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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast. Snitchy is

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Speaker 1: in the studio's worst bits from the Fitzi and Whippie

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Speaker 1: Show This week. It's recap of the way. It's time

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Speaker 1: for a very spooky week.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm aware that Halloween was on Monday, but look,

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Speaker 2: I don't have any other time to do this, all right,

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Speaker 2: trick or Tree?

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Speaker 1: The creeps and ghouls have been hanging around. Tom got

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Speaker 1: his leather mask out last night, which I was nothing.

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Speaker 1: I know who's outside our house? There's a guy at

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Speaker 1: the window with a leathern mask and I said, hey, Tom,

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Speaker 1: can you write your wrap for few months tomorrow? And

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Speaker 1: off to the next hour. Even the kids are getting creepy.

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Speaker 1: Got a phone call from the school. Lenny's got a

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Speaker 1: headache and he wants to come home. Does he understand

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Speaker 1: it's Halloween and it's trick or training tonight? So I

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Speaker 1: let him go. He had COVID, did he Lenny's gone

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Speaker 1: as a grim Reaper. I don't know where he's got

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Speaker 1: this dance from, but he gyrates on the ground and

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Speaker 1: I said, look, to be honest with you, mate, I

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Speaker 1: don't think the grim Reaper.

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Speaker 2: Tworks God and the scariest thing of all. The economy

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Speaker 2: TwixT is going up fifty three percent, Skiddle's forty one.

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Speaker 1: Percent, Star Wars thirty percent, Eminem's up twelve percent.

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Speaker 2: The wealth of the Mars Candy family is up forty

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Speaker 2: four percent to one.

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Speaker 1: Hundred and six billion dollars. Hey the man, Jesus, that'd

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Speaker 1: be Halloween. Everyone me hungry. Now it could have been

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Speaker 1: because it was Halloween this week. It was the scariest

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Speaker 1: sound she's ever heard, have a lessen. Oh no, not Joe,

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Speaker 1: that is so freaking.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe everyone's just still hung over from the Radio Awards.

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Speaker 1: Radios night there was a lot of ghosties and runners

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Speaker 1: go on patting, but there was something about this week

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Speaker 1: that was just a bit off. You stumble across a

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Speaker 1: video of Claire and Mick putting on one of the

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Speaker 1: great shows of the modern era. Is in a swing

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Speaker 1: and she's going to let the mask go. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He comes in and he's just got a belt on.

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Speaker 1: Nothing else was good. That it's off Clary to clean them. Okay,

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Speaker 1: enough of that, but it did lead with her to

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Speaker 1: this question, were you scarred by what you saw from

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Speaker 1: your parents into the hundreds of people that rang the show.

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Speaker 2: Toward the room, and they told me that they were

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Speaker 2: playing a board game under the comment.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm so sorry board game mouse trap. Aha,

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Speaker 1: my parents are both cops, but grabbing a Knie Snick

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Speaker 1: straight away and then reached for the gun and pointed

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Speaker 1: at you in the middle of line. So you're going

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Speaker 1: in having nightmares and dad pulls out a gun because

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Speaker 1: he thinks there's someone in the house.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you love it pretty quickly, just to suck it up.

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Speaker 1: And it.

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Speaker 2: Just to be clear, the topic was how did your

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Speaker 2: parents scar you?

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Speaker 1: I was having great birds sleep over with a friend,

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Speaker 1: not how did your friend's parents scar you by walking

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Speaker 1: into his parent room?

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Speaker 2: And if they were, they did on top of the

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Speaker 2: bed in a very cops.

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Speaker 1: Did you want to go back and stay there again? No?

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Speaker 2: Matt To group returned to the studio this week after

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Speaker 2: a couple of weeks off.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe a plan is in bell and honestly I've

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Speaker 1: missed it because who else.

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Speaker 2: Is really going to throw themselves in the deep end

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Speaker 2: on this kind of subject.

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Speaker 1: Have you been told to unfollow people on your Instagram account?

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Speaker 1: The phraser Brontio has used to describe them were first accounts.

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Speaker 1: They absolutely nothing more than just being thirty hard and personal.

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Speaker 1: Mets a big cold here and so yeah, there's a

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Speaker 1: reason I don't know Instagram anymore.

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Speaker 2: Good to have you back, man, And there it is that.

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Speaker 1: Is spot on.

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Speaker 2: This week, FITZI brought a couple of traffic laws that

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Speaker 2: you might not know of to our attention. When you

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Speaker 2: park your car, if a cop goes to your car

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Speaker 2: and it's unlocked, you get a fine.

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Speaker 1: Including this one. It's illegal to use your horn unless

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Speaker 1: you are warning drivers your vehicle is approaching, trying to

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Speaker 1: get animals off the road, or as part of an

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Speaker 1: anti theft or alcohol interlock device.

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Speaker 2: The guys really shouldn't be acting surprised about that one.

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Speaker 1: It's illegal. Because about ten.

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Speaker 2: Years ago, the guys came up with this brilliant segment.

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Speaker 1: Happy Birthday Honk.

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Speaker 2: Along, were fits in Whipper told people to honk along

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Speaker 2: to the song Happy Birthday.

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Speaker 1: One two three, Off you go honk along, Sidney. I'll

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Speaker 1: find a horn and hit it.

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Speaker 2: And when the police chief gave us a friendly call,

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Speaker 2: are we allowed.

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Speaker 1: To hung along the Happy Birthday?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: You can, we decided we might not do that segment anymore.

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Honk along everyone.

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Speaker 2: Now I mentioned earlier that the team went to the

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Speaker 2: Australian Commercial Radio Awards on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: The trophy cabinet becomes that little bit heavier and.

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Speaker 2: For anyone thinking that it might be some kind of

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Speaker 2: ritzy affair, let me assure.

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Speaker 1: You it was half an hour late. It was. It

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Speaker 1: is a long night burst up. Some members of our

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Speaker 1: teen brought their own goon to the ceremony.

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Speaker 2: Two bottles of wine that he decided to bring himself.

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Speaker 1: Tom turned up with two bottles of white wine. Did

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Speaker 1: you then? We drank it in a park? Where was

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Speaker 1: it the Park Region Park High Parks in a park? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: did hang it out in the park with whippers wine and.

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Speaker 2: In an escalating series of events since he ditched the

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Speaker 2: boss of the radio station. Now I'm having a chat

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Speaker 2: to him and I said, Petter, just wait here a second,

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Speaker 2: there's someone over here I need to go talk to.

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Speaker 1: There was no one there. I kept went to get

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Speaker 1: macas I'm going to get a big mac meal. BLUI

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Speaker 1: his knee out. I rolled my ankle, pop and knee out.

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Speaker 2: You are a.

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Speaker 1: Disaster and lost the only award that we won on

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Speaker 1: the night. Has anyone got the award?

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what the award and who wouldn't

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Speaker 2: want to give an award to a show that gives

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Speaker 2: you such hits as this. I did sit at any

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Speaker 2: one's buns until the class go for award winning And

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Speaker 2: let's not forget this one.

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Speaker 1: I don't need a pair rushes Parsi. Commercial Radio Australia.

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Speaker 1: This is on you.

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Speaker 2: I am half card and really naked, but here's me

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Speaker 2: number because you're a cracker.

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Speaker 1: So here's your acri guys, any words for the people.

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Speaker 1: The winner here is radio, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: If radio was only invented for this moment that we're

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Speaker 2: experiencing and sharing, then it was worth it.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you next week. You're listening to the Fitzi

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Speaker 1: and Whipper podcast