Speaker 1: See a big coffee, settle into your seats. Jody and
Speaker 1: Hazy Madealee's favorite way to wake up.
Speaker 2: I mean we say it each and every Monday, but
Speaker 2: thank god it's there, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like Eve and I spent the whole weekend going what
Speaker 1: are we going to see each other again? When are
Speaker 1: we going to do our radio show.
Speaker 3: I didn't drag and just drag like sat down. I
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, I go on, hurry up, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go a bit early. Yeah, it's a Sunday. Can hurry
Speaker 3: up and we can fly through that and get to
Speaker 3: Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Here we are, job and I want to ask you
Speaker 2: how your weekend is, but I already know the answer
Speaker 2: to that question.
Speaker 1: You just work both days. So that's ooh boring.
Speaker 3: Oh I did work back days and very much a
Speaker 3: mixed bag. On the footy front, cos were magnificent Crows.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, look the goods this season.
Speaker 3: Yes, so you reckon, let's just hold fire. You can't
Speaker 3: get a good read against the kild It it would.
Speaker 1: Seem that's true. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: How we killed a supporters. Sorry about that, but I
Speaker 3: think your team much capage.
Speaker 2: Conversely, Port Adelaide just had a really tough day on
Speaker 2: the park against the Pies.
Speaker 3: It was only ninety one points.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, only I didn't see the whole game.
Speaker 2: But according to my mother Colleen, did Colin wand kick
Speaker 2: ten goals in a row.
Speaker 1: At one point?
Speaker 3: Well? Probably that sounds about right. Oh, that sounds about
Speaker 3: sort of Collingwood and a third forty quartersh type.
Speaker 1: Setup sort of vibes right.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: How was your weekend?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was lovely things. You had a ball on Saturday night.
Speaker 3: As in like you went to a ball like I
Speaker 3: had a ball.
Speaker 2: No, I went to a ball and rule. It was
Speaker 2: a bit of an incident that I'll talk about in
Speaker 2: just a moment. Oh no, where I nearly cost myself dearly?
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I will explain a ball incident. Okay, just
Speaker 3: leave it at that.
Speaker 1: It's a great big ball incident.
Speaker 3: Could be so many different things, ye produce them. Only.
Speaker 3: How are you feeling good? Weekend? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: What did I do? Was the engagement party? Mate? I
Speaker 1: told it was it more? Just forty five minutes from
Speaker 1: your house and very time. Good to see Ryn. I
Speaker 1: went to a pet shop or some animals.
Speaker 2: That was cute.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: Was there an intent to buy a pet hole? I
Speaker 1: just had to get some stuff.
Speaker 6: But every time I go there, I want to be
Speaker 6: one of those freaks that has, you know, seven chickens,
Speaker 6: three horses, two dogs.
Speaker 1: That's my real dream. Okay, but you live in.
Speaker 3: An apartments, yes, swee. Do you think you're going to
Speaker 3: keep the horses? Look time up at the front. It's
Speaker 3: not the old Western anymore. Up your horse at the
Speaker 3: front needs a.
Speaker 1: Stable, definitely does.
Speaker 3: Oh what about this? It's the final week to get
Speaker 3: yourself exclusive invitations for Nova's read around featuring Silk. Friday
Speaker 3: Night is happening Friday night.
Speaker 1: That crypt two Friday nights in a row from me.
Speaker 1: He will I survive?
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Speaker 3: up before seven o'clock. We've got some port Adelaid tickets
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Speaker 2: What's going on the ball incident? Oh yeah, so you
Speaker 2: e everything? Oh my gosh, everything you need to know.
Speaker 3: You didn't get carried away in some sort of spot,
Speaker 3: did you? No? Well, it didn't almost open up, did it?
Speaker 1: I certainly almost had.
Speaker 3: To, okay, open up to us. Next place, it's Jodian Hazy. Well,
Speaker 3: someone was fancy on the weekend, went to a ball,
Speaker 3: ladd I did.
Speaker 2: I had a girl's night out, went to with my
Speaker 2: little crew from Channel ten. Went to the A and
Speaker 2: Z Community ball. They had one of those live auctions.
Speaker 3: Hazy, No, they're dangerous. They're so dangerous because you're trying
Speaker 3: to press everyone around you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, that's not necessarily me.
Speaker 3: I'm what you were doing. What you were just flapping
Speaker 3: the wallet can bags.
Speaker 2: I definitely was not doing that. In fact, I wasn't
Speaker 2: paying enough attention. So what happened was we got up
Speaker 2: to one of the auctions items. I think it was
Speaker 2: like item number ten, So we were fairly deep in
Speaker 2: the auction, and I think it was like a premium
Speaker 2: wins for a year plus a dining experience for twelve
Speaker 2: people with Chonglo or something. Anyway, it was worth twenty
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars. Bear in your mind, this money goes
Speaker 2: to charity, so you know, takes right off and all
Speaker 2: that sort of stuff. At that point, I was sitting
Speaker 2: next to my boss's partner and we were just having
Speaker 2: a chat and I had noticed that the wine had
Speaker 2: run out on the table, and he goes, that's fine.
Speaker 2: All you have to do is just put up your
Speaker 2: hand and one of the waiters will come over this
Speaker 2: happens and bring a new bottle of one. I went, yeah,
Speaker 2: cool me again, not paying attention to what was going
Speaker 2: on stage.
Speaker 3: Auctioneer's got sharp eyes for arrant hands in the air.
Speaker 2: Bronze Manuel, Don't worry, he was onto it because at
Speaker 2: the point where I put up my hand for some
Speaker 2: more savvy b he has looked in the crowd and
Speaker 2: pointed at me and gone, Jody, And I'm what just happened?
Speaker 1: Do you know where the bid was at at this point?
Speaker 1: Sixteen thousand dollars? Sixteen thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: So I start, don't clut that, don't cut that. Can
Speaker 2: you imagine me going home to my husband and saying,
Speaker 2: I spent sixteen thousand dollars, which I don't have, by.
Speaker 1: The way, on a dining experience.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, goodness.
Speaker 1: So I start frantically going, no, I just wanted to
Speaker 1: order the more stabby beaks.
Speaker 3: Did you cancel us? Or do you sit there and
Speaker 3: just pray to the heavens that someone out bids you.
Speaker 2: Someone out bid anyway. But at that point when he
Speaker 2: saw my panic stricken face, he knew that I was
Speaker 2: not the real deal.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you remember when I went to that charity
Speaker 3: event and I was sitting next to our Dan from
Speaker 3: the Hilltop Poodz.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, you've told this story.
Speaker 2: Remember the time I went to a ball and I
Speaker 2: was sitting next to the guy from Hilltop Hoods.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mate Dan. Next time I saw I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm make good to see and he was like nice
Speaker 3: to meet him. Like, what about the night we shared together?
Speaker 3: He ended up buying a tiny it was a genuine
Speaker 3: tinny for about ten grand that night.
Speaker 2: That is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I think he was seen next to his
Speaker 3: wife and she was just shaking her head. And I
Speaker 3: remember we'd have these nights at the Central District Footy
Speaker 3: Club and obviously the players would get a few bruise
Speaker 3: in and get nice and generous. And I remember one night,
Speaker 3: god By Scotty Dutch get you by spending about two
Speaker 3: or three hundred bucks on a giant Pepperoni sausage, and
Speaker 3: all the lads taken your bite out of Scottish sausage
Speaker 3: and can you imagine the disgusting breath that we had
Speaker 3: and just heading into town after a few beers and
Speaker 3: Pepperoni sausages.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's so gross. I think my husband would have
Speaker 2: been more pleased if I had have come home with
Speaker 2: a big Pepperoni sausage. I supposed to sixteen thousand dollars
Speaker 2: worth of fine dining.
Speaker 6: The following segment is mature audiences only and may contain
Speaker 6: how all content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll
Speaker 6: see it if it easily offended, Well, you're about to
Speaker 6: find out just how.
Speaker 3: Easily your father's only money.
Speaker 2: Jo six.
Speaker 3: That risk, stuff that blewis stuff before we straighten out
Speaker 3: about seven o'clock. That's what this is all about.
Speaker 2: And I most definitely woke up this morning and I
Speaker 2: thought I really need to talk to Hazy about bionic
Speaker 2: WILLI she do.
Speaker 3: Thank you for getting this off your chest, Joseph, Thank
Speaker 3: you for sharing. I think it's a space we can
Speaker 3: all learn from.
Speaker 1: You are so welcome.
Speaker 2: Okay, So more than six hundred men were given bionic
Speaker 2: Willy operations.
Speaker 1: In the UK last year. Now, when I talked to you,
Speaker 1: about bionic willies. Do you know what they are?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm thinking like some sort of fake Willie.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, pretend Willie.
Speaker 3: How do I know so much about it?
Speaker 2: Okay, So this is basically a last resort. So if
Speaker 2: viagra hasn't helped you, then this is the type of
Speaker 2: operation that is for you.
Speaker 1: It sounds gross. So flexible rods are put into the organ,
Speaker 1: which allow the man to bend it into place.
Speaker 2: In another operation, a water pump, I repeat, a water
Speaker 2: pump is placed in the scrotum to pump up the peter.
Speaker 1: Where the first one's okay, first one, You're down for
Speaker 1: a flexible rod in you willy?
Speaker 3: The first one is funny enough. I mean imagine in
Speaker 3: that situation, particularly if you're a young lady, you're a
Speaker 3: young man, You're like trying to please you, but and
Speaker 3: you're like, what's going on? You're not into me? Like,
Speaker 3: hang on a second, hang on a second, let me
Speaker 3: just bend it into place. Now do you think I'm interested?
Speaker 2: Yeah, hang on, hangy, hangout. Just let me get my
Speaker 2: water pump so I can put it in my balls.
Speaker 3: What an arousing moment?
Speaker 2: What is not sexy about this whole situation. The problem
Speaker 2: with this though, the procedure costs around nine thousand pounds.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is in Australian, but that
Speaker 2: doesn't sound cheap.
Speaker 3: It could be what fifteen sixteen thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what about this though?
Speaker 2: The average age of the man having the procedure was
Speaker 2: fifty seven.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, why do you have to bring your dad?
Speaker 1: And he's really into it?
Speaker 3: The old rod in the penis for mister mullets. Jo, job, job,
Speaker 3: that is a good job, Monday, Jo, that's the best.
Speaker 3: Don't start your work week just a little injection of humor.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, we'll do our best to provide it for you.
Speaker 1: That's what we like to do on a Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Joining us is producer Molly, who is truly awful in
Speaker 2: this space so much you're going.
Speaker 3: To bring us down again. Produce Molly, clean up the basis.
Speaker 3: All right, what have you got? So you're telling your
Speaker 3: best dad jokes? Sure sharp? Those ones sort of leave
Speaker 3: you rubbing your forehead, your two fingers, you know, like,
Speaker 3: what are we doing?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: We've learned to put you first, just to get it
Speaker 1: out of the way.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, did you hear about the two people who
Speaker 6: stole a calendar?
Speaker 1: They age got six months?
Speaker 3: I get it. Do you get a joke? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: sorry about that jokes. Get yourself back up. Okay, it's okay. Life.
Speaker 3: So that's all about is?
Speaker 4: That is all that? That is?
Speaker 2: So you guys might know this about me. But I
Speaker 2: started up a dating service for chickens.
Speaker 1: True story. But I was struggling to make hen's meat.
Speaker 3: That's also a very joke. He's quite there's chickens involved
Speaker 3: in my joke. What about this? Little Johnny lives on
Speaker 3: a farm with his family, and his mother asks if
Speaker 3: he's done his chores. He says not yet. His mother
Speaker 3: tells him, well, no breakfast until you do your chores. Now,
Speaker 3: this is really quite annoys Johnny. So he goes to
Speaker 3: feed the chickens and he kicks one of the chickens.
Speaker 3: He goes to feed the cows, and then he kicks
Speaker 3: one of the cows. And then he goes to feed
Speaker 3: the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back
Speaker 3: in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl
Speaker 3: of dry cereal. He says, how come I don't get
Speaker 3: any eggs? And bacon. Why don't have any milk in
Speaker 3: my cereal? She says, well, I saw you kick a chicken,
Speaker 3: so you don't get any eggs for a week. And
Speaker 3: then I saw he kick the pigs. You don't get
Speaker 3: any bacon for a week. And also I saw he
Speaker 3: kick the cow, so for a week, you're not getting
Speaker 3: any milk either. Just then, his father comes down for
Speaker 3: breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen because
Speaker 3: it's in the way. Little Johnny looks up at his
Speaker 3: mother with a smile and says, are you going to
Speaker 3: tell him? Should I? I don't get it. I don't
Speaker 3: get it. Produced a molly game with that joke me
Speaker 3: to you, still, I need to know. I need to
Speaker 3: know now.
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 5: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know what news today to know.
Speaker 1: He's what you need to know.
Speaker 2: You know what you need to know with Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's talk about Sam Jones. Excuse me, excuse to
Speaker 3: play the wombats. Ah, that's what you're doing all yours jokes.
Speaker 1: I was like, is there a band called Sam Jones
Speaker 1: that I don't know about?
Speaker 3: There's mister giants.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true. Okay, so we spoke about this
Speaker 1: last week.
Speaker 2: She got into all sorts for posting video of her
Speaker 2: picking up and taking away a baby wombat from its
Speaker 2: mother last week.
Speaker 1: That video has since been deleted. She wrote on social
Speaker 1: media media.
Speaker 2: I want to make it absolutely clear that this was
Speaker 2: never about social media or getting likes. This was not stage,
Speaker 2: nor was it done for entertainment.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, can I just say something. She's an influencer.
Speaker 3: Everything that influence do. Influencers do is about getting and attention.
Speaker 2: So thousands signed an online petition calling for her to
Speaker 2: be immediately deported from Australia and to bar her from
Speaker 2: ever returning. She's left, but she's left in a blaze
Speaker 2: of glory because she has had this to say about
Speaker 2: our Australian government.
Speaker 5: Was an incredible mistake and there hasn't been a moment
Speaker 5: I haven't regretted it. The same government that is calling
Speaker 5: for my head is the one that spends millions of
Speaker 5: your tax dollars to mass slader in need of Australian animals.
Speaker 2: Good one, Sam, And do you feel a bit like
Speaker 2: in this instance it's like you can tee off on
Speaker 2: your own family, but no one else can. So you
Speaker 2: can have a crack at your own mum, but no
Speaker 2: one else can have a crack at your mom. It's
Speaker 2: like that with the Australian government. We can see off
Speaker 2: on them, we can do that, yeah, but.
Speaker 3: You can't all of a sudden in a situation like this, like, well,
Speaker 3: hang on just a second. I know we were slagging
Speaker 3: the government not long ago.
Speaker 1: But how very he's our elbow, right, leave them alone.
Speaker 2: I don't know too much about this. You're obviously a
Speaker 2: farm boy. So this whole culing situation, well, I.
Speaker 3: Think she's more so talking about native animals like kangaroos
Speaker 3: and possibly amys. We're in a very unique situation in
Speaker 3: this country where our coat of arms and our national animals,
Speaker 3: I think a kangaroo is almost in some parts considered
Speaker 3: it best. So for example, when you go back to America,
Speaker 3: Sure they're not culing and eating bald eagles, are they No,
Speaker 3: and some of the other national animals around the globe.
Speaker 3: But that doesn't apply. And everyone's still automatically annoyed by
Speaker 3: her picking up a baby wombat and separating it from
Speaker 3: its mother. Yeah, so just take the el Sam, Yeah,
Speaker 3: go back to the absolute hole that you came from.
Speaker 3: We don't want you and how do you have a
Speaker 3: go at? How government who's just doing its best.
Speaker 2: I don't think you'll be back anytime soon, but anyway
Speaker 2: the home of As Minister Tony Burk said in this
Speaker 2: statement on Friday, there has never been a better day
Speaker 2: to be a baby warmbat in Australia.
Speaker 3: Spot on once again. But do you know and you
Speaker 3: know me, Joe, it's I love influencers. I have nothing
Speaker 3: but love and respect for every single influencer since when
Speaker 3: since never you're talking about Joe, you's got to be fancy.
Speaker 2: On the weekend, I got a little bit fancy, went
Speaker 2: to a ball on Friday night at the Adelaide Oval,
Speaker 2: but also stayed at the Adelaide Oval Hotel.
Speaker 3: I want to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So for me that was absolute mumporn because basically
Speaker 2: I could be out a function and then when I've
Speaker 2: had enough, I could be from the function in my
Speaker 2: bed asleep within about sixty seven minutes. And then I
Speaker 2: was just pondering over the weekend, I thought, that's my
Speaker 2: mum porn. There are a whole host of things that
Speaker 2: get us mums just a little bit overly excited. Do
Speaker 2: you want to hear them.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, please, Here we go.
Speaker 5: Go to the.
Speaker 2: Supermarket and there's a human to scan your groceries for you,
Speaker 2: discovering there's one Magnum left on a Monday night. Is
Speaker 2: the latest episode of White Lotus drops? The itch on
Speaker 2: your kid's head is dry, scalp not lie. You unpack
Speaker 2: all your kids lunchboxes and every single one is empty.
Speaker 2: The Saturday morning heat policy keeps in.
Speaker 4: There's no scool sport, clean sheets, a great book, a
Speaker 4: cup of tea, a convenient headache, and two melowtonin tablets
Speaker 4: and it's only eight seventeen beer.
Speaker 2: It's mum porn.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think I get that too as well.
Speaker 3: My wife has certainly got someone'satch. She's got the audio
Speaker 3: books going oh yeah, right, just cruising around the house
Speaker 3: and which does things like that, like, oh yeah, she's
Speaker 3: experiencing mum porn. Is that what that is? So good?
Speaker 1: Get dad porn? Maybe we can be Is it that tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Oh maybe? I think it's a very very different area.
Speaker 3: Hopefully it's not more literal. But I understand what we're
Speaker 3: saying because my experience in one porn, maybe some dad
Speaker 3: porn as well. On the weekend with the cancer sports
Speaker 3: Oh how good was it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, the email came through and said, oh oh yeah,
Speaker 3: thank you for educating us.
Speaker 2: There so welcome.
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Speaker 3: about this, Joe's we run through the checklist of this
Speaker 3: tour and just go this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine actually getting that.
Speaker 2: Call from Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel for four o'clock
Speaker 2: on a Friday.
Speaker 1: And please Andrew Hayes, Welcome to the studio.
Speaker 2: A girl who got that call last Friday, and her
Speaker 2: name is Cassie from Seacliff and she joins us.
Speaker 1: Now, so what what was going through your mind when
Speaker 1: you picked up the phone.
Speaker 7: Oh well, I didn't believe it because I could hear
Speaker 7: Ricky lead him a job speaking about the competition they're
Speaker 7: about to call the winner. And then I thought, well,
Speaker 7: obviously I didn't win. And then no cool id pops
Speaker 7: up of my in my car and I was like,
Speaker 7: no way. My jaw dropped I was like, no way.
Speaker 7: It took me like five newly ten seconds. I was like,
Speaker 7: oh god, I need to answer now. And I quickly answered.
Speaker 1: And I still don't. I still feel like I wasn't
Speaker 1: sunk in. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: We were not about to tell you that it's a hoax.
Speaker 3: Please don't know it's legit.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So of all these concerts, Gracy Abrams live in Auckland,
Speaker 2: Dean lawis in LA and then Jellyroll post Malone to
Speaker 2: cap things off.
Speaker 1: In Las Vegas, what has got you most excited? Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so hard to pick.
Speaker 3: I mean they're all amazing.
Speaker 7: I mean de looks amazing, Gracie Abrams is just insane.
Speaker 1: Post Malone as.
Speaker 3: Well, though, Yeah, be so cool.
Speaker 1: They're so cool, all of them are. And so who
Speaker 1: are you going to take?
Speaker 7: I'm going to take my partner Okay, So he's super
Speaker 7: excited as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, especially for post Malone. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and how did you break the news to your family?
Speaker 7: So I had my mother in law. She I told
Speaker 7: her I was super excited. I was hoping I'd win
Speaker 7: this competition show. All my fingers are toes crossed, and
Speaker 7: she so I replayed the radio recording to her, but
Speaker 7: I told her like, oh I hope, I wir like
Speaker 7: I was pretending like I didn't know. And then she
Speaker 7: got to listen to me win and she lost it
Speaker 7: because she was thinking to herself, oh, you already know,
Speaker 7: because they would have already called you. It's like half
Speaker 7: an hour in front. But yeah, then she absolutely lost it.
Speaker 7: And then we have it on video as well.
Speaker 1: Which is really cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, might be Yeah, a guzy situation
Speaker 3: like this. I always think of the lucky partners. So
Speaker 3: your partner right now gets to go on this ridiculous music.
Speaker 1: I know absolutely nothing in your scenario.
Speaker 3: This has to be worth what i'd say, a billion
Speaker 3: Brownie points. Hi, Like, you're in charge in our cast. Yeah,
Speaker 3: probably were in charge before, but you're extra in charge now.
Speaker 1: Yeh, super in charge.
Speaker 2: Well, Cassie, we're so excited for you. It's going to
Speaker 2: be absolutely incredible. You have to send us lots of photos, Okay, oh.
Speaker 7: I definitely, well, definitely.
Speaker 1: Have the time of your life.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you couldn't with all these absolutely
Speaker 2: epic performances. So well done, Thank you, Clazy Seal section.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is a great little opportunity for everyone just
Speaker 3: to catch up and maybe talk about some of those
Speaker 3: topics where I'd say somewhat off limits, you know, not
Speaker 3: your stock standard conversations that you'd hear around the office
Speaker 3: to oomate.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Tip one from ten years first joins us in the
Speaker 2: studio for her sealed section segment.
Speaker 1: Good morning morning. I would say, we do these topics
Speaker 1: in our officeto. We do it quite regularly.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, truthfully limits keep things differently there over channel ten,
Speaker 3: don't you.
Speaker 1: We have conversations that had to be heard to be believed.
Speaker 3: All right, Some times are like less that stuff, more
Speaker 3: new stuff like no no.
Speaker 1: No no no no no no no no no, that's
Speaker 1: not what we're here for. Okay, would you like to
Speaker 1: open up the sealed section please?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 3: Regard a little envelope here passed me that. Yep, here
Speaker 3: we go. Watch out there, hang on, Oh got I
Speaker 3: didn't need to use a knife. But here we are.
Speaker 4: We are.
Speaker 2: The topic today is the male contraceptive pill. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: a contraceptive pill for men is on the horizon after
Speaker 2: early human trials found it to be saved up until now.
Speaker 2: As you well know, Andrew Hayes, the primary male birth
Speaker 2: control options have been condoms or of aseectomy. That's been
Speaker 2: your two choices. So the drug this is how it works.
Speaker 1: That interfeeres with the vitamin A signaling which is necessary
Speaker 1: for sperm production.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the question is would you take a male
Speaker 2: contraception pill?
Speaker 4: To me?
Speaker 2: Would you trust yourself each and every day to take
Speaker 2: this pill at the same time?
Speaker 1: And that part it's very important?
Speaker 3: Okay, fellas, I need some help please, thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Are you a male? Would you take a contraception pill?
Speaker 3: I would, but I would need my wife to be
Speaker 3: very diligent.
Speaker 1: With it, mate, because I'm hopeless.
Speaker 3: If I can admit to you, Joe's I'm hopeless in
Speaker 3: this space. I have to feed the cat every night,
Speaker 3: every single night I get into bed night. It's about
Speaker 3: shut my eyes and cargoes. If you've had the cat
Speaker 3: and I got that bloody hell, why are you have
Speaker 3: you fed him?
Speaker 2: So this is this is a man Tiff who find
Speaker 2: honestly has to be given an allowance each and every
Speaker 2: week because he can't be he cannot be trusted with money.
Speaker 2: Rever Kara, would your wife car and given you've got
Speaker 2: three children, ever trust you to take a pill and
Speaker 2: prevent more little hat children.
Speaker 3: Okay, let let's not link that the contraception like I'm
Speaker 3: some sort of sicko who's breeding kids everywhere? All right,
Speaker 3: but I look at it would be a struggle. I
Speaker 3: would say for blokes, what would be a bit of
Speaker 3: a tricky situation is someone who was single. What could
Speaker 3: you trust a bloke if they were single you didn't
Speaker 3: know them very well? And the bloke said, and the
Speaker 3: bloke said, no, I'm on the contraceptive pill. No, I
Speaker 3: don't believe it because I feel like if you're a
Speaker 3: female in your relationship, you would enforce that. This bloke
Speaker 3: and bloke, so I'll be honest with you, we're idiots.
Speaker 3: You would take that pill each and they every day.
Speaker 3: But if you weren't in a sustained relationship, a long
Speaker 3: term relationship, you wouldn't know if you'd been diligent with it.
Speaker 2: Would you trust your partner to take the male contraceptive.
Speaker 1: Trusting my partner prepared for angel? Yeah, but would he
Speaker 1: be prepared to do it?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: Okay, hey, jel, I didn't ask him that he would
Speaker 6: if I was like, I'm sick of I'm on the
Speaker 6: contraceptive pill for the ladies.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I have been since dinosaurs walked to the earth.
Speaker 6: If and I said I'm fed up of this, I
Speaker 6: don't want to do this anymore, yeah, he would. But
Speaker 6: I'm so I like to call it preganoid, like paranoid
Speaker 6: getting pregnant. That I will take that pill every day religiously,
Speaker 6: to the point where, like if I think I've forgotten
Speaker 6: to take it older home and check done before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, just just in cases, because I just feel like,
Speaker 2: like morally, I would like the boys to take responsibility.
Speaker 2: But then the question is can you trust them? Because
Speaker 2: we've had a lot on our plate for a very
Speaker 2: long time. So we have our periods, and then we
Speaker 2: have our babies, and then we stop having babies, and
Speaker 2: then you have the perimenopause, and then you have the menopause.
Speaker 1: And you're not even reproducing humans anymore.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? It's a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd see. Okay, I'll say this, if there were blokes,
Speaker 3: there would be certain blokes in situations who would forget
Speaker 3: to take the pill. Absolutely, they can guarantee that, but
Speaker 3: it's not through it's not through intent. I don't think
Speaker 3: blokes would choose not to take it. It's because of idiots.
Speaker 6: Well, girls can forget too, but for me, I've been
Speaker 6: drilled into it from my Catholic education or girls school
Speaker 6: that you cannot have grown up cuddles or you will
Speaker 6: get pregnant and die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's like ingrained in me.
Speaker 2: But fellas don't have that. Don't you think they're getting
Speaker 2: off lightly with just taking a pill? Like the different
Speaker 2: contraception that we've had to endure over the journey have involved.
Speaker 1: Injecting things and putting things in places right.
Speaker 2: Row thirty not good places no thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Get involved in the conversation. Would you trust your partner
Speaker 2: to have the male contraceptive pill? We'd love to hear
Speaker 2: from you.
Speaker 3: This morning's different fellas as well, thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Would you take a contraceptive pill? Because it's a new
Speaker 3: thing for blokes and we've had it easy for a
Speaker 3: long long time, Should you have all right lovey to
Speaker 3: get involved in this thirteen and twenty four ten. A
Speaker 3: bunch of our passes as well to the big WEDGGI
Speaker 3: up for grabs, give us a call thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: ten really easy seal section. The envelope has been cracked,
Speaker 3: and we were talking in male contraceptive pills. There's probably
Speaker 3: a lot of blokes out there hearing this from the
Speaker 3: first time, being like, there is such a thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, there certainly is.
Speaker 2: They've done a twenty eight day trial involving fifty men.
Speaker 2: It's currently underway, and they're saying that the best case
Speaker 2: scenario would be a pill for use and compliance. Let's
Speaker 2: just make it real simple for you, blokes, because let's
Speaker 2: be honest, there's not a lot of trust in this
Speaker 2: space for your ability.
Speaker 1: Do you take a pill at the same time each
Speaker 1: and every day?
Speaker 2: Having said that, like that, okay, finally you've got to
Speaker 2: start thinking about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's refreshing.
Speaker 3: That's a good thing. Two four from ten years First,
Speaker 3: you said you definitely trust your partner in the space
Speaker 3: to take it each and every day. But is that
Speaker 3: because you know that you would enforce him to, or
Speaker 3: if you had to go somewhere for a couple of months,
Speaker 3: do you trust that he'd be able to do it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's your private life.
Speaker 2: We're taking your calls this morning. Would you trust your
Speaker 2: partner to take the pill. And if you're a bloke,
Speaker 2: would you be prepared to do it? Would you put
Speaker 2: your hand up and go? I'm going to take some
Speaker 2: of that responsibility off you, ladies. Let's go to Teresa
Speaker 2: from Value View. Hey, good morning to Reason.
Speaker 1: Hey, how are you going okay? Is there trust in
Speaker 1: this space with your husband?
Speaker 2: Definitely not.
Speaker 6: There is no way I would trust my husband to
Speaker 6: take a contraceptive pill when he forgets to take the
Speaker 6: bins out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's something once a week. Yeah, Well, things
Speaker 3: he forgets that are important to So there.
Speaker 1: Is no way I'll be trusted there.
Speaker 2: There Isn't it said that we don't like feel like
Speaker 2: the men in our lives have enough brain capacity to
Speaker 2: be able to take a single.
Speaker 1: Sod with your Theresa, we're going to send you off
Speaker 1: to the big WEDG. Thanks for you call.
Speaker 3: All right, there you go. So I feel like this
Speaker 3: is a really really good thing, Like it's a good
Speaker 3: thing that we're going down this path. But I also
Speaker 3: feel like as a bloke, and what we all agree
Speaker 3: on is that blokes or idiots make sure that we can.
Speaker 6: Be trusted in this place, and yet their father children
Speaker 6: cares they forget to take that pill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, very interesting conversation. Thank you so much for
Speaker 2: coming in this morning on so welcome. I'm sorry you
Speaker 2: had all that.
Speaker 3: Traffic on.
Speaker 1: Again this time next week.
Speaker 3: I believe.
Speaker 2: Hey, have you ever wondered what makes a name sexy?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have you?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Okay, so and you study has revealed that men whose
Speaker 2: names start with a D excuse me or at tea
Speaker 2: are the biggest hotties, while for women it's names that
Speaker 2: begin with an M for producing molly or j.
Speaker 3: You made that not even it feels like you.
Speaker 1: Set the information.
Speaker 3: I hardly read it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you thought produce a Molly. But
Speaker 2: when he sent it through, I thought, Hayes is trying
Speaker 2: to say that we're sexy.
Speaker 1: I mean I personally felt that way.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I was trying to say. Ladies, are
Speaker 3: you sure that this is true? Can I test it
Speaker 3: on you? O? The jokes go on? So what do
Speaker 3: you say? D is it is the name that really
Speaker 3: really gets you? Happened about?
Speaker 2: Is it right?
Speaker 3: You ready? What is that working for? Kay? What about
Speaker 3: this derm?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 1: I just speak Barrison, this Darryl Dazer.
Speaker 3: Okay, I got a couple more for you, Dwayne in
Speaker 3: any spots?
Speaker 1: Have you ever met any hot Dwayne?
Speaker 2: Ever?
Speaker 1: Better Dwayne?
Speaker 3: To be fair from Dwyne the Rock Johnson. Finally, what
Speaker 3: at the said Dennis? Dennis just got a ship?
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 1: Not a good one? Is there like an ex tennis
Speaker 1: It just sounds like someone who's very old or very young.
Speaker 3: Dennis a menace.
Speaker 2: I've actually just worked out, based on that theory, our
Speaker 2: entire team. So we got camera guy Josh, Boss Josh
Speaker 2: and sound guy Todd All Jay's and T's.
Speaker 3: It all fits this criteria, Jodi.
Speaker 2: The only person not to fit into the criteria was
Speaker 2: the one who sent through the bloody study.
Speaker 1: And that's Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. That's nice, isn't it? Can we
Speaker 3: all agree? Is it just me? Can I claim to
Speaker 3: the unsexiest name on the planet? Andrew is not sexy?
Speaker 2: It's not that bad.
Speaker 3: It's shocking.
Speaker 2: Oh Andy slightly better? And but do you know who's
Speaker 2: responsible for calling you Andrew the unsexiest name in the
Speaker 2: world is the other un sexiest name in the world,
Speaker 2: and that's dear it jagging