WEBVTT - Hayesy's Strong Stance On Kane Cornes' North Melbourne Block 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.800 We've got get you the morning every day, every gentlemen, Adelaides, 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:08.520 Jody and Hazy. 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:09.040 Let's talk about it. Good friend of the show. 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:11.720 Yes, and we should declare our hands here. We're quite 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:14.360 biased because we love Cane Corns. You work with him 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:16.599 for a very long time. He's a big supporter of you, 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:18.520 He's a big supporter of us and our show. 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:20.840 We have a really good relationship with him. 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:23.400 But he has done something that has broken some pretty 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:24.200 new grounds. 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:26.239 Yeah, it is the ruse of Plane to Night Thursday 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:27.040 Night Footy. We love it. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:30.400 And in terms of the kangaroos and interview requests and 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:32.960 things like that, Caine won't be involved as part of 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:35.960 Channel seven's coverage because the Rus don't want him. This 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:38.320 is what Todd Viney, the GM of Football, had to 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:39.360 say about this situation. 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:43.879 But we believe some of the commentary from Kin and 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:46.959 particularly late earlier this week with a couple of our 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:53.320 players enjoy Simpkin and Harry shozill overstep the line inappropriate, targeted, 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:56.760 vindictive bullying behavior there. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:59.720 So it's a strong language, by the way, bullying. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.120 Behavior extremely strong language. 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:03.400 So and look if the extended version from Todd Wonne 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:06.280 which I need to say, is he's saying, Look, there's 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:09.120 a whole series of different incidents. Okay, so this is 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:11.520 the latest thing and it's Harry Cheesel and Jy Simpkins. 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:13.840 So Harry Cheesel on his right name cheese, well, thank you, 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:16.280 that is not a nickname. We're talking about that in 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.440 the break, that is not one of his ni I started, 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.800 good luck with that. What first, it's Peter Dutton to 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:24.319 dutto and now what Harry Cheesel did the Cheesel? 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:25.560 Yes, he's going roight. 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:29.080 He was saying that basically the Cheesel was stab adding 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.840 and not as effective with his disposals as you should. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.040 And in terms of Gy Simpkin, Gi Symptom was probably 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:35.640 one of the guys who was really roughing up case. 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:36.880 In one Francis and. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.080 Kid said something along the lines of he should worry 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:42.480 about get himself into the North Melbourne's midfield because he's 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:45.640 a skipper and he's won it's something like six or 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.680 seven games in the last twenty or thirty matches or 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:48.720 something ridiculous like that. 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.960 Okay, so can I ask you where do you sit 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:55.120 on the whole situation? And Caine's words and North Melbourne's 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:56.040 reaction to them. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:02:01.400 I thought it was an extremely strong reaction and I've 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.880 said to you, I'll say it here. He's been harsher, 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:09.320 He said harsher things about other people. Yes, so I 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:11.640 find it interesting because this is a new ground. Yeah, 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:13.960 tell me if I'm wrong here thirteen twenty four ten 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.160 or O full double one nine none on nine. When 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.280 as someone who's part of a commentary train been banned 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:21.120 from entering the club's facilities or having a chat with 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.080 particular people, he's not allowed to have a chat with 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:28.320 the coach Arles to Clarkson's very very strange. Yeah, I 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:32.680 was extremely surprised because here's the other thing. So Caine 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.120 has put himself into a spot now which is extremely admirable. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:38.919 He's allowed to do what he does because he really, 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:41.000 really really knows what he's talking about. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.120 Yeah, first and foremost, that's the big thing. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:46.280 When you make outrageous calls, you can get away with it, 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.800 and they mean a lot more when you absolutely know 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:49.960 what you're talking about. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:53.040 To him in commentary, I think he's actually a foot 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.560 above everyone else. I think he's so very good at 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:59.040 it and he's made a niche little market for himself 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:03.040 with this kind of shock jock in the AFL, So 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:04.480 good on him for doing that, because no one else 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:04.920 is doing it. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:09.120 You could probably call it hypocritical analysis, okay, And if 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:11.240 we do have this sort of desperation to sort of 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:13.280 it will never get there because the money's just ridiculous. 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.720 But we're so obsessed with American sports and things like that. 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:21.280 There's five to ten canes. They cover the NBA and NFL. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.799 We're talking step and a Smith, Skip Bayless, some of 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:28.320 these guys who are just absolutely ruthless. So the bigger 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:31.560 sport gets, the more there is a platform for someone 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:35.240 with hypocritical analysis. And when Caine makes so much sense 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.600 so much of the time, there's always going to be 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:38.240 a platform. 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:41.600 Yeah, okay, Well it will be interesting to see how 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.960 things unfold tonight. What I do know is that you 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.960 die on the hill for cane Corns. You would die there. 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:48.640 And what we do know is that you're not going 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.480 to see Alista Clarkson speaking to cane Corns on Channel 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:57.360 seven to night. Correct, Let's go to Japan please. This 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:58.680 is an outrageous headline. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:02.080 Oh man, what about this model? Noticed weird smell in 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:05.960 the hotel room? And was shot shocked. I repeat by 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:07.520 what she found under her bed. 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.040 And she did what every model does in this situation 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:11.160 and took to Instagram. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:13.360 That's why did document it. 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:20.720 Content time, model Natalie Tatsiki noticed the smell, initially attributing attribute. 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:26.440 I can't say that word attributing. Not often you corrects. 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:30.400 Attributing it to her hair or the bed cheeks. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.280 Hang on, what so you go or something stinks? It's 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:33.040 probably my hair. 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:37.720 I have done that. Oh god, she said. 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:39.480 I came back to my room at seven point thirty. 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.920 I took off my clothes and lay on the bed. 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:45.800 And then she thought, I'm going to investigate the source 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:49.159 of this odor. So she looked under her bed and saw, 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.880 wait for it, a pair of eyes staring back at her. 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:57.760 Oh that's the worst result possible, she said. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:59.320 I saw a man under my bed. I started to 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:00.440 scream and jumped my feet. 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.200 The man climbed out from under the bed and stared 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.279 at me for three seconds. In those three seconds, I 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:08.960 thought my life was over. How horrifying. But this is 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:13.760 the best part of the story. The man then screamed 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:14.560 and fled the room. 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:19.320 See that's also the best result. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.320 So if you feel like someone is about to tack you, 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:23.200 but that they scream and then run off. 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:24.919 You're like, oh right, we're both stuff. 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:25.880 Yes exactly. 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:28.440 So hotel staff contacted the police, who found a power 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:30.160 bank and a USB cable under the bed. 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:31.279 What was he doing under there? 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:34.840 Despite the hotel's key card security system, it remains unclear 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:38.159 how the man accessed her room. The hotel issued a 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:41.200 full refund, as they should. 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:42.960 Now, what we'll give you it. We'll give you a 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:44.120 hotel discount next time. 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:45.719 Yeah, next time you stay here. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:49.680 Ah, I won't be back ever, but declined her request 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:53.159 for additional compensation one thy six hundred dollars for emotional distress, 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.480 citing policy limitations. 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:58.159 Right as in, So what they said was what will 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:01.360 give you a big cash if you don't documented on Instagram? 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:02.120 On Instagram? 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:05.680 Unfortunately for that hotel, that is exactly what this model 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:06.680 on this occasion has done. 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:10.240 So sweetie, I'm an influencer, okay, and what I say 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:13.320 matters and people rely on me to entertain them in 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:14.240 their lives. 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.200 I couldn't have said it better myself. You've been hanging 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:18.479 out with some influencers and I. 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:19.640 Haven't been hanging out with influences. 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:23.920 I'm still picturing the bloke like ahoying as well. 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:32.160 They're just too unemployed Ozzie boys with over two million followers. 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:34.720 Here, Driker, we should pick him up thanks to the 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:35.479 left fellas. 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:36.320 What's in the box? 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:36.760 Mate? 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:37.120 Oh? 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:40.800 I just got my tines, I have my name? Well, 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:42.480 what's that for me? It's just my cake. 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:45.560 They've been making us laugh at our phones for years 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:49.119 now they're back on our screens with their brand new show, 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:49.960 The List. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:50.720 It's more like a. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.280 Reverse bucket list the things you probably don't want to. 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:54.320 Do before you die. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:58.800 Please welcome to Novanine one night and be inspired. Unemployed 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:01.799 Jack Steele and Matt Ford. 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:08.120 How was that intro you would production? 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:10.960 Yeah, the reviews are going to be good on that one. 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:13.720 We only go for extra mile for the people we 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:16.560 really care about. And I say this with all due 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:18.800 respect and it's above board. You two really get our 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:20.880 juices flowing. So that's where we're out of the moment. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.800 That's a compliment I've never before, but that's you know, 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:28.920 I imagine waking up starting your day with that intro 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.160 to get my juices flowing. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:34.480 Byes, I'm ready. 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:37.720 I'm ready for anything. Hey, boys straight into a congratulations 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:38.320 on the success. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.200 We're just having a bit of chat off air, and 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:42.560 I think you guys are somehow getting better. I feel 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.120 like the danger is when you start at such a 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.240 high level with some of your videos, you're like, oh geez, 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:48.200 how do they keep this stuff up? But you guys 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:50.360 are getting funnier. How the hell are you doing. 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:53.200 It very gradually? I don't know. 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:55.720 I feel like I'm a flat lining if not going down. 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:58.400 But we always I want to see it again because 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:01.000 we freak out so much that we're not getting better, 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:03.120 so we try so much harder. 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:04.760 But I have so much pressure on. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:08.480 Like making the next one good, which is which is 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:10.400 also kind of not the best way to live your life. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:13.000 Yeah. One of my favorite skits is where you all 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.400 wake up hungover and you're reflecting on what you did 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.840 the night before. Does it get loose like that or 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:20.400 are you actually gradually growing up? 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:22.080 What could go wrong? What go wrong when you've got 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:23.160 your own body coming as well? 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:28.080 That definitely still happens, that can happen from years ago. 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:30.080 I can still think of things I did in high 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:33.600 school and cringe. I've having him in the shower about him. 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.080 That's the thing when you're in the shower and it's 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.040 something that happened when you were on school excursion, yeah, 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:44.040 fifteen years ago, and you go ah. 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:44.599 And you try and just block it out. You just 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:45.120 suppressed it. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:46.800 If you hit one of the boys yelling from the shower, 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:49.560 you know, it's like something they did on the weekend, 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:51.800 like two years ago or whatever. 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:52.520 Boys. 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:55.200 The list premierees on Network Turn and poarwamount plus tell 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:55.920 us about it. 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.480 It's a reverse bucket list of things around the world. 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:00.640 This has been our dream to have a travel show. 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:02.800 Like it's from the first day when we started doing 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.360 these videos, but magine if we can have a travel 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:08.400 sho never thought it had happened, and then we finally 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:11.679 have the opportunity. We have Warner Brothers to do something 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.520 and we kind of had a bucket list. Me and 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:15.080 Jack have always had a bucket list of things we 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:16.960 want to do, like, oh, we'd love to do this, 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.160 and they're like, now that will suck, Like no one 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:21.679 wants what wants to watch you go have fun. We're 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:23.200 going to make We're very much going to make you 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.160 go have the worst time of your life and film 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:27.200 it and people will get to kick out of that. 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:30.360 And every situation we go into is because we get 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.360 to a country. So we gets to Japan and then 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.320 someone will someone like a local, will deliver us a list. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:38.360 So it's it's an item of things that we've got 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:41.160 to do in the country that's in Japanese. You got 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:42.920 to then you got to find someone to translate it, 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:44.880 and then they start reading out what you got to do, 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.560 and we genuinely don't know what these things are. And 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.559 when we rock up to the activities or whatever it is, 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:53.280 we are blindfolded in the bus and we just have 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.439 to sit there and wait. So when we walk out, 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:56.960 it's like the first time we see it, which is 0:09:57.080 --> 0:10:02.720 a lot of anxiety. Yeah, very scary, and lots. 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:04.280 Are just suckers for punishment for the sake of our entertainment. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:08.360 Thank you so much. Aye, boys, We appreciate your time. Look, 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:10.959 if you're not following the Inspired Unemployed on some sort 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:12.839 of social media platform, then you needed what are you doing? 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.960 You obviously don't like humor The Least premiere is on 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:18.680 Network ten and Paramount Plus. Guys, thank you so much 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:22.800 for the time, and congratulations, thank you appreciate You're welcome 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:23.280 for the intro. 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:28.400 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.960 contain content, graphic language and nudity. 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:33.640 Not then you'll see it is easily offended. Well, you're 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.600 about to find out just how easily. 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:41.320 Your father he's on the money and six. 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:44.560 Jose, I'll say this much. If you're going to have 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:48.920 an online affair, do it properly. Okay, do it properly 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.600 and make sure it's some stage it turns physical and 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:53.000 you know exactly who you're dating. 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.000 Good advice, Uncle Andrew. What's happened? 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:56.559 Thank you very much. Let me take you through a 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:58.000 couple from Northern i On. 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:02.320 Their name is Sarah Galish and her husband Clive. She's 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:05.520 sixty one, he's sixty seven. They were married for sixteen years. 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:08.640 Sarah noticed some unusual charges on their shared credit card, 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:10.400 lea him to Clive to mean he'd been sending money 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:15.439 to a woman he'd met online. Oh, long story short. 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.480 He sent her approximately two thy seven hundred dollars in 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:22.960 Apple gift cards. He thought that she was a famous 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:26.440 porn star who it turned out it was just a 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.560 random person scamming Clive Clive. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:34.000 Good work, Clive, Clive, You absolute demo. 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:37.000 Yes, Clive recognized a scam after watching a TV sope 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:40.000 on similar frauds. The emotional betrayal lift to the couple's separation, 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:44.199 with Clive moving out and taking responsibility for the incurred 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:44.640 debt or. 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.440 World eye Clive really good guy. 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:50.560 Yeah, it's bad enough to have an affair, yeap, but 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:54.760 don't have an affair with an Nigerian prince who you 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:57.959 thought was Brad Pitt. But I come on, yeah, just 0:11:58.400 --> 0:11:59.480 be better ladies in gentlemen. 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:01.120 I just feel like in this day and age, there 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:04.440 is no way known you can get away with anything 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.320 online affair related. 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:09.160 Because you will get caught because it's all traceable, isn't it. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:09.920 There's a trial. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.000 Yeah yeah. And also you could never get away with 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:15.320 an affair. Do you know why. I'll tell you why. 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.120 Because your wife Kara gives. 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.720 You an allowance every week, so she knows every cent 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:23.560 that's spent in the Hayes household. So if you start 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.240 spending money to a Nigerian prince, she got to know 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:26.560 about it. 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:27.079 Do you know about it? 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:29.480 I am at keeping things in so sometimes carve you 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.240 like you've done something, haven't you? 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:33.000 What have you done? Nothing? 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.920 Everything's fine, I am living a very wholesome life. She's like, 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:38.320 you haven't fed the cat, have you? 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:38.640 Yeah? 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.280 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll do it now. I'll 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.079 do it now. Having an affair. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:43.840 Uselessly in this space. 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:46.960 Hey, Andrew, there's seven hundred and ninety dollars on the 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:48.960 credit card. Have you been having bacon and egg rolls 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.000 again every single morning for breakfast? 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.480 Yes, I've been sending the funds to Essex. 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:58.040 I've got a real murderous psychopath theme this morning, and 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.000 I'm all about it. So we're going to talk about 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.720 Mushroom Lady a little bit later, the woman that allegedly 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:06.560 poisoned or her dinner guests with a beef Wellington. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:07.400 It happens. 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:10.040 It happens accidentally sometimes. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:10.920 When dinner parties go wrong. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:14.760 Yeah, I accidentally poisoned my family with that local chicken once. 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:17.120 But it wasn't intentional. I wasn't trying to knock them off, 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:17.600 you know what I mean? 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.240 Okay, we didn't accidentally kill three people. 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:22.600 No, I didn't. I didn't anyway. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.800 Someone who has killed a lot of people in this 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:30.760 series is a guy called Joe Goldberg. In you Now, 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:32.600 I jumped off you. I think I watched the first 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:36.319 one and a half series, but you producer Molly have said, 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:40.480 don't worry about that. Jump into series five, the final series. 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:43.240 You're gonna love it, and oh my gosh, you've got 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:43.840 us addicted. 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:44.839 It's so good. 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.160 You just want to watch episode up to episode. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:49.680 Up to Please do not spoil it. I'm up to 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.440 episode seven. I think there's ten year up to what 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:53.360 episode three? 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.520 I'm up the episode three just finished two and I'm 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:58.360 just going to say the wrong twin? 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:04.199 What about that? 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.679 So you've got a fun fact about the twins in 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:07.160 this show? 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:12.680 Yeah, so Anna Camp plays both twins really Lindsay Lohan 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:15.080 in the Parent Trap and the first episode I was like, 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.520 that's the same girl. And then I was like, no, no, no, 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.600 it's twins. Yeah, and then I googled it and was 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:22.520 blown away. And then my partner was like, couldn't you 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:23.760 tell it was the same person? 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:24.840 Very similar? 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:26.960 I didn't tell different hairstyles. 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:30.120 That'll get your different earrings, different clothing styles. 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:31.080 It's shot so well. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:35.440 Yeah, but please don't spoil it because I've got three 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:38.480 to go and you've said the last episode is edge 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:39.440 of your seat stuff. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:42.760 I think it's a good ending for five seasons, and 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:46.280 I think it makes you reflect on why we're so 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:50.120 obsessed with this sort of killer culture, Like why, especially 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:53.440 as women, do we love watching these shows. 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:55.840 It's very interesting, I think, because he's so very charming, 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:58.600 isn't he. Like he encounters these women, they go, oh 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:01.200 my god, he's a dream man. Not really though, do you. 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:02.200 Want a big red flag for me? 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:02.400 Though? 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:05.080 In terms of men. When you go down to the 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:05.960 basement and they've got a. 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:09.560 Cage in it, it's just like something's off here. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:11.880 There's a human cage in his basement. I'm just not sure. 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:13.800 And I love that He's like, it's just to keep 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:14.680 my books cool. 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:17.200 It's for the books. Well, how come once you get 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:21.440 in you can't get out. It's for the books. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:25.840 It's Joey and Daily Today. 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:29.600 Oh yeah, Big Day came up on Saturday. Politics and 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:30.280 all that sort. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:31.560 Of stuff, all that sort of thing. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.440 It is election day. Don't forget to vote, you'll get 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:38.320 fined twenty bucks. There has been a lot of childish 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:43.120 banter between the leaders of the parties. Dotto beat Elbow 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:45.800 and we are here for it. We love a good 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.520 school yard squat where it's like, oh he hit me, first, 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:50.520 that sort of vibe spot on, and we thought we 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:52.560 want to slice of that pie. So let's do our 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:55.960 own little daily debates. We did one yesterday. It was 0:15:56.080 --> 0:16:00.960 what condiment do you like on your democracy? Sausage, barbecue sauce, 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:03.280 the tomato sauce. So we are ticking off all the 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:04.880 big issues, no question about that. 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:06.400 And by the way, in case you're wondering, you're just 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:08.120 tuning for the first time, I was smart sauce, your 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:09.680 barbecue sauce, tomato sauce for the victory. 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:15.640 Okay, all right, so let's go to our official adjudicator, producer, Molly. 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:17.440 What have you got for us today? Please? 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:21.840 Today we're discussing would a cat or a dog make 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:22.960 a better prime minister? 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:26.200 That's the question. That's it, that's the questions. That's the 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:27.680 sort of stuff Australia once today. 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:30.680 I mean, of course, there's the cost of living crisis, 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:33.840 there's immigration policies, there's the medicare debate, there's all of that. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.280 We are here to debate today whether a cat or 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:39.000 a dog would make a better prime minister. 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:40.640 All right, I've got the overhart. 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:43.800 We both want dog, don't we want dog? 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:48.920 Okay? Got my selection? Got your selection. We go count 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:52.400 of three, one two, three. 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:55.520 Cat, No way, Cat? 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.920 Yay, all right, I'm going to represent Cat. You went 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:00.840 first yesterday? Would you like me to go first? 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:01.240 This time? 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:03.560 I will allow you the privilege of going first, and 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:04.639 then I will rebut you. 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:05.280 Oh my god. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.800 Right, okay, I've got about three minutes. I've just low 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:11.560 young Messi song to come up with why Cats should 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:15.440 be a prime minister. This is really going to scrape 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:18.360 every inch of my brain power. All right, my one 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:21.159 minute debate four Cats as a prime minister coming up with. 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:26.879 It's joy and hazy today. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:31.800