Speaker 1: Welcome to the Jody in Hazy Podcasts, proudly brought to
Speaker 1: you by.
Speaker 2: Every single opportunity to play single time.
Speaker 1: What is going on? Grow up? Oh jeez? Now, nath Valvo,
Speaker 1: very good comedian.
Speaker 3: Yes, we had a little chat with him, very funny man,
Speaker 3: doing some fine work at the fringe for a short
Speaker 3: time only though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to go in and see him at the
Speaker 1: Rhino Room. That's where he's plying his.
Speaker 2: Trade for all the good comedian comedics, comedians.
Speaker 1: Go comedians, comedics, comedy guys, funny guys, all of them,
Speaker 1: all of them.
Speaker 2: They go to the Rhino Room.
Speaker 1: They do. Are you schnitting me? Was fun this morning?
Speaker 1: A couple of very interesting stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are really drilled down on a busted testicle.
Speaker 1: See what you wouldn't you just really really go off
Speaker 1: if you busted your testicle, That's what it would sound like,
Speaker 1: and then you'd go where it is.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't feel allowed access to the South effects.
Speaker 2: You simply should not.
Speaker 1: It's out of control.
Speaker 3: So I love that you were able to talk about that,
Speaker 3: But I'm not allowed to talk about my injuries. Sustain
Speaker 3: doing a very serious news story about boll dancing.
Speaker 1: Didn't you feel like you're being a little bit inappropriate now,
Speaker 1: Like we're just having fun before and now you want
Speaker 1: to take it in a bit of a smutty direction.
Speaker 1: Obviously I'm joking, but the look that you're giving me'
Speaker 1: is like, oh, you should sort of fear for your
Speaker 1: safety type thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, we'll have a chat about that after the podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, shall we what about our bando Man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was good.
Speaker 1: He's very, very good. This guy is what do you
Speaker 1: call him? A rapper, a lyricist. You can give him
Speaker 1: a subject on the spot and he will seamlessly rap
Speaker 1: about it for I reckon. He could go for two
Speaker 1: or three days if he had to.
Speaker 2: He's absolutely brilliant. This guy.
Speaker 3: I'd never seen him in action until he came into
Speaker 3: the studio, but he's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yes, just one of the many outstanding acts that's happening
Speaker 1: in the Fringe, along with Matt Hale.
Speaker 2: Yes, the hypnosis Okay, yeah, I see this anyway.
Speaker 3: So it's a bruiser like inner thigh. It's really really
Speaker 3: sore at social a look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, while you're on the socials having a look at that,
Speaker 1: check out, Jodi give the tires because that's a bit
Speaker 1: of a laugh, isn't it a real solid laugh? Welcome
Speaker 1: to the podcast friends? Where so Jody Otti on Wednesdays,
Speaker 1: Thursdays and Fridays puts on her Channel ten first at
Speaker 1: five news Hound first at five to ten. Hat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the title.
Speaker 2: It's a big caut.
Speaker 1: It's a big ad, isn't It's like a bigger kubra
Speaker 1: at last night. Yes, usually on Channel ten we see
Speaker 1: Jody doing the court stories, these really big, solid important stories.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying this wasn't important. No, it was just
Speaker 1: a shift in direction. Yeah, take us through it.
Speaker 2: It was a little bit lighter.
Speaker 3: I basically did a story on the on the girls
Speaker 3: that are going to be backup dancers for Snoop Dogg
Speaker 3: next Wednesday night.
Speaker 1: All she did, everyone's been craving it.
Speaker 3: Theoretically, if Snoop was to request a middle aged mother
Speaker 3: four for next Wednesday, Carlie, what move could I do
Speaker 3: to impress him?
Speaker 2: Oh, a fireman spin for sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's grab your hands up yep, Liza on the pole, yep, yep.
Speaker 2: Then we're going to go through a little spin.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, Snoope snow gloves it all right?
Speaker 1: At body roll, I'll give me this work. Okay, So
Speaker 1: that little bit in particular, can you just paint a
Speaker 1: bit of a visual for us, because how do I
Speaker 1: describe this? It was doing plenty visually, so and as
Speaker 1: they saying the classics, yeah, oh boy wi.
Speaker 2: So basically I had and I'm still sore.
Speaker 3: Actually, those I have to say, those pole dancers are
Speaker 3: incredible what they do. It's like it's akin to being
Speaker 3: in the Olympics for gymnastics.
Speaker 2: It's actually amazing. And I'm still sore, like my anathizers sport.
Speaker 2: Is that too much information?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fine. I've got this natural little mechanic there
Speaker 1: where I sort of zone out when I when I
Speaker 1: hear a red flag, I've just heard white noise for
Speaker 1: the past ten seconds.
Speaker 3: So basically, she taught me how to do a fireman's drop,
Speaker 3: so you wrap your legs around the pole when you
Speaker 3: go round around, and then.
Speaker 2: She was like, and then do a body roll and
Speaker 2: then do it to work. So that's what I did.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Oh, sorry for doing my job, mate, sorry for being professional.
Speaker 1: I don't remember getting sent down to the joint where
Speaker 1: those poles are and doing a news story like that,
Speaker 1: but that's okay, So just a little bit.
Speaker 3: Different, get nervous, you get a bit stammery, stommery, don't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's certainly not in my cup and zone right now.
Speaker 1: But I do have a question for you, and I
Speaker 1: feel like I have a question for not just myself
Speaker 1: but every single Channel ten viewer last night. Go and
Speaker 1: be honest, Well, that was not your first time? Is
Speaker 1: it like this? Do I just do it like this?
Speaker 1: You nailed it was perfect And you can jump on
Speaker 1: Twitter for Channel ten and have a bit of a look. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you absolutely swung around there perfectly. Yeah, now just please
Speaker 1: describe to us you little finish there as well.
Speaker 2: What do you mean the finish?
Speaker 1: Just a little air drop, little twerk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little twerk of the And there was much
Speaker 3: discussion in the newsroom actually about do we keep that
Speaker 3: in or do we not?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god, at.
Speaker 3: What point do you idiots realize that I have no
Speaker 3: credibility so just leave it in?
Speaker 2: Who cares?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 6: Just reading story?
Speaker 2: This how was seen was huge?
Speaker 7: This is some cusy.
Speaker 3: Joe start with his story, hazy about ed sheerm because
Speaker 3: it's actually a little bit sad.
Speaker 2: And then Hopefully things pick up in the juice after.
Speaker 3: That, but he's revealed some pretty heavy stuff about writing
Speaker 3: his new album, Subtract. He writes, within the space of
Speaker 3: a month, my pregnant wife got told she had a tumor,
Speaker 3: with no route to treatment until after the birth. My
Speaker 3: best friend Jamal, a brother to me, died suddenly, and
Speaker 3: I found myself standing in a court defending my integrity
Speaker 3: and career as a songwriter, sharing through fear, depression and anxiety.
Speaker 2: There was that whole thing that he'd like copied, yes, songs, remember.
Speaker 1: Which I do remember at the time thinking that was
Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. Yeah, And I do also think there's millions
Speaker 1: upon millions of songs.
Speaker 3: How on earth do you come up with something original
Speaker 3: when there's so many songs out there.
Speaker 1: With very similar, pretty basic core progressions for a lot
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, I felt like I was drowning, head
Speaker 3: below the surface, looking up but not being able to.
Speaker 2: Break through for airs. I'm sorry sorry he went through that.
Speaker 3: But on the back of that, he's got one hundred
Speaker 3: and five thousand people tonight at the MCG for his
Speaker 3: concert in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems to be quite popular.
Speaker 3: And then over one hundred and seven thousand tomorrow night
Speaker 3: as well. So Melbourne is bracing for traffic chaos. Can
Speaker 3: you imagine the Thursday night and Friday night commute in
Speaker 3: Melbourne with everyone pouring in for ed shearing?
Speaker 1: It's like the AFOL Grand Final two nights in a row.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 3: A bit of mathscoss from last night. So rupert butt
Speaker 3: dild Evelyn?
Speaker 1: Oh god, you just wonder the validity of the butt dial?
Speaker 2: Well, not once, but three times. Three times? It's three
Speaker 2: butt does.
Speaker 1: Stop sitting on your phone?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So Evelyn who hasn't been overly kind to her husband
Speaker 3: during the show, but then defied the trend last night
Speaker 3: and she decided that he's an absolute moron.
Speaker 2: Have a listen.
Speaker 7: I know that I'm blunt the truth now, Please don't
Speaker 7: make me go there.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be that chef.
Speaker 1: Absolutely go there. Then you said you couldn't stand her.
Speaker 2: And your cords.
Speaker 6: No he didn't.
Speaker 1: Hasn't really has an everyone really found herself and really
Speaker 1: found her voice.
Speaker 2: Hasn't she discovered who she is as a woman?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, there as they say, to really stir
Speaker 1: the pot and shake things up.
Speaker 3: Yes, a bit of clarification around Justin Beaver's condition and
Speaker 3: why he canceled his Australian tour. It's related to the
Speaker 3: condition that he has that he's been fairly vocal about.
Speaker 3: But this was his statement yesterday.
Speaker 1: Everyone justin here.
Speaker 8: I wanted to updat you guys on what's been going on. Obviously,
Speaker 8: as you can probably see from my face, I have
Speaker 8: this syndrome called Ramsey Hunt syndrome and it is from
Speaker 8: this virus that attacks the nerve in my ear, my
Speaker 8: facial nerves and has caused my fees to have paralysis.
Speaker 1: So this was a little Instagram video that he released
Speaker 1: last year when it first came to light, and obviously
Speaker 1: it's it's back again. So yes, that's the answer for
Speaker 1: a lot of Justin Bieber fans who were extremely disgruntled
Speaker 1: yesterday and his birthday.
Speaker 3: And there's this whole other dialogue going on between Hailey
Speaker 3: and Selena Gomez that I just I tried to research
Speaker 3: it this morning before the show, and I just couldn't
Speaker 3: get my little head around it.
Speaker 1: Ye, there's a lot going on. It's a fair bit
Speaker 1: going on to by.
Speaker 3: Eight o'clock, I'll try and like really drill down and
Speaker 3: then have all the goss for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, very good book for holiday you this.
Speaker 1: Summer, because act a little different on holiday, more daring, relaxing.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it'd be more fancy.
Speaker 2: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit
Speaker 2: your style?
Speaker 1: Book get away on the if? What if it's Ozzie
Speaker 1: for travel. Time to speak to one of the best
Speaker 1: comedians that you will hear.
Speaker 3: Yes, our next guest joining us in the studio is
Speaker 3: Naith Valvo.
Speaker 2: His fringe show is called a Hit Machine.
Speaker 3: And we just said, mate, watch your nineties banger that
Speaker 3: you want to walk into.
Speaker 7: And that was it, I mean the first one that
Speaker 7: came to my head. There's hundreds we could have chosen.
Speaker 6: Yes, we went with Beta. We went with a local hero.
Speaker 1: I thought the link there was that you had abs
Speaker 1: like Peter Andre back in the day. It's a physical thing.
Speaker 7: However, speaking of his apps, I do remember the film
Speaker 7: clip him walking on the beach. No, I do remember being,
Speaker 7: you know, eleven twelve years old, going what's going on here?
Speaker 1: Why am I?
Speaker 6: Anyway? Good morning Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Andre was your turning point? What was yours?
Speaker 6: Who made you gay? Let's open the phone line, let's
Speaker 6: do this a.
Speaker 2: Be sure and you want to contribute over there?
Speaker 4: Are you good?
Speaker 2: I reckon it was the spy skirls that turned you.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeahs turned well before that.
Speaker 1: Okay, n take us through this show. Obviously you're you're
Speaker 1: a regular at this time of the year, and we
Speaker 1: love going along and watching you do your absolute best.
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 1: What's the show best?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 7: You know, this is my thirteenth Adelaide friend, My god,
Speaker 7: that's a lot.
Speaker 1: And you're only you've only just hit what.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much? Have you been googling what to
Speaker 6: say to a guest.
Speaker 1: Twelve?
Speaker 6: That's very lovely. Thank you.
Speaker 7: I'm a bit older than I look because I never
Speaker 7: go in the sun. That's the key keeps the face fresh.
Speaker 7: So it's my thirteenth year. And then last year something happened.
Speaker 7: I did this thing in my show.
Speaker 6: Last year. I told this story that I told another.
Speaker 7: Previous year, and then all these audience members came up
Speaker 7: to me night after night going that was by far
Speaker 7: the best part of the show. Now, hang on, how
Speaker 7: offensive that was a bit from another show I did once,
Speaker 7: But hang on, I am so arrogant and comedians are
Speaker 7: so up themselves that we think everyone sees us every
Speaker 7: year and that you're obsessed with us. Then you have
Speaker 7: us counting down on your calendar.
Speaker 6: Do you see our Adelaide show?
Speaker 7: So I thought, why not for my thirteenth year, get
Speaker 7: every red hot favorite bit I've ever done over thirteen
Speaker 7: years and crammed them all into one hour.
Speaker 6: It's absolutely exhausting, and I am doing a hit machine,
Speaker 6: greatest hits.
Speaker 7: To take that John Farnam, really and it is been
Speaker 7: Last night was opening show?
Speaker 1: So much fun?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm like, why did I wait this long
Speaker 6: to do something as fun as this?
Speaker 1: You're a former member as well, of course of the
Speaker 1: Nova family.
Speaker 7: Love NOV, Thank you, Nover, Live Life, nover doing. My
Speaker 7: favorite NOV moment was I love talking. I don't know
Speaker 7: if you've picked up on that, but I was never
Speaker 7: good at the buttons. I'm like old mate here.
Speaker 2: No, he's never good at the button.
Speaker 1: Oh good, I pressed the right things.
Speaker 6: So bad at the buttons I used to.
Speaker 7: This is my favorite Nova moment and probably why I'm
Speaker 7: no longer on NOV. I was hosting the weekend National
Speaker 7: Breaky Show. So that's a great show. I was on
Speaker 7: in every state. Good Morning, Hello Australia. I did the
Speaker 7: buttons wrong. Someone told me I wasn't paying attention. Probably
Speaker 7: saw myself in a reflection somewhere O fix the fringe
Speaker 7: left the studio because then it went into auto.
Speaker 6: Pilot whenever that word is called.
Speaker 7: And then I got in the lift, and then I
Speaker 7: got down to the car, and then I got in
Speaker 7: my car and drove out of the building and there
Speaker 7: was silence on the Nova station.
Speaker 6: I'm like, well, that's not good. There was actual Sun.
Speaker 6: Who's done that? Why is there nothing on Nova? Anyway?
Speaker 7: I took Nova off air for so long that the
Speaker 7: emergency song kicked in. They have some sort of like
Speaker 7: emergency system and a song plays, and that was Britney
Speaker 7: Spears Radar and I'll never forget it.
Speaker 6: That kicked in. So you're welcome Australia to bang a song.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, wait a minute of the before we got there.
Speaker 6: I think it's over a minute.
Speaker 7: It has to be silenced for for that song to
Speaker 7: kick in, So look no longer on over.
Speaker 6: That's the ending of that story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to see you, welcome back, but quite
Speaker 3: frankly you not. No, thanks so much for coming in.
Speaker 3: And the show is called hit Machine. Only got a
Speaker 3: couple of left. So you've got to get him quickets
Speaker 3: at the Rhino Room Great Room tickets from frenchticks dot
Speaker 3: com dot are you know?
Speaker 2: Thanks so much.
Speaker 6: You've got a time machine.
Speaker 1: On this day, Thursday, second of March. A lot happened
Speaker 1: on this day. So let's take a little firm trip
Speaker 1: down a particular avenue. Where should we go?
Speaker 2: Joe's oh memory late on.
Speaker 1: This daisy time. Nineteen sixty three, On this day, Anthony
Speaker 1: albaniz He was born in Sydney. Today is his sixtieth birthday.
Speaker 1: For the big Elbow.
Speaker 2: Oh, happy birthday, Elbow.
Speaker 1: At what stage will the entire nation because that's what
Speaker 1: we do, Just turn on him and start to hate him.
Speaker 1: That's what we do with Prime Minister. At some point
Speaker 1: it's coming, Albo. Just get ready.
Speaker 2: Except for Hawky. We love him, No, we like him.
Speaker 1: After I think we started scull and beers for fun.
Speaker 2: That was the turning point.
Speaker 1: Why does an albow just do that? Now? No one online,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Nineteen eighty Rebel Wilson was born in City.
Speaker 1: Today is her forty third birthday. What a successful cruise
Speaker 1: she's had. She's been funny the whole time.
Speaker 3: The best singer in Tasmania Bit Team Oh Happy Birthday.
Speaker 1: Rebel good Stuff. Two thousand and one, Spiedo closed down.
Speaker 1: There one remaining Australian factory in Sydney, and there was
Speaker 1: just an absolute angry army of middle aged dads wearing
Speaker 1: speedos with their guts hanging over the top with zincd
Speaker 1: up sniffers.
Speaker 3: So I feel like your hate for speedos is unjustified?
Speaker 2: Am I right? Producers? Zoe?
Speaker 1: Are you right?
Speaker 2: Who was wearing one? About seven days ago?
Speaker 1: Who was producers?
Speaker 2: Zoe was?
Speaker 1: I was forced to wear some speedo?
Speaker 2: You went forced to wear a subway speed You want.
Speaker 1: You not to?
Speaker 2: He all said, don't do it, and you still did it.
Speaker 1: Quite literally chuck them out after that as well. Twenty
Speaker 1: twelve one directions entire twenty twelve was straining to was
Speaker 1: sold out in just three minutes through ticket tech. Do
Speaker 1: you guys have a favorite one direction song? Go you do?
Speaker 1: Sare we the Story of My life?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 1: You story of it life? I keep it warm. I
Speaker 1: think you're mixing and mashing lyrics there, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: And I also feel like that came out after one direction.
Speaker 1: No, yes, that's a one direction song just straight up
Speaker 1: to Google anyway. This feels like an offair conversation twenty fourteen,
Speaker 1: Ellen DeGeneres. It seems like a lovely lady, Ellen, doesn't
Speaker 1: she She didn't really nice.
Speaker 2: She didn't where everyone came out and said she wasn't.
Speaker 1: Her oscarself a big President Obama's retweet record on Twitter
Speaker 1: in twenty fourteen, what was her sign off? Again?
Speaker 5: Big?
Speaker 2: Good to one mother?
Speaker 1: Yeah, use your own words there. Well, stop being really
Speaker 1: really good guests, because who would have thought that your
Speaker 1: high profile guests would actually talk. I don't know. One
Speaker 1: song on March second, two thousand and seven was what
Speaker 1: Goes Around Comes Around by Justin Timberlake. This is a
Speaker 1: man who just is unable to do something that's not elite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true. He's quite little, though.
Speaker 1: Is he? He would own you met I met him
Speaker 1: Joe two.
Speaker 2: That is so unfair because I didn't even say that.
Speaker 1: Are we talking?
Speaker 7: Two?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: We call little? Last time? I call it up. Well,
Speaker 1: he just quite a little. I'm assuming this time.
Speaker 2: That makes me so bad.
Speaker 3: You don't gaslight me like that, like you like I'm
Speaker 3: saying that I've met someone famous.
Speaker 2: You're the one that said that i'd met him.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I alway said anything about
Speaker 1: justin Timberlake. You're crazy, you're losing it. Yeah, anyway, he'sating.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. It's called are you schnitting me?
Speaker 1: Where we both tell a story. Somebody's telling the truth,
Speaker 1: somebody is telling a lie. If you can correctly identify
Speaker 1: which story is which, who's truthful, who's a big fat liar? Yep,
Speaker 1: score yourself a one hundred dollars bout you the schnit house.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go first? Or do you just
Speaker 2: want to make me do all the heavy lifting?
Speaker 1: You know always, you know you're such a strong person.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just lead us into the promised Land?
Speaker 1: You honest operator?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know James Brashaw, right.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: You know, James drop the names, accusing me of dropping.
Speaker 1: Names, James Brashaw.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, I once was in the back of a
Speaker 3: cab in Bali with James, and I had the worst
Speaker 3: barley belly you could ever imagine. So we were traveling
Speaker 3: from where we were staying at a resort, not together, obviously,
Speaker 3: I was with my ex husband and we were traveling
Speaker 3: to Semon out just to do a bit of shopping.
Speaker 2: And oh my god, I have never been hit so
Speaker 2: hard by gastro in my whole entire life.
Speaker 1: You know, I would pay to watch and listen to
Speaker 1: James Bracehaw commmentates to your barley belly.
Speaker 5: That's there.
Speaker 2: He goes from fifty meters out, she's running to the toilet. Unbelievable,
Speaker 2: that sort of vibe. So that happened in Bali.
Speaker 1: Here you goes, yeah, look, that's very believable. And because
Speaker 1: that's what happens when you get to Bali, get Bali belly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want to get in front of James Bracehwaw.
Speaker 1: That a story for it.
Speaker 2: We don't want to him providing commentary on him.
Speaker 1: You do not. That doesn't help pursue the situation at all,
Speaker 1: does it.
Speaker 5: All?
Speaker 1: Right, let's go back to two thousand and I'm going
Speaker 1: to get very specific with this as well, and I
Speaker 1: say it was around fifteen central districts to be Port Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Definitely in the second half and say the third quarter.
Speaker 1: I think by that stage I hadn't or maybe I'd
Speaker 1: had one kick.
Speaker 3: Irrelevant, it's not, it's very relevant in terms of sample stats.
Speaker 1: I would have been actually know why it's relevant beause
Speaker 1: I would have been getting really really frustrated, so I
Speaker 1: would have started to try and do the argie bargie stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh No, So I've tried to I've tried to take
Speaker 1: out a big bloke and he ended up being in
Speaker 1: grooms in my wedding. Guy called Jimmy MICKL. John.
Speaker 2: I know Jimmy, Big Jimmy.
Speaker 1: He's a giant man. So I've tried to absolutely floor
Speaker 1: Jimmy for whatever reason, just to take out my anger.
Speaker 1: And right at the time where I wish that he
Speaker 1: didn't move, he sort of turned away and I got
Speaker 1: him front on and he raised his knee yep, and
Speaker 1: his knee collected me right in the nether region. And
Speaker 1: it was a pain that I had never felt before,
Speaker 1: so much so that I couldn't really walk properly, like
Speaker 1: it was just it was, yeah, a disgusting, consistent pain
Speaker 1: that would not go away for a good fifteen twenty
Speaker 1: minutes went So the doctor doctors like, I think you've
Speaker 1: done little bit damage here to get done for the
Speaker 1: rest of the game. We went off. He went to
Speaker 1: the doctor bang a ruptured testicable. Ooh, and you know
Speaker 1: how me Jades. Yeah, just a quick little piece of
Speaker 1: history for you. Hamstring, bang off the bone, two sets
Speaker 1: of aductors, bang off the bone, shoulder reconstruction, ee, reconstruction
Speaker 1: and or reconstruction. I've desiccated every single finger. Some a
Speaker 1: man who enjoys getting injured. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also Jody in the back of a cabin barley.
Speaker 1: Bang bang, let's go contents everywhere, look at it, this
Speaker 1: kind of thing thirteen twenty four to ten. Who's telling
Speaker 1: the truth? Who was lying? Cut the stories?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 1: Someone's telling the truth. Someone's telling you why little recap? Yep.
Speaker 3: So my story was about schnitting in balley basically. So
Speaker 3: I was with my ex husband's best friend, James brace Saw.
Speaker 2: He was in the front of the cab.
Speaker 1: It was just one of those rare times where you
Speaker 1: got gashtro and it was both ends.
Speaker 2: It wasn't both No, this was pure bottom half.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Specifically, will you backed me into that corner you had?
Speaker 2: You made me explain that that's not fair.
Speaker 1: Did you schnit yourself James Brochew when I don't want
Speaker 1: to do that in front of it's James Brache I
Speaker 1: love Jameson.
Speaker 2: She's running in from fifty. She's got a hand on
Speaker 2: a bottom here she goes.
Speaker 3: No, we did find like a little like shop with
Speaker 3: a hole in the ground, so that was fine, It
Speaker 3: was all fine, It was all good in the end.
Speaker 2: Yep, that happened.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did you have to deliver it into a
Speaker 1: long drop? Is that what you're saying is, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: what an unbelievable experience.
Speaker 2: What are you supposed to do when bali belly hits mate?
Speaker 2: Not many options.
Speaker 1: You're certainly not holding it in.
Speaker 3: You certainly can't. It's not mind over matter, no, it
Speaker 3: is it. It's deliver immediately, okay.
Speaker 1: And in short, my story was against Bordelaide twenty ten collision.
Speaker 1: Tried to nail someone and hit the wrong spot and
Speaker 1: bang a ruptured testicle. Ooh, burst nut. As I say
Speaker 1: in any classics, very unbelievably painful and not that uncommon
Speaker 1: as well, like not I reckon. You see it once
Speaker 1: or twice a year in the AFL shocking injury. Anyway,
Speaker 1: here we are.
Speaker 5: We've arrived.
Speaker 2: It's not where we planned to go, but we've arrived there.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, go on, then good morning to you.
Speaker 7: Sarah, good morning.
Speaker 1: Who do you think is telling a lie? Who do
Speaker 1: you think is telling the truth? And thank you?
Speaker 3: And we do have a one hundred dollars Schnouse voucher
Speaker 3: on the line here.
Speaker 1: Sarah, I think that Hazy, you're schnitten me. Why do
Speaker 1: you think that? I think it's just.
Speaker 5: Too oddly specific that I think you're just trying to
Speaker 5: win me over.
Speaker 1: But I really think that you're not right there, And
Speaker 1: I go with you're telling the truth here. You're trying
Speaker 1: to win Sarah snut mate of the amount of girls,
Speaker 1: the amount of girls at Marble Bar. Back in the day,
Speaker 1: I'd say I'm going to throw over you love.
Speaker 9: It never worked, and you know what, Sarah, Congratulations, Sarah,
Speaker 9: you have correctly identified the person who was absolutely full
Speaker 9: of knit.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought lord done.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, one hundred dollars sni House voucher for you.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I just had one question.
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know if you guys can help me
Speaker 6: with this, but I've been seeing this man in a
Speaker 6: white suit.
Speaker 1: I've seen him twice now and he's giving out cash.
Speaker 5: I don't know if he's part of the fringe or
Speaker 5: if you might know something about this or somebody else
Speaker 5: might know.
Speaker 2: But it's pretty I don't know.
Speaker 5: There's this man in a white suit and he's got
Speaker 5: a he's in a white plummer.
Speaker 6: You have seen that?
Speaker 1: No, No, it sounds like the plot of a horror movie.
Speaker 5: I know it does seem a little weird, but I'm
Speaker 5: just trying to I haven't.
Speaker 7: I haven't.
Speaker 2: I didn't have the guts to go up to him
Speaker 2: and take the cash.
Speaker 7: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: You knew anything about It's definitely not us.
Speaker 1: So sure.
Speaker 4: I saw there's actually a whole Reddit thread dedicated to this. Yeah,
Speaker 4: spotted at Paradise Interchange. It was posted two days ago.
Speaker 4: I'll have a read and see what I can find out.
Speaker 1: Oh my very goodness, look if you if you know
Speaker 1: any more details or you' it was a bus thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: Got this segments had everything happen to.
Speaker 1: This come in a different direction? Oh my very goodness,
Speaker 1: we're not schnitting you, Although there is a bloke handing
Speaker 1: out money, potentially in a big white duff coat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yep, everything intact over there.
Speaker 1: You're all good, I think. So everything is full and plump, Joe.
Speaker 1: It's the best thing about the Fringe Festival. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: go down and you see some of these acts and
Speaker 1: you go, how on earth did they do that? They
Speaker 1: are so bloody talented. So there's the good acts, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then there's this really tight little elite group. Yes,
Speaker 1: I reckon that's where our next guest sits.
Speaker 3: I have never seen him perform, but I am so
Speaker 3: looking forward to this little sample sized bite of you
Speaker 3: a band oman.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the studio.
Speaker 1: What a pleasure. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 3: So your show in the Garden of Unearthly delights. Anyone
Speaker 3: can get their tickets through French. How's it all been going.
Speaker 5: It's been going very well. So I'm a musical improviser.
Speaker 5: I champ at the audience every night and make songs
Speaker 5: up about their lives and it's lovely.
Speaker 3: Now you cannot come in without doing a little performance
Speaker 3: for us.
Speaker 1: We gotta do it.
Speaker 2: So how's this going to roll? Can you explain?
Speaker 1: This is one of my favorite things.
Speaker 5: I am now realizing that most of the bands that
Speaker 5: I loved when I was when I was younger are
Speaker 5: having reunion concerts. They broke up, They're getting back to
Speaker 5: go Club seven Clubs seven. I mean, I lost my mind, Tina.
Speaker 5: So let's try this. Let's try it as though the
Speaker 5: three of us were in a band, the greatest band
Speaker 5: in the world, Jody Hazy and Big Rob. So let's
Speaker 5: try a lot of the times when bands get back together,
Speaker 5: they're kind of reminiscing on the past. Let's do a
Speaker 5: fictional band that has never existed before. This is going
Speaker 5: to be our memories of the band. What I'm going
Speaker 5: to ask you to do, We're going to reminisce on
Speaker 5: a fictional history. When I stop the beat, will you
Speaker 5: both tell me, like any rule you've ever broken in
Speaker 5: your entire life? And I'll say this the listener, I
Speaker 5: don't know what you're going to say. Yeah, it is
Speaker 5: all genuinely off the top, and every time I saw
Speaker 5: the beach, You're going to give me a rule you broke.
Speaker 5: We're going to bring it in as though we were
Speaker 5: in a band together, little rules like maybe maybe you
Speaker 5: stole Cambury's cream egg. Maybe I don't know you took
Speaker 5: extra toast when you were meant to something small. It
Speaker 5: doesn't have to be related, and I think that's good.
Speaker 5: Should we try this?
Speaker 2: Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 5: The go greatest band in the world. Yeah, he a,
Speaker 5: let's go this go? Are we ready? They were ready ready?
Speaker 5: See back in the dayby you know that they were crazy, man.
Speaker 6: You know it was just me and mister Hazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah man, you know, b we totally lonely right there.
Speaker 5: They left me for Nova. Jody, we back. You know
Speaker 5: what's quite divine? Back inside the line one nine here
Speaker 5: right there, man, Jody got the hype of lines.
Speaker 1: Yeah man, you know.
Speaker 5: Tonight, tell the crew, Jody, what's your first broken rule?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't eat red mate, and then I'll have
Speaker 3: a few drinks and Ali the hot dog and a
Speaker 3: party part.
Speaker 6: This a hot dog under party pie.
Speaker 1: What's a party pie?
Speaker 2: Take a little pie?
Speaker 5: Pop it right there tonight, lotted on it. We'd be
Speaker 5: grabbing all the pies. A week of rock it with
Speaker 5: the party check it. Then you know animals, she cares
Speaker 5: for them. You know that she's sectarian, preparing vegetarians, listen,
Speaker 5: lives a lottery. She's just like Hollaby when she doesn't drink.
Speaker 5: She opened me often eats broccoli. Yeah, that's right inside
Speaker 5: her heart. There's some hardship. She wants more to life
Speaker 5: than just a parsnip. Check it right there, start to cry.
Speaker 5: I'm like Jody put down the party pie. Listen, make
Speaker 5: no mistake. She got a hostage kid. As soon as
Speaker 5: she's drunk at Bloody Steak and all the sausages. She
Speaker 5: got this kid, you know the right there. You know
Speaker 5: she loveing this. She doubled it. You wanted to the
Speaker 5: butcher's quick. Hey, you know me listen, man, totally make
Speaker 5: some noiseful time for the meat eating Jody. Now you
Speaker 5: know we go with crazy baby. We back up in
Speaker 5: the place, be with hazy Hazy right there. You know
Speaker 5: that it's you tell the people in the room, what
Speaker 5: is your broken rule?
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes I ate grapes at the supermarket and don't
Speaker 1: pay for it. You know, sorry, how many? How many grapes?
Speaker 1: Grapes you've ever eaten? Sometimes a whole bunch? Drop it.
Speaker 5: Listen, it's divine. This man is eating the prequel to wine.
Speaker 5: You know a man crazy b hazy be stealing Jacob's creek.
Speaker 1: Rough you doing this check a team.
Speaker 5: You know the man he dexterously eats the red and green. Yep,
Speaker 5: he pops him in the mouth like okay, HiT's both
Speaker 5: grapes like my man go rose eight tonight. Man a
Speaker 5: star man has just been like barred from k Mart
Speaker 5: when they see the day take a stroll. You won't
Speaker 5: let the grapes go from mister Coles. So you know
Speaker 5: that we can do this. Man? You know what? Boo listen, man,
Speaker 5: we going through he rock up with the stolen fruit.
Speaker 5: That's it, Hey, please go crazy, make some noise for
Speaker 5: Jordy and Hazy.
Speaker 2: Is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, and we need to absolutely stress that. At
Speaker 1: no stage did you know what we were going to say? No,
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 2: I started to say, and what.
Speaker 5: Did you tried to say something? I'm strict. I got
Speaker 5: my own internal rule system, but I don't break by
Speaker 5: the way.
Speaker 1: Rage.
Speaker 5: Great suggestions, great suggestions.
Speaker 2: Thank you, they're all true. I didn't realize you're a
Speaker 2: great stealer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just needs manergy on the go. Yeah. Who
Speaker 1: would have thought that it would turn into an award
Speaker 1: winning rap.
Speaker 5: No, I really like the idea excelling you go to
Speaker 5: your local fruit of Edge Story. They're just like, oh,
Speaker 5: here he is.
Speaker 1: It's okay, we're making art here.
Speaker 3: You can catch a bando man nightly at the Garden
Speaker 3: of Unearthly Delights.
Speaker 2: Your tickets through French Ticks. Give it up for Abanda Mante.
Speaker 1: Big show coming up tomorrow.
Speaker 3: The Judge returns, The Judge is back, the court is
Speaker 3: in session, and tomorrow every single person that gets on
Speaker 3: air will win edge sharing tickets.
Speaker 2: This is outrageous, Yes, isn't it very good stuff?
Speaker 3: Ask us anything that's back tomorrow If you want to
Speaker 3: get involved in that segment breakfast at an over nine
Speaker 3: one nine dot com dot are you You can ask
Speaker 3: us any question you like.
Speaker 1: And let me just take this opportunity to invite you
Speaker 1: as good friends at the show onto the socials once again.
Speaker 1: If you haven't already, don't do it to see Jodiody
Speaker 1: get hypnotized by the great Matt Howe. It's a hell
Speaker 1: of a time for those who aren't Jodiodi, and that's
Speaker 1: most of us. It's a good time for everybody but you.
Speaker 2: Everyone but me.
Speaker 3: I mean the amount of joy that you've got out
Speaker 3: of humiliating me this week.
Speaker 2: He says more about you mate, I.
Speaker 1: Was in my speedo's, my subway speedos washing cars a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. It's your turn. You're turned to
Speaker 1: do a bit of work online. I've got a sneaky
Speaker 1: sip suspicion. You mentioned it before, but the phone's going
Speaker 1: to be busy tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, this is quite outrageous.
Speaker 3: Every single person that gets on air will win Edgeheering tickets.
Speaker 3: Go along and see him at the Adelaide Oval. Amazing.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a pick. Will catch you right now.
Speaker 1: It tomorrow morning.