WEBVTT - The Shithouse Bread Making a Comeback 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:14.000 It's podcast. It's podcast time, podcast time. 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:20.040 Huh. I never know where to go with it other 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:21.360 than hello everybody. 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:23.960 See that's why I start with the song. It's so 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:24.880 awkward to start. 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:26.079 See. 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:29.360 That's where it's just like a crutch. It's on safety zone. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:32.280 Yeah, it's like, can what my coffee is for me 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:33.400 to drink? 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:37.600 Yes, mal constantly is drinking during the podcast. You probably 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.880 often hear a gulp of something at some point. It 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:44.080 smells podcast. It is Mela Monty. Thanks for joining us. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:47.080 If you knew to the party, thank you. We're two girls. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:50.080 We speak endless ship, so you're in for a real, 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:55.720 real high brow treat. Sure to show and tell, So 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.840 Mel I wanted to. I am so sorry. It is 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:01.880 so inconsiderate that I go into topics without your fact. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:04.600 Do you know what we can do to override the 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:08.680 awkwardness that I was just talking about. Maybe you do 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:10.880 your song and then I just say the fact? 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:12.080 Yeah, can you go. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:14.320 For you? 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:16.560 What if people are knew, they'd be like, this is 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:19.960 a weird, weird podcast, how do you do it? Do 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:23.080 we do like singing and then you go fact time 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:25.280 or fact to kick off the pod? 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:28.200 I don't know I'll think of something. 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.120 Think of something. But I do think we need I 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:32.800 love that we always workshop stuff on the actual podcast, 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:35.640 but I think we do need to introduce ourselves because 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:38.600 often your fact does lead into a conversation. And if 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.800 somebody's knew, then they'll go, who are these girls? I 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:42.600 don't know what's going on? Then I guess if they 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.160 choose to listen to the podcast, they do have some idea. 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:49.800 I don't know where what a surprise? We're overthinking it. True, 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.640 you'll never know next time what you're going to get. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.720 Guys like, I'm exciting for you. 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.480 Well, how is this? It's such a stupid little thing. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:02.440 But did you know but if you lose your pinky finger, 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:06.080 you lose fifty percent of your total hand strength. What 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:09.320 isn't that? I think it's like when people say if 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:12.799 you lose your big toe, you can't balance balance. I 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:15.120 think it's the same sort of idea. And when you 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:18.799 think about how much you do use your pinky when 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:21.880 you're doing things like just to even crush your things 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.400 or yeah, so you know when people are like, oh, 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:25.880 well they just lost a finger. 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:29.560 It's always just every single part of our body has 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:33.359 a really important purpose. And you know that when something's 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:36.040 hurting something mine or you're like, I wouldn't think this 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:39.120 would make such an impact on my life, but every 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:42.919 single bit of us makes up the whole thing. Like 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:46.120 it's got to chug perfectly, or the fucking wheels come off. 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.079 I never told you this. This happened the other day. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:50.639 It is the weirdest thing. 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:51.160 You know. 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.560 Sometimes you do something and you think, fuck, I never 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:56.880 realized how harmful that could be. I was sitting on 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.320 the couch and I was itchy on the corner of 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.600 my eye, not the inner corner where the tear duct is, 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:06.639 like the outer corner. And I scratched, but I must 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.280 have got a little bit of my nail, like it 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:09.679 was right right in the corner, a little bit of 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:11.920 the nail in my eye. But it didn't hurt or anything. 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:13.679 I scratched and then all of a sudden, I was like, 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:15.880 I'm blinking, and I'm like, I feel like I've got 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:19.600 something in my eye. Was mird. Fuck. I went and 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.440 had a look in the mirror. It looked like what 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:26.639 I must have torn a bit of I don't even 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:29.160 know if you call it your corner. I don't know 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:29.720 what it is. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:31.480 But the white bit. 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:36.240 I think there's like a clear covering over you know, film, 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.920 like a film. That's exactly what it was. It looked 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:42.560 like there was a loose bit of glad. Do you 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:43.920 know how much I freaked out? 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:45.000 Of course I would have too. 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.720 I was like, oh my god, Oh my god. Mark 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.080 wasn't home, Dom wasn't home. It was just me and Luca. 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:52.080 And then I'm like, oh no, the worst person to 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.840 freak out, So what's wrong? Nothing? Nothing, And then I'm 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:56.920 getting annoyed it's nothing. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:58.200 I said nothing. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:03.800 Anyway. I was so freaked out, and I'm googling. I 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:08.200 start thinking to myself, how much one little movement like 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:10.400 it resolved itself. I put an eyepatch on. 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:13.520 Oh my god in these few days, very dramatic. 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:17.960 Well not really, because my fucking site is something I'm 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:20.719 always scared I'm gonna I've always had a bad eyesight, 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:22.520 so I thought, you know what, I'm just gonna cover it. 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.080 And just because I thought, what if bacteria gets in 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:25.720 there or whatever? 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.040 And so did it heal? 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.800 Yeah? It did. And everything I read was like, it's 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.520 quite incredible, how shit like that can heal itself? Like 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:34.800 you should go to the hospital, which I wasn't gonna do. 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:37.880 But like how your body has this amazing ability to 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:38.960 heal itself as well. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:42.360 Oh totally, I love though how much you freaked out 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:45.240 yet going and getting it properly checked was not the 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:46.560 consideration for you. 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:49.360 This is my thing. I freak out about everything. I 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.120 hate going to the doctor. Yeah, and I hate going 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:54.480 Like the thought of going to the hospital to me 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.120 is like, oh I've had a heart attack. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.840 Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, it was stupid. See I would 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.000 prefer to get things checked out and just sit in 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:06.640 the pool of hectic anxiety and where a fucking eye haatch, 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:10.839 that's what a normal person would do. Or I want 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:12.960 to tell you this story that happened the other day. 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:15.880 It's so mineup, but it's embarrassing. For no reason, it 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:19.400 embarrassed me, so I was. I went to pilates and 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:22.160 I went to the toilets in a separate area than 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.120 the studio. So I went to the toilet and then 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.279 as I was walking back from the toilet and around 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:31.920 the corner, my beautiful pilates instructor was walking out the 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:35.560 other way, so we bumped into each other and she growled, 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:39.280 grabbed my hand and like, you know, as a like, oh, 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.760 we bumped into each other, you know, grabbed my hand 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:43.920 and my hand was wet. 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:47.920 Oh my god. I hope she doesn't listen to the podcast, 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:52.040 given that you have said before there was a time 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:59.040 you had to wipe yourself with your hand in Polares's woman, it's. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:02.200 The same woman because they had run out of toilet 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:03.640 paper to use my hand. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:05.200 Oh my god. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:06.040 Yeah, I get that. 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:08.960 It's the same thing as like if you've walked into 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:13.080 a public toilet and someone's shit in there, Oh, that's you, and. 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.760 Then you yes, yeah, and you want to justify it 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.760 when I told me, yes, oh it stinks in there, 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.760 wasn't me. I told Sam about the wet hand. He's like, 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:24.280 did you say anything? He's like, text her now. I 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:28.839 was like joking, but I'm like, what I wanted to say, 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:31.159 Oh yeah, sorry, my hand's still wet from the toilet. 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:33.360 But I'm like, that's just as bad. She knows I've 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:36.039 used that hand to wipe my mook. 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:40.479 Ah, I know, but it is sort of it's gross. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.440 From her end. It would have been like I wonder 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:43.160 if she would. 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:46.520 Yes, of course she would have to, and I felt 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:49.960 her kind of exit the hand quite quickly, and I'm like, oh, 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:53.120 that's so gross. It's so embarrassing for no reason. Like 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.239 I just was like, I got over it quite quickly, 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:59.000 but I did enough to tell you, to tell Sam, 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:01.080 and I called another friend to tell her as well. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.480 Do you know what I find really funny about this? 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:08.000 Embarrassing for no reason? Sometimes they're just embarrassing for a reason. 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:11.120 Is that reason enough? I think that's sort of like 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.800 it's sort of embarrassing. It's like mid range, mid to 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.480 low range embarrassment. Yeah. 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:20.120 I think everyone would feel it and go, oh, my 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:24.560 hands work like you would not because just and even 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.080 though clearly I'm forty three and I haven't pissed on 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.520 my hand, you just automatically want to go it's water. 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:32.960 It's because it's one of those like being in the 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:35.400 toilet is just yeah, it's all nasty. 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:38.520 I have my drink bottle with me for pilates too, 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.880 and I've got one of those big yetty cups, my 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.200 favorite purchase, which I've spoken about, and it's got the 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:45.400 straw coming out the top, and every time I take 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:49.080 it into the toilet, I'm like, I have to take 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:50.880 it in with me, and I'm just like there's other 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:55.280 people in there, Like I'm getting Wii and poo particles. 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.240 On my straw? Do you have to take it in 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:57.480 with me? 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.560 Well? I can't just leave it out the front door. 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:00.400 That's weird. 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:05.200 I don't know. I reckon, that's a better I don't know, illution. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.880 Or the off the germs for the germs. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:10.800 I know, you know it's something embarrassing for no reason. 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.560 That happened to us the other day, Such a small thing. 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:16.720 Luca had finished his footy game and we're getting the 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:18.280 car and the car wooden stuff. 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.440 Oh yeah, it's embarrassing. 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:23.160 And then people come past and like obviously they're not 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:24.520 going to talk to me, they're talking to Mark and 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.800 they're like everything all right mate, and it's like that, yeah, no, no, 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:31.520 I'm fine, I'm fine. And then it's like is this fine? 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.280 Like and we're all just standing there, yeah. 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.880 Not knowing what to do. Isn't it funny that automatically 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:39.400 it's to Mark because it's the car, like we go 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:42.079 that sexist hands down, they would go to the guy 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:43.880 over a car thing than a girl, and. 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.200 It's a you and he's driving yahi. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:49.040 Fair enough, justified? So what happened did you jump a 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:49.559 start at. 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:53.240 That's so retro No, well that's what the battery was dead. 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.560 Ah yeah that we had to call someone to bring 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:58.000 jumper leaves and fucking and even that's embarrassing. 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.840 Oh I know, because who I don't have police? Who's 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:02.080 got them these days? 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.839 Do I? Mark's dad came. Yes. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:06.240 I was going to say it would be an older 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.880 person who's got them, for sure. God I remember that 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:12.959 as a kid. And embarrassing. Also is them having to revert, 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:16.240 like go around and bring their car total like face 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:17.400 to face with yours. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:23.640 It's like a tension seeking behavior. Everyone is an abnormal 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:24.960 sight in the car park. 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:28.199 Yeah, totally. There's a bit of action going on. Also, 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:31.080 it was Stacy's birthday the other week and I called 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.199 up a florist to send her flowers for her birthday 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.679 and she's like is there a card? Like do you 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:41.079 have a message? She's embarrassing. Oh, so embarrassing. Anyway, I 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.560 called her on a mobile. It was a mobile number. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.320 I said, oh, is this a mobile? Can I send 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:47.960 you through the message? And she's like yeah, that's fine. 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:51.439 So because I'm like with Stace, we call each other 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:55.199 pig and you know, you just say like private jokes 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:58.680 in messages. I'm like, this is embarrassing to recite out 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:01.360 to you. I'm going to just text it through to you. 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:05.360 I would like to publicly put out a call out 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:08.120 now if anyone that listens is a florist. 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.400 Great job. I would love to be a florist. 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:12.880 That was my sister's part time job. She worked in 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.640 a florist through school, one of her part time jobs. Yeah, 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:19.280 I would love that. I love flowers so much. They 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.640 make me so happy. But you've got to get up 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:25.480 and go to the markets really really early. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:26.240 if you're the owner. 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:27.400 But she never do that. 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:31.480 But I want to know the weirdest thing someone's put 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:35.760 in card. Imagine how much like there'd be beautiful things, 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.920 they'd also be like weird stuff. 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:42.679 Definitely I reckon. And there'd be so many affairs like 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:47.280 you'd be able to suss out and sending like and 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.880 then it would be things like, you know, loved last 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:51.679 night and you just know as a florest were you 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:55.360 fucked last night? Like it's just the intimacy of writing 0:10:55.440 --> 0:11:00.760 those cards for people. Yes, funny, hey, yeah, I'd be 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:02.280 sewing to that same. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.400 Okay, So I was looking through Instagram the other day 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:14.319 I found a post that is a gold mine for parents. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:19.079 Parents of young children, but this mum puts out like, 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:23.640 give me your most unhinged parenting hacks. Oh great, these 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:28.600 are fucking genius. Okay, So whenever it's bedtime and they're 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:32.199 still stuck to Netflix, I changed the language to Greek 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:35.080 or Polish and tell them they don't understand because they're 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:39.360 too tired and it's bedtime. Some of this stuff's pretty 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:46.400 topsy fry, but genius. This is so good. My mum 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:49.400 used to tell us she was allergic to loud noises, 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:52.319 so when she was overstimulated, she would say she was 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:56.480 having an allergic reaction. It worked up until a doctor 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:58.439 asked me if there were any allergies that ran in 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:03.719 the frame. Imagine just straight face going I'm allergic to 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:06.640 our noises and the doctor being, oh, are you fucking joking? 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:08.319 That is so great. 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:10.000 I've got to do that with my boys. 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:12.880 That's so good. Right. My mum told me and my 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.200 brothers that if we hid from her in the clothing 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.040 racks at a store, the employees would take us and 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:19.440 turn us into a mannequins. 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:27.439 It's so good, okay, sorry, I snorted. No, occasionally snort. 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:29.920 Somebody your message and you started snorting. I'm like, I've 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:30.640 always snorted. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:35.760 Hey, let them, Let let them say. Our parents told 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:38.880 us that whining was illegal in Cape Cod where we 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:42.240 vacationed in the early two thousands, and when when we 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:46.480 use sirens, they'd say someone must be whining, and we 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:51.120 believed them, Like they're just I'm like, how do I 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.600 never think of these things? We used to tell our 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.400 kids that Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:59.920 had to follow occupational health and safety standards for work 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.640 play safety, so they couldn't come into their room if 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:04.760 there was a mess because it was a tripping past. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:07.920 So this is genius. 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:12.240 I know. This one is so good. When Mum folded laundry, 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.880 she dumped all the socks on the floor and sat 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:18.360 us down around them. Whoever got the most pears one? 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:20.080 Mmmm, that's good. 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:20.839 But what do you win? 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:22.880 That's not motivation enough for my kids. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.240 Yeah, but maybe it's just you want to be the winner. Yeah. 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:28.320 I think I could do that with Arlo and Odie. 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.560 I mean, Odie's little hands are not coordinated enough yet 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:33.440 to fold socks. 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:35.920 Or maybe it's a stupid little thing, like you know, 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:38.559 it's like past the parcel. It's always shit, but you 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:39.920 just want to win it. You know. 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:43.080 I could do that with unpacking the dishwasher. Who unpacks 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:44.680 the most dishes wins. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:48.000 Yes, yes, and then there could be a fight. Hang on, 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:50.640 you did five? No? I did? Did seven? And then 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.400 it becomes conflicts plain you like, what fuck? 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:54.680 Unstimulated. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.880 When my daughter was little, she wanted to say swear words. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.160 We told her swear words are for adults, but she 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:05.160 could make up her own swear words for kids. She 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:08.360 chose Stuart. So then we'll be driving and she'd say, 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:11.440 this traffic is real, Stuart, that's so fun. 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.000 It's like my friend whose son thinks budge nugget they 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.280 made up budge nugget is the worst swear word. 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:18.719 You can say. It's genius and that sounds like a 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.200 swear word, doesn't Bunch nugget sounds like a swear. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:22.640 Word, Stuart, that's cute. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.760 My mum hid all my dolls and stuffed animals and 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.480 said they ran away because my room was so dirty, 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:32.040 And then she sent a postcard from another clean kids 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:36.600 room that they were there and they were happy there 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:42.080 so then I cleaned my room and they returned. How 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:45.560 good is that? Right? And then, as always with these things, 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:49.880 the real gold is in the comments. Yeah, my mum 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:54.400 gave different nationalities to vegetables. We all liked lettuce, so 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:59.120 broccoli became Japanese lettuce, Spinach was Swedish, letters, corgette was 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:02.040 South African let us, and so on. It worked for us, 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:03.760 and none of us were peaky eaters. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:05.080 Oh my god. 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:10.160 Yeah. I told my kids that their eyes changed color 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.600 when they were lying to me. They either looked away 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.160 or posed their eyes when they were being dishonest. Wow. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:20.680 Wow, that's brilliant. 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:24.160 Isn't it. And this is also really beautiful. I think 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:27.640 if my kids were grumpy getting ready for school, I'd say, 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.760 all right, that's it, it's grumpy day, absolutely no laughing 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:33.600 or smiling all day, and it'd take them about two 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:37.520 seconds to start laughing. It worked pretty cute. It's very cute, 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.800 I know. And then and then this is the last one, 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:43.960 which is also cute. I told my daughter that I 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:47.960 paid extra for her immunizations and flu shots so that 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.440 her shot wouldn't hurt as much as the other kids 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.360 who were crying in the waiting room worked like a charm, 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:56.560 and it made me think that when I was a kid, dude, 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.160 I used to get a lot of I still get 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.200 a lot of ear infections as a kid, but not 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:03.760 in my ear When my piercing. 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:06.240 Was oh, okay, why don't you take my ears? 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.720 Will always get because I wanted to keep my ear rings. 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:12.840 I bet you got your youth use when you're about one. No, 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:16.240 I was eight, okay, and I was like the kid 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:19.200 that mum would take me like every month, and then 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.480 I'd chicken out and by the ends. 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:23.640 So scary. I want one now, but I'm too scared. 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:26.480 It was like, no, I've got heat on it before, 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.560 but i haven't done it in so long, and I'm scared. 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:32.600 I'm seriously scared. I want more, but I'm too scared. 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:35.960 Oh so weird. I mean, cushion melburn, we should go. 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:39.440 Yeah, definitely. I've pushed three babies out, I have an injection, 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:42.440 I get blood tests all the time, but I'm too 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.120 scared to get another ear ring. 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.400 I was going to say, it's so quick, but it's 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:52.360 also afterwards leaping, like isn't worth all that effort? Yeah? 0:16:52.640 --> 0:16:55.680 You know, but so my ears used to get infected 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:58.760 a lot. And my auntie had this little bottle of 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.680 stuff that she would that was just like dead ol 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:03.360 or whatever. But she used to tell me it was 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:06.800 her magic potion that nobody else had, right, yeah, so 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.119 she would put it on, and psychologically I was like, oh, no, 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:13.080 that doesn't really hurt at all. My mum then, because 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:15.960 my mum was like rough as guts, right, and she's like, ah, 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.040 from Annie Diane, I got the special stuff and it 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.479 was in like do you remember when we were kids, 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:25.359 like the chemist used to give you stuff in It 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.920 was like an amber little bottle with a red lid. No, 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:31.879 do you remember that? I remember? God, this sounds like 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:37.200 I'm in the fucking forties to be delivered. But anyway, 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:40.520 it was the same bottle. So I thought, oh, she 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:42.960 must have given it to her. And Mom starts putting 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:46.080 it on my ear and I'm screaming at birds, and 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:48.440 Mom's like, stop being ridiculous. You know you can deal 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:50.280 with it when your auntie does it. She looked at 0:17:50.320 --> 0:18:00.800 the label. It was fucking acertone, look, and it was 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:03.560 still not admitting fault. Just like, okay, look, let's just 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:08.679 rinse it with some water. Then that's so so funny. 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:09.760 That is great. 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:13.320 Now we're doing a lot of our segments today because 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:16.520 I've got an overrated underrated Because if you're new to 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:18.720 the pod, mal always like, oh this is a new segment. 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:22.080 We end up doing it once. But the other day 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:26.320 I got a for Carture and I was like, fuck, 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:27.760 this is an overrated bread. 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:31.080 I agree. I thought you were gonna say, oh, it's 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:32.440 so overrated. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:37.520 Oh, I just like a for Cartury. They're dry again, 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:41.879 another dry thing. And I'm like, there's there's a cafe 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:44.680 that's opened up here that's all for cartures and everyone's 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:47.359 going bonkers over it, and they're going to meet for 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:50.320 lunch to have a for Carture. I'm like, I'm not 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:54.040 eating for another for carture in my life. It's so overrated. 0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:58.480 The carture was a very luck it was in that 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:04.600 was huge, fucking funny word for Kochah. What is it? 0:19:04.800 --> 0:19:05.520 Is that Italian? 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:08.040 Yeah it is? Yeah, I'm not I'm not a fan 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:09.440 of that either. Don't like it. Do you know what 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:12.600 I think the best rolls are? You know those Vietnamese 0:19:12.720 --> 0:19:17.240 rolls that they crunch about outside. Yeah, there's hardly any 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:19.800 bread in Sault, hardly any bread bit too crunched. It 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.240 goes everywhere. What's your perfect bread? 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:25.680 I reckon it would be like a bait, just a 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:29.359 Baker's Delight roll, like a white roll from Baker's. 0:19:29.600 --> 0:19:32.080 A white bat roll with a flour on the top. 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:34.720 I would go the flower yeah, and inside I would 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:38.359 have salad and a nice bit of ham with some 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:43.080 mayonnaise and a bit of Dejon mustard and that my 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:45.199 mum used to make those, and they were they were 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:50.320 just so epic. Or warm chicken yum, you lost me. 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:54.119 Warm chicken roll is so amazing, and it's got to 0:19:54.160 --> 0:19:58.119 be white. I don't like a hard out to be honest. Nah, 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:00.240 that rolls dumb that you like. 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:03.399 Oh well, I think those BAP rolls, even though I 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:06.440