Speaker 1: Jody and Hazes ask us anything.
Speaker 2: We're nothing is off limits because we're still breaking down
Speaker 2: some walls and getting to know each other the listeners
Speaker 2: and vice versa, and also produce.
Speaker 3: A share good Morning, the good morning.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 3: This is my favorite segment.
Speaker 5: You love it. You have a little glint in You're right,
Speaker 5: go on then into it.
Speaker 3: Ask you guys all these questions and if you do
Speaker 3: have a question, you can email us at breakfast at
Speaker 3: over nine to one nine a dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: So our first question is from Dante. Guys. I'm a
Speaker 3: no fluff kind of bloke and I think you guys
Speaker 3: are sounding good, but I'm asking for a friend. Have
Speaker 3: you ever been in a situation you can't talk yourselves
Speaker 3: out of?
Speaker 6: Hmm?
Speaker 1: There you go first with this one, al right, I'll
Speaker 1: go first.
Speaker 2: Picture of this young Andrew Hayes around the age of
Speaker 2: nineteen and really just exploring the world and trying to
Speaker 2: subverb myself and get myself involved in as many activities
Speaker 2: as possible. I used to live in Sydney, yes, and
Speaker 2: we used to frequent the night area of the King's
Speaker 2: Cross and I remember one particular nights venturing up to
Speaker 2: I can't even remember what it was, but it was
Speaker 2: like a five story facility, wasn't the classy one that
Speaker 2: was in the one in the middle of town anyway.
Speaker 2: And I remember getting halfway up and for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: I didn't think i'd have time to get to the
Speaker 2: toilet number one just too for those playing along at home, yep.
Speaker 2: So I remember being in the process, in the process
Speaker 2: of doing what I had to do, and just getting
Speaker 2: a tap of the shoulder. Oh no, big boolly bouncer,
Speaker 2: and he waited to see what I was going to say, yeap,
Speaker 2: which I said, literally, I've got nothing to say, mate,
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Please, don't hurt me, Let's move on.
Speaker 2: He said, okay, And I thought there was nothing that
Speaker 2: I could have said there that was going to get
Speaker 2: me into that club.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you sprung.
Speaker 6: I had a situation once where we were interviewing something,
Speaker 6: and it can be interviewing someone and it can be
Speaker 6: a very precarious situation in the studio, and we spoke
Speaker 6: to this person at length.
Speaker 5: It was a horrible interview. I hated it.
Speaker 6: I'm not going to say who it was. And they
Speaker 6: just didn't want to be there. They weren't about it,
Speaker 6: and so the interview ended, thank you very much, that's great,
Speaker 6: And then I thought the line had been disconnected because
Speaker 6: they went in the studio.
Speaker 5: You know how we do interviews down the line.
Speaker 6: So may I may or may not have teed off
Speaker 6: on this person and said that was the most horrible
Speaker 6: interview I've ever done in my life. And they were
Speaker 6: still there and launched a formal complaint against me.
Speaker 5: And the station.
Speaker 1: Off the record though, who was it? No, I'm not
Speaker 1: off the record.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6: No no, no sports person, no no, no news person,
Speaker 6: no never, I will never tell.
Speaker 5: It was a singer, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: My gosh.
Speaker 1: That happened the okay, all right?
Speaker 3: Question number two. This one's come from T Shirt. I'm
Speaker 3: about to get a new iPhone for my thirtieth and
Speaker 3: before I do, I need to know from you both.
Speaker 3: Are you an iPhone or an Android? Person?
Speaker 1: I'm going to say T Shirt.
Speaker 3: Like she has a point of view on this, just
Speaker 3: throw up.
Speaker 5: Who has an Android?
Speaker 6: Is there anyone amongst this team who has an Android?
Speaker 6: If you've got an Android thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 6: we'd love to hear from you, and why if.
Speaker 2: You can get through, because does it have a technology
Speaker 2: to call us up.
Speaker 3: I don't think. Look from this question, I think actually
Speaker 3: T Shirt is an android person, so you're probably just offended.
Speaker 5: It's fine to think.
Speaker 1: About androids as well.
Speaker 2: Is if I've sent someone to text and it's not blue, Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a part of him. It's like, well do they
Speaker 2: even exist? When it goes through and it's green? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like what's going on here? There's already a bit of
Speaker 2: a breakdown. And trust, yes, what I feel like that?
Speaker 1: Sean? Tell me why I have no idea?
Speaker 2: I starting to throw some questions back at you.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm with you, guys. iPhones all the way. I've
Speaker 3: had one for twelve years. I never swore.
Speaker 6: I don't know any different, No, no, except for I
Speaker 6: have one.
Speaker 5: Of those Samsung ericson flip phones. And how cool did
Speaker 5: you think you were?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little model, You're so cool and you're like
Speaker 2: this has just got no gadgets whatsoever.
Speaker 1: But I just need something to call me so I
Speaker 1: can flip it.
Speaker 5: How good I look?
Speaker 3: All right? Question number three for today it's come from test.
Speaker 3: Who is the most famous person you've ever come along?
Speaker 3: And metal visited in your work?
Speaker 5: Hmmm, that's an interesting one.
Speaker 1: Okay, you want to go first with this.
Speaker 6: I don't want to go first because every time I
Speaker 6: do it, I get accused of name dropping.
Speaker 1: For almost decades.
Speaker 6: Well, well I won't do it then if you don't
Speaker 6: want to know, girl, Sorry, Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe, just
Speaker 6: him like Russell Brand, Taylor Swift, whatever.
Speaker 1: Hey, put your manners back? You stepping out of lane?
Speaker 7: What about you?
Speaker 5: Who's the most famous person you've met?
Speaker 2: I actually interviewed a couple of years ago. I interviewed
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. We speak daily and whenever I'm in.
Speaker 1: The most famous person.
Speaker 3: Is a mutual conversation? Is just asking him?
Speaker 1: It's one way?
Speaker 5: Or is it just you repenting.
Speaker 1: Life of them? Anyway?
Speaker 2: Most famous person forgot, I'm gonna say I straight away
Speaker 2: goes sports?
Speaker 1: Can I say Bruce mcavan Yeah, Bruce mcavany.
Speaker 2: That's and some He's the one person when he walks
Speaker 2: in at Channel seven, everyone just sort of freezes.
Speaker 1: And he's got this crazy aura about him.
Speaker 6: He is the closest thing to Jesus Christ and God
Speaker 6: that you'll ever meet.
Speaker 5: Bruce mcavany.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I talked to me. He doesn't talk back,
Speaker 1: so similar relation.
Speaker 3: He's a lovely, fantastic, and our final question is come
Speaker 3: from Dave Morning guys, love what you do? I do
Speaker 3: miss the throuple. I think he's referring to Ben, liamon Bell.
Speaker 3: But on that topic, who from Ben, Liam and Bell?
Speaker 3: Would you kiss, marry or shoot?
Speaker 1: Okay? You kick us off?
Speaker 5: Okay, I'd pash Bell. Who wouldn't?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 6: We all know you don't have a vest vested interest
Speaker 6: in us women. That's fine.
Speaker 5: I would probably marry Liam because he makes me laugh.
Speaker 6: He's very funny, yep, And that means I have no
Speaker 6: other option but to shoot Ben.
Speaker 3: Yeah right.
Speaker 1: It's always the boys to get short, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: I would kiss Belle, but I kiss her first, and
Speaker 2: then I'd marry Ben. And then I'd kill Liam because
Speaker 2: I feel like he's the jealous toop.
Speaker 6: I have never seen him perform, but I am so
Speaker 6: looking forward to this little sample sized bite of you bando.
Speaker 5: Men, Welcome to the studio.
Speaker 1: What a pleasure. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 5: So your show has it all been going?
Speaker 4: It's been going very well. So I'm a musical improviser.
Speaker 4: I chump with the audience every night and make songs
Speaker 4: up about their lives and it's lovely.
Speaker 6: Now you cannot come in without doing a little performance
Speaker 6: for us.
Speaker 1: We gotta do it.
Speaker 5: So how's this going to roll? Can you explain?
Speaker 1: This is one of my favorite things.
Speaker 4: I am now realizing that most of the bands that
Speaker 4: I loved when I was when I was younger, are
Speaker 4: having reunion concerts.
Speaker 1: They broke up, They're getting back to go Club seven
Speaker 1: Clubs seven.
Speaker 4: I mean, I lost my mind, Tina, So let's try this.
Speaker 4: Let's try it as though the three of us were
Speaker 4: in a band, the greatest band in the world, Jody
Speaker 4: Hazy and Big Rob.
Speaker 1: So let's try this.
Speaker 4: A lot of times when bands get back together, they're
Speaker 4: kind of reminiscing on the past. Let's do a fictional
Speaker 4: band that has never existed before. It's going to be
Speaker 4: our memories of the band. What I'm going to ask
Speaker 4: you to do, We're going to reminisce on a fictional history.
Speaker 4: When I stopped the beach, will you both tell me,
Speaker 4: like any rule you've ever broken in your entire life?
Speaker 4: And I'll say this to the listeners. I don't know
Speaker 4: what you're going to say. It is all genuinely off
Speaker 4: the top, And every time I stopped the beach you're
Speaker 4: going to give me a rule you broke. We're going
Speaker 4: to bring it in as though we were in a
Speaker 4: band together. Little rules like maybe maybe you stole Cadbury's
Speaker 4: cream egg. Maybe I don't know, you took extra toast
Speaker 4: when you were meant something small. It doesn't have to
Speaker 4: be true related. I think that's good. Should we try this, Yes,
Speaker 4: let's do it. Let's go the greatest band in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a, let's go. Let's go. Are we ready? I
Speaker 1: think we're ready? Ready.
Speaker 4: See back in the day, you know that they were
Speaker 4: crazy yet man, you know it was just me.
Speaker 1: And mister Hazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, you know, b we totally lonely right there.
Speaker 1: They left me for Nova. Jody we back.
Speaker 4: You know, it's quite divine back inside the nine one
Speaker 4: nine here right there, man, Jody got the hype of lines.
Speaker 1: Yeah man, you know tonight, tell the crew, Jody, what's
Speaker 1: your first broken rule?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't eat red, mate, and then I'll have
Speaker 6: a few drinks and all the hot dog and a
Speaker 6: party piles.
Speaker 1: A hot dog under party pie. What's a party pie?
Speaker 5: Like a little pie?
Speaker 1: Prop it?
Speaker 4: Right there tonight, Lotti, Dottie, we'd be grabbing all the
Speaker 4: pies so we can rock it with the party. Check it.
Speaker 1: Then you know animals, she cares for them.
Speaker 4: You know that she's sectarian preparing vegetarians. Listen, life's a lottery.
Speaker 4: She's just like Hollaby. When she doesn't drink, she opened
Speaker 4: me often eats broccoli. Yet that's right inside her heart.
Speaker 4: There's some hardship. She wants more to life than just
Speaker 4: a parsnip. Check it right there, start to cry. I'm
Speaker 4: like Jody, put down the party pie.
Speaker 1: Listen, make mistakes.
Speaker 4: She got a hostage kid as soon as she's drunkest
Speaker 4: bloody steaking all the sausages. She got this kid, you
Speaker 4: know the right there. You know she loveing this. She
Speaker 4: doubled it. You wanted to the butchers quick. Hey, you
Speaker 4: know be listen, man totally pike some noiseful time.
Speaker 1: For the meat eating Jody.
Speaker 4: Now you know we go with crazy baby. We back
Speaker 4: up in the place, be with hazy hazy right there.
Speaker 4: You know that it's you tell the people in the room,
Speaker 4: what is your broken rule?
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes I ate grapes at the supermarket and don't
Speaker 2: pay for it.
Speaker 1: You know, sorry, how many how many grapes?
Speaker 2: Those grapes you've ever eaten, sometimes a whole bunch drop it.
Speaker 4: Listen, it's divine and this man is eating the prequel
Speaker 4: to winey. You know, man, Crazy Bee, Hazy Bee stealing
Speaker 4: Jacob's creek.
Speaker 1: Rough you do with this check a team?
Speaker 4: You know the man, he dexterously eats the red and
Speaker 4: green Yep, he pops him in the mouth like okay,
Speaker 4: hits both grapes like my man go rose. So there
Speaker 4: no tonight man, a star man has just been like
Speaker 4: barred from Kave Martin.
Speaker 1: When they see that, they take a stroll.
Speaker 4: You won't let the grapes go from mister Coles.
Speaker 1: So you know that we can do this man.
Speaker 4: You know what, listen, man, we going through We rock
Speaker 4: up with the stolen fruit.
Speaker 1: That's it. Hey, please go crazy make.
Speaker 4: Some noise for Jorny and Hazy is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: It's amazing, and we need to absolutely stress that. At
Speaker 2: no stage did you know what we were going to say?
Speaker 5: No very much, I started to say, and then it.
Speaker 4: Is you tried to say something, and I said, I'm strict.
Speaker 4: I got my own internal rule system, but I don't
Speaker 4: break by the way. Great great suggestions, great suggestions.
Speaker 5: Thank you, they're all true. I didn't realize you're a
Speaker 5: grape stealer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just need some energy on the go.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Who would have thought that it would turn into an
Speaker 2: award winning rap.
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I really like the idea. Excellent. You go to your
Speaker 1: local fruit of badge story, they're just like, oh, here
Speaker 1: he is. It's okay, we're making art here.
Speaker 5: Give it up for Amanda Man.
Speaker 6: Email us breakfast at Nova nine one nine dot com
Speaker 6: dot are you with any moral dilemmas that you have?
Speaker 6: And the judge will be in session and she will
Speaker 6: hand down a ruling on whether your behavior is inappropriate
Speaker 6: or not.
Speaker 1: She's did you straight enough?
Speaker 5: Boy?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Get that gavel out and you're just a new woman.
Speaker 5: It's easy, dear Judge.
Speaker 6: Jody, I met a guy on tinder ooh, and his
Speaker 6: personality is pretty great. We've been facetiming for a week
Speaker 6: now and he's putting a lot in a lot of
Speaker 6: effort on his own. Before meeting in person, he said
Speaker 6: he had to confess that he has a criminal record.
Speaker 6: Andrew Hayes from pushing drugs a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, wow.
Speaker 6: Since then, he hasn't done any drugs and said he
Speaker 6: made tons of changes and has his life together. Now,
Speaker 6: obviously I'm skeptical and I'm not inclined to give him
Speaker 6: the benefit of the doubt because I have trust issues
Speaker 6: in general already. This is so messy, Ladies, have you
Speaker 6: ever experienced this? Is it always bad to go for
Speaker 6: a guy like this? Or could it possibly work out
Speaker 6: any of you, ladies dating someone with a criminal record?
Speaker 5: Please help judge.
Speaker 2: So clearly it's not Jeremy Meeks. Remember hot mugshot guy.
Speaker 5: He was so he was so hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's such a bad boy.
Speaker 5: He's such a bad boy. We love a bad boy.
Speaker 5: We do love a bad boy. Having said that from
Speaker 5: a woman who spends.
Speaker 6: In her other job, in her other life, an inordinate
Speaker 6: amount of time in court, it always fascinates me the
Speaker 6: amount of people on meth, The amount of people on
Speaker 6: meth in this state of South Australia is extraordinary.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not reading this he's saying that's good or bad.
Speaker 6: No, it's very bad, just because I can't imagine anyone
Speaker 6: watching the news going, oh, I should try some myth
Speaker 6: because that's worked out really well for all of those criminals.
Speaker 5: Like it's it's a scourge. So I'd just be very
Speaker 5: very wary with this one. I'd be very skeptical.
Speaker 6: And because drugs, once they get a holdier, it's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, drugs remarks. We know that, and I look at
Speaker 1: it no stage.
Speaker 2: I think what you're trying to say is don't do
Speaker 2: meth And that's a great strong message, Thank you, doctor Rody.
Speaker 6: No, I'm just saying from my experience, it never pans
Speaker 6: out well for people. Okay, people do stupid things on meth.
Speaker 1: That's so true. News reader Abby, your thoughts.
Speaker 6: On segue into someone who's done myth.
Speaker 1: So have you done metho?
Speaker 6: One d per.
Speaker 5: Confirmed that I haven't.
Speaker 8: But from somebody who has dated morons her entire life
Speaker 8: to this lovely lady who has emailed in actions speak
Speaker 8: louder than words. As you get older, you realize that
Speaker 8: they can say everything they want to say, but actions
Speaker 8: speak louder than words.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 8: I was dating someone who kept getting himself a little
Speaker 8: bit mixed up in the law, and he was all change,
Speaker 8: of change, of change, but his action.
Speaker 6: Had not a little bit mixed up in the law.
Speaker 6: Is like saying I'm a little bit pregnant. Either, you're
Speaker 6: mixed up in the law, or you're not abs.
Speaker 8: Exactly right, so get away from him if his actions
Speaker 8: don't match his words.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that, you are okay. Thoughts thirteen, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 6: Are you dating someone who's been a criminal? Are you
Speaker 6: dating someone who's been in prison?
Speaker 1: Are you dating Jeremy Meeks?
Speaker 6: That's a little bit niche I reckon, okay, if we're
Speaker 6: going to get a Heapa calls on that.
Speaker 1: All right, We love your thoughts.
Speaker 6: Please get Dohl breakfast at over nine one nine dot
Speaker 6: com dot Are you any moral to let me have?
Speaker 5: Let us know? Do you judge?
Speaker 1: Jody?
Speaker 6: I'm met a guy on Tinder. His personality great, been
Speaker 6: facetiming great. But however, she's discovered that he's got a
Speaker 6: criminal record from pushing drugs a couple of years ago.
Speaker 5: Should she give him a chance? That's the question. We
Speaker 5: love a bad boy.
Speaker 2: We're talking about bad boys, and just in the song
Speaker 2: there before, it's like what was nome of that? From
Speaker 2: Sons of Anakin and the entire room goes.
Speaker 3: Oh ja, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's so amazing.
Speaker 2: He was a certified criminal and he died some really
Speaker 2: really bad.
Speaker 6: Things, some bad stuff, but he's so hosh so hot,
Speaker 6: isn't he? He produces alas, here's my dream men.
Speaker 7: I have rewatched some of that many times.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, three abby thoughts on Jack's Hello, Yes, anything
Speaker 6: to do with that?
Speaker 1: Hey, Jax, what did you get up to today?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I murdered a few guys and peddled some drugs and firearms.
Speaker 5: Come and patch me.
Speaker 1: What's for dinner?
Speaker 6: Me?
Speaker 2: Jacks?
Speaker 1: You're so awesome. It doesn't work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it kind of does work like that. I don't
Speaker 5: know what are your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 7: So I personally think your passes your past and if
Speaker 7: you've changed, good on you. You know, you've you've done
Speaker 7: a really strong thing and people should forgive you.
Speaker 5: Well, let's go to some jurors.
Speaker 6: Kelly from Ingle Farm, what do you think?
Speaker 9: Well, I'm pretty much the same with her because my
Speaker 9: partner is a criminal, So I think, yeah, the past
Speaker 9: is the past, and they've just you've just got to
Speaker 9: have trust in them.
Speaker 1: I think, did it take your while Kelly to forgive
Speaker 1: and forget? I suppose not.
Speaker 9: Really, because we actually were talking while he was in prison,
Speaker 9: and I knew him before he went to prison, so
Speaker 9: the crime didn't really matter.
Speaker 5: To me that much, right, And so can I ask
Speaker 5: what he did?
Speaker 6: Was it really bad or was it something that you
Speaker 6: did sort of you know, move on?
Speaker 9: It was really bad. He actually went in for murder.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And so you're still together.
Speaker 9: Yep, we're still together. We have two kids. Like, we're
Speaker 9: pretty strong. Yep, it's good.
Speaker 10: He's on parole for the rest of his life.
Speaker 9: So that's a downfall. But now we're good.
Speaker 7: He's good.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: It's best medicine to move forward, to forgive. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a prime example from Kelly.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Kelly. Let's go to Mel from Morphot Vale. Hey, Mel, Hey,
Speaker 5: what do we do here?
Speaker 10: I've been on both sides, so I've been the person
Speaker 10: with the past, and I've been the person dating, and
Speaker 10: I think if his action and words are matching, yes, sweet,
Speaker 10: you're good. But she's saying, you know, I've already got
Speaker 10: trust issues. So is this actually that she's got a
Speaker 10: problem with his past or is this that she's just
Speaker 10: got trust issues and looking for an exit?
Speaker 2: Great questions, great questions, whole new can of worms there,
Speaker 2: So melt you.
Speaker 5: You believe people can change and evolve and move on.
Speaker 10: Yeah, absolutely, I'm twenty years on the other side of addiction,
Speaker 10: like serious addiction, from people dying and you know, various crimes.
Speaker 10: And you know, I'm a business owner, I'm a homeowner.
Speaker 10: I've got beautiful grandchildren and children that they's driving. You
Speaker 10: can totally flip it around from serious, serious addiction. It's hard,
Speaker 10: and you have to really put the work in every day.
Speaker 10: Even twenty years later, it's still every day. You've got
Speaker 10: to put the work in. Yeah, but your actions and
Speaker 10: your words really need to match up one hundred percent
Speaker 10: every minute of the day. Otherwise you just stay in
Speaker 10: that cycle.
Speaker 6: Okay, Mel, Can I say congratulations to you because addiction
Speaker 6: is a horrible, horrible disease and for you to come
Speaker 6: out the other side is incredible.
Speaker 5: So well done. Thank you, Good on you, Mel.
Speaker 2: Couple of unbelievably strong calls this morning. Good You've got
Speaker 2: a tough decision to make.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 5: The pressure being a judge is so hard. It's so hard.
Speaker 5: It's a burden every day.
Speaker 2: I don't think of just a judge in the court
Speaker 2: of the law doesn't actually wave their hands down and
Speaker 2: go it's just so hard.
Speaker 1: This is so hard. Oh my gosh. So that's one
Speaker 1: thing you work on.
Speaker 6: It's my body language. Okay, I am going to say
Speaker 6: on this run open your heart.
Speaker 5: Give someone the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 6: They may have made a mistake, but people can change,
Speaker 6: they can evolve, they can grow as humans. And as
Speaker 6: long as as Abby in the newsroom said, and as
Speaker 6: our caller said, their actions match up with their words, then.
Speaker 7: Go for it.
Speaker 1: There you go, gabble me final ruling. It's time to
Speaker 1: really reflect.
Speaker 5: Yes, really drill down on what's transpired.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that feels like you're about to.
Speaker 6: Tee off on you, That's exactly what's about to happen.
Speaker 1: Great Enjoy the week's work via JODI's Diaries Junny's Diary.
Speaker 6: Dear Diary, prepare for a big verbal dump this week.
Speaker 5: It's been a big one.
Speaker 6: Ludicrous had everyone asking if I was okay, I.
Speaker 1: Want a song on February twenty seven. In two thousand and.
Speaker 2: Four, was yeah, my usher, free dreaming, little jan.
Speaker 5: And ludicrous, ludicrous Okay.
Speaker 6: We spoke celebrities and we asked my good friend Andrew,
Speaker 6: who was the most famous person he's ever met?
Speaker 5: Is your natural face? Just jealous?
Speaker 1: I've met a qualker.
Speaker 6: And I reck God forbid a woman could outdo her
Speaker 6: co host on the Celebrity front. Fretis said, to do
Speaker 6: this because I know you're going to claim me.
Speaker 5: But I didn't meet her once. I was lucky enough.
Speaker 6: All right, I won't talk about it.
Speaker 5: You didn't say, you didn't have to say anything.
Speaker 1: You just rolled your not a visual medium, okay. Took
Speaker 1: a deep breath to get rid of to say, of
Speaker 1: course you Okay.
Speaker 6: The only reason I'm saying it is because she was
Speaker 6: as lovely in person as you ever imagined she would be.
Speaker 1: She was so nice she would that's good. So she's
Speaker 1: one of good friends. She was one of you good
Speaker 1: friends that by the way, oh goodness.
Speaker 5: Quite frankly, it had him saying Darry. This week, Matt Hale.
Speaker 6: Came in to put me under hypnosis, and of all
Speaker 6: things that I could say out of my brain, I
Speaker 6: chose to talk about my co host getting horny about
Speaker 6: blue animated characters. All I know about Avatar is it
Speaker 6: makes him really horny.
Speaker 5: It makes you so.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure that it makes me that horny.
Speaker 5: It makes you so that is, it makes you horny.
Speaker 5: Avtar makes you horny, you know it.
Speaker 2: I think at one stage I said that those big
Speaker 2: blue beasts were quite athletic, and I remember saying that
Speaker 2: it made.
Speaker 6: Me warn you're turned on by a blue person.
Speaker 1: And then changed. I fell in love to kay people.
Speaker 10: Darry.
Speaker 6: I was hoping by now Hazy because gain control over
Speaker 6: his oral facilities, particularly when it came to the biggest
Speaker 6: solo artist on the planet.
Speaker 1: Tickets coming out very very soon.
Speaker 2: I get ready, thirteen twenty fourteen, your first chance this
Speaker 2: morning to score some ag Shearing tickets.
Speaker 6: The finish line was there, and Diary, I discovered this
Speaker 6: week that what's good for the goose isn't good for
Speaker 6: the gander. It's okay for Hazy to talk about his
Speaker 6: football injuries.
Speaker 2: I've tried to take out a big bloke and right
Speaker 2: at the time where I wish that he didn't move,
Speaker 2: he sort of turned away and I got in front
Speaker 2: on and he raised his knee yep, and his knee
Speaker 2: collected me right in the nether region. And it was
Speaker 2: a pain that I had never felt before, so much
Speaker 2: so that I couldn't really walk properly. When I saw
Speaker 2: the doctor, doctors, you know, we would damage here bang
Speaker 2: erupted testicle ooh.
Speaker 1: Bursting out as they say, and then here we are.
Speaker 5: It's not where we planned to go, but we were
Speaker 5: right there.
Speaker 3: Yes to other phones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then good morning to you, Sarah.
Speaker 10: I think that hazy sh you're just trying to win
Speaker 10: the open.
Speaker 2: You're trying at Windstare Open, snut mate the amount of
Speaker 2: girls at Marble Bar.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, I'd say the reviews laugh. It
Speaker 1: never worked, But.
Speaker 6: I can't talk about my genuine ailment sustained being a
Speaker 6: professional journalist trying to deliver a serious news story about
Speaker 6: pole dancers and Snoop Dog. I basically did a story
Speaker 6: on the girls that are going to be backup dancers for.
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogs, or she did. Everyone's been craving it.
Speaker 6: Theoretically, if Snoop was to request a middle aged mother
Speaker 6: of four for next Wednesday, Carlie, what move could I
Speaker 6: do to impress him?
Speaker 5: A fireman spin for sure.
Speaker 7: Okay, let's grab your hands up.
Speaker 1: Yep, please on the whole yep, yep.
Speaker 7: Then we're going to go through a little spin.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, Snoop snow loves it a good body roll.
Speaker 1: Don't give me his work.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that little bit in particular, can you just
Speaker 2: paint a bit of a visual for us, because how
Speaker 2: do I describe this?
Speaker 1: It was doing plenty usually.
Speaker 5: And I'm still sore like my anathizer spore. Is that
Speaker 5: too much information?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm fine.
Speaker 2: I've got this natural little mechanic there where I saw
Speaker 2: of zigone out when I hear a red flag, I've
Speaker 2: just heard white noise for the past ten seconds.
Speaker 5: Why don't you have a cry about it? Andrew?
Speaker 1: When?
Speaker 2: When?
Speaker 1: When?
Speaker 5: So ludicrous?
Speaker 1: Snoop dog flap it like your par rap it like
Speaker 1: your par.
Speaker 5: And horny hazy. Have a great weekend, love.
Speaker 1: Jooning on there if you're better.
Speaker 5: I've had so many points this week where I thought,
Speaker 5: where's my career headed?
Speaker 6: I pulled danced on the news and then I sent
Speaker 6: an email yesterday to Todd, our sound guy, and I
Speaker 6: was like, can you put the burst nut bit into the.
Speaker 5: There's a boys in my head going where are you at?
Speaker 6: Mate?
Speaker 7: Where are you at with your career?
Speaker 1: And then the email came through just before this morning
Speaker 1: first nuts in there study Live. Welcome to the Princess
Speaker 1: of Death producers.
Speaker 5: My favorite nickname, Good morning waiting your whole life for that.
Speaker 7: I have it beats tweetled dumb.
Speaker 1: That's what I got in school.
Speaker 7: Everyone's used to pronounce a tweeter.
Speaker 5: Original that's STUPI yeah, you've.
Speaker 1: Touched on your torturous child. You moved sixteen times.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 1: I did, relentlessly bullied.
Speaker 5: A couple of different dads, several different moms.
Speaker 3: Months federal life.
Speaker 7: Me when mummy hears this, all right, dead alive? You
Speaker 7: know the jo I'll give you a few celebrities, ye
Speaker 7: a bio when they were born. You tell me if
Speaker 7: there's too with us or not? Okay, good, go start
Speaker 7: Christopher Lee. So Christopher Frank Karendini Lee CB many men.
Speaker 1: Tailed and king and made peace afterwards. Can may not
Speaker 1: take counsel together as we once did, my old friend.
Speaker 7: An English actor and singer in a long career spanning
Speaker 7: more than sixty years, Lee often portrayed villains and appeared
Speaker 7: as Count Dracula in Seven Hammer Horror Fields, as well
Speaker 7: as playing Suraman in Lord of the Rings. Born May
Speaker 7: nineteen twenty two. Deer alive.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say dead straight up. That would make
Speaker 2: him what one hundred and one, one hundred and two this.
Speaker 7: Year something like that, Yeah, one hundred and one this year.
Speaker 1: Pretty quick.
Speaker 7: Maths people, have lived longer, Jody, I'm so dead too, correct?
Speaker 5: Come on sad?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2: Alright if we draw this given I'm the previous winner
Speaker 2: from last week, yes, do I retain the mantle as winner?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, great, Just like even if it was a too
Speaker 2: well drawn the cricket over in India, then India would
Speaker 2: have retained the.
Speaker 6: Saying, because there was a good thirty five seconds when
Speaker 6: I was thinking what.
Speaker 7: All right next?
Speaker 6: Up?
Speaker 7: Helen Ready Helen Maxine Ready an Australian American singer, actress,
Speaker 7: television host and activist. Born in Melbourne to a show
Speaker 7: business family, Already started her career at age four, famous
Speaker 7: for her hit I Am Woman born October nineteen forty one.
Speaker 7: Dead or alive?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I.
Speaker 6: Am?
Speaker 1: I am dead? That's my answer?
Speaker 7: Yeah, alright, what do you think I feel like?
Speaker 5: She did die?
Speaker 8: Correct?
Speaker 1: Again? Do you want to see it?
Speaker 6: I did?
Speaker 7: I am so dead.
Speaker 1: I'm no longer with everyone.
Speaker 7: In peace? Well correct, that's a that's too old.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, this is the designer.
Speaker 7: Yeah okay, Ed O'Neil.
Speaker 6: I can just.
Speaker 1: Imagine my old man with his buddy sitting at their
Speaker 1: lawn chairs, laughing their asses off.
Speaker 3: And I missed the whole day of football because I'm
Speaker 3: trying to get in touch.
Speaker 1: With my emotion.
Speaker 7: Edward Leonard O'Neill an American actor and comedian. His biggest
Speaker 7: roles include Out Bundy on Married with Children and most
Speaker 7: notably Jay Pritchett on Modern Family, in which he is
Speaker 7: nominated for three Primetime Emmy Awards and won four SAG
Speaker 7: Awards the Screen Actor Guild Awards. Born April nineteen forty
Speaker 7: six at her alive.
Speaker 5: I tell you what I remember watching that show as
Speaker 5: a young child.
Speaker 6: Married Were Children, Yeah, and just thinking even I knew
Speaker 6: then this guy's a sexist pig. Oh yeah, it's pretty intense. WHOA,
Speaker 6: he's great on Modern Family, but on the first show
Speaker 6: it was and he made like suggestive comments about his daughter.
Speaker 5: No horrendous. Anyway, he's still loved.
Speaker 2: Oh someone's a big Peg Bundy fan. Yeah, I'm going
Speaker 2: to say I'm just going to go out on a
Speaker 2: limb here. I'm going to say that he isn't with
Speaker 2: us anymore.
Speaker 7: Incorrect, Jo, you don't retain that title. Coffee on Hazy.
Speaker 1: I'd tell you what our Bundy ever runs into, Jody, getting.
Speaker 7: To know you, getting to know all the bull you hazy.
Speaker 6: The whole family is in the studio at the moment,
Speaker 6: because we feel like it's important that we know everything.
Speaker 5: About the people we work with.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're moving forward, and it's the intimate little details
Speaker 2: about someone that lets you take.
Speaker 1: The next step in developing a relationship.
Speaker 6: That's fair and we're all about team here, so it
Speaker 6: is crucial that we know the background of all of you.
Speaker 5: And I'm looking at all of you.
Speaker 2: So, for example, producers always in Zoey, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: It gives a fun fact about you.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 7: Well, my go to is that I've lived in sixteen
Speaker 7: houses in eighteen ten years, so moved a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about your broken childhood.
Speaker 5: We genuinely feel sad that no one loved you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I couldn't quite settled, could you.
Speaker 2: Character made new friends and then I had to go
Speaker 2: just really really reads like some kind of really traumatizing sitcom.
Speaker 5: It certainly explains why she's got so many issues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right, So we're breaking barrings. It's really good.
Speaker 1: I news read it, ay, good morning, good morning. Fun
Speaker 1: fact about yourself.
Speaker 8: Oh there's a few, but let's go with my dogs
Speaker 8: became famous earlier also last year when they became the
Speaker 8: ambassad dogs for the Prospect Counsel for the very first
Speaker 8: for the very first dashdown race in the state.
Speaker 7: Dogs.
Speaker 2: And finally that's a very good fun fact. And finally,
Speaker 2: producer Sean anything we should know about you? What have
Speaker 2: you got because we're trying to unravel this onion? And
Speaker 2: geez jo, there's a few lazers.
Speaker 6: Oh man, I've never seen an onion with so many
Speaker 6: layers on the outside.
Speaker 5: Good one, then good morning.
Speaker 3: Look I've got a few fun facts. So outside of work,
Speaker 3: I'm a giant pumpkin judge.
Speaker 1: Of course you are.
Speaker 5: What does that even mean?
Speaker 1: I could have picked that too, by the way, said nobody.
Speaker 3: Ever so the giant pumpkins, which are about three to
Speaker 3: one hundred kilos, I judge An MC those awards in
Speaker 3: Queensland every year.
Speaker 5: How do you how do you even judge of pumpkin?
Speaker 6: Like it?
Speaker 5: From size weight?
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 3: Wait? Definitely? Wait right?
Speaker 1: What sort of fee we're talking for MC work when
Speaker 1: it comes to pumpkins.
Speaker 3: I do it for the love.
Speaker 1: I could have picked that. I wouldn't have thought that
Speaker 1: a massive budget.
Speaker 3: I even pay for my own flights. Sure else look
Speaker 3: for the past.
Speaker 5: Can I just hold you up there?
Speaker 6: Because the pump Pumpkin Growers Association of Queensland are going
Speaker 6: Should we pay an mc?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: This this idiot wants to.
Speaker 3: Look for the past ten years, I've been a professional
Speaker 3: Christmas light shot.
Speaker 1: That's not a real thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I for about a year and a half played
Speaker 3: cash Cow.
Speaker 5: What on Sunrise?
Speaker 3: Anytime cash Cow was visiting the Sunshine State?
Speaker 1: You were the cashcow cash Cow.
Speaker 3: When they visited the Sunshine State. So at the Royal
Speaker 3: Queensland Show and at the Commonalf Games.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: So the cash Cow isn't a real power?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, real power?
Speaker 7: Anything else you want to reveal?
Speaker 3: M No, I think that's it.
Speaker 1: Really, that's it. You're good?
Speaker 6: Are you sure?
Speaker 7: Nothing to see?
Speaker 1: Nothing to see it? I think that's it because and
Speaker 1: I we've got sent some stuff.
Speaker 6: We've done our research.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, what about this?
Speaker 2: Just try and wrap your head around what we're about
Speaker 2: to say, because this might be an actual thing that
Speaker 2: I bet you're going to sit there and go I
Speaker 2: didn't know that existed. This is Sean Sandalan's producer. Sean
Speaker 2: It's by the way. In June twenty fifteen, speaking on
Speaker 2: seven News about the opening of a new tunnel in Brisbane.
Speaker 4: The barricades come down at around nine o'clock and among
Speaker 4: the is hoping.
Speaker 3: To be first through his tunnel enthusiast Sean, it's just
Speaker 3: an exciting new way. You look at ten years ago
Speaker 3: we didn't have any tunnels, and now we've got three.
Speaker 1: How excited a tunnel enthusiast is tunnel Sean?
Speaker 5: I told you when you started that you needed to
Speaker 5: appear normal.
Speaker 3: Look, you don't know how exciting is to go through
Speaker 3: a tunnel the first time. Yes, really doesn't have any
Speaker 3: of them except from the hills.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Let's jump back into this little thing with Channel seven
Speaker 2: and here's Sean talking about lining up to see such
Speaker 2: a tunnel.
Speaker 3: You'll mistaking out your spot, so so you don't want
Speaker 3: to cause any traffic issues, but just waiting for that
Speaker 3: perfect time that they release the gates and you drive
Speaker 3: on in.
Speaker 2: Finally, there's a platform for people setting through their text
Speaker 2: on O Doublene one nine No on nine saying hey guys,
Speaker 2: any info on the latest tunnels.
Speaker 1: Happening in Adelaide. And this man gets very much up
Speaker 1: and about Look, I do.
Speaker 3: Love a good time. Like the tunnels that you drive through,
Speaker 3: they're very exciting to be Look.
Speaker 5: Do we bring up your sexuality in this boot? Do
Speaker 5: you ever look at Kara?
Speaker 6: Does anyone ever look at their spouse and genuinely go
Speaker 6: are you trying to kill me? Because that's exactly what
Speaker 6: I thought yesterday. I looked at my husband and I thought,
Speaker 6: are you actually trying to knock me off? So this
Speaker 6: all started a little while ago when I got a
Speaker 6: notification saying that he'd updated my life insurance.
Speaker 1: Okay, because that's like a like an off red flag.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, And I would have thought, I'm not sure
Speaker 6: what the situation is in your family, but I would
Speaker 6: have thought all my money would go like equally to
Speaker 6: my children. Not so he updated it so it was
Speaker 6: like fifty percent him and then whatever was left over.
Speaker 5: Childrens.
Speaker 1: He's very good and he controls all your numbers. So
Speaker 1: you just trust him. You just trust him in the process.
Speaker 6: I really did trust him until yesterday when I was
Speaker 6: driving my car and the brakes didn't work, and so
Speaker 6: I've text him and I said, hah, what have you
Speaker 6: done in my car?
Speaker 5: Are you trying to knock me off? Kind of thing.
Speaker 6: And then he's like, oh, what's going on. Take it
Speaker 6: to a mechanic, and so I did. And the mechanic said,
Speaker 6: there is an apse, like an actual slice in the hose,
Speaker 6: in the break hose. And I'm going that, how did
Speaker 6: that happen? How is there like a massive cut in
Speaker 6: my break hose? And the mechanic looks at me and
Speaker 6: I'm not joking. He goes, there's someone who doesn't like you.
Speaker 5: My husband's trying to kill me.
Speaker 1: Laughing about it. You're somehow still alive, I know, so
Speaker 1: anyway I've survived.
Speaker 5: But if I don't, everyone now knows what's happened.
Speaker 1: Tody's in danger.
Speaker 6: Well, Hazy, you're new here to Nover, and you need
Speaker 6: to tread very carefully because you have quite the reputation
Speaker 6: for getting people's names wrong.
Speaker 10: Ah.
Speaker 2: So you want to go into a situation, a social situation,
Speaker 2: with confidence, and you want to address people by their
Speaker 2: name because obviously it's easy just to call everyone mate. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's try and get on the front foot. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: if you stuff it up, it stays with them, I
Speaker 2: think for a lifetime. For example, if I was calling you,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Jemima instead of Jody for a long time.
Speaker 1: You're going to remember that, aren't you.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, and I'm going to think you're arrogant. At the
Speaker 6: same time, my husband and I have a system. If
Speaker 6: we're in a social situation and I say, oh, Hi,
Speaker 6: how are you going? This is my husband Greg. He
Speaker 6: knows that's his cue that I don't know the name
Speaker 6: of the person that we're speaking to, so he'll go, hey,
Speaker 6: I'm Greg. And then only on the very rare occasions
Speaker 6: they won't reciplitate it, and then we're.
Speaker 5: Both in the dark.
Speaker 1: They should pick it up as well.
Speaker 2: And then afterwards, when they introduced themselves, you go, oh, sorry,
Speaker 2: I was just about to introduce you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you jumped into the job for me exactly.
Speaker 6: We have a mutual friend at Channel Street, which is
Speaker 6: one of my best friends in the world, and she
Speaker 6: took great delight in telling me a story about Hey,
Speaker 6: you for many years, many years mixed up someone's name.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if this is my fault or
Speaker 2: the person who I've been calling a wrong name for
Speaker 2: so long and sad fault for not correcting him, but yes,
Speaker 2: probably about three years. A gentleman by the name of Steve,
Speaker 2: who for whatever reason, I was calling Paul. It's not
Speaker 2: a go to name, is it. So the person you're
Speaker 2: talking about a mutual friend. His name is Chantelle and
Speaker 2: up near her office. And then one time I walked
Speaker 2: past Paul at the time and said, thanks for that, mate,
Speaker 2: good on you. Paul, be back in a second. And
Speaker 2: Chas is absolutely losing it.
Speaker 1: What is going on here? Chantelle four his name? Okay,
Speaker 1: you're kidding.
Speaker 2: For years I've been calling him Paul, and he'll go, okay,
Speaker 2: morning Paul, morning Hazy just takes it, accepts it like
Speaker 2: he'd accepted it.
Speaker 1: So I don't know who's in the wrong here.
Speaker 6: First and foremost, Well, okay, but your form has transferred
Speaker 6: over to No.
Speaker 7: Over nine one nine.
Speaker 5: Tell everyone what happened.
Speaker 2: Already happened. I've met a lot of people, a lot
Speaker 2: of people at the over Christmas party. I'm banking all
Speaker 2: these names.
Speaker 9: Did Zoe.
Speaker 2: Zoey still hung over a little bit only months ago?
Speaker 2: And then a young man by the name of JOHNO
Speaker 2: who I met, who's fantastic young man works up at
Speaker 2: Double A for the bit rel likable bloke. So he
Speaker 2: came in one morning to fix something, and I have
Speaker 2: jumped on the front foot and gone there he is.
Speaker 1: Get over there, Jimmy. I haven't been this embarrassed for
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 2: He started having conversation and fixing something in here, and
Speaker 2: mid conversation when yeah, da da da, it's John O
Speaker 2: by the way, and he carried on it's Jemimah and
Speaker 2: hazy on not but