Speaker 1: Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2: A source close to Jennifer Garner and bet Affleck have
Speaker 2: said the gen is deathly scared of falling in love
Speaker 2: with him again.
Speaker 1: Well, they're clearly in love given that little hug they
Speaker 1: had yesterday at paintball.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Apparently not apparently. No, they're just absolutely good friends. People
Speaker 2: find it hard to believe.
Speaker 4: I get it. I suppose I.
Speaker 1: Was just manifesting it for them, and I want the
Speaker 1: outcome to be that they're back together.
Speaker 2: The thing is, though, I think people don't understand, like,
Speaker 2: if you haven't had kids with someone, which you haven't, no,
Speaker 2: you kind of think that the maximum feelings that you
Speaker 2: could have for somebody is as a partner. But actually
Speaker 2: I think the maximum feelings you can have for someone
Speaker 2: is the other parent of your children.
Speaker 4: Okay, And that's sip.
Speaker 1: It's a different kind of connection, and it is.
Speaker 4: It feels like.
Speaker 2: Best friends and family, and it's like it's a very
Speaker 2: unique combo. That's why I feel sad for people that
Speaker 2: when they, you know, split up, it's all awful and
Speaker 2: angry and acrimonious.
Speaker 1: Right, because on the other end of the scale, they
Speaker 1: could have that beautiful side sort of Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they miss out on, you know, something very very
Speaker 2: unique and you know important. And I'm lucky enough to
Speaker 2: be to have that, which which is great. And I
Speaker 2: think that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have it too,
Speaker 2: but it is quite rare. So people like, oh, they
Speaker 2: must be sleeping together or falling in love or whatever.
Speaker 4: But I think it's more than.
Speaker 1: That, given the circumstances around them, right, Like he's broken
Speaker 1: up with j Lo, it's like the natural progression. As
Speaker 1: like fans and the public, we just hope that he
Speaker 1: ends up back with Jenny because we like him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we like him love her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: And also, you know, we're sort of wired to think
Speaker 2: that mum and dad should be together, but sometimes true, they.
Speaker 4: Don't have to be.
Speaker 2: I've forgotten that he slept with their nanny and that
Speaker 2: was why they broke up.
Speaker 4: Remember the name Christine Uzunian.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I'm completely forgotten.
Speaker 4: It's not a great track record.
Speaker 2: And having said that, that was what it was so
Speaker 2: long ago, and I think that jender Ganna would have
Speaker 2: forgiven that. Really, you know, it's water under the bridge,
Speaker 2: is our queen? Adele would say, let's move on to
Speaker 2: the thing that everyone's talking about the TV show where
Speaker 2: it debuted on Netflix. It is, of course, Meghan Markles
Speaker 2: documentary called With Love Comma Meghan.
Speaker 1: I wish Netflix would stop trying to make me watch that.
Speaker 1: They keep serving it to me on my Netflix homepage.
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, I'm never going to watch.
Speaker 4: It, Aren't you?
Speaker 1: No no interest? It looks so boring?
Speaker 4: Can Tom hear us?
Speaker 2: Oh? I can't hear Tom. Are you Are you going
Speaker 2: to be watching the Meghan Michael documentary?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm saving it just a real good
Speaker 2: hate watch.
Speaker 4: I'm saving it for the ultimate hate wine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, your teeth is so beautiful and white today. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you have whitening number before tonight? No?
Speaker 4: I haven't had anything done. Oh I think it's my
Speaker 4: new lipstick.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, that's a Victoria Beckham that I bought
Speaker 2: in Paris and I forgot I had.
Speaker 1: That's reminded me. I do my whitening strips before tonight.
Speaker 4: Absolutely sorry.
Speaker 1: Back to the insufferable Meghan market.
Speaker 2: Back to Meghan Michael. So she's doing the publicity rounds.
Speaker 2: She went on Drew Barrymore, who was, you know, very
Speaker 2: nice to.
Speaker 5: It I always make it a point when I'm traveling
Speaker 5: if I can't do bedtime stories with my kids, because
Speaker 5: Archie and Lily are just three and five, So I'll
Speaker 5: always pack a really thin book and I'll video teep
Speaker 5: myself reading it, so whoever's with them or Papa can say,
Speaker 5: here's Mama reading your bedtime story. You find ways to
Speaker 5: show up for each other. And if that's the one
Speaker 5: thing that I can convey through the show or through
Speaker 5: as ever as a brand, I want people to know
Speaker 5: you can show up for each other, because you know
Speaker 5: how good it feels when someone shows up for you.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've just never heard anything so condescending in
Speaker 2: all my life.
Speaker 4: Like she's the only person who has little kids.
Speaker 2: Also like we know how to parent, okay, and also okay.
Speaker 1: Don't make that's almost mum guilty. People that let their
Speaker 1: kids go away for a night and that they don't
Speaker 1: communicate with them. Let you kids have a night away
Speaker 1: from you and be with their grandparents or their aunties
Speaker 1: and uncles. They don't need to see a video of
Speaker 1: you reading a book.
Speaker 2: She just can't win with me. It's very very unfortunate.
Speaker 1: I actually, you know, I loved her as Rachel's an't
Speaker 1: on suits. I'm probably one of the only people in
Speaker 1: the world that did. I can't love that anymore. It's
Speaker 1: so annoying.
Speaker 2: What I want to know is this, because I you know,
Speaker 2: I've got to admit whenever I read anything of hers
Speaker 2: or so, it's terrible. It's a terrible confession of mine.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to dislike her more. So
Speaker 2: I look for it anyway, I look for holes in it.
Speaker 2: And in one little article I read that you know, oh,
Speaker 2: they're very you know, very normal.
Speaker 4: Me and h are very normal.
Speaker 2: You know. Evenings are just spent, you know, listening to
Speaker 2: music and making lunch boxes.
Speaker 4: Your kids are three and five? What do they need
Speaker 4: lunchboxes for?
Speaker 2: Why aren't they like everyone else's kids when they're three
Speaker 2: and five having lunch at home?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sorry, why but why do they need lunchboxes at five?
Speaker 2: They'd be at school, but wouldn't they sometimes not all
Speaker 2: the time?
Speaker 1: There was a hole in that little grab there, she said, So,
Speaker 1: whoever's with them, papa? Yeah, which she just quickly changed
Speaker 1: the narrow and oh, I can't say they're with the nanny, Papa.
Speaker 1: Whoever's with them?
Speaker 4: Papa?
Speaker 2: So mate, and also, don't refer to yourself as a
Speaker 2: working mother.
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's so privileged. Nobody lives like that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe Drew hadter On neither.
Speaker 4: I'm disappointed the Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show,
Speaker 4: We've got a bit more business to cover.
Speaker 5: Off the Chrissy's clique, fait.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about nineties a child star Mara Wilson.
Speaker 2: You may not know that name. My god, she's one
Speaker 2: of our favorites we've in my house. We've loved everything
Speaker 2: she's ever been in. First of all Missus Doubtfire in
Speaker 2: the nineties, then Miracle on thirty fourth Street. But the
Speaker 2: one that we really really love is, of course the
Speaker 2: film adaptation of Matilda in the nineties.
Speaker 4: This is what she sounded like.
Speaker 5: Then, sweetheart, you promised you wouldn't go back in that
Speaker 5: house again.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I was on the crash roofs.
Speaker 4: She was so like, breathless and cute in it. I
Speaker 4: much must have watched that film a thousand times.
Speaker 1: I think it's my favorite childhood film because.
Speaker 2: Danny DeVito and Riea Pelman are so fabulous as the
Speaker 2: mean parents. You can't believe your eyes when you're a
Speaker 2: kid or an adult.
Speaker 1: Their acting is brilliant. And also for me as a kid,
Speaker 1: Miss trunch Bull was my favorite. So amazing, so nasty
Speaker 1: and so mean. He's a little bit of a mistrunchball.
Speaker 1: Actually we can spell difficulty.
Speaker 3: You couldn't spell difficulty if your life depended on it.
Speaker 3: She tat us with a poem, a poem, how sleep
Speaker 3: palm would that be?
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, it's just a miracle.
Speaker 2: That was cause written by Rodah, the famous author, and
Speaker 2: then it made way for the musical Matilda with the
Speaker 2: lyrics written by the magical.
Speaker 4: To mention, he came on my podcast you can do.
Speaker 2: Well the lyrics what the lyrics on this song are
Speaker 2: like so amazing about all sorts of stuff. But I
Speaker 2: wanted to thank him for the lyrics because I were
Speaker 2: great and I just howled like a.
Speaker 4: Baby the whole time. Did you just wet?
Speaker 2: The lyrics so powerful? Tom's going, yes, yes, they are. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I am crazy today. By the way, I can see
Speaker 2: what you're looking at you anyway, we talk about Mara
Speaker 2: Wilson because she appeared thrilling fans at one of those
Speaker 2: comic con things where people come and signed stuff and
Speaker 2: she was just at a booth with her gorgeous little
Speaker 2: face popping out of a pop art banner.
Speaker 1: Because she's not in showbies, is she No.
Speaker 2: She's not, she's not, But there she was in comic
Speaker 2: corn in Aberdeen, Scotland.
Speaker 1: That would have been huge for diehard Matilda fans because
Speaker 1: I've not heard about her for like twenty.
Speaker 2: Years and they knew that she was coming and everybody
Speaker 2: dressed up as little tiny Matilda's.
Speaker 1: Hey, if you want to watch Matilda this weekend, I
Speaker 1: believe it's on Stan.
Speaker 2: You must watch it again. I must have watched it
Speaker 2: a thousand times. In fact, I love roll Dale stuff,
Speaker 2: and just the Christmas I've bought my son his autobiography,
Speaker 2: which is a grown up book.
Speaker 4: It's called Boy. It's fantastic. But we love Wily wankin
Speaker 4: the chocolate factory, all of them.
Speaker 2: And in fact, we have a category of parents and
Speaker 2: kids called roll Dale kids or roll Dhale parents.
Speaker 4: And if you're real little, yeah, you're a roll Dale
Speaker 4: style kid.
Speaker 2: Like if you're trying to oh, I've got this kid,
Speaker 2: and he was really blah blah blah blah blah. And
Speaker 2: then eventually if you just go you know he was
Speaker 2: a roll dhal kid. You know exactly what it is.
Speaker 2: And then sometimes when I'm talking about parents that are
Speaker 2: a bit yeah, I'll say it was a roll dark
Speaker 2: there mom, you know, like mean and overly controlling. That's great.
Speaker 4: All right, now this is it, This is it, Jack.
Speaker 4: We are at the end of the show. It is Thursday.
Speaker 2: We've been counting down these these, these hours and days
Speaker 2: to your catwalk debut for the PayPal Melbourne Fashion Festival.
Speaker 1: I am so excited for nine pm tonight to hit
Speaker 1: because it means I will have walked and it's over.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be there. I've got my handy black suit.
Speaker 2: We've got all our beautiful listeners coming, Lucy, Isabella, Jay
Speaker 2: and Jacinta.
Speaker 4: We're all going to be there for you.
Speaker 2: Do I need to have a skinny bitch on ice.
Speaker 4: Waiting for you? Okay?
Speaker 1: Done?
Speaker 4: Or right?
Speaker 2: I can organize that. Yes, And I've got to tell
Speaker 2: you about Petty Flir. I'll tell you abou Petty Fluir
Speaker 2: next week because it's amazing from real househomes.
Speaker 4: I down and I thought, Jack, if it's okay with you,
Speaker 4: this is big event for me. You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're sitting in front right.
Speaker 2: I've never never had a child, get married, or do
Speaker 2: anything like this, so I thought I might say a
Speaker 2: few words, and I've I've drawn some inspiration from Kate Moss.
Speaker 4: Good evening ladies and gentle antony. And I've worked together for.
Speaker 3: Years since he started as Salaron, I could recognize this
Speaker 3: instinct for fashion.
Speaker 4: So what about this?
Speaker 3: Something like Zack and I've worked together for many is
Speaker 3: the start of the Casanova. Intially I thought he was
Speaker 3: too younger than I recognized his ability to be organized
Speaker 3: diary here is.
Speaker 1: Like that? Like that, I would love it. Sick. I
Speaker 1: will see you tonight.
Speaker 4: It's wenty break a leg, baby.
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