air force, so we'd leave
Speaker 6: tomorrow morning and come back. I'll come back Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 6: up the game Thursday next week, so well we'll get
Speaker 6: up to well, it's only a five day break in
Speaker 6: between both games, so a lot of recovery, a lot
Speaker 6: of downtime tour. He's the son that well, we can't
Speaker 6: well to have a glass of wine because of the
Speaker 6: short break.
Speaker 3: So that's boring, is hey, Jason is coming to the footy,
Speaker 3: Jess coming to a.
Speaker 1: Road trip to Adelaide.
Speaker 2: We're bringing the show to gather round.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're coming together round.
Speaker 2: So which leads me to my next question. Is there
Speaker 2: any chance you could pick us up from the airport.
Speaker 6: I don't have a car, I don't have what I
Speaker 6: can get one. I'm sure Clinn, I'm sure Quinn has
Speaker 6: a few contacts, a few hooks.
Speaker 1: We can get a van if we win.
Speaker 3: If Melbourne win, we'll bring Jason Lyen into the rooms
Speaker 3: to come home. Girls allowed, come and slap your bum.
Speaker 2: Can I do roaming Jason?
Speaker 6: Girls allowed?
Speaker 3: Of course we should do that. You should do roaming
Speaker 3: Jason the room.
Speaker 2: Hello, how did you go? How did you go playing tonight?
Speaker 2: I'm a trainer?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Christian. If he does roaming Jace, would you
Speaker 1: just pretend that you'd never seen him before in your life?
Speaker 1: Like he is not.
Speaker 7: Let me introduce myself, Lauren.
Speaker 1: How the boys feeling about heading up to Adelaide to
Speaker 1: play for on Saturday night?
Speaker 6: No, I was super excited Adelaide ovals. It's a beautiful
Speaker 6: ground to play out. I don't know if you guys
Speaker 6: have been. I think I'm sure Clint has to watch.
Speaker 6: But it's an incredible it's an incredible ground to play
Speaker 6: out Port Adelaide, an awesome team and sorry Adelaide, So
Speaker 6: it's going to be an exciting to exciting seven days
Speaker 6: obviously a good, good challenge going over there. And yeah,
Speaker 6: I don't know, going to Allelaide Oval as well, and
Speaker 6: they do. They do the inexcess never tear us apart
Speaker 6: some before the game and honestly gives you it gives
Speaker 6: you goosebumps. It's one of the most incredible. I absolutely
Speaker 6: love it and I'm really excited.
Speaker 2: Hey, track, I want to ask about the elephant in
Speaker 2: the room, the latest drug scandal. It's hit the headlines yesterday.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's a bit unfair the day's getting
Speaker 2: dragged into it. When as the day went on and
Speaker 2: the news started opening up a little bit more, we
Speaker 2: find out that this is sort of AFL wide a look.
Speaker 6: To be honest, I can't really comment on it.
Speaker 3: I don't really know.
Speaker 6: I actually don't really know much about it, to be honest,
Speaker 6: I'm trying to keep tom trying to keep it kind
Speaker 6: of blind eye to it all and just kind of
Speaker 6: not a blind That's probably not the right wording, but
Speaker 6: just now there's so much to talk and external media
Speaker 6: commenting on our FIB and the AFL and everything. So
Speaker 6: for me, I just try and focus on what I
Speaker 6: can control and you know, leave that to the exists.
Speaker 6: That over my head is so over my head around.
Speaker 3: The licited drugs policy being outdated. It was formed in
Speaker 3: two thousand and five. There is calls for reform, you know,
Speaker 3: I for one, reckon it needs reform.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, as players, we've agreed to have that listed
Speaker 6: drugs policy in and being tested. So yeah, and I
Speaker 6: get tested all the time.
Speaker 4: We all do.
Speaker 1: So it's it is it's a random right, the drug testing.
Speaker 1: But do you find the better players get tested more often?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 6: Or it's actually they know No, it is randomized.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 6: And I'm sure they have their targets and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: But no, it is interesting if you play a really
Speaker 6: good game that they do coming they think you've just
Speaker 6: taken something before. Yeah, I don't know. It's really interesting
Speaker 6: because they think a good performance is relating to something
Speaker 6: that you've taken.
Speaker 2: So I always wondered that they check you e a
Speaker 2: good stage for it when they're standing next to you watching.
Speaker 6: I'm thinking about this. It's actually very funny. I was
Speaker 6: thinking about this someone the other day about that they
Speaker 6: just they watch you, do you think.
Speaker 2: Because that's what happens.
Speaker 6: It takes longer than usual to me, and they watch
Speaker 6: every last trip they have to. I think it's really interesting.
Speaker 6: So if you get so explained that testing so after
Speaker 6: the game you someone from a start or illicit drugs,
Speaker 6: I think it's a starter. I don't they come around
Speaker 6: that thing. You've been randomized drug testing. We need to
Speaker 6: have a sample of either urine or a blood sample. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and but Their thing is they have to follow you
Speaker 6: around everywhere you go, so you can't leave. You can't leave,
Speaker 6: So if you want to shower, they have to be
Speaker 6: next to you in the shower, if you're so.
Speaker 7: I heard a.
Speaker 6: Funny story about I don't know, I was Bubble ten
Speaker 6: years ago. One of the guys just made a joke
Speaker 6: and you said, I'm sure to take this guy for
Speaker 6: a ride and see how long he goes around. And
Speaker 6: he went into the he went.
Speaker 7: Into the sworn to go into the sauna.
Speaker 6: The guy to go in this like just little like that.
Speaker 6: I would never do that because I honestly just a
Speaker 6: waste of my own time, so I don't want to
Speaker 6: get it done. Yeah, so it's truly funny that actually
Speaker 6: it's always not funny, but that that's their job. They
Speaker 6: happened to bully around because I mean, if you if
Speaker 6: you give fake examples and that's yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that happened in America once someone had like
Speaker 1: they swapped it out.
Speaker 2: We could you could buy a prosthetic online and fill
Speaker 2: it with someone else's face.
Speaker 1: You can't be doing that. I can understand.
Speaker 2: Prosthetic wizard. You can buy a prosthetic Willy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then.
Speaker 2: Fill it with someone else shopping.
Speaker 6: You just wouldn't want to fall out way to research.
Speaker 1: I can understand getting staged right though, with some random
Speaker 1: watching you.
Speaker 2: Hey, we'll let you go because we know you got
Speaker 2: training this morning, mate, but good luck this weekend. We will.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about don'torry about parking at the airport. Just
Speaker 2: do that little loop around and we'll jump in quick.
Speaker 1: We'll see you together around.
Speaker 2: Thanks, all right, see you mate.
Speaker 1: Thanks bad.
Speaker 2: That's going to be a bit of fun gather around. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you get stage fright in nightclubs and pubs?
Speaker 7: I do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You be a stall guys? Do you go to the store?
Speaker 3: Do you really?
Speaker 2: A movie came out the other days that the movies
Speaker 2: with the Boys and We came out, and we actually did.
Speaker 2: Were at Southland and we ushered into the trophy the
Speaker 2: trough and we're on that metal grate on the grill
Speaker 2: and everyone's shoulder to shoulders. We've all got now in
Speaker 2: the movies at the same time airport.
Speaker 3: Actually go on the grill.
Speaker 2: If there's people not no, you stand on the ground.
Speaker 2: That's not the girl. Excuse me, it's the girls there
Speaker 2: for dripping.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Please, start. This is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Have you ever gone on the grip?
Speaker 1: I've never gone on the on the grill. Clint Stanaway
Speaker 1: has been doing something which I think is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Leg Day.
Speaker 1: Not leg Day. No, no, no. So there's nothing I
Speaker 1: love more than settling into a good Netflix series, finding
Speaker 1: a good one, and just getting caught up in it
Speaker 1: as you watch it and you wonder what's going to happen,
Speaker 1: sitting on the edge of your seat waiting for the
Speaker 1: hook over into the next episodes.
Speaker 2: Later season Below Deck is a cracker, loving it, loving it?
Speaker 3: Are you going to tell everyone I've been watching one day?
Speaker 1: Yes? So we both at the same time were watching
Speaker 1: one day. Everyone was watching it maybe two or three
Speaker 1: weeks ago. So it follows the life of Dexter and
Speaker 1: Emma Morley. They meet in college. I won't I won't
Speaker 1: ruin the show for you. But we probably got three
Speaker 1: episodes in and Clint called me and said, John, know
Speaker 1: what happens? John, know how it ends? And I said, no,
Speaker 1: don't ruin it for me. And I said to him,
Speaker 1: how on earth because we're only we're only up to
Speaker 1: episode three, How on earth do you know?
Speaker 2: How?
Speaker 1: How did you get through the series so quickly, and
Speaker 1: he goes, no, no, no no. I always google the
Speaker 1: end of a series after one or two episodes to
Speaker 1: know if I want to waste my time and keep
Speaker 1: watching it or not.
Speaker 2: You're cooked, man, Surely I'm not the only one.
Speaker 1: Who is not normal.
Speaker 3: What do you mean what you googled Google to see
Speaker 3: how many episodes they were in the sad and the end?
Speaker 3: Do you do this for every pretty much? Yeah, because
Speaker 3: you want to see if it's worth it.
Speaker 2: So you knew about Marissa's cart crap.
Speaker 3: It was shocking tears.
Speaker 2: That's why you didn't break when Bouncer went on Neighbors,
Speaker 2: You're like old news.
Speaker 1: He did predict that Madge was going to come back
Speaker 1: as a ghost in Neighbors?
Speaker 3: Did you google for those who have missed what happens
Speaker 3: in one?
Speaker 1: On weekend? People will want to watch it, you know what,
Speaker 1: I will, But that's shameful, outbreaking. But you don't.
Speaker 3: But you just got enough if it's worth my time?
Speaker 1: But then you know what happens.
Speaker 3: You're on the edge of your seat exactly. He's waiting
Speaker 3: for the moment. I'm sorry, the moment.
Speaker 1: You know I'm your number one fan, but that's dumb. Dumb.
Speaker 1: I don't even like that word, but that is dumb.
Speaker 2: I was so happy it'spell that wrong.
Speaker 3: Then, I you sure you don't want to know what happened? No, well,
Speaker 3: you know what, But it's a book, so.
Speaker 1: People read it doesn't matter you hadn't watched it.
Speaker 3: I'd read the book.
Speaker 2: I just watching. I like watching movies I've watched.
Speaker 1: That's different, though.
Speaker 2: I don't like watching a new movie. I love watching
Speaker 2: movies I've already watched.
Speaker 1: So you're just in the same holding pattern from nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty nine.
Speaker 3: What about saying like Titanic, you know the ending there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's a true story.
Speaker 3: That's one day, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? I hate you sometimes.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you don't want to know what happened.
Speaker 1: It is long weekend?
Speaker 2: Watch just gone four past eight. Oh my god. In
Speaker 2: another life, I've just realized where you would have been working.
Speaker 2: I can see you at Blockbuster, behind the counter telling.
Speaker 1: People sorry that one's out for the week.
Speaker 2: What's the movie, Bruce will us Night Hard? Yeah you
Speaker 2: can see it now, can't Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well it is there East a long weekend, jas, but
Speaker 1: it's also a very special day. Tomorrow, Good Friday has
Speaker 1: come around yet again, which mollly is the face of
Speaker 1: the Good Friday Appeal. Beautiful Emily and her mum join
Speaker 1: us this morning. Good morning Mony, Good morning, Hey Allison.
Speaker 1: The Royal Children's Hospital can be a pretty harrowing but
Speaker 1: also a pretty extraordinary place at times. You've spent a
Speaker 1: lot of time in there with your beautiful little girl, Emily.
Speaker 1: Can you tell us a bit about Emily's story.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So Emily was diagnosed with a Ganglai glaoma, which
Speaker 8: is a form of brain tumor in her brain stem.
Speaker 8: So we have been supported by the Royal Children's Hospital
Speaker 8: since twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: So coming from Geelong you must spend a lot of
Speaker 1: time sleeping in there as well. It's a pretty extraordinary place,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 8: It's an amazing place in the facilities and the programs
Speaker 8: that are available at the hospital for families is just amazing.
Speaker 8: When you're based out of there for a significant period
Speaker 8: of time.
Speaker 3: Hey, good morning to you. Emily. It's lovely to see
Speaker 3: your face as one of the sort of promotions for
Speaker 3: the Good Friday Appeal. What was it like seeing sort
Speaker 3: of the ads and your big smiling photo there.
Speaker 11: It's been fun.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty special day Good Friday, isn't it at
Speaker 1: the Royal Children's Hospital.
Speaker 2: Emily is a true The Easter Bunny might be getting
Speaker 2: around the hospital as well this weekend.
Speaker 11: Yeah, definitely excellent, just.
Speaker 2: Checking that's very important.
Speaker 3: Do you have any other visitors? I believe you've got
Speaker 3: a few clowns and animals. What's been your favorite visitor
Speaker 3: at the hospital? The dogs? They've had some dogs in there,
Speaker 3: Jason Lyon, No cats, just the dogs.
Speaker 1: And do you have a favorite doctor or nurse at
Speaker 1: the hospital.
Speaker 11: I don't like to choose favorites. But if they had
Speaker 11: to choose the dotor Patrick or.
Speaker 2: Dance, Oh, I don't like to pick favorites.
Speaker 1: Parents.
Speaker 2: Hey, Allison, it is a very important day on the
Speaker 2: calendar here in Melbourne. It's about raising much needed funds.
Speaker 2: You've got a front row seat to see where that
Speaker 2: money goes. What would be your message to people heading
Speaker 2: into the Good Friday? A pill?
Speaker 8: You know, it doesn't matter big or little, but every
Speaker 8: donation really helps out for the Royal Children's Hospitals to
Speaker 8: continue to provide the most amazing life saving treatments for
Speaker 8: kids like em and we never parents want to be
Speaker 8: in a position where we have to utilize something, you know,
Speaker 8: a hospital like the Royal Children. But if you do,
Speaker 8: they are the best in Australia and every donation helps
Speaker 8: so that they can continue that work.
Speaker 3: Allison is brave and understatement when it comes to your
Speaker 3: beautiful little girl.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Bravey is an understatement.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 8: She's an amazing I can do anything. Mountains are to
Speaker 8: be climbed, little chicken. And you know it's gonna it's
Speaker 8: going to have an amazing journey through life.
Speaker 1: I can see it already, Emily. Yeah, and Allison you're
Speaker 1: an extraordinary mum as well. So we encourage everyone to
Speaker 1: give whatever you can for the Good Friday Appeal tomorrow.
Speaker 1: It is a very very special day. It's Good Friday
Speaker 1: Appeal dot com dot au if you'd like to make
Speaker 1: your donation.
Speaker 2: Hey, ladies, thank you so much for joining us this morning.
Speaker 2: And happy Easter.
Speaker 1: Akay, good luck with the Easter bunny cleanup.
Speaker 2: Clean Hey, huge, huge night tonight. I need my pies
Speaker 2: to get up.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how are you feeling about the pies?
Speaker 2: Very nervous mine.
Speaker 1: It's a grand final rematch tonight up in Brizzy.
Speaker 2: This is I'm calling it early in the season.
Speaker 1: Still die well, yeah, yeah, you don't want to be
Speaker 1: fool zip do you go?
Speaker 2: You will die for the Pies tonight.
Speaker 1: But it's a huge weekend of footage Jay's and it's
Speaker 1: a very special game on Easter Monday. It is Geelong
Speaker 1: the Hawks, and one of my favorite players, a very
Speaker 1: good friend of mine, is playing his three hundred and
Speaker 1: fiftieth game, which is huge. He joins us right now.
Speaker 1: Tom Horgan's good morning.
Speaker 7: Morning, last morning guys. Thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1: Hey Tom, going into your three hundred and fiftieth game,
Speaker 1: how old do you feel?
Speaker 7: I feel every bit of thirty five. But it's been
Speaker 7: a bit of a logistical maze first couple of days
Speaker 7: of the week, so tended to try and get everything
Speaker 7: out of the way so I can enjoy the back half.
Speaker 2: Of the week.
Speaker 7: But that's probably the beauty of being able to play
Speaker 7: on Easter Mondays that I think everything will be done
Speaker 7: this afternoon and then we can sort of sit back
Speaker 7: and enjoy Easter with the family and then look forward
Speaker 7: to Monday morning.
Speaker 3: Hawk. I saw the family photo at ANYR Park, You
Speaker 3: and the girls, they all looked lovely, but it was
Speaker 3: just like hurting sheep basically out. Jeez, you're a busy
Speaker 3: man at home as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was Clint, absolutely, it was a bit of
Speaker 7: a handful trying to get Henry to sit still for
Speaker 7: more than ten seconds. He's on the move now, so
Speaker 7: it'll be fun walking and running out through the banner
Speaker 7: with them on the weekend.
Speaker 1: All three kids are going with you. Oh my gosh, Tom,
Speaker 1: how are you going to wrangle those three?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I think Arabella and Mimi will be able to help me.
Speaker 3: Abyss news for Tom.
Speaker 7: Kids, I feel like he'll still fight his way through it. Yeah,
Speaker 7: he'll go to see a ball somewhere and he'll be off.
Speaker 7: And for those that are going to be their live
Speaker 7: in the flesh, it might be worth just watching Emma
Speaker 7: and the two girls trying to wrangle Henry off the ground.
Speaker 7: Once we've warmed up and need to play.
Speaker 2: The game, Tom's going to ask because I've got three
Speaker 2: wrap bags at home as well, and I know Laws
Speaker 2: is quite close to you and the family. She's a
Speaker 2: bad influence on my kids. Do you have the same
Speaker 2: issue when she visits?
Speaker 7: Not really, No, our kids are very fond of.
Speaker 2: My kids love her. My kids love her. They're just
Speaker 2: a bit like when she gets together with the kids,
Speaker 2: it's like there's another child in the house and it
Speaker 2: just creates more mess and drama.
Speaker 7: No, I'm going to I'm going to say that she's
Speaker 7: very good. There's one gift that she's given our kids,
Speaker 7: in particular Primrose. One Halloween, she's given us a purple
Speaker 7: which is maybe that's probably the worst thing she's done
Speaker 7: outside of with the kids a little bit of Frozen.
Speaker 1: Well, Tom's kids were quite little.
Speaker 2: Go through to you guys, if you yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 2: could tell me of the Frozen video to hold us ransom,
Speaker 2: I'd love that.
Speaker 1: Tom's kids were quite little when they just got out
Speaker 1: of the hub in Queensland, and they still if you
Speaker 1: went to Victoria you weren't allow at home. And so
Speaker 1: they came through bar and Bay when we were living
Speaker 1: there to stay for a few days. And the kids
Speaker 1: hadn't been introduced to Halloween yet, and the day where
Speaker 1: all the candy comes, and the Hawkins kids thought it
Speaker 1: was better than Christmas, just getting strangers running around giving
Speaker 1: them candy all day.
Speaker 3: It was very very Tom. Many of those three hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty games were spent with Lauren Phillips at the
Speaker 3: Geelong Football Club. Now Geelong and Emma are very very
Speaker 3: good friends. How much of a distraction was their friendship
Speaker 3: to you boys as players because they got up to
Speaker 3: no good?
Speaker 7: I think they did early days.
Speaker 1: We've grown up.
Speaker 7: They certainly got up to some fun, but I think
Speaker 7: I think you know. I mean that aside. It's when
Speaker 7: I think about you, Emma and Lauren's relationship and our
Speaker 7: subsequent it's sort of a nice reminder that football has
Speaker 7: been so good to me professionally, but it's also allowed
Speaker 7: me to meet some unbelievable people, and Lauren is certainly
Speaker 7: one of those, along with many other people. So it's
Speaker 7: just so good to sit back and reflect and think
Speaker 7: about those people that have helped you on the journey.
Speaker 7: And although they play a smaller part your friends, and
Speaker 7: in particular Lauren and Paul, they've had a wonderful Friendship's
Speaker 7: looking at sort of bordering on eighteen years, so it's
Speaker 7: been half my life as a thirty six year olds.
Speaker 2: Six Jesus way to make Clinton I feel six.
Speaker 1: In the world of football, Tom, you must feel ancient compared.
Speaker 7: To some I do. I forget that some of the
Speaker 7: kids that have been drafted I shouldn't probably call them kids.
Speaker 7: That's it's a bit unfair, but that the younger players
Speaker 7: I think this year that the draft crop were born
Speaker 7: in two thousand and five or six. That makes me
Speaker 7: feel old.
Speaker 1: They're eighteen, you're double their age.
Speaker 2: You know what they should call you geriatrics in the
Speaker 2: football world. You know when ladies over thirty her babies.
Speaker 1: Jerry Aptrick football player, Hey, Tommy, congrats. We're all as
Speaker 1: friends and general supporters are all so proud of you.
Speaker 1: Three hundred and fifty games is huge and we can't
Speaker 1: wait to be there supporting you on Monday in the stands.
Speaker 1: I'll make sure Emma makes it down to the rooms
Speaker 1: in one piece.
Speaker 2: Enjoy every minute, mate, Thanks so much, guys, I really
Speaker 2: appreciate it.
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