WEBVTT - MY FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS... 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.040 I want the fairy tale, I want the prince charming. 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:05.680 She How do I put this? He isn't a fan 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:07.360 of my kissing style. 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:10.879 With the boyfriend and girlfriend for about twelve hours. He's 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:13.760 in a trash bin. He's non recyclable catching them mu. 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:18.799 I love being love, I love love. On today's episode 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:21.440 of Where's Your Head At, we are discussing first kisses, 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:23.759 kissing styles, and how we know if we are a 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:24.720 good kisser. 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:27.159 Or not, and how Matt has been told he's not 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:29.440 the bye Why on'tly? 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:30.880 Anyway? 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:34.280 Stay tuned to hear how to make a lasting impression 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:41.880 with your lips. Where's Your Head At is a podcast 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:46.800 that talks all things relationships, breakups, reality TV, trending shows, 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:48.040 and everything in between. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:51.040 This is your new go to destination for laughs, gossip, 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:59.760 intimate details, advice, and much more. All right, welcome back everyone, 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:00.800 I know, how are we? 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:04.040 It's actually Michael's birthday today, so I just want to 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.839 start this episode by giving him a little shout out. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:10.400 Happy birthday, Michael, Hope you have an amazing thirty fourth 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:11.600 birthday and I love. 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:11.880 You a lot. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.840 Happy birthday, mate. What have you got him for his birthday? Then? 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:18.040 I got him some sneakers and a couple of other 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.400 little bits and pieces as well, and I'm going to 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:25.480 take him out tomorrow night actually to do a little 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:28.360 paint and wine night, so that'd be fun. 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:32.319 Nice. Yeah, yeah, I've heard about them. They seem pretty cute. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:36.040 But the more you drink, the less you're painting. It's good. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.399 But surprisingly people when they come back, their paintings are 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.319 actually good. So I'll be curious to see yours. 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:40.680 Yeah. 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.120 Well, me and Michael paint in the living room together 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:46.000 like all the time. It's like our little pastime thing 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:47.800 that we used to do in Lockdown, and we've literally 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.240 just like pour wine and like paint random pictures. But 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.560 with this little I think it's called like Picasso and 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.040 paint or something I can't remember. 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:56.880 But anyway, you go in there and. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:59.560 They literally take you step by step through how to 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.040 do it, so everyone comes up with like good picture, 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:03.360 pretty decent painting. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:08.400 Yeah nice. Speaking of birthdays, yea, it is our first 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:10.600 birthday is slowly creeping up, isn't it. 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:12.160 It is. I'm so excited. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:15.720 So like, if you have not heard this yet, Matt 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:19.120 and I are throwing where's your head? At family a 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:22.960 birthday party to celebrate not only our first birthday but 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:25.400 also over a million listens. 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:28.040 And tickets are selling fast, guys, so make sure you 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:31.360 get onto it. We've got limited tickets, so if you 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.480 want to come, make sure you hit that link in 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:34.679 one of our bios and buy it. 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:39.919 Yeah, there's special guests, there's prizes, there's gonna be fun games, 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:41.280 and then we're going to drink. 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:41.520 With you guys. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:44.560 Yeah, if we mentioned that it's not just a live show, 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:46.560 we will be getting pissed with you afterwards. 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.440 It's a birthday party. Like, it's a definite birthday party. 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.280 There will be cake and there will be a lot 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:51.600 of fun. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.440 So who knows you might kiss one of us. So 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:58.720 let's segment to this. Looking for a perfect segue into kissing. 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:00.960 Sometimes they aren't there, but I tried to find it. 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:07.200 Let's get into it, okay, Matt. 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:12.760 So you in previous podcasts have spoken to me and 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:16.840 our audience about the fact that Jen said you weren't 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:18.080 a great kisser. 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:19.720 Is that right? Have I got that right? 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:23.520 Yes? So, very early on in jeninized relationship, we hit 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:26.680 a little speed bump. Should I say that era kissing 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:31.000 styles weren't linking up. So she'd had what twenty eight years, 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.480 I'd had twenty seven years kissing. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:35.760 The excuses have started. 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:38.480 Somewhere along the line. We had not met someone with 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:39.960 the same style as each other. 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:41.280 That's pretty crazy. 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:44.480 So, like, what what is this style that you guys 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:47.960 talk of that it hasn't like matched? 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.640 Well, I got some notes here. She sent me a 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:51.600 couple of messages. 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:55.880 So so what you've asked her? What wasn't compatible kissing? 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:58.760 Yeah, she said, this is what she said. Our lips 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.520 would not meet up properly. So apparently she was trying 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:04.120 to take top, but I was trying to take top. 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.000 You know, when your lips sick because they don't sit perfectly. 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:09.400 I'm not really sure. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:12.000 And ours weren't. She said, my tongue didn't come out enough. 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:13.360 I didn't use enough tongue. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.480 So what you were just like poking your tongue out 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.560 like a tiny bit into her mouth. 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:21.960 I don't really I don't use tongue on first kisses, really, really, yeah, 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:25.160 I think it's more like a movie kiss I do. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.680 I definitely use tongue on first kiss like, not like 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:29.839 I'm not putting my tongue down someone's throat. 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:31.839 But I'm definitely usually with your tongue. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:32.159 Yeah. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.800 And then but she did say we're in sync now 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:37.520 and she loves kissing me. Oh, she said, I'm also 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:40.360 slow at kissing, and she's reminded about this every time 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:43.040 she listens to the intro. I used to be slow. 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:45.440 Well maybe I just know I like to be actually 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:46.839 romantic with my kisses. 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:50.320 You kiss, I think it's fun to change it up, 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:53.080 Like it's fun to do like this, really like fast, 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:57.640 like passionate, like sexy, like rip your clothes off type 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:58.599 vibe kiss. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:03.000 But then it's also cute to do like a cute, romantic, slow, beautiful, 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:04.200 loving kiss. 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.359 So I think I was feeling the bit on that 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.000 first kiss, like if it's so, I didn't think the 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:09.720 vibes so they had to rip anyone's clothes off in 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:13.640 my kitchen, I thought, while we're making it was hour 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:15.719 while everyone else is in the other room. So I think, yeah, 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:19.000 I just went with the slow, romantic first kiss, you know. 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.440 Yeah, Well when did you have your first kiss? That? 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.360 I think I would have been maybe fourteen, So. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:35.240 The same year you lost your virginity, Jerry, I think 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:35.880 it's the same girl. 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:37.800 Yeah, so you lost everything to her. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:39.720 I'm trying to think. I think it was. I mean, 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:42.040 you was a kiss kids on the like your friends 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:45.160 on the Yeah, when you're the same age, you know 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:46.960 what I mean, like a primary school. But that's not 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:49.960 a first kiss. That's just two kids going. 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:51.640 Yeah, well, funny story. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:55.080 Actually, so is this your first kiss? You made first. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:57.280 Kiss like that? Like, yeah, well no, I didn't make 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:00.119 out with someone. So I had a boyfriend, like my 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.840 first boyfriend when I was in New seven and he 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.599 was a new six bit of a cigar back in 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:06.000 my day. 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:07.159 How does that work? 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.520 He was a new six when I was in new school, 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:14.320 same school. Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, yep. So anyway he 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:15.160 was my boyfriend. 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:17.599 We'd like hold hands and like one day we just 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.640 like did a little kiss on the lips, like a little. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.520 That was it. Yeah. 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:26.279 Anyway, Like a year ago, I was in Torque and 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.160 I was at this pub. I was like a bit 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:32.160 drunk with my friends and he was there so random. 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.839 I was like, oh my god, this guy who I 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:38.159 dated dated, like not actually dated. He was like my 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:42.440 fake boyfriend when I was in New seven. Was there anyway? 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:45.200 Then his girlfriend. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:47.480 Came up to me. 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:51.880 And was like, hey, I just wanted to introduce myself 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.080 your so and so's X. 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:57.280 And I was like, I don't know if we'd classify 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:58.360 me as an ex? 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.640 Would you classify him as X? Like? 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:06.400 No, Like I would classify my first serious boyfriend who 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:10.080 I had sex with as my first boyfriend. He yes, 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:14.120 technically we were a boyfriend and girlfriend. But for his 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:17.640 then like now girlfriend to refer to me as his ex, 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.800 like she was treating me like I was like like 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:22.040 a threat or something, and I was like, babe, like 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:25.920 we pecked on the lips, like, I'm no threat over here. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:28.080 Do you think that's his claim? His little claim to 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:30.600 fame when he saw Yeah, he's like, oh, that's my 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:31.480 ex over there. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:35.880 No, it's weird, Like would you classify an ex to 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.920 someone you've had sex with or would you classify someone 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:40.720 who you've done a little peck on the lips with? 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:44.760 Classify an ex as I wouldn't classify my first kiss 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:46.280 in that as an ex. No, we're too. 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:47.520 Young, Yeah, you're too young. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:49.920 I wouldn't say that. I say, from probably eighteen, so 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.280 that would be when they start being a. 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:55.840 Bit more serious, serious, like they're actually a proper relationship. 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.480 Like me and him dated for like eight days. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.720 Yeah, no, you dated on the that's not that's. 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:05.200 Not an ex but yeah, I guess like after that 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:08.000 little peck, My first kiss was at the end of 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:12.680 year nine, my first makeout. Yeah, and I was quite late, 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.560 like a lot of my friends had already kissed someone 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.080 and like obviously didn't classify my little peck on the 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:19.520 lips as a proper kiss. 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:23.040 So that was like my first makeout. Time to kiss. 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:24.640 So I was at a party. 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:30.880 It was a Fluoro party and he yeah, They're like, 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.960 do you know what was weird is like I hadn't 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.400 kissed a boy properly before, like with tongue and like 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.520 a full makeout, like I'd just seen it in the movies. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.160 And he had already had sex. So he was like 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:43.280 very advanced. He was in the same year as me, 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.200 but he was like way advanced than I was. And 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:50.199 I remember we kissed in the bathroom at the party. 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:51.720 In the bathroom, I. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:56.240 Don't know, maybe privacy, and I think it was just 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:58.840 like I went into the toilet like fixed my makeout. 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:00.920 He followed me in next minute we were making out. 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:02.800 True love story. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:09.560 Yeah, it's a true tailor bronou, but I remember like 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:11.720 it was this is literally my first kiss. And he 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:15.080 put his hands like up my back and undid my 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:18.000 bra like did like the full like bra undo things, 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:21.360 and I was like shocked, beyond belief, like I was 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:23.960 like whoa, whoa. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.439 Like this is my first fucking kiss. Get your hand 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.960 away from my booths so that's it. 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:31.600 And then you were just like, no, this kiss is over, 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:32.200 Like my. 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:34.080 Bra was fully undone, and then he was like he 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:34.920 was like moving the. 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:37.920 Hand from the back around to the front, heading off, 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:40.760 and I was like, whoa, No, this is not happening. 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:42.920 They so good on him. He must have been an 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:47.440 advance for in year nine to be unclipping a bra 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:48.200 with one hand. 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:51.000 He knew it was my first kiss, and he I 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:52.920 think he thought we were having sex, like it was 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.440 all too much. I was like, I was very like 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:57.160 overwhelmed by that situation. 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:57.560 It was. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:58.760 It was very intense. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:00.679 How do you think it went as a kiss? Then? 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:02.200 I don't think I was the best. 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:05.360 Did you have any practice before, like on. 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:08.840 Anything, maybe like kissing the back of my hand, practicing. 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:11.960 Not on a pillow, not on a friend a pillow. 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:15.880 Did you used to kiss pillows when you were younger. 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:17.880 I mean I wouldn't like make out with it, but 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.680 like I try to people. I said, all my mate 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.200 to try that, like to practice. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:25.280 Well, yeah, like to be honest, like when you're young, 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:28.360 having a first kiss is actually a really big deal 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:31.439 in your life, Like it's a huge milestone, and like 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:33.319 I had put like so much pressure on it. Like 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:34.839 I remember there was a few guys who wanted to 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:36.760 kiss me, and I was like, no, I don't want 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.280 them to be my first kiss. 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:42.960 Now. To think about how like a first like how 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:43.960 much a kiss is now? 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.400 Yeah, like it's insignificant now, but like, yeah, my first kiss, 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:50.080 I remember like I was trying to like move in 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.280 the motion of like how they moved in the movies, 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.280 and like he was trying to do something else, and 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:57.520 like I feel like from that moment on, I definitely 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.720 significantly improved. I don't know if it was him or me. 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:03.400 It was probably me, Like I hadn't had any practice, 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:06.840 but though there was no like motion in the ocean 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:10.800 flowing type of vibe, it was very like stoppy study 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:11.720 what about yours? 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.400 Do you remember if yours? 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:17.240 I actually really don't remember my first kiss. 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:20.040 Really, it wasn't like a big deal to you. 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:21.880 No, it wasn't that big of a deal. I think 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:24.560 there was a lot of tongue. I'm just thinking about 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:26.079 maybe one kiss I've had with that girl, and I 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:27.360 think it was a lot of tongue. I don't think 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:28.480 it was very smooth either. 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.079 So maybe that's why you don't like using tongue anymore, 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.480 because you're like traumatized from. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:36.880 The first kids, well, from the first kiss. How many 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:40.880 kisses do you reckon you've had in your lifetime now? Different? Fuck? 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:42.120 Thousands? 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:44.559 Yeah, any that stand out clearly. 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:45.520 Like good or bad? 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:46.560 Bad or good? 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:47.880 I remember a bad one. 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:51.040 I remember I was like fuck, I would have to say, 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:52.920 like maybe seventeen. 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:56.959 And it was this guy. You probably know him, actually. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:58.400 You want to whisper it. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:03.000 Oh yeah, So me and him were like really good 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.400 friends when we first started modeling, and I had the 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:08.960 biggest crush on him, Like he's a really handsome guy. 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:09.360 Right. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:12.000 I was young. I was just like this young model. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:13.600 He was a couple of years older than me, and 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:15.360 me and him used to like text all the time, 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:18.040 and like I remember once I invited him to like 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:23.520 him to this party that I was at and he 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.120 came with like two of his friends, and by then 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:27.600 I was a good kisser, Like I already know I 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:29.559 was a good kisser because I reckon, you know you're 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.720 a good kisser when you can decipher a bad kisser 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:33.320 because you're like, don't like. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:34.360 That too much tongue. 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.960 Anyway, he came to the party this like good looking model, 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.360 super sexy, and then we're dancing on the dance floor, 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:49.120 probably to like you know, black eyed peas, and then 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:53.000 he fully leaned in for a kiss, and honestly, no 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:58.120 one has ever stuck their tongue so far down my throat. 0:12:58.240 --> 0:12:59.400 I thought I was choking. 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:02.720 I thought I had something lodged in my tonsils because 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.400 his tongue was so far down my throat. And honestly, 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:09.040 I like had a crush on him, like the biggest crush, 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:12.320 like one of my first major crushes. We talked like 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:15.600 every day and after that night, like it just fully 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:16.680 did you get the ick? 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:19.400 I got the ick? It turned me off. 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:23.000 I was like I stopped talking to him, like kind 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:24.480 of like weaned him off a little bit. It was 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:27.640 just like it can't happen, Like I can't have your 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:29.679 tongue lodged in my tonsils. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:32.000 It's disgusting. I don't want to do it. 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:39.240 Yeah, it reminds me of my worst kiss. This girl 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:42.600 actually now is actually I don't know if she'd listened 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:46.240 to this, but she's she's actually been on TV since recently. 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:52.160 Wow, I remember she was, Oh God, I'm worried. 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.600 It was. I was just like laying there and I 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:55.319 remember it was. 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:57.520 Just like laying there in bed, yeah, and it. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:01.280 Just completely ruined the mood. I was just like, nah. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:01.680 What did she do? 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:05.280 She wasn't like like so, she wasn't doing any lip movement. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:07.720 She just had a mouth like resting on my mouth 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:10.599 and just sticking her tongue in and out like a 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:15.040 fuck like a jackhammer. Yeah, like a jackhammer, just literally 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.560 just like this in my mouth. And I was just like, oh, 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:19.680 what have I done. I'll just stare at the ceiling, 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:25.080 like let's start. It was just it was actually the 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.920 most fucking weirdest thing I've ever experienced in my life. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:35.560 And that yeah did that again? Like that, like just 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:37.880 in and out. And I was like, this is fucking weird. 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:40.560 Okay, let's talk about your best kiss. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:41.920 Oh well it's Jen. 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:48.000 Your mind's Michael. But Jen didn't think you're a good kisser. 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.560 Just starting, Like I said, we just didn't link up. 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:51.720 I don't. I don't know what it was. I think 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.120 it was both two people trying to take the top lip. Yeah, 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:55.440 and now we're just fully in sync. 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.840 So if someone was to ask you, like, hey, Matt, 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:00.160 do you think you're a good kisser? What would you say? 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:03.080 Yes, I've had constantly good reviews my whole life. You've 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.240 heard firsthand from people that are close to you, how 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:06.480 good of a kisser I am. Yeah. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.360 I did ask my friend who kissed you? And she 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:11.120 was like, yeah, like she's a good kisser, So that's okay. 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:12.680 I think the word was amazing. 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:15.720 I mean I have to I know the word wasn't amazing. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:16.800 She said good. 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:19.960 It was a great adjective that was to describe it. 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:21.760 I know it was a strong one, but yeah, I 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:23.960 was very surprised when Jane told me, I've heard it 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.280 pretty much my whole life. I'm a good kisser. Yeah, 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:30.920 so it definitely hit me for six I was rattled. Yeah, 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:34.960 I was like, you don't know what you're fucking talking about. 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:38.240 What do you mean? Have you evering told you were 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:38.880 a bad kisser? 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:39.800 No? 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.440 I reckon I'm a good kisser, even on Love Island. 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.840 Like I remember there was like multiple times where watching 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:47.760 the show back, people were like and as a ten 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:49.360 out of ten kisser, and I was like, I do 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:50.600 what I can. 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.560 No, aren't you a loud kisser? Wasn't that the joke? 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:55.840 There wasn't there was a thing going around that I 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.960 was a loud kisser. But like when you're like fully 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:01.360 making out passion with someone in bed, like what do 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.600 you want from me? You want me to like like 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:05.160 lightly like touch someone's lips. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.600 I mean, it's actually so funny you say that. Actually, yeah, 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.440 I make a noise when I kiss. I've noticed. I 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:14.120 go like, not like that makes it sad worse than 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:18.520 it is. I got, do you know what I mean? 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:22.960 It's so weird, But it's not if you're actually like 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:27.200 doing it, like and I'm kissing another like yeah, yeah, 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:28.600 I do that as well. But they were taking the 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:29.880 piss out of you because you were like it was 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:30.640 really loud. 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:33.200 You know what they were doing. The producers have already 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.600 told me they were literally turning up our mics. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:38.400 They were turning up me and Josh's mics and making 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.760 it sound louder than it was, and then they got 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.400 like the guy who I ditched, he was like all 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.880 salty because I ditched him, and he was like they're 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:47.400 so loud at kissing blah bla blah, and I was like, 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:48.160 you know what. 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:49.160 We can't take. 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:51.040 Don't take away from the fact that it catch me 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:54.320 up all night like this, and. 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:57.800 Well, I mean, if you don't believe me that I'm 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:59.880 a good kisser, I feel free to ask Michael. 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:02.160 All right, you know what, I'm not going to text him. 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:03.800 I'm going to give him a buzz. Let's see you're 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:05.680 going to call him. Yeah, I'll give him a buzz. 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:10.320 Let's see what Michael has to say for himself. Hey, mate, 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:15.439 not much happy birthday, thank you. I thought i'd give 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:20.680 you a nice happy birthday call. Appreciated, but while I've 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.480 got you here, sorry to do this. You're on the podcast. 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:24.240 Hey, Michael. 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:28.159 I was wondering now because I was sure that in 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:29.080 a studio right now. 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:31.679 Yeah, You're like, why the she ignoring me and Matt's 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:36.879 calling me. I just want to know if you had 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:39.639 to rate Anna's kissing out of ten, what would it 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:42.760 be a nine? 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:46.800 I mean, like it's a ten, Like it's definitely a ten. 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:48.119 Obviously he said that. 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:51.800 She said, like she's the most amazing ki. 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:53.639 Yeah, And I was like, I'll have to hear it 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:55.040 from the horses and mouth himself. 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:59.359 I'm not gonna lie she is. She is an amazing kisser. 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:01.119 Like obviously there was there was a bit of a 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:04.480