Speaker 1: It's podcast. It's podcast time, podcast time.
Speaker 2: Huh. I never know where to go with it other
Speaker 2: than hello everybody.
Speaker 1: See that's why I start with the song. It's so
Speaker 1: awkward to start.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 1: That's where it's just like a crutch. It's on safety zone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, can what my coffee is for me
Speaker 2: to drink?
Speaker 1: Yes, mal constantly is drinking during the podcast. You probably
Speaker 1: often hear a gulp of something at some point. It
Speaker 1: smells podcast. It is Mela Monty. Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: If you knew to the party, thank you. We're two girls.
Speaker 1: We speak endless ship, so you're in for a real,
Speaker 1: real high brow treat. Sure to show and tell, So
Speaker 1: Mel I wanted to. I am so sorry. It is
Speaker 1: so inconsiderate that I go into topics without your fact.
Speaker 2: Do you know what we can do to override the
Speaker 2: awkwardness that I was just talking about. Maybe you do
Speaker 2: your song and then I just say the fact?
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you go.
Speaker 2: For you?
Speaker 1: What if people are knew, they'd be like, this is
Speaker 1: a weird, weird podcast, how do you do it? Do
Speaker 1: we do like singing and then you go fact time
Speaker 1: or fact to kick off the pod?
Speaker 2: I don't know I'll think of something.
Speaker 1: Think of something. But I do think we need I
Speaker 1: love that we always workshop stuff on the actual podcast,
Speaker 1: but I think we do need to introduce ourselves because
Speaker 1: often your fact does lead into a conversation. And if
Speaker 1: somebody's knew, then they'll go, who are these girls? I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on? Then I guess if they
Speaker 1: choose to listen to the podcast, they do have some idea.
Speaker 1: I don't know where what a surprise? We're overthinking it. True,
Speaker 1: you'll never know next time what you're going to get.
Speaker 1: Guys like, I'm exciting for you.
Speaker 2: Well, how is this? It's such a stupid little thing.
Speaker 2: But did you know but if you lose your pinky finger,
Speaker 2: you lose fifty percent of your total hand strength. What
Speaker 2: isn't that? I think it's like when people say if
Speaker 2: you lose your big toe, you can't balance balance. I
Speaker 2: think it's the same sort of idea. And when you
Speaker 2: think about how much you do use your pinky when
Speaker 2: you're doing things like just to even crush your things
Speaker 2: or yeah, so you know when people are like, oh,
Speaker 2: well they just lost a finger.
Speaker 1: It's always just every single part of our body has
Speaker 1: a really important purpose. And you know that when something's
Speaker 1: hurting something mine or you're like, I wouldn't think this
Speaker 1: would make such an impact on my life, but every
Speaker 1: single bit of us makes up the whole thing. Like
Speaker 1: it's got to chug perfectly, or the fucking wheels come off.
Speaker 2: I never told you this. This happened the other day.
Speaker 2: It is the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you do something and you think, fuck, I never
Speaker 2: realized how harmful that could be. I was sitting on
Speaker 2: the couch and I was itchy on the corner of
Speaker 2: my eye, not the inner corner where the tear duct is,
Speaker 2: like the outer corner. And I scratched, but I must
Speaker 2: have got a little bit of my nail, like it
Speaker 2: was right right in the corner, a little bit of
Speaker 2: the nail in my eye. But it didn't hurt or anything.
Speaker 2: I scratched and then all of a sudden, I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm blinking, and I'm like, I feel like I've got
Speaker 2: something in my eye. Was mird. Fuck. I went and
Speaker 2: had a look in the mirror. It looked like what
Speaker 2: I must have torn a bit of I don't even
Speaker 2: know if you call it your corner. I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: But the white bit.
Speaker 2: I think there's like a clear covering over you know, film,
Speaker 2: like a film. That's exactly what it was. It looked
Speaker 2: like there was a loose bit of glad. Do you
Speaker 2: know how much I freaked out?
Speaker 1: Of course I would have too.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, Oh my god. Mark
Speaker 2: wasn't home, Dom wasn't home. It was just me and Luca.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, oh no, the worst person to
Speaker 2: freak out, So what's wrong? Nothing? Nothing, And then I'm
Speaker 2: getting annoyed it's nothing.
Speaker 1: I said nothing.
Speaker 2: Anyway. I was so freaked out, and I'm googling. I
Speaker 2: start thinking to myself, how much one little movement like
Speaker 2: it resolved itself. I put an eyepatch on.
Speaker 1: Oh my god in these few days, very dramatic.
Speaker 2: Well not really, because my fucking site is something I'm
Speaker 2: always scared I'm gonna I've always had a bad eyesight,
Speaker 2: so I thought, you know what, I'm just gonna cover it.
Speaker 2: And just because I thought, what if bacteria gets in
Speaker 2: there or whatever?
Speaker 1: And so did it heal?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It did. And everything I read was like, it's
Speaker 2: quite incredible, how shit like that can heal itself? Like
Speaker 2: you should go to the hospital, which I wasn't gonna do.
Speaker 2: But like how your body has this amazing ability to
Speaker 2: heal itself as well.
Speaker 1: Oh totally, I love though how much you freaked out
Speaker 1: yet going and getting it properly checked was not the
Speaker 1: consideration for you.
Speaker 2: This is my thing. I freak out about everything. I
Speaker 2: hate going to the doctor. Yeah, and I hate going
Speaker 2: Like the thought of going to the hospital to me
Speaker 2: is like, oh I've had a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, it was stupid. See I would
Speaker 1: prefer to get things checked out and just sit in
Speaker 1: the pool of hectic anxiety and where a fucking eye haatch,
Speaker 1: that's what a normal person would do. Or I want
Speaker 1: to tell you this story that happened the other day.
Speaker 1: It's so mineup, but it's embarrassing. For no reason, it
Speaker 1: embarrassed me, so I was. I went to pilates and
Speaker 1: I went to the toilets in a separate area than
Speaker 1: the studio. So I went to the toilet and then
Speaker 1: as I was walking back from the toilet and around
Speaker 1: the corner, my beautiful pilates instructor was walking out the
Speaker 1: other way, so we bumped into each other and she growled,
Speaker 1: grabbed my hand and like, you know, as a like, oh,
Speaker 1: we bumped into each other, you know, grabbed my hand
Speaker 1: and my hand was wet.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I hope she doesn't listen to the podcast,
Speaker 2: given that you have said before there was a time
Speaker 2: you had to wipe yourself with your hand in Polares's woman, it's.
Speaker 1: The same woman because they had run out of toilet
Speaker 1: paper to use my hand.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing as like if you've walked into
Speaker 2: a public toilet and someone's shit in there, Oh, that's you, and.
Speaker 1: Then you yes, yeah, and you want to justify it
Speaker 1: when I told me, yes, oh it stinks in there,
Speaker 1: wasn't me. I told Sam about the wet hand. He's like,
Speaker 1: did you say anything? He's like, text her now. I
Speaker 1: was like joking, but I'm like, what I wanted to say,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, my hand's still wet from the toilet.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, that's just as bad. She knows I've
Speaker 1: used that hand to wipe my mook.
Speaker 2: Ah, I know, but it is sort of it's gross.
Speaker 2: From her end. It would have been like I wonder
Speaker 2: if she would.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course she would have to, and I felt
Speaker 1: her kind of exit the hand quite quickly, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's so gross. It's so embarrassing for no reason. Like
Speaker 1: I just was like, I got over it quite quickly,
Speaker 1: but I did enough to tell you, to tell Sam,
Speaker 1: and I called another friend to tell her as well.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I find really funny about this?
Speaker 2: Embarrassing for no reason? Sometimes they're just embarrassing for a reason.
Speaker 2: Is that reason enough? I think that's sort of like
Speaker 2: it's sort of embarrassing. It's like mid range, mid to
Speaker 2: low range embarrassment. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think everyone would feel it and go, oh, my
Speaker 1: hands work like you would not because just and even
Speaker 1: though clearly I'm forty three and I haven't pissed on
Speaker 1: my hand, you just automatically want to go it's water.
Speaker 2: It's because it's one of those like being in the
Speaker 2: toilet is just yeah, it's all nasty.
Speaker 1: I have my drink bottle with me for pilates too,
Speaker 1: and I've got one of those big yetty cups, my
Speaker 1: favorite purchase, which I've spoken about, and it's got the
Speaker 1: straw coming out the top, and every time I take
Speaker 1: it into the toilet, I'm like, I have to take
Speaker 1: it in with me, and I'm just like there's other
Speaker 1: people in there, Like I'm getting Wii and poo particles.
Speaker 2: On my straw? Do you have to take it in
Speaker 2: with me?
Speaker 1: Well? I can't just leave it out the front door.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I reckon, that's a better I don't know, illution.
Speaker 1: Or the off the germs for the germs.
Speaker 2: I know, you know it's something embarrassing for no reason.
Speaker 2: That happened to us the other day, Such a small thing.
Speaker 2: Luca had finished his footy game and we're getting the
Speaker 2: car and the car wooden stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: And then people come past and like obviously they're not
Speaker 2: going to talk to me, they're talking to Mark and
Speaker 2: they're like everything all right mate, and it's like that, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm fine, I'm fine. And then it's like is this fine?
Speaker 2: Like and we're all just standing there, yeah.
Speaker 1: Not knowing what to do. Isn't it funny that automatically
Speaker 1: it's to Mark because it's the car, like we go
Speaker 1: that sexist hands down, they would go to the guy
Speaker 1: over a car thing than a girl, and.
Speaker 2: It's a you and he's driving yahi.
Speaker 1: Fair enough, justified? So what happened did you jump a
Speaker 1: start at.
Speaker 2: That's so retro No, well that's what the battery was dead.
Speaker 2: Ah yeah that we had to call someone to bring
Speaker 2: jumper leaves and fucking and even that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, because who I don't have police? Who's
Speaker 1: got them these days?
Speaker 2: Do I? Mark's dad came. Yes.
Speaker 1: I was going to say it would be an older
Speaker 1: person who's got them, for sure. God I remember that
Speaker 1: as a kid. And embarrassing. Also is them having to revert,
Speaker 1: like go around and bring their car total like face
Speaker 1: to face with yours.
Speaker 2: It's like a tension seeking behavior. Everyone is an abnormal
Speaker 2: sight in the car park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. There's a bit of action going on. Also,
Speaker 1: it was Stacy's birthday the other week and I called
Speaker 1: up a florist to send her flowers for her birthday
Speaker 1: and she's like is there a card? Like do you
Speaker 1: have a message? She's embarrassing. Oh, so embarrassing. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: called her on a mobile. It was a mobile number.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, is this a mobile? Can I send
Speaker 1: you through the message? And she's like yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: So because I'm like with Stace, we call each other
Speaker 1: pig and you know, you just say like private jokes
Speaker 1: in messages. I'm like, this is embarrassing to recite out
Speaker 1: to you. I'm going to just text it through to you.
Speaker 2: I would like to publicly put out a call out
Speaker 2: now if anyone that listens is a florist.
Speaker 1: Great job. I would love to be a florist.
Speaker 2: That was my sister's part time job. She worked in
Speaker 2: a florist through school, one of her part time jobs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would love that. I love flowers so much. They
Speaker 2: make me so happy. But you've got to get up
Speaker 2: and go to the markets really really early. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: if you're the owner.
Speaker 1: But she never do that.
Speaker 2: But I want to know the weirdest thing someone's put
Speaker 2: in card. Imagine how much like there'd be beautiful things,
Speaker 2: they'd also be like weird stuff.
Speaker 1: Definitely I reckon. And there'd be so many affairs like
Speaker 1: you'd be able to suss out and sending like and
Speaker 1: then it would be things like, you know, loved last
Speaker 1: night and you just know as a florest were you
Speaker 1: fucked last night? Like it's just the intimacy of writing
Speaker 1: those cards for people. Yes, funny, hey, yeah, I'd be
Speaker 1: sewing to that same.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I was looking through Instagram the other day
Speaker 2: I found a post that is a gold mine for parents.
Speaker 2: Parents of young children, but this mum puts out like,
Speaker 2: give me your most unhinged parenting hacks. Oh great, these
Speaker 2: are fucking genius. Okay, So whenever it's bedtime and they're
Speaker 2: still stuck to Netflix, I changed the language to Greek
Speaker 2: or Polish and tell them they don't understand because they're
Speaker 2: too tired and it's bedtime. Some of this stuff's pretty
Speaker 2: topsy fry, but genius. This is so good. My mum
Speaker 2: used to tell us she was allergic to loud noises,
Speaker 2: so when she was overstimulated, she would say she was
Speaker 2: having an allergic reaction. It worked up until a doctor
Speaker 2: asked me if there were any allergies that ran in
Speaker 2: the frame. Imagine just straight face going I'm allergic to
Speaker 2: our noises and the doctor being, oh, are you fucking joking?
Speaker 2: That is so great.
Speaker 1: I've got to do that with my boys.
Speaker 2: That's so good. Right. My mum told me and my
Speaker 2: brothers that if we hid from her in the clothing
Speaker 2: racks at a store, the employees would take us and
Speaker 2: turn us into a mannequins.
Speaker 1: It's so good, okay, sorry, I snorted. No, occasionally snort.
Speaker 1: Somebody your message and you started snorting. I'm like, I've
Speaker 1: always snorted.
Speaker 2: Hey, let them, Let let them say. Our parents told
Speaker 2: us that whining was illegal in Cape Cod where we
Speaker 2: vacationed in the early two thousands, and when when we
Speaker 2: use sirens, they'd say someone must be whining, and we
Speaker 2: believed them, Like they're just I'm like, how do I
Speaker 2: never think of these things? We used to tell our
Speaker 2: kids that Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy
Speaker 2: had to follow occupational health and safety standards for work
Speaker 2: play safety, so they couldn't come into their room if
Speaker 2: there was a mess because it was a tripping past.
Speaker 1: So this is genius.
Speaker 2: I know. This one is so good. When Mum folded laundry,
Speaker 2: she dumped all the socks on the floor and sat
Speaker 2: us down around them. Whoever got the most pears one?
Speaker 1: Mmmm, that's good.
Speaker 2: But what do you win?
Speaker 1: That's not motivation enough for my kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe it's just you want to be the winner. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I could do that with Arlo and Odie.
Speaker 1: I mean, Odie's little hands are not coordinated enough yet
Speaker 1: to fold socks.
Speaker 2: Or maybe it's a stupid little thing, like you know,
Speaker 2: it's like past the parcel. It's always shit, but you
Speaker 2: just want to win it. You know.
Speaker 1: I could do that with unpacking the dishwasher. Who unpacks
Speaker 1: the most dishes wins.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and then there could be a fight. Hang on,
Speaker 2: you did five? No? I did? Did seven? And then
Speaker 2: it becomes conflicts plain you like, what fuck?
Speaker 1: Unstimulated.
Speaker 2: When my daughter was little, she wanted to say swear words.
Speaker 2: We told her swear words are for adults, but she
Speaker 2: could make up her own swear words for kids. She
Speaker 2: chose Stuart. So then we'll be driving and she'd say,
Speaker 2: this traffic is real, Stuart, that's so fun.
Speaker 1: It's like my friend whose son thinks budge nugget they
Speaker 1: made up budge nugget is the worst swear word.
Speaker 2: You can say. It's genius and that sounds like a
Speaker 2: swear word, doesn't Bunch nugget sounds like a swear.
Speaker 1: Word, Stuart, that's cute.
Speaker 2: My mum hid all my dolls and stuffed animals and
Speaker 2: said they ran away because my room was so dirty,
Speaker 2: And then she sent a postcard from another clean kids
Speaker 2: room that they were there and they were happy there
Speaker 2: so then I cleaned my room and they returned. How
Speaker 2: good is that? Right? And then, as always with these things,
Speaker 2: the real gold is in the comments. Yeah, my mum
Speaker 2: gave different nationalities to vegetables. We all liked lettuce, so
Speaker 2: broccoli became Japanese lettuce, Spinach was Swedish, letters, corgette was
Speaker 2: South African let us, and so on. It worked for us,
Speaker 2: and none of us were peaky eaters.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I told my kids that their eyes changed color
Speaker 2: when they were lying to me. They either looked away
Speaker 2: or posed their eyes when they were being dishonest. Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's brilliant.
Speaker 2: Isn't it. And this is also really beautiful. I think
Speaker 2: if my kids were grumpy getting ready for school, I'd say,
Speaker 2: all right, that's it, it's grumpy day, absolutely no laughing
Speaker 2: or smiling all day, and it'd take them about two
Speaker 2: seconds to start laughing. It worked pretty cute. It's very cute,
Speaker 2: I know. And then and then this is the last one,
Speaker 2: which is also cute. I told my daughter that I
Speaker 2: paid extra for her immunizations and flu shots so that
Speaker 2: her shot wouldn't hurt as much as the other kids
Speaker 2: who were crying in the waiting room worked like a charm,
Speaker 2: and it made me think that when I was a kid, dude,
Speaker 2: I used to get a lot of I still get
Speaker 2: a lot of ear infections as a kid, but not
Speaker 2: in my ear When my piercing.
Speaker 1: Was oh, okay, why don't you take my ears?
Speaker 2: Will always get because I wanted to keep my ear rings.
Speaker 2: I bet you got your youth use when you're about one. No,
Speaker 2: I was eight, okay, and I was like the kid
Speaker 2: that mum would take me like every month, and then
Speaker 2: I'd chicken out and by the ends.
Speaker 1: So scary. I want one now, but I'm too scared.
Speaker 1: It was like, no, I've got heat on it before,
Speaker 1: but i haven't done it in so long, and I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I'm seriously scared. I want more, but I'm too scared.
Speaker 2: Oh so weird. I mean, cushion melburn, we should go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely. I've pushed three babies out, I have an injection,
Speaker 1: I get blood tests all the time, but I'm too
Speaker 1: scared to get another ear ring.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, it's so quick, but it's
Speaker 2: also afterwards leaping, like isn't worth all that effort? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know, but so my ears used to get infected
Speaker 2: a lot. And my auntie had this little bottle of
Speaker 2: stuff that she would that was just like dead ol
Speaker 2: or whatever. But she used to tell me it was
Speaker 2: her magic potion that nobody else had, right, yeah, so
Speaker 2: she would put it on, and psychologically I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 2: that doesn't really hurt at all. My mum then, because
Speaker 2: my mum was like rough as guts, right, and she's like, ah,
Speaker 2: from Annie Diane, I got the special stuff and it
Speaker 2: was in like do you remember when we were kids,
Speaker 2: like the chemist used to give you stuff in It
Speaker 2: was like an amber little bottle with a red lid. No,
Speaker 2: do you remember that? I remember? God, this sounds like
Speaker 2: I'm in the fucking forties to be delivered. But anyway,
Speaker 2: it was the same bottle. So I thought, oh, she
Speaker 2: must have given it to her. And Mom starts putting
Speaker 2: it on my ear and I'm screaming at birds, and
Speaker 2: Mom's like, stop being ridiculous. You know you can deal
Speaker 2: with it when your auntie does it. She looked at
Speaker 2: the label. It was fucking acertone, look, and it was
Speaker 2: still not admitting fault. Just like, okay, look, let's just
Speaker 2: rinse it with some water. Then that's so so funny.
Speaker 2: That is great.
Speaker 1: Now we're doing a lot of our segments today because
Speaker 1: I've got an overrated underrated Because if you're new to
Speaker 1: the pod, mal always like, oh this is a new segment.
Speaker 1: We end up doing it once. But the other day
Speaker 1: I got a for Carture and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: this is an overrated bread.
Speaker 2: I agree. I thought you were gonna say, oh, it's
Speaker 2: so overrated.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just like a for Cartury. They're dry again,
Speaker 1: another dry thing. And I'm like, there's there's a cafe
Speaker 1: that's opened up here that's all for cartures and everyone's
Speaker 1: going bonkers over it, and they're going to meet for
Speaker 1: lunch to have a for Carture. I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: eating for another for carture in my life. It's so overrated.
Speaker 2: The carture was a very luck it was in that
Speaker 2: was huge, fucking funny word for Kochah. What is it?
Speaker 1: Is that Italian?
Speaker 2: Yeah it is? Yeah, I'm not I'm not a fan
Speaker 2: of that either. Don't like it. Do you know what
Speaker 2: I think the best rolls are? You know those Vietnamese
Speaker 2: rolls that they crunch about outside. Yeah, there's hardly any
Speaker 2: bread in Sault, hardly any bread bit too crunched. It
Speaker 2: goes everywhere. What's your perfect bread?
Speaker 1: I reckon it would be like a bait, just a
Speaker 1: Baker's Delight roll, like a white roll from Baker's.
Speaker 2: A white bat roll with a flour on the top.
Speaker 1: I would go the flower yeah, and inside I would
Speaker 1: have salad and a nice bit of ham with some
Speaker 1: mayonnaise and a bit of Dejon mustard and that my
Speaker 1: mum used to make those, and they were they were
Speaker 1: just so epic. Or warm chicken yum, you lost me.
Speaker 1: Warm chicken roll is so amazing, and it's got to
Speaker 1: be white. I don't like a hard out to be honest. Nah,
Speaker 1: that rolls dumb that you like.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I think those BAP rolls, even though I
Speaker 2: like them, you look like a fucking Koch when you finish,
Speaker 2: like white shit all over your nose.
Speaker 1: So fun.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know what I think is overrated.
Speaker 2: I think that share plates and communal eating at restaurants
Speaker 2: is overrated. Fucking you know same. I want my own meal,
Speaker 2: that's all mine. I don't care if you say, hey,
Speaker 2: can I have a try of your whatever? Yeah, it's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're automatically limited to what you're going to eat, because
Speaker 2: what happens is you don't want to take it.
Speaker 1: You don't take too much. I know, I went out
Speaker 1: with girlfriends the other night and it's a share place.
Speaker 1: And you know, if you've never been to a restaurant
Speaker 1: before and don't know much about it, you know it's
Speaker 1: a share type situation. If the way he goes, if
Speaker 1: you guys been here before, and if somebody's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he'll go, well, you know how it works in Oh,
Speaker 1: that is exactly because it's like, it's not straightforward here.
Speaker 1: You share, You get a couple of entrees, a couple
Speaker 1: of manes, and you share. And I also hate it
Speaker 1: because you go, is that enough? Like every time you
Speaker 1: have to ask the waiter if it's enough.
Speaker 2: Yep. I don't like it, and I don't like at
Speaker 2: the end, you might still be hungry and there's only
Speaker 2: a few pieces of lamb left on the plane and
Speaker 2: you're like, no, no, no, honestly, you have it, and
Speaker 2: then it's this debate at the end yeah or even
Speaker 2: and everyone will leave a piece, so then you and
Speaker 2: I end up just grabbing it. And sometimes I end
Speaker 2: up eating too much because my own no one's going to.
Speaker 1: Eat this I'll eat it, you know, because people be like,
Speaker 1: you can't leave the last piece of steak, Who's going
Speaker 1: to have it?
Speaker 2: And I'm also I'm also really awkward to like, I
Speaker 2: will go in to get it, and then I'm hyper
Speaker 2: aware of like everyone watching, Everyone's watching, and I drop
Speaker 2: sheet all over the tablecloth and then it becomes the
Speaker 2: whole thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, something else that's overrated to me. I've moved to Byron,
Speaker 1: which has the most glamorous beaches in the world.
Speaker 2: To me, a beach is overrated. A beach is I
Speaker 2: am with you on all of these today.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just the beach to me, Like the other
Speaker 1: night we went down. Sam takes Odie down to the
Speaker 1: beach a lot of afternoons. But my boys, like, even
Speaker 1: though we've moved here, they're cats. Alo's even said to
Speaker 1: my mum, I'm not a water boy, and I'm like, great,
Speaker 1: so everyone's serfs here except for my boys. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to dunk in the water every day. I
Speaker 1: haven't even dunked in this year. It's criminal, Like it
Speaker 1: is criminal because it makes you feel amazing. I could
Speaker 1: just go down and dip in and out and be
Speaker 1: a ten minute excursion. But I'm like, not the thought
Speaker 1: of it, the sand, everything. But we went down the
Speaker 1: other night and the boys were collecting pippies and it
Speaker 1: was you know, sunset. It was magical and in my head,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm ready to go. Now after ten minutes,
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like that with the b I don't find
Speaker 2: anything enticing about the beach. I think it's beautiful, but
Speaker 2: the sand also, that's not our domain. In that water
Speaker 2: maybe just up to your knees to me wherever, but
Speaker 2: I'm not going out and swimming in the ocean. I
Speaker 2: have my place, no freedom, my place. Animals in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm so scared of sharks. It's insane. Have
Speaker 1: you seen that on Instagram? On a side note, is
Speaker 1: turning into just like a porn harp, Like the stuff
Speaker 1: that is getting through on there at the moment is
Speaker 1: so intense, but they're all sexual stuff, sexual stuff. The
Speaker 1: other day a friend sent me like she sends me
Speaker 1: so much stuff, I'll fold them onto you. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is just getting like people are
Speaker 1: finding sneaky ways are doing it. But also people are
Speaker 1: posting really fucking hectic stuff. There's like a website where
Speaker 1: you post deaths and things like that, but some of
Speaker 1: them are getting through on Instagram. And I've seen two
Speaker 1: shark deaths now on Instagram and it's I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's a person and that person's dead now
Speaker 1: I just watched to get attacked.
Speaker 2: That's got to be like one of the worst.
Speaker 1: Oh, couldn't it be absolutely hideous?
Speaker 2: The awareness of knowing what's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, because you would have you you wouldn't get
Speaker 1: killed straight away.
Speaker 2: You would know.
Speaker 1: It'd be terrifying. You would like as human nature going
Speaker 1: to some form like we had just built, you know how,
Speaker 1: You like, that's my worst nightmare, and then your worst
Speaker 1: nightmare happens and you deal somehow. I feel like something
Speaker 1: would come over us that was like you're going to
Speaker 1: die now, and you just would have some piece with it.
Speaker 2: You'd have to God, I'd hope so. But that would
Speaker 2: be horrible, and I don't I don't think that's irrational either.
Speaker 2: The chance is a slim, but also it can happen.
Speaker 2: That's a real possibility.
Speaker 1: Totally agree. All right, everyone, thank you so much for listening.
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