WEBVTT - Adelaide Women Marries Her Best Friend's Ex!

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<v Speaker 1>We got gety Morning every day, Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>My really Chatt's chat. It is so time for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Well at this point you can leave and go to

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<v Speaker 2>the bar and buy us a bottle of champagne or

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<v Speaker 2>this this is chick chat. This is the stuff that

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<v Speaker 2>usked Gowls like to talk about off air. And you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, damn it, we're bringing it on air. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got news reader Abby we single this week or okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not. Are you seeing anyone or seeing multiple people?

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<v Speaker 2>The limit does not exist? Okay, all right, and we've

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<v Speaker 2>and we've also got producer Zoe Zoey your single.

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<v Speaker 3>I am very career driven, Yes i am. That's the focus.

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<v Speaker 2>Gorgeous little twenty something, aren't you? Thank you, and we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to do first you for stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a bit of a conversation with some of

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<v Speaker 4>my girlfriends over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Sold and beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well sort of.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a bit of a one of Okay, i'll

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<v Speaker 4>paint you the picture. One of my girlfriends and I

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<v Speaker 4>have dated a couple of the same fokes. Right, her

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<v Speaker 4>current boyfriend, who she's been with for nearly a year,

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<v Speaker 4>I dated about six months before they got.

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<v Speaker 6>Together outdated like owdated.

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<v Speaker 3>Like one night dated.

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<v Speaker 4>And this came to light in front of some of

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<v Speaker 4>the other girls on the weekend, and they went, excuse

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<v Speaker 4>me very much, and they thought it was absolutely bizarre

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<v Speaker 4>that Ella and I have seen the same person.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's no feels all right about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're both completely fine. We're both completely fine. But

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<v Speaker 4>it was a big conversation with our friends because we went. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>is off limits to date hook up with your girlfriend's exes,

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<v Speaker 4>in my argument, only if there are feelings involved. So

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't have feelings for her current boyfriends, so I

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<v Speaker 4>don't mind that they're together now, right, whereas if she

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<v Speaker 4>was dating my recent ex, I'd have something to say

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<v Speaker 4>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>But isn't it a little bit weird when all three

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<v Speaker 2>of you are together?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's actually not.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's I get I get that it seems weird,

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<v Speaker 4>and everyone on the weekend was going, what on earth

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<v Speaker 4>that is incredibly weird?

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<v Speaker 3>But to me it's not. So I'm interested what you

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<v Speaker 3>two think.

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<v Speaker 7>Look, well, I come from a family where my dad

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<v Speaker 7>dated my auntie only the once before.

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<v Speaker 2>Going out with my mum wasn't a one night thing.

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<v Speaker 7>I just want to add also my sister her first

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<v Speaker 7>or her second boyfriend, the same thing happened. I guess

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<v Speaker 7>they say, one man's or one woman's trash is another

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<v Speaker 7>woman's treasure.

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<v Speaker 5>Whoa Zoe's saying.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I'm not No, he's a great friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that was well.

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<v Speaker 7>So I'm coming to the point where it's adelaide number

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<v Speaker 7>one and number two, Like I'm at the point now

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<v Speaker 7>I'm thinking I'm waiting for someone to.

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<v Speaker 2>Divorce so that I.

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<v Speaker 3>Get a trained one after and.

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<v Speaker 6>Get a trained one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so I guess, yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 7>If there's not really any feelings evolved and it was

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<v Speaker 7>only a one night date, then fine.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think Joe's okay, there's no such thing

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<v Speaker 2>as a one night date. By the way, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>grow up. I think you know, if you genuinely care

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<v Speaker 2>about your friend and you want them to be happy

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<v Speaker 2>and they find happiness to someone, you've been with them,

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<v Speaker 2>so absolutely, but you must look at Ella and go,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy you're look at you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>They're so great together and we're all such great friends still.

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<v Speaker 4>But one of the other girls was absolutely not and

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<v Speaker 4>she said, for the record, anyone I've ever hooked up with,

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<v Speaker 4>no matter how long, for who it was off limits.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't put DIBs on people. You can't put DIBs

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<v Speaker 2>on other human beings. You don't have property, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>own them, you don't have a right just because you've

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<v Speaker 2>been with them to say none of my friends can

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<v Speaker 2>go true.

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess is that weird unless in that particular

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<v Speaker 1>date something outrageous happened.

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<v Speaker 5>If you know, Yeah, it was like, hey, you know

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<v Speaker 5>when we had the date and I wore that dress

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<v Speaker 5>and I I barked for you like a dog. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>we have nothing crazy, I did it? Yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>because that could be there, that could be I.

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<v Speaker 3>Get what you're mean. Yeah, I'm picking up what you're

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<v Speaker 3>putting down.

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<v Speaker 8>Definitely, don't it got weird?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>This is why if we don't involve you in Oh god, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's do this thirteen twenty four ten. Is dating your

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<v Speaker 2>friend's ex off limits? You should have stated them farm

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<v Speaker 2>let's go to Joan. Have you been in this situation?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, so I have.

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<v Speaker 10>I have a best friend of you know, sort of

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<v Speaker 10>from my early teens, and then when I was at

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<v Speaker 10>eighteen nineteen, I was with the guy that we ended

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<v Speaker 10>up getting engaged and we lived together and everything like that,

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<v Speaker 10>and he treated to be pretty bad towards the end

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<v Speaker 10>of that relationship, and this girlfriend that was my best

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<v Speaker 10>friend at the time, they hated each other back. And

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<v Speaker 10>then twenty five thirty years later, we came across him

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<v Speaker 10>when we were out for dinner one night, and two

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<v Speaker 10>days later she said that he'd contacted her and asked

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<v Speaker 10>her out for dinner, and I said, oh, look, go go.

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<v Speaker 10>You know, I thought out your differences from all those

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<v Speaker 10>years ago whatever, you know. And next thing, they got

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<v Speaker 10>together and we're moving in and everything like that, and

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<v Speaker 10>we had a massive fight and I said, you just

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<v Speaker 10>don't go there, and she said, oh, can't I be happy?

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<v Speaker 9>You know, he's wonderful blah blah blahlahlah.

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<v Speaker 10>And I said, don't you remember what things were like?

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<v Speaker 10>And she doesn't, you know sort of thing, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 10>it's just about destroyed our lifelong friendship anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and so she's still with him now.

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<v Speaker 10>No, No, it all went bad after a couple of years.

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<v Speaker 10>He was very controlling, and yeah, I pretty much had

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<v Speaker 10>very little contact with her a couple of years that

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<v Speaker 10>they were together, and their relationship, our friendship is still

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<v Speaker 10>a little bit strained, but you know we're still you know,

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<v Speaker 10>pretty good friends. So we survived it. People, it was

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<v Speaker 10>him and just yeah, the one person in my life

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<v Speaker 10>that would have been the worst person will for her

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<v Speaker 10>to get with, and she got with him.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I told you so.

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<v Speaker 2>Moment there, Let's go to Chloe. Have you been in

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<v Speaker 2>the situation? Have you hooked up with your friends X?

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<v Speaker 9>No other way around. I was best best friends with

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<v Speaker 9>the girl. Basically lives at each other's houses, you know,

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<v Speaker 9>had each other's password to each other's phones. Was at

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<v Speaker 9>her house one day, got onto her phone, snapped out

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<v Speaker 9>message book stops up. It's from my ex and I've

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<v Speaker 9>just scrolled through hundreds of messages and photos of them

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<v Speaker 9>hanging out behind my back, just seen them hanging out

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<v Speaker 9>with his friends and all of that whatever else. So

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<v Speaker 9>I basically said, look very amazable. I said, I have

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<v Speaker 9>to go. I'll see it later. She didn't have any idea,

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<v Speaker 9>but I've left her phone open with all the messages

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<v Speaker 9>on her bed, so she exactly knew what I had

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<v Speaker 9>seen a couple months ago. By day break out, he

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<v Speaker 9>messages me and goes, oh, I was really you know,

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<v Speaker 9>like hurting over you and to make you jealous.

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<v Speaker 10>But can we get back together?

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<v Speaker 11>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wow, you didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>You didn't get back with him, did you?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 8>And you're not friends?

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<v Speaker 9>Definitely not.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I'm sorry that happened to you, Chloe.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not pleasant when you stumble on messages like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Aila, good morning, good morning. Okay, has

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<v Speaker 2>this happened to you or you've done it to someone else?

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<v Speaker 12>It happened to me, actually, and I'm absolutely fine with it.

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<v Speaker 12>When I was in high school, I dated someone.

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<v Speaker 2>We ended.

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<v Speaker 12>It was like very mature, and that's now my best

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<v Speaker 12>friend's fiance.

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<v Speaker 8>Whoa, And you're all good with it?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 12>I mean like, you know what, six years later, we're fine,

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<v Speaker 12>Like we were all a good friendship group and then

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<v Speaker 12>were you all went off and did our own thing?

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<v Speaker 10>And yeah, no, it's absolutely fine.

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<v Speaker 5>So were you hang on first friend's fiance so they're

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<v Speaker 5>not married yet?

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<v Speaker 12>No, they're not married yet. They get married and next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you the maid of honor?

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<v Speaker 10>I am?

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<v Speaker 11>I love that?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, but no, we're all like, we're all really good friends.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's fine.

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<v Speaker 5>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it just sharing boyfriends? Why not one more Jennifer,

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<v Speaker 2>what's happened?

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<v Speaker 13>All right? So it wasn't a shaving story. But my

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<v Speaker 13>friends was from the country and she came to Adelaie

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<v Speaker 13>to meet up with this guy and she has been

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<v Speaker 13>talking to one Tinder and she just thought he was

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<v Speaker 13>being a bit sketchy. But like they talk on the

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<v Speaker 13>phone for like an hour every night. And I came

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<v Speaker 13>with her into the city and he stood her up.

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<v Speaker 13>So we went out and party. They had a great night.

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<v Speaker 13>And then about one and a half two weeks later, like.

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<v Speaker 9>I met this new guy and moved him with him

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<v Speaker 9>and came over and it was.

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<v Speaker 12>The same guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wowie, And so did you find out why he

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<v Speaker 2>stood her up?

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<v Speaker 11>In the end?

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<v Speaker 12>Apparently he was into state but.

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<v Speaker 5>Bit of perspect to the corner.

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<v Speaker 9>But I'm still with him now than five years and

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<v Speaker 9>I just hung out with her on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 7>So I think.

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<v Speaker 12>I think it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Feelings nice water on the bridge, perfect, Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>are they ever feelings involved on Tinder?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, sort of starts.

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<v Speaker 1>If you do get feelings from Tinder, well done places.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's what it's there for.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's the main primary objective is it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much, Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 5>Some very good stories.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy stories, not mean that I can relate to, because

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<v Speaker 1>the first person I met and fell in love with, of.

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<v Speaker 14>Course was.

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<v Speaker 8>Me too, only it was great.

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<v Speaker 6>The lions wolves say different, hazy.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, excuse me very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, I think he's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>What's These are the three stories that you need to

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<v Speaker 2>know to take into your day so you can sound

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<v Speaker 2>informed and educated around the water cooler class a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit later, go on, Abby.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, we've had a bumper Easter weekend. We had one

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<v Speaker 7>hundred and fifty thousand people through the gates at Adelaide

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<v Speaker 7>Airport and now we're gearing up for gather Round. So

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<v Speaker 7>obviously all eighteen teams from the AFL will come to

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<v Speaker 7>South Australia and we'll play next weekend, but it all

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<v Speaker 7>starts tonight at the Entertainment Center. There's the gather Round Spectacular,

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<v Speaker 7>which is Eddie McGuire and the Footy Show Team Crows

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<v Speaker 7>and Power Stars including Connor, Rosie, Joshun Shelley, Isaac Rankin

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<v Speaker 7>and Charlie Dixon will all be there. But of course

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<v Speaker 7>Delta Delta Good Drugs it's the foing, so we don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>We don't have confirmation yet whether she's flying her jet

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<v Speaker 7>in herself from the islands up in Queensland, so we'll

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<v Speaker 7>just wait and see that that what was that.

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<v Speaker 8>Movie called, you're you called it Born to Fly, but

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<v Speaker 8>it's not what.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it called. We'll find it anyway.

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<v Speaker 7>It's on Netflix, go and do yourself favor. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>so huge everything's happening for gather around thishear year. Obviously

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<v Speaker 7>it's the second year. They've had a little bit more

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<v Speaker 7>time to organize things. So there's things going on everywhere.

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<v Speaker 7>The Flying Fox across or not flying Fox, but the

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<v Speaker 7>flying whatever it's called. Let's go, Flying Fox is back

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<v Speaker 7>again and going across the torrens. So a family friend

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<v Speaker 7>of mine she's behind that. So she's here in her

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<v Speaker 7>high vision making sure that's getting done properly.

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<v Speaker 8>Fighting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>In the air. That's right.

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<v Speaker 5>That's good, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great?

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<v Speaker 5>You guys reviewed it quite harshly. I thought it was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 8>Delga can do no wrong in your eyes.

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<v Speaker 5>You absolutely cannot. News here we go.

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<v Speaker 8>All the big news over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>But Tasmanian Jack Jumpers win the NBL Championship for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time in making history. Went down to the wire,

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<v Speaker 2>went down to Game five, and it was everything that

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<v Speaker 2>it should have been in terms of a final, Like

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<v Speaker 2>the lead changed again and again and again, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Delavadova had a hail Mary from just over halfway to

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<v Speaker 2>try and win it, and I thought that was going

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<v Speaker 2>to go in.

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<v Speaker 8>I thought it was going to go in.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was going to be Jack Murvey in

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<v Speaker 2>reverse and they were going to snatch the victory. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just amazing scenes. And the coach is just he just

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<v Speaker 2>seems like the most gorgeous man. And he did a

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<v Speaker 2>little interview with Corey Homicide Williams have a listened.

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<v Speaker 15>The biggest moment for me in sports was making the NBA,

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<v Speaker 15>when everyone said there's no way you can make the NBA.

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<v Speaker 15>That was the moment for me. But this is really

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<v Speaker 15>the moment for my life. Hopefully creating a legacy here

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<v Speaker 15>for myself before my family and just the people here

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<v Speaker 15>at Tasmania, to inspire the state in the way that

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<v Speaker 15>we have. That's gratifying enough.

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<v Speaker 1>She's how beautifully timely for the Tasmania Knights to get

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<v Speaker 1>a little Mball Championship the back of the announcement of

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<v Speaker 1>the AFL team kicking Goalsania just going right.

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<v Speaker 8>Off down there, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>That was Scott Roth of course, and there was a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of to and fro We spoke about it on

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<v Speaker 2>this show with Dean Bickerman, the coach of Melbourne United,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were sort of going each other and then

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, oh, you're going to pull out you defend

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<v Speaker 2>the Island card and there was a bit of narkiness

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<v Speaker 2>and they hugged and cried at the end, both of them.

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<v Speaker 8>Both coaches.

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<v Speaker 5>It's all theater.

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<v Speaker 8>No it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>You're saying it's not genuine.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm saying it's also in the They sort of

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<v Speaker 1>probably get caught up in they're pre high, but at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the day they're all sort of sporting poorers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Vickim has had a good run too, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>continue to have a good run as well. Melbourne could

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<v Speaker 1>win next year.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the thing. No one wanted to see Melbourne

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<v Speaker 2>United win. They've won three out of the last six seasons.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone wanted Tazzy to get up your classic under dog's

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew Hages big time, so it was.

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<v Speaker 5>Like that's where you could recruit the rest.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the nation and say, look, if you're not from Tasmania,

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<v Speaker 1>hey jump on board and we'll just go up against Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 5>It was good. Doesn't it all up?

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<v Speaker 8>Susie?

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<v Speaker 5>I tell you jack, japers are flying your Brisbane lines

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<v Speaker 5>are not.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we speaking zero and three.

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<v Speaker 1>So in short thirteen twenty fourteen, when have you've been

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<v Speaker 1>an absolute dirt.

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<v Speaker 5>And got done for it? So this is exactly what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>A wass a group of players that went over there,

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<v Speaker 1>all sorts of different profiles too, by the way, some

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<v Speaker 1>of the absolute big dogs, and a particular conversation was

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<v Speaker 1>had on WhatsApp that's been uploaded to the cloud and

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<v Speaker 1>of course that's made its way back to Australia. One

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<v Speaker 1>of the partners of the Dirty Birds has seen the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation spread it amongst all the other wags. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>now they are in absolute crisis control. Held a meeting

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<v Speaker 1>last Friday they try and sort it out. They're all

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<v Speaker 1>saying no, no, no, no, all good or good.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There's probably a whole bunch of single blokes running around

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<v Speaker 1>there trying to get a kick.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I read this morning that one of them flew

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<v Speaker 2>to Vegas very much in a relationship and flew home single.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah so this is oh my god, the cloud, the cloud.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand any of it. And this poor were

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<v Speaker 2>not poor bloke, but he's probably just having this conversation

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<v Speaker 2>on what's app How do you accidentally upload that to

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<v Speaker 2>the cloud? So your wife or your partner's back at home, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, who spot on, Joe? So think about the poor

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<v Speaker 1>footballs in the situation way. I mean, they're just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to unwind Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying from a technology point of view, I.

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<v Speaker 7>Feel sorry for them because fags would be so disappointed

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<v Speaker 7>and like everyone's dad. And if you if he was

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<v Speaker 7>like I'm not angriam just disappointed, or you'd be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 7>I'll retire.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in vague.

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<v Speaker 2>No it doesn't. I learned that the hard way too.

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<v Speaker 2>But I also think they need to be a bit

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<v Speaker 2>transparent because if something has gone on, they probably need

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<v Speaker 2>to get on the front foot and not do what

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<v Speaker 2>the Crows did in a couple of years ago when

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<v Speaker 2>there was a bit that went on, they swept it

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<v Speaker 2>under the what they do.

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<v Speaker 5>He always comes back to the camp for you, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying you'll be a little bit open and

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<v Speaker 2>honest in these situations. If there's rumbles and if there's tension,

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<v Speaker 2>if there's no friction in the group, then let everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Know on they're professionals. Like it hasn't stemmed on the

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<v Speaker 1>football field. Oh that's right, they're zero and three. That's

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<v Speaker 1>your post at Snooze News.

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<v Speaker 5>Joe's Would I say this word? And what sort of

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<v Speaker 5>reaction do you think?

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<v Speaker 11>I get?

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<v Speaker 5>Toddlers?

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<v Speaker 7>What?

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<v Speaker 5>What's wrong with toddlers? Beautiful little creatures?

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<v Speaker 2>They are psychopaths?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So look, if you have a toddler, you know exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what we're talking about. If you don't have a toddler,

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<v Speaker 1>you've seen people with toddlers, and you know exactly what.

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<v Speaker 5>We're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>They make no sense.

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<v Speaker 5>They make no sense. They don't know that they make

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<v Speaker 5>no sense. That's probably the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>They think they're making complete sense, but they just go

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<v Speaker 1>around in circles and make you tear your hair.

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<v Speaker 5>And that's why I am balding so aggressively.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happened?

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<v Speaker 5>What about this one?

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<v Speaker 1>One woman has aired her frustrations online after her friend

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<v Speaker 1>insisted on bringing her five year old daughter to an

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<v Speaker 1>adult's only birthday dinner. Nothing on toward, just a genuine

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<v Speaker 1>adults only dinner where they were going to have a

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<v Speaker 1>few drinks, get a little bit tipsy, you just go

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<v Speaker 1>into a private, little function room. So this woman jumped

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<v Speaker 1>on to radit that's where you go to air your

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<v Speaker 1>stuff and posted a threat to the am I a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of an a hole. Oh yeah, sort of section,

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<v Speaker 1>just to get some feedback. She wrote, My husband and

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<v Speaker 1>I have a three year old butts, we're hiring a

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<v Speaker 1>babysitter for the night. My other friend, whose name is

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<v Speaker 1>Missy we can only assume it's Missy Higgins, by the way.

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<v Speaker 5>Has a five year old daughter. She mentioned she was

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<v Speaker 5>going to bring her.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to pay my babysit extra to watch her daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>but Missy said no because her daughter is in daycare

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<v Speaker 1>all day and she doesn't want her to have to

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<v Speaker 1>be in there with a sitter, so she's bringing her.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 12>No, no, no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 2>If she's in daycare all day, the kid would be exhausted.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you drag her out of the house to

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<v Speaker 2>an adult's only dinner. That's stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good point, she said to Missy. I understand, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's appropriate for you to come. So

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<v Speaker 1>she continued to say that the conversation got a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit rowdy because Missy obviously said, no, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>is appropriate for my five year old psychopathic daughter to

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<v Speaker 1>come in amongst all of these adults. So imagine a

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<v Speaker 1>genuine catch up with friends in a private function room

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<v Speaker 1>at a hotel I don't know, like the Kent Town hotel.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, and then one of your friends brings their five

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<v Speaker 5>No thanks, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>It's not gonna work as Yeah, I'll give that a

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<v Speaker 8>hard pass.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, imagine bringing your little lord to harper situations. Not

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<v Speaker 5>that I mean, she's as bad as it gets.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so she's fine, she's actually one of the good ones.

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<v Speaker 1>On the weekend, twice twice we tried to go out

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<v Speaker 1>for breakfast, and twice we were unable to go because

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<v Speaker 1>one of my children decided to crack an absolute melt down.

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<v Speaker 8>Can I hazard a guess? It was Lotty, wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't Lotty?

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<v Speaker 10>What it was?

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<v Speaker 5>Not Lotty?

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<v Speaker 1>And Lotty could sense that stuff is going on as well,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was just sort of in the background in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner with a big grin on her face.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so she should have been stee like, is that

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<v Speaker 5>Is that what I look like when I do this?

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<v Speaker 8>And it's like, how satisfying is it when you're not

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<v Speaker 8>the worst one in the family for once?

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<v Speaker 2>I love that feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but also it's such a competition, so she'll probably

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<v Speaker 1>try and outdo Henry next time.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 11>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>There's two types of people in this world. Those were

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<v Speaker 1>toddlers and those without. And please those without just bear

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<v Speaker 1>with us. And now, how can you describe what a

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<v Speaker 1>toddler's like? The most difficult person that you've ever dealt

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<v Speaker 1>with in your entire life times a hundred, because there's

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<v Speaker 1>no negotiating.

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<v Speaker 8>No, no, no, no, there's no understanding.

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<v Speaker 1>So everyone repeat after us already one, two, three, Toddlers suck, suck.

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<v Speaker 5>This makes you want to get out of here and

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<v Speaker 5>just fly to a different city, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband took off to golf yesterday and as he

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<v Speaker 2>drove away, he's two to the horn. I've never seen

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<v Speaker 2>a man more grateful to get away from a toddler.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd see that, I.

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<v Speaker 2>See you not hours. That's a job.

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<v Speaker 5>That was a joke. That's a job. That's a terrible job.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we can all safely agree that the joy

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<v Speaker 1>in particularly on a Tuesday, let alone a Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>His news every morning apps this morning morning.

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<v Speaker 6>It's hard for me to carry this over to a Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>You're such a zone on a Monday. So I bet

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you were doing yesterday, cheese, you were funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I was.

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<v Speaker 5>That's just routine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, correct, Yeah, you can't help yourself. Can I kick

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<v Speaker 2>us off this morning? I've got a very wholesome joke.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh interesting, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So a man was driving down the road when a

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<v Speaker 2>policeman stopped him, and the officer looked in the back

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<v Speaker 2>of the man's truck and he said, why are there

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<v Speaker 2>penguins in your truck? And the man replied, these are

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<v Speaker 2>my penguins and they belong to me. And the policeman said,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to take them to the zoo. So the

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<v Speaker 2>next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down

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<v Speaker 2>the road and he pulled him over again and he

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<v Speaker 2>saw the penguins were still in the back of the truck,

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<v Speaker 2>but this time they were wearing sunglasses, and the police

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<v Speaker 2>officer said, I thought, I told you to take these

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<v Speaker 2>penguins to the zoo, and the man replied, I did,

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<v Speaker 2>and today I'm taking them.

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<v Speaker 8>To the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, penguins with sunglasses on. That's so cute. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 10>For me.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe sunscreen or something a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 12>All right.

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<v Speaker 7>A girl takes her new boyfriend home to meet the parents, right,

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<v Speaker 7>and he comes in and the parents are shocked. He's

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<v Speaker 7>got you know, he's a real not not really a

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<v Speaker 7>look or he's very you know, it looks like he's

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<v Speaker 7>done some time. He's got a tear drop tattoo on

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<v Speaker 7>his face. Blah blah blah. Anyway, so you know, the

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<v Speaker 7>parents sit there and they talk to him for a

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<v Speaker 7>little bit, and as the girl gets up to go

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<v Speaker 7>into the kitchen, the mother says, come here, you know

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<v Speaker 7>what is going on? He doesn't look very nice, And

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<v Speaker 7>the girl replies with, well, if he's not very nice, mum,

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<v Speaker 7>why is he doing five hundred hours of community?

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<v Speaker 2>So that's.

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<v Speaker 5>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very holesome this morning. Oh let's go in a

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<v Speaker 1>different direction show. I'm just gonna round it out this one.

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<v Speaker 1>A man is walking down the street when he noticed

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<v Speaker 1>that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a

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<v Speaker 1>rocking chair with nothing on from the waist down.

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<v Speaker 2>Grandpa, Oh, I got such a grandpa thing today.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh Grandpa, what are you doing? The man exclaims.

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<v Speaker 1>The old man looks off in the distance and does

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<v Speaker 1>not answer his grandson. Grandpa, what are you doing sitting

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<v Speaker 1>at him with nothing on below the waist?

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<v Speaker 5>He asked again.

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<v Speaker 1>The old man slyly looks at him and says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>last week I sat out here with no shirt on,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got a stiff neck.

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<v Speaker 5>So this was your grandma's idea. I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you get it?

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<v Speaker 2>That was a good one. Yeah, maybe my penguin should

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<v Speaker 2>have had.

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<v Speaker 8>No pants on.

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<v Speaker 5>Penguins had no pants on. Classic, that's what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>It is the day after April Fool's Day? Did you

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<v Speaker 5>get done yesterday? Gives a call?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen twenty four to ten or four double nine nine

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<v Speaker 1>nine one nine. I feel like you can only get

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<v Speaker 1>done once, Yes, the first time you get done. And

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I felt like yesterday snuck up on us because

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<v Speaker 1>it was Easter.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, I think no idea what the date.

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<v Speaker 8>Was because Easter had been was a bit pouch. So,

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<v Speaker 8>like you know who knew what the date was.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some good ones getting around though, particularly via a

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<v Speaker 1>say Pop got involved. And maybe some of the companies

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<v Speaker 1>that you don't expect to sort of play games. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they're the ones that get you.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, say police, you don't expect, No, you don't see

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<v Speaker 8>that coming.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they said they were going to crack down on

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<v Speaker 5>pitching vaders. So they're going to introduce greyhounds that we're

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<v Speaker 5>going to patrol the games during gather round.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what if I was like, I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about pitching vating, but a big old crazy greyhound is

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<v Speaker 1>going to mow me down.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll be sitting there like, okay, they're quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Though.

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<v Speaker 5>That got a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, Farmers UNI got on board. Farmers Union just putting

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<v Speaker 1>together a beautiful cheese a cheer bree Farmer's Union brie.

0:24:09.320 --> 0:24:11.440
<v Speaker 1>Come on, so the milk would be Farmers Union.

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<v Speaker 8>No one felt for that, didby?

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<v Speaker 2>I hope not.

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<v Speaker 1>What about if these people are like, oh, I'd go

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<v Speaker 1>for that now it's a joke, you'd be like, oh, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it gross.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you see any of it?

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<v Speaker 6>I did?

0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:25.480
<v Speaker 2>I saw one or I saw two.

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<v Speaker 7>Actually one was influencers won't be able to film in

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<v Speaker 7>public unless they have a permit as of June first,

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<v Speaker 7>this particular page on Instagram ran that and it went off.

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<v Speaker 2>People just absolutely losing it.

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<v Speaker 7>And then I did see another one a school over

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<v Speaker 7>in Perth who said made an announcement that McDonald's was

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<v Speaker 7>going to go into where their canteen is and that

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<v Speaker 7>they would be all the students would have access to

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<v Speaker 7>McDonald's twenty four to seven.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what that's the way they were going. Very funny.

0:24:57.680 --> 0:25:00.080
<v Speaker 2>I saw a dead set down the rabbit Hole. We

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<v Speaker 2>were there a couple of weeks ago and it was

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<v Speaker 2>an Influenza photo shoot and it went for an hour

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<v Speaker 2>and a half. These two poor boyfriends of Instagram had

0:25:07.920 --> 0:25:09.480
<v Speaker 2>to stand there and they would have taken a thousand

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:12.120
<v Speaker 2>photos easily, but the old look away. Oh my god,

0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:15.040
<v Speaker 2>there's no camera watching me and you just caught me

0:25:15.160 --> 0:25:18.560
<v Speaker 2>candidly handed. Yeah, sorry, called being candid.

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<v Speaker 8>Apologies.

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<v Speaker 1>The Adelaide Oval school board that got so many people

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<v Speaker 1>and it got me as well. Asked, Okay, it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of makes sense. Feels like a big project. So I

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<v Speaker 1>think came out by the advertised that the Adelaide Oval

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<v Speaker 1>were going to get rid of the school board temporarily. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just for this weekend's gather around to get more seats in. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>such was the popularity for these games, and you fell

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<v Speaker 1>for that. I absolutely felt for that.

0:25:39.760 --> 0:25:42.879
<v Speaker 2>As an AFL football sports reporter, you felt for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Jody Aody never felt for anything in a life.

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell you, I reckon, I could get up

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. Tell that's Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 5>You believe me.

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<v Speaker 8>I am genuinely.

0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:55.800
<v Speaker 2>This is why it's surprising that April Fool's Day didn't

0:25:55.800 --> 0:25:57.960
<v Speaker 2>get me good, because I'm the most gullible person on

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<v Speaker 2>the planet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the one that got me, and it's always one

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<v Speaker 1>before you catch on. I saw the post that sunrise

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<v Speaker 1>that Matt Shervington had resigned.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>They put a post out saying it shocked everyone and

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<v Speaker 1>Matt Shervington it's chasing his Olympic dream, which meant he

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<v Speaker 1>would have to jump shit over the Channel nine.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that was resigning. I was like, wow, that's yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that's a huge move.

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<v Speaker 8>But that's feasible, isn't it If he wanted to work

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<v Speaker 8>on the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 5>It's believable.

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<v Speaker 1>Spring at Gully announced a sweet Mustard pickle flavored Lamington.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's gross.

0:26:29.000 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Bright and Jeddie Bakery announced a hot dog slash hot

0:26:32.040 --> 0:26:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Cross bun hybrid, calling it a hot Cross hot Dog.

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<v Speaker 5>Social media and this is my favorite Jones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. MP.

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<v Speaker 1>Catherine Hutchison post on social media that a monorail would

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<v Speaker 1>be built to reduce congestion from bell Air. Well done,

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<v Speaker 1>telling a bit of those Simpsons vibes, don't.

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<v Speaker 5>And I think the one that we're all still a little.

0:27:09.320 --> 0:27:12.080
<v Speaker 1>Bit confused about and producer and you'll be onto this

0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:13.840
<v Speaker 1>as well, is that we got a message via the

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<v Speaker 1>WhatsApp group yesterday on Monday, Jodi is saying that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think she can do songs a song songs on

0:27:19.920 --> 0:27:21.920
<v Speaker 1>again because it gives us so much anxiety, so she

0:27:22.040 --> 0:27:22.640
<v Speaker 1>might have to quit.

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<v Speaker 5>And we were like, ah, April fools.

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<v Speaker 8>No, that's completely enough legitimate from me.

0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:34.159
<v Speaker 5>It wasn't a joke. Ah, well it's locked in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, are we playing that this morning?

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:39.080
<v Speaker 5>We are soon, that's coming up in the next ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey you going over there, Well, I've had too much

0:27:45.840 --> 0:27:47.280
<v Speaker 2>caffeine this morning, so I.

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<v Speaker 1>Last we did that, it served you really well, okay,

0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 1>awful for your health?

0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:53.280
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it's terrible for your central nervous Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Last time we thought we'd losey through the room, but

0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:55.720
<v Speaker 4>you did win.

0:27:56.600 --> 0:27:57.320
<v Speaker 3>It's really worth it.

0:27:57.480 --> 0:27:58.960
<v Speaker 5>You're fluttering around like a hummingbird.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good, all right.

0:28:01.800 --> 0:28:04.199
<v Speaker 4>We've got a couple of listeners on board today, hopefully

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:06.879
<v Speaker 4>taking home a one hundred dollars Captown Hotel voucher.

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.400
<v Speaker 3>We've got Mel from Salisbury East on Team Hazy.

0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 8>Mel's had too much caffeine.

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<v Speaker 3>Jody Zoey from Cameltown.

0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:22.000
<v Speaker 8>Great name, hellos, are we good morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>I will try my damn.

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<v Speaker 10>Just for you.

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<v Speaker 5>That's all we can do. That's all we can do, Joe.

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:30.960
<v Speaker 4>I think, yeah, I did walk in here this morning

0:28:31.000 --> 0:28:34.040
<v Speaker 4>and say guys this, they're easy this week, which I

0:28:34.040 --> 0:28:36.040
<v Speaker 4>don't know if that makes things easier or harder for

0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:37.640
<v Speaker 4>you if I set the president that they're easy.

0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:40.320
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I'm going to be disappointed.

0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:41.440
<v Speaker 8>I just want everyone to get on with it.

0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:43.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, the same as always three over hits and probags

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:46.960
<v Speaker 4>orchestralized best of three.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's have song number one please.

0:28:58.520 --> 0:28:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Would be.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah. I love.

0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:09.520
<v Speaker 3>Take ye my heart, I'm in love with you.

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:16.000
<v Speaker 2>She smells stop.

0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:23.560
<v Speaker 4>Strong, starf strong stark, but it's not over so number two.

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<v Speaker 2>All the small things but one I turn the lights.

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<v Speaker 13>Of carry me.

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<v Speaker 3>I love when this has I love a time break.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a time right, so please.

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<v Speaker 5>Hazy love story Bye Tyler sweet. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 5>any of the other words.

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<v Speaker 1>Steals somehow, God because I'm really good song.

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<v Speaker 5>What's my lead again?

0:30:23.400 --> 0:30:27.520
<v Speaker 3>So we yeah, that brings Hazy still the lead. It'll

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<v Speaker 3>be eight to five.

0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 2>All right, So I don't get carried away with yourself.

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:39.000
<v Speaker 5>Jose is just doing what the crowsy door closed that

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<v Speaker 5>before she sweeps in for the wind later in.

0:30:41.360 --> 0:30:43.760
<v Speaker 3>The season, the journey. It's the destination, Jos. That's going

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:44.160
<v Speaker 3>to be a win.

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:46.240
<v Speaker 4>But that means that male from so Fres is getting

0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:47.560
<v Speaker 4>a one hundred dollars town hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>About you, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 9>I have samping in the air, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what zey apologies to you.

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<v Speaker 11>That's all right, tried, so I both in the drawer

0:31:04.520 --> 0:31:08.320
<v Speaker 11>for first classic dec that's so true, lady, Yeah, thanks,

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<v Speaker 11>all right, just just pop out of the segment and

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<v Speaker 11>turn on a song and do press the buttons and

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 11>do what you have to do.

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<v Speaker 3>You did well, Thank you.

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:18.760
<v Speaker 5>Oh the numbers a jam. What's going on? Should we

0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:19.600
<v Speaker 5>replay it right now?

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<v Speaker 2>J's Diary, Dear Diary, Well it's been a short week,

0:31:27.240 --> 0:31:29.440
<v Speaker 2>but still plenty of time to have a crack at

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:32.320
<v Speaker 2>the map. Pas here up and about who saw that coming?

0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Both of their heads, Oh SUSY's And I tell you

0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:40.600
<v Speaker 2>what I did not see coming. And that's the story

0:31:40.640 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 2>of an armless streaker with a backpack at the pond.

0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:45.040
<v Speaker 2>Rosa put us in the mood, hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are we need to central square the Mighty fo

0:31:52.160 --> 0:31:53.960
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and six, two thousand and seven, there was

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<v Speaker 1>a bloke who was just wearing undies, he had no arms,

0:31:57.320 --> 0:31:59.239
<v Speaker 1>with a backpack on, and he made his way from

0:31:59.280 --> 0:32:00.840
<v Speaker 1>one side of the pon the roster to the other

0:32:01.040 --> 0:32:03.280
<v Speaker 1>mid game. It would have been like central free Port

0:32:03.320 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 1>game and we all stopped wile there's bloke who was

0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:07.280
<v Speaker 1>wearing it back back it could have been chocolate bot

0:32:07.320 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 1>full of bombs, and the security guards were almost cheering

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:11.480
<v Speaker 1>for him, letting him go through it.

0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:16.640
<v Speaker 2>And Diary, it just felt like someone had something on

0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:17.920
<v Speaker 2>his brain this week.

0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:20.200
<v Speaker 5>That is the sacaday have a lastest day for an

0:32:20.200 --> 0:32:20.680
<v Speaker 5>a cafe.

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<v Speaker 1>How about we hook you up with a week's worth

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<v Speaker 1>of the best cocks at Cookschies.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, boy boy.

0:32:29.920 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 1>I almost combined the word galaxy and coffee, but then

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<v Speaker 1>I selected the wrong letters and came out in all

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<v Speaker 1>sorts of pro wrongness.

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<v Speaker 8>Very bad timing for ready to drop by.

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<v Speaker 5>Ride my pony. Indeed, good morning to you, Tom Ran

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<v Speaker 5>morning Hazy, Jodes, how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>And if he wasn't thinking about that, he was obsessing

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<v Speaker 2>over my fratata.

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<v Speaker 5>Top end but a big solidate with the torpay what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know, don't seem what you were poisoned

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<v Speaker 1>by one of your own fratatas.

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<v Speaker 2>Either way, it felt like I was on all fours

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<v Speaker 2>a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>Jody the human and Jody the cow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, so it's like, oh which one?

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<v Speaker 5>Let's not get it confused.

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<v Speaker 10>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 5>Let's not milk the wrong Jody? Do you know what

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<v Speaker 5>I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's god Anastasia from Water Lakes, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Pay Anastagia. You want a poll take you want to

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<v Speaker 5>give to the cow. But if we go car beautiful

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<v Speaker 5>there you guys, Hey, you're good at this.

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<v Speaker 2>Storry. My Almo impression failed to get Hazy fired up.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you okay, are you gonna look all right?

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<v Speaker 2>I will if you want me to.

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<v Speaker 5>You're still what you think you need to do?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Elmo.

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<v Speaker 2>And the Big Man shot the pants off all of

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<v Speaker 2>us this week with his intimate sex and the city knowledge.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you name all Samantha, Miranda, Carrie and also Charlotte?

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<v Speaker 5>What just happened? What just happened?

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<v Speaker 2>You just made the women of Adelaude love you even more.

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<v Speaker 2>But Diary, if someone had to sum up this short

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<v Speaker 2>but sweet week, I guess it had to be. Hazy said.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I've got two words for everybody, both ends.

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<v Speaker 8>I didn't say that. I didn't say that happen.

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<v Speaker 2>So to Elmo, Elmore, our good friends from the Doggies.

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<v Speaker 5>Where the body buddy God.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you always answer the phone like this. You're

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<v Speaker 2>completely gone. Later you gather around, gather around me. Jody

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<v Speaker 2>and Hazy all send us a text you.

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<v Speaker 5>Texting through for two seven one five four one double six.

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<v Speaker 2>You just want to clarify that the text line is

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<v Speaker 2>oh for double O nine one nine again? Did yes

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<v Speaker 2>go off this weekend to Easter kings and queens?

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<v Speaker 14>All my love Jody, We're going back into OZI on

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<v Speaker 14>this daisy in again the Tuesday edition of On This Daisy.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought that the way long weekend was never going

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<v Speaker 5>to end. U.

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<v Speaker 2>God, don't you get in this halfway through it and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, can I just Tuesday already? I want to

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<v Speaker 2>go back to work.

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<v Speaker 1>I just need an injection of some knowledge. Yeah, fun

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<v Speaker 1>facts to get me through the week. Well, you're in

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<v Speaker 1>luck on this day that is the second of April.

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<v Speaker 1>In eighteen seventy seven, the first human cannonball Circus was

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<v Speaker 1>performed at West's Amphitheater in London.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wonder the brainstorming meeting where everyone sat around

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<v Speaker 2>and went, what do we want to do today? Guys, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>let's blow someone out of a cannon.

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<v Speaker 5>Shoot you out of a cannon. Yeah, we're getting the

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<v Speaker 5>courage to do it. Yeah, this is the thing, let's

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<v Speaker 5>try it.

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<v Speaker 2>But also I would argue someone should have knock that

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<v Speaker 2>on the head and gone, that's a stupid idea. Why

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<v Speaker 2>would you do that?

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<v Speaker 5>Money?

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<v Speaker 1>And fine, yeah, name your top five cannonball athletes across

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<v Speaker 1>the journey.

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<v Speaker 2>There was Cannibal Keithy, he was good. Cameron Cannibal.

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<v Speaker 5>Cameron Cannibal, very very solid, persistent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Chris Cannibal is Cannibal.

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<v Speaker 5>Cannibal Kelsey, Yeah, Kelsey, of course, Cannibal Candace. She was

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<v Speaker 5>very good as well, Mary Dave Warner.

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<v Speaker 1>For Cannons two seven, most decks of playing cards was memorized.

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<v Speaker 1>It was achieved by Dave Farrow, who memorized on a

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<v Speaker 1>single s I thing a random sequence of fifty nine

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<v Speaker 1>separate card packs totaling three thousand and sixty eight cards.

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<v Speaker 5>And I can't remember my last name some days. I

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<v Speaker 5>definitely can't remember my kids' birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>But also someone should have knocked that idea on their

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<v Speaker 2>head and said, I don't want to memorize three hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and a thousand cards.

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<v Speaker 5>Well right, oh mate, Yeah, maybe remember more useful stuff.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, like my kid's birth Yes, totally, so they can

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<v Speaker 8>let you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, Dave, can you memorize my kid's birthdays for me please?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty thirteen, John Farnham was voted Australia's best singer of

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<v Speaker 1>all time by a panel of more than one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>Astralians singers and musicians commissioned by News Limited. No arguments here,

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<v Speaker 1>No one's arguing, guy, It's just an absolute.

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<v Speaker 5>Gift from the musical heavens. He'll make a come back.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't you worry about that No.

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<v Speaker 1>One song on the second of April in two thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>Toga's a Miracle from Fragma.

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<v Speaker 5>You might be like, what's this song? I bet you

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<v Speaker 5>know about yet put it up