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Speaker 1: Meet our guests.

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Speaker 2: Mystery guest much more thrilling than the rest.

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Speaker 1: Mystery guest.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Melbourne, final show of the.

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Speaker 4: Years outside, I think I know who it is?

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Speaker 3: Who is it?

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Speaker 5: Mariah Carey?

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Speaker 3: I would I would lower those expectations on zoom. I

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Speaker 3: would definitely know those expectations, all right, So mystery guest to.

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Speaker 4: This about a million dollars does for the amount of

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Speaker 4: times to play the song?

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Speaker 3: Lauren doesn't know who is about to join us?

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Speaker 5: Does Melbourne?

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Speaker 3: Melbourne doesn't know either.

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Speaker 5: You haven't said it.

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Speaker 2: While I was an insta present.

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Speaker 3: For everybody, Lauren, the mystery guest is currently listening right.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you could ask them a question and they could

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Speaker 3: like cough or make a sound to answer you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, are you a female?

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Speaker 5: That's a man? That was that there was a coffee yes?

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Speaker 5: Or a coffin?

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Speaker 4: No? I say cough if you're a female and they coughed, Okay,

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Speaker 4: so it's a female. Next question, have we met before?

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Speaker 4: Cough for yes?

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Speaker 5: A female that sounds.

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Speaker 3: Like Lauren's a little bit hung over this morning. Would

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Speaker 3: you say you've had big nights not hus?

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Speaker 1: Would you say.

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Speaker 5: Who's the party girl?

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Speaker 2: Should we rip the band aid? Off, Lauren, It's not Jane.

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Speaker 6: Mystery guest.

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Speaker 4: Mister Williams, Oh my god, I thought this interview with cancer?

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Speaker 5: He is the real life. Yes, yes, he's live.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say that when you said is it carry?

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Speaker 6: You said lower your What am I chop? Liver?

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Speaker 5: This is the best surprise ever, Robbie. You're my favorite

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Speaker 5: of all time?

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Speaker 1: Which is the movie?

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Speaker 5: I cried the whole time.

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Speaker 4: I told every single person that will listen that they

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Speaker 4: must go and watch when it comes out on Boxing Day?

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Speaker 1: Oh well, bless you from your mouth to God's ears

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Speaker 1: and all general public listening. Hey, I know this doesn't

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Speaker 1: make very good radio, but my hair has grown.

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Speaker 6: Back on my chest? Should I shave it off?

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Speaker 5: Keep the rug, Robbie, keep the rug?

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Speaker 4: Boy?

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Speaker 2: How are you, mister Robbie Williams.

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Speaker 6: I'm ruined as a human.

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Speaker 5: I feel your pain.

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Speaker 4: Today is our last day of work for the year,

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Speaker 4: and I've crawled to the finish line.

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Speaker 1: So so what are you going to do with your

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Speaker 1: time off? If you get time off.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to see these two for six weeks

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Speaker 4: and that's all I care about.

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Speaker 1: Oh my lord, you've got six weeks off.

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Speaker 6: How did you get six weeks off. Would you manage that.

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Speaker 5: Because we can't tolerate each other for any.

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Speaker 3: It's early starts and kids are on holidays and stuff

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Speaker 3: like that. Also, Robbie, I just need to warn you

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Speaker 3: we do have something on this show every year if

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Speaker 3: anyone drops. Got to be very clear, yes the sea word,

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Speaker 3: not the C word, but the festive word. Then we

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Speaker 3: then we play Mariah Kerry all I want for Christmas?

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Speaker 4: Yes, so please, you said, we're we are not interrupting this,

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Speaker 4: Robbie Williams chat to play mar.

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Speaker 3: Just let Robbie the Rooks.

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Speaker 5: Robbie, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I asked that question.

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Speaker 6: I was really good. I'm really really good.

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Speaker 1: But I've been promo in the hall out of this film,

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Speaker 1: and I've done like six hundred interviews, and I've been

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Speaker 1: now coming to the end of the promo. And I

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Speaker 1: hope that the world is aware that there is a

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Speaker 1: biopic about my life in which I'm played by a

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Speaker 5: Now it is un believable.

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Speaker 4: Now, I was saying, we were saying to you clink

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Speaker 4: the other day, the monkey, Right, You're played by a monkey.

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Speaker 5: But after about five minutes into the film, you don't

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Speaker 5: even know, actually forget that it's a monkey. It's extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask, what's the story behind the monkey? Robbie?

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Speaker 1: The real story behind the monkey is that we needed

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Speaker 1: a unique selling point for this movie to get people talking. Michael,

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Speaker 1: the director of the Greatest Showman, came up with the idea,

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Speaker 1: and I loved it. I'm a big fan of audacious.

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Speaker 1: My whole career is based on being audacious and surreal

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Speaker 1: gonna have to explain it now. So we came up

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Speaker 2: Is that why Robbie has said it was a risk,

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Speaker 2: like the bio pick itself was a risk with the.

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Speaker 1: Biopics, yeah, a risk, but having a c GI monkey now, well,

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Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. You know, it's an incredible movie and it

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Speaker 1: works on so many levels, and and I'm still yet

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Speaker 6: Why do you think it was?

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Speaker 4: I was saying, I think it's because, like the monkey

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Speaker 4: its slumps and in its stead in it. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 5: She's so drawn into this character. I just I was

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Speaker 1: Lauren, and I well, just let me ask you, sorry,

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Speaker 1: let me ask another question. I want to know, I

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Speaker 1: which bit did you cry out first?

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Speaker 4: I cried when the when you when you when the

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Speaker 4: monkey's in the bath with Nan. That really got me

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Speaker 4: and the kids having a really hard time.

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Speaker 5: I cried, I cried alf I cried quite a lot

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Speaker 4: I cried over your relationship with your dad, in when

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Speaker 4: eyes out. I cried when your dream came true. I

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Speaker 4: cried a lot in it. To be honest, I cried.

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Speaker 4: I cried a lot about your nan. Your Nan really

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Speaker 1: It's very strange to be asking people if they cried,

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Speaker 1: and when they say yes, I say good. It's it's

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Speaker 1: it's an unusual, a surreal moment in my life where

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Speaker 3: I was crying in the car on the way home,

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Speaker 3: and then Lauren and I were just on the text

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Speaker 3: and I cannot preach more highly of this movie.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing Boxing Day, Although Robbie, you do make me

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Speaker 4: cry a lot. It was this time last year, I

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Speaker 4: think you were here in Melbourne and you played a

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Speaker 4: day on the Green Yes, and it absolutely bucketed down

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Speaker 4: with rain. It was torrential and the three of us

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Speaker 4: radio station. It was that week and I went with

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Speaker 5: It was at a winery, so that helped.

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Speaker 4: And I cried my eyes out watching my favorite performer

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Speaker 5: And I'll never forget it. And to be here a

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Speaker 4: To you at this new radio station is like We've

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Speaker 4: come from the circle and now I'm gonna cry again.

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Speaker 6: Let me ask you another question.

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Speaker 1: So from the fear and the misery of losing your

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Speaker 6: How long did that take?

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Speaker 5: Oh, it took a couple of months.

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Speaker 4: I think we got picked up by this great radio

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what did you learn that in those couple

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Speaker 6: And what have you learned? Now?

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Speaker 5: You know what we learned.

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Speaker 4: We learned when you get told you're not good enough,

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Speaker 4: keep pushing and keep fighting because you never know.

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Speaker 1: What's persevere, don't give up, don't let anybody get in

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Speaker 1: it's your effing ball.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, hey, can I just put those listening right now?

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Speaker 2: This is completely live. And Robbie was a mystery guest. Robbie,

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Speaker 2: do you know who Jane Bunn is?

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Speaker 6: What the name rings about? But fill me in.

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Speaker 2: She's a weather woman here in Melbourne. And Laurence you

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Speaker 2: were Jane Bunn?

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Speaker 6: What? What? What? What? Lauren thought that the mystery guest

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Speaker 6: was Jane Bond.

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Speaker 4: And Jane Bunny is a lovely lady. Guys made my year.

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Speaker 4: I can't tell you, I cannot tell you how special

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Speaker 6: Pleasure darling.

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Speaker 1: It feels good to be able to facilitate a nice moment.

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Speaker 1: God bless you, and I didn't know the story about

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Speaker 1: you losing your job and now you get in this

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Speaker 1: new job. There you go, made that servers a warming

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Speaker 5: Thanks Robbie.

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Speaker 4: And guess what this radio show just went to number

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Speaker 4: one yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, there is stick it up them. We

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Speaker 1: will unless.

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Speaker 6: They play my records. Then you know I'm looking.

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Speaker 3: We'll apply to us as many Just quickly, what are

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Speaker 3: you doing for the fistive season?

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Speaker 6: My man?

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Speaker 1: Well, my wife is an Olympic memory maker and she

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Speaker 1: is the Christmas. Where I once didn't care for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I would say I pretty much hated it.

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Speaker 1: I am now in love with it and I adore it.

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Speaker 1: Christmas and it's it's it's the most wonderful time of

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Speaker 1: the year, as the song says, and I can't wait

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Speaker 3: Let's let you get off the phone spend it with

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Speaker 3: the family. Hi, Robbie, it's been a bloody trait heaving

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Speaker 3: you on the show.

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Speaker 5: You this has been the best surprise.

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Speaker 3: We love you the bit and congratulations on the bier

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Speaker 3: P incredible.

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Speaker 1: And also I will say congratulations on your future success.

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Speaker 6: Go kill it. Thank you, Robbie, Thank you, Robbie Love

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Speaker 6: Robbie Williams.

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Speaker 4: Guys, guys, you normally have the worst, shittest surprises ever,

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Speaker 4: and that was the greatest thing ever.

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Speaker 1: I'm done.

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Speaker 2: Youah what we're doing next time.

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Speaker 5: I'm retiring, don't tell me. Joined bunds here.

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Speaker 2: Hi joint bun with your weather.

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Speaker 4: Jason Lauren Jason Lauren.

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Speaker 5: Wake Up Feeling Good on Nomber one hundred. Jason Lauren

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Speaker 5: bo on socials