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Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Tommy, if we look at the merch, we needed a

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Speaker 2: bit of an update on our merch at the moment.

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Speaker 2: How many rolls of trade's nickname toilet paper do.

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Speaker 3: We have left?

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Speaker 4: Well, this was unique to this show and very exciting.

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Speaker 4: It's been on there for a while now. One hundred

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Speaker 4: and nineteen rolls is that Fitzy and Whipper toilet paper

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Speaker 4: roll with trading nicknames?

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Speaker 5: I think with the position that novas in it. At

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Speaker 5: the moment, they handed them out to every employee as

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Speaker 5: a Christmas bonus. But for some reason they made their

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Speaker 5: way back to our office, tom didn't they Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think they were handed back by a lot

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Speaker 4: of stuff. Unfortunately, it's quite a thick toilet paper it is.

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Speaker 4: It's quite rough.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is rough for sensitive areas. I find it

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Speaker 2: quite aggressive.

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Speaker 5: Also, see that we've got one hundred and sixty six

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Speaker 5: fitzi in whip of fly swatters that haven't really taken

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Speaker 5: off a.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we had less fliers that expected in Sydney over

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Speaker 4: the last twelve months. No.

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Speaker 2: Well, the idea was that if you ran out of

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Speaker 2: the toilet paper, then you were going to get flies,

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Speaker 2: so they were expected.

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Speaker 3: To give away after the rolls. Can I what I

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Speaker 3: wanted to do? Tommy?

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Speaker 2: Just to update the merch for our trade's nickname toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to put in some new roles because I've

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Speaker 2: got some new nicknames.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you want to submit some more for me to

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Speaker 4: see to the printing workshop at.

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Speaker 3: The center of the workshop?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So these are a few workmates here we go.

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Speaker 2: Seaweed floats around all day and does sweet fa.

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Speaker 3: Paper straw, works for two minutes and then breaks down.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's not bad.

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Speaker 3: But that's not bad, thanks very much. What about the

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Speaker 3: school bus always leaves early to pick up the kids.

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Speaker 2: Number four they've got Tesla works for one day and

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Speaker 2: then needs to recharge.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 2: What about this the elf short blow happy to work

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Speaker 2: over Christmas l.

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Speaker 3: For alf elf elf e? Lay?

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Speaker 5: Gotcha right?

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Speaker 3: Gotcha? Here is aren't always in the office. Oh that's good,

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Speaker 3: And you've got Kim John only got the job because

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Speaker 3: of his dad. A lot of Scotch college kids, I suppose, isn't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Shaniah is another nickname for around the office and don't

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Speaker 2: impress me much. Not bad, and MasterCard takes credit for

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Speaker 2: other people's work, So.

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Speaker 3: Tommy, roll them out, hit print. We've got a brand.

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Speaker 2: New toilet, do you know what thirteen twenty four to ten.

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Speaker 2: If you need toilet paper, we can flick some of

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Speaker 2: these roles too.

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Speaker 3: What did you say? One hundred and nine, one hundred

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Speaker 3: and nineteen roles?

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Speaker 4: A very rough dunny roll.

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Speaker 2: Save your money right now and call the show.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you would like a dunny because there could

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Speaker 5: be another pandemic just around the corner.

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Speaker 3: Just having a look at the phones right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh hanky spanky, hanky spanky from Norellin Vale.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi guys, how are you?

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Speaker 3: But is your nickname hanky spanky?

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Speaker 1: No, well it is, so I just planing up just

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Speaker 1: to thank you for the TV I got last week

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Speaker 1: from last week the week before.

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Speaker 3: Oh right, good work, handy. But they didn't made everything okay?

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Speaker 1: It made everything okay. But the nickname of God is

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Speaker 1: a spree hump? What's that slows everybody down?

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Speaker 3: A well?

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Speaker 1: So what I've gotcha? I didn't tell you was talking

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Speaker 1: about my name? Why didn't you tell you my mum's name?

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Speaker 1: And you're not going to believe this?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Her name was Bicky Lou, Bi Lou, Dickie, d I

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Speaker 1: c k Y Dicky Lou.

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Speaker 3: No, what was her actual name?

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Speaker 5: What was her birth name?

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Speaker 3: Hanky?

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Speaker 1: Her birth name was Bircher Agnes Bleeker. So as a

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Speaker 1: result of that, that's why when she got married, she

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Speaker 1: didn't want a long name for it for the boys,

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Speaker 1: Hank and Jack, so she just made short names. She

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Speaker 1: changed the name by Deepault Dickie, and she always used

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Speaker 1: to say people didn't get the name over the fame.

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Speaker 1: She said, you know, Dicky Lou like a broken toilet.

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Speaker 2: Pretty good, Hank, Spanky. I love going through your family history.

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Speaker 2: And for that, Hanky Spanky, we are going.

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Speaker 3: To give you some train nickname.

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Speaker 4: Only got one hundred and eighteen roles.

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Speaker 3: I'm very confound. Do you know what, just just to.

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Speaker 4: Go through that whole story every time to get to

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Speaker 4: the ending, it must be a.

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Speaker 2: Nightmare, ye, Dicky Lou, Oh my gosh, it'sen Whipper with

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