WEBVTT - The Grand Jester, Matty's PNG Reaction & No Man's Land 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.759 What did you say, I just want to be drunk 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:03.400 or asleep. 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:06.520 Well, I can do one of those things for you. 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:11.320 Sleep as soon as Dad gets started on his stories. 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:14.440 Oh no, renovation will kill me. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:17.320 Yeah. We're in the midst of a people and you 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:21.120 know at the start, well, what we're like that pub 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:24.239 that's going through Reno's in the only room that stays open, 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:26.880 and the whole pub is the pokey room. But this 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:30.200 time it is a podcast room. Around this podcast there 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:30.800 is chaos. 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:34.000 Well, can I also just say they've they've actually cut 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:36.639 the electricity of the room. So we mean Jack came 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:38.080 in and set it up and we have now we 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:41.479 have external cables that just provide like free lance electricity. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:44.680 It's from the free lance electricity. 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:45.320 We're renting it. 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.120 That's a bigger stuff than the Grand Jester. 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:50.960 Yeah, and yeah, run just had to do libraries, right, 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:54.720 and you don't have to do libraries often explain liveraries. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:57.520 Oh yeah, so when you hear you know, like hey 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:00.640 it's Maddie John's or hey it's Maddie John's son or 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:04.280 Nannie John's's wife, and they proceed to talk about, you know, 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:07.280 an advertisement of sorts. That's what we call the livearied 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:11.760 in the industry, and Trisha has been lucky enough to 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:14.480 be blessed. Blessing us with her vocal cords coming up 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.959 next week in the libraries. Just stay tuned to have 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.440 a listen to them in next week's episodes because they 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:23.760 She just it took ten minutes to record liveraies that 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:26.600 should have taken about two minutes because. 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:29.280 She kept actually. 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:34.040 Grand gesture and kept saying the Grand Jester, yes. 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:38.720 Ye really stressed like about I'm on the edge man. 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:39.880 You need to look after. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:42.920 You, to look after you today. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.520 Yeah, I mean, the only thing I've chosen is my 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:47.280 floorboards to. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.200 Come your nerves. A lucky thing for you is that 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:50.760 you married the grand Jester. 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:52.840 And my favorite thing is you said the only thing 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:56.800 you've chosen is the floorboards you and dad have You 0:01:56.880 --> 0:02:00.200 and Dad have been fighting today, well sort of seen 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:03.080 my fighting was funny because the one thing Dad had 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:06.160 an input in you went above his head and chose them, 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:08.519 and he just that. 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:13.000 Was Patricia's Actually Tricia's gone. She can see that now. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.120 It's just that Tricia's had so many things to do. Yeah, 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.680 it was a lever sight. So at the bat, Tricia 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:18.680 wanted to put white tiles, and I said, Trisha, we 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:20.480 put white tiles, They're going to be filthy and all 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:21.800 we're going to do is clean them all the time. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:23.560 She agreed, and then we go actually goes and I've 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.760 decided to put the white tiles in. There was just 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.360 a pause, which was enough. 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.160 Why can I ask her? What went through your head? 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:31.960 Would be thinking? Babe? 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:35.760 I couldn't find another option. I went, it looked beautiful, 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:37.079 it would have looked beautiful. 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:37.919 Well, well there's no. 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:40.160 But yeah, I know. But then I thought about the 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.800 people I live with and the dog, and then boarders 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:44.560 on the grass, and yeah, I don't know what we're 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:44.880 going to do. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:48.200 Well then yeah, okay, we'll find it. It's fine tolls. 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:49.359 There's toills everywhere. 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:52.560 Hey, that's the positive thing, is like, we're not short 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:54.800 of options. What I think for your problem is the 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:57.680 way your brain works. You have too many options, and 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:01.440 then you and then you over and then like that, 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:04.160 then you overthink and then all of a sudden, what 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.040 you thought was a good idea yesterday, You come in 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:08.799 the builders halfway through hammering into a wall that you're 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:10.639 told into a remove, and you go, actually, I don't 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:11.720 want that ball there anymore. 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.720 No, that's not true. Too much going on, that's that's 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.800 not true yet. There is a lot going on, like when. 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:20.200 You're trying to pronounce King Gizzard and the wizard Lizard. 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:22.440 And the wizard Lizard. Isn't that the guy on the 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:24.959 boat in Budapest? 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:27.600 In Istanbul, they're a huge band in Turkey. 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:30.960 Yeah, I think it's pronounced budapeshe but but. 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:34.040 This is Istanbul. Different, shitty. 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:35.760 My favorite actor is Joe Pesty. 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:41.600 Yeah, okay, he's off to a flying start, Ladies, John's 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:43.839 hold the phone blocking out of a barrier. Four. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:47.920 Someone get me a drink, anything, even drink metho. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:50.800 At this we don't like, we don't know what's in 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:52.920 the house. Cube available, you have a little geeze around. 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:55.360 I tell what I'll do, Okay, what I'm going to 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.720 do after this, because I'm about to burst into tears 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.400 like behind my own really, yeah, I hope you do ratings. 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:03.240 We're going to look to look forward to what I'm 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.720 going to do do after this. I'm going to go 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:07.480 there's a special little ballsh of me. But I'm going 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.600 to buy a nice red, a really nice pepper. What 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:11.240 do you want done? 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:13.840 I want you said you drink methylated spirits? 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:16.719 Yeah? No, God, have you have you? Have you? No shame? 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:18.880 What but be bad for my heartburn? 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:21.880 Where Di recond method would be better for it? 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:23.840 Take me for a margarita after this. 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:26.279 Yeah, we'll take take me down. 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:27.960 Luigi and I to my little place. 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:30.600 Take me down to the margarita city where the. 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:33.760 Grass is green and no white tiles. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.040 Heather, what's that? 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:37.040 Okay? 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.560 Do just see a flashback of Trent for a second. 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.840 Then, Dad, I want to bring up because you just 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.920 got back from PMG this week. You've had a big 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:49.360 month White House, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, pap New Guinea yep, 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:50.080 with the Prime. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:52.080 Minister, Prime Minister marape Can. 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:55.520 I ask what did you do over there? What was 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:57.120 the purpose of you actually going out, because you never 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:58.320 really explain why you are. 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.520 Well, the Prime Minister invited me as a guest to 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:04.600 go over and for what it was just basically like 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:06.680 they had a few things on there. The big thing 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.720 is he they just wanted to show me the progress, 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:15.280 the progression of rugby league there and I think also 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:18.840 show the city because there is. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:20.200 Some improvements going on in the city. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.760 True from twenty years ago, it's an enormous difference. They've 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:26.320 cleaned up enormously, Like a lot of times. When I 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.240 was there twenty years ago, they picked up an airport 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.760 in an armored vehicle with military and you drove to 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.000 a compound. Man, I was walking around the streets there. 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:38.039 Oh really, yeah, I was, so, how have they cleaned 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:38.640 things up? 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:43.600 Well? No, no, no, there was there was. Well to 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.760 give you an idea, and people twenty years ago, on 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:49.039 most corners there were gangs and they'll called the Rascal 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:53.360 Gangs and they basically they made at times Port Moresby 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:57.680 that was almost at times regarded as lawless. But in 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.560 the last twenty years they have cleaned it up remarkably. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.000 It is a vastly different city. So the point that 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:04.599 I think one of the reasons I wanted to go 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.000 over there is people talking about going to P and 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:09.159 G straight away and go, oh my god, you know, 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:10.839 why would you want to live there? How hard would 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:13.640 that be, particularly being a woman. But when I went 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.760 in there, it was it was a big difference. It's 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:20.440 made huge strides really, and I think and I went 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:23.440 to the two a couple of villages and just meeting 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:24.200 the people. 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:25.960 Up on the mountains that last time. 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:27.840 I didn't go up to the hooly. Although the Prime 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:31.160 Minister is a hoolie, it's from the holy tribe. Yes, 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:35.120 And we went around, We went we went to we 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.359 went around the city, We went to some of the 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:40.960 villages there. It is just people. It is a remarkable country. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.719 Was there a case of mistaken identity when the children 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:44.839 were mubbing you at the beach? 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.760 As far as what thinking I. 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:53.200 Was Tom Cruise? Actually Tom Cruise, Well, short brown hair. 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:54.080 That's a load blow. 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:56.520 Well after we were trying to be nice to you. You 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:58.240 don't making it easy now you just turned on our 0:06:58.240 --> 0:06:59.640 fearless Tom. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:02.799 Cruise is but symbol to many women. 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:06.720 Excellent. When but when you go over there, like you know, 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:10.320 if if people are involved in rugby league may event 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.960 sort of overal level. You have to actually brace yourself 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:18.400 because you'll get an unbelievable shock. Like literally, and I 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.520 know it's strange, but when you when I hopped out 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:22.800 of the car, as soon as kids see you, there'll 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:24.960 be like one hundred kids around you. And it's not 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:29.440 there's not threatening at all. They are just so unbelievably excited. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:31.880 It's going to they're asking about you guys, like they 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:34.520 asked one one kid asked about true Mate. Guess who's 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:37.160 the star there? Leon from the show is and people 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:40.640 are asking about Leon. They watch every they watch every game, 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:44.360 they watch every show. It's it's the national sport there 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.640 and people. I've said to people, for mate, you got 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:48.480 to understand that you're getting it to religion. Mat It's 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.480 bigger than religion. It's it's life. 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:52.440 Was there any point there you didn't feel safe? 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.080 Like, was there any not at all? 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:56.400 So you didn't stay in a compound, you'd just stay 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:57.680 in a normalhel. 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.760 You stay, you stay at a hotel and you go 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.440 through the security at the hotel. 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:05.600 Oh yeah, in Geneta and they checked the carts. 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:09.160 But but it was people are We always talk about 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:14.000 hospitality and how good is but g people are every 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:17.120 bit as warm and it was just unbelievable. One of 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.880 the villages I went to, most of the cricketers and 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.000 and regul league players come from their village in Port 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:24.960 Moore's a lot of them come from there. It's really 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:28.200 sporting it. Every single person was wearing jerseys and the 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:31.520 people are just they are just so nice. When we 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:33.600 went down to Ella Beach, they said, go down to 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:35.400 Eller Beach. Are the main beach. 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.520 Their beach is nice? Are they like lovely beaches? 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:42.120 Yeah? Yeah, they're nice beaches. And went down particularly around 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:45.480 the islands like Connor Watson, you know, like he's he's 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:49.200 he's signed there and I was talking to him. He 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:50.880 shaved me a picture he went out to an island 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:54.400 which is nearby, and it was it is like paradise 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:58.280 and it's untouched and diving and everything. There Over the 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:01.000 other side of the island there's surfing. 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:01.480 The sharks there. 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:03.160 I was going to ask the same thing. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:06.200 Yeah, yeah, of course, I don't know if they got 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:10.240 but there would be there'd be sharks, but it was 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:12.160 it was just an other beach. When you went down there, 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.640 you go down a dusk and I would liken it too. 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:17.920 There was like a thousand or more kids down there 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:23.040 just playing touch, tackle, passing, kicking. I'd liken it to 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:26.160 just think of a picture of copad Gamahanna Beach. They 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.240 shot to get a dusk in Brazil of all the 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.679 kids down there playing soccer. But it was rabby Luke. 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:31.959 I heard they stole your heart. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:36.959 Okay, here's funny story. Charge that no, no, and backstage chat. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:40.080 It's a prom podcast, make it a world. 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:42.080 I hope you hope you let them keep it. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:45.040 I've got there and I'm getting the kids all around. Anyway, 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:48.000 someone just flipped the hat off, you know. I mean 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:50.640 there's about a hundred people around, so it's no big 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:51.880 dood of low. I didn't think of it. So I 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:53.560 went down to the beach, was doing a little bit 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.320 of coaching, but some of the kids and everything. I 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:57.000 hop back in the car forty minutes later to go 0:09:57.480 --> 0:10:01.080 and this kid hand this this young girl reaches singing it, 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:05.160 hands me back the hat. The cameraman said, what had happened? 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:08.280 This guy had reshown, got the hat, and four young 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:11.240 kids chased him, tackled him, got the hat off him. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:13.559 I hope you give it to her. 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:17.120 My dad left on the plane after all that, but 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:20.600 it was it was a great experience, and the kids. 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:23.120 Went mister John's, mister Johns, we know you have no hair. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:29.120 You want to come? Yeah, they took that. No, you 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.440 can have came flying off with it. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.760 Remember when we went on the crew like a river 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:39.920 cruise and livesim Barbwie and there were guys dancing and 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.000 singing at the thing and he kept looking at his 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.200 shoes and he wanted your shoes. And I'm like, man, 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:47.760 giv him your shoes. So Matt blessed did they actually did? 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:48.360 He did? 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:53.760 The guys had his feet was size just his toes. 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:55.960 Was he like a homeless guy? 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:57.400 Was a performer. 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:57.719 He was. 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:00.720 But one of the things over there we had that 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:03.240 we had the dinner, but I had to look at 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.760 the only for about ten minutes. They took me Michael 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:09.200 Shamus and Laurna McPherson. Lorna McPherson is a Scottish woman 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:12.720 who is the CEO. She was involved with Digit Cell 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.400 over there when it was really struggling. She's made it 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:21.880 into a powerhouse, the Chiefs mobile phones and mobile phones 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:25.560 and phone networks. But she she's CEO of the Chiefs. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.079 She is a powerhouse. One day she could she could 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:29.480 be the boss of the league. I said to her, 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.640 have you met Rebecca Frazell? She goes, I know, I haven't. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:36.760 I said, you two together really would be like a cyclone. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.080 What's the other famous McPherson. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:43.520 But they give me a bit little bit of a 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:46.120 tour just about where the Chiefs players will live at 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:47.920 the end of the day to building side at the moment. 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:51.320 But look, there's going to be challenges there, like you 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.160 know that that's sort of living is not for everyone. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:55.240 But the thing about the Chiefs talking to them and 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:59.800 the trip there wasn't about the Chiefs. It was they 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.080 are fully aware what the challenges are, like the closed 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:05.160 in living. But the thing about it is talking to 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:09.040 Michael Sheamus about their recruitment, he said, we when we're 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:11.600 looking to recruit a player, we're going he said, it's 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:14.880 forensic detail. We're going through on their instagram everything, who 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:18.320 they are, who their partner is, everything the types are 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:20.720 and they're closed and live and you come there and 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:21.640 some people fall out. 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.560 I reckon they'd be doing deep dive like a job resume. 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:26.560 They be character referencing, you know, I mean not just 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.040 ringing ex coaches, but they'd be ringing like people that 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:30.920 know the partners and the family as well. 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:37.480 People have to realize that someone's Instagram tells a lot 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:41.199 about them. Someone that's just posting pictures on themselves in 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:45.959 bikinis all the time or whatever, that's the type of person, right. 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:47.480 That What does that tell you about that person. 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.640 As opposed to the person that's posting pictures of their buppy. 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:51.720 Yeah, what is that? 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.320 We should go back. We should do something next week 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:56.200 where we go back and even koube if you came 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:58.480 through this episode, go back as deep as you can 0:12:58.520 --> 0:12:59.760 to your first days of Facebook. 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:03.520 As see, I've cleaned that ship right up, that ship 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.160 right because I went to an r P A my 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:07.200 first year at Storm. They sent all the young guys 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:10.440 to an r P A day and the social media 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:13.320 guy gets out there, goes through all like everyone whose 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:15.840 names are gone, go through all your instagram that see 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:18.599 what's on Facebook? What's what you posted about there? Was 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:23.200 appropriate or not appropriate? And then it was your example. 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:26.120 It was like five examples of me and Jamie Salmon. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.240 Jam And Salmon was in my group there as well 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:31.080 with that young guys. A lot of him like drinking 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:32.920 and that a lot of me drinking. Me with a 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:36.280 dead duck holding it by the neck a shotgun. Yeah, 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.360 and he was like, probably can't post about you killing 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:42.000 duck and killer duck New Zealand on my rugby union talk. 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.320 He definitely just wanted to let people know that he's killed. 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:51.240 Okay, full transparency. I didn't shoot it, but I posed 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:54.640 with it. The guy we were staying with. I've always 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.720 had a fear of apart from you love animals, I don't, 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:01.280 but I love a death even more. And I loved 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:05.040 the taste of duck, particularly peaking duck. But I've always 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:07.400 had a fear of I've always had a fear of 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.040 recoil on a gun because everyone's growing up. I'd watch 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.360 videos of like people trying to shoot desert eagles and 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:17.319 then bang break their nose eles like the handgun. Yeah, 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:19.840 have you never heard of that? I never wouldn't have 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.160 thought you would have, but a lot of tiktoks and 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.120 that redborn people break their nose. So I've always had 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:27.040 a fear of shooting. So I didn't shoot the shotgun, 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.040 but I supported him while he shot it. I actually 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:30.880 shot my first gun this year in Vegas. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:34.440 And yeah, because so for people that we might have 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.920 spoken about it before, but we did like a shooting 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:40.200 at his range, like in the desert in Vegas, and 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.480 all the produced producers on The Old Man's Show, they 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.640 all like have the footage in like four K and 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.360 like crazy slow mo frames and stuff like that. I'm 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.400 not sure it was going to get used, but Cooper 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:54.480 getting there was like, I've never seen Cooper's so nervous. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.360 I'm afraid of King. I've had some people afraid of spiders, 0:14:57.360 --> 0:15:00.640 snakes scared Jack your spiders automatic we and we shot it. 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:01.280 It's scary. 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:05.120 I'm afraid of I don't responsibility. 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:09.600 I'll say, I'll say one thing, but like they being silent. 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:18.600 The Grand White tiles. You put a tear drop, you 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:20.560 want to be careful. That means that you've been to 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:21.800 jail and you've got a partner. 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.160 No, a tearjop means you've killed someone. 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.360 Now it doesn't. Yes, it does, now, it doesn't. It 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:28.000 means you've been to jail and had sex. 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:28.680 No, it doesn't. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:29.120 It does. 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:31.840 That why you're trying to get tear drop tattooed on 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.880 your face when you're young. Tearjop means you've killed people. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:36.960 Every tear jop is a murder. 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:38.479 I disagree. 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:40.880 So when you see like people in the street tear 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:43.280 job tatoos, you thought that they like when they. 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.280 Have multiple I think they've had prison sex. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.119 No, they probably. 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.600 Haven't publicizing it. 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:51.360 Also, have you looked at how Trisha has drawn a 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:52.600 tear that it. 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:55.880 Looks like fish One of those Jesus fishes. 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:59.400 It actually is. Well, it's good to have you back, man. 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:01.760 It is with a just a quickly funny story. But 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:06.040 when we went to the to the Prime Minister's dinner, 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:08.280 I was on table too, and I thought, oh god, 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.200 that's strange. I've been invited by him. And next minute 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:13.280 he was about to come in and they come scrambling 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.480 grab me and throw me as prime minister. And I 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:21.360 was like, now what happened just beforehand was almost I 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:26.240 would describe as international incident. I go to the toilet, 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:30.120 walk into the toilet and there's only one cubicle, so 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:33.440 I'm absolutely hanging for their waiting for the going to 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:37.560 ride any time I need to. I need to evacuate 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:40.240 my bows waits this. So I get on there and 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:41.720 I'm just thinking, okay, it's going to be in me, 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:43.520 and I've got to really punch it out. So I'm 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:45.400 punching it out to beauty too, because. 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.280 I'll just usually you like to take your time. 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:49.840 I was going to take my suit off, but I thought, no, 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:51.840 liave it on. It's going to be quick. So I 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.080 start punching it out because I've just been having a 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:55.640 flight and I've been a little bit constipateous, you know 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:57.720 what that's like. I really punched that first one out 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:00.720 and the rest follows, and boom boom boom, and suddenly 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.080 I look around and there's no toilet paper. Oh no, 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.440 I I look around. There's no toilet paper. So I 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:09.240 go okay, So, not thinking, I just go right. I 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:11.560 pulled the pants up a little bit and the undies dangling. 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:15.840 I go out. Then realize last second that there's only one. 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:18.439 Only one toilet yeah, so I go, oh. 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:20.080 Now I'm going to have to take a big chance here. 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:23.960 So I don't understand with the new ones, explain it? 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:25.639 So where were you going to hang on? 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:28.760 Are you saying that you sort of just dangled the undies? 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:32.240 You walk dangled the undies but undies, but then did 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:33.359 my pants. 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:35.560 Up, so you were kind of walking just with floating 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:36.600 between like a duck. 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:40.680 And I've got it up and I've gone out. There's 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:44.600 no other there's no other cubicles, so I've got after 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:48.720 toilet paper. Right, great story. Now anyway, as I've come out, 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:50.520 I've gone right out. What am I going to do here? 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:52.840 I can't sit this. The Prime Minister just smelling of ship, 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:55.760 So I said right, Okay, just take a chance. So 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:58.679 I've just gone over, just opened up the women's toilet, 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:01.919 just charge to the pull the strips down, done the 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:05.400 paperwork out, sitting down prime ministers a minute later. 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:10.399 Wash them, wash those hands, I hope. So I mean, 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:14.720 is it frownd? Okay? Do you wash like I really 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:17.680 only wash after a too. I'm not really a one washer. 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:20.880 Do you wash over everything but you're clean free? 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:22.280