Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan show bloody madness observation coming in.
Speaker 1: Every time I hear that song, I imagine it's Travis
Speaker 1: Kelsey singing.
Speaker 2: Why I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's it looks it sounds like Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3: Oh, I wish she told me the start of the
Speaker 3: song so I could imagine.
Speaker 1: Do we have a grab of it or can you
Speaker 1: rewind or something on all this equipment because it's important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I agree. Let's of course there's no hook there.
Speaker 3: Can we just listen to the start? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think it might start quickly, so in
Speaker 1: your mind imagine.
Speaker 2: Tom's imagine you can see.
Speaker 3: It, are you? I can? I mean knowing he'll try
Speaker 3: to start singing in the next six months, so you're
Speaker 3: probably on the.
Speaker 2: Mone and he'll be just as good.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you Chrissy's cliche fait.
Speaker 2: I have fallen in love anew with Whoopy Goldberg.
Speaker 3: We love her, I just.
Speaker 2: Love I love her.
Speaker 1: When someone is unashamedly, unabashedly salty and cranky, she's no, actually,
Speaker 1: because Ellen DeGeneres went that way and it was awful.
Speaker 1: Remember she had those dead eyes towards the end of
Speaker 1: her season and it was like, oh.
Speaker 3: There's a difference, and I can tell you what it is.
Speaker 3: Ellen still pretended to be happy and joyous on the show.
Speaker 3: I know we could pick, but she was pretending behind
Speaker 3: the scenes she was an assholes hoopy. Her saltiness is
Speaker 3: laid out in front of all of the audience. We
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 1: She's clearly too tired and too over it to be there,
Speaker 1: and yet she turns up every morning into that makeup chair,
Speaker 1: and I for one saluter.
Speaker 3: And to hear her then on like we're about to
Speaker 3: on a different talk show. She sounds happy and joyous.
Speaker 1: She's okay, she's she's appeared on a different talk show,
Speaker 1: as you said, to talk. Sister Act three now their
Speaker 1: sister Act, which was legendary Sister Acts two back in
Speaker 1: the Habit.
Speaker 2: I don't think i've seen it.
Speaker 3: I've not seen that either.
Speaker 1: Having said that, I'm looking at a still here, a
Speaker 1: very young Lauren Hill from the Fujis, and I feel
Speaker 1: like I've seen that, and that's from Sister Act too, So.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But Sister Act three is much anticipated and it is coming.
Speaker 1: But the great Maggie Smith, who is synonymous with the
Speaker 1: Sister Act has recently passed away, and that is what
Speaker 1: needed to be addressed by mus Goldberg.
Speaker 4: We're having to make some readjustments because we just lost
Speaker 4: Maggie Smith, as you know, and so we're we will
Speaker 4: get it done. We'll get it done. It just it
Speaker 4: just is a yeah, as a shift.
Speaker 1: I hope it is just like a shift in the
Speaker 1: script and not some spooky computer generated that never in
Speaker 1: a film and never works.
Speaker 3: That's almost insulting as well to do. Hey speaking, I
Speaker 3: will be being salty, So I check up on the
Speaker 3: views socials to see her saltiness. Yeah, and the day
Speaker 3: the morning after Trump won, they all went through the
Speaker 3: women and that gave their sort of opinion on it all.
Speaker 1: And keep in mind Trump recently very openly dissed Whoopie Goldber.
Speaker 2: He did and she was a stupid woman.
Speaker 3: We enjoyed that. But she in this speech, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna play much of it, but she sort of again
Speaker 3: showed saltiness and sort of lifted the curtain on how
Speaker 3: she works and how she operates on that show. Have
Speaker 3: a listen, people.
Speaker 4: When I got out of the car today because nobody
Speaker 4: will let me drive, I saw people walking around.
Speaker 3: Look at you know drinking, then what is.
Speaker 4: The coffee stuff from Starbucks?
Speaker 3: Starbucks? I don't drink coffee, so I never remember it.
Speaker 1: I think you sort of know what Starbucks is, even
Speaker 1: if you're not a coffee drinker.
Speaker 3: I can you remember what Starbucks streat she's craking and
Speaker 3: the fact that the production don't let her drive herself.
Speaker 2: Ine, I wonder why that is. How old is she
Speaker 2: that they called that on her.
Speaker 3: I'd say they must have because she clearly isn't thrilled
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not allowed to drive. Apparently, here you go,
Speaker 2: she's only sixty eight.
Speaker 3: Let the girl get behind the wheel.
Speaker 1: And it's her birthday on Wednesday, which is World Kindness
Speaker 1: Day and my best friend's birthday as well. Now let's
Speaker 1: move on to bon Jovi and Pitbull.
Speaker 2: This is not This is not a typo. Now I'm
Speaker 2: going to play you something.
Speaker 1: It is the teaser for a song that bon Jovi
Speaker 1: and Pitbull are releasing together, and then I'm going to
Speaker 1: come back and tell you my thoughts. I mean, in
Speaker 1: a weird twist of eight, the computer screen in front
Speaker 1: of me just had the big words whoops, something went.
Speaker 2: Wrong, And I think that is exactly what's happened with
Speaker 2: this collaboration?
Speaker 3: Why are they doing this?
Speaker 1: Come on, Dad's get out of the garret. Stop playing
Speaker 1: air hockey and drinking Budweiser.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Oh not wrong until the kid LaRoy is in the
Speaker 1: Nova Red Room, very exclusive gig.
Speaker 3: I'm still mad that I'm not going.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you're not going.
Speaker 3: I mean, I could fly myself up for it. But
Speaker 3: do I love him that much? Chrissy's click, yes.
Speaker 2: You do.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're up to.
Speaker 1: I think you're you're just cocooning a little bit. I
Speaker 1: get it after the week that you've had James Bond.
Speaker 2: Frankly, the.
Speaker 1: Daniel Craig, who played James Bond most recently is in
Speaker 1: the news and it just made me miss James Bond
Speaker 1: and like, how long was it since we've had a
Speaker 1: James Bond film? I'm looking it up right now.
Speaker 2: Twenty one?
Speaker 3: And was that who did the song for that? Was
Speaker 3: that the Billie Eilish one? Yes?
Speaker 2: I think so, No Time to Die? Yeah, I feel
Speaker 2: like we're do you another one?
Speaker 1: And there was a big like fural kerfuffle rumor mill
Speaker 1: about who was going to play the new James Bond
Speaker 1: because Daniel Craig stepped down.
Speaker 3: We still don't know, no, and we don't even what's
Speaker 3: her name. Barbara Broccley is at the bar Barbara Brockley,
Speaker 3: Barbara Broccley. Usually she's in the press like sort of
Speaker 3: dropping hints on who it might be. We haven't had
Speaker 3: that for like six months, Yeah, which means they're not
Speaker 3: even in production yet.
Speaker 2: It is crack.
Speaker 3: We don't have one for years.
Speaker 2: Well, James Daniel, I just call him James Bond. He's
Speaker 2: synonymous with it.
Speaker 1: Daniel Craig doesn't want to talk about James Bond any more.
Speaker 1: He sat down to do a press junket for his
Speaker 1: new film Queer with an actor called Drew Starkey, who's
Speaker 1: got the most exquisite angelic face and vibe.
Speaker 2: I've not seen him in anything.
Speaker 3: He's ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: He's a really beautiful boy, like you would say that anyway.
Speaker 2: They're in this film together.
Speaker 1: They were, you know, put through some twenty questions by
Speaker 1: Variety and have a listen to the answer given actually
Speaker 1: by his co star Drew Starky about how many Bond
Speaker 1: films Daniel Craig had made?
Speaker 3: How many Games Bond films? Has Daniel meade? Are you
Speaker 3: asking me that I have to write the answer? I'm
Speaker 3: going to get it wrong? Answer gone, look too exactly.
Speaker 3: I don't know either.
Speaker 2: I count the five.
Speaker 1: Five Drew Starky wrote, too many is the official.
Speaker 3: Number, which makes me think, Like on set and when
Speaker 3: they've been sort of chatting that Daniel Craig's opened up
Speaker 3: about the fact he was over Ajames Bond those last
Speaker 3: couple of films.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, how many has he made?
Speaker 3: Fast? Was it five? Okay?
Speaker 1: Then the questioning turned two Daniel Craig about James Bond
Speaker 1: and his replacement.
Speaker 3: If you were to pass the Gems Bond torch, who
Speaker 3: would you love to see play him?
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't care. He's one of the greatest
Speaker 2: answers of all time.
Speaker 1: Now, someone that we do care about is the Block
Speaker 1: and the episode that we've all been waiting for, the
Speaker 1: big auction episode is this Sunday I Reckon. It's the
Speaker 1: sort of TV that, even if you've not watched a
Speaker 1: frame of the series, you'll chune in.
Speaker 3: And watch it, watch the auctions.
Speaker 2: It's good fun you've absolutely got to.
Speaker 1: And there was a little bit of an expose or
Speaker 1: one on one an Evening with Oprah style interview last
Speaker 1: night with Kylie and her forgettable husband spread They sat
Speaker 1: down with said pastello want a current affair, and you
Speaker 1: know they seem good.
Speaker 3: Kylie and Brad are back and we're told back together.
Speaker 3: We definitely learned some things along the way. Did I
Speaker 3: learn anything? She wouldn't have meant it if she didn't.
Speaker 3: I just stuck to my guns.
Speaker 2: And we just have to see the ending be the ending.
Speaker 3: We just want everyone to like, we love everyone and
Speaker 3: we actually want them all to do.
Speaker 1: But we want everyone to come away from this with
Speaker 1: something achievable. And I don't even understand what that means.
Speaker 1: What do you mean come away with something achievable?
Speaker 3: I think she means come away with a lot of money.
Speaker 1: That's what That would be nice. That would make the
Speaker 1: ordeal that they went through worths.
Speaker 3: I kind of hope they win, Like I hope they
Speaker 3: make the most money out of everyone, because they've provided
Speaker 3: the most drama. They deserve. Yes to get the cash.
Speaker 1: And then they delivered a cheating scandal, which wasn't really
Speaker 1: truly scandal. They nearly broke up their long term relationship
Speaker 1: slash marriage over it.
Speaker 3: She nearly ran into a penguin in the pitch black
Speaker 3: of the night in Plon.
Speaker 1: She would have really hurt her feet when she was
Speaker 1: barefoot on the freeway, So it's called compensation.
Speaker 3: I agree. By speaking to Channel nine, Swanny, Chrissy's couch
Speaker 3: is back Monday. That's where we set you a task
Speaker 3: on Monday. You have to call us back Tuesday with
Speaker 3: the answer and you get a thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't be easier.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your weekend, Swanny. I hope it's RESTful and relaxed.
Speaker 1: Thank you and saying to you Rickie, Lee, Tim and
Speaker 1: Joel taking you all the way up to the prespers
Speaker 1: of the weekend.
Speaker 2: We'll see you Monday. The Chrisy Swan Show is a
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