1 00:00:00,330 --> 00:00:00,750 Speaker 1: This is Brown's podcast. 2 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,500 Deano: Two insane games of footy on the weekends. Brown's podcast. 3 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,671 Deano: We're all here. We'll get to those. But first, Jake! 4 00:00:14,671 --> 00:00:22,980 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah, first it's a sad time in our family. The great Billy Picken died, Collingwood legend, 5 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,730 Jonathan Brown, JB: but more importantly, my uncle and godfather as well. So 6 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:29,130 Jonathan Brown, JB: it was a sad couple of days, it's been for 7 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:32,220 Jonathan Brown, JB: the family. He was absolutely loved within the family. Not only the 8 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:38,040 Jonathan Brown, JB: Collingwood family, but ours. The tributes have been beautiful and 9 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,380 Jonathan Brown, JB: I can't help but think that maybe the big fellow 10 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:43,229 Jonathan Brown, JB: was looking down on Jamie Elliot yesterday. When he kicked 11 00:00:43,229 --> 00:00:46,020 Jonathan Brown, JB: that goal after the siren, probably the best kick I've 12 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:48,750 Jonathan Brown, JB: ever seen to win it, outside of Malcolm Bly. But that 13 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:48,900 Jonathan Brown, JB: was unbelievable. 14 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:49,560 Brown Dog: It was. 15 00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:52,320 Jonathan Brown, JB: It was nice to have the black arm bands on 16 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,280 Jonathan Brown, JB: in honor of Billy's contribution to the Collingwood Football Club. 17 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,190 Jonathan Brown, JB: Two time Copeland medal winner, mark of the year multiple 18 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:02,880 Jonathan Brown, JB: times. He was just a larger- than- life character, and 19 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,220 Jonathan Brown, JB: it leaves a hole when these larger- than- life characters 20 00:01:05,459 --> 00:01:08,490 Jonathan Brown, JB: go. When you go Brown Dog, it'll be the same sort of hole. 21 00:01:08,490 --> 00:01:10,800 Jonathan Brown, JB: These larger- than- life, you think they're going to live forever. 22 00:01:10,890 --> 00:01:12,811 Brown Dog: Especially when it's so unexpected. Isn't it? 23 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:12,901 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. 24 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:15,060 Brown Dog: I thought Eddie, Eddie McGuire was a nice touch. He 25 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:16,591 Brown Dog: hung Billy's old jumper out of... 26 00:01:16,591 --> 00:01:16,592 Jonathan Brown, JB: Beautiful. 27 00:01:16,592 --> 00:01:16,682 Deano: Yep. 28 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:18,180 Jonathan Brown, JB: The number 25. 29 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:21,240 Brown Dog: Yeah. Number 25 out of the box yesterday, just in tribute. 30 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:21,390 Deano: Yep. 31 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:22,920 Jonathan Brown, JB: Five grand finals... 32 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,040 Deano: Yeah! 33 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:23,430 Jonathan Brown, JB: He played on. 34 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:23,520 Brown Dog: What!? 35 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,380 Jonathan Brown, JB: You know, he was in the best players in every 36 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:25,709 Jonathan Brown, JB: one of those... 37 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:25,801 Brown Dog: Was he, really? 38 00:01:25,801 --> 00:01:27,211 Jonathan Brown, JB: ... grand finals. Four losing ones... 39 00:01:27,210 --> 00:01:27,211 Deano: Yep. 40 00:01:27,211 --> 00:01:29,491 Jonathan Brown, JB: ... and one drawn where, too, he done kicked the goal after the siren. 41 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:32,910 Brody: Dog, how's that? Four lost one drawn. 42 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:33,000 Deano: I know. 43 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:33,811 Brody: Are you kidding me? 44 00:01:33,811 --> 00:01:36,990 Brown Dog: But clearly loved performing on the big stage. 45 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:40,709 Jonathan Brown, JB: And famous, as well, for commentating the games while he 46 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:40,891 Jonathan Brown, JB: was playing. 47 00:01:40,891 --> 00:01:40,892 Brown Dog: Is that true? 48 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:44,100 Jonathan Brown, JB: That is absolutely true sir! 49 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,390 Brown Dog: I love that so much. 50 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:46,002 Deano: (inaudible) for a mark? 51 00:01:46,002 --> 00:01:52,890 Jonathan Brown, JB: Coming down and go, "Here comes Billy!" And invariably he'd sit on people's shoulders 52 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:53,820 Jonathan Brown, JB: and take the hang up with... 53 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:54,540 Deano: Ah that's magnificent. 54 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:58,920 Jonathan Brown, JB: You talk about those finals. Of course, the Carlton/ Collingwood rivalry was at 55 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,650 Jonathan Brown, JB: his highest in the seventies and eighties. Of course, those 56 00:02:01,650 --> 00:02:05,460 Jonathan Brown, JB: grand finals, unfortunately for Billy, he played in the losing ones, but a 57 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:08,970 Jonathan Brown, JB: great mate of his and an arch nemesis during that time, 58 00:02:08,970 --> 00:02:11,399 Jonathan Brown, JB: of course, Carlton legend, Mark McClure 59 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:12,090 Brown Dog: Sellers, yes. 60 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,090 Jonathan Brown, JB: Sellers. And we've got the great fortune, getting sellers on the phone 61 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:16,110 Jonathan Brown, JB: just to chat about Billy. 62 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:18,690 Deano: Oh man. Commentating your own footy... 63 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:24,331 Brody: How good is that? 64 00:02:24,331 --> 00:02:24,332 Brown Dog: Unbelievable! 65 00:02:24,332 --> 00:02:24,333 Deano: That's such a boss move. 66 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:24,334 Jonathan Brown, JB: That's Billy! 67 00:02:24,334 --> 00:02:24,335 Deano: Brilliant. 68 00:02:24,335 --> 00:02:24,336 Mark "Sellers" McClure: Hello? 69 00:02:24,336 --> 00:02:24,541 Jonathan Brown, JB: Sellers. Browny. 70 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:27,870 Brown Dog: How you going? I'll just pull the car over. I'll 71 00:02:27,870 --> 00:02:29,700 Brown Dog: pull the car over and we'll talk then. Okay? You all right? 72 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:31,681 Jonathan Brown, JB: Pull the car over mate. 73 00:02:31,681 --> 00:02:32,430 Mark "Sellers" McClure: Pull the Datsun over. 74 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:34,261 Jonathan Brown, JB: And Dean and I will give you a proper welcome. 75 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:34,261 Speaker 1: It is a Datsun. 76 00:02:34,261 --> 00:02:34,262 Brown Dog: It is a Datsun! 77 00:02:34,262 --> 00:02:43,470 Jonathan Brown, JB: We've just been talking about Billy and your rivalry back in the height of footy 78 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:46,050 Jonathan Brown, JB: in the seventies and eighties, height of the Carlton/ Collingwood rivalry. 79 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:48,480 Mark "Sellers" McClure: The thing with him is that we probably started together 80 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:52,440 Mark "Sellers" McClure: and I played on him probably nearly 30 times. Seriously. 81 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:58,590 Mark "Sellers" McClure: He would call the game from start to finish, which 82 00:02:58,590 --> 00:03:01,859 Mark "Sellers" McClure: actually gave me a headache. But it made me laugh 83 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,730 Mark "Sellers" McClure: and it was fun. You know what I mean? But 84 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:07,260 Mark "Sellers" McClure: it didn't stop the battle. I can tell you, it 85 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:11,520 Mark "Sellers" McClure: was raw and reals. I love bill. And you know 86 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:15,300 Mark "Sellers" McClure: what? He's a great player, but he's even a better bloke. That's more the point. 87 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:18,420 Deano: Sellers, did you witness any of his marks of the year? 88 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:30,211 Mark "Sellers" McClure: Well, I couldn't see him cause he was on the back, but... 89 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:30,212 Jonathan Brown, JB: We don't see it that much. 90 00:03:30,212 --> 00:03:30,213 Mark "Sellers" McClure: I have watch the replay, okay? 91 00:03:30,213 --> 00:03:33,450 Jonathan Brown, JB: We don't see it that much now Sellers, but Billy would go for the marks wouldn't 92 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:34,320 Jonathan Brown, JB: he, as a defender? 93 00:03:36,330 --> 00:03:39,120 Mark "Sellers" McClure: Yeah. He was a free baller mate. He just went for it. And they don't want 94 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,190 Mark "Sellers" McClure: you to be one of those these days. They want 95 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:44,730 Mark "Sellers" McClure: you to be something you're not. And he was what 96 00:03:44,730 --> 00:03:46,950 Mark "Sellers" McClure: he was and he just went for it how he 97 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:51,510 Mark "Sellers" McClure: wanted to go for it. One of the best things about him was, I remember saying to him one day, I said, " 98 00:03:51,510 --> 00:03:54,210 Mark "Sellers" McClure: I'm, I'm happy that you get the ball." He said, " Why?" " 99 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:55,951 Mark "Sellers" McClure: Because I know we'll get it back pretty soon, because you can't kick it." 100 00:03:55,951 --> 00:04:00,090 Jonathan Brown, JB: He was a shit kick wasn't he Sellers? 101 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:00,300 Mark "Sellers" McClure: Terrible. 102 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,770 Jonathan Brown, JB: As good a mark... of a high mark he was. He was even 103 00:04:04,770 --> 00:04:05,190 Jonathan Brown, JB: worse a kick. 104 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,780 Brody: Thanks for your words on your old nemesis. Much appreciated sellers. 105 00:04:10,470 --> 00:04:12,660 Mark "Sellers" McClure: I loved him, mate. Don't worry about that. There's a man- 106 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:13,350 Mark "Sellers" McClure: love here. 107 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:13,920 Brody: Beautiful. 108 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:14,040 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. 109 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:14,251 Mark "Sellers" McClure: It was very good. See you boys. 110 00:04:14,251 --> 00:04:14,820 Jonathan Brown, JB: All right. Very good. 111 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:16,859 Brody: Thanks Sellers. 112 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,810 Jonathan Brown, JB: Thanks very much. Thanks for the kind words Sellers. 113 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:19,621 Mark "Sellers" McClure: Thank you, mate. 114 00:04:19,621 --> 00:04:23,339 Brown Dog: I'll see you at the Serena hotel mate, over summer. You're paying. Often. 115 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,940 Jonathan Brown, JB: Valet Billy. It's going to be a massive funeral. 116 00:04:27,089 --> 00:04:31,409 Deano: All right. When are we going to start talking about Colinwood 117 00:04:31,410 --> 00:04:32,670 Deano: as genuine...? 118 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:37,291 Brown Dog: No. 119 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:37,291 Deano: What? 120 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:37,292 Brown Dog: Well... 121 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:37,293 Deano: What, why...? 122 00:04:37,293 --> 00:04:37,294 Brown Dog: I'll get a lot of hate. I'll get a lot of hate. 123 00:04:37,294 --> 00:04:38,429 Deano: You're so dismissive. 124 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:39,870 Brown Dog: I'm going to get a lot of hate for this, 125 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:44,010 Brown Dog: but they are quite an ordinary 13 and 5 side. 126 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:48,240 Brown Dog: They are! I'm not discrediting that they've won all the 127 00:04:48,270 --> 00:04:50,760 Brown Dog: close games. To win nine in a row is unbelievable. 128 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:54,180 Brown Dog: The cats are doing it, but I don't think they're playing great 129 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:58,380 Brown Dog: footy. I could see them going out in straight sets 130 00:04:58,529 --> 00:05:01,800 Brown Dog: in the finals, the way that they're currently apply. Have a look 131 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,770 Brown Dog: at their last three weeks. They fell across the line against... 132 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:04,771 Jonathan Brown, JB: North. 133 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:09,719 Brown Dog: ... North Melbourne who are atrocious. Then they only just 134 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:14,130 Brown Dog: beat Adelaide. And Adelaide are competitive, but they're not a great side. 135 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:18,659 Brown Dog: And, and then on the weekend they just get across 136 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:21,660 Brown Dog: the line against Essendon, who, they're playing better footy now 137 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:23,520 Brown Dog: than they did in the first 12 weeks. But they're not 138 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,919 Brown Dog: a great side. They're a sort of bottom six side. 139 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:31,980 Brown Dog: They are winning on heart, spirit and belief. 140 00:05:32,010 --> 00:05:33,180 Deano: But winning, Dog! 141 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,729 Brown Dog: But winning. So there'll be a lot of Collingwood people go, " 142 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:39,239 Brown Dog: Oh, It's stuff, Browny. All you need to do is 143 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,729 Brown Dog: win." And I completely get that. But if you're looking 144 00:05:41,730 --> 00:05:45,630 Brown Dog: at form and how well sides are playing, they're only 145 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:46,349 Brown Dog: just going. 146 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,210 Deano: John, to quote my man, VIN diesel. 147 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:48,720 Brody: Yes. 148 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,089 Deano: Winning's winning. Doesn't matter whether you win by an inch 149 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:52,680 Deano: or a mile. Winning is winning. 150 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,751 Brody: Anytime Vin Diesel can be quoted on this podcast is a good... 151 00:05:54,751 --> 00:05:54,960 Deano: Absolutely. 152 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,860 Brown Dog: That's the counter argument. But in terms of pure footage, 153 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:00,570 Brown Dog: JB, and you watch a lot of it... 154 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,270 Jonathan Brown, JB: Absolutely. Maybe Kenny Hinkley should have got that quote for 155 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:04,710 Jonathan Brown, JB: port Adelaide the first six weeks. 156 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:06,060 Deano: Yeah. That really, that really (beep) 157 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,720 Jonathan Brown, JB: That word was absent at headquarters down in Alberton. 158 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:10,890 Deano: Collingwood! 159 00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:14,040 Jonathan Brown, JB: Collingwood is clearly the last percentage in the top eight. 160 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:17,549 Jonathan Brown, JB: They're not going great, but I actually looked at the 161 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:19,170 Jonathan Brown, JB: top eight and then go, well, who is going great... 162 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:19,171 Deano: Yes! 163 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,910 Jonathan Brown, JB: ... consistently, apart from Geelong? 164 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:22,169 Deano: Yes. 165 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:24,450 Jonathan Brown, JB: Sydney been good the last couple of weeks. So I 166 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:30,779 Jonathan Brown, JB: tend to agree with you, Dog. I don't think they can go all the way and win the flag, but defensively, they 167 00:06:30,779 --> 00:06:34,109 Jonathan Brown, JB: do stack up. They're very hard to score against once 168 00:06:34,110 --> 00:06:38,220 Jonathan Brown, JB: you go inside 50 against them. Usually that leads to success in 169 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:41,160 Jonathan Brown, JB: September. If you actually look at, historically, the last decade. 170 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:41,430 Brown Dog: Yep. 171 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,830 Jonathan Brown, JB: All the teams in the top three usually make it 172 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:46,710 Jonathan Brown, JB: to the preliminary final weekend in terms of their ability 173 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:50,460 Jonathan Brown, JB: to defend their defensive 50. So we don't want to get too statistical. 174 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:50,460 Brown Dog: No! 175 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:50,461 Jonathan Brown, JB: But... 176 00:06:50,461 --> 00:06:50,462 Brown Dog: The next month, JB's going to be... 177 00:06:50,462 --> 00:06:50,463 Jonathan Brown, JB: Huge at... 178 00:06:50,463 --> 00:06:54,539 Deano: Port Adelaide! 179 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:55,230 Brown Dog: Port Adelaide... 180 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:55,231 Deano: Melbourne! 181 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:56,279 Brown Dog: ... going really well... 182 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:56,280 Deano: Melbourne! 183 00:06:56,281 --> 00:06:58,710 Brown Dog: ... Melbourne, obviously one of the benchmarks, Sydney... 184 00:06:58,710 --> 00:06:59,070 Deano: Sydney. 185 00:06:59,700 --> 00:06:59,700 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. 186 00:06:59,701 --> 00:07:03,960 Brown Dog: ... a really good side. And then Carlton in round 187 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:08,880 Brown Dog: 23. So if they win two or three of the next four, you can... 188 00:07:09,089 --> 00:07:09,090 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. 189 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:10,201 Brown Dog: ... reword this and say to me, mate, I got no idea what I'm talking about. 190 00:07:10,201 --> 00:07:15,540 Deano: We will. We will. Let's enjoy the end yesterday. 191 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:36,420 Announcer from Replay: Jamie Elliot to win the game for Collingwood! There's the siren! Arms in the air! (inaudible) and it has gone through! Jamie Elliot has won the game of footy for this famous club! Unbelievable! 192 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:39,420 Deano: So much to talk about. So how the hell did 193 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:41,940 Deano: they go coast to coast in 17 seconds? You were there, Dog, 194 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:42,930 Deano: calling it by the way. 195 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:46,170 Brown Dog: Well, we spoke on this podcast last week... 196 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:46,171 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. 197 00:07:46,171 --> 00:07:47,520 Brown Dog: ... about situational awareness... 198 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:47,581 Deano: Yes. 199 00:07:47,581 --> 00:07:52,260 Brown Dog: ... Between north Melbourne and Richmond players. Essendon, when Harry 200 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:54,450 Brown Dog: Jones lined up to have that shot on goal, there 201 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:56,370 Brown Dog: was 40 seconds on the clock. 202 00:07:56,370 --> 00:07:58,001 Deano: Hits the post, the poor (inaudible) 203 00:07:57,630 --> 00:08:01,290 Brown Dog: I'm sitting boundary side. He hits the post. Yes. But 204 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:05,400 Brown Dog: I turned to my producer and I said, why aren't any 205 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,400 Brown Dog: Essendon players moving and setting up in their zone for 206 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,840 Brown Dog: a kicking in case he misses it? 207 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:09,900 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. 208 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:14,280 Brown Dog: Yes, they were fatigued. Yes. They probably thought that, " Oh, you 209 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,830 Brown Dog: hope that Harry goes back and kicks it," but you 210 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,340 Brown Dog: don't live in hope in AFL. 211 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:17,400 Deano: No! 212 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:22,560 Brown Dog: They allowed 17 seconds for Collingwood to go coast to coast. 213 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,160 Brown Dog: And Pendlebury thought it through because in a postgame interview, 214 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:30,060 Brown Dog: Jeremy House said, " Pendle's mentioned to some of the boys, 215 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:31,950 Brown Dog: Darcy, Moore, and that, if he misses this, I'm going 216 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:33,750 Brown Dog: to play on. They're going to expect us to go 217 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,490 Brown Dog: straight up the middle. I'm going to give it to 218 00:08:35,490 --> 00:08:37,890 Brown Dog: Darcy, who's a big booming kick. And we are to go out 219 00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:38,670 Brown Dog: to the far wing. 220 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:39,060 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. 221 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,079 Brown Dog: So they'd sort of... 222 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:40,351 Jonathan Brown, JB: Great leadership. 223 00:08:40,351 --> 00:08:44,070 Brown Dog: ... semi planned it. Trent Bianco's just taken off to 224 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:49,290 Brown Dog: the wing. All the Essendon players were standing there. Just doddling, 225 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:51,930 Brown Dog: not concentrating. He gets out. Yes. 226 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:52,260 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. 227 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:54,150 Brown Dog: Jamie Elliot's got to take a good mark. 228 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:54,360 Deano: Yep. 229 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:56,490 Brown Dog: You could break it down into a million different ways. 230 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:56,729 Deano: Yep. 231 00:08:57,420 --> 00:09:00,360 Brown Dog: If you are in front and Collingwood have the ball with 17 232 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,001 Brown Dog: seconds to go, you should not allow an AFL footy (inaudible) 233 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,830 Brown Dog: them to get all the way through untouched and score. 234 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:08,819 Jonathan Brown, JB: No, they shouldn't. Unforgivable. Should Harrison Jones have passed the 235 00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:09,240 Jonathan Brown, JB: ball off to waste the time? 236 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,770 Brown Dog: It's an interesting one. Isn't it? 237 00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:11,550 Jonathan Brown, JB: Do you subscribe to that theory? 238 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:16,050 Deano: I do. Even if he goes backwards. So you're not having 239 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:18,689 Deano: the shot on goal to seal it, potentially. That guy 240 00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:21,840 Deano: can mark it, take 10, 15 seconds, pump it in long. 241 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,059 Deano: If you get an out bounds or a stoppage, that's 242 00:09:24,059 --> 00:09:25,679 Deano: a better result than a behind. 243 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:28,980 Jonathan Brown, JB: A better result than behind. I like the fact that he goes back 244 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:29,819 Jonathan Brown, JB: and wants to win the game... 245 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:30,810 Deano: It was kickable, man! 246 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:31,710 Brown Dog: Oh, absolutely. 247 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:31,830 Deano: Yeah. 248 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,511 Jonathan Brown, JB: (inaudible) However, set up properly. He wasn't supported by his... 249 00:09:33,511 --> 00:09:33,961 Deano: Just set up properly! 250 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:36,150 Jonathan Brown, JB: And that wasn't his fault. That's the rest of his 251 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:41,160 Jonathan Brown, JB: teammate's fault. But it was a great finish, greater. So, unbelievably, Collingwood still got 252 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,900 Jonathan Brown, JB: their two highest paid players to come back in. 253 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:43,470 Deano: No shit! 254 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:43,830 Brown Dog: Yeah. 255 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:44,190 Deano: That's why... 256 00:09:44,190 --> 00:09:44,970 Jonathan Brown, JB: Grundy isn't even going! 257 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:46,290 Deano: You're dismissing them too early! 258 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,929 Brown Dog: I'm trying not to. I'm going to give a big 259 00:09:48,929 --> 00:09:51,929 Brown Dog: shout out to the social media person for Collingwood, who 260 00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:54,510 Brown Dog: must have run up the boundary while he was having 261 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:55,199 Brown Dog: that shot with their... 262 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:55,800 Deano: I saw that! 263 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,170 Brown Dog: ... phone camera. If you haven't seen it. 264 00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:58,231 Deano: Unbelievable! 265 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:02,160 Brown Dog: It is the best footage I've nearly ever seen... 266 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:02,160 Deano: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 267 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:06,179 Brown Dog: ... of Billy Elliot from two meters away. And when 268 00:10:06,179 --> 00:10:08,250 Brown Dog: he turns around, puts his fingers up to his ear. 269 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:08,760 Deano: Magic! 270 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:08,761 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah, good. 271 00:10:08,761 --> 00:10:10,199 Brown Dog: It is unbelievable. So... 272 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:10,711 Deano: Right. 273 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:11,670 Brown Dog: ... it was all happening. 274 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,010 Brody: The one thing I take out of all of that 275 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:16,920 Brody: is how politely you speak to that producer of TV 276 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,860 Brody: and how poorly you speak to me every day. 277 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:21,780 Deano: Apologize to Brody. 278 00:10:21,929 --> 00:10:23,490 Brody: Can you tell me why he gets better treatment than 279 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:23,760 Brody: I do? 280 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,429 Brown Dog: Well, he doesn't bite me 24/ 7. 281 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,319 Deano: Hey, real quick, let's not shit on the Bombers too 282 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,650 Deano: much. They came back from six goals down, and to 283 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:34,770 Deano: their fans, they, they put on a show for their fans. They, they 284 00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:37,410 Deano: did stuff up the last two minutes, but that's something right. 285 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,180 Jonathan Brown, JB: The first quarter was just horrendous. 286 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:39,300 Deano: Yeah. 287 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,910 Jonathan Brown, JB: But they did. They were the better team for a lot of the game 288 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:43,201 Jonathan Brown, JB: really, after quarter time. Weren't they? 289 00:10:43,201 --> 00:10:43,261 Deano: No doubt. 290 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,770 Jonathan Brown, JB: They're a young team. I think they're headed in the 291 00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:49,020 Jonathan Brown, JB: right direction. They've got a lot of young talent there. I think 292 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:51,360 Jonathan Brown, JB: they lack leadership on the field. So the difference between 293 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,470 Jonathan Brown, JB: what Scott Pendlebury does... 294 00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:52,471 Deano: Dyson! 295 00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:58,110 Jonathan Brown, JB: ... and what a... Well, Dyson's on the bench. Like a Darcy Parish here. 296 00:10:58,110 --> 00:10:58,530 Deano: Yeah. 297 00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:01,021 Jonathan Brown, JB: Darcy's been injured, but Zach Merrett, there's experienced players... 298 00:11:01,021 --> 00:11:01,410 Deano: They need a Hogey type... 299 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:02,071 Jonathan Brown, JB: They do don't they? 300 00:11:02,071 --> 00:11:02,072 Deano: ... general, right? 301 00:11:02,072 --> 00:11:07,380 Jonathan Brown, JB: Jake Stringer doesn't seem like that type. 302 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,210 Deano: No. He was part of the problem yesterday. 303 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,370 Jonathan Brown, JB: That's right. There's a dearth of that leadership talent, which they'll 304 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,709 Jonathan Brown, JB: need going forward, if they're going to start to push 305 00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:15,300 Jonathan Brown, JB: into the top eight. 306 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:16,170 Deano: Hell yeah. Now, Brodes. 307 00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:18,929 Brody: Do you want another Vin Diesel quote before we move on... 308 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:19,020 Jonathan Brown, JB: Oh yeah. 309 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:19,709 Brown Dog: I'd love that. 310 00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:20,370 Deano: Yes! 311 00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:23,430 Brody: I'm one of those boys who appreciates a fine body 312 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:24,540 Brody: regardless of the make. 313 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:27,330 Deano: That's quite random. 314 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,351 Brown Dog: Who's body are you talking about, mine? 315 00:11:28,351 --> 00:11:28,352 Jonathan Brown, JB: Is it Brown Dog's... 316 00:11:28,352 --> 00:11:28,352 Brody: Yes! 317 00:11:28,352 --> 00:11:28,353 Jonathan Brown, JB: ... in the old men fall season's calendar? 318 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:28,503 Brody: It's your body Cam. It's your body! 319 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,081 Deano: Before we move on... 320 00:11:34,081 --> 00:11:34,800 Brown Dog: Footy's in good shape! Isn't it, after the... 321 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,160 Deano: Man, footy's in amazing shape! 322 00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:38,460 Brown Dog: Not only we was there the draw, and yesterday there was 323 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:40,290 Brown Dog: a two great games, Saturday night. 324 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:40,741 Jonathan Brown, JB: Great games. At the same time. 325 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,720 Brown Dog: The (inaudible) clash was good. 326 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,360 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah, it was good. Melbourne Bulldogs. Bulldogs are probably a 327 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,580 Jonathan Brown, JB: bit of an upset. Melbourne's struggling. They lost five out 328 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:49,949 Jonathan Brown, JB: of there. Last seven. What a streak, and they're wanting to 329 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:51,630 Jonathan Brown, JB: put the queue in the rack a little bit early 330 00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:53,429 Jonathan Brown, JB: in games. And I've been there. I've been part of 331 00:11:53,429 --> 00:11:58,559 Jonathan Brown, JB: a team, a great team, that's winning games. There's the 332 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:00,240 Jonathan Brown, JB: voice in the back of your head that just wants 333 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,210 Jonathan Brown, JB: to finish the games early and you don't want to complete 334 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:05,010 Jonathan Brown, JB: it. And that's what Melbourne's doing. They're getting out to 335 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:06,989 Jonathan Brown, JB: leads and they're not completing games. So they've got to 336 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:09,329 Jonathan Brown, JB: be careful. Cause still got to make the top four. 337 00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:13,980 Deano: And talk about their run home Freo, Collingwood, Carlton. That's ridiculous. 338 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:13,981 Brody: Yeah that's tough. 339 00:12:13,981 --> 00:12:16,321 Brown Dog: Yeah there's going to be some unbelievable games in the next month with big ramifications. 340 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,840 Brody: Yeah. I live my life at a quarter mile at a time. 341 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,021 Deano: Thanks Vin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 342 00:12:19,021 --> 00:12:20,640 Jonathan Brown, JB: Oh yeah. Good on your Vin. 343 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:21,691 Brody: Yeah. 344 00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:23,190 Jonathan Brown, JB: You know what has changed this year? 345 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:23,191 Deano: Yeah. 346 00:12:23,191 --> 00:12:27,750 Jonathan Brown, JB: So scoring's not up that much. Set-and-bounce scoring's not up that much. The 347 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,780 Jonathan Brown, JB: reason we're all saying " Footys great," is because ball movement 348 00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:33,090 Jonathan Brown, JB: is well and truly up. So the ball's peeing from end to 349 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:33,871 Jonathan Brown, JB: end, which is what we want to say... 350 00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:33,872 Brown Dog: Yeah. 351 00:12:33,872 --> 00:12:35,460 Jonathan Brown, JB: ... when we got the footy, don't we? 352 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:36,179 Brown Dog: It's attacking, there's... 353 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:36,721 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. 354 00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:39,090 Brown Dog: ... there's not a price on defense. Like we've seen 355 00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:39,809 Brown Dog: in previous years, 356 00:12:39,809 --> 00:12:41,040 Deano: 666 to thank! 357 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:44,939 Jonathan Brown, JB: Absolutely. I think maybe our team just sort of willing 358 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:46,500 Jonathan Brown, JB: to play on a bit more because of that man 359 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,479 Jonathan Brown, JB: on the mark. Definitely when you're kicking out. 360 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:48,990 Deano: Yeah. 361 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:50,910 Jonathan Brown, JB: Because you can run over the top of... 362 00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:50,911 Deano: Yep. 363 00:12:50,911 --> 00:12:53,550 Jonathan Brown, JB: ... the goal square. You can run it out further 364 00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:54,809 Jonathan Brown, JB: and get the ball to the middle of the ground. 365 00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:57,450 Jonathan Brown, JB: So it's just better take you back to the eighties 366 00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:57,571 Jonathan Brown, JB: and nineties... 367 00:12:57,571 --> 00:12:57,572 Deano: It's sexy! 368 00:12:57,572 --> 00:12:57,573 Jonathan Brown, JB: ... when the ball was in flow all the time. 369 00:12:57,573 --> 00:13:03,300 Deano: Hey, and now, staying on the D's/ Dogs game, listen to 370 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:06,300 Deano: this tiny bit of audio of Duck losing his voice. 371 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,790 Deano: All right? It's very subtle, but just enjoy. 372 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:09,810 Announcer from Replay: Dogs Fans go berserk! 373 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:10,050 Wayne "DUCK" Carey (On Recording): Bruce. They can't go long... 374 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:16,410 Deano: Duck's got nothing in the tape. 375 00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:18,179 Brown Dog: That's a bit of Bill Lowrey about that. 376 00:13:18,179 --> 00:13:21,270 Deano: Now early in our podcast, I mentioned anytime a broadcaster 377 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:21,721 Deano: loses their voice... 378 00:13:21,721 --> 00:13:21,722 Jonathan Brown, JB: I love this. 379 00:13:21,722 --> 00:13:25,500 Deano: ... we will play in full the 35 seconds... 380 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:25,710 Jonathan Brown, JB: Is that Jimmy? 381 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,410 Deano: The best 35 seconds of audio ever. 382 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:28,741 Jonathan Brown, JB: Stop it. 383 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,800 Deano: Yeah, mate. Yeah. So who is this dude? And what race 384 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,280 Deano: track was it? 385 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,520 Jonathan Brown, JB: I think it's a Globe Derby trot, I reckon Jimmy Jakes. 386 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,420 Deano: Jimmy Jakes! 387 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:37,710 Brody: The great Jimmy Jakes. 388 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:41,580 Deano: He should never have started this call because we joined Jimmy... 389 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:42,090 Jonathan Brown, JB: Aye! He's a warrior. 390 00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:45,751 Deano: I know mate. We joined Jimmy when his voice was already ( beep). 391 00:13:45,751 --> 00:13:50,460 Jimmy Jakes: ... that travel in second place, Yalaya Rose on the inside Linvel Daintee. 392 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,340 Jimmy Jakes: Now he goes full steam ahead. We're one step closer. 393 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:56,880 Jimmy Jakes: And he goes forward three wide quickly on the inside 394 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:00,090 Jimmy Jakes: Linvel Daintee and at the tail in the field, we'll give about 395 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,850 Jimmy Jakes: five or six meters to Beaver Alley, boy, I think 396 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:06,780 Jimmy Jakes: we're going here. He's front, leading the way. It's Yalaya Rose 397 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:11,340 Jimmy Jakes: leads by two meters in second placing. Nah, I don't think 398 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:16,559 Jimmy Jakes: I'll get through this. In front Yalaya Rose, down the outside trying hard, was 399 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:19,711 Jimmy Jakes: one step closer for the higher race win. 400 00:14:19,711 --> 00:14:19,712 Deano: Jimmy Jakes! 401 00:14:19,712 --> 00:14:19,713 Brown Dog: That's occurred to him. 402 00:14:19,713 --> 00:14:19,714 Deano: Do you know him? 403 00:14:19,714 --> 00:14:25,231 Brown Dog: I don't know him. No, but that's a great call. 404 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:33,691 Jonathan Brown, JB: " Nah! Nah! I don't think I'll get there!" 405 00:14:33,691 --> 00:14:36,570 Brown Dog: What about... Did you see that Damien Hardwick lost his mind... 406 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:39,121 Deano: Yes! 407 00:14:39,121 --> 00:14:39,122 Brown Dog: ... at the VFL? 408 00:14:39,122 --> 00:14:39,123 Deano: All right! I love this sort of stuff. 409 00:14:39,123 --> 00:14:39,124 Brody: This is phenomenal. 410 00:14:39,124 --> 00:14:42,239 Deano: This is a nothing burger. He was abusing players. That's what 411 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:42,960 Deano: a coach does. 412 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,300 Brown Dog: Exactly. I thought it was magnificent. 413 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,860 Deano: No. Sorry. What was it? 414 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:48,180 Brown Dog: Magnificent? 415 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:48,750 Deano: Correct. 416 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,960 Brown Dog: The heading is, " Dimmer went off his head. Coach abused 417 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:57,780 Brown Dog: VFL players." Richmond VFL were playing Williamstown and one of the players got 418 00:14:57,780 --> 00:15:01,020 Brown Dog: pushed into the fence. The Williamstown guy came back and 419 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:03,690 Brown Dog: sort of gave him a nudge, and knocked him over 420 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:04,350 Brown Dog: the Richmond player... 421 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:04,351 Deano: Yep. 422 00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:05,160 Brown Dog: ... from behind? 423 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:05,520 Deano: Yep. 424 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:08,640 Brown Dog: And dimmer took exception to it. He was standing around watching 425 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:12,120 Brown Dog: the game with 50 or 60 other parents and patrons and everything. 426 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:18,780 Brown Dog: And he said, " Weak ( beep) bricks," initially, and then he said, " 427 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:20,491 Brown Dog: I'll show you how tough you are if you come over here." 428 00:15:20,491 --> 00:15:21,000 Deano: That's fair play! A hundred percent. Come on! 429 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:28,710 Brody: Is there anyone you'd less like to fight in the AFL 430 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,850 Brody: than Damien Hardwick? 431 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:36,901 Deano: Oh Luke Beveridge makes me a bit nervous. 432 00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:36,902 Jonathan Brown, JB: Beaver is built like a brick shit house! 433 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:36,903 Brown Dog: Yeah. Dimmer's got the crazy... 434 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:36,903 Deano: Coach wise, are you saying? 435 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:36,904 Brody: Anyone. 436 00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:36,934 Brown Dog: Coach wise 437 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,780 Brody: Dimmer's just got something in the eyes and I'm like, "Oh. Don't 438 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:40,081 Brody: trust that." 439 00:15:40,081 --> 00:15:40,261 Deano: Yeah. 440 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:46,290 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah, I agree with that. I think big Horse Longmire would be able to... He'd be able to hurt... You wouldn't want to get 441 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:46,950 Jonathan Brown, JB: in a bear hug. 442 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:47,250 Deano: Nah. 443 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,190 Jonathan Brown, JB: A bit of a wrestle. Yeah, there's probably two or three 444 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:50,311 Jonathan Brown, JB: that spring to mind. 445 00:15:50,311 --> 00:15:54,571 Brody: You want to fight Chris Fagan? Let's be honest with you. You definitely want to fight. 446 00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:56,640 Brown Dog: You'd be feeling pretty confident if Fage wanders out. 447 00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:58,591 Jonathan Brown, JB: What about Clark? He knocked himself out one time, didn't he? 448 00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:58,592 Deano: Yeah he did. 449 00:15:58,592 --> 00:16:02,880 Brody: Didn't he also strike a fan? Remember when that guy was 450 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,530 Brody: giving him the shits like a mosquito? 451 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:07,441 Deano: Oh yeah! I think I did! 452 00:16:07,441 --> 00:16:09,450 Brown Dog: Walking home back to the hotel! That's when they changed their rules... 453 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:09,931 Jonathan Brown, JB: You're not allowed to walk. 454 00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:12,120 Brown Dog: ... that you can't walk back now. Yeah. 455 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:12,570 Deano: All right. 456 00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:15,720 Brody: Would you want to fight Craig McCray? He's little. 457 00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:16,410 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. He's just a... 458 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,729 Brown Dog: He's so polite, Fly. 459 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:18,841 Jonathan Brown, JB: He's he's a great man. 460 00:16:18,841 --> 00:16:21,660 Deano: Sure do! You dance around a bit? Work him around the ring. 461 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,910 Brown Dog: Yeah. You'd wait till the last 30 seconds of the 462 00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:25,380 Brown Dog: round before you unleashed. 463 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:27,330 Brody: I reckon Ken Hinkley would hit you with a brick. 464 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:27,931 Brody: I reckon when you're not looking... 465 00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:27,931 Jonathan Brown, JB: Mate. 466 00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,281 Brody: ... Ken Hinkley gives you a brick. 467 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:29,282 Jonathan Brown, JB: Mate, Kenny... 468 00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:30,750 Brody: Just the brick to the head. 469 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,430 Jonathan Brown, JB: Kenny used to smash some boys. Oh, you'd watch him 470 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,590 Jonathan Brown, JB: playing country footy. He used to coach against our team and he 471 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,330 Jonathan Brown, JB: actually, Kenny Hinkley hit my old man one day and got... 472 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:39,420 Brody: What!? 473 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,141 Jonathan Brown, JB: My old man was the runner. 474 00:16:40,141 --> 00:16:40,142 Brody: Really!? 475 00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:43,410 Jonathan Brown, JB: And he got reported and had to go to the tribunal for hitting the 476 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,940 Jonathan Brown, JB: old man, for striking the runner. 477 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:45,180 Brown Dog: Really!? 478 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:45,690 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. Yeah. 479 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:46,200 Brody: That's why I want him at pull out point next year. 480 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:49,470 Brown Dog: We'll have to get Kenny on to speak about that. 481 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:50,489 Jonathan Brown, JB: Kenny is a beauty. Yeah, we'll get him to speak about it... 482 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,700 Deano: Who's bringing us this best on ground. Audio. What do, what do 483 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,720 Deano: we know about this? 484 00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:56,790 Brody: Jonathan? So you've sent me a little bit of audio 485 00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:58,320 Brody: and I haven't even listened to it, but you reckon 486 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:58,980 Brody: it's pretty special. 487 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:04,109 Jonathan Brown, JB: Well, I thought this was go... This fad, which became a trend. I 488 00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:04,471 Jonathan Brown, JB: thought it was dead. 489 00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:05,311 Deano: It is dead! 490 00:17:05,311 --> 00:17:08,130 Jonathan Brown, JB: I thought it was dead in the water. This thing called WTB. 491 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,030 Brown Dog: Oh, it's not dead. 492 00:17:09,869 --> 00:17:11,640 Speaker 1: Is it YTB or WTB? 493 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,500 Brody: Yeah. No. The letters always change. 494 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,791 Brown Dog: They never change. It's always WTB. 495 00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:18,090 Jonathan Brown, JB: Well, in the audience we're getting big audiences for Best 496 00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:18,870 Jonathan Brown, JB: on Ground, on a Saturday night. 497 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:18,960 Brown Dog: How many? 498 00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:25,140 Jonathan Brown, JB: We actually dressed up. Well, there was 140 and then COVID hit a few. So I was down to about 120. 499 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,180 Brody: I've heard that before. 500 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:27,181 Jonathan Brown, JB: Mate. 501 00:17:27,181 --> 00:17:28,919 Brody: " COVID hit a few." Oh yeah, right mate. 502 00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:31,920 Jonathan Brown, JB: Well mate, I think mainly what they're doing is the people 503 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,119 Jonathan Brown, JB: using it as a free fill up. 504 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:33,419 Deano: Yeah. 505 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,240 Jonathan Brown, JB: On the way out. So I didn't realize the show was that popular, 506 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,240 Jonathan Brown, JB: but I already give them free grogs on their offer, they're there and ready. 507 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:39,840 Jonathan Brown, JB: But anyway... 508 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:40,109 Deano: Yes. 509 00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:41,430 Jonathan Brown, JB: A couple flew down from Sydney. 510 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:41,461 Deano: Yes. 511 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,920 Jonathan Brown, JB: And the first thing they said to me after I met 512 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,810 Jonathan Brown, JB: him after the show was bang. 513 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:46,710 Brody (Guest): Hilarious. 514 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:47,010 Jonathan Brown, JB: There you go. 515 00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:47,850 Brody (Guest): My aunt has gone on to it. She loves it too. 516 00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:48,959 Alana: It's true. 517 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:49,231 Jonathan Brown, JB: Now who are we talking to here tonight? 518 00:17:49,231 --> 00:17:53,280 Brody (Guest): Ah, you got Brody here. You got Alana as well. 519 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,110 Jonathan Brown, JB: Alana, a female listener. 520 00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:55,920 Brody (Guest): That's right. 521 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,250 Jonathan Brown, JB: Really? 522 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,960 Brody (Guest): Oh. Pretty new Brody's brought me in. 523 00:17:58,109 --> 00:18:00,270 Jonathan Brown, JB: Beautiful. And have you got anything to say to the boys? 524 00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:02,370 Brody (Guest): Yeah. Look, we've come down from Sydney today just to 525 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,159 Brody (Guest): come to Best on Ground. And we just wanted to 526 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,150 Brody (Guest): meet Browny and say WTB WTB baby! 527 00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:07,410 Alana: WTB baby! 528 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:08,671 Brody (Guest): We the best! 529 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:08,879 Crowd: " Boo!" 530 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,730 Brown Dog: Yes! Yesterday in the crowd, someone sent their daughter, who would've 531 00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:16,439 Brown Dog: been five or six years of age, down to the 532 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,200 Brown Dog: fence. And she said, " Browny! Browny!" And I looked up 533 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:24,419 Brown Dog: and she said, " WTB baby!" And I... 534 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:24,600 Deano: Didn't happen! 535 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,350 Brown Dog: ... I swear to God! 536 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:25,351 Brody: That didn't happen. 537 00:18:25,351 --> 00:18:29,190 Brown Dog: And I, went, "Oh! Yeah, WTB," like this, and I thought, oh, that's a bit unusual. Like 538 00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:30,391 Brown Dog: they wouldn't listen to Brown's podcast... 539 00:18:30,391 --> 00:18:30,392 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yes. 540 00:18:30,392 --> 00:18:33,359 Brown Dog: ... being so young. And I tracked her walking all the 541 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:37,109 Brown Dog: way back up the aisle and went in the aisle and sat next 542 00:18:37,109 --> 00:18:41,580 Brown Dog: to her dad. And her dad gave me the thumbs 543 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,360 Brown Dog: up. So he'd sent her down... 544 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:42,361 Brody: Nice. 545 00:18:42,361 --> 00:18:42,362 Brown Dog: ... his daughter, to say it. I thought it was magnificent. 546 00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:42,363 Jonathan Brown, JB: It is taking off. 547 00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:48,210 Deano: No it's not, it's an awful saying. Hey, speaking of you 548 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:52,020 Deano: commentating, speaking of COVID, did that rip through Channel 7? 549 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:52,531 Deano: Why did you get the big day? 550 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,050 Brown Dog: The big day? I don't know. I don't know why I got called 551 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,540 Brown Dog: up. I believe there might have been a miscommunication. They 552 00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,940 Brown Dog: thought they'd booked someone on the Sunday, which they hadn't. 553 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:02,100 Jonathan Brown, JB: Who, Xavier Alice or... 554 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:02,101 Deano: Swaggy! Swaggy! 555 00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:05,850 Brown Dog: I don't know. But all I know is I'm the 556 00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:06,450 Brown Dog: bench guy. 557 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:07,020 Deano: Well done. 558 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:09,030 Brown Dog: And I come off the bench and play my role 559 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:13,650 Brown Dog: and 72,000 at the G for Collingwood- Essendon with a goal after the siren... 560 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:13,681 Deano: Nice. 561 00:19:13,681 --> 00:19:16,800 Brown Dog: ... was much better than Preston City Oval for the 562 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,221 Brown Dog: Northern Bullants... 563 00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:17,222 Jonathan Brown, JB: Fucking yeah. Jeez. 564 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,480 Brown Dog: ... and Box Hill in front of 50. 565 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:18,870 Deano: Fifty people! 566 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,640 Brown Dog: So I was happy to come off the bench and play that role 567 00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:27,240 Deano: Ads. Back in a second. Welcome back to Brownie's podcast. Before 568 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,940 Deano: we get to your special talent, Dog, you went to Mildura. 569 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:32,190 Deano: Did you get back Brown's hand? The replica? 570 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:33,090 Brown Dog: No, I didn't. 571 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:33,600 Deano: Why? 572 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,909 Brown Dog: I, well, the plane was a bit delayed. I was 573 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:38,490 Brown Dog: running short of time, so I didn't get an opportunity 574 00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:41,369 Brown Dog: to swing past his house. 575 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,379 Deano: You were going to threaten this kid and steal our 576 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,070 Deano: property back! 577 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:46,620 Brown Dog: I know, but his mum came up to me. 578 00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:47,731 Jonathan Brown, JB: His mum? How old is this kid? 579 00:19:47,731 --> 00:19:52,770 Brown Dog: His mum. She was maybe mid 40s, so I don't reckon 580 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:53,429 Brown Dog: he's too old. 581 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:53,639 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. A teen, ain't he? 582 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,640 Brown Dog: Lovely lady, listens to the podcast. Was driving back from 583 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,460 Brown Dog: Melbourne to Mildura last week, listening to the podcast when 584 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,471 Brown Dog: we were talking about it and realized that we're talking about her son. 585 00:20:01,471 --> 00:20:01,472 Jonathan Brown, JB: Oh really? 586 00:20:01,472 --> 00:20:04,439 Brown Dog: Yeah. So she was quite apologetic. 587 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:05,760 Deano: What about the hand? 588 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,060 Brown Dog: She did say, " Look, I don't think we're going to 589 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:09,480 Brown Dog: get it back." 590 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,050 Deano: Jesus! 591 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,450 Brown Dog: She said, " Over his dead body, will we get that 592 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:12,780 Brown Dog: hand back." 593 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:12,869 Brody: What? 594 00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:14,340 Deano: We can arrange that. 595 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,439 Brody: That sounds like a challenge. Sounds like a challenge. 596 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,620 Brown Dog: Next time. I'm in Mildura, I'll have another crack but... 597 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:19,980 Deano: It's not over. This is not over. 598 00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:20,700 Brown Dog: It's never over. 599 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,080 Jonathan Brown, JB: I feel like he was set up at armed, like in 600 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:23,880 Jonathan Brown, JB: the movie Toy Soldiers. 601 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:24,180 Deano: Yeah. 602 00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:25,201 Jonathan Brown, JB: Remember that? Yeah. They would've had the shot... 603 00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:25,202 Deano: Traps. 604 00:20:25,202 --> 00:20:27,661 Jonathan Brown, JB: ... ready to go, traps for Brown Dog. 605 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:28,470 Deano: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 606 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:33,210 Brown Dog: My old man used to say to me as a kid, don't get angry. Get even. 607 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:33,270 Jonathan Brown, JB: Ooh... 608 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:33,751 Deano: Yes, mate. 609 00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:36,690 Brown Dog: From a young, young age. And we won't forget. 610 00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:37,950 Jonathan Brown, JB: Tell you who else... 611 00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:41,250 Brody: You've never forgotten that, fair to say. Fair to say. You 612 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,190 Brody: were in prep when your old man menacingly said to you, " 613 00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:45,030 Brody: Don't get..." 614 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:46,230 Brown Dog: He sat at the end of my bed. 615 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:46,290 Brody: Yeah. 616 00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:48,300 Brown Dog: He said, " Son, I want to give you some life advice." 617 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:51,721 Deano: While he was sharpening a knife. 618 00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:58,080 Brown Dog: And I said, "What's that?" And he said, " Remember this: Don't get angry. Get even." And then 619 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,290 Brown Dog: he also said something in Latin, " (foreign language) ," which means " 620 00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:02,340 Brown Dog: don't let the bastards get you down." 621 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:02,610 Brody: What? 622 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,002 Brown Dog: (crosstalk) . 623 00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:07,471 Deano: Hey! What is his special talent? 624 00:21:07,471 --> 00:21:08,940 Jonathan Brown, JB: That isn't (inaudible) for your school, sorry. 625 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,859 Brody: Campbell revealed last week, and he didn't even say anything 626 00:21:13,859 --> 00:21:15,150 Brody: about it. He just showed us. 627 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:15,300 Deano: Yeah. 628 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,130 Brody: That's like a special talent that he has. 629 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:17,400 Deano: Oh. 630 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,500 Brody: And this truly is a special talent. 631 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:19,590 Deano: I know what you're talking about. Yeah! 632 00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:24,119 Brody: Campbell can get naked quicker than anyone I've ever seen 633 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:24,631 Brody: in my life. 634 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:24,632 Deano: Brown Dog! 635 00:21:24,632 --> 00:21:27,659 Brody: Honestly, I brought a stopwatch today, so I've got a stopwatch here. 636 00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:31,050 Deano: For context. Bin Dog wanted a video for his bucks night? 637 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:33,659 Brody: Yeah. And then we're just randomly filming a little video 638 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,940 Brody: for a bit of a shout out, and within four 639 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:38,879 Brody: split seconds, Campbell has gone from fully clothed to naked. 640 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:39,540 Jonathan Brown, JB: Mate! 641 00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:41,400 Brody: Crawling on the door, on the floor, like a dog. 642 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,991 Jonathan Brown, JB: Mate, Jess must find it hard to keep up with you. 643 00:21:42,991 --> 00:21:42,992 Deano: Dog. Do you do that? 644 00:21:42,992 --> 00:21:45,690 Jonathan Brown, JB: You got to be just shocking to her. 645 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,030 Speaker 1: Are you quick at that? So there's... 646 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,129 Brown Dog: I'm quicker at something else after I get the... 647 00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:50,161 Jonathan Brown, JB: Ah, yeah. Oh yeah. 648 00:21:50,161 --> 00:21:55,681 Deano: Yeah, the sex. The sex. But are you so quick at it? 649 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:55,682 Jonathan Brown, JB: Oh, really? Do you? 650 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,300 Deano: Are you so quick at it so they don't have time to change their mind? 651 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:57,510 Jonathan Brown, JB: I'm naked! 652 00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:00,899 Brown Dog: Yeah, well you got to take your opportunity. 653 00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:04,080 Brody: All right. So I got to stopwatch here and I'm going 654 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,600 Brody: to time you. You got two heats. All right? Take 655 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,060 Brody: your headphones off. And we are going to time how long it takes you 656 00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,350 Brody: to get completely naked, all right? 657 00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:10,709 Brown Dog: Really? 658 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:10,950 Brody: Yeah. 659 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:11,221 Jonathan Brown, JB: This is the most astonishing thing I saw last week. 660 00:22:11,221 --> 00:22:13,980 Brody: Mate, I couldn't believe it. 661 00:22:14,010 --> 00:22:14,370 Jonathan Brown, JB: I like this. 662 00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:17,250 Brody: Four seconds. Imagine being fully clothed, with clothes on, casual. 663 00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:19,140 Brown Dog: These pants are a little bit tighter. 664 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:19,380 Deano: Yep. 665 00:22:19,710 --> 00:22:21,300 Brody: Okay. So we'll give you a bit of leniency for that. 666 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:21,660 Brody: All right. 667 00:22:21,869 --> 00:22:24,000 Jonathan Brown, JB: It part a good, bad and ugly tonight, and on the 668 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,520 Jonathan Brown, JB: couch. This might be my good or my bad or 669 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,990 Jonathan Brown, JB: my ugly, depending on how you go. 670 00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:30,659 Brody: Ready? 3, 2, 1 go. 671 00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:30,750 Jonathan Brown, JB: Away. 672 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:37,350 Deano: Six seconds. 673 00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:39,002 Brown Dog: Yeah. And my legs (inaudible) . 674 00:22:39,002 --> 00:22:41,460 Brody: All right. I'm going to give you another heat because that's 675 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:45,359 Brody: still very impressive. I had that at 5. 16 seconds. 676 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:45,510 Deano: Jesus! 677 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,001 Brown Dog: (inaudible) 678 00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:47,850 Jonathan Brown, JB: Our news reader is currently outside the window. Just her eyes are fallen out of her head. 679 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:47,851 Brody: Yeah, she's just concerned. 680 00:22:47,851 --> 00:22:47,852 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yes. 681 00:22:47,852 --> 00:22:48,092 Brody: Fair to say. All right. 682 00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:53,040 Deano: Jesus Christ, Dog! 683 00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:53,880 Brody: Put your clothes back on. 684 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,880 Deano: Wait, Browny, film it with your phone because Brody's timing 685 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:56,971 Deano: it on his. 686 00:22:56,971 --> 00:22:57,090 Brody: Okay. 687 00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:00,600 Deano: This is unbelievable. 5.1 seconds, you reckon brother? 688 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:03,810 Brody: 5. 16 seconds. That is a phenomenal... 689 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:06,090 Deano: Oh my God dog. 690 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:06,091 Brody: ... phenomenal speed. 691 00:23:06,091 --> 00:23:06,119 Jonathan Brown, JB: He's a picture of fitness. 692 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:06,270 Deano: My God! 693 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,002 Brown Dog: I never knew this was (inaudible) ... 694 00:23:08,002 --> 00:23:10,080 Brody: Jesus, he's breathing heavy now. Look, he's breathing real heavy now! 695 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,879 Brown Dog: Well, when I do something, I put everything into it. 696 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,040 Jonathan Brown, JB: You're getting ready for the channel again, eh? 697 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,300 Brody: Except your four years at the Gold Coast Suns. 698 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:15,660 Brown Dog: Double crosser! 699 00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,190 Deano: All right. So he's back, fully closed. 700 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:17,970 Brown Dog: I've got thongs on. 701 00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:18,840 Deano: Thongs are on. 702 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,140 Brody: All right. 3, 2, 1 go. 703 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,170 Jonathan Brown, JB: The Dog. Get em off! 704 00:23:28,619 --> 00:23:32,490 Brody: Whoa. 4. 84 seconds. 705 00:23:32,490 --> 00:23:32,580 Deano: Yes. 706 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,939 Brody: That is unbelievable! 707 00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:38,250 Brown Dog: Did you notice I took my top off and flicked 708 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,241 Brown Dog: my thong draw through in one movement? 709 00:23:39,241 --> 00:23:41,430 Deano: Smart dog. Smart. You fake tan brother? 710 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:41,701 Brown Dog: Nah. 711 00:23:41,701 --> 00:23:42,690 Deano: No, no, no. 712 00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:43,170 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yep. 713 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:44,191 Brody: Naked in four seconds. 714 00:23:44,191 --> 00:23:44,611 Deano: That's unbelievable! 715 00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:48,060 Brody: That's that's a skill that you can use for that's remainder 716 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:48,300 Brody: of your life. 717 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,910 Brown Dog: Oh, well I don't know where to go from that. 718 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,160 Jonathan Brown, JB: How about we go to the Carlton draft? 719 00:23:53,369 --> 00:23:53,460 Deano: Oh yeah. 720 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:53,791 Jonathan Brown, JB: It wrapped up on the weekend. 721 00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:54,959 Deano: Let's going with it. 722 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,170 Jonathan Brown, JB: Cam Moony was the last player. Of course, eight players, 723 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:01,139 Jonathan Brown, JB: eight former legends of the game, played in the Carlton 724 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:05,070 Jonathan Brown, JB: Draft. Moons played for the Longwood on the weekend against Violet 725 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,169 Jonathan Brown, JB: Town. Made the bad mistake of the night before, in 726 00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:08,701 Jonathan Brown, JB: the media, calling them Velvet Town. 727 00:24:08,701 --> 00:24:08,702 Deano: Oh! 728 00:24:08,702 --> 00:24:09,002 Brody: Oh no. 729 00:24:10,230 --> 00:24:11,491 Brown Dog: Oh no. They would've hated that brother. 730 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:14,940 Jonathan Brown, JB: They hated it. They wanted retribution! Moon started well. He kicked two 731 00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:16,140 Jonathan Brown, JB: goals in the first quarter. 732 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:16,380 Brown Dog: Yep. 733 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:21,480 Jonathan Brown, JB: But then Longwood went on to be defeated by 203 points. 734 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:21,780 Deano: Jesus! 735 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:25,320 Jonathan Brown, JB: So we thought Moons would come in and help them. But they've 736 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,020 Jonathan Brown, JB: got average losing margin, it's been a difficult year for Longwood, 737 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,010 Jonathan Brown, JB: of about a hundred points. 738 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:29,311 Brown Dog: Wow. So... 739 00:24:29,311 --> 00:24:32,399 Jonathan Brown, JB: Moons comes in and it makes him double as bad. 740 00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:33,210 Brown Dog: Oh my God! 741 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:35,070 Deano: That's unbelievable. 742 00:24:35,070 --> 00:24:37,021 Brown Dog: So there wasn't many opportunities after quarter time? 743 00:24:37,021 --> 00:24:39,570 Jonathan Brown, JB: No, no. He battled. I think he went into defense just 744 00:24:39,570 --> 00:24:41,429 Jonathan Brown, JB: to plot on a couple of their big guns. One 745 00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:45,840 Jonathan Brown, JB: forward kicked 17 goals and another forward kicked 14 goals. 746 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,820 Jonathan Brown, JB: I think Moons may have spent some time on both 747 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,389 Jonathan Brown, JB: of those players. 748 00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:51,061 Deano: We'll draft you back next year, because it seemed like it went really well. 749 00:24:51,061 --> 00:24:53,669 Jonathan Brown, JB: I think it should be back bigger and better than ever. 750 00:24:53,670 --> 00:24:53,879 Deano: Every year! 751 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,030 Jonathan Brown, JB: We're going to get some players. I'd love to get your old mate, Gary Ablett Jr. 752 00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:58,441 Brown Dog: Yeah, he'll put his hand up! Nick 753 00:24:58,441 --> 00:25:00,479 Jonathan Brown, JB: Nick Riewoldt said he'll consider it. 754 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:00,780 Brown Dog: Rob! 755 00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:04,080 Jonathan Brown, JB: Absolutely. Brown Dog, I'd love to get you in the 756 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:04,410 Jonathan Brown, JB: mix somewhere. 757 00:25:04,410 --> 00:25:04,560 Brown Dog: Come on! 758 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:07,471 Deano: No, I'm not sure. I have officially retired, but we might be able to negotiate something. 759 00:25:07,471 --> 00:25:13,560 Jonathan Brown, JB: The big one I'm pushing for... 760 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:13,800 Brown Dog: Jody! 761 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,002 Jonathan Brown, JB: I think I can get out of it alone. (inaudible) . 762 00:25:15,002 --> 00:25:15,003 Brown Dog: Jody. 763 00:25:15,003 --> 00:25:19,470 Jonathan Brown, JB: They'll never get Jody. But it depends on the share market. If The share 764 00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:23,250 Jonathan Brown, JB: market struggle might be able to get Jody. He might need some cash But Buck's the coach. 765 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:23,941 Brown Dog: Yeah. Yeah. That'll... 766 00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:27,479 Jonathan Brown, JB: Imagine Buck's coming out and coaching your club. So that's the big one I'm going 767 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,159 Jonathan Brown, JB: to be pushing for. And I think Buck's going to be 768 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:29,730 Jonathan Brown, JB: open to it. 769 00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:31,980 Deano: Well done commissioner, it was a great concept. Can I 770 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:36,990 Deano: just... An observation: Dog has chosen not to get changed 771 00:25:36,990 --> 00:25:41,280 Deano: again. He's just sitting there in his shirt and jocks now. 772 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,150 Brown Dog: Yeah. Because I'm too.... 773 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:43,409 Deano: Why not the pants, man? 774 00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:44,459 Brown Dog: Because I'm too lazy. 775 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,001 All: Yeah. (inaudible) 776 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,460 Brown Dog: It takes me a bit longer to get redressed to 777 00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:48,420 Brown Dog: than it does to get undressed. 778 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,220 Jonathan Brown, JB: It's hard to get those pants over those big quads. 779 00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:52,231 Deano: And be honest. It feels comfy just sitting into your jocks. 780 00:25:52,231 --> 00:25:54,060 Brown Dog: Well, we're in the middle of the party. I sort of didn't 781 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:56,790 Brown Dog: want take some time that I wasn't going to be 782 00:25:56,790 --> 00:25:58,001 Brown Dog: on air potentially... (inaudible) 783 00:25:58,170 --> 00:25:58,441 Brody: But, also, there's heaps of people in this office. Like heaps. 784 00:25:58,441 --> 00:25:58,621 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah. 785 00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:03,450 Deano: Heaps of people. Ash Gardener's looking at your cheeks now, sadly. 786 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:04,001 Jonathan Brown, JB: (inaudible) 787 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,359 Brody: And why would you choose shirt over pant? That's a 788 00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:09,930 Brody: really a perplexing decision. 789 00:26:09,930 --> 00:26:12,120 Jonathan Brown, JB: Haven't you seen his guts lately? Of course he wants to cover that up. 790 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,320 Brody: Hey, that's fair enough. 791 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:18,359 Deano: All right. Ads. back in a second. Welcome back to Brown's 792 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,460 Deano: podcast. You've been to the tip, Jonathan. 793 00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:25,470 Jonathan Brown, JB: Ah, well the weekend actually the miss is away for a few days. So the kids want out. 794 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:25,501 Deano: Yeah. 795 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,480 Jonathan Brown, JB: And actually me pop, he's coming to help me. Me old 796 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:27,869 Jonathan Brown, JB: man. Come to 797 00:26:27,869 --> 00:26:31,470 Deano: Yeah. Be honest. The man's been ironing, cooking. He's keeping 798 00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:33,210 Deano: your house on track. 799 00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:36,359 Jonathan Brown, JB: I told Mum that. Mum goes, he hasn't ( beep) ironed 800 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,669 Jonathan Brown, JB: or done the dishes for about 20 years in our place. But he was 801 00:26:39,869 --> 00:26:42,689 Jonathan Brown, JB: like Sadie, the cleaning lady. He was unbelievable. He was 802 00:26:42,690 --> 00:26:45,840 Jonathan Brown, JB: on fire. Could not believe when I saw him folding 803 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,541 Jonathan Brown, JB: the washing at the dinner table the other night. What the (beep) 804 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:52,050 Brown Dog: You tend to always do a little bit more when you're in someone else's 805 00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:52,919 Brown Dog: residence. You know what I mean? 806 00:26:52,950 --> 00:26:53,580 Deano: You lift a bit. 807 00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:55,681 Brown Dog: When you're out on your own. Yeah, I think so. 808 00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:55,682 Brody: Yeah, I reckon. 809 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:59,190 Jonathan Brown, JB: So anyway, I had to make a run to the tip to get a little few things out of a 810 00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:03,690 Jonathan Brown, JB: huge pile. Got this trailer with a cage trailer. A huge 811 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:06,300 Jonathan Brown, JB: pile of leaves and straw, it sort of got stuck 812 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:09,119 Jonathan Brown, JB: into it. Cleaned it all then off to the tip 813 00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,741 Jonathan Brown, JB: with the two youngest Jack and Macy in the back. 814 00:27:10,741 --> 00:27:10,742 Deano: Bam, bam. 815 00:27:10,742 --> 00:27:14,820 Jonathan Brown, JB: Bam, bam. We went to one tip and it was closed. So we had 816 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:16,890 Jonathan Brown, JB: to go all the way across, down to another tip. We 817 00:27:16,890 --> 00:27:19,739 Jonathan Brown, JB: pulled in. Anyway, obviously kids weren't that keen to help 818 00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:23,790 Jonathan Brown, JB: me unload. Now I unloaded green waste dog. I'm up 819 00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:26,369 Jonathan Brown, JB: there in the back. I snap the rake for starters. 820 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:26,520 Brown Dog: Yep. 821 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:26,700 Deano: Shit! 822 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:29,100 Jonathan Brown, JB: So I had no pitch fork. So that made about twice 823 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:32,129 Jonathan Brown, JB: as long. I eventually get it all out. Now, I 824 00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:34,920 Jonathan Brown, JB: couldn't close the back of the cage and the trailer. 825 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,780 Jonathan Brown, JB: So I had to jump into the ute, into the 826 00:27:37,050 --> 00:27:40,200 Jonathan Brown, JB: HiLux, of dreams and pour forward slowly so we could get the back 827 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:46,020 Jonathan Brown, JB: tailgate closed. However, I've jumped in the HiLux. It wouldn't 828 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:49,051 Jonathan Brown, JB: start. And I'm thinking, what the (beep) is going on here? 829 00:27:49,051 --> 00:27:49,860 Deano: Because it's a button start? Is it? 830 00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:52,230 Jonathan Brown, JB: Well, a button start, yeah. And so I look at the 831 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:54,000 Jonathan Brown, JB: thing and it says, " Key not detected." 832 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:55,531 Deano: Oh shit! 833 00:27:55,531 --> 00:27:55,532 Brown Dog: You've lost the key. 834 00:27:55,532 --> 00:27:58,920 Jonathan Brown, JB: Oh shit! And then I realize that I'm wearing an old hoodie. I'd 835 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,600 Jonathan Brown, JB: put the keys in the front, you know the front 836 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,590 Jonathan Brown, JB: pocket of a hoodie? 837 00:28:01,590 --> 00:28:01,649 Deano: Yeah! 838 00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:02,609 Brown Dog: Yes! And they've slipped out. 839 00:28:02,609 --> 00:28:05,189 Jonathan Brown, JB: So obviously they've slipped out when I'm just getting harder 840 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:06,391 Jonathan Brown, JB: work, I'm getting the leaves and the straw out. 841 00:28:06,391 --> 00:28:06,392 Brown Dog: And now they could be anywhere. 842 00:28:06,392 --> 00:28:11,100 Jonathan Brown, JB: I look back and they've made these piles as big as our ( beep) studio. 843 00:28:11,430 --> 00:28:11,760 Brown Dog: Oh. 844 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:18,000 Jonathan Brown, JB: At this stage, I say to the kids, " Out." They said, "No, no, no. We're going 845 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,770 Jonathan Brown, JB: home." I said, " We can't go home because we can't 846 00:28:19,770 --> 00:28:20,280 Jonathan Brown, JB: start the ( beep) car! 847 00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:22,470 Brody: You're getting short with them at this point. 848 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:24,511 Brown Dog: He's getting short with us right now. 849 00:28:24,511 --> 00:28:24,512 Brody: Yeah. 850 00:28:24,512 --> 00:28:24,752 Jonathan Brown, JB: Hey, I'll get real short! 851 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:29,340 Deano: We weren't even there! 852 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:33,810 Jonathan Brown, JB: So I say, "Kids out! We're going to find these (beep) keys. And Jack straight away, little Bam- Bam goes, " Dad, 853 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,060 Jonathan Brown, JB: just go and buy metal detector." 854 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:37,379 Deano: Oh, no worries Bam-Bam! 855 00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:41,910 Jonathan Brown, JB: Nine o'clock on a Saturday morning. Mate, can't turn the (beep) car on. And he goes, " 856 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:47,970 Jonathan Brown, JB: Well, ring Pop." And I said, "Pop's not going to go and shell out a thousand bucks on 857 00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:50,550 Jonathan Brown, JB: a metal detector." I said, " Just get down in that pile 858 00:28:50,550 --> 00:28:51,510 Jonathan Brown, JB: and start looking you little prick!" 859 00:28:51,510 --> 00:28:51,661 Brown Dog: Get on your hands and knees and start... 860 00:28:51,661 --> 00:28:55,831 Brody: I love that problem solving. " Just buy a metal detector!" 861 00:28:55,831 --> 00:28:56,671 Brown Dog: " Are you stupid dad!?" 862 00:28:56,671 --> 00:28:56,672 Deano: That's not bad. That's not bad. 863 00:28:56,672 --> 00:29:03,120 Jonathan Brown, JB: Mate, mind you like 10, 15 minutes in, you're starting to dirt yourself. Because 864 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,851 Jonathan Brown, JB: you're going through the pile, thinking " I'm a million to one here." 865 00:29:05,851 --> 00:29:06,301 Deano: How'd you find him? 866 00:29:06,301 --> 00:29:08,520 Jonathan Brown, JB: " We're not going to find it." And after about 15 867 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,070 Jonathan Brown, JB: minutes, the Tip Inspector has come out. You know, the bloke that sort of keeps an eye on things when he's out. 868 00:29:11,070 --> 00:29:11,220 Deano: Yeah. 869 00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:14,970 Brown Dog: Stephen Mill and the Tip rat. 870 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,030 Jonathan Brown, JB: Stevie Mill. He comes out, he scratch his head going. " 871 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:20,880 Jonathan Brown, JB: What the (beep) is Browny doing over there?" You can tell the 872 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,960 Jonathan Brown, JB: look on him going... He's some sort of tip rat. After 15 minutes. 873 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,380 Deano: Yes. 874 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:30,270 Jonathan Brown, JB: Out of the corner of my eye. I see that little stubby holder connected 875 00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:31,020 Jonathan Brown, JB: to my keys. Bang. I found the keys. 876 00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:34,530 Deano: Come on. 877 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:35,190 Brown Dog: Wow. 878 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:41,580 Jonathan Brown, JB: Disaster averted. So mate, I finally got there. We got the keys. We, we got 879 00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:45,120 Jonathan Brown, JB: back in the car safely and there's a little message from that. Keep 880 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,110 Jonathan Brown, JB: on drinking big fella. 881 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:46,650 Deano: Absolutely! 882 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,990 Jonathan Brown, JB: Because if it wasn't for the bottle opener, I would 883 00:29:48,990 --> 00:29:50,040 Jonathan Brown, JB: not have found those keys. 884 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,990 Deano: I think it was Vin Diesel that said, " Keep on 885 00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:54,420 Deano: drinking, big fella." Dog. You got a... 886 00:29:54,450 --> 00:29:56,970 Brown Dog: I have got a water world. This one's an ordinary 887 00:29:56,970 --> 00:29:57,481 Brown Dog: one. I would say a fairly ship... 888 00:29:57,481 --> 00:29:57,691 Deano: Well, why bring it to us? 889 00:29:57,691 --> 00:29:57,692 Brody: Excellent. I can't wait for this. 890 00:29:57,692 --> 00:30:03,240 Brown Dog: Because it just, it made me laugh. Okay? So the chief 891 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:09,990 Brown Dog: minister of Indian Punjab? His name was Badwant Man. One 892 00:30:09,990 --> 00:30:13,140 Brown Dog: of the rivers that go through the town that he's 893 00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:18,060 Brown Dog: in is so heavily polluted, as you could imagine. He 894 00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:21,090 Brown Dog: went down to the water and wanted to prove to 895 00:30:21,090 --> 00:30:24,870 Brown Dog: the local people that it wasn't polluted. It was actually... 896 00:30:24,930 --> 00:30:25,111 Brody: Oh, no. 897 00:30:25,111 --> 00:30:30,060 Brown Dog: ... fine, this water. And so he started to drink 898 00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:31,590 Brown Dog: it. He put his cup in... 899 00:30:31,590 --> 00:30:31,771 Brody: Oh no. 900 00:30:31,771 --> 00:30:32,041 Brown Dog: ... got the water out... 901 00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:32,821 Brody: Oh, beautiful. 902 00:30:32,821 --> 00:30:35,910 Brown Dog: ... and to prove that the river was clean, he 903 00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:40,530 Brown Dog: took a big couople of gulps of the water there. He then 904 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:45,990 Brown Dog: spent the next two days in hospital, severely, severely ill. 905 00:30:45,990 --> 00:30:49,440 Brown Dog: The, the towns and village people said, " It serves you 906 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,270 Brown Dog: right, mate. We've been telling you for years that this is 907 00:30:51,270 --> 00:30:52,560 Brown Dog: not a safe river. 908 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:53,160 Brody: Oh, what a knob? 909 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,550 Brown Dog: The political party though, they claimed that it had nothing 910 00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:59,910 Brown Dog: to do with that. He went for a routine checkup. 911 00:31:00,690 --> 00:31:00,780 Deano: Sure. 912 00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:03,210 Brown Dog: So the political spin has already started, but I just 913 00:31:03,210 --> 00:31:08,370 Brown Dog: thought chief minister of Indian Punjab, Badwan Man, what an 914 00:31:08,370 --> 00:31:10,590 Brown Dog: idiot mate? Why would you drink out of that ship water? 915 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:10,890 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah, dickhead. Yeah. 916 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,211 Speaker 1: What a world. What a world? 917 00:31:12,211 --> 00:31:14,000 Jonathan Brown, JB: Mind you, I've said a couple of things (inaudible) on 918 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:14,820 Jonathan Brown, JB: footy trips. 919 00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:15,000 Deano: Yeah. That's right. 920 00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:19,200 Brody: Yeah. You've been a bubbler for quite some time, Jonathan, 921 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,100 Brody: but that's a different thing. 922 00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:21,120 Deano: Bubbling is it urine? 923 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:25,021 Brody: No, I'm going to... 924 00:31:25,021 --> 00:31:27,720 Jonathan Brown, JB: Actually, did you see a bloke died overnight in Bali? He come off a scooter and landed 925 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,770 Jonathan Brown, JB: in one of those shit drones. 926 00:31:29,010 --> 00:31:31,080 Deano: Well didn't your mate do that, Dog, and get an 927 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,220 Deano: infection and you had to fly... 928 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:37,200 Jonathan Brown, JB: No, no, no, my mate. My mate Macka did that. We're over there we'd had 929 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,450 Jonathan Brown, JB: a monster night, the night before. We went out for lunch. He 930 00:31:39,450 --> 00:31:43,080 Jonathan Brown, JB: didn't come. And then he had come with his harebrained idea that, "Oh no, 931 00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:45,270 Jonathan Brown, JB: I'm going to hire a scooter and come and find 932 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:47,880 Jonathan Brown, JB: us for lunch." So we were wondering why he didn't 933 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,250 Jonathan Brown, JB: make it to lunch. We go home. We turn up 934 00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:52,920 Jonathan Brown, JB: to our Villa and there's an ambulance in the driveway. 935 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:55,980 Jonathan Brown, JB: He has got on the bike three sheets of the 936 00:31:55,980 --> 00:32:00,840 Jonathan Brown, JB: wind and crashed into one of those shit drones. And, 937 00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:04,230 Jonathan Brown, JB: mate, ripped the biggest chunk out of his ankle. 938 00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:04,261 Brown Dog: I would've got infected. 939 00:32:04,261 --> 00:32:08,790 Jonathan Brown, JB: Mate, badly infected. He had to have about seven skin grafts. 940 00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:11,940 Jonathan Brown, JB: Was in hospital for months. We had to get him back 941 00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:13,140 Jonathan Brown, JB: to Australia, absolutely. 942 00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:13,920 Brody: Yeah, no... 943 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:17,040 Deano: The water in those streets, what are they called? Are 944 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,361 Deano: they drains? That's open drains? It's open sewers? 945 00:32:18,361 --> 00:32:19,561 Brody: Or something, yeah. 946 00:32:19,561 --> 00:32:25,320 Jonathan Brown, JB: Yeah, they're like an open sewer. Bloke died overnight in Bali. So be careful on the scooters over 947 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:26,100 Jonathan Brown, JB: in Bali! 948 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:28,681 Brown Dog: Yeah. You got to steer clear of Glen Ridge's daughter, Sue 949 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:28,682 Deano: What does that mean? 950 00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:36,360 Jonathan Brown, JB: Oh my God. Sue- ridge. 951 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:40,230 Deano: Ah, I'm going! 952 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:43,470 Jonathan Brown, JB: Always goes well. When the punch line comes about 15 953 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:43,950 Jonathan Brown, JB: minutes later. 954 00:32:44,850 --> 00:32:45,780 Deano: Are you, are you proud of that? 955 00:32:46,110 --> 00:32:48,840 Brown Dog: I thought that was pretty solid. Have you got a vid made where you tried to sum that up?