Speaker 1: Meet our guests.
Speaker 2: Mystery guest much more thrilling than the rest.
Speaker 1: Mystery guest.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Melbourne, final show of the.
Speaker 4: Years outside, I think I know who it is?
Speaker 3: Who is it?
Speaker 5: Mariah Carey?
Speaker 3: I would I would lower those expectations on zoom. I
Speaker 3: would definitely know those expectations, all right, So mystery guest to.
Speaker 4: This about a million dollars does for the amount of
Speaker 4: times to play the song?
Speaker 3: Lauren doesn't know who is about to join us?
Speaker 5: Does Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Melbourne doesn't know either.
Speaker 5: You haven't said it.
Speaker 2: While I was an insta present.
Speaker 3: For everybody, Lauren, the mystery guest is currently listening right.
Speaker 3: Maybe you could ask them a question and they could
Speaker 3: like cough or make a sound to answer you.
Speaker 4: Okay, are you a female?
Speaker 5: That's a man? That was that there was a coffee yes?
Speaker 5: Or a coffin?
Speaker 4: No? I say cough if you're a female and they coughed, Okay,
Speaker 4: so it's a female. Next question, have we met before?
Speaker 4: Cough for yes?
Speaker 5: A female that sounds.
Speaker 3: Like Lauren's a little bit hung over this morning. Would
Speaker 3: you say you've had big nights not hus?
Speaker 1: Would you say.
Speaker 5: Who's the party girl?
Speaker 2: Should we rip the band aid? Off, Lauren, It's not Jane.
Speaker 6: Mystery guest.
Speaker 4: Mister Williams, Oh my god, I thought this interview with cancer?
Speaker 5: He is the real life. Yes, yes, he's live.
Speaker 1: Can I just say that when you said is it carry?
Speaker 6: You said lower your What am I chop? Liver?
Speaker 5: This is the best surprise ever, Robbie. You're my favorite
Speaker 5: of all time?
Speaker 1: Which is the movie?
Speaker 5: I cried the whole time.
Speaker 4: I told every single person that will listen that they
Speaker 4: must go and watch when it comes out on Boxing Day?
Speaker 1: Oh well, bless you from your mouth to God's ears
Speaker 1: and all general public listening. Hey, I know this doesn't
Speaker 1: make very good radio, but my hair has grown.
Speaker 6: Back on my chest? Should I shave it off?
Speaker 5: Keep the rug, Robbie, keep the rug?
Speaker 4: Boy?
Speaker 2: How are you, mister Robbie Williams.
Speaker 6: I'm ruined as a human.
Speaker 5: I feel your pain.
Speaker 4: Today is our last day of work for the year,
Speaker 4: and I've crawled to the finish line.
Speaker 1: So so what are you going to do with your
Speaker 1: time off? If you get time off.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to see these two for six weeks
Speaker 4: and that's all I care about.
Speaker 1: Oh my lord, you've got six weeks off.
Speaker 6: How did you get six weeks off. Would you manage that.
Speaker 5: Because we can't tolerate each other for any.
Speaker 3: It's early starts and kids are on holidays and stuff
Speaker 3: like that. Also, Robbie, I just need to warn you
Speaker 3: we do have something on this show every year if
Speaker 3: anyone drops. Got to be very clear, yes the sea word,
Speaker 3: not the C word, but the festive word. Then we
Speaker 3: then we play Mariah Kerry all I want for Christmas?
Speaker 4: Yes, so please, you said, we're we are not interrupting this,
Speaker 4: Robbie Williams chat to play mar.
Speaker 3: Just let Robbie the Rooks.
Speaker 5: Robbie, how are you?
Speaker 2: I asked that question.
Speaker 6: I was really good. I'm really really good.
Speaker 1: But I've been promo in the hall out of this film,
Speaker 1: and I've done like six hundred interviews, and I've been
Speaker 1: on planes, got off planes, done TV shows, and I'm
Speaker 1: now coming to the end of the promo. And I
Speaker 1: hope that the world is aware that there is a
Speaker 1: biopic about my life in which I'm played by a
Speaker 1: cgi monkey.
Speaker 5: Now it is un believable.
Speaker 4: Now, I was saying, we were saying to you clink
Speaker 4: the other day, the monkey, Right, You're played by a monkey.
Speaker 5: But after about five minutes into the film, you don't
Speaker 5: even know, actually forget that it's a monkey. It's extraordinary.
Speaker 3: Can I ask, what's the story behind the monkey? Robbie?
Speaker 1: The real story behind the monkey is that we needed
Speaker 1: a unique selling point for this movie to get people talking. Michael,
Speaker 1: the director of the Greatest Showman, came up with the idea,
Speaker 1: and I loved it. I'm a big fan of audacious.
Speaker 1: My whole career is based on being audacious and surreal
Speaker 1: and weird and unusual. And the movie has definitely got
Speaker 1: people talking. I didn't even think I'd have to explain
Speaker 1: it up until it went to like a focus group
Speaker 1: in America, Hey, what's a monkey? And I'm like, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to explain it now. So we came up
Speaker 1: with some bs to explain. I don't see myself as
Speaker 1: evolved and I want I want the world to see.
Speaker 2: Is that why Robbie has said it was a risk,
Speaker 2: like the bio pick itself was a risk with the.
Speaker 1: Biopics, yeah, a risk, but having a c GI monkey now, well,
Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. You know, it's an incredible movie and it
Speaker 1: works on so many levels, and and I'm still yet
Speaker 1: to understand completely why it works.
Speaker 6: Why do you think it was?
Speaker 4: I was saying, I think it's because, like the monkey
Speaker 4: is so emotive. I was saying to the boys, like
Speaker 4: you can kind of see its emotion in the way
Speaker 4: its slumps and in its stead in it. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: almost like you can see in this sound might sound
Speaker 4: ridiculous how the monkey feels by its body language a bit, and.
Speaker 5: She's so drawn into this character. I just I was
Speaker 5: just fascinated, mate.
Speaker 1: Lauren, and I well, just let me ask you, sorry,
Speaker 1: let me ask another question. I want to know, I
Speaker 1: really need to know, inquiring mine's mine? Want to know
Speaker 1: which bit did you cry out first?
Speaker 4: I cried when the when you when you when the
Speaker 4: monkey's in the bath with Nan. That really got me
Speaker 4: and the kids having a really hard time.
Speaker 5: I cried, I cried alf I cried quite a lot
Speaker 5: in it.
Speaker 4: I cried over your relationship with your dad, in when
Speaker 4: you felt abandoned by your dad. I was bawling my
Speaker 4: eyes out. I cried when your dream came true. I
Speaker 4: cried a lot in it. To be honest, I cried.
Speaker 4: I cried a lot about your nan. Your Nan really
Speaker 4: got me.
Speaker 1: It's very strange to be asking people if they cried,
Speaker 1: and when they say yes, I say good. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's an unusual, a surreal moment in my life where
Speaker 1: I'm happy if people are unhappy.
Speaker 3: I was crying in the car on the way home,
Speaker 3: and then Lauren and I were just on the text
Speaker 3: all afternoon just about it. It really stayed with me
Speaker 3: and I cannot preach more highly of this movie.
Speaker 4: It's amazing Boxing Day, Although Robbie, you do make me
Speaker 4: cry a lot. It was this time last year, I
Speaker 4: think you were here in Melbourne and you played a
Speaker 4: day on the Green Yes, and it absolutely bucketed down
Speaker 4: with rain. It was torrential and the three of us
Speaker 4: had just lost our jobs. We got fired for another
Speaker 4: radio station. It was that week and I went with
Speaker 4: my best friends and we stood there in the rain
Speaker 4: and I was crying.
Speaker 5: It was at a winery, so that helped.
Speaker 4: And I cried my eyes out watching my favorite performer
Speaker 4: on stage.
Speaker 5: And I'll never forget it. And to be here a
Speaker 5: year later talking.
Speaker 4: To you at this new radio station is like We've
Speaker 4: come from the circle and now I'm gonna cry again.
Speaker 6: Let me ask you another question.
Speaker 1: So from the fear and the misery of losing your
Speaker 1: job to then finding new employment.
Speaker 6: How long did that take?
Speaker 5: Oh, it took a couple of months.
Speaker 4: I think we got picked up by this great radio
Speaker 4: station which we're at now.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what did you learn that in those couple
Speaker 1: of months?
Speaker 6: And what have you learned? Now?
Speaker 5: You know what we learned.
Speaker 4: We learned when you get told you're not good enough,
Speaker 4: keep pushing and keep fighting because you never know.
Speaker 1: What's persevere, don't give up, don't let anybody get in
Speaker 1: your way. If the ball is there to be one,
Speaker 1: it's your effing ball.
Speaker 2: Oh God, hey, can I just put those listening right now?
Speaker 2: This is completely live. And Robbie was a mystery guest. Robbie,
Speaker 2: do you know who Jane Bunn is?
Speaker 6: What the name rings about? But fill me in.
Speaker 2: She's a weather woman here in Melbourne. And Laurence you
Speaker 2: were Jane Bunn?
Speaker 6: What? What? What? What? Lauren thought that the mystery guest
Speaker 6: was Jane Bond.
Speaker 4: And Jane Bunny is a lovely lady. Guys made my year.
Speaker 4: I can't tell you, I cannot tell you how special
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 6: Pleasure darling.
Speaker 1: It feels good to be able to facilitate a nice moment.
Speaker 1: God bless you, and I didn't know the story about
Speaker 1: you losing your job and now you get in this
Speaker 1: new job. There you go, made that servers a warming
Speaker 1: story for everybody that is going through the storm right now.
Speaker 5: Thanks Robbie.
Speaker 4: And guess what this radio show just went to number
Speaker 4: one yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, there is stick it up them. We
Speaker 1: will unless.
Speaker 6: They play my records. Then you know I'm looking.
Speaker 3: We'll apply to us as many Just quickly, what are
Speaker 3: you doing for the fistive season?
Speaker 6: My man?
Speaker 1: Well, my wife is an Olympic memory maker and she
Speaker 1: is the Christmas. Where I once didn't care for Christmas.
Speaker 1: In fact, I would say I pretty much hated it.
Speaker 1: I am now in love with it and I adore it.
Speaker 1: I've got four kids and they've followed the magic of
Speaker 1: Christmas and it's it's it's the most wonderful time of
Speaker 1: the year, as the song says, and I can't wait
Speaker 1: to finish work and get involved and eat too much chocolate.
Speaker 3: Let's let you get off the phone spend it with
Speaker 3: the family. Hi, Robbie, it's been a bloody trait heaving
Speaker 3: you on the show.
Speaker 5: You this has been the best surprise.
Speaker 3: We love you the bit and congratulations on the bier
Speaker 3: P incredible.
Speaker 1: And also I will say congratulations on your future success.
Speaker 6: Go kill it. Thank you, Robbie, Thank you, Robbie Love
Speaker 6: Robbie Williams.
Speaker 4: Guys, guys, you normally have the worst, shittest surprises ever,
Speaker 4: and that was the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 2: Youah what we're doing next time.
Speaker 5: I'm retiring, don't tell me. Joined bunds here.
Speaker 2: Hi joint bun with your weather.
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