WEBVTT - Hayesy's Busted Nut & Jodie's Pole Dancing Injury 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.960 Welcome to the Jody in Hazy Podcasts, proudly brought to 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:09.800 you by. 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:09.960 Every single opportunity to play single time. 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:17.160 What is going on? Grow up? Oh jeez? Now, nath Valvo, 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:18.200 very good comedian. 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:21.079 Yes, we had a little chat with him, very funny man, 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:23.640 doing some fine work at the fringe for a short 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:24.400 time only though. 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:25.959 Yeah, I got to go in and see him at the 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:28.360 Rhino Room. That's where he's plying his. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:32.720 Trade for all the good comedian comedics, comedians. 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:35.440 Go comedians, comedics, comedy guys, funny guys, all of them, 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:35.960 all of them. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:37.040 They go to the Rhino Room. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:40.040 They do. Are you schnitting me? Was fun this morning? 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:41.839 A couple of very interesting stories. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.040 Yeah, you are really drilled down on a busted testicle. 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:49.639 See what you wouldn't you just really really go off 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:52.159 if you busted your testicle, That's what it would sound like, 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:56.040 and then you'd go where it is. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.520 You shouldn't feel allowed access to the South effects. 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:01.800 You simply should not. 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:02.920 It's out of control. 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.000 So I love that you were able to talk about that, 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.640 But I'm not allowed to talk about my injuries. Sustain 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.160 doing a very serious news story about boll dancing. 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.400 Didn't you feel like you're being a little bit inappropriate now, 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:17.520 Like we're just having fun before and now you want 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:19.160 to take it in a bit of a smutty direction. 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:24.679 Obviously I'm joking, but the look that you're giving me' 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:26.920 is like, oh, you should sort of fear for your 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:27.800 safety type thing. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:31.720 Yeah, anyway, we'll have a chat about that after the podcast. 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.000 Okay, shall we what about our bando Man? 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:34.880 Yeah, he was good. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:38.120 He's very, very good. This guy is what do you 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.640 call him? A rapper, a lyricist. You can give him 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:43.160 a subject on the spot and he will seamlessly rap 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:44.800 about it for I reckon. He could go for two 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:45.800 or three days if he had to. 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:47.800 He's absolutely brilliant. This guy. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:49.560 I'd never seen him in action until he came into 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:50.680 the studio, but he's amazing. 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.480 Yes, just one of the many outstanding acts that's happening 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.400 in the Fringe, along with Matt Hale. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:02:01.200 Yes, the hypnosis Okay, yeah, I see this anyway. 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:04.000 So it's a bruiser like inner thigh. It's really really 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:06.840 sore at social a look. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.080 Yeah, while you're on the socials having a look at that, 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:12.280 check out, Jodi give the tires because that's a bit 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:16.160 of a laugh, isn't it a real solid laugh? Welcome 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:21.080 to the podcast friends? Where so Jody Otti on Wednesdays, 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:24.200 Thursdays and Fridays puts on her Channel ten first at 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:27.679 five news Hound first at five to ten. Hat. Yeah, 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:28.320 that's the title. 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:28.880 It's a big caut. 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:30.799 It's a big ad, isn't It's like a bigger kubra 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:37.000 at last night. Yes, usually on Channel ten we see 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.959 Jody doing the court stories, these really big, solid important stories. 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.040 I'm not saying this wasn't important. No, it was just 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:45.600 a shift in direction. Yeah, take us through it. 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:46.680 It was a little bit lighter. 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:51.280 I basically did a story on the on the girls 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.280 that are going to be backup dancers for Snoop Dogg 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:54.400 next Wednesday night. 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.240 All she did, everyone's been craving it. 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:59.919 Theoretically, if Snoop was to request a middle aged mother 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.560 four for next Wednesday, Carlie, what move could I do 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:03.359 to impress him? 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:05.200 Oh, a fireman spin for sure. 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:08.600 Okay, let's grab your hands up yep, Liza on the pole, yep, yep. 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:09.920 Then we're going to go through a little spin. 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.600 Oh yes, Snoope snow gloves it all right? 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:20.640 At body roll, I'll give me this work. Okay, So 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.840 that little bit in particular, can you just paint a 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:25.440 bit of a visual for us, because how do I 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:31.880 describe this? It was doing plenty visually, so and as 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.480 they saying the classics, yeah, oh boy wi. 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.240 So basically I had and I'm still sore. 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:41.640 Actually, those I have to say, those pole dancers are 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:44.840 incredible what they do. It's like it's akin to being 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:46.720 in the Olympics for gymnastics. 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:50.280 It's actually amazing. And I'm still sore, like my anathizers sport. 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:51.600 Is that too much information? 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:56.040 Yeah, I'm fine. I've got this natural little mechanic there 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:57.960 where I sort of zone out when I when I 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:01.360 hear a red flag, I've just heard white noise for 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:02.960 the past ten seconds. 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.640 So basically, she taught me how to do a fireman's drop, 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:09.760 so you wrap your legs around the pole when you 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:10.960 go round around, and then. 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:12.600 She was like, and then do a body roll and 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:14.440 then do it to work. So that's what I did. 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:14.840 Okay. 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:20.360 Oh, sorry for doing my job, mate, sorry for being professional. 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:24.960 I don't remember getting sent down to the joint where 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.320 those poles are and doing a news story like that, 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.040 but that's okay, So just a little bit. 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:33.919 Different, get nervous, you get a bit stammery, stommery, don't you. 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.279 Yeah, it's certainly not in my cup and zone right now. 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:38.000 But I do have a question for you, and I 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.120 feel like I have a question for not just myself 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.880 but every single Channel ten viewer last night. Go and 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:49.120 be honest, Well, that was not your first time? Is 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:50.560 it like this? Do I just do it like this? 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:54.120 You nailed it was perfect And you can jump on 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.600 Twitter for Channel ten and have a bit of a look. Yeah, 0:04:56.720 --> 0:05:00.719 you absolutely swung around there perfectly. Yeah, now just please 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.240 describe to us you little finish there as well. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:04.760 What do you mean the finish? 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.800 Just a little air drop, little twerk. 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:10.679 Yeah, a little twerk of the And there was much 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:12.880 discussion in the newsroom actually about do we keep that 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:13.680 in or do we not? 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.760 And I'm like, oh my god, at. 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:18.200 What point do you idiots realize that I have no 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:19.960 credibility so just leave it in? 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:20.560 Who cares? 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:22.360 You? 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:23.279 Just reading story? 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.400 This how was seen was huge? 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.200 This is some cusy. 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:34.119 Joe start with his story, hazy about ed sheerm because 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:35.520 it's actually a little bit sad. 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:38.240 And then Hopefully things pick up in the juice after. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:41.359 That, but he's revealed some pretty heavy stuff about writing 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:45.719 his new album, Subtract. He writes, within the space of 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.400 a month, my pregnant wife got told she had a tumor, 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.880 with no route to treatment until after the birth. My 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:55.240 best friend Jamal, a brother to me, died suddenly, and 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:57.840 I found myself standing in a court defending my integrity 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:02.560 and career as a songwriter, sharing through fear, depression and anxiety. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:06.440 There was that whole thing that he'd like copied, yes, songs, remember. 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.640 Which I do remember at the time thinking that was 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:12.960 absolutely ridiculous. Yeah, And I do also think there's millions 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:13.960 upon millions of songs. 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:16.480 How on earth do you come up with something original 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:17.840 when there's so many songs out there. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.360 With very similar, pretty basic core progressions for a lot 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:20.600 of them. 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:22.839 Yeah, he said, I felt like I was drowning, head 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:25.120 below the surface, looking up but not being able to. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:28.000 Break through for airs. I'm sorry sorry he went through that. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:29.719 But on the back of that, he's got one hundred 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:32.920 and five thousand people tonight at the MCG for his 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:33.839 concert in Melbourne. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:35.359 Yeah, he seems to be quite popular. 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.320 And then over one hundred and seven thousand tomorrow night 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.240 as well. So Melbourne is bracing for traffic chaos. Can 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:44.919 you imagine the Thursday night and Friday night commute in 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:47.039 Melbourne with everyone pouring in for ed shearing? 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.120 It's like the AFOL Grand Final two nights in a row. 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:49.719 Exactly. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:53.040 A bit of mathscoss from last night. So rupert butt 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:53.920 dild Evelyn? 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:58.480 Oh god, you just wonder the validity of the butt dial? 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:02.279 Well, not once, but three times. Three times? It's three 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:03.040 butt does. 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:05.239 Stop sitting on your phone? 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:05.880 Yeah? 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:09.320 So Evelyn who hasn't been overly kind to her husband 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.680 during the show, but then defied the trend last night 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.320 and she decided that he's an absolute moron. 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:14.880 Have a listen. 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:19.360 I know that I'm blunt the truth now, Please don't 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:20.000 make me go there. 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:21.280 I don't want to be that chef. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:26.880 Absolutely go there. Then you said you couldn't stand her. 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:29.320 And your cords. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:32.440 No he didn't. 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:35.680 Hasn't really has an everyone really found herself and really 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:36.520 found her voice. 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.320 Hasn't she discovered who she is as a woman? 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.520 Oh my goodness, there as they say, to really stir 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:43.920 the pot and shake things up. 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:47.920 Yes, a bit of clarification around Justin Beaver's condition and 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:52.440 why he canceled his Australian tour. It's related to the 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:55.360 condition that he has that he's been fairly vocal about. 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.440 But this was his statement yesterday. 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.160 Everyone justin here. 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:04.080 I wanted to updat you guys on what's been going on. Obviously, 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.280 as you can probably see from my face, I have 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:13.400 this syndrome called Ramsey Hunt syndrome and it is from 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:18.600 this virus that attacks the nerve in my ear, my 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:23.200 facial nerves and has caused my fees to have paralysis. 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.600 So this was a little Instagram video that he released 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.080 last year when it first came to light, and obviously 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:32.680 it's it's back again. So yes, that's the answer for 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:35.800 a lot of Justin Bieber fans who were extremely disgruntled 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:36.840 yesterday and his birthday. 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:40.280 And there's this whole other dialogue going on between Hailey 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:43.960 and Selena Gomez that I just I tried to research 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.440 it this morning before the show, and I just couldn't 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:47.520 get my little head around it. 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.720 Ye, there's a lot going on. It's a fair bit 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:52.120 going on to by. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.720 Eight o'clock, I'll try and like really drill down and 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:56.240 then have all the goss for you. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:59.559 Okay, very good book for holiday you this. 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:03.440 Summer, because act a little different on holiday, more daring, relaxing. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:05.000 Sometimes it'd be more fancy. 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:07.320 And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:07.760 your style? 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.400 Book get away on the if? What if it's Ozzie 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.360 for travel. Time to speak to one of the best 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:13.480 comedians that you will hear. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.920 Yes, our next guest joining us in the studio is 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:24.079 Naith Valvo. 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:26.960 His fringe show is called a Hit Machine. 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:29.559 And we just said, mate, watch your nineties banger that 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:31.000 you want to walk into. 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.120 And that was it, I mean the first one that 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.800 came to my head. There's hundreds we could have chosen. 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:38.520 Yes, we went with Beta. We went with a local hero. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.400 I thought the link there was that you had abs 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.120 like Peter Andre back in the day. It's a physical thing. 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:46.600 However, speaking of his apps, I do remember the film 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:48.800 clip him walking on the beach. No, I do remember being, 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:53.840 you know, eleven twelve years old, going what's going on here? 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.520 Why am I? 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.520 Anyway? Good morning Adelaide. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:03.760 Andre was your turning point? What was yours? 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.679 Who made you gay? Let's open the phone line, let's 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:08.400 do this a. 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.040 Be sure and you want to contribute over there? 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:11.200 Are you good? 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:13.400 I reckon it was the spy skirls that turned you. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:17.120 Oh yes, yeahs turned well before that. 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:20.160 Okay, n take us through this show. Obviously you're you're 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:21.760 a regular at this time of the year, and we 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.920 love going along and watching you do your absolute best. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:25.560 Thank you? 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:26.560 What's the show best? 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:26.880 Well? 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:30.480 You know, this is my thirteenth Adelaide friend, My god, 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:31.840 that's a lot. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:33.520 And you're only you've only just hit what. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.120 Thank you so much? Have you been googling what to 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:37.360 say to a guest. 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:40.280 Twelve? 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:41.760 That's very lovely. Thank you. 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:43.640 I'm a bit older than I look because I never 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.199 go in the sun. That's the key keeps the face fresh. 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:51.120 So it's my thirteenth year. And then last year something happened. 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.040 I did this thing in my show. 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:56.320 Last year. I told this story that I told another. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.400 Previous year, and then all these audience members came up 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:00.800 to me night after night going that was by far 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.080 the best part of the show. Now, hang on, how 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.440 offensive that was a bit from another show I did once, 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.520 But hang on, I am so arrogant and comedians are 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:12.280 so up themselves that we think everyone sees us every 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:14.480 year and that you're obsessed with us. Then you have 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:16.000 us counting down on your calendar. 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:17.280 Do you see our Adelaide show? 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:19.840 So I thought, why not for my thirteenth year, get 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:24.240 every red hot favorite bit I've ever done over thirteen 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:27.480 years and crammed them all into one hour. 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:31.160 It's absolutely exhausting, and I am doing a hit machine, 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:32.200 greatest hits. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:35.160 To take that John Farnam, really and it is been 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:36.760 Last night was opening show? 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:38.360 So much fun? 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.080 Yeah, and I'm like, why did I wait this long 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:42.440 to do something as fun as this? 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:44.720 You're a former member as well, of course of the 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:45.400 Nova family. 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:48.240 Love NOV, Thank you, Nover, Live Life, nover doing. My 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.839 favorite NOV moment was I love talking. I don't know 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.319 if you've picked up on that, but I was never 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.720 good at the buttons. I'm like old mate here. 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:55.720 No, he's never good at the button. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:12:00.200 Oh good, I pressed the right things. 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.000 So bad at the buttons I used to. 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.000 This is my favorite Nova moment and probably why I'm 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:09.880 no longer on NOV. I was hosting the weekend National 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:13.520 Breaky Show. So that's a great show. I was on 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:17.960 in every state. Good Morning, Hello Australia. I did the 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:21.160 buttons wrong. Someone told me I wasn't paying attention. Probably 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:24.520 saw myself in a reflection somewhere O fix the fringe 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:27.439 left the studio because then it went into auto. 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:28.880 Pilot whenever that word is called. 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:31.680 And then I got in the lift, and then I 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.680 got down to the car, and then I got in 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:36.719 my car and drove out of the building and there 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:39.880 was silence on the Nova station. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:42.960 I'm like, well, that's not good. There was actual Sun. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.480 Who's done that? Why is there nothing on Nova? Anyway? 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:49.760 I took Nova off air for so long that the 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.320 emergency song kicked in. They have some sort of like 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:55.880 emergency system and a song plays, and that was Britney 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:59.000 Spears Radar and I'll never forget it. 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:02.200 That kicked in. So you're welcome Australia to bang a song. 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:06.800 Unfortunately, wait a minute of the before we got there. 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:08.320 I think it's over a minute. 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:10.440 It has to be silenced for for that song to 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:12.720 kick in, So look no longer on over. 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:14.480 That's the ending of that story. 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:17.320 Yeah, I want to see you, welcome back, but quite 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:20.959 frankly you not. No, thanks so much for coming in. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.880 And the show is called hit Machine. Only got a 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:26.400 couple of left. So you've got to get him quickets 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.080 at the Rhino Room Great Room tickets from frenchticks dot 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:29.760 com dot are you know? 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:30.440 Thanks so much. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:34.720 You've got a time machine. 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:41.640 On this day, Thursday, second of March. A lot happened 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:43.760 on this day. So let's take a little firm trip 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:45.400 down a particular avenue. Where should we go? 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.959 Joe's oh memory late on. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:51.319 This daisy time. Nineteen sixty three, On this day, Anthony 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:54.760 albaniz He was born in Sydney. Today is his sixtieth birthday. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:55.600 For the big Elbow. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.160 Oh, happy birthday, Elbow. 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:59.840 At what stage will the entire nation because that's what 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:01.760 we do, Just turn on him and start to hate him. 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:04.160 That's what we do with Prime Minister. At some point 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:06.160 it's coming, Albo. Just get ready. 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.840 Except for Hawky. We love him, No, we like him. 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.400 After I think we started scull and beers for fun. 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:12.520 That was the turning point. 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:16.160 Why does an albow just do that? Now? No one online, 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.880 I'm sure. Nineteen eighty Rebel Wilson was born in City. 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:22.040 Today is her forty third birthday. What a successful cruise 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:23.680 she's had. She's been funny the whole time. 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:28.080 The best singer in Tasmania Bit Team Oh Happy Birthday. 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:31.000 Rebel good Stuff. Two thousand and one, Spiedo closed down. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.680 There one remaining Australian factory in Sydney, and there was 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:38.720 just an absolute angry army of middle aged dads wearing 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.800 speedos with their guts hanging over the top with zincd 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:42.640 up sniffers. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:46.880 So I feel like your hate for speedos is unjustified? 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:48.840 Am I right? Producers? Zoe? 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:49.640 Are you right? 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:52.720 Who was wearing one? About seven days ago? 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:53.640 Who was producers? 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:55.640 Zoe was? 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:57.880 I was forced to wear some speedo? 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:00.760 You went forced to wear a subway speed You want. 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:01.040 You not to? 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:04.600 He all said, don't do it, and you still did it. 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:07.840 Quite literally chuck them out after that as well. Twenty 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.040 twelve one directions entire twenty twelve was straining to was 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.600 sold out in just three minutes through ticket tech. Do 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:17.160 you guys have a favorite one direction song? Go you do? 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:19.360 Sare we the Story of My life? 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:19.760 There? 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:24.160 You story of it life? I keep it warm. I 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:26.360 think you're mixing and mashing lyrics there, but that's okay. 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:29.160 And I also feel like that came out after one direction. 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:33.400 No, yes, that's a one direction song just straight up 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:38.280 to Google anyway. This feels like an offair conversation twenty fourteen, 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:42.040 Ellen DeGeneres. It seems like a lovely lady, Ellen, doesn't 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:43.840 she She didn't really nice. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.680 She didn't where everyone came out and said she wasn't. 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:50.320 Her oscarself a big President Obama's retweet record on Twitter 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:53.840 in twenty fourteen, what was her sign off? Again? 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:55.280 Big? 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:55.960 Good to one mother? 0:15:56.200 --> 0:16:00.960 Yeah, use your own words there. Well, stop being really 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:03.880 really good guests, because who would have thought that your 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:07.320 high profile guests would actually talk. I don't know. One 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.640 song on March second, two thousand and seven was what 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.440 Goes Around Comes Around by Justin Timberlake. This is a 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:16.120 man who just is unable to do something that's not elite. 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:19.640 Yeah, that's so true. He's quite little, though. 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:23.280 Is he? He would own you met I met him 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:23.920 Joe two. 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.120 That is so unfair because I didn't even say that. 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:27.920 Are we talking? 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:28.320 Two? 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:30.520 Wow? 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.520 We call little? Last time? I call it up. Well, 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:35.880 he just quite a little. I'm assuming this time. 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:37.160 That makes me so bad. 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:41.040 You don't gaslight me like that, like you like I'm 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:42.640 saying that I've met someone famous. 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:44.400 You're the one that said that i'd met him. 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:47.280 What are you talking about? I alway said anything about 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:55.400 justin Timberlake. You're crazy, you're losing it. Yeah, anyway, he'sating. 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:11.399 It's a lot of fun. It's called are you schnitting me? 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:14.760 Where we both tell a story. Somebody's telling the truth, 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:18.480 somebody is telling a lie. If you can correctly identify 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:22.480 which story is which, who's truthful, who's a big fat liar? Yep, 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.040 score yourself a one hundred dollars bout you the schnit house. 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:27.080 Do you want to go first? Or do you just 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:28.919 want to make me do all the heavy lifting? 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:31.800 You know always, you know you're such a strong person. 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:34.400 Why don't you just lead us into the promised Land? 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:36.040 You honest operator? 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:39.159 Okay, so you know James Brashaw, right. 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:40.359 Here we go. 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:54.000 You know, James drop the names, accusing me of dropping. 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:55.480 Names, James Brashaw. 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:58.439 Okay. Well, I once was in the back of a 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:02.560 cab in Bali with James, and I had the worst 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:05.680 barley belly you could ever imagine. So we were traveling 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:09.360 from where we were staying at a resort, not together, obviously, 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.440 I was with my ex husband and we were traveling 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:15.360 to Semon out just to do a bit of shopping. 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:18.800