WEBVTT - Book Week: Great For Kids, NIGHTMARE For Parents! 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.280 We got get the morning every day Aldes. 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:11.240 Book Week Traditionally today is the day where all the 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:13.560 parents have to get up and dress their kids up 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:17.480 as as some sort of some such book character that 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:20.440 they've had to concoct from scratch. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:21.800 It's gray, though, wasn't it. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:25.320 It's gray in terms of characters versus do these characters 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:26.920 actually exist fire books? 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:28.880 Well, there's a strong argument some of them just exist 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:32.160 in a comic book, right any who. I think it's 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:36.080 the big strain on parents, because as if we don't 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:42.040 have enough to worry about keeping it's okay, whoa, it's parents? 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:43.199 Parents? Hands on? 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:48.080 How hands on were you with your kids book week today? 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:48.400 Okay? 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:50.040 Do you want to know a text? I knew that 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:52.080 because I took her there. I picked her up. My 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:55.920 daughter dressed as a skeleton from a book called dem Bones, 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:58.680 but she used it as an excuse to dress up 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.160 as an extra Halloween. I sent a message to my 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:04.680 wife this morning, I said, hey, heads up, what's Henry 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:07.760 dressing up as Bookweek? She said, Bookweek is done and 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:10.440 dusted for him. He went as a pilot on Monday. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.959 I remember, and I said, of course I remember. 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:15.199 I didn't remember. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.520 Oh my God, I just think book is bookweek is 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:20.000 astraying that parents don't need. But there are different types 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:21.240 of parents who do Bookweek. 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:21.880 Did you know that? 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:23.959 Oh God? 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:27.080 In terms of enthusiasm levels, sit here, grasshopper, let me 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:28.400 educate you. Okay. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:30.800 The first one is the Pinterest parent, right, so they've 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:33.280 been perusing the internet. They've been planning it since last year. 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:36.119 The costume involves hot glue guns, paper mache led lights, 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:37.279 and possibly a fog machine. 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:38.319 They are into it. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:38.959 That's a lot. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:43.200 Yeah. Yeah. 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.720 There's another type of parent. This is the Amazon Prime parents. 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:48.840 So they clicked by now three days ago. The costume 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:50.640 is a bit wrinkled, but one hundred percent accurate that 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.080 it still entitles you to be smug because you've made 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:55.880 some sort of effort. There's the bedsheep parrot, so last 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:58.480 night's inspiration hit about nine point thirty. Child's a ghost 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:00.040 a toger wear in Greek god or a cloud o 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:04.520 white sheep with Ole's book week done. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:07.440 Disappointing for the child. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.359 There is the recycled parents, so the costumes reused from 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:13.040 Halloween dress ups or an older sibling. Daughter is suddenly 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.600 Batman because Batman's character, right, doesn't matter that it's a 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:16.080 comic book. 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:16.760 Still a character. 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:19.920 And this is my favorite. The last minute came out 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.600 Dash Parent. This is me seen frantically running through the 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:25.280 costume mile at eight thirty pm the night before. Kid 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.440 ends up as a witch also or Spiderman again, and 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.160 that's also a character, isn't it? 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:32.919 Good luck parents? 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:50.639 The rules are simple, about to hear six songs from 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:51.359 the same ear. 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:54.720 They can selected their song as a place. If they 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.600 let it go, that song is gone. Now let's get 0:02:57.639 --> 0:02:59.680 into the mango. Is that already to battle? 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:04.840 And it's little beautiful, wholesome contest. This has become battle 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:07.240 of the bank. It's chance for you, the listener, to 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:09.720 choose the music. And boy o boy, it's tired of 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:10.200 the manager. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:13.840 All there's one one victory in it. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:15.800 Thirteen twelve. You're on a bit of a tear at 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:16.359 the medicant on you. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:17.560 Yeah, I'm on the way back. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:20.280 Okay, do you want to rip into the generator? 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:22.960 All right, mister ai man, which year are we dealing 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:23.560 with this week? 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:28.400 Two thousand and two? 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.400 What a stunning year it was? Okay, the year before 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:33.640 I graduated from high school? 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:34.359 Was it? Yes? 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:34.960 Same? 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:39.520 No, save seventeen years old. 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:41.640 Yeah, all right, so we've got six songs. You names 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:44.960 your buzza. Once you're in, you're in, You're locked. Okay, 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:46.520 you're absolutely committed. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.560 Click reminder. If it comes down to the last one too, 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.040 that's it. You get it. Yeah, there's no choice in 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:51.360 the matter. 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:53.600 You get what you get and you don't get upset. 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:54.920 Exactly what I tell my children. 0:03:54.960 --> 0:04:00.320 First song, ready to go, yep here it is good 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:01.119 at nickelbacks. 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:06.080 It's always tough for the first one, and you are 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:10.440 hard work breaking wrong day. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:14.040 Early. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:19.360 I'm only in fata Okay, okay, Wow, I can relax, now, 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:20.400 I can relax. 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:27.839 Okay. Next song song so post sign. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:35.320 Vanessa, I'm into I'm okay. 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.640 You you know my weakness, all right. 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:39.800 I cannot say no to Vanessa couple. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:41.960 That's so true. All right, I'm going to see what 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:42.640 we've missed out on. 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:48.440 Alright, soused going earlier, So it's nippleback versus Vanessa Carlton. 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:50.039 Two from two. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:56.719 Okay, here's the remaining four songs, some of hip shaking 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:58.280 goodness said I would have said no, you would have 0:04:58.279 --> 0:04:59.000 said no. 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:06.360 One. That's a good one for calling. I'll probably said 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:06.800 now as. 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.560 Well sure about. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:09.960 This one here. 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:16.960 That this feels like right your wheelhouse for this hurt? 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:24.360 Okay, this was the last song, and then what happened, Craig. 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:27.159 They can't make too much information. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:30.599 Fast moving, Craig, go fast moving. 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:33.360 Then on Monday, making love by Wednesday. 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:34.799 One day at a time, all of a sudden, closes 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.320 are off. Okay, not for me though as well. Okay, 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.839 not for me all right, So that means that we 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:44.960 have got two selections in the bank. So I've gone 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.960 with this one. It's been out a Carlton one thousand 0:05:49.040 --> 0:06:01.680 miles versus. 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:59.680 Vastly different genres, aren't they very different arts? Okay, make 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.320 sure you jump on the jondy in Instagram page to. 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:04.000 Cast your votes. 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.640 All right, it's certainly they figured you out, though, Is 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.520 it like your pants around? 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.279 Next time? Next time? Jones, the next time, Corning. 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:13.960 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:15.920 contain a content graphic. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:17.880 Language and nudity, not that you'll see it if. 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:20.360 Easily offended, Well, you're about to find out just how 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.599 easily your father. 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.240 He's only money, Jody. 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.400 And Haziest is six forty. 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:28.440 Nothing of fish. 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:30.560 It's about this time where we take a bit of 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:32.480 an alternate direction. We're a little bit blue, we're a 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:34.279 bit risky, but it's all good because we're straightened up 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:36.240 after seven o'clock. Let's get this sort of smutty stuff 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:37.280 out of our system, shall we. 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:38.120 Okay, let's do it. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.200 You've got to be so careful these days, Joe's, because 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:43.160 if you take one wrong turn, you could find yourself 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:45.640 in the midst of a swingers party. What there's a 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:47.760 swingers party epidemic, that's what they're saying. 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:48.600 What of this. 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:50.560 A man has suited a hotel after walking into the 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.800 wrong room. In Germany, a man tried to sneak back 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.200 into his hotel room late at night after a few 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:59.119 too many beers. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong door, walked 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:02.120 into a suite and found himself smack bang in the 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:04.720 middle of a fully underway swingers party. 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:06.360 Oh my gosh. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.720 Instead of leaving immediately, he stayed in fifteen minutes because 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:11.360 he was too embarrassed to interrupt. He later tried suing 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:13.320 the hotel for lack of clear sign used to judge 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:16.560 throw it out, but the swinger is surprise surprise, reportedly 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:17.800 invited him back. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:18.560 Oh wow. 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:20.880 Begs the question, if. 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:24.760 You find yourself randomly at a swinger's party, what do 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:26.040 you do, my dear? 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:30.920 Do you like, do not pass? Go and go straight 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:32.240 back to your hotel room? 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:33.240 Do you do a U turn? 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:35.679 Do you stick around because you don't want to embarrass them? 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:36.240 Yeah? 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:38.480 I don't know who's to say. It would depend for me, 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:41.480 and this is probably too much information. But if the 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.679 level of good lookingness, I know that's shallow. 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:45.880 No, No, that's not shallow, that's not shadow, because that's 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:47.880 what it's all about, right, Yeah, I think in situations 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.000 like that, I don't think you're there to meet your 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:50.800 significant other. 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:52.040 No, maybe you are. 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:52.960 No, certainly not. 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:54.880 You're aggressively into that sort of stuff. 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:57.280 You're there for ships and giggles, let's be honest. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:00.680 So I think if they were attractive people, you'd be 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:02.440 more inclined to stay on you. 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.720 Possibly, But then, given if this happened in Adelaide, the 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:09.840 chances of you knowing someone like, oh that's my neighbor. 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.560 Gary, Oh, Hello Gary, Gary. 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:15.400 Oh that's missus Tindall, my kid's teacher. Hello, Missus Tindall. 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:20.239 Well she looks fastly different. I had no idea without 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:24.960 that long skirt and that blouse really really unusual in 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:26.240 that lingerie. 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:27.960 Hell, maybe we'll put it out there. Third and twenty 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.400 four ten swingers parties in Adelaide swing a McGee never 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:34.560 accidentally turned up to one. Yeah, okay, it's niche. It's 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:37.040 nice jokes. It's a niche. We're not expecting calls. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:41.360 Accidentally on purpose turned up to one and then explained 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:42.000 it away to. 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:45.600 Your wife, or accidentally turned up to a swingers party 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:46.400 fully prepared. 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:51.280 I need to know, I need to know now, I 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:51.800 need to know. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:52.679 I need to know. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:56.280 I need to know what news today, What you need 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:59.679 to know? What you need to know with Jody and 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:02.079 you had a busy day yesterday? 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:06.160 Oh did I so late yesterday afternoon? The news filtered 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:11.920 through that. Finally, finally, the AFL announced Isaac Rankin's sanction 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:15.880 for that homophobic slur against an unnamed Collingwood player. So 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:19.480 it was initially five matches and then it got reduced 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:24.080 to four. So that means, in real terms, there's a 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:27.040 slim chance he could play in the Grand Final. What 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:28.560 the Crows would have to do is drop the first 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.559 match the qualifying final, and then go on to win 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:32.679 the next two for him to be able to participate. 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:36.840 Yes, there's a glimmer of hope. Yes, in Isaac Rankins season. 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.040 It's a bit of a It's a bit of a 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:41.800 bittersweet situation for Crow supporters though, wasn't it. 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:42.160 Well? 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:44.400 It is because they would be disappointed in what he 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:49.400 said and it was universally condemned across the league, players, coaches, 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:52.679 but also at the same time, God, you want your 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.920 best players out there so they're going to make it through. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:55.600 Are you hope? 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:58.640 I mean, are you hoping for a loss in the 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:01.320 first week of the finals knowing that your team's going 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:03.679 to be stronger if it gets to a Grand final. 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:04.839 It's a strange. 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:06.520 Situation to be who knows what to wish for. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:09.760 It reminds me of two thousand and six when I 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:11.040 got dropped for the Grand Final. 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:12.559 Yeah, okay, I got dropped. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:15.880 From centrals and it was up against the Eagles and 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:17.959 I was in the stands and I think at one 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:24.839 stage I was going, I wasn't bitter, No, you were. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:29.120 Doesn't sound like it was really interesting because the Crows haunted. 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:33.360 The Crows mounted a heavy medical defense, and we all 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:36.120 sort of deciphered that was around his mental health, although 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:37.320 they didn't want to spell that out. 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:39.840 They were worried about what would happen to Isac. 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:42.559 Rankin if he didn't participate in the final, so I 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:45.600 think that was a heavy factor in the decision. Also, 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:47.319 there was talk they want to get him out of 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:50.120 the state so he can go and train somewhere else. 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:53.439 He hasn't left his house, So. 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:55.400 I mean, at the bottom of all of this, we 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.520 all make mistakes, we all say stupid things, but you 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:00.560 do worry about the kids' mental health, dance and. 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:03.720 On top of that as well, the AFL's response to 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:07.760 Snoop Dogg, yes, Snoop Dogg's particular use of that term 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:11.160 in the previous songs and also on social media, what 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:12.520 about the AFL saying. 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.200 No, no, no, we're on board? 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:18.040 Was Snoop Dogg now, yes, not old school Snoop Dogg. 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:21.800 Snoop Dogg, Now he's a good guy. He's one of 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:22.840 the good guys everybody. 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:26.839 Snoop Dogg circa nineteen ninety eight had some growing up 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:27.920 to do, but now. 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:28.560 He's a grand dad. 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.559 Mary's growing up And Snoop Dogg, what about when he 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.199 was saying Andrew Dylan was saying, oh, so he's been 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:34.760 spoken to. 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:37.439 Oh hi have you? Oh yeah, how that got out? 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:39.800 High spreen worn? 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.480 He a response? Did you get needs to. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.040 Be a family friendly affair? 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:45.120 Oh god? 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.120 How Snoop Dog got dragged in this whole polarvor is 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:49.400 just gun? 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:49.800 Isn't it? 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:52.280 No response he yet from Snoop Dog? Just a whole 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:58.880 cloud of smoke. Basically, I'm wildly obsessed with the happenings 0:11:58.880 --> 0:11:59.720 of jen Z. 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:02.480 Aren't you just Oh my gosh, I'm just like. 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.360 The shaping the future. 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:05.719 The amount of conversations I have to just say to 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:08.280 just chill out, and the gen Z may come down. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.040 With some of their trends they're having they're drinking less, 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:15.040 they're having less sex. Yes, but there's one thing which 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:18.840 has stood the test of time in terms of traditions. 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.720 Okay, and they're saying that gen. 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:22.520 Z's when it comes to paying on the first date, 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.160 are letting the man pay for the first daid. Really, 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:26.000 what do you sit on this? 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:26.320 Well? 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.080 I thought there was sort of a bit, you know, 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:30.880 new age will do what we want to do, man. 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:32.160 Like, we're strong and independent. 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:35.640 Yeah, we don't subscribe to traditional gender stereotypes. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:36.560 What the hell's with this? 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:39.720 Then this is one of those trends which has absolutely 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:44.000 gone through and for me, I feel like, yes, that's 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:45.160 I don't know, is that dated? 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.000 Is that a traditional thing? The man should also always 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:47.840 pay for the first. 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.360 Dad, what about the second, third, and fourth? 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:49.520 Then? 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:53.320 Well, then that gets into tricky territory because if the 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.840 other person's not quite into you and you find yourself 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:57.640 paying for the day when you're just getting taken for a. 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:00.079 Ride, and who wants to be ridden? Not me? I 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.000 don't want to be ridden. But wait, not in that sense, 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:03.080 even though that's the whole point. 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:06.200 Isn't that the point of this second, third, and fourth day? 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:10.000 I feel like for the first maybe one to two dates, 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:13.360 if and this might be an old school stereotype, but 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:16.240 the man should pay. But you would like the person 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.320 that's on the date with to at least offer to pay. Yeah, 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:20.640 but you would never let them pay. 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:22.240 Okay, Well, I don't know. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:23.960 I think I'm happy to let a man pay on 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.840 the first date, and then presuming it carries on, you 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:28.480 do get to a point as a woman where you're like, well, 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.120 hang on a minute, I don't need you to pay 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:30.360 for me. 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.920 Yeah, I'm strong and I'm independent. Yeah, I don't need 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:34.400 no man, Yeah, get out of my face. 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.280 Yeah, play some Destiny's Child. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:40.360 Get the bill and let's get out of here and 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.120 can we play Destiny's Child at the right home. 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:47.040 I need to know, I need to know now, I 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:49.040 need to know. I need to know. I need to 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:50.680 know what news today? 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.040 Just what you need to know? 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:54.520 What you need to know. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:58.640 With Jody and Hazy, Isaac rankan slim chance to play 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:01.640 in the Grand Fire, Andrew Hayes, it's a slim chance. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:03.440 So this is what has to happen. They have to 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:07.319 drop the first final, the qualifying final, and then they 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.719 have to go on and win the next two finals 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:11.200 for Isaac Rankin to play. 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:13.520 Wouldn't it be quite the story after all. 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:16.480 Of this, after this homophobic slur and all the fallout, 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:17.719 wouldn't it be incredible? 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:20.800 Oh jeez, I mean this is sort of stuff. We've 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:21.440 spoken about it. 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:22.920 So many times. Could they win without him? 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:23.240 Yeah? 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.080 The it's probably is still yes, Yeah. 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:27.400 Like I don't think they can win it without Jordan 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:31.080 Dawson and perhaps even someone like Riley Stielts or the Cheese. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:33.920 He's got that X factor. Yeah, and it's a headline. 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:36.960 There's a lot more headlines to come before the end 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:38.840 of the AFL season involving Isaac Rankin. 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:39.240 Yeah. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:43.880 Absolutely, so yesterday the news broke that that match ban, 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:45.920 the five match band of the AFL initially we're going 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:48.360 to hand out, was downgraded to four. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:49.280 So the Crow. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:53.320 Successfully argued on medical terms, which was interesting, but a 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.440 lot of concerns around Isaac and his mental health at 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:59.080 the moment, and I think that formed the basis of 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:01.000 the AFL's decision and to downgrade. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.960 Yeah. So, I mean it took far too long. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:04.840 Yeah, it did. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:05.680 First four moosth. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:08.560 I mean we joked about it took two days for 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:10.160 them to re elect a new pope, but it took 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.680 five to five and a half six days to come 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:13.040 up with this. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.440 There was a stage there where I thought he would 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:18.440 have served a five match band before they actually ruled 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:19.920 that he was out for five matches. 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:21.600 Yes, it was going to take that long. 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:23.440 Yes, and then we're going to get the stage where 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:25.520 Isaac Reagan was going to be able to play because 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:31.040 of time served. Absolutely, he was waiting in limbo. 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:31.480 Yeah. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:31.880 Yeah. 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:35.880 Anyway, it's done, it's done, it's dusted, and for Crows bands, 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.000 there is a glimmer of hope that Isaac might actually 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:39.680 participate in the Grand Final if they get that far. 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:41.720 It's an interesting one though, what do you wish for 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:42.920 first round of the finals? 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:45.400 Well, because you're obviously going to be a much better 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:48.640 side with Isaac Greacan in there. It's probably one of 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:50.920 those ones where obviously wants your team to win, but 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:52.920 if they don't win in the first week of the 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:55.400 finals and you're Crow supporter, you're actually quite comfortable. 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:57.640 Yeah, yeah, well that's the silver lining, isn't it. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:15:58.160 Yeah? 0:15:58.240 --> 0:15:59.840 Okay, what about yesterday? 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:02.760 Do you see on the news the century old Swedish 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:07.160 church that they moved five kilometers, so this massive church. 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:09.240 Look at the size of that thing. It is absolutely 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:13.680 RelA isn't it. Yeah, it's enormous. So it was six 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:17.480 hundred and seventy tons, it's one hundred and thirteen years old, 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.400 and the ground underneath it became really unstable because of 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:24.800 decades of iron ore mining. So in the first hour though, 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:30.800 it only went thirty meters thirty two days to travel 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:34.520 five kilometers with this enormous church just cruising. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:34.720 Through the town. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:36.880 Imagine if you weren't across it and you just looked 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:38.840 out your window or you're driving past and you're like. 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:42.520 What that there's there's a church moving at snail's pace 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:43.600 past your front yard. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:46.560 Yeah, that is absolutely insane, isn't it? 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:51.320 Five kilometers in two days. Yeah, you've you've actually said 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:53.320 that to me before as well, when we've exchanged running 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.720 details and you've dropped some of your times. 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:58.320 Yeah, and it's taken me two days to run five 0:16:58.440 --> 0:16:59.640 kilometers five days. 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:03.160 And I always say Joe's I always say, it doesn't 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:06.400 matter about the time. You're still burning glories. Even though 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:08.400