Speaker 1: All right, Jake, tell me how you would feel in
Speaker 1: this situation. You are lining up at a restaurant. You
Speaker 1: have a menu in your hand.
Speaker 2: Can I just say something. I already hate that I'm
Speaker 2: lining up at a restaurant, but.
Speaker 1: Go, You're lining up at a restaurant, menu in your hand.
Speaker 1: There's a person in front of you with two children.
Speaker 1: They're ordering their food, and then one of the kids goes, Dad, Dad,
Speaker 1: I don't want a burger.
Speaker 2: I want nuggies.
Speaker 1: And you're there like, fuck now, hurry up. And then
Speaker 1: and then someone taps you on the shoulder and goes,
Speaker 1: excuse me, sir, are you done with that menu? And
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, I don't even know what
Speaker 1: I want to order. I need to spit this out
Speaker 1: in a cohesive way to the person who's taking my order.
Speaker 1: And now all this is happening, Jake, how do you
Speaker 1: feel dim.
Speaker 2: You later we are back, baby, you're just talking about
Speaker 2: what we went through yesterday exactly. Holy crap. I was
Speaker 2: thinking that.
Speaker 1: I was like, we were at a nice relaxing setting
Speaker 1: and I was like, how's this going on right there?
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, to be fair, I was like, yesterday,
Speaker 2: whatdi and I got lunch and we went to order
Speaker 2: and there was just there was a guy, a dad
Speaker 2: with like and he had like three kids and they're
Speaker 2: on school holidays. Like, so if it's like fair, you know,
Speaker 2: go out and do your thing. But they were ordering,
Speaker 2: and like, he was doing his best, and the and
Speaker 2: the and the poor woman taking the order, she was
Speaker 2: doing her best, and the kids were just fucking it
Speaker 2: was just a massive order and we were.
Speaker 1: Both like, whoa, that was a stimulated for sure. That
Speaker 1: was a lot of But if you knew around here,
Speaker 1: this is an OG episode that used to come out
Speaker 1: every single Friday. Yeah, we used to do Stimulated Badies
Speaker 1: and I loved him. I still do love him, but
Speaker 1: good performance wise, they weren't that great, but we had
Speaker 1: fun doing them. So you know what, We're gonna roll
Speaker 1: back time, have some fun. They're short, sweet episodes. Hopefully
Speaker 1: you stimulated for the whole half an hour. That's it, Jake,
Speaker 1: How are we going to start today? We're gonna start
Speaker 1: today with.
Speaker 2: A game that and the game is going to be that.
Speaker 2: I have a list of words. Some of them are
Speaker 2: real and some of them are fake. Okay, now for
Speaker 2: the fake ones. So I have a definition for all.
Speaker 2: So I've even created a deffinite for the fake ones,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to say the word and you need
Speaker 2: to tell me whether or not it's real or fake.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be good at this, but I can
Speaker 1: try it, all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I'm like nervous because I only had to
Speaker 2: create someones.
Speaker 1: Oh this is from this actual concept came from a Baddie.
Speaker 1: I want to say her name. Yes, hope you can
Speaker 1: find a comment Katie, Maddie, Maddie. It is Maddie. And
Speaker 1: it came up because I get a lot of words
Speaker 1: wrong in episodes, yes, and I like to roll with it.
Speaker 2: The most recent one that I can think of is
Speaker 2: are you used? There's no recent ones. He used the
Speaker 2: word complode, and he meant for something to be the
Speaker 2: opposite of implode even bigger is just explode.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. I knew there was explode and implode,
Speaker 1: and I thought complode was one extension of explode.
Speaker 2: Like you just you made that up on the spot.
Speaker 2: That sounds like you had never use it before in
Speaker 2: your life. Ever, that sounds right, but no, I've used
Speaker 2: that before. You have nine so ice I talk other
Speaker 2: people haven't knew.
Speaker 1: I was complaining.
Speaker 2: Okay, Number one, cacinate and I'll tell you. I'm going
Speaker 2: to tell you the I'm going to tell you the
Speaker 2: definitions as well. Right away.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking you were going to have like caterpillar
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: What is it? Cacinate and it is to laugh loudly
Speaker 2: or uncontrollably. Is this a real word or a fake word?
Speaker 1: Cacinate? Jake was cacnating.
Speaker 2: Bake real.
Speaker 1: I didn't think you'd give you a real straight up.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, maybe I'm going to take these away
Speaker 1: with me. Yeah, I'm like I was cacinating with Ja.
Speaker 1: We were cacinating.
Speaker 2: To laugh loudly or uncontrollable that all the time, and
Speaker 2: we get so we're leading stuff in this. Okay, Yeah, discontain.
Speaker 1: This isn't a word, but it sounds like one.
Speaker 2: Disc I'm going to tell you the definition.
Speaker 1: I could the assumption is like something is gotten out
Speaker 1: of to the.
Speaker 2: Act of taking something out of a container.
Speaker 1: But discontained sounds made up. It would be like that's
Speaker 1: like a techie one, techie one. You're not trying to
Speaker 1: give me anything, you know, I don't want to give
Speaker 1: you any Like that's a similar ex complode, so discontain
Speaker 1: the act of because containing is a word of discontain
Speaker 1: is like, that's not a word in the urban diction.
Speaker 2: But I was obviously the act of taking something out
Speaker 2: of it. I was like, because like, if you contain something,
Speaker 2: are we containing it?
Speaker 1: Are your definitions dictionary or urban dictionary?
Speaker 2: No? If I if I have made up a word, No,
Speaker 2: the real ones. Oh wait, the real words.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what the urban dictionary.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yah, the real words have definitions and they're not
Speaker 2: I didn't find I live my life by.
Speaker 1: The urban dictionary.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well I mean fair because that's society's societies dictionary.
Speaker 1: Discontain. I'm going to say, not a word correct. I
Speaker 1: knew it, big brain, okay, kind of stump me.
Speaker 2: Next one, can't stump this guy. Ostentious being quite sure
Speaker 2: of one's self, ostenious, ostentious, being quite sure of someone's self.
Speaker 1: He was being quite ostentious. These work. I'm going to
Speaker 1: say the big words. I reckon, you're trying to stup
Speaker 1: me because they're being I have trouble santam. That's a word.
Speaker 2: That's a word. Yes, no it's not I've read that.
Speaker 1: Up ostensious.
Speaker 2: That was a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn good one, good one, good one.
Speaker 2: Got me.
Speaker 1: Brain's got a little bit smaller, a little bit smaller.
Speaker 2: All right. Next, Collie wobbles.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a pokemon.
Speaker 2: Give me to tell you what it is. It is
Speaker 2: when you are it's like your stomach when it's nervous.
Speaker 1: He had the Collie wobbles. That can't be a word.
Speaker 1: If I'm wrong, I'm happy though.
Speaker 2: That's not a word.
Speaker 1: It's a word, Collie wobble.
Speaker 2: So like if you're nervous, if you've got butterflies in
Speaker 2: a nervous way of like you know, like when you
Speaker 2: when you're about to do something, you're like, I gotta
Speaker 2: take a nervous ship. Like that's Collie wobbles.
Speaker 1: I think, Okay, yeah, how.
Speaker 2: Funny, How funny like that one twaddling definition gossiping or
Speaker 2: chattering idly.
Speaker 1: Ah, you wouldn't have gone back to back. That's not
Speaker 1: a word.
Speaker 2: That's a real word. Bro.
Speaker 1: Well, world, I don't think I live on this earth.
Speaker 1: I'm an alien or something.
Speaker 2: I'm gotta be honest with you. When I was like
Speaker 2: doing my research, I hadn't heard of these. I was like,
Speaker 2: I need to stop this guy that's what makes it fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I got I got a couple more. Gongozler,
Speaker 1: gong goozler.
Speaker 2: The definition is someone who stares at boats for fun.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good definition. That's something your brain had
Speaker 1: to have come up with. Gongoozler. It sounds like a gondola.
Speaker 2: But which is a type of gondola? Is that even
Speaker 2: like a venice or something? That's the type of boat?
Speaker 2: Goos that one? My time? Gong goozla. That's a word. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is, yes, Good job, bro, good job.
Speaker 1: Dilly calling another pokemon? Is that like a dilly dillaying around?
Speaker 2: It is too. It is the act of performing bird calls.
Speaker 1: That you couldn't have come up with that.
Speaker 2: That has to be a word, not a word.
Speaker 1: Dearly calling.
Speaker 2: I made that.
Speaker 1: I was watching Clarksons Farm in the last season. She
Speaker 1: was like calling birds and that's what I thought of it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that sounded like something she would say,
Speaker 1: dearly calling whatever it was.
Speaker 2: You know what I had to do is but when
Speaker 2: I was making up the words that I had to
Speaker 2: like look them up on Google to make sure they're
Speaker 2: not words.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, oh?
Speaker 2: True? And creating definitions for them was actually fun.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that were good definitions.
Speaker 2: All right, last one? Notty, come on, I can get this, okay,
Speaker 2: do you want me to Uh no, no, no, I'll say
Speaker 2: I'll stay, I'll keep the pack in for I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, I was gonna give you the definition first,
Speaker 2: and then the word ultra crepidarian, ultra crepidarian, ultra crepidarian.
Speaker 2: And it is giving opinions outside your expertise. Ah. Yes.
Speaker 1: The other day I was going for a walk and
Speaker 1: I saw someone and asked he was a dog expert.
Speaker 1: I was, I can kind even use it like No.
Speaker 2: This is like if you're if you're friends with someone
Speaker 2: that just always thinks they're right about everything. They always
Speaker 2: have like an opinion, and they're not a and then
Speaker 2: an expert in any of it. They're an ultra crepardarian.
Speaker 1: Hmm. I'm going to say that's not a word.
Speaker 2: That's a word. Bro. Damn. Well, look I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say so I did really well.
Speaker 1: Just that you did great. I'm hoping also like you
Speaker 1: brought to the right person. I'm hoping the baddies had
Speaker 1: learned something too. When you aren't like you.
Speaker 2: Actually baddies dead set comment, how many you got, like
Speaker 2: genuinely if you got any? Right? Yeah, yeah, I got
Speaker 2: like they don't let I get like two. I think
Speaker 2: you got Yeah, you got you at least two. I
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Guandola one dongosel.
Speaker 2: That's a real word.
Speaker 1: What's the tumming one?
Speaker 2: That one? Collie bobbles?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've got the Collie bobbles.
Speaker 2: After that, let's hope we let's hope there's no Colie
Speaker 2: wobbles on our holiday. Okay. Next, I have brought something
Speaker 2: to the table.
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: And it was a TikTok of a wife who has
Speaker 2: asked TikTok. She said, give me good comebacks to say
Speaker 2: to my husband. That can be as mean as possible.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I suck at comebacks and I need help.
Speaker 1: I don't care. That's crazy as that. They can be
Speaker 1: as mean as possible and I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't care about Okay, Number one, ask him, has
Speaker 2: anyone told you you're doing a good job today? And
Speaker 2: when he says no, say you should think about that.
Speaker 1: There's a reason why the way you're going about life. Mate.
Speaker 1: That one's deep though.
Speaker 2: It's pretty that it's mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one's really mean.
Speaker 2: It's me. Tell him you found a photo of him
Speaker 2: as a baby, and show him a photo of him
Speaker 2: you just took.
Speaker 1: That's a good one, a.
Speaker 2: Right that. Yeah, I say to him, you're trying your best,
Speaker 2: and that's what makes it disappointing.
Speaker 1: Trying your best would get me a that's every time.
Speaker 2: That is really that's hard. Mid argument, Ask him if
Speaker 2: he wishes he had a deeper voice.
Speaker 1: I saw a clip of Jude Belliam after the semi final.
Speaker 1: He's got a really high pitched voice.
Speaker 2: He doesn't look like it.
Speaker 1: All the comments like I didn't know that's what he sound.
Speaker 1: I couldn't been reading the comments of my interview being
Speaker 1: like a dang bro to self conscious.
Speaker 2: Um, could you please laugh again? Yellow is my favorite color?
Speaker 2: I get it? Please laugh again?
Speaker 1: Yellow is my favorite color?
Speaker 2: Am I slow?
Speaker 1: I want to get that? Please laugh again?
Speaker 2: How about I say this, please smile again? Yellow?
Speaker 1: Ah, that's fucking me. That was too mean for me
Speaker 1: to even clock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's me.
Speaker 1: I was thinking something about the laughter was like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna laugh to be yellow? That is mean.
Speaker 2: When he tells you to do something, say to him
Speaker 2: you're not in charge at work, why would you be
Speaker 2: in charge here?
Speaker 1: Know your place?
Speaker 2: This person said, my favorite ever is quote, I'm surprised
Speaker 2: you know that to basic information. That's his rage bait. Like,
Speaker 2: if bet starts sending giving me a little facts, I'll
Speaker 2: be like, I'm surprised you know that.
Speaker 1: If you could use it, like you put the toaster on,
Speaker 1: like you got a new toast. He's like, I'm surprised
Speaker 1: you know how to do that.
Speaker 2: That's that's yes, I watched Bets Phillip at Waterball. I'm
Speaker 2: surprised you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, park the car. I'm surprised you never do that.
Speaker 2: My husband once said I am the whole package, and
Speaker 2: my daughter said, you aren't even the wrapper. Oh damn.
Speaker 1: It's like when you say your girlfriend's are snack and
Speaker 1: she goes, n, I'm a full course meal.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's fair. That's so fair. I love how you
Speaker 2: don't put any kind of pressure on yourself to grow
Speaker 2: as a person.
Speaker 3: Oh that's to me, no one.
Speaker 2: Living with you is like living alone, but harder.
Speaker 1: It just make my life worse. That one's funny.
Speaker 2: This this would make me jump out my window fender.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I'll just call my dad.
Speaker 1: Ohoy, what's with honestly like something as a man your ego. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we have a like granny flat adjacent to the
Speaker 1: main house of Cassie's parents, and her dad's there.
Speaker 2: Of course, she loves to.
Speaker 1: Say to me when I'm struggling to do something, let
Speaker 1: me just ask my dad. And I'm like, I'm actually
Speaker 1: quite a non egotistical man, but still but still like
Speaker 1: I might not give me my least. I'm give me
Speaker 1: five minutes. He like fucking hell. And if it's something
Speaker 1: he's not, like, if it's he's a plumber, if it's
Speaker 1: something that's like around his area of expertise, I'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: hundred percent. But if it's like neither of our expertise,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, funk. Honestly, the fact that she's she
Speaker 1: still sees her dad at a different yeah level to me, it's.
Speaker 2: Like when am I going to gain my girlfriend's full respect? Legit?
Speaker 2: She always get my dad's like there's levels to this
Speaker 2: game and you're just not there. How can we get
Speaker 2: it back?
Speaker 1: Like girlfriends always go like, oh, can I show you
Speaker 1: outfit or something? But it doesn't work, But no, okay,
Speaker 1: can you you want me to get my mum's opinion,
Speaker 1: let me like it's not the same.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I think I just have like
Speaker 2: full for some reason, I just have like full trust
Speaker 2: in like whatever Beth says, like, not one part of
Speaker 2: me ever thinks like what would my mom say?
Speaker 1: Sam?
Speaker 2: For some reason, Beth's like she's she still can't with
Speaker 2: my dad say. I'm like, I'm a fucking cough.
Speaker 1: If you're a toughinger, dude. The only thing I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: I was like, have you like have you seen with
Speaker 1: the vacuum he's bodies or like have you seen where
Speaker 1: the tiny teddies are already? See?
Speaker 2: Actually, here's the thing, right is the only thing that
Speaker 2: would work for us, unfortunately, is like things that would
Speaker 2: fall into like stereotypical trad wife maybe scenarios because of
Speaker 2: just like our parents are all gen X and so
Speaker 2: where we lean away from that and so like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I think that's probably why we don't do it,
Speaker 2: because the only time I would think of, like, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe Beth's like, you know, I'm cooking this meal, like
Speaker 2: I don't know, She's struggling to do something, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: let me call my mom. You know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 2: because I grew up thinking like my mom was a
Speaker 2: stay at home mum, and she'd like she did all
Speaker 2: about cooking, all about what like she did all that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so that's like the only thing I can break
Speaker 2: the stereotype, and mine never.
Speaker 1: Goes to it at least, so are their minds in
Speaker 1: the stereotype for men though?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But who cares? All right, this one's pretty funny.
Speaker 2: My husband looks at my infant son and says, thank God,
Speaker 2: you're just like dadda, And then I say, you know,
Speaker 2: his dad. That's the last one. They were good. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is a very very big week.
Speaker 1: This is massive, Jake.
Speaker 2: Today's a big day.
Speaker 1: It's a big day, big moment, big occasion.
Speaker 3: One of us has one. The Krispy Kreme Jingle Duel.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know if I'm ready for this.
Speaker 3: I'm ready because I know who won, and I know
Speaker 3: that I'm feeling pretty good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how are you feeling? Yeah, I'm not feeling anything.
Speaker 1: I just want to say before we get into the
Speaker 1: winner of the Krispy Kreme Jingle off. I had so
Speaker 1: much fun doing this, so did I. It was just
Speaker 1: hanging out with Jake. A friendly competition goes a long way.
Speaker 1: It's fine, and with Krispy Kremes in the background supporting us,
Speaker 1: there's just such an enjoyable moment and occasion.
Speaker 3: Not usually the most competitive guy you were for this.
Speaker 2: It came out in trash talk. Felt good, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: felt really good.
Speaker 3: Got the heart rateing it did.
Speaker 1: But Jake, before we give the results from the baddies voting,
Speaker 1: let's his player again. I think we've done really well.
Speaker 1: Play our jingles one more time. This is Jake's jingle.
Speaker 1: It does get stuck in your head.
Speaker 2: I appreciate the compliment.
Speaker 1: And here's my girl as well, driving just because, smiling,
Speaker 1: just because.
Speaker 2: Two very good products. Yeah, very good products.
Speaker 1: I must admit, let's part of ourselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good products. Okay, the votes are in from
Speaker 2: you guys, the wonderful Barties, and.
Speaker 3: I think it's it's time.
Speaker 1: Before you give the results, Jake, pick up a lovely
Speaker 1: Chrispy Kreme, don't cheers.
Speaker 2: Good journey, good journey, all the best. Yes, yes, good sportsmanship.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're delicious.
Speaker 2: You've got to take him back.
Speaker 1: Honestly, this is I'm a bit mm hmmm, So do
Speaker 1: you have the results, Jake, I do, and.
Speaker 3: Only the best way to crown the win is to
Speaker 3: play the winning jingle.
Speaker 1: It's the only way to do it on three three
Speaker 1: two one.
Speaker 2: Smile just because I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Yes, I knew it from the start.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I knew it. What can I say, Jake? I had
Speaker 1: a feeling.
Speaker 2: I had a feeling it.
Speaker 1: Was my time.
Speaker 2: You did say that you learn from your mistakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this time you made a mistake underestimating you. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, Sengratulations sir and batties, thanks for
Speaker 1: coming along on this journey.
Speaker 2: Yep. I hoping.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys enjoyed as much as we did. Yes,
Speaker 1: and honestly, if you did, you know what to do.
Speaker 3: Head to your nearest Krispy Kreme shop.
Speaker 1: As we have brought back stimulat to Jake, I thought
Speaker 1: it would only be right to bring back one of
Speaker 1: our OG segments, which one cheating not cheating. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go, and I reckon, I've got some doozy really
Speaker 1: really okay, But inside Infobatties, our bread and butter is
Speaker 1: cheating not cheating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the foundations of the pollod.
Speaker 1: Blew up on TikTok with that, and the reason we
Speaker 1: stopped it is just because I think we literally did
Speaker 1: all of them.
Speaker 2: We just did all the classics, you know, physically possible.
Speaker 2: You've got to get so creative with it, and it's like,
Speaker 2: that's just not relatable.
Speaker 1: And then these came to me because I was thinking
Speaker 1: about stimulating. I was like, cheating, cheating. It's probably been
Speaker 1: a year and a half, two years since we've even
Speaker 1: thought about cheating not cheating. So we're new men. So
Speaker 1: these are ones maybe a bit of the olden days
Speaker 1: kind of vibe, but these are all new. So cheating
Speaker 1: or not cheating, Jake, you're having sex and for a
Speaker 1: split second you think about a character from your book.
Speaker 2: Whoa shit. I think that if you were to for
Speaker 2: some reason be like taken over by a demon and
Speaker 2: voice that that happened, then I would be like, cheat up.
Speaker 2: But if you keep it within, let's just like you know,
Speaker 2: sometimes a little white lie like what they don't know
Speaker 2: what hurt them? They're not real, yeah, but you've like
Speaker 2: made them real like that when you get when you're
Speaker 2: doing that, you've made them real. Let's be real second.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say cheating.
Speaker 1: To a hot star, right, they get a little bit complex.
Speaker 1: That's why I think they're good. So cheating not cheating.
Speaker 1: You're on a night out and the girl in front
Speaker 1: of you card declines as she's buying a drink. She
Speaker 1: taps it again, declines again, So you feel bad for
Speaker 1: her and tap and pay for her drink and you
Speaker 1: walk away and never talk to her. But you did
Speaker 1: buy a girl a drink.
Speaker 2: Nah, bro, you can't do that. You gotta you just
Speaker 2: gotta be like game is the game? You have no money?
Speaker 2: Oh shita? Yeah, okay, reading in my eyes like the
Speaker 2: game you have no money. I'm not buying you a
Speaker 2: drink just because you have no money. You don't feel
Speaker 2: bad if she's there, I'll feel bad, Yeah, I'll feel bad,
Speaker 2: but I'll pretend like I didn't see what.
Speaker 1: If I'll added complexity to it. She's like on her
Speaker 1: phone and I'm so sorry, like I can't transfer money. Look,
Speaker 1: there's no bars.
Speaker 2: Genuinely, I just be patient. Just be patient, you're a dog, said,
Speaker 2: I would just be like anyone want to like get
Speaker 2: this girl's drink. I just be patient. I'd be looking
Speaker 2: at the bartender, like just comp it, like, just give
Speaker 2: it to her, and just to get the.
Speaker 1: Line, if you went back to Beth and told her
Speaker 1: that story back, I didn't pay because like I love you,
Speaker 1: What do you should say?
Speaker 2: No, I would if I went back into the story
Speaker 2: about she probably wouldn't even be like, did you buy
Speaker 2: her drink? I would just be like, yeah, dead said,
Speaker 2: that's why I took so long. And I but like,
Speaker 2: I don't feel any need. I would feel no need
Speaker 2: to be like, oh, by the way, I didn't pay.
Speaker 1: For the drink. Yeah, interesting, interesting was cheating?
Speaker 2: What would you do?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 2: You don't know. I just told you it was cheating.
Speaker 1: But the thing with that is like, in my head,
Speaker 1: I'm doing it to help her out.
Speaker 2: Not in a romantic sense of course, yeah I understand that, but.
Speaker 1: So in my I don't know. I think because because
Speaker 1: I said night out, I would say it's cheating. But
Speaker 1: if I was like at a restaurant or something and
Speaker 1: you did it, I don't think it's as bad because
Speaker 1: if you, like you're on a date, because a place
Speaker 1: like that you go out to like entertain women or
Speaker 1: your opposite sex.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I agree with you cheating, Yeah, no, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Cheating, not cheating. You're camping by yourself. You walk to
Speaker 1: your closest beach and realize it's a neudist beech, so
Speaker 1: you get fully naked. But there's other women on the.
Speaker 2: Beach cheating done? Really? Were how far away on it?
Speaker 1: Like you're not sitting next to each other, but like
Speaker 1: you can see each other like ten minutes, and there's
Speaker 1: a few there's dudes on the beach too, a couple women,
Speaker 1: a couple of dudes on the beach. But your willing
Speaker 1: is just.
Speaker 2: Nah, you know what if it's a nudist beach and
Speaker 2: like they're the rules, like you genuinely didn't know it
Speaker 2: was a news beach and you're like fuck it like
Speaker 2: a bit of spontaneity in my life. Like you know,
Speaker 2: you're like you can see people that you can see
Speaker 2: like a dick over there, you can see some boobs
Speaker 2: over there, Like you know, you're just like amazed, we'll
Speaker 2: be part of the crew.
Speaker 1: I think it's fine, Okay, right, you know what.
Speaker 2: I think it's fine. Like if Beth said to me
Speaker 2: she was camping by herself, or like even with a friend, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and she went to a beach, was a nudist beach,
Speaker 2: and they rent for a nude swim. I'd probably just
Speaker 2: be like, fucking go. I'd be like, that's heck, dick true.
Speaker 1: I remember were you there when we went in one
Speaker 1: of our we used to have the Swag Boys camping trips,
Speaker 1: and I think this was a big group, an extension
Speaker 1: of the Swag Boys. And I was like eight of
Speaker 1: us and we went camping and we found a nudist
Speaker 1: beach by accident, so all eight of us got naked
Speaker 1: and ran down to the beach. I remember some people
Speaker 1: picking up their towers and.
Speaker 2: I remember, yeah, I remember, because I remember. I think
Speaker 2: we worked out that it was and nude people people.
Speaker 1: I thought it wasn't.
Speaker 2: There was just nude. So we we saw a nude guy.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure this was happened. Pretty sure we saw
Speaker 2: a nude guy and thought let's go, so we all
Speaker 2: got nude him for a nude to him, and then
Speaker 2: people left and they weren't nude, and we were thinking,
Speaker 2: like we did some research and I'm pretty sure it
Speaker 2: wasn't enough. I remember it always committed public indecent.
Speaker 1: We were all doing dolphin dives and that shine.
Speaker 2: We remember it. Yeah, we're going crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, a couple left.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, what were they? Why were we all
Speaker 2: so giddy about getting naked.
Speaker 1: Young men? It's something so free. It was hilarious about
Speaker 1: being in the ocean naked because you're not meant toe. Okay, cheating,
Speaker 1: not cheating. You go to give your girlfriend a hug
Speaker 1: from behind, and then she turns around and it's her sister.
Speaker 2: WHOA. That's like, that's like betrayal by default and like
Speaker 2: purely accidental. But like, what do you do? Look? Not cheating,
Speaker 2: but your day's ruined.
Speaker 1: Imagine that.
Speaker 2: If they're not identical twins to your day, your your
Speaker 2: month is ruined.
Speaker 1: I thought that from friends Phoebe and Ursula.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I thought of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, two cheating, not cheating. They get your favorite takeaway
Speaker 1: without you cheating, but also they don't tell you and
Speaker 1: you only figure it out from the rubbish in the bin.
Speaker 2: Cheating, Oh straight up? Yeah? Bro Okay, interesting. Okay, last
Speaker 2: my home late for dinner or some shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're working with me, she got it.
Speaker 2: I'll be mad at you.
Speaker 1: This is the last one. Okay, cheating not cheating using
Speaker 1: chat GBT to write a spicy message to your girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Cheating, and it's like cheating in the sense of like
Speaker 2: it's not a betrayal, but it is like betrayal at
Speaker 2: the same time, you know what I mean, Like I
Speaker 2: haven't put my penis inside another woman, but like I've
Speaker 2: cheated at this game of being a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Cheating can't be doing basically put your penis.
Speaker 2: Actually give a ship, like, actually give a ship and
Speaker 2: think about what you want to say to your girlfriend,
Speaker 2: think about how she makes you feel, and send her
Speaker 2: the message.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, couldn't agree more?
Speaker 2: Hm, people people are probably are you writing I'm going
Speaker 2: to write my vows out right, I'm gonna write my
Speaker 2: vows out and they're gonna be in my words. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna put it into clon and be like he just
Speaker 2: made it sound to be better though, like you just
Speaker 2: like make it so like this comes across good, like
Speaker 2: you ready to give this a good hook?
Speaker 1: I a hundred percent people have done that age oh
Speaker 1: ye yeah. But I also this is going to sounds
Speaker 1: so harsh. I also think, like a lot of people
Speaker 1: who are in relationship getting married, I actually don't love
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that that happens a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and they're like, fuck this, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it. That's if I roound out Cassie got
Speaker 1: Chat or Claude to like spruce up her vows. I
Speaker 1: think I'd probably like, I'd be devastated. Really, I'd pretty
Speaker 1: proper like reconsidering that would break my heart. This special moment,
Speaker 1: this meant me that this is like our whole relationship
Speaker 1: in fucking one paragraph. Youve got a robot to write it.
Speaker 2: Fucking you know, I'd probably like, I'd be pretty devoted,
Speaker 2: But I also can't go back and redo that. You
Speaker 2: can renew your ours people, Oh yeah, fucking Cassie, I
Speaker 2: wrote my A year after you get married, you invite
Speaker 2: everyone to a route to renew your vows, which is
Speaker 2: usually like a thirty year thing, and everyone's like, why
Speaker 2: so early? I just want to be like everybody. Beth
Speaker 2: has something to tell you. She's like, Guys, the first
Speaker 2: round I choose, I used AI and this time I
Speaker 2: wrote it myself. That's why we're we're doing it.
Speaker 1: You go through that rigamarole, and then Beth says the
Speaker 1: ones she wrote, Yeah, the first one's are better.
Speaker 2: Like we didn't have to redo it. I think I
Speaker 2: enjoyed the moment the first time, but the second time
Speaker 2: we do it. So the first time I've written vous
Speaker 2: from my brain, right, the second time she's written vous
Speaker 2: from her brain, and we're redoing it because she used AI.
Speaker 2: This time I use AI and I read it to
Speaker 2: her and I'm like, I love you so much, dash
Speaker 2: Dash you read the end.
Speaker 1: Would you like to give me a more polished version?
Speaker 2: Would you like me to put this in a better format?
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