WEBVTT - FULL SHOW | Jodie's 'Mum Porn' 0:00:02.880 --> 0:00:08.880 See a big coffee, settle into your seats. Jody and 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.280 Hazy Madealee's favorite way to wake up. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:18.279 I mean we say it each and every Monday, but 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:20.600 thank god it's there, you know what I mean? 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:23.160 Like Eve and I spent the whole weekend going what 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:24.799 are we going to see each other again? When are 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:26.000 we going to do our radio show. 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:29.360 I didn't drag and just drag like sat down. I 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:30.840 was like, Oh, I go on, hurry up, I'm gonna 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:32.720 go a bit early. Yeah, it's a Sunday. Can hurry 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:34.000 up and we can fly through that and get to 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:34.600 Monday morning. 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:36.080 Here we are, job and I want to ask you 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:37.840 how your weekend is, but I already know the answer 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:38.280 to that question. 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:41.120 You just work both days. So that's ooh boring. 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:43.199 Oh I did work back days and very much a 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.720 mixed bag. On the footy front, cos were magnificent Crows. 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:49.560 I'm telling you, look the goods this season. 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.400 Yes, so you reckon, let's just hold fire. You can't 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:54.400 get a good read against the kild It it would. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:56.080 Seem that's true. Yeah, that's true. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:59.120 How we killed a supporters. Sorry about that, but I 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:00.600 think your team much capage. 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:05.840 Conversely, Port Adelaide just had a really tough day on 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:07.000 the park against the Pies. 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:08.679 It was only ninety one points. 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:12.759 Yeah, okay, only I didn't see the whole game. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:16.560 But according to my mother Colleen, did Colin wand kick 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:17.559 ten goals in a row. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:17.959 At one point? 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:21.520 Well? Probably that sounds about right. Oh, that sounds about 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:24.360 sort of Collingwood and a third forty quartersh type. 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.000 Setup sort of vibes right. 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:26.440 Okay. 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:27.920 How was your weekend? 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:28.319 Yeah? 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.880 It was lovely things. You had a ball on Saturday night. 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:32.720 As in like you went to a ball like I 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:33.240 had a ball. 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:36.800 No, I went to a ball and rule. It was 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:38.440 a bit of an incident that I'll talk about in 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:42.240 just a moment. Oh no, where I nearly cost myself dearly? 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:46.080 Oh boy, I will explain a ball incident. Okay, just 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:46.600 leave it at that. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:47.800 It's a great big ball incident. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.520 Could be so many different things, ye produce them. Only. 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:52.080 How are you feeling good? Weekend? Yeah? 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:52.520 Good? 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:52.840 Good? 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.200 What did I do? Was the engagement party? Mate? I 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.960 told it was it more? Just forty five minutes from 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:01.440 your house and very time. Good to see Ryn. I 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:02.920 went to a pet shop or some animals. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:03.320 That was cute. 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:04.600 That's good. 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.280 Was there an intent to buy a pet hole? I 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:08.280 just had to get some stuff. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.560 But every time I go there, I want to be 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:13.880 one of those freaks that has, you know, seven chickens, 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:15.480 three horses, two dogs. 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:17.440 That's my real dream. Okay, but you live in. 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:19.000 An apartments, yes, swee. Do you think you're going to 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:23.079 keep the horses? Look time up at the front. It's 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.120 not the old Western anymore. Up your horse at the 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:27.320 front needs a. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.440 Stable, definitely does. 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.200 Oh what about this? It's the final week to get 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:35.800 yourself exclusive invitations for Nova's read around featuring Silk. Friday 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:37.440 Night is happening Friday night. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:40.000 That crypt two Friday nights in a row from me. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:41.360 He will I survive? 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.919 Fantastic? All right, So exclusive invitations. First batch is coming 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.400 up before seven o'clock. We've got some port Adelaid tickets 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:50.400 to give away this morning as well for their clash 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:53.400 against Richmond at Adelaide over this weekend and coming out next 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:56.200 jokes tell us, tell us. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:59.240 What's going on the ball incident? Oh yeah, so you 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.600 e everything? Oh my gosh, everything you need to know. 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:03.560 You didn't get carried away in some sort of spot, 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:06.400 did you? No? Well, it didn't almost open up, did it? 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.000 I certainly almost had. 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:12.720 To, okay, open up to us. Next place, it's Jodian Hazy. Well, 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.440 someone was fancy on the weekend, went to a ball, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.320 ladd I did. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.440 I had a girl's night out, went to with my 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:21.679 little crew from Channel ten. Went to the A and 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:25.320 Z Community ball. They had one of those live auctions. 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:29.520 Hazy, No, they're dangerous. They're so dangerous because you're trying 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:30.760 to press everyone around you. 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:33.079 Yeah, well no, that's not necessarily me. 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:34.760 I'm what you were doing. What you were just flapping 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:38.800 the wallet can bags. 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:42.200 I definitely was not doing that. In fact, I wasn't 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:45.800 paying enough attention. So what happened was we got up 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.240 to one of the auctions items. I think it was 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.160 like item number ten, So we were fairly deep in 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:53.080 the auction, and I think it was like a premium 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:56.440 wins for a year plus a dining experience for twelve 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:58.920 people with Chonglo or something. Anyway, it was worth twenty 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.560 five thousand dollars. Bear in your mind, this money goes 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:03.520 to charity, so you know, takes right off and all 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:08.160 that sort of stuff. At that point, I was sitting 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:11.720 next to my boss's partner and we were just having 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:14.200 a chat and I had noticed that the wine had 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.800 run out on the table, and he goes, that's fine. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:18.159 All you have to do is just put up your 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:21.840 hand and one of the waiters will come over this 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:25.039 happens and bring a new bottle of one. I went, yeah, 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.880 cool me again, not paying attention to what was going 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:28.440 on stage. 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:31.599 Auctioneer's got sharp eyes for arrant hands in the air. 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.279 Bronze Manuel, Don't worry, he was onto it because at 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.320 the point where I put up my hand for some 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.720 more savvy b he has looked in the crowd and 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:43.080 pointed at me and gone, Jody, And I'm what just happened? 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.000 Do you know where the bid was at at this point? 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:49.799 Sixteen thousand dollars? Sixteen thousand dollars? 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:53.560 So I start, don't clut that, don't cut that. Can 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.640 you imagine me going home to my husband and saying, 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:59.000 I spent sixteen thousand dollars, which I don't have, by. 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.400 The way, on a dining experience. 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:03.000 Oh yeah, goodness. 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:07.360 So I start frantically going, no, I just wanted to 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:08.600 order the more stabby beaks. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:12.000 Did you cancel us? Or do you sit there and 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:14.920 just pray to the heavens that someone out bids you. 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:18.240 Someone out bid anyway. But at that point when he 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.160 saw my panic stricken face, he knew that I was 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:22.240 not the real deal. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.640 Yeah. Do you remember when I went to that charity 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.560 event and I was sitting next to our Dan from 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:28.479 the Hilltop Poodz. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:29.720 Oh, yes, you've told this story. 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:32.520 Remember the time I went to a ball and I 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:34.279 was sitting next to the guy from Hilltop Hoods. 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.640 Yeah, my mate Dan. Next time I saw I was like, yeah, 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:37.760 I'm make good to see and he was like nice 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:41.400 to meet him. Like, what about the night we shared together? 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.640 He ended up buying a tiny it was a genuine 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.160 tinny for about ten grand that night. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:47.240 That is unbelievable. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:48.520 Yes, And I think he was seen next to his 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:50.280 wife and she was just shaking her head. And I 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.679 remember we'd have these nights at the Central District Footy 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:55.960 Club and obviously the players would get a few bruise 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:59.160 in and get nice and generous. And I remember one night, 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.000 god By Scotty Dutch get you by spending about two 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:06.920 or three hundred bucks on a giant Pepperoni sausage, and 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.760 all the lads taken your bite out of Scottish sausage 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:14.080 and can you imagine the disgusting breath that we had 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.040 and just heading into town after a few beers and 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:17.160 Pepperoni sausages. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:24.600 Oh, that's so gross. I think my husband would have 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:27.240 been more pleased if I had have come home with 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:31.000 a big Pepperoni sausage. I supposed to sixteen thousand dollars 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:31.919 worth of fine dining. 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.800 The following segment is mature audiences only and may contain 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:38.640 how all content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:41.080 see it if it easily offended, Well, you're about to 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:41.920 find out just how. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:45.160 Easily your father's only money. 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.400 Jo six. 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:52.880 That risk, stuff that blewis stuff before we straighten out 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.680 about seven o'clock. That's what this is all about. 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.760 And I most definitely woke up this morning and I 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.000 thought I really need to talk to Hazy about bionic 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:00.400 WILLI she do. 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:03.520 Thank you for getting this off your chest, Joseph, Thank 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.120 you for sharing. I think it's a space we can 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:05.920 all learn from. 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:07.719 You are so welcome. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:11.640 Okay, So more than six hundred men were given bionic 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:13.520 Willy operations. 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.160 In the UK last year. Now, when I talked to you, 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:17.560 about bionic willies. Do you know what they are? 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:19.960 Well, I'm thinking like some sort of fake Willie. 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:21.760 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, pretend Willie. 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:23.600 How do I know so much about it? 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:30.240 Okay, So this is basically a last resort. So if 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:33.080 viagra hasn't helped you, then this is the type of 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:35.040 operation that is for you. 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:40.360 It sounds gross. So flexible rods are put into the organ, 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:42.679 which allow the man to bend it into place. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:46.000 In another operation, a water pump, I repeat, a water 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:50.320 pump is placed in the scrotum to pump up the peter. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:55.880 Where the first one's okay, first one, You're down for 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:57.239 a flexible rod in you willy? 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:00.080 The first one is funny enough. I mean imagine in 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.240 that situation, particularly if you're a young lady, you're a 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:03.720 young man, You're like trying to please you, but and 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:05.240 you're like, what's going on? You're not into me? Like, 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:07.280 hang on a second, hang on a second, let me 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.920 just bend it into place. Now do you think I'm interested? 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:14.680 Yeah, hang on, hangy, hangout. Just let me get my 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:16.840 water pump so I can put it in my balls. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:20.160 What an arousing moment? 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.560 What is not sexy about this whole situation. The problem 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:26.960 with this though, the procedure costs around nine thousand pounds. 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.320 I don't know what that is in Australian, but that 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:30.280 doesn't sound cheap. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:32.280 It could be what fifteen sixteen thousand dollars? 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.040 Yeah, so what about this though? 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.679 The average age of the man having the procedure was 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:38.760 fifty seven. 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.200 Oh gosh, why do you have to bring your dad? 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:47.000 And he's really into it? 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:56.520 The old rod in the penis for mister mullets. Jo, job, job, 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:02.160 that is a good job, Monday, Jo, that's the best. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:05.280 Don't start your work week just a little injection of humor. 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.559 Oh yes, we'll do our best to provide it for you. 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:09.640 That's what we like to do on a Monday morning. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:13.400 Joining us is producer Molly, who is truly awful in 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:15.079 this space so much you're going. 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.200 To bring us down again. Produce Molly, clean up the basis. 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:20.319 All right, what have you got? So you're telling your 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:24.760 best dad jokes? Sure sharp? Those ones sort of leave 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.160 you rubbing your forehead, your two fingers, you know, like, 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:28.760 what are we doing? 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:29.240 Yeah? 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:30.559 All right, here we go. 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.760 We've learned to put you first, just to get it 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:33.199 out of the way. 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:37.520 Yeah, yeah, did you hear about the two people who 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:38.679 stole a calendar? 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:40.760 They age got six months? 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:44.480 I get it. Do you get a joke? Yeah, I'm 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:51.120 sorry about that jokes. Get yourself back up. Okay, it's okay. Life. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:52.000 So that's all about is? 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:53.040 That is all that? That is? 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.599 So you guys might know this about me. But I 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.200 started up a dating service for chickens. 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:03.320 True story. But I was struggling to make hen's meat. 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:11.120 That's also a very joke. He's quite there's chickens involved 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:14.040 in my joke. What about this? Little Johnny lives on 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:16.000 a farm with his family, and his mother asks if 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:18.400 he's done his chores. He says not yet. His mother 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:21.880 tells him, well, no breakfast until you do your chores. Now, 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.360 this is really quite annoys Johnny. So he goes to 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.680 feed the chickens and he kicks one of the chickens. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:28.880 He goes to feed the cows, and then he kicks 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:30.520 one of the cows. And then he goes to feed 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:32.679 the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.440 in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:37.520 of dry cereal. He says, how come I don't get 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:39.480 any eggs? And bacon. Why don't have any milk in 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:42.600 my cereal? She says, well, I saw you kick a chicken, 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:44.480 so you don't get any eggs for a week. And 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:45.960 then I saw he kick the pigs. You don't get 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.079 any bacon for a week. And also I saw he 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:50.560 kick the cow, so for a week, you're not getting 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:53.040 any milk either. Just then, his father comes down for 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:55.440 breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen because 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.480 it's in the way. Little Johnny looks up at his 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:59.559 mother with a smile and says, are you going to 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:04.160 tell him? Should I? I don't get it. I don't 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:11.920 get it. Produced a molly game with that joke me 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:19.920 to you, still, I need to know. I need to 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:20.200 know now. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:20.800 I need to know. 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:21.719 I need to know. 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:24.360 I need to know what news today to know. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:25.599 He's what you need to know. 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:29.200 You know what you need to know with Jody and Hazy. 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:34.640 Yeah, let's talk about Sam Jones. Excuse me, excuse to 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:39.280 play the wombats. Ah, that's what you're doing all yours jokes. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:40.960 I was like, is there a band called Sam Jones 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:41.680 that I don't know about? 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:43.240 There's mister giants. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:46.280 Oh yeah, that's true. Okay, so we spoke about this 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:46.840 last week. 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:50.000 She got into all sorts for posting video of her 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:52.360 picking up and taking away a baby wombat from its 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:53.360 mother last week. 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:57.679 That video has since been deleted. She wrote on social 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:58.520 media media. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.360 I want to make it absolutely clear that this was 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.120 never about social media or getting likes. This was not stage, 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.080 nor was it done for entertainment. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.520 Okay, okay, can I just say something. She's an influencer. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:13.760 Everything that influence do. Influencers do is about getting and attention. 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:17.439 So thousands signed an online petition calling for her to 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:20.640 be immediately deported from Australia and to bar her from 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.400 ever returning. She's left, but she's left in a blaze 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.400 of glory because she has had this to say about 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:27.720 our Australian government. 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:31.959 Was an incredible mistake and there hasn't been a moment 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.760 I haven't regretted it. The same government that is calling 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.199 for my head is the one that spends millions of 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.600 your tax dollars to mass slader in need of Australian animals. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.439 Good one, Sam, And do you feel a bit like 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.319 in this instance it's like you can tee off on 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.160 your own family, but no one else can. So you 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:49.400 can have a crack at your own mum, but no 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:50.920 one else can have a crack at your mom. It's 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:53.560 like that with the Australian government. We can see off 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:55.040 on them, we can do that, yeah, but. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:59.560 You can't all of a sudden in a situation like this, like, well, 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:03.120 hang on just a second. I know we were slagging 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:04.439 the government not long ago. 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:08.520 But how very he's our elbow, right, leave them alone. 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:11.640 I don't know too much about this. You're obviously a 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:14.760 farm boy. So this whole culing situation, well, I. 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:18.400 Think she's more so talking about native animals like kangaroos 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:21.319 and possibly amys. We're in a very unique situation in 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:24.720 this country where our coat of arms and our national animals, 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.800 I think a kangaroo is almost in some parts considered 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.640 it best. So for example, when you go back to America, 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.559 Sure they're not culing and eating bald eagles, are they No, 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.840 and some of the other national animals around the globe. 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:41.800 But that doesn't apply. And everyone's still automatically annoyed by 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:44.319 her picking up a baby wombat and separating it from 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.480 its mother. Yeah, so just take the el Sam, Yeah, 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:49.720 go back to the absolute hole that you came from. 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:52.800 We don't want you and how do you have a 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:56.160 go at? How government who's just doing its best. 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.960 I don't think you'll be back anytime soon, but anyway 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:01.360 the home of As Minister Tony Burk said in this 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:03.360 statement on Friday, there has never been a better day 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:04.800 to be a baby warmbat in Australia. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:14.599 Spot on once again. But do you know and you 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:17.600 know me, Joe, it's I love influencers. I have nothing 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.920 but love and respect for every single influencer since when 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:25.080 since never you're talking about Joe, you's got to be fancy. 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:26.760 On the weekend, I got a little bit fancy, went 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:29.640 to a ball on Friday night at the Adelaide Oval, 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.400 but also stayed at the Adelaide Oval Hotel. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:32.680 I want to do that. 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:37.480 Yeah. So for me that was absolute mumporn because basically 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.920 I could be out a function and then when I've 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.600 had enough, I could be from the function in my 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:47.360 bed asleep within about sixty seven minutes. And then I 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:49.280 was just pondering over the weekend, I thought, that's my 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.680 mum porn. There are a whole host of things that 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:55.640 get us mums just a little bit overly excited. Do 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:56.200 you want to hear them. 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:57.360 Oh yes, please, Here we go. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:00.400 Go to the. 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:04.400 Supermarket and there's a human to scan your groceries for you, 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.400 discovering there's one Magnum left on a Monday night. Is 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:12.480 the latest episode of White Lotus drops? The itch on 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:17.800 your kid's head is dry, scalp not lie. You unpack 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:22.880 all your kids lunchboxes and every single one is empty. 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:25.880 The Saturday morning heat policy keeps in. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:31.440 There's no scool sport, clean sheets, a great book, a 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:35.040 cup of tea, a convenient headache, and two melowtonin tablets 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:36.960 and it's only eight seventeen beer. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:39.240 It's mum porn. 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:46.560 Oh my god, I think I get that too as well. 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:48.560 My wife has certainly got someone'satch. She's got the audio 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:51.000 books going oh yeah, right, just cruising around the house 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:54.680 and which does things like that, like, oh yeah, she's 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:57.600 experiencing mum porn. Is that what that is? So good? 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:00.680 Get dad porn? Maybe we can be Is it that tomorrow? 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:02.960 Oh maybe? I think it's a very very different area. 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.080 Hopefully it's not more literal. But I understand what we're 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.800 saying because my experience in one porn, maybe some dad 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:10.800 porn as well. On the weekend with the cancer sports 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:11.680 Oh how good was it? 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:11.960 Oh? 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:14.720 Yes, the email came through and said, oh oh yeah, 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:18.240 thank you for educating us. 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:19.160 There so welcome. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:22.760 You were made to meet half Way Expedia. 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:25.440 We're made to plan where Halfway is Expedia. 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:33.880 Made to travel La Vegas Red Room Global Tour powered 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:34.720 by Expedia. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:36.400 Let's go. 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:41.680 It's all powered by Expedia. Every time that we've spoken 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:44.200 about this, Joe's we run through the checklist of this 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:46.280 tour and just go this is ridiculous. 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:46.520 Yeah. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:48.720 Can you imagine actually getting that. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:50.920 Call from Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel for four o'clock 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:51.960 on a Friday. 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:54.720 And please Andrew Hayes, Welcome to the studio. 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:56.920 A girl who got that call last Friday, and her 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:58.920 name is Cassie from Seacliff and she joins us. 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:05.400 Now, so what what was going through your mind when 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:06.200 you picked up the phone. 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:09.240 Oh well, I didn't believe it because I could hear 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:13.359 Ricky lead him a job speaking about the competition they're 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:15.840 about to call the winner. And then I thought, well, 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:19.000 obviously I didn't win. And then no cool id pops 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:21.280 up of my in my car and I was like, 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:25.120 no way. My jaw dropped I was like, no way. 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:27.680 It took me like five newly ten seconds. I was like, 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.400 oh god, I need to answer now. And I quickly answered. 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:32.720 And I still don't. I still feel like I wasn't 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:33.920 sunk in. It's crazy. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.480 We were not about to tell you that it's a hoax. 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:38.520 Please don't know it's legit. 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:39.040 Yeah. 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:43.080 Yeah, So of all these concerts, Gracy Abrams live in Auckland, 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:46.600 Dean lawis in LA and then Jellyroll post Malone to 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:47.320 cap things off. 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:49.680 In Las Vegas, what has got you most excited? Oh, 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:51.240 it's so hard to pick. 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:52.360 I mean they're all amazing. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:56.120 I mean de looks amazing, Gracie Abrams is just insane. 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:57.879