Speaker 1: Matt, are you ready for a night of fun?
Speaker 2: I'm always down for fun Nna and you know that well.
Speaker 1: We hear two million listens this year and to celebrate,
Speaker 1: we're going on.
Speaker 2: Tour that we are. So on Thursday the seventh of
Speaker 2: September we're going to be in Melbourne, Wednesday.
Speaker 1: The thirteenth of September we're going to be in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: And Thursday twenty first or September, we're going to be
Speaker 2: in Sydney.
Speaker 1: We're going to have special guests, prizes and so much fun,
Speaker 1: so make sure you get your tickets in our show notes.
Speaker 2: Bye see you there.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Where's Your Head At Hotline, our
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Speaker 1: I'm Anna and I'm Matt. Let's jump in hello and
Speaker 1: welcome back to Melbourne. Back on.
Speaker 2: We haven't been in this studio in what feels like
Speaker 2: geez forever. It doesn't it.
Speaker 1: I know it's nice to be back. It's very cozy,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: We're back in there. Well, we had nice weather in
Speaker 2: Melbourne over the weekend. We took the Brisbane weather with us. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's gone a little bit sour now, hasn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Brisbane was fun. That was a fun show.
Speaker 2: It was I really loved like we met a bunch
Speaker 2: of amazing people there. It was a little bit different
Speaker 2: from the Melbourne show because we made it a lot
Speaker 2: more intimate, I felt, and we were talking more with
Speaker 2: the audience and.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, to be fair, I mean we were just talking
Speaker 1: in general because at the Melbourne show I had completely
Speaker 1: lost my voice. Like if you listen to the recording,
Speaker 1: I was not in a good headspace heading into that show,
Speaker 1: Like I was getting my makeup done and I was
Speaker 1: literally crying, being like, oh god, I'm going to have
Speaker 1: a coughing fit on stage, which is like if I
Speaker 1: have a coughing fit publicly, like in a public setting,
Speaker 1: like on a train or in a restaurant, like that
Speaker 1: is my worst nightmare. Like that is a phobia, Like
Speaker 1: I just like run out of the restaurant.
Speaker 2: So so what we have done fewer started coughing on
Speaker 2: stage in front of two hundred people.
Speaker 1: I think I would have just like walked off stage,
Speaker 1: like I think that was my plan of attack. But
Speaker 1: like I had everything ready to go. I had my vix,
Speaker 1: I had my humidifier. I had it all.
Speaker 2: So I had a bordello worth of stuff just sitting
Speaker 2: on the table next to us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like sitting on a tea the whole time.
Speaker 1: So it was like a very different show. The Brisbane
Speaker 1: one was because I think Number one I was well
Speaker 1: number two. We could actually like tell proper stories without
Speaker 1: me coughing, so that was nice.
Speaker 2: I got sick in between the shows, so I thought
Speaker 2: it off. I got what you got, or maybe a
Speaker 2: little bit milder, and I was on antibiotics and I
Speaker 2: tried to fight it off before the Brisbane show, but
Speaker 2: I made it through. I got there.
Speaker 1: I think your immune system is definitely better than mine.
Speaker 1: You actually asked the audience like, does anyone think Anna's
Speaker 1: always sick? And everyone's like yes, green flag, And I
Speaker 1: was like, I.
Speaker 2: Actually am how good with the red and green flags?
Speaker 2: I reckon? That was the funnest bit of the show.
Speaker 1: So fun. We still have one more to go. We
Speaker 1: have Sydney.
Speaker 2: Yes, we do so, if you're listening to this in
Speaker 2: Sydney or New South Wales or even Melbourne or even Perth,
Speaker 2: get to that show because we want to meet you
Speaker 2: and see you there.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a fun show. It's going to be
Speaker 1: our last one. We're going to party after it. It's
Speaker 1: going to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: We are We're going to do some more Red Flags,
Speaker 2: Green Flags and have just fun.
Speaker 1: Just fun.
Speaker 2: Just have a blast, guy, I just have a great time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, I have some big news that
Speaker 1: dropped today. Finally my business has launched called Goldie Bub. Doubly.
Speaker 1: You've known about this for a very long.
Speaker 2: Time, very exciting news. How much can you tell now?
Speaker 2: Because I know you've announced with a tag and you've
Speaker 2: given a couple of what do you call them a teasers?
Speaker 2: You've alluded to skin gold What can you tell the
Speaker 2: glowing blowing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, I mean we've wanted to talk I mean
Speaker 1: I we we've wanted to talk about it on the
Speaker 1: podcast many times, but I didn't want to be one
Speaker 1: of those people who was like exciting things coming, but
Speaker 1: then like I couldn't tell anyone because it's been about
Speaker 1: eighteen months in the making. As you know, Michael is
Speaker 1: my co founder. So we started the business together. So
Speaker 1: we started this business very early in our relationship.
Speaker 2: Were you even like we would have been a couple
Speaker 2: of months in six months in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I was like I really want to start
Speaker 1: this brand. Yeah, and he was like, I'll get involved
Speaker 1: in it, like let's do it, and I think Yeah.
Speaker 1: From there we just like went full steam ahead. But
Speaker 1: it's so funny when you start a business because I
Speaker 1: was like, this will take me two months, like genuinely,
Speaker 1: I'll be I'll manufacture the product in two months and
Speaker 1: it will be out. I thought it was going to
Speaker 1: be out like a year ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it has been back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been the longest process. But I'm so proud
Speaker 1: of it. You've been actually helping me. He's in the
Speaker 1: guinea pig, one of many guinea pigs, and you are
Speaker 1: obsessed with the product, constantly asking me for another bottle.
Speaker 2: I am so can I grab that actually? Please? Today?
Speaker 1: I have one in my car actually, so just remind.
Speaker 2: I do I use it pretty much like every night?
Speaker 1: Every night?
Speaker 2: Every night?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon it. Just I don't know, I can't
Speaker 2: say anything. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: I know I've told you not to put your foot
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can't really say much why I use
Speaker 2: it every night because I think it gives me what
Speaker 2: I'm trying to achieve.
Speaker 1: Let's just say that it makes you look good.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, it gives me that edge that I
Speaker 2: need to face the day every day I'm trying to I.
Speaker 1: Haven't seen that, like thinking about what he is going
Speaker 1: to say, like very carefully. Anyway, we launch this Sunday,
Speaker 1: so check out our Instagram and our TikTok. It's at
Speaker 1: Goldie dot b. That's doubly doubly Yeah, I can't wait
Speaker 1: for Sunday. I'm actually nervous, like I have like a
Speaker 1: nervous excited energy about it.
Speaker 2: That's good, though. You put so much hard work and
Speaker 2: effort into this, both to you and Michael. So now
Speaker 2: what's the word. You're giving it to the public and
Speaker 2: you want to you know, you want it to do
Speaker 2: well and you want them to love it as much
Speaker 2: as you do, and I'm sure.
Speaker 1: They will, Yeah, I know they will. We also now
Speaker 1: have matching tattoos.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah. What was the general feedback when you put
Speaker 2: that up the other night.
Speaker 1: So I think a lot of people thought I was pregnant,
Speaker 1: which I feel like isn't surprising because any time I
Speaker 1: make any sort of announcement, like people think I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2: But why would they think you're pregnant from getting tattoo
Speaker 2: that says honey, I honestly.
Speaker 1: Don't know, to be honest, because you can't actually get
Speaker 1: a tattoo while I was pregnant, which I've learned recently
Speaker 1: because people were having arguments in the comments, being like,
Speaker 1: she would be a bad mum if she got a tattoo.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm being mum shamed and I'm not even
Speaker 1: a mom. Is this what's to come? Like? People savage I.
Speaker 2: Are in those comments sections. I'll tell you what I
Speaker 2: saw a theory, and I think this one was the
Speaker 2: most I think plausible. Was a dog called honey Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did see that.
Speaker 2: That would make the most sense.
Speaker 1: That does make sense. Yeah, But it was a business
Speaker 1: business called Goldiebe. People were like, why didn't you get
Speaker 1: Goldie Bee tattooed? And we were like, well, we call
Speaker 1: each other honey, And it's like how we came to
Speaker 1: the name because Michael would call me honey bee. And
Speaker 1: then we you know, it's all about glowing and hydration,
Speaker 1: So then it went would you get a B on you?
Speaker 1: So fun fact, we initially went to get a B
Speaker 1: and then the day before we went to get the tattoo,
Speaker 1: Michael was like, I don't want my first tattoo to
Speaker 1: be a.
Speaker 2: Bee was his first tattoo.
Speaker 1: He was like, can we please change it? And I
Speaker 1: was like, so we changed it to honey because it's
Speaker 1: like very reminiscent.
Speaker 2: The same spot, yeah, same spot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to get a honey. That's been trying to
Speaker 1: convincing to get a w y h. But then I
Speaker 1: was like, well, we said to everyone we were gonna
Speaker 1: get when we get five million listens, we get w
Speaker 1: y h. But we're going to this event together and
Speaker 1: there's like a free like tattooist there, like you can
Speaker 1: get a free tattoo.
Speaker 2: Based I'm thinking about just getting a dash haund What
Speaker 2: do you mean, like just a dashound on tatooed on me?
Speaker 1: So what type of dashound? Like the outline of a dashdown?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like on the side, So not.
Speaker 1: Like a dog image of like a detail.
Speaker 2: It's like a sketch of like a dash sausage dog.
Speaker 1: That's cute. Where would you get it? You love a
Speaker 1: foot tat I do that. It's got Livin on his
Speaker 1: foot and.
Speaker 2: My mates signed it his name, and my other foot
Speaker 2: signed it. He wrote his name.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've seen that one nick.
Speaker 2: Knack on the inside of my foot. He's not a
Speaker 2: tattoo artist. It's the most painful thing over.
Speaker 1: So whereabouts on your foot? Your feet are getting pretty
Speaker 1: like crowded.
Speaker 2: I'd probably get it on this one somewhere like there,
Speaker 2: like just left, just on the that side. Maybe get
Speaker 2: darling written underneath or.
Speaker 1: Why darling? Oh god?
Speaker 2: Okay. So when we did the Brisbane show, obviously we
Speaker 2: like to hang around and meet our beautiful audiences, talk
Speaker 2: to them and chat to them. And we came across
Speaker 2: Ash and Luke, who had invited me, someone else, you
Speaker 2: and Michael to their wedding in December.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because Matt keeps begging me to be
Speaker 1: the MC at our wedding, and I think they felt
Speaker 1: bad for him, so they were like, okay, you can
Speaker 1: be our MC.
Speaker 2: Jesus, do you reckon? I take that well?
Speaker 1: I mean, you're so confident at being an MC do
Speaker 1: you think that you can pull it off.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could do it just for
Speaker 2: like I could do it for you, because I know
Speaker 2: what to joke about. I don't know how to joke
Speaker 2: about these people. I know that they did a hotline
Speaker 2: and he was the army guy that she met during
Speaker 2: lockdown remembers for telling us that, and I read hotline.
Speaker 2: That's all I've really got.
Speaker 1: They're in a long distance relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, long distance relationships aren't easy either.
Speaker 1: We have to RSVP this week, so we really need
Speaker 1: to think about if we can be on the Gold
Speaker 1: Coast in December, so we really need to figure that
Speaker 1: out asap.
Speaker 2: Feel like I'll probably be on the Gold Coast around
Speaker 2: then anyway.
Speaker 1: So I really want to go. I'm just checking my
Speaker 1: calendar making sure everything is like in place, and then
Speaker 1: I think we we give them a bit of an
Speaker 1: RSV get them on the hotline. Mate.
Speaker 2: Well, we were meant to go to Jeanine and Craig's wedding,
Speaker 2: but you had a wedding on the same day, So
Speaker 2: is this the when we finally.
Speaker 1: Go to And that was at our first live show.
Speaker 2: We just get invited to weddings at live shows.
Speaker 1: I kind of love it if anyone's coming to our
Speaker 1: live show in Sydney and wants to invite us to
Speaker 1: their wedding, like we're taking invites.
Speaker 2: In, we will go, we will come about the MC.
Speaker 2: I don't know, will you do it with me?
Speaker 1: Well, I did it with you. I wasn't invited to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah she did.
Speaker 1: No, she did it. I can't be a wedding.
Speaker 2: She could probably talk to our manager for that.
Speaker 1: You get them both of us, where's your head? Is
Speaker 1: your wedding? That could be a new business manship for us.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you'd have to. You'd have to ask them
Speaker 2: some questions first, you get to know them, so you
Speaker 2: got some jokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you'd have to. Like, being an MC is
Speaker 1: a big deal, Like you have to like sit down
Speaker 1: with people, like you probably have to have like a
Speaker 1: full script ready to go. I mean, you hate a script.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to have a script ready to go. Now.
Speaker 1: It's going to try and do some off cuff jokes.
Speaker 1: Pe met.
Speaker 2: Once I get this twat off the stage.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, I'd be like fully like, okay,
Speaker 1: next now to this joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, jeez, is this just an insight to our live
Speaker 2: show rehearsal.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's do some recommendations. I'm going to go first.
Speaker 1: Netflix have a show at the moment called Love at
Speaker 1: First Sight. It's a rom com. It's really cute. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of stats in there, which I kind of love.
Speaker 2: Show or movie A movie?
Speaker 1: Sorry, maybe movie first sight? Have you you have seen it?
Speaker 2: Is it new?
Speaker 1: It's new?
Speaker 2: Who's in it?
Speaker 1: I mean to Netflix random people I know, they're like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say no names. They're just like some
Speaker 1: you know, actors a movie baugh so you know he
Speaker 1: likes he likes a name.
Speaker 2: Drive.
Speaker 1: I'm actually only halfway through it, but I am loving it.
Speaker 1: And the only reason I had to pause it is
Speaker 1: because I went to like A seven his Disco Themes
Speaker 1: party and I was like, fuck, I have to go.
Speaker 2: How was that Woodstock vibe?
Speaker 1: It was good. I had like the full like John
Speaker 1: Lenning glasses on.
Speaker 2: I had like the I saw your story. You took
Speaker 2: that out of your wardrope, those out that outfit you
Speaker 2: made it from just I made.
Speaker 1: It from scratch. I mean, technically there was a peace
Speaker 1: sign that I bought from the two dollar shop, but
Speaker 1: that was the only thing I bought.
Speaker 2: I remember we had a New Year's themes and it
Speaker 2: was seventies scene, and I sort of went through my
Speaker 2: wardrope and got some stuff as well. Yeah yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean you just need some like flower power.
Speaker 2: Like corduroy pants, like a baggy white shirt. And then
Speaker 2: I bought a peace sign.
Speaker 1: Back cope, you bought a piece sign.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I wrote on a sign make love
Speaker 2: not war.
Speaker 1: That's actually a lot of effort for you.
Speaker 2: No, I'm actually really if I do a costume, I
Speaker 2: like to put effort in.
Speaker 1: You know what people who were like like in their
Speaker 1: twenties and thirties during the seventies, like their hair would
Speaker 1: be in such bad quality because all the teasing and
Speaker 1: backcoming you have to do to get the big hair,
Speaker 1: like it's a big effort.
Speaker 2: Really, I would know nothing about how to do that.
Speaker 1: Did think guys have big hair of the seventies or
Speaker 1: was it just the females?
Speaker 2: You're asking the wrong person.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm just going off on my own train of felt.
Speaker 2: Well, my recommendation is on the weekend. I you know,
Speaker 2: I've given up on the Facebook marketplace for a bit
Speaker 2: because I've been away. I haven't got I haven't been
Speaker 2: replying to these people. Actually had a couple of people
Speaker 2: no reply, get off here, blah blah blah, hurling abuse
Speaker 2: at me. The usual the wild West.
Speaker 1: No one's got more abuse on Facebook marketplace than you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why, I guess why?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: And I went to a I did a market store
Speaker 2: at Revamp in Thilmbury. It was good market. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: sold a bit of stuff. In the end, I was
Speaker 2: just selling stuff to get rid of it. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to take this stuff home.
Speaker 1: Okay. Matt was selling Ralph Lauren shirt worn once for
Speaker 1: ten dollars. I was like, I would have bought them
Speaker 1: off you for ten dollars.
Speaker 2: And people literally would pick them up and say that's
Speaker 2: a great price and would put them back and they
Speaker 2: would be interested, but they'd a'm anah.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, this is real legit. I
Speaker 1: thought it was like a fake from like Bali or something.
Speaker 2: Well, you can probably tell. You can tell if they're
Speaker 2: real or not, can you? I feel like I can.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be looking for a fake, but I mean
Speaker 1: maybe the market you'd be a bit more skeptical.
Speaker 2: Well, especially if he's trying to flog him for ten bars.
Speaker 1: For ten dollars. It's like a little bit too cheap.
Speaker 1: Maybe if he had them at fifty they would sell better.
Speaker 2: Like I said, I've just got so many clothes, my
Speaker 2: fucking you know, I've moved back to my mum's. My
Speaker 2: wardrobe's overflowing, and I just want to get rid of it.
Speaker 1: I kind of love it that you recycle your clothes though, because,
Speaker 1: like I think it's really good for the environment.
Speaker 2: Is I saw a photo, yeah, from a satellite and
Speaker 2: it was like a pile of clothes and they just
Speaker 2: can't get it. Was like something on my Facebook. I
Speaker 2: scanned over it. But like I can't keep up with
Speaker 2: how many clothes are coming out, So I think recycling
Speaker 2: is probably a good way to do it then just
Speaker 2: throwing it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've picked up some great stuff from the op
Speaker 1: Shop recently, Like just like when we did our business shoot,
Speaker 1: I needed to get a couple of like little knick
Speaker 1: knacks from the op Shop and then I like did
Speaker 1: a quick little like outfit scope and I found some
Speaker 1: good things like leather jackets, you know, denim jackets. Oh,
Speaker 1: and also my couch, my amazing freedom couch.
Speaker 2: The pack and pair couch.
Speaker 1: Don't call it the pack and pair couch. I bought
Speaker 1: the couch. This is not about him anyway. My couch
Speaker 1: was at the op shop for two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: No way.
Speaker 1: See, I knew you loved that couch.
Speaker 2: How good is that?
Speaker 1: I paid like at least a thousand for that?
Speaker 2: People are giving up couches that nice? How the other
Speaker 2: half live your local op shop?
Speaker 1: I would have told you, But like with your parents in.
Speaker 2: The front room, with everything.
Speaker 1: Else I could, it's a pretty good deal though.
Speaker 2: Well, my michael garage has got like beds in there,
Speaker 2: my beds in there, my mattress, my like bedside tables,
Speaker 2: everything that's mine is in my garage. Like, oh so
Speaker 2: I couldn't put a couch in there as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's a real thing. People go to
Speaker 1: like nice subs and go op shopping and they get
Speaker 1: some steals.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: When I go to the op shop now to drop stuff,
Speaker 2: half I have to like hold myself from walking in. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I don't want anything else so much stuff. I
Speaker 2: just don't want anything else.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of those stories that, like, I guess
Speaker 1: wealthy people you would say put like a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: into the purses and then they like give it to
Speaker 1: the op shop so that like someone will find it.
Speaker 2: No, but what are they doing? Tell me? Because the
Speaker 2: fire a random perse for that.
Speaker 1: Okay, well look on that note. Let's jump into our
Speaker 1: hot line.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, this hot line you may or may not
Speaker 2: have heard before. This is one of our favorites. So
Speaker 2: let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Hello, you've reached Anna and Nutt.
Speaker 2: We can't get to the phone right now, but.
Speaker 1: Please leave us a message on our hot line after
Speaker 1: the beep. Okay, guys, last week we asked you for
Speaker 1: your crazy sex stories and we got so many good
Speaker 1: ones that we had to split it into two parts.
Speaker 1: So here are the other messages we didn't get to
Speaker 1: last week. We haven't heard these at all. Let's jump in.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get to it. Anna. This first one
Speaker 2: comes from Kira.
Speaker 1: He's actually hera.
Speaker 2: Oh, it says Kira.
Speaker 1: What if it's your eggs?
Speaker 2: Na, surely not.
Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Well no, straight away, Hi, Anna and Matt.
Speaker 4: So my crazy sex story is that one time we
Speaker 4: were at a house party one of my friend's houses
Speaker 4: and his dad worked from home, so we had this
Speaker 4: big like home office and me and my current boyfriend
Speaker 4: at the time were horny and wanted to have sex,
Speaker 4: so we went into the office because it was like
Speaker 4: the only room that locked, and we were having sex
Speaker 4: on his dad's office chat and it got quite hot
Speaker 4: and sweaty and steamy, and I squoted all over his
Speaker 4: dad's office. Yeah, as well with the mixture of sweat.
Speaker 4: And to this day, we still haven't told anybody what
Speaker 4: happened at that house party.
Speaker 1: Until you told everyone in the where's your head up fans?
Speaker 2: Yeah, now everyone knows, Kira, what you did in that
Speaker 2: office party. I hope that your friend or their father
Speaker 2: isn't listening to this.
Speaker 1: Oh shit. I got so distracted at this art because
Speaker 1: I literally thought that was your ex and I was
Speaker 1: just like, literally, I wasn't listening. I was just like
Speaker 1: listening to the voice alone.
Speaker 2: No, I knew straight away. I knew that that wasn't
Speaker 2: you'd know from the cackle that it was okay, wrong
Speaker 2: topic to bring my sister into the studio today, sex stories,
Speaker 2: But I have to review these. Look, geez, I don't
Speaker 2: tell anyone about that. Don't tell that.
Speaker 1: I just hope they did a good clean up job
Speaker 1: because like, look, have fun. You know, if it's the
Speaker 1: only room in the house that locks, then look, I'm
Speaker 1: glad you've picked that room so that no one could
Speaker 1: walk in that because that would have been a mess
Speaker 1: walking on.
Speaker 2: I mean, they have to do it on the chair.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about an office as a desk.
Speaker 1: I feel like a desk seems a bit hotter. How
Speaker 1: do you do it on a chair? Like, if it's
Speaker 1: an office chair and it has like the handles, it's
Speaker 1: her legs through.
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking as well. How can she
Speaker 2: straddle him on there because of the handles? I love?
Speaker 1: How are we just visualizing Kira and this guy having
Speaker 1: said doggie, she was like sitting on his lap, but
Speaker 1: if she squirted, I feel.
Speaker 2: Like you have to be the other way.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like he would.
Speaker 2: A stimulation of the Yeah, the as well.
Speaker 1: What a story. Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the next one comes from an anonymous source.
Speaker 2: I obviously get anxious every time it's anonymous. Let's have
Speaker 2: a listen.
Speaker 1: I'm Matt Nana.
Speaker 5: My crazy sex story is from quite a few years back,
Speaker 5: but I've never lived it down and it's something I
Speaker 5: can definitely laugh about now. So, my previous boyfriend and
Speaker 5: I were at a local leagues club and after a
Speaker 5: few two men any drinks, thought it would be fun
Speaker 5: to get it on in the bathroom. We obviously weren't
Speaker 5: very discreet because someone dabbed us in, and before long
Speaker 5: security came.
Speaker 1: Knocking to escort us out of there.
Speaker 5: My boyfriend went with security, but when I looked down
Speaker 5: to get dressed, I realized that someone had taken my
Speaker 5: underwear and pants from the floor underneath a cubicle. So
Speaker 5: obviously I couldn't go anywhere, and at that stage pretty
Speaker 5: well started to panic. My boyfriend at that time had
Speaker 5: been removed from the club and was calling me from
Speaker 5: out the front asking where the hell I was, and
Speaker 5: at the same time, the security guard was knocking on
Speaker 5: the door asking me to come out. As I tried
Speaker 5: to explain that someone had stolen my pants. Unbeknown to
Speaker 5: me at the time, the staff had got up on
Speaker 5: the stage where the music was and put out a
Speaker 5: request over the microphone for my clothing to be returned,
Speaker 5: so everyone at the club then knew what was going on.
Speaker 5: My pants were eventually returned to me, and as I
Speaker 5: walked out of the bathroom with security. Everyone got up
Speaker 5: and gave me a standing ovation. And I've never been
Speaker 5: so mortified in my life doing that walk of shame.
Speaker 5: I never did get my underwear back, only my pants.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, some sick stolen, probably smelling them.
Speaker 2: Well, that's, you know, shame on the security guard for
Speaker 2: ruining their fun. Let them play, Let the kids play.
Speaker 1: Who told on them? Just let them live.
Speaker 2: Another Karen, Another Karen.
Speaker 1: So many boring Karens in the world, Like, let them
Speaker 1: have some fun.
Speaker 2: There's all these sex stories have a similar pattern though
Speaker 2: as well, public sex almost like in just like kinky places.
Speaker 1: Where's your head out? Family love, a bit of public set.
Speaker 2: I don't blame them though, there's something hot about it.
Speaker 1: That's actually an unreal story. I feel like when you're
Speaker 1: walking out, like obviously everyone in the whole club knowing
Speaker 1: that that happened not ideal. But the fact that she
Speaker 1: got a standing ovation, it kind of made it all worse.
Speaker 2: If I was I just own it and just like
Speaker 2: put my hands off and be like gals getting it.
Speaker 1: I was getting late tonight.
Speaker 2: Okay, our next message comes. It's from anonymous again, so
Speaker 2: let's have a listen to this one. You know, it's
Speaker 2: good when it's anonymous. I don't want people to find out.
Speaker 1: I know, but I feel like you can just I
Speaker 1: can recognize people's voice. I mean, yeah, if it's someone
Speaker 1: you know, yeah it was someone you know.
Speaker 5: We know.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: I met Nana, big fan of the show.
Speaker 1: Just wanted to share with.
Speaker 3: You my crazy sex stories. So one time I was
Speaker 3: having sex with my situationship for five years and we
Speaker 3: broke the shower glass and it just shattered everywhere, and
Speaker 3: we just like moved to the bedroom and continued. And
Speaker 3: that's like for years later, I've just been finding bits
Speaker 3: of shower glass in the bathroom and my mum came
Speaker 3: in to the shower.
Speaker 2: And she was real, has it I love these.
Speaker 3: Free standing shower screens. And I was just like laughed
Speaker 3: like internally, and I was like, it was not ways
Speaker 3: free standing. And then another I was with this girl.
Speaker 3: We started having sex in the shower and I fainted
Speaker 3: like in the shower and we had to stop, obviously.
Speaker 3: And there was another time when I was with my
Speaker 3: situation and I woke up and was like, oh, thanks
Speaker 3: for going down on me like last night, like during
Speaker 3: the night, and he was like did I go down
Speaker 3: and you like you couldn't remember? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe because I just have a really vivid dreams. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, maybe I just dreamt it, and
Speaker 3: he's like no, because I'm praying to sleep walking, like
Speaker 3: maybe I did do it. And then we just decided
Speaker 3: we were like, oh no, I must have just dreamt it,
Speaker 3: which was really funny. And then he messaged later and
Speaker 3: said that once he'd waken up a bit and was
Speaker 3: like driving, he was like, oh, do you remembered I
Speaker 3: did go down and it was just like during the night,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, it's just like it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that was like one hundred and sex and this
Speaker 1: haaps in one.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what your name is, but I
Speaker 2: recommend not having sex in the shower again. You've just
Speaker 2: got a little bit of bad luck there.
Speaker 1: How's the glass finding the glass like years later, like
Speaker 1: that's a lot.
Speaker 2: Aren't you getting it in your foot?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I guess it's the it shatters, but still, but.
Speaker 1: Like, I just didn't think that shower screens did shatter.
Speaker 2: They like that crumbly one, so it's not like yeah,
Speaker 2: but you can still get that in your feet and
Speaker 2: you're walking in a shower bare foot.
Speaker 1: It gives me the getting glass in my.
Speaker 2: Feet and as well as fainting, like that's going smack
Speaker 2: onto tiles.
Speaker 1: That's scary.
Speaker 2: Is she all right?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why she's having vivid dreams. She knocks something
Speaker 2: in her head.
Speaker 1: She said, it did happen in the air.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, while she is having vivid dreams. She said,
Speaker 2: but what about the guy not remembering that?
Speaker 1: No, but then she said it did happen in the end, didn't.
Speaker 2: She Yeah, she did, but he didn't remember when he
Speaker 2: didn't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagining a sleepwalker and you're just like.
Speaker 2: Going down on the person next to you. That does
Speaker 2: bring a good point up. How good is sex just
Speaker 2: in the middle of the night, when it spontaneously happens?
Speaker 1: That's actually yeah, that's pretty hot.
Speaker 2: It is hot when it's a little poke in the back.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: For me, like, I just don't take poking the back.
Speaker 1: It's so creepy.
Speaker 2: Your sister is in the shooty, she's flanked out by
Speaker 2: now she's in a TikTok. She's def So Michael doesn't
Speaker 2: poke you in the back and you don't just get
Speaker 2: to it in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: I just can't take you seriously when you say the
Speaker 1: words poking in the back. It's just it's too much
Speaker 1: to handle. I mean, do you know what this might
Speaker 1: be wild? But I actually don't think maybe it's happened
Speaker 1: like once, but we don't really have sex in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night. But I feel like maybe tonight
Speaker 1: might be Michael's lucky en in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: Well, whenever you say, like I remember saying, like, oh
Speaker 2: I'm tired tonight, like let's not do tonight, and it's like, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: wake me up in the middle of the night. You
Speaker 2: never wake them up in the middle of tonight. You're
Speaker 2: sleeping right through what you say in the middle of
Speaker 2: the or vice versa, and you just no one wakes
Speaker 2: anyone up in the middle of the night and you
Speaker 2: just sleep through.
Speaker 1: When it does happen, though it's hot, but like if
Speaker 1: you've got something on in the morning, like maybe I'm
Speaker 1: getting too old, but like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I want my full eight hours.
Speaker 2: This is true as well, because remember always after sex,
Speaker 2: so you've got to get off and go to the toilet.
Speaker 1: It's like a whole thing.
Speaker 2: We're getting old, aren't we.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's definitely more of a weakened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. So that was a hotline from before I reckon.
Speaker 2: That was as funny as the first time we heard
Speaker 2: it at U.
Speaker 1: Okay, guys, until next time, Bye, see you in Sydney.