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<v Speaker 1>Get in the morning every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Lad, your father, he's on the money. Listen, Jody six

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<v Speaker 2>nothing not. Sometimes you just go, do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>To hell with it? I'm going to be just a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of extra blues. Yeah, because can't do it

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<v Speaker 2>after seven o'clock, So this is the space to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Get it out of your system, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to argue with you. Nick meat what

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<v Speaker 1>you got.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes these stories just float across my desk, or do

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<v Speaker 2>I find them. Sometimes we meet in the middle. Here's

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<v Speaker 2>one for you. A Dutch Man was hospitalized after inserting

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen I said, fifteen hard boiled eggs into his erectum

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<v Speaker 2>while under the influence of drugs. Let's see what what

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<v Speaker 2>have I always said about the Dutch?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh gosh, to all the Dutch people out there, stop

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<v Speaker 2>using your rectum as a storage facility. It's not supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to be used for that. The man experienced of the

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<v Speaker 2>abdominal pain, leading to emergency surgery to remove the egg,

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<v Speaker 2>which had caused intestinal tears. Doctors successfully treated him and

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<v Speaker 2>despite the very unusual situation, the patient recovered without further complications.

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<v Speaker 2>Suit of an extreme activity. If you know what I

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<v Speaker 2>mean extreme.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I got it. I thought, oh, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if you could, to be fair, I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>think this about this in a t sense because I've

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<v Speaker 1>brought an egg dispenser from there. Once it sort of

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<v Speaker 1>shoots it out at the bottom of so I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the concept itself isn't bad. It could be fairly decent

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<v Speaker 1>egg dispenser if you can keep the egg intact.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you think that's the big issue though hard boiled

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<v Speaker 2>eggs probably is the normal eggs to keep intact. But

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<v Speaker 2>when you got fifteen there as well, that's more than

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<v Speaker 2>a doesn't Yeah, great effort. I'm not sure what maximum

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<v Speaker 2>capacity is up there. I would have thought for me personally,

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<v Speaker 2>i'd be sort of pushing six. I reckon, let alone

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<v Speaker 2>a full dozen. But once again, we've always said that

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<v Speaker 2>about the Dutch, very good at storing multiple eggs in

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<v Speaker 2>their rectums.

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<v Speaker 1>I never thought I'd see the day when I'd come

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<v Speaker 1>into work and have a discussion about how many hard

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<v Speaker 1>bold x you get up.

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<v Speaker 2>The broader question as well, Jones is third and twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four ten. What have you? What have you accidentally stored

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<v Speaker 2>in your recon It happens all the time, Whether it's

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<v Speaker 2>a passion piece. Or you've just got no storage space

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<v Speaker 2>at home, so tome on these days space can be very,

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<v Speaker 2>very scarce. You got any ideas third angey fourteen which

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<v Speaker 2>you've stored up there, or send us a text four

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<v Speaker 2>double O nine.

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<v Speaker 1>No we're not.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll go first an ACRA.

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<v Speaker 1>For the uninitiated. That's the award Crazy World last weekend

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<v Speaker 1>for being the best newcomer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's up there. There's not much there's not much other

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<v Speaker 2>space in there, but that's a passion pace by the

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<v Speaker 2>way you put it there. That was nice weekend. Jones. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we had my brother in law's birthday party on Saturdays,

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<v Speaker 2>like a birthday lunch. But it was really good. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>get a little bit loose on my end. A couple

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<v Speaker 2>of these turned a couple of Rose's, and all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden there were water bombs involved as well. The

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<v Speaker 2>kids got competitive.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't in a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't a restaurant. Was at my mother in law's place.

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<v Speaker 2>But a couple of the Hayes kids started crying, which

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<v Speaker 2>has been and then Dad took personally, and then it

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<v Speaker 2>was just a mixture, just a mixture of all sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of different emotions on the way up though. Just before

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<v Speaker 2>we went up there, actually I had to take Lottie

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<v Speaker 2>to the supermarket to get some things and we had

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<v Speaker 2>a very very interesting conversation and she was speaking to

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<v Speaker 2>me about how I work a lot, that she wished

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't work as much, which was really nice to

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<v Speaker 2>make you a little bit sad. But then also she said,

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<v Speaker 2>well when Sonny and Henry, my two sons six and four,

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<v Speaker 2>when they turn into adults, they can go work with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice, or here, that's really nice. Who knows up to them?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I said, Lottie, what about you? Are you

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<v Speaker 2>going to work? And she said, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a girl. Girls don't work? Oh my okay, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so then we had to have this beautiful little conversation

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<v Speaker 2>with them. Well, actually, lotty girls very much do work, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>And guess what, when you're old enough and established in school, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>mum's going to be working here as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So then we started. I just love the innocence of youngsters,

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<v Speaker 2>in particular toddlers talking about things.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, to be fair, that's all she's known. She's had

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<v Speaker 1>a stay at home mum, her whole little life for

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<v Speaker 1>four years. So that's understandable. But I'm going to need

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<v Speaker 1>a good twenty twenty five minutes in a room with you,

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<v Speaker 1>a little Lotti, just to explain a few things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, take her through your work schedule, yes, exactly what

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<v Speaker 2>it's like. Yeah, and then I like speaking to her.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, look, you will have to work. Yep, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what's going to happen. And you need to work out

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<v Speaker 2>what sort of job that you'd try and like to.

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<v Speaker 1>Do, did you?

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<v Speaker 2>And then just the four year old's view of the

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<v Speaker 2>world of her job she said, I said, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you like? What are your passions? What are your passions? Lotty?

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<v Speaker 2>She said, well, I really like barbies and I really

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<v Speaker 2>like watching soccer. Oh so maybe I could watch soccer

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<v Speaker 2>with my barbies. Yes, so that's going to be Lott's job,

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<v Speaker 2>that keeping tabs on the local soccer match with her barbies.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're getting paid for it.

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<v Speaker 1>What sort of salary range?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if the salary range is on seek.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's probably a touch more than what

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<v Speaker 1>a dad's earning.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, that's true. Actually that's better than that job at

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<v Speaker 2>SCN going Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, so many perks though free beers on a

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night and then it went free. You just took

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<v Speaker 1>the liberties.

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay. I assumed it was part of the package.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure made it just a little bit more Worthwhile.

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<v Speaker 3>A huge summer of cricket is here on KOs sports

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<v Speaker 3>to see every full live on board and download sports.

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<v Speaker 2>Today, I cannot wait but tell Australia takes on India

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<v Speaker 2>and to tell us all about it is the one,

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<v Speaker 2>the only I'm almost living out a childhood dream here

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<v Speaker 2>by speaking to the one and only bread Leg.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, good morning, warning to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a KO disaster yesterday because well, I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the thirty six is to the basketball to watch

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<v Speaker 1>them get the job done against the Juck Jumpers. And

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<v Speaker 1>it was my plan to go home and watch the

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<v Speaker 1>Diamonds on KO because you can do it on demand

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<v Speaker 1>whenever you want. And then my co host over here

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<v Speaker 1>text me and said, oh, just doing a thing on

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<v Speaker 1>the Diamonds. They were awful, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no spoil it, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Spoiler spoiler alert, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Being We're spoken about this before. Apart from an ASHES

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<v Speaker 2>series next year, Australia, the India is just as good

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<v Speaker 2>as it gets just before we talk about this, mate,

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<v Speaker 2>can I ask you what was it like playing against India?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was trying to work out yesterday. I think

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<v Speaker 4>I've been in India. Well, it's been thirty years, one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and sixty five, give or take times five passports.

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<v Speaker 4>Just an incredible place to tour. You know, the conditions

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<v Speaker 4>are hot, hard, you know, it's nothing really in the

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<v Speaker 4>week for fast bowlers. But the one thing is that

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<v Speaker 4>the hospitality over there is amazing. So we ought to

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<v Speaker 4>make sure they went India coming out to Australia this

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<v Speaker 4>year that can reciprocate that and give them some love

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<v Speaker 4>and certainly won't be in love on the cricket field.

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<v Speaker 4>I can definitely assure you of that. But yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 4>going to be going to be massive because we get

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<v Speaker 4>a huge crowd, not only in Adelaide but MCG and

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<v Speaker 4>obviously my home test d STG. A lot of my

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<v Speaker 4>mates who are Indian heritage, they all wear green and

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<v Speaker 4>gold when we're playing someone else. But I'll promise you

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<v Speaker 4>at in you come out, they've got the blue shirts on.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like to slip out the back when you're

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<v Speaker 1>head here to Adelaide Because I think almost everyone does

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<v Speaker 1>at some point.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Adelaide to me, I mean I used to live

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<v Speaker 4>at Adelaide, used to live at at Henley Beach, at

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<v Speaker 4>the Cricket Academy back in the day or yeah. I

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<v Speaker 4>always loved I always loved God Adelaide. And you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I think that when you play the Test matches down there,

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<v Speaker 4>whether it's the day night Test with the pink ball

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<v Speaker 4>or just the normal Test matches, Adelaide is such a

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<v Speaker 4>beautiful place to tour. It's the big event when the

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<v Speaker 4>Adelaid Test comes on, the whole the whole city gets

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<v Speaker 4>out and you know, back to the strailing cricket team.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, you're sort of hanging at the back. And

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<v Speaker 4>I remember in a dress room with warning. Warne would

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<v Speaker 4>never watch the cricket watching out the back over the course.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't make you to get in bulb seorie.

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<v Speaker 2>Are the most important thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to ask who was in your year

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<v Speaker 1>at the Cricket Academy were you were you there with warning? No?

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<v Speaker 4>Jason Allspie, Yeah, I was there with Dizzy. And it's

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<v Speaker 4>actually funny that Jason Gillespie, he's bowling about one hundred

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<v Speaker 4>and twenty five k's and then overnight, he slipped the

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<v Speaker 4>switch and he ended up bowling high one forties early

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<v Speaker 4>one fifties. So that definitely worked for him under the

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<v Speaker 4>great guidance of the late great Rod marsh Yeah, who

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<v Speaker 4>was our coach for a couple of years.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just a quick question? Was that? Was that

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<v Speaker 2>an instant like technique change or what was that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Hello, this got real.

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<v Speaker 4>Well we can talk about Gatner rotation, higher extensions, quadl

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<v Speaker 4>in the morning and turning if you want to go

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<v Speaker 4>to the layman said the easy, easy option.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good break because I wanted to go back

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep, so exactly. Now, that's a job.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a joke. That's a job, job, horrible job.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit of humor, little injection of humor, just to ease you, madge,

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<v Speaker 2>what he is probably going to be for one working week.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit of ulmer to start your day.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Who would like to go first this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>What about you producers? I want you to kick us off

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<v Speaker 2>and go first.

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<v Speaker 5>Big weekend. Did you hear about the cheese factory that

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<v Speaker 5>exploded in France? There was nothing left but debris are Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice cheese fans, Thanks guys, I'm I going next. So

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<v Speaker 2>I had a really stern conversation with my cat on

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. I said, that's it. I'm going to try

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<v Speaker 2>and do my best to teach you some English. He

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<v Speaker 2>said me, how.

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<v Speaker 5>That's so.

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<v Speaker 1>A second. It took a whole minute.

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<v Speaker 2>It was twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>There were some fascinating rumors that I heard over the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend about you, Andrew Hay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my very goodness, very strange.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that You're Willy got inducted into the Guinness

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<v Speaker 1>Book of Records. Yes, and then the librarian said, you

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<v Speaker 1>need to get that out, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Every single time, start frustrated.

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<v Speaker 1>Started first, my god, he's in Aisle four with his

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<v Speaker 1>Willy in the book again.

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<v Speaker 2>Each and every day, Joe's since last week, there's more

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<v Speaker 2>and more information coming to hand in regards to Liam Payne.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so just a bit of an update. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>he passed away when he plunged to his death last

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<v Speaker 1>week from a hotel room in Bornas Areas, and obviously

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<v Speaker 1>it was a drug filled and alcohol fuelled day and

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<v Speaker 1>there is so much going around about what happened. But

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<v Speaker 1>this was a bit of a bombshell. So apparently Liam

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<v Speaker 1>Payne's girlfriend Kate Cassidy left two days before he died,

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<v Speaker 1>and she documented that on social media. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>a heavy thing. Hey travel back to Florida with me,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she videoed her whole journey first class and

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<v Speaker 1>all that. But in the two days after she left, apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is according to news dot com, Liam was

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<v Speaker 1>reportedly partying with sex workers before his death and she

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<v Speaker 1>has now obviously seen that as a huge betrayal, so

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<v Speaker 1>that she's a bit of a bombshell. And he was

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<v Speaker 1>in the lobby and someone has come out and said

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<v Speaker 1>he was having an argument with one of the girls.

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<v Speaker 1>And he said, I will give you twenty thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm worth he said fifty five million US, which

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<v Speaker 1>is about eighty three million in Australian and I like

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<v Speaker 1>to help people. So there was a bit going on.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be so much extra information that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to emerge.

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<v Speaker 4>It.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like I feel like someone should have

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<v Speaker 1>called an ambulance earlier than you know, Like he collapsed

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<v Speaker 1>in the lobby that day, so I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>this hotel didn't get him some medical help.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, he collapsed in the lobby and then went up

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<v Speaker 2>to his room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, correct, That was a

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<v Speaker 2>big morning sign.

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<v Speaker 1>They're also investigating two of the hotel workers who were

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<v Speaker 1>hoardedly smuggled in some pretty hard drugs for him as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It going on unbelievable situation. But each and every day

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<v Speaker 2>there we knew bits that come to life. Oh totally,

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<v Speaker 2>she's going to be Yeah, it's just a crazy, crazy situation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bit bad for his family and his son

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<v Speaker 1>and who will not get any privacy whatsoever in the

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<v Speaker 1>wake of all of this. And of course TMZ have

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<v Speaker 1>had a big rap over the knuckles because someone sent

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<v Speaker 1>them a photo of his body and they chose to

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<v Speaker 1>print it, which can you remember I saw it on

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<v Speaker 1>the day and I said, oh my god, TMZ bosted

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<v Speaker 1>this photo, which is so completely unethical.

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<v Speaker 2>What will be staggering is how much money they paid

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<v Speaker 2>for that photo. That would be mind blowing. I thought, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, let's go in a much different direction, shall

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<v Speaker 2>we go on? What about this? And this could be

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<v Speaker 2>pointed at someone in particular in the Mitcham Council area.

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<v Speaker 2>A Mitcham resident is set to return from their holiday

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<v Speaker 2>to a very very interesting surprise after they missed a

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<v Speaker 2>memo to move their park card before roadworks commenced on

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<v Speaker 2>their street, so, according to a lool, these particular locals

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<v Speaker 2>jetted off before receiving notice that new bitchmen would be laid,

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<v Speaker 2>resulting in their pergo ending up on its own accidental

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<v Speaker 2>island get away. Oh, that's just an unfortunate situation. The

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<v Speaker 2>stationary vehicle left road workers with no choice as they

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<v Speaker 2>were forced to lay fresh bitchmen around the perimeter of

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<v Speaker 2>the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's just got his own little nasty cement space

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<v Speaker 2>and it's beautiful bitchmen perfectly laid around this pergo. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>like it's there on purpose, Like it's its own designated space.

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<v Speaker 1>Hasn't it left its mark that pergo? Yeah, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>when you're a kid and you see some wet cement

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, I'm gonna put my initials in that

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<v Speaker 1>similar sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna put my car there. Oh, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you've just got that embarrassing thing. Where and what time

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<v Speaker 2>do you go get your car? You're like, God, no

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<v Speaker 2>one can see me getting into this car, and you're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you nice? Work with the car? Thanks for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Check your phone. Check the last message from your partner.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are indeed in a relationship because at some

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<v Speaker 1>point we switch from love us to logistics and it

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<v Speaker 1>just becomes those mundane details that you have to discuss

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<v Speaker 1>with your partner. It's unavoidable. And then sometimes like I do,

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<v Speaker 1>I go, oh my god, who are we?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the passion?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is the passion?

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<v Speaker 2>Where that it dripped off to?

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<v Speaker 1>May I give you an example. This was this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Because your husband, by the way, is a passionate man.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just chock a block full of passion it out

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<v Speaker 2>of his pores.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, I couldn't get a word out of him

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<v Speaker 1>on the weekend because the ice hockey season started again,

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<v Speaker 1>the NHL and I have discuss I just sat in

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<v Speaker 1>the couch with him. I was eating my breakfast. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just going to go and sit outside like absolute donuts.

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<v Speaker 2>From the man, I've forgot to specify he's passionate about ice.

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<v Speaker 1>Wam yes, correct? So this was this morning. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? From him? I'm like, I'm working you and

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<v Speaker 1>he says babysitting. I go your own children, And he said, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah's good. Now that that is a conversation of a

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<v Speaker 2>couple who were very very well established.

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<v Speaker 1>Man it's not exactly. I can't wait for you to

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<v Speaker 1>come home.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we could have a bit of mummy daddy times.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, see you say that like the passion leaves at

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<v Speaker 2>a certain time the relationship. Do you want to hear mine?

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<v Speaker 2>Please get the messages? All right? So just strap yourself

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<v Speaker 2>in because this is just as passionate as it gets.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just starting a car is sending me a message?

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<v Speaker 2>Car won't start. I said, oh my god, it's the battery.

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<v Speaker 2>I've cooked it. She said, I can't get until Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even jump to start it from your car

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<v Speaker 2>because you don't have one. And I said, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I don't have one. So what now? She said,

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<v Speaker 2>f no's I need to get Lotti to ELC in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. Mum will hopefully.

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<v Speaker 6>Help my goodness goodness me seconds later off, Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's do this on thirteen twenty four ten, can

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<v Speaker 1>we this morning? Because we just want to hear. We

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear. Well, let's do Monday and text monday,

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<v Speaker 1>shall we? We want to hear your texts that are

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<v Speaker 1>just so boring that you have your questioning where you're at.

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<v Speaker 2>In your relationship, really good solid indication where exactly you're at?

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<v Speaker 2>And from craigmore, do you want to kick us off?

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning to you?

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 8>How are we?

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<v Speaker 1>We're great? Thank you? What was the last exchange with

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<v Speaker 1>your partner?

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<v Speaker 7>So it started this morning?

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<v Speaker 4>We both have shipworks for our ships are all over

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<v Speaker 4>the place.

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<v Speaker 8>I cent have a message staying wake up, I'm leaving for.

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<v Speaker 2>Work and don't forget to send me a roster blushed

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<v Speaker 2>out sort of hair and tap before from off our

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<v Speaker 2>grandma R.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, so I've got a screenshot obvious yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Up emoji.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't that just send these beautiful shivers through your body?

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<v Speaker 1>Here? When the thumbs up is like, I just I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even be bothered to put words into a text. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how bad things are going, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I pretty much discipline at lift things.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, right for today.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to ask you this though, And but did

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<v Speaker 1>the screenshot of his roster for the next couple of weeks?

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<v Speaker 1>Did that make you really Toei?

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's yes, yes, that is I'm not sure what

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<v Speaker 2>I can talk about on radio because moments after that

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<v Speaker 2>text exchange, things went really really north and south. I

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<v Speaker 2>think you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, that's exactly thurteen, twenty four ten. Let's do this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Monday text. Monday was the last text exchange? And can

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<v Speaker 1>you pinpoint the moment that the romance died?

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<v Speaker 2>Just a quick one as well, anyone gets on air

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<v Speaker 2>on the stand by list for all play Light as

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<v Speaker 2>commination everything happening in Sydney, give us a call on

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<v Speaker 2>next thirteen and twenty four ten. It is mundane Monday texts.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what we're doing? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I said it the other way. That's right, Okay, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no rules, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, oh my gosh. He sounds like we've been

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<v Speaker 2>doing this for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Viem, I think you know what our relationship to dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what you sent me last. Let's have a look.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a look at that. I'll three into one.

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<v Speaker 1>Word answers your mundane text for a Monday. What was

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<v Speaker 1>the last exchange you had with your partner? And do

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<v Speaker 1>you look at it and go, oh my god, what's

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<v Speaker 1>happened to us?

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<v Speaker 2>It's all about word efficiency. Now you're not trying to

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<v Speaker 2>impress your partner anymore. You're not trying to arouse him. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just the shortest and most effective form of communication.

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<v Speaker 1>The best description is from I Love Us to logistics.

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<v Speaker 1>It's somehow along the way it just transitions, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel from Port Adelaide, has it transitioned for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Del good morning?

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<v Speaker 3>No, not really. We still work as the cheat. Other

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<v Speaker 3>are quite quite often.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Several emojis now the last. The last one I sent

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<v Speaker 3>was a I sent a picture of an insert from

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<v Speaker 3>a I think it's the Spellbook. It just says you

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<v Speaker 3>may fascinate a woman by sending her a piece of cheese,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just sent a cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. That's better what some people. Some blokes

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<v Speaker 2>send photos of the tryantal press ladders, which never works.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Well, no, I've never I can.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly tell you that from experience. But even I could

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<v Speaker 2>identify that that's not a good way to go about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy, it's well once known that to work that particular.

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<v Speaker 2>Photo just don't want to get sidetracked, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>full double O nine nine or not? Has that ever

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<v Speaker 2>worked ever? Surely history of exchanging text.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I can positively say I've never known a

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<v Speaker 1>woman to go wow, that's amazing. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>So much.

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda from Christy Downs, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, How are you going good?

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<v Speaker 1>Good? What was the last text exchange you had with

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<v Speaker 1>your partner?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, we had a weekend away and got home late

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<v Speaker 7>yesterday and I was in the lounge putting some stuff

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<v Speaker 7>away and I got a text from the toilet with

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<v Speaker 7>my partner with the cat in her underpants and the

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<v Speaker 7>dog on her feet. We got the words so lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>It's human. It's also there's comfort mixing with that.

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<v Speaker 7>Because exactly yes, but you know it's comfortable with ourselves

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<v Speaker 7>after thirty three years.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, could you just go tolet just give me two minutes. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>it is so time for it. Let's go, girls, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go girls. You just sit in the corner and

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<v Speaker 1>shut your face. Yes, man, producers. So we were talking

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<v Speaker 1>the other day about breakups can be good, can be bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You can gain things or you can lose things. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know what you've lost.

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<v Speaker 5>I think when we started this conversation, Hazy piped in

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<v Speaker 5>with dignity.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I don't think I said that.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe I said about myself.

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<v Speaker 2>You said that. I think I said, don't say dignity.

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<v Speaker 5>And then this morning you followed it up with confidence.

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<v Speaker 2>You looking at you?

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<v Speaker 1>When was the last breakup I went through to produce

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<v Speaker 1>a flat?

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't know? I just looked down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was awkward for flat. I've been in a

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<v Speaker 1>relationship for like fifteen years, so you weren't talking about me.

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<v Speaker 1>So true.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, actually, on the contrary, I've gained something from my

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<v Speaker 5>latest breakup on a house plant, a really good one,

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<v Speaker 5>fiddle leaf ones.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the small victories.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the fiddle the fellas, Yes, but mine's like one

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<v Speaker 5>of the sort of mini versions, so it sits nicely

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<v Speaker 5>in my room. I definitely abandoned it for like a

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<v Speaker 5>month after.

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<v Speaker 1>The bay on the planet. You would have really like

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<v Speaker 1>I had some vindictive feelings.

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<v Speaker 2>Towards that plant. The Plant Services department almost turned up

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<v Speaker 2>at your door.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, big time. Yeah. And funnily enough, when we were

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<v Speaker 5>talking about this, I realized every plant I have in

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<v Speaker 5>my room is from an act an ex partner.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you live in a forest.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm got to say I've got plants, and that's a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So anywhere who goes to producers always house particularly if

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<v Speaker 2>you're a new mate. You're like, what's going on with

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<v Speaker 2>this forest here? What are we doing here? It was

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<v Speaker 2>just trophies for you've got a spot over there.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to ask you, you got quite teary when

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<v Speaker 1>you spoke about something that you lost in a relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell everyone, Yeah, a couple of extras ago. Look, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it was pretty amicable the way that we went

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<v Speaker 2>our separate ways. But what I lost in a relationship

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<v Speaker 2>was and I still haven't seen it to this day,

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<v Speaker 2>nor do I think I'll ever get it back. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a copy of Anthony Keatis's autobiography Scar Tissue, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>which I lent to my ex girlfriend's father, and we

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<v Speaker 2>never never came back into my hands. That's something I

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<v Speaker 2>think about most days, most hours, most minutes as well.

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<v Speaker 2>What thanks for reopening that work.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, I'm just going to assume his name is

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<v Speaker 1>David Dave have still scars.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get a text from Him's like I'm almost finished.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, it's twenty six ninety nine from Dimmicks. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you're really not heartbroken, not god about it, you can

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<v Speaker 1>just grab a coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>This was my original coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, it meant something, was it? Science? I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen twenty four ten. A bit of chick chat this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you gained in a relationship? But also what

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<v Speaker 1>have you lost.

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<v Speaker 5>A few of my exes have lost some hoodies as well. Yeah, yeah,

0:24:00.480 --> 0:24:07.679
<v Speaker 5>I got a little collection, so painting myself in a

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<v Speaker 5>really positive light this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>On in the forest spot in the drawer. They are

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<v Speaker 2>to leave you hoodie there you know the drill.

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<v Speaker 1>Fellas, Oh darling, girl, darling, at.

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<v Speaker 5>Least you warm lor and good occident in the room

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<v Speaker 5>from all the plants.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, true, great floor, a lot of bugs lots that's

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<v Speaker 2>like fruit flies as that we're calling her exites now.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten gives a bus anyone who gets on air, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>go on the stand by list. We give away a

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<v Speaker 1>daily tickets to go and see Cold Playing in Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>Flats accommodation, all taken care of.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you lose and or gain in the breakup?

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four ten.

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<v Speaker 8>I really shot?

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<v Speaker 1>It is so time for it. Let's go girl, Yeah,

0:24:58.080 --> 0:25:00.280
<v Speaker 1>let's go girls. Let's talk about the timing up to

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<v Speaker 1>someone and you either gained something really cool or you

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<v Speaker 1>lost something that you really adored. Let's do it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Blokes to get involved as well. Oh, we've also established

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:11.399
<v Speaker 1>you didn't say so we lost your dignity. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the boss, so you you officially are not a pig.

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<v Speaker 5>The bak Thick texted saying, whoops, that was me about

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<v Speaker 5>the dignity thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Hazy.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's loose suggestions that you should have just gone

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<v Speaker 2>along with it, saying something quite outrageous.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but in my mind, I'm thinking you've said way

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<v Speaker 1>worse than that.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably thinking that as well. I'm like, this time,

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time a long time, I didn't say

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't do it. I'm not the bad guy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Let's go to Daniel from Delamy. Good morning, Dannyel,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning guys, Good morning. What you've lost something big

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<v Speaker 1>in a breakout?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>I lost the fourteen half foot half cabin boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Fishing boat, fishing boat, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Fishing boat, and I a pool table.

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<v Speaker 4>That I sold.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll tell your pool table seem on. Wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>did he just take the boat just sailed off?

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<v Speaker 7>No, she got the boat and I got the pool table.

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<v Speaker 7>The boat and I held the pool table.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that seems fair a boat for the

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<v Speaker 2>pool table? Was it a really fancy poll table?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't play pool, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say that, how much like pool's

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<v Speaker 1>fun for about half an hour? Maybe, Yeah, fishing is

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<v Speaker 1>fun for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and teach men to fish feed him for off,

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<v Speaker 2>all those sorts of things you know, to teach men

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<v Speaker 2>how to play pool entertained for twenty to forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Impressing your mates at the pub, I think that's the same.

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<v Speaker 5>I think impressing your mates at the pub is the

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<v Speaker 5>same as being fed for life.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, that's true, actually, because they feed you beers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you're a chicken, you can play pool. That's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cool, isn't it a pubsetting.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm excellent at pool. After how.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone so she was lacking confidence got it beg from

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:12.760
<v Speaker 1>morphot val. What did you lose in the breakoup bag? Well?

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<v Speaker 8>What I lost is really good. Actually, I lost the

0:27:15.040 --> 0:27:25.320
<v Speaker 8>psycho a poor thing, and I gained I gained a

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<v Speaker 8>lot of.

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<v Speaker 1>Self awareness.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not wisdom. You gained wisdom. We all learned sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>through these relationships.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think we've all lost a psycho at some point. Yeah,

0:27:38.119 --> 0:27:40.560
<v Speaker 1>everyone else we look back and go dodge a bullet back.

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<v Speaker 5>And if you haven't, you're the psycho.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that how it works.

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<v Speaker 5>I think so. It's the same thing as if you

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<v Speaker 5>don't have a bad neighbor, you're the bad neighbor.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure about this, Okay, go back to the

0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:53.879
<v Speaker 1>fishing analogy.

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<v Speaker 2>Catch a fish, feeding for days, all those types of things.

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<v Speaker 2>Pool's fun for twenty to forty five minutes talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly right. There.

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<v Speaker 2>You go a strong message in that, mate, beg thank

0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 2>you so much for calling as well. You're on the

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<v Speaker 2>standby list to seek Hole Play Live and Sydney Flights Accommodation.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the great shows, task Master Australia continue seven

0:28:12.840 --> 0:28:16.000
<v Speaker 1>point thirty on Tuesdays on ten and ten play and

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<v Speaker 1>one of the stars of it is comedian mel Buttle,

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<v Speaker 1>and she joins us, Now, good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Mel Hew.

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<v Speaker 8>EO, ca'd you be calling me your son?

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<v Speaker 1>That's cute, It's okay, it's totally fine. Hey, we've been

0:28:27.600 --> 0:28:29.960
<v Speaker 1>talking about you and our show in the last couple

0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:33.199
<v Speaker 1>of weeks, especially given it's been school holidays and you

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:36.840
<v Speaker 1>have this brilliant character online and Chuck or a follow

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<v Speaker 1>It's Lynn. Lynn is everybody's mother, is she not?

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<v Speaker 8>I think so. I If she's not your mom, she's

0:28:44.240 --> 0:28:46.800
<v Speaker 8>your auntie or she's the woman at your local GP.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure, this is Lynn talking about coming home when

0:28:54.360 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>you've been working all day and your kids have been

0:28:56.720 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 1>sitting on the couch. Have a listen. What have you

0:28:58.880 --> 0:28:59.440
<v Speaker 1>done today?

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<v Speaker 2>Done nothing?

0:29:00.800 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 1>Why isn't the dish washer e? Did you hang the

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:06.320
<v Speaker 1>washing out like I asked? Are you in your bloody pajamas? Still?

0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 2>What a grot?

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<v Speaker 8>Have you done anything?

0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 5>I asked?

0:29:09.440 --> 0:29:09.480
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:29:09.760 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>Have you walked?

0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 5>Jissy?

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<v Speaker 1>Come with me to the cow.

0:29:11.840 --> 0:29:13.640
<v Speaker 8>There's things I need you to help me carry quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, let's go. Oh my gosh, mel, I straight

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:20.000
<v Speaker 2>away get glimpses of my mum like twenty five years ago,

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:21.240
<v Speaker 2>saying the same things to me.

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<v Speaker 8>It's traumatic, isn't it. It just something goes off on

0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:29.960
<v Speaker 8>your brain and it goes No, I'm watching Huby's cocky Adventures.

0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 8>I don't want to get up.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, Mel. When you're doing these little online skits, where

0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:39.160
<v Speaker 1>does the inspiration come from? Is it like? Is it

0:29:39.360 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 1>someone or is it just something that someone says that

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:44.240
<v Speaker 1>sparks you and you go, oh, there's a skip in that.

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<v Speaker 8>I guess it's it's just like a voice in my

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 8>head will talk to me. And that voice is lean.

0:29:52.400 --> 0:29:54.400
<v Speaker 8>It's that voice goes, I, why don't you get up

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:56.640
<v Speaker 8>and do something with your day? And I'm like, oh

0:29:56.680 --> 0:30:00.440
<v Speaker 8>my gosh. Yeah, I think it's kinda based on my mum,

0:30:00.720 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 8>but it's sort of I don't know, it's kind of

0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 8>everyone as well. Once I realized everyone has the exact

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:08.320
<v Speaker 8>same mother, I was like, oh, maybe I should so

0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:09.520
<v Speaker 8>much should do something with that.

0:30:09.880 --> 0:30:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And also the fact that she's always in her

0:30:12.200 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 1>dressing gown, always in her dressing gown.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew, yeah, I can go to licens to your mail.

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<v Speaker 2>For having a voice in your head that you can

0:30:17.760 --> 0:30:20.200
<v Speaker 2>actually use for something good, yes, not something bad?

0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so true. Do you hear a little bit? Oh

0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:26.360
<v Speaker 1>my god, Linn's talking to me again. What the hell's

0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 1>going on here? Exactly?

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm a goot older.

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:32.400
<v Speaker 8>That voice has just got louder and louder, like it

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:35.080
<v Speaker 8>didn't used to be that voice. The voice used to be, Yeah,

0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:37.000
<v Speaker 8>it's only nine o'clock, and so you can have a

0:30:37.000 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 8>couple of drinks and you'll be home by midnight. You

0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:40.600
<v Speaker 8>can sleep to sixth and go to work. But now

0:30:40.640 --> 0:30:42.400
<v Speaker 8>the voice is, well, why don't you pop a jumper

0:30:42.440 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 8>in the car because you don't know if the weather's

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:44.680
<v Speaker 8>going to change.

0:30:44.760 --> 0:30:48.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like so many conversations going on in your head,

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<v Speaker 1>task Masker, do you enjoy doing this show? It's challenging.

0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 8>I love I loved it. I love task Master. It

0:30:55.360 --> 0:30:57.440
<v Speaker 8>was so fun to hang out with all those comedians.

0:30:57.880 --> 0:31:02.080
<v Speaker 8>It was interesting to try and impress Tom Gleason, which

0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:05.560
<v Speaker 8>is the ultimate in popular part. Really that's very tricky.

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he is. He's quite a genius, isn't he. He's

0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 1>a comedic genius.

0:31:11.360 --> 0:31:12.280
<v Speaker 7>He's really clever.

0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:15.720
<v Speaker 8>He's also like clever at comedy and clever in real life,

0:31:15.720 --> 0:31:18.840
<v Speaker 8>which I think is unfair that you get both of those. Yeah, Like,

0:31:18.880 --> 0:31:21.720
<v Speaker 8>I'm sure he was stunnying science or like pharmacy at

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:25.360
<v Speaker 8>UNI before he got into comedy. I'm like, oh I was.

0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:28.840
<v Speaker 8>I was working as a teacher, like I was barely

0:31:28.880 --> 0:31:33.800
<v Speaker 8>clinging onto life. But yeah, he's got it all. I mean,

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:39.120
<v Speaker 8>he doesn't have hair, and he's a ginger, but you.

0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:40.800
<v Speaker 1>So you know what I love about him the most

0:31:40.840 --> 0:31:43.920
<v Speaker 1>though now he gives zero bleeps about anything, like to

0:31:43.960 --> 0:31:46.280
<v Speaker 1>stand up at the logis and tee off on all

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:49.720
<v Speaker 1>the celebrities and then copple the clap back and he

0:31:49.800 --> 0:31:51.880
<v Speaker 1>just doesn't care, does he No?

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<v Speaker 8>And he genuinely doesn't care, like a lot of people

0:31:54.840 --> 0:31:57.400
<v Speaker 8>are like, yeah, I don't care, but underneath you know

0:31:57.440 --> 0:31:59.560
<v Speaker 8>they deeply care. But you can look deep into Tom

0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:04.280
<v Speaker 8>gleason eyes, he genuinely doesn't care. I'm like, how do

0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:05.480
<v Speaker 8>you get to that point?

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<v Speaker 2>Teach me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:32:06.320 --> 0:32:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Master, Yes, that's I think that's rare. I think that's

0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:11.200
<v Speaker 2>just one in a million because most people are affected.

0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:13.840
<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, you're an online community, mel

0:32:13.960 --> 0:32:16.400
<v Speaker 1>do you get bothered if you read negative comments? Or

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 1>are you just does it not bother you?

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<v Speaker 8>I don't love it, obviously it's not great, but also

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:26.160
<v Speaker 8>if they're funny, I'm kind of like, you know what

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:27.560
<v Speaker 8>respect that is?

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<v Speaker 1>That is fair.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't have a very good neck like you to

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<v Speaker 8>pick that out.

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<v Speaker 1>So ye creative the insults, but also thank you, thank

0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:40.080
<v Speaker 1>you Internet stranger for the feedback on my neck. I

0:32:40.120 --> 0:32:40.959
<v Speaker 1>really appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 8>Well yeah, I'm like, well you've been You've actually watched

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:47.360
<v Speaker 8>the whole clip and paid quite a lot of attention

0:32:47.520 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 8>to to pick that out. So now I respect it,

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 8>and I think if you're going to come and have

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:56.640
<v Speaker 8>a go, you've got to come come strong. Not just

0:32:56.680 --> 0:33:00.520
<v Speaker 8>the usual like people like who's this is? This passes

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:02.400
<v Speaker 8>for comedy, you know, be creative.

0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the thing. We got that dumb sort of

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:08.840
<v Speaker 1>on on radio websites and stuff where people go, oh, no,

0:33:08.880 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 1>one listens to radio, and it's like you've just clicked

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<v Speaker 1>on an article about radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's tell you what, Mel, who's this is?

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<v Speaker 4>Just?

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't ef I get that from my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Melbuddal. The show is task Master Australia. It continues

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<v Speaker 1>seven thirty on Tuesday and the Beautiful ten Network. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much for having a chat with us.

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<v Speaker 8>My pleasure who wrote.

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<v Speaker 2>He wrote, all right, let's talk about the big fellow

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<v Speaker 2>eating the cats, Donald go don chat. He's for a

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<v Speaker 2>nice little publicity stunts in order to make him sure,

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<v Speaker 2>make himself for more. One of the people like relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>He's pulled ash shift of Macers. I want to say

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<v Speaker 2>pulled ash shift. He was there for probably about fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>to twenty minutes. Yeah, it's still it's something that Kamala

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<v Speaker 2>Harris hasn't done. Oh okay, so that's that's what he

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<v Speaker 2>always It always comes back to what she done and

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm what am I doing? It's going to make

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<v Speaker 2>you think that I'm more relatable.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I have more people at my rallies than

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<v Speaker 1>she has and all that sort of really immature stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, here's some audio of Trump working his shift at

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<v Speaker 2>McDonald's and just this beautiful, flawless, sophisticated interaction with some

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<v Speaker 2>of the customers. It's pretty good. Okay, let's sell He's

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<v Speaker 2>a macagay all the way, a good one thing group. Hello, everybody.

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<v Speaker 8>This is not a normal situations.

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<v Speaker 2>In a situation where it feels like he needs to

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<v Speaker 2>make a comment on absolutely everything that he sees. Just

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<v Speaker 2>like my four year old daughter when a thought pops

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<v Speaker 2>into her hair head brother, it comes out of her mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, this is a Macca guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a maca gayca who says meccas gay? This gay radio?

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<v Speaker 2>Big fella? Is it macau?

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<v Speaker 1>It's never f to deliver Donald, does he?

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<v Speaker 2>And also, that's a beautiful family you have there.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thanks, thanks Donald for commenting on the level of

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<v Speaker 1>attractiveness of my kids. Yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And then of course he brought it back to somewhat

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<v Speaker 2>of a competition space with his opponents.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I have worked at three I've now worked four

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<v Speaker 4>fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>More than Kamala McDonald's confirmed four times. And now she

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<v Speaker 2>never worked. She never worked here. That's the difference. That's

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<v Speaker 2>why you should vote for trot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's why he should be the leader of the

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<v Speaker 1>free world.

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<v Speaker 2>And of course what you do once you pull the

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<v Speaker 2>shift at Macers is that you take some chips on

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<v Speaker 2>your private jet home. Hello, everybody, I'm having a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of fun here, everybody. I'm going to definitely have friends

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<v Speaker 2>for French fags to the plane. I'm having a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of fun here, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Donald, that's the most awkward thing I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty shocking, terrible. That's okay. That swing your vote though,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're in an America, oh yeah, jeez. If it does,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to have a good hard look at yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>The day for Trump, this day that we used to

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<v Speaker 1>be friends. Yeah, because you don't want to be my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately we don't have access to voting. It's a really

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<v Speaker 2>good thing here in Australia.