Speaker 1: This is the Chrissiest One show.
Speaker 2: Oh well, hello and welcome to your Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It really feels like a Tuesday today.
Speaker 2: I couldn't stop thinking about the vegan dull that I
Speaker 2: made for you. It's vegan because remember, I'm a part
Speaker 2: time vegan. You are, And when every when anyone says
Speaker 2: to me, well, what time are you a vegan, and
Speaker 2: I go, when I'm eating a vegan meal, it makes
Speaker 2: perfect sense to me at that point in time, I
Speaker 2: am a vegan. Anyway, this meal that I made for
Speaker 2: you last night, and I'm brought into work night before
Speaker 2: Sunday night, I haven't stopped thinking about it. Why I
Speaker 2: had it for dinner. It was so delicious, And I
Speaker 2: made brown rice, and I know that we've had this
Speaker 2: discussion about brown rice, and I was so worried that
Speaker 2: you would not be bothered making the brown rice because
Speaker 2: brown rice takes longer.
Speaker 3: To cook, okay, And I thought, because I'm having it tonight,
Speaker 3: I was honest with you and said that last night
Speaker 3: I already had defrosted spaghetti bullet.
Speaker 2: I thought, he cannot he cannot miss out on this opportunity.
Speaker 2: So I've cooked you a portion last night and frozen
Speaker 2: it because salmonella. Yeah, okay, and then it's ready to
Speaker 2: go tonight. You can mix that in with what you've got.
Speaker 3: I love that it comes in a ziploc bag because
Speaker 3: it feels really illegal.
Speaker 2: Ziplocks of life. I nearly gave you one of my
Speaker 2: bougie containers and then I went no, he gets a
Speaker 2: ziplock you'll never return.
Speaker 3: I won't return it. No, thank you very much. That
Speaker 3: is dinner's ordered for me.
Speaker 2: You will love it so much and call me. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you exactly how to do it done.
Speaker 3: I'll get you on the FaceTime. Hey, after three o'clock,
Speaker 3: we are going to be asking your bonker's food rules.
Speaker 3: Speaking of food, also before three, Swan Spotlight Scream is back.
Speaker 3: Someone's gonna win a one thousand dollars Spotlight voucher.
Speaker 2: That is, I was shopping on Spotlight website this morning.
Speaker 3: Heaven register by the overplayer up if you'd like to
Speaker 3: play Happy Tuesdays.
Speaker 2: Crissy Swan Show, I said with much confidence to our
Speaker 2: boss Sarah. Just then, you know that this is Nina
Speaker 2: Cherry from Buffalo Stance's famed daughter.
Speaker 3: No idea who.
Speaker 2: You don't know? Nina Cherry?
Speaker 3: No I'm googling now Nina Cherry.
Speaker 2: And her brother Eagle Eye. You remember Eagle Eye Cherry?
Speaker 2: What we always hang in a buffalo stance every time?
Speaker 3: Never heard?
Speaker 2: Okay, your homework is to listen to that album.
Speaker 3: Okay, can you send me the direct link.
Speaker 2: And I'll send you the pick of the songs. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I lost confidence because I think it's her daughter. But
Speaker 2: then I sure before I digress too much. And it's Tuesday,
Speaker 2: to do this Tuesday. Oh, I've got some crackers.
Speaker 3: For you, Jack, all right, I have only got to today,
Speaker 3: so you kick us off and I'll go second.
Speaker 2: Every Tuesday night, do you lay in your queen's size ensemble?
Speaker 2: I assume it's a queen.
Speaker 3: It is queen with a king doner because I'm not
Speaker 3: a monster.
Speaker 2: Of course. It is how confusing, and that please have
Speaker 2: spare a thought for me. There's five beds in my house. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a lot, and they're all made according to that rule. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I'm like, I need a clean fitted sheet and
Speaker 2: a king don a cover. In mental leo, I need
Speaker 2: a double sheet. Queen.
Speaker 3: I know you should make a rule that they're all
Speaker 3: just the same size, because that would make your life
Speaker 3: so much easier.
Speaker 2: Well I did, and then my twelve year old grew
Speaker 2: to be six foot four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so he.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't fit in any beds. He was like Cliff with
Speaker 2: the big red dog. I had to get him a
Speaker 2: king size all right. So you do you when you
Speaker 2: lay down at night in your queen sized bed? Do
Speaker 2: you say, as I lay me down to sleep, thank
Speaker 2: you so much. I'm not a middle aged woman.
Speaker 3: I do, and I think about you as I think
Speaker 3: that's fair.
Speaker 2: Shoot, grab two ended scrubbers from Kmart for the toilets
Speaker 2: for stubborn skitties that the kids will never use.
Speaker 3: Gross.
Speaker 2: I'd leveled up because I don't know if it's just me.
Speaker 2: There's this new sort of breed of silicon.
Speaker 3: We spoke about those.
Speaker 2: They don't work. You said that, and I persisted and persisted,
Speaker 2: and two days ago I threw them out because I clean.
Speaker 2: There's three kids and me. There's four toilets. I clean
Speaker 2: them every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gream.
Speaker 2: So I went and got you know, those normal ones.
Speaker 2: Not a toilet brush, by the way, a double a
Speaker 2: dish washer scrubber.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And where does that sit though? Because does that have
Speaker 3: a holder?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for asking. I've taken the silicon
Speaker 2: poker out. That's in the bin. The cup remains, aha,
Speaker 2: and the scrubber goes.
Speaker 3: I mean, that would look so trashy.
Speaker 2: But okay, well I'll tell you what looks trashier.
Speaker 3: What's the toilet bowl?
Speaker 2: What about this by clinkers? Oh yum, I just had
Speaker 2: an overwhelm. I've been craving for clinkers.
Speaker 3: We should ask Vicky if we can add them to
Speaker 3: our snack bowl here at Nova.
Speaker 2: That is a really good idea. That's a good addition,
Speaker 2: and then only we know the code correct. Find a
Speaker 2: chic peg bag because the sun is shining and all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, I'm putting clothes on the line again,
Speaker 2: and I don't have anywhere to store the pegs. No,
Speaker 2: but I don't want an ugly one because I look
Speaker 2: at it in the yard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't have like an ice cream container or anything.
Speaker 3: Oh god, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, where would I find a chic peg bag?
Speaker 3: Surely if we go online, like I wonder if Country
Speaker 3: Road or somewhere like that would do it, because they
Speaker 3: do some nice homewares. Maybe not a peg bag though, no.
Speaker 2: Because it would you know, disintegrate in the sun.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, My last thing is find someone to go to
Speaker 2: Cold Play with.
Speaker 3: Did you get tickets?
Speaker 2: I've been lucky enough to get tickets.
Speaker 3: I've been asking everyone here for tickets and they can't
Speaker 3: make it happen. So do you want to come here?
Speaker 3: I'll come. We go because everyone else isn't able to.
Speaker 2: You'll love it. It's bougie, it's in a sweet.
Speaker 3: Okay, Doe, I couplelieve it anywhere. That's epic. All right, great,
Speaker 3: that's exciting. I've only got two. One of them is
Speaker 3: kind of throwing shade your way. Find a new cleaner.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Well I didn't think we've talked about
Speaker 3: this on air. You recommended a cleaner to me? She
Speaker 3: was awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was just so grateful that someone turned up.
Speaker 3: Okay, I really was. And you thought she'd done a
Speaker 3: good job, well.
Speaker 2: Yes, until I really looked.
Speaker 3: I didn't look okay.
Speaker 2: And my friend Aaron and I now communicate only in
Speaker 2: screenshots from around my house. Really yeah, going, this has
Speaker 2: not been cleaned a year.
Speaker 3: And then the last one is find a brown pair
Speaker 3: of sambers, you know, like the added out shoes that
Speaker 3: I were well brown, I'm not wearing them. I've got
Speaker 3: an event tomorrow night and the outfit I'm wearing yellow
Speaker 3: jeans with a white shirt and brown in it. So
Speaker 3: I need a brown pair of shoes and it's proving
Speaker 3: quite difficult.
Speaker 2: Brown shoes are fairly easy. Shoes generally coming black or brown.
Speaker 3: No, but not the specific type I want.
Speaker 2: Is brown and new colorway for the I'm.
Speaker 3: Hoping, let's make it one.
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Speaker 1: The Creasy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I did a podcast last night called Confessions of a
Speaker 2: Reality Person. I don't know what the adjective was there
Speaker 2: the nown, and it was really fun. I never do podcasts,
Speaker 2: but I will talk about Big Brother forever, and particularly
Speaker 2: it's fun talking about something like that with Big Brother.
Speaker 3: Tragic totally because they would have so many questions.
Speaker 2: So many questions.
Speaker 3: I feel like it I was somewhat of tragic. But
Speaker 3: then over the years of knowing you, I feel like
Speaker 3: I've been able to ask all the questions, but like
Speaker 3: for someone that hasn't, it would be still so exciting.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, did you just say you were somewhat of
Speaker 2: a tragic? Do you want to share without beautiful listeners?
Speaker 2: Your first hot mail.
Speaker 3: Address BBO seven underscore monkey at hotmail dot com because
Speaker 3: I love Big Brother and I loved monkeys.
Speaker 2: Someone somewhat of a fan somewhat.
Speaker 3: The first episode of Big Brother I remember turning on
Speaker 3: was there was the top three in your season in
Speaker 3: two thousand and three and Full Circle. I ended up
Speaker 3: working with you so weird. I was six. That was
Speaker 3: the first first episode. I remember it like vividly with
Speaker 3: my sister. Wow, you Reggie and Dan Dan so weird.
Speaker 3: I know, if I ever write a book, I'll tell
Speaker 3: ull start it. And I ended up weird.
Speaker 2: I've got goosebu and then here we are and you
Speaker 2: were six?
Speaker 3: How can that be? I know? Anyway, they asked you.
Speaker 3: They asked you a really specific question.
Speaker 2: I had to come armed with a secret or a confession. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that that sort of thing, And I gave them two.
Speaker 2: I gave them my my sneaking suspicion that I should
Speaker 2: have had four children. Yes, and that very close to
Speaker 2: me is the spirit is the soul of a boy
Speaker 2: child who is very mad with me for notcilitating his
Speaker 2: entry into my family.
Speaker 3: Very mystic, Chrissy of yours, very surprised. I was thinking
Speaker 3: about that last night after you said that. I was
Speaker 3: very surprised by that.
Speaker 2: It's a very weird feeling to have to know that,
Speaker 2: I really know it for sure. I hope he found
Speaker 2: another nice family, like Bob, the fluffy cat that went
Speaker 2: to live over the fence. But the other one is this.
Speaker 2: I have cued at Loon for a croissant. I have
Speaker 2: eaten the most delicious things at like you know, fancy breakfasts.
Speaker 2: I've just come back from Paris, where I ate my
Speaker 2: weight in pastries. And my confession is, even after all
Speaker 2: of that, the finest baked good is the orange and
Speaker 2: popply seed muffin from seven to eleven. It beats them all.
Speaker 2: I would choose it over anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I know how much you loved that. Because
Speaker 3: we often have to ask our mate at seven eleven
Speaker 3: to drop some off for us. Perfect my thought is though.
Speaker 3: I wonder if after you left that podcast last night,
Speaker 3: they were like, wow, that's all she gave us.
Speaker 2: No, they loved it. They loved it. I mean look,
Speaker 2: I could have said pool on a shoe and they
Speaker 2: would have been.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, yes, thirteen twenty four to ten, we want
Speaker 3: to know what's your sin or secret? We ran out
Speaker 3: of room yesterday to take all of the callers for
Speaker 3: this show.
Speaker 2: That's right, because I just dropped the bombshell that I
Speaker 2: had an affair. I wasn't even didn't even know that
Speaker 2: this guy was married and I was in a little
Speaker 2: fling with him.
Speaker 3: How fun? I mean, no, the fun.
Speaker 2: He had a wife and children.
Speaker 3: In life, sometimes you got to do a spicy thing
Speaker 3: and you got to do your spicy thing.
Speaker 2: But I didn't even know I was doing a spicy
Speaker 2: thing until after. I wanted to know at.
Speaker 3: Least thirteen twenty four to ten, we're taking your sins
Speaker 3: or secrets. Let's go to Michael's sworning.
Speaker 2: Hello Michael, Hello guy, what have you got a sinner
Speaker 2: or secret?
Speaker 5: Every single time over my driver's license, I always cheat
Speaker 5: on the eye test?
Speaker 2: How do you hang on? How do you cheat on
Speaker 2: an eye test?
Speaker 5: I memorize the whole thing when it says the bottom
Speaker 5: line the second last night, I'm or always getting it perfect.
Speaker 2: But how do you memorize it if you can't see it?
Speaker 5: So when you sit down waiting, you can actually see
Speaker 5: the screen, So I memorize. I've got about five minutes
Speaker 5: to memorize it. Memorize it, and then that's good.
Speaker 3: So you you don't have very good vision obviously.
Speaker 5: Though my left eyes perfect, my right eyes bad, and
Speaker 5: my right eye is what he's failing me. So I
Speaker 5: just memorize it in a pass.
Speaker 2: So what would happen if you didn't pass the test?
Speaker 5: I'll need to wear contacts or glasses.
Speaker 2: Let's still that's bad, is it?
Speaker 3: Michael?
Speaker 5: That's not that bad?
Speaker 3: Spect savors about your Michael?
Speaker 2: I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 3: We're going to send one your way. Let's go to
Speaker 3: stef Hello.
Speaker 1: Steph, what Hi?
Speaker 6: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: Look? I'm so good. You're very chirpy today. What's putting
Speaker 2: you in such a good mood? Staff?
Speaker 6: I just took my kids through the botanical gardens and
Speaker 6: it was a great day.
Speaker 2: Oh did they come back to the car or they're
Speaker 2: still in the look?
Speaker 6: I should have left them with the nult found about
Speaker 6: the ice cream on the way home, but I decided
Speaker 6: to bring them back with me.
Speaker 2: That's the hardest, I always say. Like I said, that's
Speaker 2: the hardest. Your life gets you doing well?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: What is your confession? Steph?
Speaker 6: Okay, so I secretly love picking my nose and not
Speaker 6: even my husband. Nos, no, no, it's you know what
Speaker 6: I know. But don't worry. I get freaked out if
Speaker 6: people eat this, not say not one of those people.
Speaker 6: They make me gag. But I had this great press
Speaker 6: teacher that used to have really long nose hair and
Speaker 6: always had boogers up his nose, And since then I've
Speaker 6: been terrified of being one of those people that someone
Speaker 6: looked up your nose and thought, oh my god, there's
Speaker 6: boogers up there. So so I'm like, I have to
Speaker 6: pick it.
Speaker 2: Presumably you live with your husband, how do you pick
Speaker 2: your nose secretly?
Speaker 6: I wait till he goes to sleep, or like do
Speaker 6: it in the shower.
Speaker 3: You need to speak to a psychologist or something. Stuff,
Speaker 3: because that's not good. That's really not.
Speaker 2: Okay, very normal.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not alright with it.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Let's Warm up the Pipes. Jackie Spotlight is the home
Speaker 2: of Halloween costumes, decorations, and di y sun Spotlight scream.
Speaker 2: I did say yesterday that I can't scream, and then
Speaker 2: last night alone in my bedroom. But I'll give it
Speaker 2: a crap.
Speaker 3: Your neighbor, who already hates you, would be like this
Speaker 3: chick is bonker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's right. Anyway, I cannot scream.
Speaker 3: You really can't.
Speaker 2: Nothing comes out. It never has.
Speaker 3: What if he went really deep?
Speaker 2: If you were like, oh, I'm not throwing up.
Speaker 3: It's not a scream no, because I get you can't
Speaker 3: go high, but maybe you can go.
Speaker 2: When I try and scream, it comes out like, oh.
Speaker 3: It's just air.
Speaker 2: It's very bad.
Speaker 3: I reckon. Ariana Grande would scream like that. Do you?
Speaker 2: We are going to find out who is the best
Speaker 2: screamer out of you? Vanessa?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hello? Or you Natalie? Hello?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: What's it? But do you like horror movies?
Speaker 6: I hate them?
Speaker 8: Do you?
Speaker 2: I sort of love them?
Speaker 3: You're same. I love being like that feeling of being
Speaker 3: scared in your own home, just purely based off a film. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's fun. It's exhilarating.
Speaker 2: Well, it's fun. Yeah you will, Yeah, all right, all right, ladies,
Speaker 2: spooky season is here. We're having a live scream off
Speaker 2: in honor of the scream queens that we know and love.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, Spotlight is the one stop shop for
Speaker 2: all things Halloween. All right, remember that we're gonna We're
Speaker 2: keeping you on the line. Vanessa. You're going to go
Speaker 2: first the count of three. The count of three, you're
Speaker 2: gonna give us a scream, and if yours is better
Speaker 2: than Natalie's, you're going to get a thousand dollars to
Speaker 2: spend at Spotlight. But if the opposite is true, Vanessa,
Speaker 2: then Natalie gets the voucher. Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Pressures on?
Speaker 2: Yep, Vanessa, give me your scream on the count of three, one,
Speaker 2: two three. It's really good and it had a great echo.
Speaker 2: And don't be surprised if there's going to be police
Speaker 2: that you'll already.
Speaker 3: Natalie, are you ready?
Speaker 6: I am so ready. I'm gonna literally think I'm watching
Speaker 6: a horror film and that would make me scream.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think of the best jump scare ever.
Speaker 3: Two three, Okay, it's got to go to Natalie. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: it's going to go to Natalie.
Speaker 6: See somebody in my front yard? Oh no, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: you just saw me walk. It's fine, It's totally fine.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 6: I've got that spotlight.
Speaker 3: Congratulations Natalie register by the Nova player up if you'd
Speaker 3: like to play today? Wow? That was chili.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine hearing that coming on.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's go click in.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's click fait.
Speaker 2: P Anderson love her, love her. I love that she's
Speaker 2: just gone. Actually no, I'm not going to sit in
Speaker 2: a here and make up chair for two hours every
Speaker 2: time I leave the house.
Speaker 3: No, thank you, And she.
Speaker 2: Goes to It's one thing to not wear makeup when
Speaker 2: you're running down to Traded Joe's, but it's another thing
Speaker 2: to not put on a scare of lippy or blush
Speaker 2: when you go to like an award start or something.
Speaker 2: And that's what she's doing, black tie events, letting the
Speaker 2: dress as do the talking. It's fascinating. She talks about
Speaker 2: it and Drew Barrymore's show.
Speaker 8: I Feel Free, We Are our own worst critics was
Speaker 8: that Paris Fashion Week and I decided I was just
Speaker 8: going to a fashion show. I didn't need to compete
Speaker 8: with anybody, Like, why am I wasting three hours in
Speaker 8: a makeup chair when I have these beautiful Vivian Westwood
Speaker 8: clothes on? And like, I didn't realize anyone might even
Speaker 8: notice a couple.
Speaker 2: Of things, as if you as if as if you've
Speaker 2: been to enough events to know that everyone wears makeup,
Speaker 2: even the men. Yes, So why would you think that you,
Speaker 2: Pamela Anderson turning up without makeup on go unnoticed? That's nonsense.
Speaker 2: And I think it's really interesting that line, we are
Speaker 2: our own worst critics. Everybody's heard that line. Everybody says
Speaker 2: it all the time. I am not my own worst critic.
Speaker 3: No, I'm with you, Sawnia. I thought that as she
Speaker 3: said that as well, really, especially in her line of work. Mate,
Speaker 3: it's not you, it's the tabloids and the TMZ writers.
Speaker 3: And there I have that.
Speaker 2: I have never agreed with that sentiment. I've sort of
Speaker 2: nodded and gone along with it. And you know the
Speaker 2: voices in your head, the negative things you say to yourself.
Speaker 2: I'm like, nah, not once.
Speaker 3: And if you think back to like our sort of
Speaker 3: innocent young selves at five years of age, we don't
Speaker 3: have any of those voices or those self credit comments.
Speaker 3: They come with time and with bullying or with like yes,
Speaker 3: instances in life where people have been mean.
Speaker 2: From someone else. Yeah, Drew also had no makeup on
Speaker 2: on the show. And oh god, that girl, the other woman,
Speaker 2: I can't think of her name, I know her face,
Speaker 2: she also had no makeup on, and they just look
Speaker 2: like themselves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they really didn't until they had pointed it out.
Speaker 3: I didn't notice. I think all the crowd had come
Speaker 3: with no makeup in the studio audience as well.
Speaker 2: I'm not thinking I put makeup on every day without
Speaker 2: even thinking about it. Maybe I'll go make up free.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you sometimes do when you look at it.
Speaker 2: I do. I do most of the time. I do
Speaker 2: because he could be bothered.
Speaker 3: But also I like that some people love makeup and
Speaker 3: it's a way of self expression. Like, I don't think
Speaker 3: everyone suddenly needs to not wear makeup.
Speaker 2: No, and makeup is fun, It's almost makeup is fun.
Speaker 2: But I don't care if I'm seen without it. Yesh,
Speaker 2: it doesn't bother me. Barry Kogan, I'm very angry to
Speaker 2: report is still with that angel from heaven Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3: I love this couple. And I love Barry.
Speaker 2: Barry Kogan looks like the mean dog at the park
Speaker 2: that you want to keep your kovoodle off. And she's
Speaker 2: the kovoodle. That's what it is. That's the dynamic. He's
Speaker 2: one of those you know, those white mean dogs with
Speaker 2: the eyes that go up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a little.
Speaker 2: Piggy dog, a pig dog.
Speaker 3: I know you think he looks like a little piggy
Speaker 3: but look at his smiley face. He's got such an innocent,
Speaker 3: nice aura. Nope, and Baz, as we know, is packing.
Speaker 3: She ain't leaving him.
Speaker 2: Listen. There is so much more to a human being
Speaker 2: than the size in their.
Speaker 3: Pants, I know, but it also probably helps. I've heard
Speaker 3: her songs, I've heard what she sings about. I think
Speaker 3: she thinks it's important.
Speaker 2: Is she five foot or yes, she's five foot exactly. Yes, yes. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Spotify continues to school me on my queen and save
Speaker 2: you without me even knowing. Was listening last night and
Speaker 2: this song came on because I knew you were trouble
Speaker 2: and you walked down, So shame on me. Now fo
Speaker 2: me too. Pleas is never been. It's Sabrina Carfin and
Speaker 2: I'm sure I knew you. I'm sure everybody knows this.
Speaker 2: That's why I was. I was reticent to mention it
Speaker 2: to you because you're gonna go Yeah, everyone talked about it,
Speaker 2: went viral on TikTok. Do you say that to me?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: I know she'd cover this.
Speaker 2: I was so thrilled when you said no. I felt
Speaker 2: at least forty two.
Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swun show.
Speaker 2: You know, everybody say amen, because my daughter PEG's Halloween
Speaker 2: outfit has arrived.
Speaker 3: Oh what's she doing as this year?
Speaker 2: Swe She puts in so much thought to everything, and
Speaker 2: she's one of these people once she's made up her mind,
Speaker 2: like for book weeks she wanted to be B one
Speaker 2: or B two. Okay, it was damn near impossible for me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and she doesn't lose a wink of sleepover at me. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: I am all hunched over my phone googling German stores
Speaker 2: seeing if it'll get that. Do you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: I just she's I am her personal assistant.
Speaker 3: On the B one B two thing that's a floor
Speaker 3: in costume shops. I thought that would be a popular
Speaker 3: go to for kids.
Speaker 2: They'd sold out. Also, it's not a book, which is
Speaker 2: what I reminded her. I mean, you know, it's sort
Speaker 2: of is. But anyway, she's very very specific. For Halloween
Speaker 2: this year, she wanted to be one of the chipmunks.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Alvin and the loved that film.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's one called Theodore.
Speaker 3: Yes, there is. Right.
Speaker 2: We had to color match the right green, right, and
Speaker 2: I've done a great I found this the right green.
Speaker 2: When I showed her the picture of it, I said, Peg,
Speaker 2: I found it, and we don't have to sew anything
Speaker 2: on it, and it's all in wan piece. She goes,
Speaker 2: the tea's too thick. Oh, have a look at the cartoon,
Speaker 2: I said, I've already spent twenty minutes on this. You're
Speaker 2: wearing this?
Speaker 3: Yes, it also could like it could second as a
Speaker 3: Tellytubby costume.
Speaker 2: A Oh, she's got one of those.
Speaker 3: Of course she does.
Speaker 2: Alvin Simon Theodore. I think it's a bit big, but anyway,
Speaker 2: it's here. It's all the way from late New Jersey.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of with Pego. The teas a bit thick.
Speaker 3: The top of the teas a bit thick.
Speaker 2: Jack. If you tell her you think that, I'll kill you, Peg.
Speaker 3: If you're listening, make mum more to you. A new
Speaker 3: one to the tea. Kids are gonna laugh at you
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 2: You watch where you're walking back to your car.
Speaker 3: Son Chrissy's Quizzy's next, would you like to strap on
Speaker 3: a limited edition bum bag?
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's give away a bum bag.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 2: I mean ripped off Kelly this time last week there
Speaker 2: was a trip to Sri Lanka in the bum bag,
Speaker 2: and now there's bloody nothing.
Speaker 4: I know would be fantastic.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna unzip it. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: stuff something in there. I've got to find this price.
Speaker 3: You can't have nothing, I think Niketa as well. You're
Speaker 3: playing against Kelly.
Speaker 7: Hi.
Speaker 3: What about a two hundred dollar Frank Green gift pack? Yes, okay, great?
Speaker 3: It comes with a bottle, another bottle, another bottle, and
Speaker 3: a cup and a nice coffee cup. There's a lot
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 2: Are you joking?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Look includes one so much stuff?
Speaker 3: Alrighty, I want it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to roll you for your Chriszy Swanto bum bag.
Speaker 2: All right, it's Kelly, Nikita, your names are your buzzers.
Speaker 2: It's the best of five, so that it was the
Speaker 2: first of.
Speaker 3: Three, the first person to get three answers, correct the winds.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've read that line every day for nearly
Speaker 2: two years. Has it gone in?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: And Tuesdays are tough?
Speaker 2: Question number one? God, oh, who said that?
Speaker 4: Nikita?
Speaker 2: Nakita, enough of that negative self talk. Please, I haven't.
Speaker 6: Even listened to news.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what's happening around here here.
Speaker 2: I haven't listen to the news. I don't even know
Speaker 2: I was happening around here. Me need that, Nikita.
Speaker 4: But I'm happy because I got to speak to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm happy because I'm speaking to you. And
Speaker 2: that's what makes the world turn. Because who needs the news?
Speaker 3: Question number one, which kind of do for content for
Speaker 3: the show? On?
Speaker 2: Donald? I haven't watched the news since the week that
Speaker 2: COVID was announced. Wow has not been on obviously, I
Speaker 2: don't know how to turn on free to wear television.
Speaker 2: Question number one, Donald Trump got behind the counter at
Speaker 2: which fast food? Yes, Nikita was it? Yes? See?
Speaker 4: You do know if my partner literally told me it
Speaker 4: last night.
Speaker 2: What's your what's your what's your favorite order? Nikita? Just
Speaker 2: say you're there, good morning to good good afternoon. Welcome
Speaker 2: to Donal's. Gonna take your order.
Speaker 4: Please, I want no thanks because I don't need macers.
Speaker 3: Oh you're one of them.
Speaker 2: Oh you know I'm going to hang out? No, hang up,
Speaker 2: all right, it's over. Question number two, according to the
Speaker 2: site Yahoo, stands for what I did not know that?
Speaker 4: Kel I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Hello, but you buzzed in.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Ive No, it means no one
Speaker 2: would know this. Yet another hierarchically organized oracle.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 4: That was my next guest.
Speaker 3: Question number three. We've currently got only Nakita on the scoreboard.
Speaker 2: Fourteen years ago, this hit we Are Who We Are
Speaker 2: was released by who they were going.
Speaker 3: Nikita just got in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Nikita, we are?
Speaker 4: Oh, buddy'll I know?
Speaker 3: I know? Alrighty Kelly?
Speaker 4: Is it Kesher?
Speaker 2: It is Kesher? Oh my god, Nikita? Were you named
Speaker 2: after the Elton John song? Please say yes, yes, I was. Okay,
Speaker 2: did you know? Fun fact George Michael sings that soaring
Speaker 2: note at the end of that song. Oh, go and
Speaker 2: listen to it again.
Speaker 3: Question number four, It is one apiece.
Speaker 2: Where did the two thousand Summer Olympics take place? Two
Speaker 2: thousand Kelly, Yes, oh, Sydney. Yes.
Speaker 3: Question five is for the wind Kel, which cut.
Speaker 2: Ash in what is going on in the background there
Speaker 2: is there sounds like an occurrent affair story.
Speaker 6: No, I'm actually standing across the road at school. Pickup.
Speaker 2: Oh, same thing. Question number five, which cut Ashley and
Speaker 2: sister famously said, Kim, there's people who are dying. Yes, Nikita,
Speaker 2: Yes it was Courtney.
Speaker 3: Okay. This next question number six is for the win
Speaker 3: for either of you. It is currently a draw.
Speaker 2: So that just sums up how boring Courtney is.
Speaker 3: I know, like the gal lost a diamond in the ocean.
Speaker 3: Don't try and point out everyone else's current situation. Help
Speaker 3: her find the diamond.
Speaker 2: Kim, there's people that are dying, which someone had said that.
Speaker 2: I wish someone had said that to her at her
Speaker 2: stupid Disneyland nuptials, part.
Speaker 3: Of You're Salty Today and I Love it. Question number five.
Speaker 2: Reality Stars Heather Gay and Whitney Port. We're in the
Speaker 2: country last week. Which Real Housewives franchise do they belong to?
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Next question everyone else did to what is the medical
Speaker 2: term for high blood pressure?
Speaker 6: Kelly, Jesus.
Speaker 2: No, it's not Jesus, although you probably say that. Probably
Speaker 2: say that when you're clutching your chest.
Speaker 3: It's hypertension. Next question for the win for either.
Speaker 2: Of you a cardiac one that sounds like something else.
Speaker 2: Oh and Ngina and China. Question number eight?
Speaker 3: Oh does he?
Speaker 2: Question number eight? Treating belongs to which American holiday?
Speaker 3: Nikita?
Speaker 4: America?
Speaker 3: No? Wrong, America?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Triggle, treating belongs to which American holiday? The
Speaker 2: answer is not America? Na.
Speaker 3: What's the answer?
Speaker 4: Halloween?
Speaker 2: It is Halloween. Can we give that we loved them both?
Speaker 2: Could we give them a little something? Please?
Speaker 3: Nearly the end of the year, Kelly, you get the
Speaker 3: bum bag and the Frank Green gift pack. And NIKKEI,
Speaker 3: I'm going to send you a Priceline pharmacy voucher.
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Sorry, what what happened?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 6: I said, thank you for picking up.
Speaker 2: Calling. You've made our day. Lady Swan show, who was Capaldi?
Speaker 2: If you haven't watched his documentary, you must do.
Speaker 3: We need to do a welfare check on him. What's
Speaker 3: his lady?
Speaker 2: Oh, he's living a life. He's probably on a farm
Speaker 2: somewhere just drinking milk straight from the cow, you know,
Speaker 2: living large. You're listening to the Christy Swan show on
Speaker 2: over and speaking of drinking milk straight from the cow,
Speaker 2: that is a no no because it's unhomogenized. And there
Speaker 2: is no doubt that this woman who has recorded a
Speaker 2: little message to pray on the sanity of all of us.
Speaker 2: She's a California based doctor called doctor Jessica Kiss.
Speaker 3: Oh yah kiss big on tik tok kiss.
Speaker 2: Saying something else then and I don't anyway.
Speaker 3: What did you think?
Speaker 2: She has revealed the five things that she would never eat,
Speaker 2: and she's a doctor, so she knows.
Speaker 7: Number one is reheated frid race. That is a one
Speaker 7: time eat situation. In medical school, it's a board question.
Speaker 7: Bacteria comes out when boiled race is left at room
Speaker 7: temperature for a while and then particularly is reactivated if
Speaker 7: you reheated in the microwave. Not officially enough.
Speaker 2: Have you heard the latest diagnosis? You know, you know,
Speaker 2: if someone's mean to you, they're a narcissist and all
Speaker 2: that sort of stuff. The latest one is that if
Speaker 2: someone doesn't agree with you, there oppositional defiant something like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: And I think I might be that because when people
Speaker 2: say things like that, fried rice is a no no.
Speaker 2: You know, we never eat it reheated. I'm like, prove it, sorry,
Speaker 2: prove it. How many times have I ordered the most
Speaker 2: delicious fried rice from Green Dragon on a Tuesday night
Speaker 2: and reheated it happily with no consequences Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 3: See, I'm the same as you, Swannie, and I wig
Speaker 3: out about this sort of stuff. I never knew that
Speaker 3: you couldn't reheat fried rice. I'll never do it again.
Speaker 2: I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
Speaker 3: But it's a medical board question.
Speaker 2: It's one thing to say the words, how many times
Speaker 2: have you got food poisoning from your combination fried rice? Exactly? Never?
Speaker 2: How long have you been eating it? For forever?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, shall we hear a?
Speaker 2: I even ordered two at a time in order to
Speaker 2: reheat it the next day.
Speaker 9: Next to you will not see me eat things that
Speaker 9: have been sitting out at a picnic like ever, because
Speaker 9: your risk of food born illness is just too high
Speaker 9: after holiday reasons like this, Yours are inundeeded with people
Speaker 9: who are sick with food born honors hard agree.
Speaker 2: I don't like an outdoor.
Speaker 3: Anything because it gets like sweaty the minute.
Speaker 2: I just don't know who thought of that idea in Australia.
Speaker 2: Like it's one thing to have an English countryside picnic,
Speaker 2: you know, with a little chicken sandwich or so many
Speaker 2: milk cucumber sanger. But if you're in the seven thousand
Speaker 2: degree heat in Australia and you're toting a coal's camembert, no,
Speaker 2: absolutely not. And as for the kabana get in the bin.
Speaker 2: It actually sweats.
Speaker 3: It's so foul.
Speaker 2: It's sweats like a man at the pub. Three.
Speaker 9: If it matches the colors in my hair, I probably
Speaker 9: am not gonna eat it. I'm not gonna eat things that.
Speaker 7: Are covered in food dye. It's just not good for
Speaker 7: a system. I don't want to be pooping me on for.
Speaker 9: The next week either, So yeah, I avoid that like
Speaker 9: the plate.
Speaker 2: You're a killed or I'd love to poop neon.
Speaker 3: Well, doctor Kiss does have novelty hair. We should say
Speaker 3: she's got pink and.
Speaker 2: She says, oh, personally, I would never eat anything that's colored.
Speaker 2: You know that the same closes in my hair. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't color my hair the color or coloring your hair.
Speaker 3: Correct, that's your first issue.
Speaker 2: Cours food from.
Speaker 7: A dented can now food from cans is not the
Speaker 7: best thing for you. But a girl's got to eat sometimes,
Speaker 7: so I'm gonna be concerned about bachelorism. Botelorism is not
Speaker 7: a fun thing.
Speaker 2: Botulism is the most fun you can have at a clinic.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Is that the stuff we put in our forehead isn't
Speaker 3: it's the same thing. Let's just go with that. You're wrong, doctor,
Speaker 3: kiss God.
Speaker 2: She is not our personal.
Speaker 7: I don't eat grapefruit. So many medications interact with grapefruit,
Speaker 7: so if you're on any medication for any reason, you
Speaker 7: should always check to make sure there's no interaction with
Speaker 7: grete food that changes the way that medication impacts your body.
Speaker 2: That's interesting, that's cool. I didn't know that, But I mean,
Speaker 2: who eats greatfread anyway?
Speaker 3: Correct?
Speaker 2: Like nobody?
Speaker 3: What do you have any food rules or rules around
Speaker 3: food at all? Because you are pretty fast and loose
Speaker 3: in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: I am, and you know, refer back to my fried
Speaker 2: rice denia comments. I'm a fried rice denier. In fact,
Speaker 2: I'm may be a salmonella denial. I have never had it,
Speaker 2: and I take every risk there is because I think
Speaker 2: it's not going to kill me. And I know thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four to ten. I know it can kill me,
Speaker 2: but it hasn't yet, and I have done it all.
Speaker 2: I just came out from in the song and I
Speaker 2: took a big swig of this H two cocoa and
Speaker 2: it tasted like coola bar fermented like com butcher. It
Speaker 2: was fizzing.
Speaker 3: Because I'm pretty sure you opened that bottle back in April.
Speaker 2: I reckon I did, and it's been sitting on my desk.
Speaker 3: Do you have Bonker's food rules? We want to hear
Speaker 3: how you sort of live in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, doctor Jessica Kiss has revealed there's
Speaker 2: five things that she would never ever eat, and chief
Speaker 2: among them is fried rice reheated the next day.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's really bad and dangerous for you.
Speaker 2: I do it every single time. I've done it every
Speaker 2: three weeks for my whole life, and I've never been.
Speaker 3: Sick, which doesn't surprise me because you're fast and loose
Speaker 3: in the kitchen. But I like am super hygienic and
Speaker 3: weird about stuff, and even I do that, Swanny, so
Speaker 3: I feel like most people would.
Speaker 2: So it makes me think that it's not true. Hello, Sam,
Speaker 2: what is your what's your take on the right thing.
Speaker 4: Hi, guys, love your show. I'm a GP and unfortunately
Speaker 4: it is true. So both life and pasta there's bacteria
Speaker 4: that can be in them when they're not cooked, and
Speaker 4: when you cook it it activates. And the problem is
Speaker 4: actually when it's left cooked how long it's worn for
Speaker 4: before you cool it, because it can multiply in that time. Yes,
Speaker 4: but it's in the fridge and you reheat it, it
Speaker 4: reactivates it. So it's about how much of the bacteria
Speaker 4: is able to multiply in the time period as to
Speaker 4: whether you get sick or not. So people definitely get
Speaker 4: really severe food food poisoning sometimes from rice.
Speaker 2: And did you just say really severe food poison that.
Speaker 4: It's how before you call it. So if you call
Speaker 4: it and then reheat it properly, it does reduce the risk,
Speaker 4: but you definitely can get it.
Speaker 2: I will see. I My reheating style is from coal
Speaker 2: to magma. Yeah, good like for magma. So is that
Speaker 2: why I've never gotten sick?
Speaker 4: Probably? And also if you put it straight in the
Speaker 4: fridge once you've cooked it, or once you've eaten it
Speaker 4: straight in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Oh no, sometimes leave it out on the bench.
Speaker 3: Sam, We're going to send you a I should say,
Speaker 3: doctor Sam. Actually, we're going to send you a Priceline
Speaker 3: pharmacy voucher. I hope you enjoyed that. That could be boring.
Speaker 4: And also bowtops that you injected actually one of the
Speaker 4: most potent toxins in the whole world. But it's just
Speaker 4: the way that they do it that makes it safe
Speaker 4: to use medically. But it's actually a highly potent toxin.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool, So Christy and I are going to die awesome.
Speaker 2: I'm going to call you back on my private line
Speaker 2: to say, what's that smells an? Hey Janelle?
Speaker 3: Hi, Hey, guys, what's your Bonker's food rule?
Speaker 4: I don't eat anything frozen?
Speaker 2: Are you and Mike ke both? I try and get
Speaker 2: the to get into leftovers or like meal prepping. No,
Speaker 2: when did you first discover that it was a hard
Speaker 2: pass from you or anything frozen?
Speaker 4: Probably about fifteen to twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: I love that. I love the commitment to always eating
Speaker 3: something fresh or out of the fridge.
Speaker 2: Do you can you tell just by looking that something's
Speaker 2: been frozen?
Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, And even if it's in the fridge for
Speaker 4: more than one day, I will not cook it really?
Speaker 2: Yes, So what do you go to the supermarket and
Speaker 2: buy your chicken and unwrap it and cook it and
Speaker 2: have your asparagus and stuff and then do you just
Speaker 2: buy like four spears of asparagus for that meal?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow, it's not a Queen Janelle is.
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