Speaker 1: What did you say, I just want to be drunk
Speaker 1: or asleep.
Speaker 2: Well, I can do one of those things for you.
Speaker 2: Sleep as soon as Dad gets started on his stories.
Speaker 1: Oh no, renovation will kill me.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We're in the midst of a people and you
Speaker 3: know at the start, well, what we're like that pub
Speaker 3: that's going through Reno's in the only room that stays open,
Speaker 3: and the whole pub is the pokey room. But this
Speaker 3: time it is a podcast room. Around this podcast there
Speaker 3: is chaos.
Speaker 2: Well, can I also just say they've they've actually cut
Speaker 2: the electricity of the room. So we mean Jack came
Speaker 2: in and set it up and we have now we
Speaker 2: have external cables that just provide like free lance electricity.
Speaker 4: It's from the free lance electricity.
Speaker 2: We're renting it.
Speaker 4: That's a bigger stuff than the Grand Jester.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah, run just had to do libraries, right,
Speaker 2: and you don't have to do libraries often explain liveraries.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so when you hear you know, like hey
Speaker 2: it's Maddie John's or hey it's Maddie John's son or
Speaker 2: Nannie John's's wife, and they proceed to talk about, you know,
Speaker 2: an advertisement of sorts. That's what we call the livearied
Speaker 2: in the industry, and Trisha has been lucky enough to
Speaker 2: be blessed. Blessing us with her vocal cords coming up
Speaker 2: next week in the libraries. Just stay tuned to have
Speaker 2: a listen to them in next week's episodes because they
Speaker 2: She just it took ten minutes to record liveraies that
Speaker 2: should have taken about two minutes because.
Speaker 1: She kept actually.
Speaker 2: Grand gesture and kept saying the Grand Jester, yes.
Speaker 1: Ye really stressed like about I'm on the edge man.
Speaker 1: You need to look after.
Speaker 3: You, to look after you today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, the only thing I've chosen is my
Speaker 1: floorboards to.
Speaker 4: Come your nerves. A lucky thing for you is that
Speaker 4: you married the grand Jester.
Speaker 2: And my favorite thing is you said the only thing
Speaker 2: you've chosen is the floorboards you and dad have You
Speaker 2: and Dad have been fighting today, well sort of seen
Speaker 2: my fighting was funny because the one thing Dad had
Speaker 2: an input in you went above his head and chose them,
Speaker 2: and he just that.
Speaker 3: Was Patricia's Actually Tricia's gone. She can see that now.
Speaker 3: It's just that Tricia's had so many things to do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was a lever sight. So at the bat, Tricia
Speaker 3: wanted to put white tiles, and I said, Trisha, we
Speaker 3: put white tiles, They're going to be filthy and all
Speaker 3: we're going to do is clean them all the time.
Speaker 3: She agreed, and then we go actually goes and I've
Speaker 3: decided to put the white tiles in. There was just
Speaker 3: a pause, which was enough.
Speaker 2: Why can I ask her? What went through your head?
Speaker 3: Would be thinking? Babe?
Speaker 1: I couldn't find another option. I went, it looked beautiful,
Speaker 1: it would have looked beautiful.
Speaker 3: Well, well there's no.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know. But then I thought about the
Speaker 1: people I live with and the dog, and then boarders
Speaker 1: on the grass, and yeah, I don't know what we're
Speaker 1: going to do.
Speaker 3: Well then yeah, okay, we'll find it. It's fine tolls.
Speaker 3: There's toills everywhere.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's the positive thing, is like, we're not short
Speaker 2: of options. What I think for your problem is the
Speaker 2: way your brain works. You have too many options, and
Speaker 2: then you and then you over and then like that,
Speaker 2: then you overthink and then all of a sudden, what
Speaker 2: you thought was a good idea yesterday, You come in
Speaker 2: the builders halfway through hammering into a wall that you're
Speaker 2: told into a remove, and you go, actually, I don't
Speaker 2: want that ball there anymore.
Speaker 1: No, that's not true. Too much going on, that's that's
Speaker 1: not true yet. There is a lot going on, like when.
Speaker 4: You're trying to pronounce King Gizzard and the wizard Lizard.
Speaker 1: And the wizard Lizard. Isn't that the guy on the
Speaker 1: boat in Budapest?
Speaker 3: In Istanbul, they're a huge band in Turkey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's pronounced budapeshe but but.
Speaker 3: This is Istanbul. Different, shitty.
Speaker 4: My favorite actor is Joe Pesty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, he's off to a flying start, Ladies, John's
Speaker 3: hold the phone blocking out of a barrier. Four.
Speaker 1: Someone get me a drink, anything, even drink metho.
Speaker 4: At this we don't like, we don't know what's in
Speaker 4: the house. Cube available, you have a little geeze around.
Speaker 2: I tell what I'll do, Okay, what I'm going to
Speaker 2: do after this, because I'm about to burst into tears
Speaker 2: like behind my own really, yeah, I hope you do ratings.
Speaker 3: We're going to look to look forward to what I'm
Speaker 3: going to do do after this. I'm going to go
Speaker 3: there's a special little ballsh of me. But I'm going
Speaker 3: to buy a nice red, a really nice pepper. What
Speaker 3: do you want done?
Speaker 2: I want you said you drink methylated spirits?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, God, have you have you? Have you? No shame?
Speaker 1: What but be bad for my heartburn?
Speaker 3: Where Di recond method would be better for it?
Speaker 1: Take me for a margarita after this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll take take me down.
Speaker 1: Luigi and I to my little place.
Speaker 2: Take me down to the margarita city where the.
Speaker 3: Grass is green and no white tiles.
Speaker 2: Heather, what's that?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Do just see a flashback of Trent for a second.
Speaker 2: Then, Dad, I want to bring up because you just
Speaker 2: got back from PMG this week. You've had a big
Speaker 2: month White House, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, pap New Guinea yep,
Speaker 2: with the Prime.
Speaker 3: Minister, Prime Minister marape Can.
Speaker 2: I ask what did you do over there? What was
Speaker 2: the purpose of you actually going out, because you never
Speaker 2: really explain why you are.
Speaker 3: Well, the Prime Minister invited me as a guest to
Speaker 3: go over and for what it was just basically like
Speaker 3: they had a few things on there. The big thing
Speaker 3: is he they just wanted to show me the progress,
Speaker 3: the progression of rugby league there and I think also
Speaker 3: show the city because there is.
Speaker 1: Some improvements going on in the city.
Speaker 3: True from twenty years ago, it's an enormous difference. They've
Speaker 3: cleaned up enormously, Like a lot of times. When I
Speaker 3: was there twenty years ago, they picked up an airport
Speaker 3: in an armored vehicle with military and you drove to
Speaker 3: a compound. Man, I was walking around the streets there.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, I was, so, how have they cleaned
Speaker 1: things up?
Speaker 3: Well? No, no, no, there was there was. Well to
Speaker 3: give you an idea, and people twenty years ago, on
Speaker 3: most corners there were gangs and they'll called the Rascal
Speaker 3: Gangs and they basically they made at times Port Moresby
Speaker 3: that was almost at times regarded as lawless. But in
Speaker 3: the last twenty years they have cleaned it up remarkably.
Speaker 3: It is a vastly different city. So the point that
Speaker 3: I think one of the reasons I wanted to go
Speaker 3: over there is people talking about going to P and
Speaker 3: G straight away and go, oh my god, you know,
Speaker 3: why would you want to live there? How hard would
Speaker 3: that be, particularly being a woman. But when I went
Speaker 3: in there, it was it was a big difference. It's
Speaker 3: made huge strides really, and I think and I went
Speaker 3: to the two a couple of villages and just meeting
Speaker 3: the people.
Speaker 1: Up on the mountains that last time.
Speaker 3: I didn't go up to the hooly. Although the Prime
Speaker 3: Minister is a hoolie, it's from the holy tribe. Yes,
Speaker 3: And we went around, We went we went to we
Speaker 3: went around the city, We went to some of the
Speaker 3: villages there. It is just people. It is a remarkable country.
Speaker 1: Was there a case of mistaken identity when the children
Speaker 1: were mubbing you at the beach?
Speaker 3: As far as what thinking I.
Speaker 1: Was Tom Cruise? Actually Tom Cruise, Well, short brown hair.
Speaker 3: That's a load blow.
Speaker 2: Well after we were trying to be nice to you. You
Speaker 2: don't making it easy now you just turned on our
Speaker 2: fearless Tom.
Speaker 1: Cruise is but symbol to many women.
Speaker 3: Excellent. When but when you go over there, like you know,
Speaker 3: if if people are involved in rugby league may event
Speaker 3: sort of overal level. You have to actually brace yourself
Speaker 3: because you'll get an unbelievable shock. Like literally, and I
Speaker 3: know it's strange, but when you when I hopped out
Speaker 3: of the car, as soon as kids see you, there'll
Speaker 3: be like one hundred kids around you. And it's not
Speaker 3: there's not threatening at all. They are just so unbelievably excited.
Speaker 3: It's going to they're asking about you guys, like they
Speaker 3: asked one one kid asked about true Mate. Guess who's
Speaker 3: the star there? Leon from the show is and people
Speaker 3: are asking about Leon. They watch every they watch every game,
Speaker 3: they watch every show. It's it's the national sport there
Speaker 3: and people. I've said to people, for mate, you got
Speaker 3: to understand that you're getting it to religion. Mat It's
Speaker 3: bigger than religion. It's it's life.
Speaker 2: Was there any point there you didn't feel safe?
Speaker 3: Like, was there any not at all?
Speaker 1: So you didn't stay in a compound, you'd just stay
Speaker 1: in a normalhel.
Speaker 3: You stay, you stay at a hotel and you go
Speaker 3: through the security at the hotel.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, in Geneta and they checked the carts.
Speaker 3: But but it was people are We always talk about
Speaker 3: hospitality and how good is but g people are every
Speaker 3: bit as warm and it was just unbelievable. One of
Speaker 3: the villages I went to, most of the cricketers and
Speaker 3: and regul league players come from their village in Port
Speaker 3: Moore's a lot of them come from there. It's really
Speaker 3: sporting it. Every single person was wearing jerseys and the
Speaker 3: people are just they are just so nice. When we
Speaker 3: went down to Ella Beach, they said, go down to
Speaker 3: Eller Beach. Are the main beach.
Speaker 1: Their beach is nice? Are they like lovely beaches?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, they're nice beaches. And went down particularly around
Speaker 3: the islands like Connor Watson, you know, like he's he's
Speaker 3: he's signed there and I was talking to him. He
Speaker 3: shaved me a picture he went out to an island
Speaker 3: which is nearby, and it was it is like paradise
Speaker 3: and it's untouched and diving and everything. There Over the
Speaker 3: other side of the island there's surfing.
Speaker 2: The sharks there.
Speaker 1: I was going to ask the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, of course, I don't know if they got
Speaker 3: but there would be there'd be sharks, but it was
Speaker 3: it was just an other beach. When you went down there,
Speaker 3: you go down a dusk and I would liken it too.
Speaker 3: There was like a thousand or more kids down there
Speaker 3: just playing touch, tackle, passing, kicking. I'd liken it to
Speaker 3: just think of a picture of copad Gamahanna Beach. They
Speaker 3: shot to get a dusk in Brazil of all the
Speaker 3: kids down there playing soccer. But it was rabby Luke.
Speaker 2: I heard they stole your heart.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's funny story. Charge that no, no, and backstage chat.
Speaker 3: It's a prom podcast, make it a world.
Speaker 1: I hope you hope you let them keep it.
Speaker 3: I've got there and I'm getting the kids all around. Anyway,
Speaker 3: someone just flipped the hat off, you know. I mean
Speaker 3: there's about a hundred people around, so it's no big
Speaker 3: dood of low. I didn't think of it. So I
Speaker 3: went down to the beach, was doing a little bit
Speaker 3: of coaching, but some of the kids and everything. I
Speaker 3: hop back in the car forty minutes later to go
Speaker 3: and this kid hand this this young girl reaches singing it,
Speaker 3: hands me back the hat. The cameraman said, what had happened?
Speaker 3: This guy had reshown, got the hat, and four young
Speaker 3: kids chased him, tackled him, got the hat off him.
Speaker 1: I hope you give it to her.
Speaker 3: My dad left on the plane after all that, but
Speaker 3: it was it was a great experience, and the kids.
Speaker 2: Went mister John's, mister Johns, we know you have no hair.
Speaker 2: You want to come? Yeah, they took that. No, you
Speaker 2: can have came flying off with it.
Speaker 1: Remember when we went on the crew like a river
Speaker 1: cruise and livesim Barbwie and there were guys dancing and
Speaker 1: singing at the thing and he kept looking at his
Speaker 1: shoes and he wanted your shoes. And I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: giv him your shoes. So Matt blessed did they actually did?
Speaker 1: He did?
Speaker 3: The guys had his feet was size just his toes.
Speaker 2: Was he like a homeless guy?
Speaker 1: Was a performer.
Speaker 4: He was.
Speaker 3: But one of the things over there we had that
Speaker 3: we had the dinner, but I had to look at
Speaker 3: the only for about ten minutes. They took me Michael
Speaker 3: Shamus and Laurna McPherson. Lorna McPherson is a Scottish woman
Speaker 3: who is the CEO. She was involved with Digit Cell
Speaker 3: over there when it was really struggling. She's made it
Speaker 3: into a powerhouse, the Chiefs mobile phones and mobile phones
Speaker 3: and phone networks. But she she's CEO of the Chiefs.
Speaker 3: She is a powerhouse. One day she could she could
Speaker 3: be the boss of the league. I said to her,
Speaker 3: have you met Rebecca Frazell? She goes, I know, I haven't.
Speaker 3: I said, you two together really would be like a cyclone.
Speaker 2: What's the other famous McPherson.
Speaker 3: But they give me a bit little bit of a
Speaker 3: tour just about where the Chiefs players will live at
Speaker 3: the end of the day to building side at the moment.
Speaker 3: But look, there's going to be challenges there, like you
Speaker 3: know that that's sort of living is not for everyone.
Speaker 3: But the thing about the Chiefs talking to them and
Speaker 3: the trip there wasn't about the Chiefs. It was they
Speaker 3: are fully aware what the challenges are, like the closed
Speaker 3: in living. But the thing about it is talking to
Speaker 3: Michael Sheamus about their recruitment, he said, we when we're
Speaker 3: looking to recruit a player, we're going he said, it's
Speaker 3: forensic detail. We're going through on their instagram everything, who
Speaker 3: they are, who their partner is, everything the types are
Speaker 3: and they're closed and live and you come there and
Speaker 3: some people fall out.
Speaker 2: I reckon they'd be doing deep dive like a job resume.
Speaker 2: They be character referencing, you know, I mean not just
Speaker 2: ringing ex coaches, but they'd be ringing like people that
Speaker 2: know the partners and the family as well.
Speaker 1: People have to realize that someone's Instagram tells a lot
Speaker 1: about them. Someone that's just posting pictures on themselves in
Speaker 1: bikinis all the time or whatever, that's the type of person, right.
Speaker 2: That What does that tell you about that person.
Speaker 1: As opposed to the person that's posting pictures of their buppy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 4: We should go back. We should do something next week
Speaker 4: where we go back and even koube if you came
Speaker 4: through this episode, go back as deep as you can
Speaker 4: to your first days of Facebook.
Speaker 2: As see, I've cleaned that ship right up, that ship
Speaker 2: right because I went to an r P A my
Speaker 2: first year at Storm. They sent all the young guys
Speaker 2: to an r P A day and the social media
Speaker 2: guy gets out there, goes through all like everyone whose
Speaker 2: names are gone, go through all your instagram that see
Speaker 2: what's on Facebook? What's what you posted about there? Was
Speaker 2: appropriate or not appropriate? And then it was your example.
Speaker 2: It was like five examples of me and Jamie Salmon.
Speaker 2: Jam And Salmon was in my group there as well
Speaker 2: with that young guys. A lot of him like drinking
Speaker 2: and that a lot of me drinking. Me with a
Speaker 2: dead duck holding it by the neck a shotgun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he was like, probably can't post about you killing
Speaker 2: duck and killer duck New Zealand on my rugby union talk.
Speaker 4: He definitely just wanted to let people know that he's killed.
Speaker 2: Okay, full transparency. I didn't shoot it, but I posed
Speaker 2: with it. The guy we were staying with. I've always
Speaker 2: had a fear of apart from you love animals, I don't,
Speaker 2: but I love a death even more. And I loved
Speaker 2: the taste of duck, particularly peaking duck. But I've always
Speaker 2: had a fear of I've always had a fear of
Speaker 2: recoil on a gun because everyone's growing up. I'd watch
Speaker 2: videos of like people trying to shoot desert eagles and
Speaker 2: then bang break their nose eles like the handgun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: have you never heard of that? I never wouldn't have
Speaker 2: thought you would have, but a lot of tiktoks and
Speaker 2: that redborn people break their nose. So I've always had
Speaker 2: a fear of shooting. So I didn't shoot the shotgun,
Speaker 2: but I supported him while he shot it. I actually
Speaker 2: shot my first gun this year in Vegas.
Speaker 4: And yeah, because so for people that we might have
Speaker 4: spoken about it before, but we did like a shooting
Speaker 4: at his range, like in the desert in Vegas, and
Speaker 4: all the produced producers on The Old Man's Show, they
Speaker 4: all like have the footage in like four K and
Speaker 4: like crazy slow mo frames and stuff like that. I'm
Speaker 4: not sure it was going to get used, but Cooper
Speaker 4: getting there was like, I've never seen Cooper's so nervous.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid of King. I've had some people afraid of spiders,
Speaker 2: snakes scared Jack your spiders automatic we and we shot it.
Speaker 3: It's scary.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of I don't responsibility.
Speaker 4: I'll say, I'll say one thing, but like they being silent.
Speaker 3: The Grand White tiles. You put a tear drop, you
Speaker 3: want to be careful. That means that you've been to
Speaker 3: jail and you've got a partner.
Speaker 2: No, a tearjop means you've killed someone.
Speaker 3: Now it doesn't. Yes, it does, now, it doesn't. It
Speaker 3: means you've been to jail and had sex.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: It does.
Speaker 2: That why you're trying to get tear drop tattooed on
Speaker 2: your face when you're young. Tearjop means you've killed people.
Speaker 2: Every tear jop is a murder.
Speaker 3: I disagree.
Speaker 2: So when you see like people in the street tear
Speaker 2: job tatoos, you thought that they like when they.
Speaker 3: Have multiple I think they've had prison sex.
Speaker 2: No, they probably.
Speaker 1: Haven't publicizing it.
Speaker 2: Also, have you looked at how Trisha has drawn a
Speaker 2: tear that it.
Speaker 3: Looks like fish One of those Jesus fishes.
Speaker 2: It actually is. Well, it's good to have you back, man.
Speaker 3: It is with a just a quickly funny story. But
Speaker 3: when we went to the to the Prime Minister's dinner,
Speaker 3: I was on table too, and I thought, oh god,
Speaker 3: that's strange. I've been invited by him. And next minute
Speaker 3: he was about to come in and they come scrambling
Speaker 3: grab me and throw me as prime minister. And I
Speaker 3: was like, now what happened just beforehand was almost I
Speaker 3: would describe as international incident. I go to the toilet,
Speaker 3: walk into the toilet and there's only one cubicle, so
Speaker 3: I'm absolutely hanging for their waiting for the going to
Speaker 3: ride any time I need to. I need to evacuate
Speaker 3: my bows waits this. So I get on there and
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking, okay, it's going to be in me,
Speaker 3: and I've got to really punch it out. So I'm
Speaker 3: punching it out to beauty too, because.
Speaker 1: I'll just usually you like to take your time.
Speaker 3: I was going to take my suit off, but I thought, no,
Speaker 3: liave it on. It's going to be quick. So I
Speaker 3: start punching it out because I've just been having a
Speaker 3: flight and I've been a little bit constipateous, you know
Speaker 3: what that's like. I really punched that first one out
Speaker 3: and the rest follows, and boom boom boom, and suddenly
Speaker 3: I look around and there's no toilet paper. Oh no,
Speaker 3: I I look around. There's no toilet paper. So I
Speaker 3: go okay, So, not thinking, I just go right. I
Speaker 3: pulled the pants up a little bit and the undies dangling.
Speaker 3: I go out. Then realize last second that there's only one.
Speaker 4: Only one toilet yeah, so I go, oh.
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to have to take a big chance here.
Speaker 3: So I don't understand with the new ones, explain it?
Speaker 1: So where were you going to hang on?
Speaker 2: Are you saying that you sort of just dangled the undies?
Speaker 3: You walk dangled the undies but undies, but then did
Speaker 3: my pants.
Speaker 2: Up, so you were kind of walking just with floating
Speaker 2: between like a duck.
Speaker 3: And I've got it up and I've gone out. There's
Speaker 3: no other there's no other cubicles, so I've got after
Speaker 3: toilet paper. Right, great story. Now anyway, as I've come out,
Speaker 3: I've gone right out. What am I going to do here?
Speaker 3: I can't sit this. The Prime Minister just smelling of ship,
Speaker 3: So I said right, Okay, just take a chance. So
Speaker 3: I've just gone over, just opened up the women's toilet,
Speaker 3: just charge to the pull the strips down, done the
Speaker 3: paperwork out, sitting down prime ministers a minute later.
Speaker 2: Wash them, wash those hands, I hope. So I mean,
Speaker 2: is it frownd? Okay? Do you wash like I really
Speaker 2: only wash after a too. I'm not really a one washer.
Speaker 2: Do you wash over everything but you're clean free?
Speaker 3: I'm too, I'm a two man.
Speaker 1: Really, don't shake his hand people, You.
Speaker 2: Two are going to get some I don't think the.
Speaker 1: Dangle their doodle to splishy splash it, but splash doodle's
Speaker 1: not dirty, but the urine off the end, shaken.
Speaker 4: Dirt if it's been sitting in there all day at
Speaker 4: the end of the day and you've been walking around,
Speaker 4: it's not in the middle of summer.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I think the only thing you almost
Speaker 2: want to wash your hands before you do one that
Speaker 2: your hand your hands are dirty grabbing stuff, you wash it.
Speaker 2: You grab a clean you're grabbing a clean appendage and
Speaker 2: you're urinating with that. Why do we need to wash
Speaker 2: it after?
Speaker 1: Will wash it?
Speaker 2: Have that aim? And you're flinging at everything.
Speaker 3: As you're in going all over the wa would suggest
Speaker 3: that the penis is actually cleaner than a hair, than
Speaker 3: a hands, a hair, a hair like you know you
Speaker 3: touch so much rabbit. Yeah, now, as in on someone's face.
Speaker 3: So what I'd rather have a face on face, or
Speaker 3: hair on face, or a penis on my face. Give
Speaker 3: me a penis every day.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Okay, and you can quote him on that, people,
Speaker 1: I'm going.
Speaker 2: To I'm going to say a statement here. I think
Speaker 2: the penis is cleaner than the hand, and we should
Speaker 2: be starting to shake penises.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 1: What about under the balls, Well, we're not.
Speaker 3: That's that's a difference. So No Man's Land, yeah, I
Speaker 3: when you sometimes have a little bit of when you've
Speaker 3: done a lot of exercising, or you've been wearing speedo's
Speaker 3: too much, you get that jock right, Particularly prevalent in
Speaker 3: no man's land, which is no man's land sits between
Speaker 3: the scrotum and the anus. That little land under there.
Speaker 2: I think it's called the land down under, but I
Speaker 2: think it's called the gooch is the.
Speaker 4: Good dam Have you ever gotten chased from the goods?
Speaker 3: G ah, lots of times. Yeah, I've chased of massive chase.
Speaker 4: That's like army camp zone.
Speaker 2: The worst thing I've ever seen. Chris Lewis, who's now
Speaker 2: an assistant coach at the Canva Raiders, shout out to Louis.
Speaker 2: He on our army camp. He took his pants off
Speaker 2: and I haven't seen blood like it, just like just
Speaker 2: chafed in No man's land. And then it was just
Speaker 2: like and Brandon, we did this thing at the Storm
Speaker 2: where it was like you walk, you walk for five
Speaker 2: hours just in a line, on like day two of
Speaker 2: no sleep. They just they set out. Of course he's
Speaker 2: got to keep walking, and they say that they're tallying
Speaker 2: who can do the most laps of this thing. So
Speaker 2: you're just walking around on your own and allowed to speak.
Speaker 2: And at once stage I was walking, I thought I
Speaker 2: was loosinanting. I looked Brandon was on all fours and
Speaker 2: our physio Matt Barradine, who's now the phisio and Orange
Speaker 2: shwed up at the Brisbane Broncos, was just strapping his
Speaker 2: asshole because it was just chap. Brandon's big cheeks were
Speaker 2: chafing and it was just blood, just blood like the shining,
Speaker 2: just like the elevated doors in the Shining opening blood.
Speaker 3: I did once just for the hell of it. I
Speaker 3: actually shaved around my asshole right like in between the cheeks.
Speaker 3: It was summer, and what happens is the hair that
Speaker 3: is in there almost like yeah, yeah, but it protects it,
Speaker 3: almost like it holds the moisture, absorbs it.
Speaker 2: It's like the nostril shave. You're not supposed to shave
Speaker 2: your hairs because.
Speaker 1: That actually it protects it going in.
Speaker 2: So I imagine it's the same thing.
Speaker 3: Basically I had. I had sheer asshole either side just
Speaker 3: rubbing against each other, and it was like red rule.
Speaker 3: I've had a boil from don't if it was blood
Speaker 3: poisoning or whatever, but I had really bad jock right
Speaker 3: for ages and I got to boil on No Man's lamp. Wow.
Speaker 3: So when Trisha, me and Trish started going now it's
Speaker 3: to lay nude and Trisha used to put benadine on
Speaker 3: No Man's leab.
Speaker 2: Really, how are you still together? How on earth? What?
Speaker 2: At what point does the romance like? How far into
Speaker 2: that relationship is that?
Speaker 1: That was a month that was early. Yeah, I'd never
Speaker 1: known anyone to have jock crash a.
Speaker 3: Moment and I said, baby, and I just laid back
Speaker 3: with my legs like a starfish, and she just had
Speaker 3: the better doing just pulling it it. Actually it became
Speaker 3: part of our full play and that.
Speaker 2: It is not exactly the right color that you want,
Speaker 2: like in that area as well, because like that dark brown.
Speaker 1: Soy sauces never really needed that to go. It was yellow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: better fix it.
Speaker 3: Cure chrome was even better.
Speaker 2: Trician Jack, Do you have anything from your week, because
Speaker 2: I was thinking from my week want to bring up
Speaker 2: but if you so, you're just talking about like date,
Speaker 2: like dating in that back in the day. Because I
Speaker 2: watched First Dates on Channel seven for the first time
Speaker 2: this week and Matt Coople was on it.
Speaker 3: I heard that Matt Cooper.
Speaker 2: Was on it doing that first day. It's like a
Speaker 2: show where basically they roll in. It's actually a really
Speaker 2: good show. I enjoyed a good show. But you roll
Speaker 2: in and then just it's like they have a whole
Speaker 2: film casting crew, like in a restaurant. They just filmed
Speaker 2: the whole day.
Speaker 4: Is it sort of like the almost like the host
Speaker 4: is like the waiter when they bring you in.
Speaker 3: Yeah they do, yes, Yeah, it's just a conduit.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I was watching it with Uncle Joey. So he
Speaker 2: loves those shows, which so that's the thing. We saw
Speaker 2: the preview and I said, oh, we should watch it.
Speaker 3: Put on.
Speaker 2: I thought, he's going to hate this. He's going to
Speaker 2: be the last person on earth that dating he loves.
Speaker 2: He loves it. He loves drama that once, because there's
Speaker 2: like four couples going on at once, kind of like
Speaker 2: Seinfielder cut between all the different couples, and Joey go,
Speaker 2: there's this lady there from the Gold Coast, and he goes,
Speaker 2: I have a look at this thing. And he does no, way,
Speaker 2: and then like two minutes in his gone, They're going
Speaker 2: to be really good together, Kate. They're going to be
Speaker 2: really good together.
Speaker 3: These two.
Speaker 2: And Kate was going, I don't know. Andrew goes, no,
Speaker 2: you can just see it, see how he's looking at it,
Speaker 2: and see how and I was like, this is the
Speaker 2: side of Andrew I never knew existed.
Speaker 1: He's multifaceted. That boy's interesting, weird.
Speaker 2: And then he and then Kate got talking. She goes, Kate, oh,
Speaker 2: Joey remember our first date. Oh oh yeah, I said,
Speaker 2: I go what I what only could imagine? He goes,
Speaker 2: he didn't make eye contact. With me once. So obviously
Speaker 2: he's a bit like ADHD. You know, he like looks
Speaker 2: around in that, but he goes, I was that nervous.
Speaker 2: I couldn't look at her in the eye, so she said,
Speaker 2: he just kept pointing out ship on the walls of
Speaker 2: look at that. It's like, he goes. I thought he
Speaker 2: had like a social disorder or something because.
Speaker 3: He just would not really done.
Speaker 2: He just completely lacks social awareness and was like, you
Speaker 2: guys made I was that nervous.
Speaker 3: Funny, isn't He does love the drama.
Speaker 2: That's so bizarre to me because he shows a different
Speaker 2: side of himself sometimes. You know, I'm you know me, man,
Speaker 2: I just go out the back and I just in
Speaker 2: on a cool guy dropping on all the coops of
Speaker 2: the way. Hell bro, when he's in there just sipping
Speaker 2: having hot chocolate and sipping on.
Speaker 3: March loves drama. He loves it. Just sick for it,
Speaker 3: is Fletch. Really. He loves the MJ You don't really
Speaker 3: sort of get into the gos he loves. I don't
Speaker 3: mind a little bit drama. You don't really engage you guys.
Speaker 3: I'm sick for it.
Speaker 2: He loves a lot of those dating shows that don't
Speaker 2: doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but I mean I'm into maths. I love maps.
Speaker 3: When does that come back to?
Speaker 2: And ended? What the week before Magic Round?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still got a while ago.
Speaker 1: He's going to have to hang on till next year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 4: Speaking of days, actually, I took gem into mister Wong's
Speaker 4: on the weekend. I took a sister in the c
Speaker 4: she had an engagement party or something, and then we
Speaker 4: went into looking for restaurants. Walked into just by coincidence,
Speaker 4: about eight o'clock, walked into mister Wong's. Guess who's walking out.
Speaker 2: The same time? Was that a single guy on a date?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 3: Fledged?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: They love it.
Speaker 2: He loves it. He's for I saw you. He remember
Speaker 2: on his you didn't have seen this choice, but they
Speaker 2: clipped it up into a social thing. He was talking
Speaker 2: about his perfect day.
Speaker 1: He's perfect day.
Speaker 2: He's like on a Friday, him and his mates like
Speaker 2: beasts and all that. They go down to the Yeah,
Speaker 2: they golf. They leave their cars at the at the course.
Speaker 2: They have showers at the at the golf course. In
Speaker 2: the golf course, just leave all their cars. They go
Speaker 2: into a pub back the race, watch the races and
Speaker 2: sink like ten schooners.
Speaker 1: And this Friday or Saturday, it's a Friday.
Speaker 2: And then they all go into mister Wong.
Speaker 1: We bump into the number of times.
Speaker 2: Is that why he doesn't work on a Friday? Because
Speaker 2: is that the only reason? He just said, I don't
Speaker 2: work Friday.
Speaker 3: He doesn't work Friday's radio. That's his that's his day Friday.
Speaker 2: It's a pretty nice day.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 4: It's a great it is love it.
Speaker 3: Just say one thing about you're getting back on. We've
Speaker 3: got a lot of listeners there. People were coming to
Speaker 3: us talking about the podcast The Pilot on the way
Speaker 3: over set of the PA and we got many John's
Speaker 3: here and I'm a listener to the podcast, passing my
Speaker 3: best to Trish and the boys.
Speaker 2: And he didn't use our names.
Speaker 3: He did use your names, but he said he when
Speaker 3: we're at the dinner, this bloke goes, oh, mate, the Australian,
Speaker 3: the Australian High commission Officer going to be shortly he
Speaker 3: realizes to meet you. So when you hear the high
Speaker 3: Australian High commission Officer, you thinks sounds pretty stuffy. This
Speaker 3: bloke walks in I reckon. He's like sir Les Patterson,
Speaker 3: Patterson speaking up. He just comes out of his names.
Speaker 3: You and McDonald really good, Blake, hey made How are
Speaker 3: you mate? I loving the Feeling podcast, just real knock about.
Speaker 2: Oh really that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: Well your brother in law. It's a high commission officer
Speaker 1: in London. He was Uncle Martin.
Speaker 2: Uncle Martin was a high commissioner.
Speaker 4: Officer and one of the great coin collectors.
Speaker 2: Remember remember he used to Yeah, Uncle Martin showed out
Speaker 2: to him local d He's a d V and in camera,
Speaker 2: big time quester Connor light.
Speaker 3: If there's ever painting's new bedroom window the probably probably.
Speaker 2: Martin used to come back. I remember I collected money
Speaker 2: as a kid.
Speaker 1: Mate, you still are.
Speaker 2: Well, not for coin collecting, but I just any square,
Speaker 2: Like if mum or dad left coins around, guess what
Speaker 2: they're sea dogs. Now I'm taking them and I'm putting
Speaker 2: them in a little chest I have. Anyway, Martin came over,
Speaker 2: the pervert and he he was like, oh Chell was
Speaker 2: she coin collection? And went through took all my rare
Speaker 2: ones the intel. No, he did, I swear. I remember
Speaker 2: he paid me like the same value for it. But
Speaker 2: I found out later, like he made a fair wicked
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 4: He used to have a collection of ones that were
Speaker 4: like like they were done wrong, like you know, like
Speaker 4: the rings, faulty rings, so he'd always I remember that
Speaker 4: night he went through Cooper's. Cooper as a hoarder had
Speaker 4: this like massive piggybank of like everything from five to
Speaker 4: you know, two dollars coins, five cents to two dollar coins,
Speaker 4: and he just like went through it, and you remember
Speaker 4: he found like a twenty sound and it was double
Speaker 4: who had a double rim?
Speaker 2: Yeah, double rim and he was and he said a
Speaker 2: double rim, said Virginia room for a good night. That's
Speaker 2: just what virgin Yeah, that's his wife's name in case.
Speaker 4: And then he proceeded to say, hey, mate, this is
Speaker 4: worth nothing. I'll give you ten cents for it, probably
Speaker 4: for a million.
Speaker 3: My grandmother June had coin collection of all faulty ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they're there. They're the other they're the
Speaker 2: rarest because there's like a double headed queen one I
Speaker 2: believe something.
Speaker 1: Oh she wouldn't have been.
Speaker 3: But Jack will testimony that letting people know if Cooper
Speaker 3: was hanging around, do not leave anything valuable. When he
Speaker 3: used to go into triple Am. He used to take
Speaker 3: a backpack in there. Yeah, and I said, mate, there's
Speaker 3: nothing in the backpack. What's that for? Oh no, I'd
Speaker 3: just like to carry it with me. Okay. He would
Speaker 3: go around because it was the first thing in the morning. No,
Speaker 3: no staff there, Gary and stealing things off everyone's He
Speaker 3: once stole twenty dollars off Chamie Angels.
Speaker 4: Really, Jamie Angel is such a great name.
Speaker 2: It's a yeah. He was the content director there. I
Speaker 2: see it shows that I didn't discriminate.
Speaker 3: That I didn't.
Speaker 2: I just I wouldn't care. I'd steal off anyone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not scared to be last week. I come up
Speaker 3: with a night anything else.
Speaker 2: From did you have something from your week?
Speaker 1: I've got new friends now, okay, we've got my new friends.
Speaker 1: Told the trades and it's really interesting because mate, we
Speaker 1: talked footy. Yeah, and good like there's George who's big
Speaker 1: on dragons. He's been disappointed this season. George Paul the
Speaker 1: Joiner and he's a little bit of hope for Canterbury.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been a little bit.
Speaker 1: There Is this a way of getting in a roosters?
Speaker 2: Is this the way of getting cheaper building fees by
Speaker 2: shouting them all out.
Speaker 3: These other ways getting cheaper.
Speaker 1: I should have.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about Titans memberships. I pay more.
Speaker 1: I should have been a trading.
Speaker 3: What do you reckon? What have you done?
Speaker 1: What I do? Just around? I'm getting the terminology happening everything.
Speaker 1: I'm referring to millimeters?
Speaker 4: What kind of terminology you're picking up?
Speaker 1: What will we saying? The other day? And as he
Speaker 1: was very.
Speaker 4: Impressed and Anthony for everyone? Who is Tom slings his
Speaker 4: brother in law? Is he?
Speaker 2: No, he's not?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Why did you say that?
Speaker 4: I thought it was funny? Jack? Jack?
Speaker 2: Next time you think something's funny, keep it to yourself.
Speaker 4: Jack.
Speaker 3: Next time we think something's funny, just run it past us.
Speaker 3: Then we'll tell you and then you can do it.
Speaker 4: If I have If I have another funny thing to
Speaker 4: say in this podcast, I'm going to stop the podcast
Speaker 4: and run it past us before I can.
Speaker 1: Turn it off.
Speaker 3: A great idea.
Speaker 2: Turn everyone's mic down and we'll just make sure we
Speaker 2: check with it. Poor Tom slingsby mate, he's not going
Speaker 2: to be happy with that.
Speaker 4: He's doing all right. I think he's won everything, has he?
Speaker 4: I think? Yeah? The flying rum has been killing it.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I meant to tell you last
Speaker 1: week I was at the airport and I was killing
Speaker 1: myself laughing. You know how we have a joke about
Speaker 1: who are these people? Now? Who were these idiots that
Speaker 1: order extra hot coffee or tea or whatever.
Speaker 3: People who probably got problems.
Speaker 1: And then we sort of gave them benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1: Jack sort of said, maybe they're taking them to work
Speaker 1: and there's going to be some time that lapses to
Speaker 1: keep it. Okay, okay, this idiot. I heard him complaining
Speaker 1: to the poor lady that was working in the cafe,
Speaker 1: it burnt my tongue, and she went, you asked for
Speaker 1: it extra hot, just but it's burnt my tongue. What
Speaker 1: what else did he expect? And I was killing myself
Speaker 1: laughing in front of him, thought, well, what else would
Speaker 1: you expect?
Speaker 3: You may Jack, Jack, just run it past us for us.
Speaker 3: I was going to ask if he asked for Just
Speaker 3: hold on.
Speaker 1: That in case anyone needs to know.
Speaker 2: That's a hot one day, one day on the potty,
Speaker 2: and me and Dad are just going to sit back
Speaker 2: and act like producers and just going to be you
Speaker 2: and Jack.
Speaker 1: Jack.
Speaker 2: It'll be bloody.
Speaker 1: It'll be our time to shine.
Speaker 3: Let's get back to that story. What was waiting for
Speaker 3: the funny?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it ended. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: Do you know what that bloke probably had real problems. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it tastes well. Yeah he knows. Sometimes you just don't know.
Speaker 3: So maybe it wasn't nice to laugh. We'll bring it
Speaker 3: up because he might be a listener.
Speaker 1: He's not listening. I think it was a.
Speaker 3: Make a roll here, let's let's let's keep it right.
Speaker 3: And what else for you? Trish? Okay, if you want
Speaker 3: to be a trade what are your econtrician? Carpenter, plumber, lacky, electrician?
Speaker 2: David Lecky?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think? I'd like to be
Speaker 1: a joiner? What's that It makes all your wardrobes and
Speaker 1: cabinets and stuff because the design part of the re
Speaker 1: button buddy, listen to you.
Speaker 2: I'd like to be a carbentary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesus, it was Joseph. He come from a long
Speaker 3: line of carpenters.
Speaker 4: He's a shepherd.
Speaker 3: You're making John car a.
Speaker 2: Band of carpenters.
Speaker 1: No, they were the duo brother and sister.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: That was the first thing that Lean Gallagher said to
Speaker 1: you when you said your name.
Speaker 3: Yes, Matthew. He said he was a disciple, that was
Speaker 3: one of the apostle names. You know that, and I
Speaker 3: pretended I did.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I forgot.
Speaker 2: It is a carpenter, loads of Matt, Maddie.
Speaker 1: Martin, Maddie Martin, Madie Martin. Yeah, yeah, Matt Gilmore made
Speaker 1: Maddy Mackey.
Speaker 2: I mean we could name his son, imagine, we can
Speaker 2: name him for hours. But your segment that your teased
Speaker 2: last week, Yes, do you remember?
Speaker 3: This is a segment. It's called which One? Took me
Speaker 3: ages to work with this one. It's called which One? Now, Jack,
Speaker 3: you played for Newcastle on Souse, Cooper Melbourne and Manly
Speaker 3: Gonna asked you these serious of questions because oftentimes people
Speaker 3: who love the game will say, what is the difference
Speaker 3: between these two clubs and the sets of players? So, Philis,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask you a question, serious of questions. I
Speaker 3: want you to, one at a time come back to
Speaker 3: me on which one? Okay, okay, which club? Which club?
Speaker 3: Like Jack would go to you? When Newcastle Souse had
Speaker 3: the best single leader?
Speaker 4: Who was it best single leader?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Like do you mean like as like a captains on.
Speaker 2: The singles in like didn't wasn't in a relationship.
Speaker 3: Well, I think the one who's your name was for
Speaker 3: a while, so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I go something.
Speaker 3: He's the best by what by fair?
Speaker 2: Ja?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: By fair but also the time of his career too.
Speaker 4: I got him his last year of his career.
Speaker 2: Can I ask, does anyone come near him? Anyone? Like
Speaker 2: he said, who'd be a second? Because you had something
Speaker 2: Newcastle as well?
Speaker 4: Anyone else.
Speaker 3: That's so, I means now people played I played with
Speaker 3: see him said, there's no one's come close to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I I go, I'd go Camp Smith Smith,
Speaker 2: smid Dog.
Speaker 3: Did you play on the field camps?
Speaker 2: Yeah, certainly did did you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: I put up a bomb and Valentine Holmes brought it
Speaker 2: back and I it was actually a ship kick. It
Speaker 2: was very shallow. I still remember one of my favorite
Speaker 2: memories hit. I hit Valhond with everything and he dropped
Speaker 2: it just not not on an impact but on the
Speaker 2: ground like he dropped it, fumbled it on the back
Speaker 2: of my shoulder or something because he ran over me
Speaker 2: and Smitty grabbed me. It was my first involvement in
Speaker 2: the game. I come with the band. Smitty grabbed me
Speaker 2: and he was like, mate, he goes, that's that's a
Speaker 2: that's a great play, and I scramb. I was sitting
Speaker 2: there going boy, Smitty just said that was a great play.
Speaker 3: He's probably in there laughing, just literally.
Speaker 2: You know when you hit someone and you almost fall
Speaker 2: back with the momentum of them, That's what I did.
Speaker 2: I thought, I hit Vale with everything and falls narror.
Speaker 2: I watched it back the next day on video. I
Speaker 2: literally just caught him and rolled back with it.
Speaker 3: He okay, boys, the best two clubs out of the clubs,
Speaker 3: not not both. Indeed, like if he put those both
Speaker 3: sets of players together, the best two players, the.
Speaker 4: Best two players between both, I'm going to give Satdo
Speaker 4: a massive Like. John Sutton was pretty incredible. Didn't get
Speaker 4: to play a game with but I did train with
Speaker 4: him for his last year and then geez kp is
Speaker 4: hard to go past when he's when he's fit.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Johnny Sutton's one of the best players players
Speaker 3: he's ever He was.
Speaker 4: Just so smart man. He played the game like it
Speaker 4: was like when you watch you know how you like
Speaker 4: you watched Billy Slater and he'd always pick apart defenses
Speaker 4: like and through his like game planning through the week.
Speaker 4: So that was like so good like that on the
Speaker 4: run at training you could see it happen all the time.
Speaker 2: It's like play Origin didn't done by a lot of
Speaker 2: good back rollers. In best I'm going to go a
Speaker 2: little bit different than people might think. Ye I think
Speaker 2: as a half like I played a lot with a
Speaker 2: mole on that right side, particularly in the trials, just
Speaker 2: as good. I think the best back roller I've ever played.
Speaker 2: I played with some good ones, but just everything you
Speaker 2: could do, you could put it. If nothing was doing,
Speaker 2: you could just put a little like bomb up for him,
Speaker 2: and he competed like he scored off You can score
Speaker 2: off kicks, you can hit him early and he does
Speaker 2: his thing, and you can use.
Speaker 3: Him up in any other way. Take your word for
Speaker 3: it one.
Speaker 2: All right, it is your segment. I'm just trying to
Speaker 2: give you the time of day. Harry Grant second account.
Speaker 3: Boys Bush Club did the best Mad Monday.
Speaker 4: Ummmm, that's a great question.
Speaker 1: I'd like to play with Harry.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'll say this. I'll say I won't pick one.
Speaker 4: I'll pick two because and they were always the best
Speaker 4: Mad Mondays. We're both after COVID years, So twenty twenty
Speaker 4: had the house in twenty twenty one at the Nights.
Speaker 2: Nice okay, really sitting on the fence. I'll go Melbourne
Speaker 2: COVID twenty twenty after the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: What shenanigans? What dress ups?
Speaker 2: So not really dress ups because we couldn't go out
Speaker 2: because we're in a bubble. We couldn't go buy costumes.
Speaker 2: But just like we had the whole resort a twin
Speaker 2: waters to ourselves and just going like the whole thing
Speaker 2: was fanced off. People are trying to jump the fence
Speaker 2: and drink with us like public and.
Speaker 3: I just thought of something right there can podcast next
Speaker 3: We do fancy dress, but it's not fancy dress. We
Speaker 3: wear each other's clothes.
Speaker 2: Okay, who gets trish me?
Speaker 3: I was gonna get into pants something we boys? Okay,
Speaker 3: Jack to you if Newcastle and South those two playing
Speaker 3: groups got into an all in brawl thirty and thirteen,
Speaker 3: who wins.
Speaker 4: Out of everyone?
Speaker 3: Just what which class?
Speaker 1: Club?
Speaker 4: Club?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: That's hard, that is hard.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Actually, that's too hard a question.
Speaker 2: That's too hard a question.
Speaker 4: But I'll give you someone who I will single out
Speaker 4: as probably being one of the King of the Rings.
Speaker 4: Mitch Bunnett.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, So the Nights win and I've heard the
Speaker 3: other one to Jack Etherington. I've heard Jack Heatherington is
Speaker 3: by far the best fighter in the competition. A thrashing
Speaker 3: machine that storm stall.
Speaker 4: And throw the siem Sosaga who's down at Canberra now,
Speaker 4: so he had three years of SIMI Newcastle he can
Speaker 4: throw them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and that's a public notice till the people
Speaker 3: out there if you see him at the bar, don't
Speaker 3: fuck with them.
Speaker 2: I think mainly win that by country mile I reckon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they got some brawlers in there, some big bodies. Look
Speaker 2: a lot of those Melbourne boys. They love a beer.
Speaker 2: But Harry, Harry's not getting anywhere near taniela perseca.
Speaker 3: Look at the reach on the little bit, gotcha, gotcha?
Speaker 3: Okay with this Jack. If you were told that one
Speaker 3: of those clubs had five players in past football made
Speaker 3: twenty million dollars, who would it be? Which club the
Speaker 3: club of players to play with? You thought the group
Speaker 3: of players would have basically more likely to make a
Speaker 3: fortune post football Souse Boys than Newcastle.
Speaker 4: Probably the Newcastle Boys because there's a few young crew
Speaker 4: and they're like you know Kalen's and that, who are
Speaker 4: big like social media followings and that sort of stuff,
Speaker 4: although South has got some pretty big names like Latrell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, feel free to just stupid question.
Speaker 2: You're really sitting a it's not stupid if you just
Speaker 2: pick one side. I got Manly, the great real estate
Speaker 2: enthusiasts and turbos ninety nine Atah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like Monster was a bit of a mogul. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: ginger beer for a bit. Don't know where they hell
Speaker 2: that is anymore? Pretty sure that one. Now he's got
Speaker 2: the pub up there shut down soon runs run that
Speaker 2: straight into the ground.
Speaker 4: Don't worry about that Christian Welsh mate, he'd be going what's.
Speaker 2: He doing, welch, He's actually doing some coaching, like leadership
Speaker 2: coaching at Collingwood. So watch them go straight into the ground.
Speaker 3: About great which club had the big Which club had
Speaker 3: the most liars? Liars?
Speaker 4: Great one? I don't know.
Speaker 2: You've got to be taking the pier like what is
Speaker 2: that question?
Speaker 1: It's too nice, that's the thing. He's not going to
Speaker 1: put people.
Speaker 3: Please put people.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to scale that.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to go with South and to say
Speaker 4: this out.
Speaker 2: I reckon they would Yeah Melbourne for me, who's who's
Speaker 2: who's the leader that there's just just like between all
Speaker 2: the characters that we had down there, the Fox myself
Speaker 2: branded Munster, just the amount of salt and pepper on stories.
Speaker 2: You'd come in and Monster will tell a story and
Speaker 2: you go that didn't happen to go, nah, it didn't.
Speaker 2: Just there was so much bullshit in that changing room.
Speaker 3: Check out right out which one which set of players
Speaker 3: had the worst hygiene?
Speaker 4: I be yes, I bet it doesn't know it's Newcastle
Speaker 4: because Jade and Brawley sent a ringworm infestation through the
Speaker 4: whole Swart three years.
Speaker 2: That's actually the same still Melbourne as well. It was
Speaker 2: Tino sent the ringworm. He started a ringworm infestation. It's
Speaker 2: still it still lives on the rest of them. It's
Speaker 2: still breathing on the wrestle.
Speaker 1: No one think to throw out the bloody wrestle that.
Speaker 2: They cleaned it. They bacterial in fact that they put
Speaker 2: everyone on two doses of like this pill medication and
Speaker 2: there was no wrestling for two weeks, hoping that everyone
Speaker 2: could beat it. Tina, It's still lived somewhere in Tino.
Speaker 4: People laugh for people laughing at it. It was at
Speaker 4: Newcastle at one stage it was so bad. So there
Speaker 4: was like a period of like two weeks where they
Speaker 4: just had to stop wrestle and the whole all like
Speaker 4: facility needed to be clean and swabbed. I remember Danny
Speaker 4: Badia is telling me that like some of the equipment
Speaker 4: that was relatively new was like they were shocked by
Speaker 4: the results, Like oh really, yeah it was pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's going on.
Speaker 3: There we go. We found out a little bit about
Speaker 3: both playing groups.
Speaker 1: Well, Matthew, do me to ask you about your old
Speaker 1: teammates and clubs? You want me to do that, do you?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: I mean you spent the most time at the Nights
Speaker 1: the other just a year each. So who are the
Speaker 1: three best players that you played with the Nights apart
Speaker 1: from your brother?
Speaker 3: Okay, well I'm not going to say Chief Chiefs the
Speaker 3: best leader, but on playing Adam Muir, Robbie Davis look
Speaker 3: at it in the Grand Final and uh and the
Speaker 3: tite for the last one, Mattie Gidley and Adam McDougall.
Speaker 1: Okay, and what about two best players if you want a.
Speaker 3: Night out, I'd say Steve Crow karaoke joke, he's fun, yep.
Speaker 3: And the one Fello called Evan Cochran around for your club.
Speaker 3: Cocker was just very very funny, very very very funny man,
Speaker 3: delightful man. He had a seafood truck once. This is
Speaker 3: a very If you ever see me at the bar,
Speaker 3: people come up and ask me about the story on
Speaker 3: Evan Cochrane's seafood truck.
Speaker 1: The sponsors would enjoy the the way that he used
Speaker 1: to keep himself awake. Three funny. She played with the nights.
Speaker 3: Three funny. Later, Mark Hughes really dry, Mark Lanville MG
Speaker 3: was Mark Lenville is very very funny. And Scotty Connley
Speaker 3: the scrub pig from he was mad Blo Barnie Rubble
Speaker 3: and he didn't say funny things. He was just funny.
Speaker 3: Remember once like innocently funny. He walked up to the
Speaker 3: lady Mayoress of a newcastle we had a civic reception
Speaker 3: and said to her exact words, I need a ship
Speaker 3: where's the ship house?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: That's just that?
Speaker 3: He just like he didn't think it's anything wrong.
Speaker 1: But did she tell him?
Speaker 3: Yes? She pointed, she pointed, outside.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, out the door. Okay, who's a bloke You
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to get off side?
Speaker 3: Chief? I remember we played a trial game right against
Speaker 3: Tigers in Chief, Me and Joey and Chief you had
Speaker 3: different philosophies on football. Chief used to just be boys,
Speaker 3: settle down, let's take it, let's take it easy, play simple,
Speaker 3: And we're halftime and Chiefs talking to us, and he goes, boys,
Speaker 3: let's do a set. We just go five runs, simple,
Speaker 3: no Parson and kick to the corner. And he turned away,
Speaker 3: and then me and Joey turned looked at each other
Speaker 3: and started laughing as he turned back and mate, he
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, you're fucking smart ass. You want to
Speaker 3: fucking have a game really so you could see you
Speaker 3: read for such a nice Oh yeah man, oh yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Push those buttons yeah yeah, okay beside yourself and your brother. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who was your biggest fibb?
Speaker 3: The best one?
Speaker 1: Look, this is this had loads there.
Speaker 3: This is ironic. I mean, Joey, Joey was probably dead
Speaker 3: heap with this guy. Adam McDougall, Dougs was Duke's had
Speaker 3: this amazing ability. He'd lied here and you knew he
Speaker 3: was lying. He knew that you knew he was lying,
Speaker 3: and he just drive through it.
Speaker 2: He just wouldn't give up. Yeah, that's a great quality
Speaker 2: app that's ambitious. That no wonder. He started the Man Shake?
Speaker 1: Yes, and who had the worst hygiene?
Speaker 3: Worst hygiene? I'll say this about dogs one second before
Speaker 3: on the hygiene dougs. He used to talk all the
Speaker 3: time when we're playing, saying I'm going to start a
Speaker 3: protein powder, I'm going to do this stuff, and talking
Speaker 3: about formula. Mate. We used to just go yeah mate, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah sure. And he did the Man Shake seven hundred million.
Speaker 3: At the moment, he's worth seven hundred million dollars and
Speaker 3: he's still got a ten or fifteen percent stake. It's
Speaker 3: gone to America. He'll be he'll be the first bionaire
Speaker 3: in regular history. Money, money, money, don't make you happy, exactly.
Speaker 3: It doesn't help. Worst hygiene Tony Butterfield. But yeah, bad,
Speaker 3: he had boils all over him. But there's a story.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to name the player rights not. Just
Speaker 3: go with me here. This story is it?
Speaker 1: This isn't smelly nuts, is it?
Speaker 3: No? It's not smelling nuts. There was one player who
Speaker 3: was standing at the bar once he was drunk, and
Speaker 3: he's a bit of a weird sort of cat, and
Speaker 3: he's and he's his wife was sitting with all the
Speaker 3: other wives and he looked over and they were looking
Speaker 3: at him, and he thought they were like talking about
Speaker 3: like he's really hot. His wife was telling the other girls,
Speaker 3: I refuse to go down on him, he's nuts stink.
Speaker 2: And he just said it wasn't smelly nuts, it's it's
Speaker 2: not the one.
Speaker 3: But I'm telling the story why he was called smell right,
Speaker 3: So he was a big gun. Yeah, yeah, like and
Speaker 3: she's actually telling the girls, Mate, he's ass and ball
Speaker 3: stink so bad. I want to go down to me.
Speaker 2: Right, but this play, why do you have to even
Speaker 2: tell that?
Speaker 3: I just thought.
Speaker 2: You've already told that. Mum said, don't say that because
Speaker 2: you already said that like a few weeks.
Speaker 3: Back again, Okay, sorry that Jack just edit that there
Speaker 3: was there was a player. I'm not going to mention
Speaker 3: his name because this is a really very bad story.
Speaker 3: He decided one day he just said, what about if
Speaker 3: you play a game and you do a ship before
Speaker 3: the game, you don't wipe your ass and like it
Speaker 3: just put in the scrub or put off all the
Speaker 3: other players like tackling and stuff like that. So he
Speaker 3: did it right, and Mate, the one thing he didn't
Speaker 3: think about was he was playing back rail and Mark
Speaker 3: Lambville packs in the scrum at lock and just goes fucking,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is that? And he turned around. I
Speaker 3: didn't wipe mask before.
Speaker 2: That is theory.
Speaker 1: So it's your teammates that are packing in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was basically for the opposition when they
Speaker 3: tackled James Graham used to put vasalone on these leads.
Speaker 3: It was illegal, no, no, but it's that sort of philosophy.
Speaker 3: But instead of vassalone, it was human X doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Well okay, well yeah, well peopo, you and I are
Speaker 1: equal leaders on seventy six. You're in seventy five. Jack,
Speaker 1: you had a screaming weekend last weekend. You six, you're
Speaker 1: seventy four.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, coming around the bend.
Speaker 1: How did your draw go? Coops, that was wasted? Mate.
Speaker 2: Anyway, just it's called loyalty of it.
Speaker 3: Let's remind ourselves. If it goes to golden point, what happens?
Speaker 1: You get five, get two points, and if it goes
Speaker 1: and if your team then wins, no, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Now it finishes on a drawer after ten point.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure we said if it goes on point,
Speaker 4: it's two yeah, and then it goes all the way it's.
Speaker 3: Five yeah, because you.
Speaker 1: Said ten, but we brought you back because we went
Speaker 1: too far.
Speaker 2: Clear as much clear.
Speaker 1: Okay, this week's in the rabbit as. I'm going the Rabbits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going the Rabbits as well. There the outside.
Speaker 3: I think they'll win.
Speaker 1: What are you doing, boys, I'm going to go Rabbits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, screw it, I'll go the Rabbits.
Speaker 4: They got.
Speaker 1: Nathan was a yeah, I do have Okay, Dragons and
Speaker 1: the tie. I'm gonna go to dragons.
Speaker 3: Okay, it will go to Golden Point. There you go.
Speaker 2: It's Golden Point, Dragons and Tiger.
Speaker 3: I mean, wow, okay, they've got a few, they've got
Speaker 3: no lu this week.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go Tigers.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to Dragons. I'm gonna give them a chance,
Speaker 4: big time.
Speaker 1: Broncos. Sharks. I'm going to go to the shark.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sharkys, Broncos. I'll put a line through.
Speaker 4: Them, Sharkys.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: the Broncos.
Speaker 1: I think actually about your mate.
Speaker 2: No, I'll go shark.
Speaker 4: Be honest, how much does it affect it when it
Speaker 4: goes to social media.
Speaker 2: I've been getting a lot of messages from players getting
Speaker 2: angry that I'm not tipping them, and then when they win,
Speaker 2: they thanks for not backing this dickhead. I don't want
Speaker 2: to name him, but Jake Clifford up with the Cowboys
Speaker 2: send some pretty personal messages.
Speaker 4: There's I think there's a there's a ward bloody Cowboys player.
Speaker 2: The Cowboys all. It's like all the Cowboys wait for
Speaker 2: our tips to come out and drink. He'll send them
Speaker 2: to not back in this week drinking like.
Speaker 3: Jesus playing good drinking. If it's got great legs. If
Speaker 3: you listen to cliff well done, congratulations on your legs
Speaker 3: and your full no doesn't have.
Speaker 1: An okay heels manly, I'm going.
Speaker 3: Manly Yeah, manly yeah, manly All hell gossibel mate, a
Speaker 3: big chance for the GF.
Speaker 5: I'm with you, Jesus, Bob cat All hell forceballo a
Speaker 5: thousand fossbels blue.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to talk about it because single gets
Speaker 3: killed every single day of the norm.
Speaker 2: Talking about it because every six months the coaches.
Speaker 1: Sacked like Knights and Dolphins. I'm going to go the noveles.
Speaker 1: This is tough nights.
Speaker 3: It's tough night versus a mammal.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go the Knights. Okay, okay, who dolphin's
Speaker 1: missing a sharp?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, I'm going. I'm going Nights at home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going nights home. They've had some Sunday games
Speaker 4: this year, the nights.
Speaker 2: It's almost a conspiracy in it.
Speaker 1: What about you?
Speaker 2: I'm going to go, Come on you mighty nineties? What
Speaker 2: was the song.
Speaker 3: When we win? We win the nights? We are supreme.
Speaker 3: We got the points again today, will never never give
Speaker 3: in the forwards on the boil the backs of our dream.
Speaker 3: We are the greatest football that you have ever seen.
Speaker 1: Hey, so was that in the shed?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: When they don't sing it like that though, do they?
Speaker 1: What was that at the front?
Speaker 3: Hey, whole nights? Let's go now, Doug Parkinson playing hard
Speaker 3: playing to just playing good quite enough?
Speaker 2: Did you ever run out song? Did you just run
Speaker 2: out Jack back with you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Ours? Was that? There was that play hard one?
Speaker 4: And then they changed it to screaming.
Speaker 3: Jets are better Jack just quickly too. When we're in
Speaker 3: p P and G met a local side and twelve
Speaker 3: team mats of mine Arnold Krawante and Darry Covi were there.
Speaker 3: They're actually traveling all the way to the Knights boys know,
Speaker 3: all the way from P and G to Newcastle for
Speaker 3: the Old Boy's Day only that day. So jacko, we're
Speaker 3: heading up there on a Saturday night nights versus mainly
Speaker 3: thirty years since the ninety seven Grand Final celebration up there.
Speaker 2: Thirty years be tw twenty seven.
Speaker 3: Thirty years is twenty six because you count one year,
Speaker 3: the one is twenty seven.
Speaker 2: I wish we're well.
Speaker 3: Sorry the twenty ninth reunion, twenty ninth celebration math and
Speaker 3: are you going to go up? You should go up
Speaker 3: there as it mainly as a former men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not mainly old boys. We have mainly
Speaker 2: old boys.
Speaker 3: But it's nice out with me and we'll mock you.
Speaker 2: I'll come up. I'll come up and I'll sit on
Speaker 2: the opposite side to the old boys box sledge and
Speaker 2: French kissing doing.
Speaker 3: All of the whole hell fossball there you.
Speaker 1: Go, hey, and don't forget also July.
Speaker 2: Ball, that's who we should start. Whole ball, sorry to
Speaker 2: all hel whole ballzball, vhole ball ball, handball, whole ball,
Speaker 2: which you find in public toilets or trucky rest stops.
Speaker 6: Glory wholeball, sorry, todd ball.
Speaker 2: Straight off, straight off the old done there with marble.
Speaker 3: There's another one. Marble. Yeah, marbles in marble young.
Speaker 6: Ball Yeah, like what about fallallall have a great week people,
Speaker 6: see you next week.
Speaker 1: Great, we can enjoy the family, have some family.
Speaker 4: And we'll see you next week.
Speaker 3: Just get their methout India