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Speaker 1: Apod Shake production goalk back to another episode of Am

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Speaker 1: I A Bad Mama Podcast? It's funny how in tune

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Speaker 1: we were with each other today because I haven't seen

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Speaker 1: you until you walked in to do the podcast recording.

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Speaker 1: But we are wearing the exact same colors.

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Speaker 2: I know. And then I had a laugh and because

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Speaker 2: I was like sitting here and we're like prepping, and

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Speaker 2: then I like look down and then You've got zips

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Speaker 2: on the side of your pants and I've got zips

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Speaker 2: at the front of my pants, and then we're matching colors.

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Speaker 2: And then all you said to me was I just

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Speaker 2: wanted to be comfy this morning. I did too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I dressed for my day if I have

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Speaker 1: to dress up, which I don't really like doing, to

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Speaker 1: be honest anymore.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm like that with he going out, Like

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Speaker 2: I've had a few different events and even the idea

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Speaker 2: of now, like knowing I've got to go to an

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Speaker 2: event tonight, I have to wear heels. I dread it

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Speaker 2: all day. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love whoever decided and probably for the last few

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Speaker 1: years now, the sneakers go everything everything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got a race day coming up soon and

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Speaker 2: I've tried. I still haven't got an outfit, but I

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Speaker 2: have literally tried to find something black and white with

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Speaker 2: a touch of red, and I thought, if I can

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Speaker 2: nail this so it's a bit of viby, I might

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Speaker 2: be able to pull up snoos, Am I a bad

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Speaker 2: mum for having a warped sense of humor?

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Speaker 1: What was that lot for?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so our girls, well, yours are way past. So

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Speaker 2: you can truly see your sense of humor coming out

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Speaker 2: your children, right, because they're sixteen, they've got their own.

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Speaker 2: But there's a little bit of you and a little

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Speaker 2: bit of JA. Like it's a mixture kind of thing.

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Speaker 2: The girls being ten and twelve where a little bit

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Speaker 2: earlier in that stage where you're just sort of seeing

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Speaker 2: it blossom. Elsie's sarcasm at the moment is out of

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Speaker 2: this world, out of control. But I know exactly where

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Speaker 2: it comes from because I'm messed up like that. I'm

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Speaker 2: sarcastic all the time, well not all the time. I'd

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Speaker 2: save three quarters. You know, it's a give or take,

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Speaker 2: Like I look and go, I'm gonna warp sense of humor.

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Speaker 2: I actually find it funny that my child is reversed

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Speaker 2: sarcasm and towards me like I find it funny because

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Speaker 2: I go, oh, this is good. That was a good one. Now,

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Speaker 2: and I think I sent this to you. The other day,

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Speaker 2: I popped out to the shop I had left Elsie.

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Speaker 2: I think I can do that. I don't know whether

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Speaker 2: she's too young anyway. I was in close proximity, but

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Speaker 2: I only gone to Ida, so it's literally around the corner.

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Speaker 2: And it was in the middle of the day and

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Speaker 2: I said to her, and I gave clear instructions, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to get this for your lunch, and at that time,

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Speaker 2: I want you to put your bag in your room,

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Speaker 2: just like three little things that had been annoying me

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Speaker 2: for the morning. And I'll go and do that for you,

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Speaker 2: because she wanted something in particular for lunch. You do

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Speaker 2: x y Z yep, yep done. You get home. She

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Speaker 2: hasn't done it. No, I'm at IgA in that short

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Speaker 2: space of five minutes, and she is then on her

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Speaker 2: iPad that I hate her doing. Are you still at

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Speaker 2: the shops? This is her messaging me whilst at Ida,

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Speaker 2: whilst trying to just get a couple of things, while

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Speaker 2: she's got three jobs to do. Are you still at

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Speaker 2: the shops. Question Mark, by the way, I just want

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Speaker 2: to know how much time I have to do my

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Speaker 2: jobs and then like spraise me with all of these

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Speaker 2: like what are they called gifts of like people just

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Speaker 2: cleaning like poor me, like vibe of her having to

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Speaker 2: clean the floor. No, I didn't ask you to clean

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Speaker 2: the floor. I just asked you for it. But genuinely,

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Speaker 2: I was standing in IgA and I'm replying going, I'm

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Speaker 2: five minutes, I'm nearly home, Get off your iPad. But

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Speaker 2: I'm actually standing in the middle of ij looking at

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Speaker 2: this conversation I'm now having with my ten year old

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Speaker 2: on her iPad with all these gifts, and I was

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Speaker 2: laughing my head off. Didn't say that to her, but

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Speaker 2: that is and.

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Speaker 1: It's essentially text you with a photo like she's a

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Speaker 1: slave child, She's a slave, She's Cinderella.

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Speaker 2: She she is feeling like she is a slave. And

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Speaker 2: all I've given her is like three minimal tasks. I

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Speaker 2: wouldn't even call it a job.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that we just haven't given our kids

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Speaker 1: enough to do over the years in terms of jobs,

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Speaker 1: because mine know the exact same. I'll say, you just

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Speaker 1: need to feed your animal, Yeah, they're arguing over it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Right.

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Speaker 1: The other day we were going somewhere and I said,

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Speaker 1: just so you know, there's a bunch of stuff in

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Speaker 1: the fridge for lunch. You've got this option, this option,

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Speaker 1: this option. Come home later on, I go, what do

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Speaker 1: you have lunch? Actually I didn't even need to ask

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Speaker 1: for it, because all over the kitchen I was like,

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Speaker 1: first of all, you had two minute noodles standard, which

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Speaker 1: is the laziest of lazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Secondly, why is the packet on top of the side

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Speaker 1: where the bin is underneath? Why is that stuff? You've

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Speaker 1: literally made them simplest of lunches. It's literally packet open

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Speaker 1: in a pan, hot water. Packet goes in the bin,

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Speaker 1: pan goes in the dishwasher.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why is it still out? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because they argue over who said they were going to

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Speaker 1: do it and she was supposed to do it, and

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Speaker 1: I just fucking.

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Speaker 2: Just do it, shut up and do it. I went

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Speaker 2: out of my way this morning to sort of see

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Speaker 2: that situation unfold a little bit. This is how warped

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Speaker 2: I am. Right. So the whole situation is Sam has

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Speaker 2: gone to the bench done something. This is where my

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Speaker 2: children learn it from because it's not me. I can

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Speaker 2: tell you. I can assure you it's not me. Sam's

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Speaker 2: going to bench, made himself something a little snacky and

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Speaker 2: then like proceeds to put away half of this shit

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Speaker 2: he dragged out, but then leaves the butter right in

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Speaker 2: the center of the bench. So if you were to

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Speaker 2: talk about clear as day, it's clear as fucking day.

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Speaker 2: I can see it. It's the only thing that's left

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Speaker 2: on the bench. And I was like, I think he's

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Speaker 2: doing it to irk me. And then I was like, no, Rachel,

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Speaker 2: this is nope, that's not for you to pick up

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Speaker 2: and put away. Leave it there and don't say anything.

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Speaker 2: And then I walk past ten minutes later, it's still

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Speaker 2: sitting there. And then I go past and it's still

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Speaker 2: I was like starting to like twitch at this stage,

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Speaker 2: and you know what, It's still on the bench. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because out of principle, I couldn't put it away.

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Speaker 1: No, but it does our heads in Well, why did

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Speaker 1: you leave it out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? If my eyes are drawn to it, how can

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Speaker 2: you not see it? Yeah, your arm's in your legs

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Speaker 2: and your eyes got it out of the fridge, so

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Speaker 2: how can you not see it? Now? I don't get

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Speaker 2: it no.

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Speaker 1: Then could text him going, could you please put the

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Speaker 1: butter away? And he'll text you with a picture of

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Speaker 1: him being like Cinderella. He's a slave in this house's

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Speaker 1: slave slave.

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Speaker 2: I genuinely find those small things. They irk me and

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Speaker 2: I know, like we talk about it all the time.

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Speaker 2: How do you control like, you know, stop trying to

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Speaker 2: control everything? They gotta learn. How do you teach them

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Speaker 2: if they're a forty year old man.

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Speaker 1: They don't care.

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Speaker 2: No, it's like another child.

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Speaker 1: They don't care if the butter is left out, just

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Speaker 1: the same as they don't care about wrapping bacon and

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Speaker 1: putting it back in the fridge. They'll put it back in.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, let it go. No.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's what happens because none of them cares.

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Speaker 2: You know who's like that in our family? Nanade, Nanady

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Speaker 2: loves that. Oh pop that back in the fridge. No wrap?

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Speaker 2: What why you're trying to kill yourself? What you want salmonella?

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Speaker 2: I'll slip you around the face with a chicken fill

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Speaker 2: it like, I actually, what is wrong with you? Just

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Speaker 2: put some fucking cling raup on it. She irks me

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Speaker 2: about that. She puts some clean up. It takes two seconds.

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Speaker 2: In the time that you've turned around and put it

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Speaker 2: in the fridge, you could have put clean raup on it.

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Speaker 2: She just I don't know what your problem is, Rachel,

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Speaker 2: And you're like, what the fuck? How is it me?

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Speaker 2: I don't want Salmonelle