Speaker 1: We got gety Morning every day, Adelaide.
Speaker 2: My really Chatt's chat. It is so time for it.
Speaker 3: Let's go girls.
Speaker 2: Well at this point you can leave and go to
Speaker 2: the bar and buy us a bottle of champagne or
Speaker 2: this this is chick chat. This is the stuff that
Speaker 2: usked Gowls like to talk about off air. And you
Speaker 2: know what, damn it, we're bringing it on air. We've
Speaker 2: got news reader Abby we single this week or okay,
Speaker 2: we're not. Are you seeing anyone or seeing multiple people?
Speaker 2: The limit does not exist? Okay, all right, and we've
Speaker 2: and we've also got producer Zoe Zoey your single.
Speaker 3: I am very career driven, Yes i am. That's the focus.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous little twenty something, aren't you? Thank you, and we're
Speaker 2: going to do first you for stuff.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: I had a bit of a conversation with some of
Speaker 4: my girlfriends over the weekend.
Speaker 5: Sold and beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well sort of.
Speaker 4: It was a bit of a one of Okay, i'll
Speaker 4: paint you the picture. One of my girlfriends and I
Speaker 4: have dated a couple of the same fokes. Right, her
Speaker 4: current boyfriend, who she's been with for nearly a year,
Speaker 4: I dated about six months before they got.
Speaker 6: Together outdated like owdated.
Speaker 3: Like one night dated.
Speaker 4: And this came to light in front of some of
Speaker 4: the other girls on the weekend, and they went, excuse
Speaker 4: me very much, and they thought it was absolutely bizarre
Speaker 4: that Ella and I have seen the same person.
Speaker 2: And there's no feels all right about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're both completely fine. We're both completely fine. But
Speaker 4: it was a big conversation with our friends because we went. Well,
Speaker 4: is off limits to date hook up with your girlfriend's exes,
Speaker 4: in my argument, only if there are feelings involved. So
Speaker 4: I didn't have feelings for her current boyfriends, so I
Speaker 4: don't mind that they're together now, right, whereas if she
Speaker 4: was dating my recent ex, I'd have something to say
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 2: But isn't it a little bit weird when all three
Speaker 2: of you are together?
Speaker 3: No, it's actually not.
Speaker 4: No, it's I get I get that it seems weird,
Speaker 4: and everyone on the weekend was going, what on earth
Speaker 4: that is incredibly weird?
Speaker 3: But to me it's not. So I'm interested what you
Speaker 3: two think.
Speaker 7: Look, well, I come from a family where my dad
Speaker 7: dated my auntie only the once before.
Speaker 2: Going out with my mum wasn't a one night thing.
Speaker 7: I just want to add also my sister her first
Speaker 7: or her second boyfriend, the same thing happened. I guess
Speaker 7: they say, one man's or one woman's trash is another
Speaker 7: woman's treasure.
Speaker 5: Whoa Zoe's saying.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not No, he's a great friend.
Speaker 2: I guess that was well.
Speaker 7: So I'm coming to the point where it's adelaide number
Speaker 7: one and number two, Like I'm at the point now
Speaker 7: I'm thinking I'm waiting for someone to.
Speaker 2: Divorce so that I.
Speaker 3: Get a trained one after and.
Speaker 6: Get a trained one.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I guess, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 7: If there's not really any feelings evolved and it was
Speaker 7: only a one night date, then fine.
Speaker 2: What do you think Joe's okay, there's no such thing
Speaker 2: as a one night date. By the way, I think,
Speaker 2: grow up. I think you know, if you genuinely care
Speaker 2: about your friend and you want them to be happy
Speaker 2: and they find happiness to someone, you've been with them,
Speaker 2: so absolutely, but you must look at Ella and go,
Speaker 2: I'm happy you're look at you guys.
Speaker 3: They're so great together and we're all such great friends still.
Speaker 4: But one of the other girls was absolutely not and
Speaker 4: she said, for the record, anyone I've ever hooked up with,
Speaker 4: no matter how long, for who it was off limits.
Speaker 2: You can't put DIBs on people. You can't put DIBs
Speaker 2: on other human beings. You don't have property, you don't
Speaker 2: own them, you don't have a right just because you've
Speaker 2: been with them to say none of my friends can
Speaker 2: go true.
Speaker 1: But I guess is that weird unless in that particular
Speaker 1: date something outrageous happened.
Speaker 5: If you know, Yeah, it was like, hey, you know
Speaker 5: when we had the date and I wore that dress
Speaker 5: and I I barked for you like a dog. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we have nothing crazy, I did it? Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: because that could be there, that could be I.
Speaker 3: Get what you're mean. Yeah, I'm picking up what you're
Speaker 3: putting down.
Speaker 8: Definitely, don't it got weird?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: This is why if we don't involve you in Oh god, okay,
Speaker 2: let's do this thirteen twenty four ten. Is dating your
Speaker 2: friend's ex off limits? You should have stated them farm
Speaker 2: let's go to Joan. Have you been in this situation?
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I have.
Speaker 10: I have a best friend of you know, sort of
Speaker 10: from my early teens, and then when I was at
Speaker 10: eighteen nineteen, I was with the guy that we ended
Speaker 10: up getting engaged and we lived together and everything like that,
Speaker 10: and he treated to be pretty bad towards the end
Speaker 10: of that relationship, and this girlfriend that was my best
Speaker 10: friend at the time, they hated each other back. And
Speaker 10: then twenty five thirty years later, we came across him
Speaker 10: when we were out for dinner one night, and two
Speaker 10: days later she said that he'd contacted her and asked
Speaker 10: her out for dinner, and I said, oh, look, go go.
Speaker 10: You know, I thought out your differences from all those
Speaker 10: years ago whatever, you know. And next thing, they got
Speaker 10: together and we're moving in and everything like that, and
Speaker 10: we had a massive fight and I said, you just
Speaker 10: don't go there, and she said, oh, can't I be happy?
Speaker 9: You know, he's wonderful blah blah blahlahlah.
Speaker 10: And I said, don't you remember what things were like?
Speaker 10: And she doesn't, you know sort of thing, and yeah,
Speaker 10: it's just about destroyed our lifelong friendship anyway.
Speaker 2: Well, and so she's still with him now.
Speaker 10: No, No, it all went bad after a couple of years.
Speaker 10: He was very controlling, and yeah, I pretty much had
Speaker 10: very little contact with her a couple of years that
Speaker 10: they were together, and their relationship, our friendship is still
Speaker 10: a little bit strained, but you know we're still you know,
Speaker 10: pretty good friends. So we survived it. People, it was
Speaker 10: him and just yeah, the one person in my life
Speaker 10: that would have been the worst person will for her
Speaker 10: to get with, and she got with him.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I told you so.
Speaker 2: Moment there, Let's go to Chloe. Have you been in
Speaker 2: the situation? Have you hooked up with your friends X?
Speaker 9: No other way around. I was best best friends with
Speaker 9: the girl. Basically lives at each other's houses, you know,
Speaker 9: had each other's password to each other's phones. Was at
Speaker 9: her house one day, got onto her phone, snapped out
Speaker 9: message book stops up. It's from my ex and I've
Speaker 9: just scrolled through hundreds of messages and photos of them
Speaker 9: hanging out behind my back, just seen them hanging out
Speaker 9: with his friends and all of that whatever else. So
Speaker 9: I basically said, look very amazable. I said, I have
Speaker 9: to go. I'll see it later. She didn't have any idea,
Speaker 9: but I've left her phone open with all the messages
Speaker 9: on her bed, so she exactly knew what I had
Speaker 9: seen a couple months ago. By day break out, he
Speaker 9: messages me and goes, oh, I was really you know,
Speaker 9: like hurting over you and to make you jealous.
Speaker 10: But can we get back together?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, you didn't.
Speaker 5: You didn't get back with him, did you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: And you're not friends?
Speaker 9: Definitely not.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm sorry that happened to you, Chloe.
Speaker 2: That's not pleasant when you stumble on messages like that.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Aila, good morning, good morning. Okay, has
Speaker 2: this happened to you or you've done it to someone else?
Speaker 12: It happened to me, actually, and I'm absolutely fine with it.
Speaker 12: When I was in high school, I dated someone.
Speaker 2: We ended.
Speaker 12: It was like very mature, and that's now my best
Speaker 12: friend's fiance.
Speaker 8: Whoa, And you're all good with it?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I mean like, you know what, six years later, we're fine,
Speaker 12: Like we were all a good friendship group and then
Speaker 12: were you all went off and did our own thing?
Speaker 10: And yeah, no, it's absolutely fine.
Speaker 5: So were you hang on first friend's fiance so they're
Speaker 5: not married yet?
Speaker 12: No, they're not married yet. They get married and next year.
Speaker 1: Are you the maid of honor?
Speaker 10: I am?
Speaker 11: I love that?
Speaker 12: Yeah, but no, we're all like, we're all really good friends.
Speaker 3: So it's fine.
Speaker 5: That's nice.
Speaker 2: Isn't it just sharing boyfriends? Why not one more Jennifer,
Speaker 2: what's happened?
Speaker 13: All right? So it wasn't a shaving story. But my
Speaker 13: friends was from the country and she came to Adelaie
Speaker 13: to meet up with this guy and she has been
Speaker 13: talking to one Tinder and she just thought he was
Speaker 13: being a bit sketchy. But like they talk on the
Speaker 13: phone for like an hour every night. And I came
Speaker 13: with her into the city and he stood her up.
Speaker 13: So we went out and party. They had a great night.
Speaker 13: And then about one and a half two weeks later, like.
Speaker 9: I met this new guy and moved him with him
Speaker 9: and came over and it was.
Speaker 12: The same guy.
Speaker 2: Oh wowie, And so did you find out why he
Speaker 2: stood her up?
Speaker 11: In the end?
Speaker 12: Apparently he was into state but.
Speaker 5: Bit of perspect to the corner.
Speaker 9: But I'm still with him now than five years and
Speaker 9: I just hung out with her on the weekend.
Speaker 7: So I think.
Speaker 12: I think it's okay.
Speaker 2: Feelings nice water on the bridge, perfect, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: are they ever feelings involved on Tinder?
Speaker 5: Yeah, sort of starts.
Speaker 1: If you do get feelings from Tinder, well done places.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what it's there for.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's the main primary objective is it.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Jennifer.
Speaker 5: Some very good stories.
Speaker 1: Crazy stories, not mean that I can relate to, because
Speaker 1: the first person I met and fell in love with, of.
Speaker 14: Course was.
Speaker 8: Me too, only it was great.
Speaker 6: The lions wolves say different, hazy.
Speaker 5: Oh, excuse me very much.
Speaker 2: Right now, I think he's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.
Speaker 2: What's These are the three stories that you need to
Speaker 2: know to take into your day so you can sound
Speaker 2: informed and educated around the water cooler class a little
Speaker 2: bit later, go on, Abby.
Speaker 7: Well, we've had a bumper Easter weekend. We had one
Speaker 7: hundred and fifty thousand people through the gates at Adelaide
Speaker 7: Airport and now we're gearing up for gather Round. So
Speaker 7: obviously all eighteen teams from the AFL will come to
Speaker 7: South Australia and we'll play next weekend, but it all
Speaker 7: starts tonight at the Entertainment Center. There's the gather Round Spectacular,
Speaker 7: which is Eddie McGuire and the Footy Show Team Crows
Speaker 7: and Power Stars including Connor, Rosie, Joshun Shelley, Isaac Rankin
Speaker 7: and Charlie Dixon will all be there. But of course
Speaker 7: Delta Delta Good Drugs it's the foing, so we don't know.
Speaker 7: We don't have confirmation yet whether she's flying her jet
Speaker 7: in herself from the islands up in Queensland, so we'll
Speaker 7: just wait and see that that what was that.
Speaker 8: Movie called, you're you called it Born to Fly, but
Speaker 8: it's not what.
Speaker 2: Was it called. We'll find it anyway.
Speaker 7: It's on Netflix, go and do yourself favor. But yeah,
Speaker 7: so huge everything's happening for gather around thishear year. Obviously
Speaker 7: it's the second year. They've had a little bit more
Speaker 7: time to organize things. So there's things going on everywhere.
Speaker 7: The Flying Fox across or not flying Fox, but the
Speaker 7: flying whatever it's called. Let's go, Flying Fox is back
Speaker 7: again and going across the torrens. So a family friend
Speaker 7: of mine she's behind that. So she's here in her
Speaker 7: high vision making sure that's getting done properly.
Speaker 8: Fighting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: In the air. That's right.
Speaker 5: That's good, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: That's great?
Speaker 5: You guys reviewed it quite harshly. I thought it was fantastic.
Speaker 8: Delga can do no wrong in your eyes.
Speaker 5: You absolutely cannot. News here we go.
Speaker 8: All the big news over the weekend.
Speaker 2: But Tasmanian Jack Jumpers win the NBL Championship for the
Speaker 2: first time in making history. Went down to the wire,
Speaker 2: went down to Game five, and it was everything that
Speaker 2: it should have been in terms of a final, Like
Speaker 2: the lead changed again and again and again, and yeah,
Speaker 2: Delavadova had a hail Mary from just over halfway to
Speaker 2: try and win it, and I thought that was going
Speaker 2: to go in.
Speaker 8: I thought it was going to go in.
Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be Jack Murvey in
Speaker 2: reverse and they were going to snatch the victory. But yeah,
Speaker 2: just amazing scenes. And the coach is just he just
Speaker 2: seems like the most gorgeous man. And he did a
Speaker 2: little interview with Corey Homicide Williams have a listened.
Speaker 15: The biggest moment for me in sports was making the NBA,
Speaker 15: when everyone said there's no way you can make the NBA.
Speaker 15: That was the moment for me. But this is really
Speaker 15: the moment for my life. Hopefully creating a legacy here
Speaker 15: for myself before my family and just the people here
Speaker 15: at Tasmania, to inspire the state in the way that
Speaker 15: we have. That's gratifying enough.
Speaker 1: She's how beautifully timely for the Tasmania Knights to get
Speaker 1: a little Mball Championship the back of the announcement of
Speaker 1: the AFL team kicking Goalsania just going right.
Speaker 8: Off down there, isn't it.
Speaker 2: That was Scott Roth of course, and there was a
Speaker 2: bit of to and fro We spoke about it on
Speaker 2: this show with Dean Bickerman, the coach of Melbourne United,
Speaker 2: and they were sort of going each other and then
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, you're going to pull out you defend
Speaker 2: the Island card and there was a bit of narkiness
Speaker 2: and they hugged and cried at the end, both of them.
Speaker 8: Both coaches.
Speaker 5: It's all theater.
Speaker 8: No it's not.
Speaker 2: You're saying it's not genuine.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying it's also in the They sort of
Speaker 1: probably get caught up in they're pre high, but at
Speaker 1: the end of the day they're all sort of sporting poorers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Vickim has had a good run too, and we'll
Speaker 1: continue to have a good run as well. Melbourne could
Speaker 1: win next year.
Speaker 2: That was the thing. No one wanted to see Melbourne
Speaker 2: United win. They've won three out of the last six seasons.
Speaker 2: Everyone wanted Tazzy to get up your classic under dog's
Speaker 2: Andrew Hages big time, so it was.
Speaker 5: Like that's where you could recruit the rest.
Speaker 1: Of the nation and say, look, if you're not from Tasmania,
Speaker 1: hey jump on board and we'll just go up against Melbourne.
Speaker 5: It was good. Doesn't it all up?
Speaker 8: Susie?
Speaker 5: I tell you jack, japers are flying your Brisbane lines
Speaker 5: are not.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we speaking zero and three.
Speaker 1: So in short thirteen twenty fourteen, when have you've been
Speaker 1: an absolute dirt.
Speaker 5: And got done for it? So this is exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: A wass a group of players that went over there,
Speaker 1: all sorts of different profiles too, by the way, some
Speaker 1: of the absolute big dogs, and a particular conversation was
Speaker 1: had on WhatsApp that's been uploaded to the cloud and
Speaker 1: of course that's made its way back to Australia. One
Speaker 1: of the partners of the Dirty Birds has seen the
Speaker 1: conversation spread it amongst all the other wags. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: now they are in absolute crisis control. Held a meeting
Speaker 1: last Friday they try and sort it out. They're all
Speaker 1: saying no, no, no, no, all good or good.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's probably a whole bunch of single blokes running around
Speaker 1: there trying to get a kick.
Speaker 2: Well, I read this morning that one of them flew
Speaker 2: to Vegas very much in a relationship and flew home single.
Speaker 2: Yeah so this is oh my god, the cloud, the cloud.
Speaker 2: I don't understand any of it. And this poor were
Speaker 2: not poor bloke, but he's probably just having this conversation
Speaker 2: on what's app How do you accidentally upload that to
Speaker 2: the cloud? So your wife or your partner's back at home, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, who spot on, Joe? So think about the poor
Speaker 1: footballs in the situation way. I mean, they're just trying
Speaker 1: to unwind Joe.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying from a technology point of view, I.
Speaker 7: Feel sorry for them because fags would be so disappointed
Speaker 7: and like everyone's dad. And if you if he was
Speaker 7: like I'm not angriam just disappointed, or you'd be like, okay,
Speaker 7: I'll retire.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in vague.
Speaker 2: No it doesn't. I learned that the hard way too.
Speaker 2: But I also think they need to be a bit
Speaker 2: transparent because if something has gone on, they probably need
Speaker 2: to get on the front foot and not do what
Speaker 2: the Crows did in a couple of years ago when
Speaker 2: there was a bit that went on, they swept it
Speaker 2: under the what they do.
Speaker 5: He always comes back to the camp for you, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying you'll be a little bit open and
Speaker 2: honest in these situations. If there's rumbles and if there's tension,
Speaker 2: if there's no friction in the group, then let everyone.
Speaker 1: Know on they're professionals. Like it hasn't stemmed on the
Speaker 1: football field. Oh that's right, they're zero and three. That's
Speaker 1: your post at Snooze News.
Speaker 5: Joe's Would I say this word? And what sort of
Speaker 5: reaction do you think?
Speaker 11: I get?
Speaker 5: Toddlers?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 5: What's wrong with toddlers? Beautiful little creatures?
Speaker 2: They are psychopaths?
Speaker 10: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So look, if you have a toddler, you know exactly
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. If you don't have a toddler,
Speaker 1: you've seen people with toddlers, and you know exactly what.
Speaker 5: We're talking about.
Speaker 2: They make no sense.
Speaker 5: They make no sense. They don't know that they make
Speaker 5: no sense. That's probably the problem.
Speaker 1: They think they're making complete sense, but they just go
Speaker 1: around in circles and make you tear your hair.
Speaker 5: And that's why I am balding so aggressively.
Speaker 2: What's happened?
Speaker 5: What about this one?
Speaker 1: One woman has aired her frustrations online after her friend
Speaker 1: insisted on bringing her five year old daughter to an
Speaker 1: adult's only birthday dinner. Nothing on toward, just a genuine
Speaker 1: adults only dinner where they were going to have a
Speaker 1: few drinks, get a little bit tipsy, you just go
Speaker 1: into a private, little function room. So this woman jumped
Speaker 1: on to radit that's where you go to air your
Speaker 1: stuff and posted a threat to the am I a
Speaker 1: bit of an a hole. Oh yeah, sort of section,
Speaker 1: just to get some feedback. She wrote, My husband and
Speaker 1: I have a three year old butts, we're hiring a
Speaker 1: babysitter for the night. My other friend, whose name is
Speaker 1: Missy we can only assume it's Missy Higgins, by the way.
Speaker 5: Has a five year old daughter. She mentioned she was
Speaker 5: going to bring her.
Speaker 1: I have to pay my babysit extra to watch her daughter,
Speaker 1: but Missy said no because her daughter is in daycare
Speaker 1: all day and she doesn't want her to have to
Speaker 1: be in there with a sitter, so she's bringing her.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2: If she's in daycare all day, the kid would be exhausted.
Speaker 2: Why would you drag her out of the house to
Speaker 2: an adult's only dinner. That's stupid.
Speaker 1: Very good point, she said to Missy. I understand, but
Speaker 1: I don't think it's appropriate for you to come. So
Speaker 1: she continued to say that the conversation got a little
Speaker 1: bit rowdy because Missy obviously said, no, I think it
Speaker 1: is appropriate for my five year old psychopathic daughter to
Speaker 1: come in amongst all of these adults. So imagine a
Speaker 1: genuine catch up with friends in a private function room
Speaker 1: at a hotel I don't know, like the Kent Town hotel.
Speaker 5: Yes, and then one of your friends brings their five
Speaker 5: No thanks, Yeah.
Speaker 8: It's not gonna work as Yeah, I'll give that a
Speaker 8: hard pass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, imagine bringing your little lord to harper situations. Not
Speaker 5: that I mean, she's as bad as it gets.
Speaker 1: Oh so she's fine, she's actually one of the good ones.
Speaker 1: On the weekend, twice twice we tried to go out
Speaker 1: for breakfast, and twice we were unable to go because
Speaker 1: one of my children decided to crack an absolute melt down.
Speaker 8: Can I hazard a guess? It was Lotty, wasn't it?
Speaker 5: I wasn't Lotty?
Speaker 10: What it was?
Speaker 5: Not Lotty?
Speaker 1: And Lotty could sense that stuff is going on as well,
Speaker 1: and she was just sort of in the background in
Speaker 1: the corner with a big grin on her face.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so she should have been stee like, is that
Speaker 5: Is that what I look like when I do this?
Speaker 8: And it's like, how satisfying is it when you're not
Speaker 8: the worst one in the family for once?
Speaker 2: I love that feeling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also it's such a competition, so she'll probably
Speaker 1: try and outdo Henry next time.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Ah.
Speaker 1: There's two types of people in this world. Those were
Speaker 1: toddlers and those without. And please those without just bear
Speaker 1: with us. And now, how can you describe what a
Speaker 1: toddler's like? The most difficult person that you've ever dealt
Speaker 1: with in your entire life times a hundred, because there's
Speaker 1: no negotiating.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, there's no understanding.
Speaker 1: So everyone repeat after us already one, two, three, Toddlers suck, suck.
Speaker 5: This makes you want to get out of here and
Speaker 5: just fly to a different city, doesn't it.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: My husband took off to golf yesterday and as he
Speaker 2: drove away, he's two to the horn. I've never seen
Speaker 2: a man more grateful to get away from a toddler.
Speaker 1: I'd see that, I.
Speaker 2: See you not hours. That's a job.
Speaker 5: That was a joke. That's a job. That's a terrible job.
Speaker 1: I think we can all safely agree that the joy
Speaker 1: in particularly on a Tuesday, let alone a Monday.
Speaker 2: His news every morning apps this morning morning.
Speaker 6: It's hard for me to carry this over to a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: You're such a zone on a Monday. So I bet
Speaker 1: whatever you were doing yesterday, cheese, you were funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was.
Speaker 5: That's just routine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, correct, Yeah, you can't help yourself. Can I kick
Speaker 2: us off this morning? I've got a very wholesome joke.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 8: Oh interesting, Okay.
Speaker 2: So a man was driving down the road when a
Speaker 2: policeman stopped him, and the officer looked in the back
Speaker 2: of the man's truck and he said, why are there
Speaker 2: penguins in your truck? And the man replied, these are
Speaker 2: my penguins and they belong to me. And the policeman said,
Speaker 2: you need to take them to the zoo. So the
Speaker 2: next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down
Speaker 2: the road and he pulled him over again and he
Speaker 2: saw the penguins were still in the back of the truck,
Speaker 2: but this time they were wearing sunglasses, and the police
Speaker 2: officer said, I thought, I told you to take these
Speaker 2: penguins to the zoo, and the man replied, I did,
Speaker 2: and today I'm taking them.
Speaker 8: To the beach.
Speaker 2: Come on, penguins with sunglasses on. That's so cute. So
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 10: For me.
Speaker 2: Maybe sunscreen or something a little bit more.
Speaker 12: All right.
Speaker 7: A girl takes her new boyfriend home to meet the parents, right,
Speaker 7: and he comes in and the parents are shocked. He's
Speaker 7: got you know, he's a real not not really a
Speaker 7: look or he's very you know, it looks like he's
Speaker 7: done some time. He's got a tear drop tattoo on
Speaker 7: his face. Blah blah blah. Anyway, so you know, the
Speaker 7: parents sit there and they talk to him for a
Speaker 7: little bit, and as the girl gets up to go
Speaker 7: into the kitchen, the mother says, come here, you know
Speaker 7: what is going on? He doesn't look very nice, And
Speaker 7: the girl replies with, well, if he's not very nice, mum,
Speaker 7: why is he doing five hundred hours of community?
Speaker 2: So that's.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 1: I'm very holesome this morning. Oh let's go in a
Speaker 1: different direction show. I'm just gonna round it out this one.
Speaker 1: A man is walking down the street when he noticed
Speaker 1: that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a
Speaker 1: rocking chair with nothing on from the waist down.
Speaker 2: Grandpa, Oh, I got such a grandpa thing today.
Speaker 5: Oh Grandpa, what are you doing? The man exclaims.
Speaker 1: The old man looks off in the distance and does
Speaker 1: not answer his grandson. Grandpa, what are you doing sitting
Speaker 1: at him with nothing on below the waist?
Speaker 5: He asked again.
Speaker 1: The old man slyly looks at him and says, well,
Speaker 1: last week I sat out here with no shirt on,
Speaker 1: and I got a stiff neck.
Speaker 5: So this was your grandma's idea. I don't get it.
Speaker 5: Do you get it?
Speaker 2: That was a good one. Yeah, maybe my penguin should
Speaker 2: have had.
Speaker 8: No pants on.
Speaker 5: Penguins had no pants on. Classic, that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 5: It is the day after April Fool's Day? Did you
Speaker 5: get done yesterday? Gives a call?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten or four double nine nine
Speaker 1: nine one nine. I feel like you can only get
Speaker 1: done once, Yes, the first time you get done. And
Speaker 1: sometimes I felt like yesterday snuck up on us because
Speaker 1: it was Easter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I think no idea what the date.
Speaker 8: Was because Easter had been was a bit pouch. So,
Speaker 8: like you know who knew what the date was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some good ones getting around though, particularly via a
Speaker 1: say Pop got involved. And maybe some of the companies
Speaker 1: that you don't expect to sort of play games. Yes,
Speaker 1: maybe they're the ones that get you.
Speaker 8: Well, say police, you don't expect, No, you don't see
Speaker 8: that coming.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they said they were going to crack down on
Speaker 5: pitching vaders. So they're going to introduce greyhounds that we're
Speaker 5: going to patrol the games during gather round.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what if I was like, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about pitching vating, but a big old crazy greyhound is
Speaker 1: going to mow me down.
Speaker 5: I'll be sitting there like, okay, they're quick.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 5: That got a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Also, Farmers UNI got on board. Farmers Union just putting
Speaker 1: together a beautiful cheese a cheer bree Farmer's Union brie.
Speaker 1: Come on, so the milk would be Farmers Union.
Speaker 8: No one felt for that, didby?
Speaker 2: I hope not.
Speaker 1: What about if these people are like, oh, I'd go
Speaker 1: for that now it's a joke, you'd be like, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it gross.
Speaker 5: Do you see any of it?
Speaker 6: I did?
Speaker 2: I saw one or I saw two.
Speaker 7: Actually one was influencers won't be able to film in
Speaker 7: public unless they have a permit as of June first,
Speaker 7: this particular page on Instagram ran that and it went off.
Speaker 2: People just absolutely losing it.
Speaker 7: And then I did see another one a school over
Speaker 7: in Perth who said made an announcement that McDonald's was
Speaker 7: going to go into where their canteen is and that
Speaker 7: they would be all the students would have access to
Speaker 7: McDonald's twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: And that's what that's the way they were going. Very funny.
Speaker 2: I saw a dead set down the rabbit Hole. We
Speaker 2: were there a couple of weeks ago and it was
Speaker 2: an Influenza photo shoot and it went for an hour
Speaker 2: and a half. These two poor boyfriends of Instagram had
Speaker 2: to stand there and they would have taken a thousand
Speaker 2: photos easily, but the old look away. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: there's no camera watching me and you just caught me
Speaker 2: candidly handed. Yeah, sorry, called being candid.
Speaker 8: Apologies.
Speaker 1: The Adelaide Oval school board that got so many people
Speaker 1: and it got me as well. Asked, Okay, it kind
Speaker 1: of makes sense. Feels like a big project. So I
Speaker 1: think came out by the advertised that the Adelaide Oval
Speaker 1: were going to get rid of the school board temporarily. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just for this weekend's gather around to get more seats in. Okay,
Speaker 1: such was the popularity for these games, and you fell
Speaker 1: for that. I absolutely felt for that.
Speaker 2: As an AFL football sports reporter, you felt for that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jody Aody never felt for anything in a life.
Speaker 1: I could tell you, I reckon, I could get up
Speaker 1: this morning. Tell that's Wednesday.
Speaker 5: You believe me.
Speaker 8: I am genuinely.
Speaker 2: This is why it's surprising that April Fool's Day didn't
Speaker 2: get me good, because I'm the most gullible person on
Speaker 2: the planet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one that got me, and it's always one
Speaker 1: before you catch on. I saw the post that sunrise
Speaker 1: that Matt Shervington had resigned.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: They put a post out saying it shocked everyone and
Speaker 1: Matt Shervington it's chasing his Olympic dream, which meant he
Speaker 1: would have to jump shit over the Channel nine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was resigning. I was like, wow, that's yeah,
Speaker 5: that's a huge move.
Speaker 8: But that's feasible, isn't it If he wanted to work
Speaker 8: on the Olympics.
Speaker 5: It's believable.
Speaker 1: Spring at Gully announced a sweet Mustard pickle flavored Lamington.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's gross.
Speaker 1: Bright and Jeddie Bakery announced a hot dog slash hot
Speaker 1: Cross bun hybrid, calling it a hot Cross hot Dog.
Speaker 5: Social media and this is my favorite Jones.
Speaker 2: Yeah. MP.
Speaker 1: Catherine Hutchison post on social media that a monorail would
Speaker 1: be built to reduce congestion from bell Air. Well done,
Speaker 1: telling a bit of those Simpsons vibes, don't.
Speaker 5: And I think the one that we're all still a little.
Speaker 1: Bit confused about and producer and you'll be onto this
Speaker 1: as well, is that we got a message via the
Speaker 1: WhatsApp group yesterday on Monday, Jodi is saying that I
Speaker 1: don't think she can do songs a song songs on
Speaker 1: again because it gives us so much anxiety, so she
Speaker 1: might have to quit.
Speaker 5: And we were like, ah, April fools.
Speaker 8: No, that's completely enough legitimate from me.
Speaker 5: It wasn't a joke. Ah, well it's locked in.
Speaker 2: Oh god, are we playing that this morning?
Speaker 5: We are soon, that's coming up in the next ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Hey you going over there, Well, I've had too much
Speaker 2: caffeine this morning, so I.
Speaker 1: Last we did that, it served you really well, okay,
Speaker 1: awful for your health?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's terrible for your central nervous Yeah.
Speaker 4: Last time we thought we'd losey through the room, but
Speaker 4: you did win.
Speaker 3: It's really worth it.
Speaker 5: You're fluttering around like a hummingbird.
Speaker 3: That's good, all right.
Speaker 4: We've got a couple of listeners on board today, hopefully
Speaker 4: taking home a one hundred dollars Captown Hotel voucher.
Speaker 3: We've got Mel from Salisbury East on Team Hazy.
Speaker 8: Mel's had too much caffeine.
Speaker 3: Jody Zoey from Cameltown.
Speaker 8: Great name, hellos, are we good morning?
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 8: I will try my damn.
Speaker 10: Just for you.
Speaker 5: That's all we can do. That's all we can do, Joe.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, I did walk in here this morning
Speaker 4: and say guys this, they're easy this week, which I
Speaker 4: don't know if that makes things easier or harder for
Speaker 4: you if I set the president that they're easy.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm going to be disappointed.
Speaker 8: I just want everyone to get on with it.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: Okay, the same as always three over hits and probags
Speaker 4: orchestralized best of three.
Speaker 3: Let's have song number one please.
Speaker 2: Would be.
Speaker 11: Yeah. I love.
Speaker 3: Take ye my heart, I'm in love with you.
Speaker 2: She smells stop.
Speaker 4: Strong, starf strong stark, but it's not over so number two.
Speaker 2: All the small things but one I turn the lights.
Speaker 13: Of carry me.
Speaker 3: I love when this has I love a time break.
Speaker 3: It's a time right, so please.
Speaker 5: Hazy love story Bye Tyler sweet. I don't even know
Speaker 5: any of the other words.
Speaker 1: Steals somehow, God because I'm really good song.
Speaker 5: What's my lead again?
Speaker 3: So we yeah, that brings Hazy still the lead. It'll
Speaker 3: be eight to five.
Speaker 2: All right, So I don't get carried away with yourself.
Speaker 5: Jose is just doing what the crowsy door closed that
Speaker 5: before she sweeps in for the wind later in.
Speaker 3: The season, the journey. It's the destination, Jos. That's going
Speaker 3: to be a win.
Speaker 4: But that means that male from so Fres is getting
Speaker 4: a one hundred dollars town hotel.
Speaker 3: About you, thank you so much.
Speaker 9: I have samping in the air, and.
Speaker 2: That's what zey apologies to you.
Speaker 11: That's all right, tried, so I both in the drawer
Speaker 11: for first classic dec that's so true, lady, Yeah, thanks,
Speaker 11: all right, just just pop out of the segment and
Speaker 11: turn on a song and do press the buttons and
Speaker 11: do what you have to do.
Speaker 3: You did well, Thank you.
Speaker 5: Oh the numbers a jam. What's going on? Should we
Speaker 5: replay it right now?
Speaker 2: J's Diary, Dear Diary, Well it's been a short week,
Speaker 2: but still plenty of time to have a crack at
Speaker 2: the map. Pas here up and about who saw that coming?
Speaker 2: Both of their heads, Oh SUSY's And I tell you
Speaker 2: what I did not see coming. And that's the story
Speaker 2: of an armless streaker with a backpack at the pond.
Speaker 2: Rosa put us in the mood, hazy.
Speaker 1: Where are we need to central square the Mighty fo
Speaker 1: two thousand and six, two thousand and seven, there was
Speaker 1: a bloke who was just wearing undies, he had no arms,
Speaker 1: with a backpack on, and he made his way from
Speaker 1: one side of the pon the roster to the other
Speaker 1: mid game. It would have been like central free Port
Speaker 1: game and we all stopped wile there's bloke who was
Speaker 1: wearing it back back it could have been chocolate bot
Speaker 1: full of bombs, and the security guards were almost cheering
Speaker 1: for him, letting him go through it.
Speaker 2: And Diary, it just felt like someone had something on
Speaker 2: his brain this week.
Speaker 5: That is the sacaday have a lastest day for an
Speaker 5: a cafe.
Speaker 1: How about we hook you up with a week's worth
Speaker 1: of the best cocks at Cookschies.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, boy boy.
Speaker 1: I almost combined the word galaxy and coffee, but then
Speaker 1: I selected the wrong letters and came out in all
Speaker 1: sorts of pro wrongness.
Speaker 8: Very bad timing for ready to drop by.
Speaker 5: Ride my pony. Indeed, good morning to you, Tom Ran
Speaker 5: morning Hazy, Jodes, how are you?
Speaker 2: And if he wasn't thinking about that, he was obsessing
Speaker 2: over my fratata.
Speaker 5: Top end but a big solidate with the torpay what happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, don't seem what you were poisoned
Speaker 1: by one of your own fratatas.
Speaker 2: Either way, it felt like I was on all fours
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 5: Jody the human and Jody the cow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, so it's like, oh which one?
Speaker 5: Let's not get it confused.
Speaker 10: Do you know?
Speaker 5: Let's not milk the wrong Jody? Do you know what
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 2: Let's god Anastasia from Water Lakes, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Pay Anastagia. You want a poll take you want to
Speaker 5: give to the cow. But if we go car beautiful
Speaker 5: there you guys, Hey, you're good at this.
Speaker 2: Storry. My Almo impression failed to get Hazy fired up.
Speaker 2: But if you okay, are you gonna look all right?
Speaker 2: I will if you want me to.
Speaker 5: You're still what you think you need to do?
Speaker 3: Okay, Elmo.
Speaker 2: And the Big Man shot the pants off all of
Speaker 2: us this week with his intimate sex and the city knowledge.
Speaker 1: Could you name all Samantha, Miranda, Carrie and also Charlotte?
Speaker 5: What just happened? What just happened?
Speaker 2: You just made the women of Adelaude love you even more.
Speaker 2: But Diary, if someone had to sum up this short
Speaker 2: but sweet week, I guess it had to be. Hazy said.
Speaker 5: Look, I've got two words for everybody, both ends.
Speaker 8: I didn't say that. I didn't say that happen.
Speaker 2: So to Elmo, Elmore, our good friends from the Doggies.
Speaker 5: Where the body buddy God.
Speaker 2: Make sure you always answer the phone like this. You're
Speaker 2: completely gone. Later you gather around, gather around me. Jody
Speaker 2: and Hazy all send us a text you.
Speaker 5: Texting through for two seven one five four one double six.
Speaker 2: You just want to clarify that the text line is
Speaker 2: oh for double O nine one nine again? Did yes
Speaker 2: go off this weekend to Easter kings and queens?
Speaker 14: All my love Jody, We're going back into OZI on
Speaker 14: this daisy in again the Tuesday edition of On This Daisy.
Speaker 5: I thought that the way long weekend was never going
Speaker 5: to end. U.
Speaker 2: God, don't you get in this halfway through it and
Speaker 2: you're like, can I just Tuesday already? I want to
Speaker 2: go back to work.
Speaker 1: I just need an injection of some knowledge. Yeah, fun
Speaker 1: facts to get me through the week. Well, you're in
Speaker 1: luck on this day that is the second of April.
Speaker 1: In eighteen seventy seven, the first human cannonball Circus was
Speaker 1: performed at West's Amphitheater in London.
Speaker 2: I just wonder the brainstorming meeting where everyone sat around
Speaker 2: and went, what do we want to do today? Guys, Oh,
Speaker 2: let's blow someone out of a cannon.
Speaker 5: Shoot you out of a cannon. Yeah, we're getting the
Speaker 5: courage to do it. Yeah, this is the thing, let's
Speaker 5: try it.
Speaker 2: But also I would argue someone should have knock that
Speaker 2: on the head and gone, that's a stupid idea. Why
Speaker 2: would you do that?
Speaker 5: Money?
Speaker 1: And fine, yeah, name your top five cannonball athletes across
Speaker 1: the journey.
Speaker 2: There was Cannibal Keithy, he was good. Cameron Cannibal.
Speaker 5: Cameron Cannibal, very very solid, persistent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris Cannibal is Cannibal.
Speaker 5: Cannibal Kelsey, Yeah, Kelsey, of course, Cannibal Candace. She was
Speaker 5: very good as well, Mary Dave Warner.
Speaker 1: For Cannons two seven, most decks of playing cards was memorized.
Speaker 1: It was achieved by Dave Farrow, who memorized on a
Speaker 1: single s I thing a random sequence of fifty nine
Speaker 1: separate card packs totaling three thousand and sixty eight cards.
Speaker 5: And I can't remember my last name some days. I
Speaker 5: definitely can't remember my kids' birthday.
Speaker 2: But also someone should have knocked that idea on their
Speaker 2: head and said, I don't want to memorize three hundred
Speaker 2: and a thousand cards.
Speaker 5: Well right, oh mate, Yeah, maybe remember more useful stuff.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like my kid's birth Yes, totally, so they can
Speaker 8: let you.
Speaker 1: Know, Dave, can you memorize my kid's birthdays for me please?
Speaker 1: Twenty thirteen, John Farnham was voted Australia's best singer of
Speaker 1: all time by a panel of more than one hundred
Speaker 1: Astralians singers and musicians commissioned by News Limited. No arguments here,
Speaker 1: No one's arguing, guy, It's just an absolute.
Speaker 5: Gift from the musical heavens. He'll make a come back.
Speaker 5: Don't you worry about that No.
Speaker 1: One song on the second of April in two thousand,
Speaker 1: Toga's a Miracle from Fragma.
Speaker 5: You might be like, what's this song? I bet you
Speaker 5: know about yet put it up