1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: This podcast is being recorded and produced on Gadiical Land. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 2: country and elders past present. 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,479 Speaker 1: We extend our respect to any First Nations Aboriginal and 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: Torres Strait Islander people joining us. 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 2: Today, always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 3: I'm Britney Saunders and I'm all right hey. 8 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:23,640 Speaker 2: And this is high Scrollers, the podcast version of your 9 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,520 Speaker 2: favorite group chat. 10 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral, or has your gripped, we're 11 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: talking about it. 12 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:32,200 Speaker 2: Coming up on this episode, Britney's had her Christmas party 13 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 2: and there was one element that was very different and 14 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,599 Speaker 2: very shocking, and I. 15 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 4: Was so enthralled in this story. 16 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 2: I've never seen you speak so passionately about something book. 17 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 2: It was amazing. 18 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,560 Speaker 3: Plus I have an anti royal flush. 19 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: In this episode, I have purchased something that has shocked 20 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: me and I don't actually know how this product exists. 21 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 2: And I'm going on another rand of the week. There's 22 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 2: actually a. 23 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 3: Few rands the episode. Not gonna lie, but. 24 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 2: We know you love it for all that. 25 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 4: More coming up soon. 26 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 3: Do you mean let's go well we have recovered? 27 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah, we're just getting straight into it. 28 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 3: Sorry, I was just getting ahead of myself there. Good morning, Matth. 29 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:20,039 Speaker 1: We have officially recovered from the TikTok Awards last week. 30 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: I've gotten over being absolutely robbed. How many more weeks 31 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:27,960 Speaker 1: are I going to talk about that forever? I don't 32 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:30,040 Speaker 1: actually care, honestly, but I do. 33 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 2: Also, ps, we've got a Baker's Delight mentioned everybody say 34 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 2: the TikTok Baker's Delight. They reacted to our episode talking 35 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,320 Speaker 2: about Baker's Delight. 36 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: And how much can we play it out loud for 37 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: every much? Okay, let me just get it because I 38 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: saw your message with that before. Also, Baker's Delight. Send 39 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: us something. 40 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 2: Actually, we've got this. 41 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 4: What was this stookiees? 42 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 3: We've got it come from a Big Fat Tart. 43 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: We will try them in our next Close Friends episode. 44 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 3: So if you didn't hear. 45 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: Matt's royal flush a few weeks back, was a stookie 46 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 1: which was a putting and cookie, and we fucking got them. 47 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: The lady from Big Fat Tart has sent them to us. 48 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 2: I'm so excited. 49 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 1: Anyway, let me play this Baker's to light TikTok for everyone. 50 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: One of the girls has sent me a message and 51 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: told me that she heard us mentioned on the Highest 52 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: Scholars podcast last night. 53 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 3: So exciting. Nothing like that has ever happened to us. 54 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 3: Reaction and have a listen to what they said about that. 55 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 4: I love that they're live reacting. 56 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 3: They just listened to the episode, so then they play 57 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 3: the episode. 58 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 2: She says a bit more at the end, but I 59 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,639 Speaker 2: love that she's live reacting to our podcast and we're 60 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 2: live reacting to her life. 61 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 3: Chaine, It's going to keep going. How she's going to 62 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 3: react to this? 63 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: Hello, Bakers the like girl I know her name, okay, 64 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,120 Speaker 1: but this is the girl behind. 65 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you know what. 66 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:58,919 Speaker 2: Look. 67 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 3: I don't like to look at some and guess how 68 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 3: old they are. 69 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: But I was expecting like an eighteen year old to 70 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 1: be running the Baker's Delight TikTok, just because of how 71 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: gen z it is. 72 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 3: But she looks more like in her twenties. There your 73 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 3: bloody go. Anyway, shout out to Baker's Delight today. 74 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 2: You see that when it was revealed, you know pop crave. 75 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 2: No oh, it's like a Twitter account pop Crave. Everyone 76 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 2: thought it was like a gay man, and then it 77 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 2: came out one day that it was a It was 78 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 2: a woman. It was a female, and everyone was like, 79 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 2: it's not a gay man. That's so crazy. Like the 80 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 2: tweets are so sassy sometimes. That's what it felt like 81 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 2: when I saw the face revealed on Baker's Delight. Anyway, 82 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 2: what were you going to say? 83 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: Oh? 84 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 4: Sorry, I totally went off track there. 85 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 2: You were going to talk about something. 86 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: Well, we've done with the TikTok Awards. I've had my 87 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 1: work Christmas party as well. I'm all partied out. 88 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh I'm calling it quits on this year. 89 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 3: Del I'm all partied out. 90 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: We've had our Christy party. Fucking done for the year. 91 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 1: Do you have any chrissy party? Do you miss having 92 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: a Christmas pat so influencers, I mean, you get to 93 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: go to so many events all year round anyway, but 94 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: I feel like looking back at when I was an 95 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: influencer full time, like I kind of missed that social 96 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: interaction in that kind of way because I feel like 97 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,039 Speaker 1: we're Christmas parties. I mean, they can be really shit 98 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,159 Speaker 1: if you've got like a shit workplace, but I feel 99 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: like they could be really exciting and fun. 100 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 2: No, I don't miss Christmas parties, but I feel like 101 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 2: I unfortunately go to like twenty Christmas parties. That's actually 102 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 2: probably a downside, you do, yes or for. 103 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 3: Like all the brands. Yeah yeah, see so like influencers still. 104 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 2: Get and my management company has a present party it 105 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 2: yet will they actually combined it this year. I think 106 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 2: the TikTok Awards after party was also their Christmas party 107 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:46,840 Speaker 2: at the same time. 108 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 4: I think they were just. 109 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 3: Gonna killed two birds. Yeah, perfect love it. Now we 110 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 3: had our Christmas party. 111 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 1: Actually, okay, I'll tell you one thing that we had 112 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,599 Speaker 1: at our Christmas party on just the other weekend that 113 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 1: was the hit of the night. So our workplace has 114 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: gotten really big. So over the years, our Christmas party 115 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:08,160 Speaker 1: has become like more and more tame kind of thing. 116 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 1: Like we used to go on the boat parties. Maybe 117 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: you came on those mad, but that was when we 118 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 1: had like fucking seven employees. 119 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 3: So we just take everyone to Sydney blah blah blah. 120 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 1: But now there's so many of us, like we're just 121 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,160 Speaker 1: keeping it in Newcastle. Last year we went and did 122 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: a wine tour at the Huna Valley and then even 123 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: that was like very big and interactive kind of thing. 124 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: So this year, because there's so many of us, we 125 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 1: just said, we're just booking this venue like a little restaurant. 126 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,599 Speaker 3: Bar kind of thing. We just booked the whole thing 127 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 3: and it's just. 128 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 1: Like cannapis and cocktails and like it's just a stand 129 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: around mingling event kind of thing. And because we were 130 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: just being at the one venue and there wasn't that 131 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:47,920 Speaker 1: much stuff interactively happening, I thought we need something there. 132 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,719 Speaker 1: So we had like our media wall with like a 133 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 1: photo booth thing that's always a good time. 134 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 3: Everyone loves that. 135 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,600 Speaker 1: And then we had a there's this local business called 136 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: Ink and Snow and it's a girl that runs it 137 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: named a and she comes. 138 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 3: You would have seen her at our Fate event as well, Matt. 139 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: She comes and like takes your photo and then does 140 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 1: like a watercolor artwork of. 141 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 3: You and your outfit. 142 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: So she was there, which was interactive and fun. But 143 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: then when we were organizing this literally at the start 144 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: of this year, I'm like, we need one other thing, 145 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 1: like the photo booth, the artist, we need one other thing. 146 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 1: And originally we floated the idea of having a drag queen. 147 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 3: There were like, yeah, maybe a drag queen just gone 148 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 3: around fun performing and then I thought, na, you know what, 149 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 3: let's go something completely different. Let's get a fucking magician. 150 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,159 Speaker 1: And the girl I didn't know, but I presented that 151 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: idea to the two girls at work that organized the 152 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: Christmas party, and they were like, okay, but I didn't 153 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: know that they thought what the fuck like when they 154 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: didn't tell me until the night of the Christmas party. 155 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,480 Speaker 3: Anyway, So we booked this magician named Matt. 156 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:54,039 Speaker 1: He came and he was the highlight of the Christmas 157 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,479 Speaker 1: party because he just came with his bag of fucking 158 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,479 Speaker 1: tricks and because there was like forty something of us there, 159 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 1: like the forty people at the venue, he went around, 160 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: why are you pissing yourself, Hannah. 161 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 2: With like pigeons. 162 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,080 Speaker 3: It wasn't pigeons, Okay, So he came. 163 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 1: He came, and he was just like going around because 164 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: everyone was standing and sitting around in little groups. So 165 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: he just go around and do these tricks and he 166 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: literally had people screaming because the tricks were so fucking good. 167 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 1: And then the two girls from fate that organized a 168 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 1: Christmas party come up to me at one point like 169 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: and they're like, oh my god, we just wanted to say, Britt, 170 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: we really doubted this magician idea. 171 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 3: When you told us, we were like, oh, I don't know. 172 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: I'm like, you should have told me that you thought 173 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 1: it was not the best idea. But they're like, now 174 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: we take it back. It's been the best fucking idea ever. 175 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 3: He just did like. 176 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: Card tricks, tricks with little foam things that you know. 177 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever seen a magician and 178 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 1: you like put one foam little bunny in your hand 179 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 1: and you close it and he does like some magic treat. 180 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 3: You open it and like ten bunnies pop out. 181 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:03,880 Speaker 2: Then here getting over. Yah, I've never seen you talk 182 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 2: so passionately about anything in your life. 183 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 1: Look, I can highly recommend, if you've got a wedding, 184 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 1: engagement party, whatever, get a fucking magician. 185 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 2: No. 186 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 1: Literally, he did like tricks with people's rings, like really 187 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 1: interactive stuff, and honestly, it was so good. 188 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 2: Do you have his like business for if you're in newcomer? 189 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 3: Matt Swift? 190 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 2: Matt Swift, and he was very swift. Let me tell you. 191 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 1: He was bent like Claire was holding a spoon and 192 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: it was bending in her hand like just all that 193 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 1: sort of shit. 194 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 4: I love, how excited you're getting. 195 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,920 Speaker 1: It was really good, Like I know it sounds cheesy, 196 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,680 Speaker 1: but it was really bloody good nice. 197 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 3: I'll tell you. 198 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 1: Also, when I used to work at a hotel back 199 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,200 Speaker 1: in the day, Like I worked in a hotel, but 200 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,120 Speaker 1: in the restaurant in the hotel, we had a Christmas party. 201 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: I would have been nineteen or even eighteen at the 202 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,199 Speaker 1: time that I worked there. They had a really fun 203 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: theme and I'll never forget it. And I just loved it. 204 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,080 Speaker 1: And this is over ten holy over ten years ago. 205 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 1: Op Shop formal wear theme, really good party theme. If 206 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: you just want to have a fucking dumb costume. 207 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 2: Nice. 208 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: So you had to go to the op Shop and 209 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: find a really daggy formal dress and I loved it. 210 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:15,800 Speaker 3: I loved it. 211 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:16,840 Speaker 4: I do love that idea. 212 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I would recommend that theme. You having a party 213 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,720 Speaker 1: or anything, get a magician. 214 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,720 Speaker 4: Basically, get a magician shot formal. 215 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,800 Speaker 2: We shop formal wear and you're fucking sordered for a 216 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,120 Speaker 2: Christmas party. 217 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:27,560 Speaker 3: Or a wedding. 218 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:34,559 Speaker 1: Fuck it. Speaking of weddings, did you see Tammy Hembrow's wedding. 219 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:38,160 Speaker 2: I didn't see too much of it, but anything interesting happened. 220 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,880 Speaker 1: I just loved that she wore a pink dress dress 221 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 1: and she's did you see those photos that had just 222 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:43,400 Speaker 1: come out? 223 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:48,520 Speaker 2: Oh? Actually I saw the setup and the guests sitting 224 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:49,680 Speaker 2: on either side of the pool. 225 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fucking sleigh. 226 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:55,480 Speaker 2: Oh it was stunning. I thought the layout was where. 227 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:59,840 Speaker 3: Was that in Australia? Nearby? 228 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 1: It looked like it was in like the Mediterranean or something. 229 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,680 Speaker 1: I just love the pink dress. 230 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:08,080 Speaker 3: I love it. She looked great. Fucking go Glen Coco 231 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 3: on that as well. 232 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,560 Speaker 1: Like I saw some other comments online of people saying 233 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 1: they thought it was weird that the guests were like 234 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,880 Speaker 1: quite far down because some person in a helicopter took 235 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,240 Speaker 1: a photo right or with a drone and it looked 236 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 1: like the guests couldn't see Matt and Tammy. 237 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, but apparently they If people haven't seen the photo, 238 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,719 Speaker 2: we better explain it. They're like up on like kind 239 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 2: of like a balcony with then stairs going down to 240 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,199 Speaker 2: the pool to the pool, and then all the guests 241 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,680 Speaker 2: are sitting on either side of the pool, but sideways, like. 242 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,160 Speaker 3: They're facing the pool for each other, each other across 243 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:40,720 Speaker 3: the pool. 244 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 2: But then yeah, they are to the right or the left. 245 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,360 Speaker 2: I guess if you're on the outside anyway. Basically you're 246 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,360 Speaker 2: not facing forward to the bride and groom. You'll have 247 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,720 Speaker 2: to turn sideways to look at the bride and groom, 248 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,000 Speaker 2: and also up a few flights of stairs. 249 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 3: It looked like, yeah, I reckon, it would have been fine. 250 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,079 Speaker 2: I was looking in the flower beds for the speakers 251 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,559 Speaker 2: because I thought they're so far away you wouldn't be 252 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,280 Speaker 2: able to hear on this. 253 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 3: Maybe we did have speakers. 254 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,640 Speaker 1: I think people need to have microphones and speakers at 255 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: their weddings because if you have the back, you can'tish sheep. 256 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:16,880 Speaker 2: But also I'm so like, what's what's the word? What's 257 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,520 Speaker 2: the term I'm looking for? I'm so conscious that I 258 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,200 Speaker 2: don't want to rely on too much technology on my 259 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 2: wedding day, true, because you don't want it to go stuffy, 260 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 2: crackly or the you know when you bring the you 261 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,200 Speaker 2: bring the microphone, two guys as a speaker, and it's 262 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:37,439 Speaker 2: like yeah, and everyone goes, oh oh, blocks there is 263 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:43,440 Speaker 2: cause big fuss done on that on my wedding day. 264 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:49,199 Speaker 2: Please be upstanding for the Royal flush. 265 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,320 Speaker 1: All right, let's get into our Royal Flush of the week, 266 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,840 Speaker 1: which is the best thing we have seen on the internet. 267 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,640 Speaker 3: And do you want to start mad or do you 268 00:11:59,640 --> 00:11:59,960 Speaker 3: want me to. 269 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:01,839 Speaker 4: I'll let you go first. 270 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,199 Speaker 3: Okay, I'll go first. 271 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,280 Speaker 1: Well, I've actually got an anti royal flush, which haven't 272 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 1: done in a while. 273 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,360 Speaker 2: And it's about time you have broke the rules again. 274 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,440 Speaker 3: Okay, So as you all know. 275 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,679 Speaker 1: Oh, and I've got an update on my next door 276 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:15,440 Speaker 1: neighbor by the way. 277 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,320 Speaker 3: Oh, we'll keep it for close friends. 278 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,920 Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, everyone's been asking we need an update, and 279 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,520 Speaker 1: you're not gonna believe what the update is on my nasty, 280 00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 1: horrible neighbor. 281 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 3: I reckon, you can say this. You reckon say it. 282 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 3: Hannah's just saying to me right now, I should say 283 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:28,680 Speaker 3: it in here. 284 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:32,360 Speaker 1: Okay, I'll say to quickly catch you up if you 285 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,640 Speaker 1: haven't listened to all of our previous episodes, mainly in 286 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 1: our close Friends. 287 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 3: As you all know, AJ and I have been renovating. 288 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,080 Speaker 1: Our house for the last two years, but the major 289 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 1: rhnaots have happened in the last six months, and during 290 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,680 Speaker 1: that time a feud has started between AJ and one 291 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 1: of our next door neighbors. One neighbor's super nice, the 292 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,480 Speaker 1: other one we've never even had anything to do with 293 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,720 Speaker 1: until we started making. 294 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,920 Speaker 3: Noise in our reno's. There's been beef. 295 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 1: They've been saying to AJ, what the fuck, what's with 296 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 1: all the noise? You think you're above the law. They 297 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,200 Speaker 1: were going to go to the council and try to 298 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:04,520 Speaker 1: get us to stop doing construction, even though it's council approved. Anyway, 299 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,360 Speaker 1: all this shit has fucking gone down. I've never even 300 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,680 Speaker 1: said hello to this neighbor because they're just death staring 301 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:14,120 Speaker 1: me over the fence every day. So anyway, it's been 302 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,040 Speaker 1: not very nice. And it got to the point where 303 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,400 Speaker 1: AJ told him to get fucked anyway, You're not gonna 304 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,240 Speaker 1: believe it. So our renovations are done. Now there's a 305 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 1: couple of little bits and bobs that need to come 306 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 1: back and do it. It's minor. The other day, AJ 307 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,600 Speaker 1: was mowing our lawn out the front and the neighbor 308 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: came walking over. 309 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 3: And as. 310 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:41,679 Speaker 1: The neighbor came over and apologized to AJ, he said, 311 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,040 Speaker 1: I wanted to say I'm so sorry that I don't 312 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,880 Speaker 1: know what his exact words were because I wasn't there, 313 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,240 Speaker 1: but he said something along the lines of like, I'm 314 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 1: so sorry for being such an asshole over the last 315 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,840 Speaker 1: however many months it's been and I think he shook 316 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,400 Speaker 1: his hand and wanted to say, like, I'm so sorry, 317 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:01,040 Speaker 1: and AJ was like he was too too stunned to speak, 318 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: and he said, no. 319 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,640 Speaker 3: Worries, mate, like if you ever need anything, let me know, 320 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,160 Speaker 3: and they like made amends. 321 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,480 Speaker 1: What And I'm like, did they hear that? They They're 322 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 1: not the kind of demographic you know for the pod. 323 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 1: So I'm like, did someone they know hear the pod? 324 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:16,720 Speaker 3: Who knows? 325 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 2: I don't know what? Very straight, Yeah, but I think 326 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,040 Speaker 2: that's nice. 327 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,520 Speaker 1: I think it's it takes a lot to apologize, Like 328 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 1: no one likes to say that they've been in the wrong. 329 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 3: So I'm like, good on him. 330 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 1: A J came inside and told me I'm like fucking 331 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: good on him, and then I invited him over. 332 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:40,640 Speaker 4: Barbecues. 333 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,640 Speaker 1: Now no barbecues and wines on the back deck. I'm 334 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,480 Speaker 1: still looking for a new neighbor that can do that 335 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,840 Speaker 1: with me. But that's the update on the neighbor. 336 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:49,280 Speaker 3: Anyway. 337 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: Getting onto my anti royal flush because this kind of 338 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 1: leads into the house thing. So over the last few months, 339 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,920 Speaker 1: I've been buying little bits and bobs for the house 340 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,880 Speaker 1: just to get it all cute. See, you know, because 341 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:04,800 Speaker 1: we've put so much effort into making this house look beautiful, 342 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,160 Speaker 1: so I'd just been buying little things to make the 343 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,960 Speaker 1: house nice. Now, one of my favorite rooms in the 344 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 1: house is our bathroom because it's got this beautiful stone bench, 345 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 1: and I want the vibe of the bathroom to be 346 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 1: like a hotel bathroom, like almost like a bathroom that 347 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 1: it looks like no one uses it, right, So then 348 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 1: I'm thinking, all right, I don't want my toothbrush to 349 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,920 Speaker 1: be on display, because you know how toothbrushes are fucking ugly, 350 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: Like you know, you've got this stunning bathroom, then you've 351 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,840 Speaker 1: got your fucking Colgate, your bright purple toothbrush right there 352 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,360 Speaker 1: on the bench. So I thought in my mind, because 353 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,000 Speaker 1: we've got like shaving cabinets, so every day I'm just 354 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,280 Speaker 1: gonna put my toothbrush and toothpaste back in the shape 355 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,360 Speaker 1: shaving cabinet. And then I'm like, wait a second, because 356 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,360 Speaker 1: there's nice toothbrushes out there now, like that a sleek 357 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,480 Speaker 1: or like all one color. So I went searching on 358 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,720 Speaker 1: the internet because I'd seen a few ads popping up 359 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 1: like that Gem brand, Like have you seen that gem 360 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,960 Speaker 1: toothpaste and toothbrush? Anyway, there's a bunch a bunch of 361 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,440 Speaker 1: brands that I've seen that just make like soft pink 362 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,920 Speaker 1: toothbrush or purple or neutral or whatever. So I went 363 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 1: searching on the internet for aesthetic toothbrushes, okay, and then 364 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,520 Speaker 1: I found this one, and I was like, yep, this 365 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:21,040 Speaker 1: is it. This toothbrush is so nice that I'm going 366 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: to want to display it on my vanity. 367 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,240 Speaker 3: It was tortoise shell, like you know, tortoises shell Sonny. 368 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:32,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, like a really nice tortoise shell toothbrush. So I'm like, perfect, 369 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,320 Speaker 1: Like I love a tortoiseshell Sonny tortoise shell toothbrush. It 370 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 1: looks a million bucks. So I bought this. I've never 371 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 1: heard of this brand before. I'm pretty sure it came 372 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 1: from a stockist in Australia, but it's like non an 373 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 1: Australian brand. I think it cost me like forty dollars, 374 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,720 Speaker 1: which is pretty steep for a toothbrush. But in saying that, 375 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,120 Speaker 1: like electric toothbrush is a bloody like two hundred dollars, 376 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:50,760 Speaker 1: so it. 377 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,600 Speaker 3: Wasn't that much. 378 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:56,160 Speaker 1: Okay, And I've got the toothbrush here with me, mat oh, okay, 379 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,360 Speaker 1: I've got I'm giving you a show and tell. 380 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 2: If you brought it with you to show me, because 381 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 2: hang on, this is an anti royal flush, so what's 382 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,359 Speaker 2: wrong with it? 383 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,520 Speaker 4: Have I got to figure it out? 384 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, right, let me just dig it out of 385 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 1: my bag. 386 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,399 Speaker 2: I'm like expecting you to pull out one that's like 387 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:16,679 Speaker 2: really small. 388 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,120 Speaker 3: Close your eyes. I just want to hode. 389 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,560 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to close my eyes. My eyes are closed. 390 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,640 Speaker 3: Okay, I just got to clean it off. 391 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,920 Speaker 2: Okay, clean it off. If you used. 392 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,720 Speaker 3: Okay, you can open your eyes again. 393 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:27,960 Speaker 2: Okay. 394 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,919 Speaker 1: So I'm going to show you from a distance like 395 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,520 Speaker 1: it's really fucking cool and cute. 396 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:34,399 Speaker 2: Nice. 397 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,800 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, so this is cute, right, you could 398 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:42,760 Speaker 1: see this on my on my Yeah, this thing is 399 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,280 Speaker 1: harder than a horse's brush. 400 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:49,360 Speaker 2: This thing, no no, no, no no. I pulled this out 401 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,040 Speaker 2: of the thing. 402 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 3: And this is stiffer than a fucking horses brush. I 403 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,480 Speaker 3: wouldn't even brush a horse with this. 404 00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,080 Speaker 2: Show. 405 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 3: I've touched this on my tooth. 406 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 1: And if anyone owns this, okay, the brand is Akka Kappa, 407 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,679 Speaker 1: handmade in Italy. 408 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 3: I went on there web. I went back on the website. 409 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:12,640 Speaker 4: I bought it. 410 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,200 Speaker 3: From it says medium firmness. 411 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I'm flying with a medium toothbrush, Maddie, right, yeah. 412 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:24,800 Speaker 2: I'm just looking just looking up the no. 413 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,399 Speaker 3: No, no no. 414 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,000 Speaker 1: And I went back to go have I bought accidentally 415 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 1: like a hair brush. No, it's a fucking toothbrush mat 416 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:40,680 Speaker 1: and this thing, let me do it. If you brushed 417 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,160 Speaker 1: your teeth with this, you would have no gums left. 418 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm going to throw it over to you. 419 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:46,880 Speaker 3: Feel it. 420 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,520 Speaker 4: That's not real, that's. 421 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,040 Speaker 3: It is. 422 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:58,080 Speaker 2: That's actually it's like a hair brush. 423 00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:01,119 Speaker 3: That's harder than a hairbrush than that like put on 424 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 3: your tooth. Please. I haven't used it, clearly, Oh my. 425 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 4: God, Oh my god. That's literally gonna rip my teeth off. 426 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,679 Speaker 1: And so I'm like what I wanted to email the like, 427 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,879 Speaker 1: and I feel bad because it's not like the brand 428 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,600 Speaker 1: is the. 429 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:23,040 Speaker 3: What is it? Akka Kappa aka Kappa. 430 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,959 Speaker 1: So the website I bought it off is just like 431 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,800 Speaker 1: a stockist of this. But I was gonna email them 432 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:33,120 Speaker 1: and say, genuinely, I want to know how I'm supposed 433 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:36,040 Speaker 1: to brush my teeth. And I tried wetting it, thinking, 434 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,120 Speaker 1: oh I might get softer. Nuh, this thing is harder 435 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,879 Speaker 1: than your hair brush. So I'm just stuck with this 436 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 1: fucking too. 437 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,280 Speaker 4: You're just gonna put it on display anyway. 438 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,000 Speaker 3: I don't know. 439 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:51,440 Speaker 1: I guess so like it looks nice, but I I 440 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 1: just I make products for a living myself, right, and 441 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,840 Speaker 1: I would never approve this. This has had to go 442 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,520 Speaker 1: through a lot of approval processes and someone has decided, Yep, 443 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,440 Speaker 1: this is fine for use. 444 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,840 Speaker 3: I'm looking at the reviews. It's all five stars. 445 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,560 Speaker 1: I don't get it, Like this looks like a luxury brand. 446 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 1: Hannah fucking feel this. It is like I can't even explain. 447 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,520 Speaker 1: It's like something you would scrub your tire with. 448 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,199 Speaker 5: It's like to get grout out of a tile like 449 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,320 Speaker 5: that would it's a grout brush. 450 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,399 Speaker 1: No one is brushing their teeth with that. It feels 451 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,280 Speaker 1: like steel, yeah, like steel wall. And I went back 452 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,400 Speaker 1: to check the website because I didn't read the description 453 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,000 Speaker 1: when I bought it, so I thought, or maybe I've 454 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:46,080 Speaker 1: purchased one that's like extra firm, but I've even purchased 455 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:50,280 Speaker 1: the hard like Colgate toothbrushes before, and this comes nowhere 456 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:55,480 Speaker 1: near close. This is like a steel wool. So that 457 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,399 Speaker 1: is my anti fucking Royal Flush and no shame to 458 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,520 Speaker 1: the business that I bought it from. Think the website 459 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,880 Speaker 1: was like say Son or something, never heard of it. 460 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:03,840 Speaker 3: No shame to them. 461 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,520 Speaker 1: I love that you're stocking this beautiful brand. The toothbrush 462 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:10,480 Speaker 1: itself is fucking lovely, but I just have beef with 463 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,480 Speaker 1: whoever decided that this is fine for people to use 464 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,480 Speaker 1: in their mouth on their gums. 465 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,280 Speaker 3: We have to protect our gums. 466 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:22,200 Speaker 2: And by the way, I'm sitting here in bewilderment at 467 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 2: how passionate you are about it, and. 468 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: I just want to say, as well, life hack to 469 00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:27,480 Speaker 1: all of you out there. Did you know that the 470 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: only firmness toothbrush you should ever buy is soft? You 471 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,520 Speaker 1: should never buy a medium or firm, even though it 472 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 1: feels really good to get in there soft. We got 473 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,440 Speaker 1: to look after our teeth and look after our gums. 474 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,760 Speaker 2: Right Jesus Christ? And feel an attacked over here. I 475 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,680 Speaker 2: am Saunders. 476 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 1: So that's my anti Royal Flush and I don't know 477 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,280 Speaker 1: what I'm supposed to do, and I feel like I 478 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,520 Speaker 1: can't return it because I've. 479 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,240 Speaker 3: Touched it on my teeth. That's touched your teeth. 480 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,240 Speaker 1: Now, does anyone in the scrollers want this. 481 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 2: Please let me know someone genuinely will want that. 482 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,159 Speaker 1: I might keep it to brush down my fucking baby 483 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,159 Speaker 1: hairs or scrub the grout in my tiles. 484 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, my god. 485 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,919 Speaker 3: So anyway, what's your royal flush? 486 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:08,160 Speaker 1: Mat? 487 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,160 Speaker 4: My royal flush is so random? 488 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,040 Speaker 1: It is. 489 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 2: Actually, we spoke about Jojo c while the other day 490 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 2: and how incredible she was at the TikTok Awards. Had 491 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,720 Speaker 2: a very good time seeing her. I was front row 492 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,560 Speaker 2: for the Karma Dants, et cetera, et cetera, as you 493 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:27,159 Speaker 2: all know. And and she's released a new song and 494 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,600 Speaker 2: I bloody love it. 495 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,880 Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't heard it yet. 496 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,840 Speaker 2: It's called Iced Coffee and it's very much a rip 497 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,680 Speaker 2: off of Sabrina Carboner's espresso. 498 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 3: Do you reckon? Sabrini can go after her for that. 499 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 2: No, it's not like it doesn't rip off the sound, 500 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,720 Speaker 2: but it's the same premise. It's like, I think Sabrina's 501 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,000 Speaker 2: thing is I'm the espresso that keeps you up. And 502 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:53,040 Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I haven't listened to it this morning, 503 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,920 Speaker 2: but I've been listening to it all like all day yesterday. 504 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,600 Speaker 2: I love it, but I think JoJo's is the opposite. 505 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:04,560 Speaker 2: She saying that you are my iced coffee instead of 506 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 2: I am your ice. 507 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,840 Speaker 3: People can come out with a song called iced Coffee. 508 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,320 Speaker 4: Anyway, it's such a bop. Go and listen to it 509 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,000 Speaker 4: if you haven't. It's really fun. 510 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to listen to it on the way 511 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,320 Speaker 1: home today on repeat. I know how many ice coffees 512 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:17,480 Speaker 1: it'll take me to get home. 513 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,160 Speaker 4: How many ice coffee? 514 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,440 Speaker 3: He said? It takes you so many Abba songs. 515 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 2: To dance queens for dancing queens get to get here? 516 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,000 Speaker 3: Do you want to know who I actually love? 517 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,720 Speaker 1: And I was in a cafe this morning and I 518 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:34,160 Speaker 1: heard them playing on the on the radio Maroon five? 519 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,719 Speaker 4: What was playing? 520 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 3: And I wonder where we are? We're now? 521 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:45,440 Speaker 2: We're on money. I can't get around the new Maroon five. 522 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,960 Speaker 2: But what's that one that's from like two thousand and five? 523 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,760 Speaker 3: She will be loved? 524 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,480 Speaker 2: Maybe she know. I think it's that. 525 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:58,120 Speaker 1: Way I love. I'm going to listen to Maroon five 526 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 1: on the way home as well. 527 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,359 Speaker 2: Okay, so a good mixed Maroon five and Jojo Sea. 528 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,400 Speaker 3: Ride back to do people still love them? 529 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 2: I don't know. I just saw James Blunt was here 530 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 2: not long ago. All the moms on me Facebook went 531 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,200 Speaker 2: to James Blunt the other night in Sydney. 532 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:12,840 Speaker 3: Nice. 533 00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,840 Speaker 4: I didn't realize he was still kicking. 534 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,080 Speaker 3: If Maroon five toured, I would definitely. 535 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,840 Speaker 2: Go really yeah, well I won't be coming with you. 536 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,240 Speaker 2: Can't think of anything worse? 537 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,639 Speaker 3: Okay, who wants to come with me? 538 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 4: I just don't like their new stuff. I like their 539 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,560 Speaker 4: old stuff. 540 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,639 Speaker 3: I love any of it. 541 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:34,760 Speaker 2: I think who's other one as well? Who sings they 542 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,280 Speaker 2: paved paradise and put up a parking? Yeah, they're to 543 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:39,199 Speaker 2: snow Patrol? Is that? 544 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,120 Speaker 4: Who that is? Off? 545 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,400 Speaker 1: It's not yellow? 546 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,320 Speaker 4: I'll be yellow taxi. 547 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 3: But who is sings it? 548 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,000 Speaker 2: Yeah? Who sings that? Not snow Patrol? Maybe it's a 549 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:58,520 Speaker 2: different song? 550 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,760 Speaker 4: No train? Is it train? What song does? 551 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:05,959 Speaker 5: Oh? 552 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,320 Speaker 4: It's counting? Cross? Am I on? What the fuck? Am 553 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 4: I on? 554 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,320 Speaker 2: Can you hook up? 555 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,159 Speaker 4: Please? Go Google? 556 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:12,440 Speaker 2: Girl? 557 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,119 Speaker 4: Can you look up train? No train? 558 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,080 Speaker 3: The band? 559 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:17,360 Speaker 4: Yeah? 560 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,960 Speaker 2: The band train? And what's their song? Maybe I'm getting 561 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:25,920 Speaker 2: to meet out with one of their songster That's what. 562 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,240 Speaker 4: I was thinking of, not paper. 563 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:29,919 Speaker 3: I'm a. 564 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,560 Speaker 1: Big yellow taxi on the way home to Yeah, don't 565 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 1: room five? 566 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,160 Speaker 2: A big yellow hay soul sister, Hey soul sister. 567 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,000 Speaker 4: I want and. 568 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,080 Speaker 3: Drops of Jupiter. That's a great nice They don't make 569 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:49,520 Speaker 3: music like that anymore. Bring it back, Bring back, Tom Jones. 570 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,159 Speaker 4: Moving on. 571 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:02,680 Speaker 1: MAT's rid of the Week, Well, moving home to Matt's 572 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,120 Speaker 1: Rand of the Week, apparently we've got a jingle that's 573 00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: already been out. 574 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,080 Speaker 3: For a bit episode and we haven't heard it. To 575 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:17,480 Speaker 3: play it for us, please, it's giving Jungle. 576 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,800 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be honest. I fucking hate that. 577 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,720 Speaker 3: I think that's hilarious hate. 578 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,080 Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry scrollers actually fucking hate that. 579 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,359 Speaker 2: What a sensory fucking overload. 580 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 3: I love it. I love it. 581 00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,359 Speaker 2: I know a lot about a lot of our community 582 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,480 Speaker 2: is going to fucking hate that. And every time that plays, 583 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,440 Speaker 2: they're gonna have a sensory over especially if they're in 584 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:45,760 Speaker 2: the car. 585 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:54,359 Speaker 4: Is that tires screeching? They're in there and crashing and scrab. 586 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,000 Speaker 3: Who makes it? And how do they make that? 587 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,600 Speaker 4: I'm so sorry to whoever on the teammate that both 588 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:01,960 Speaker 4: of you. 589 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,879 Speaker 3: Didn't hear it last. 590 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,160 Speaker 4: I don't listen to the episode. 591 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:06,800 Speaker 2: Do it. 592 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:07,520 Speaker 3: We can redo it. 593 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:08,919 Speaker 4: I think we need better than that. 594 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,160 Speaker 5: Reason that I put in is I said I want 595 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,720 Speaker 5: rage and ranting rage, did a I make that? 596 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,160 Speaker 3: Or has someone a producer on our teammate? And I said, 597 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 3: send that to print. That's perfect. Can I make a request? 598 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 3: Can I make a jingle one time for fan dreams Dream? Yeah, studio, 599 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,080 Speaker 3: I can redo it. 600 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,880 Speaker 4: I think we might need to workshop that one. Honestly, 601 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,720 Speaker 4: I'm a little bit I. 602 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,399 Speaker 1: Thought I was envisioning kind of like an old school 603 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,159 Speaker 1: YouTube intro, Like remember when we would have an intro 604 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,440 Speaker 1: Rand of the week, Rand of the week, It's time 605 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,080 Speaker 1: for Matts Rand of the week, and then it goes 606 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:48,680 Speaker 1: into your rand. 607 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,440 Speaker 2: I think with the rage, I was expecting me to 608 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,160 Speaker 2: drums bit of guitar in their electric guitar. Wow and 609 00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:00,440 Speaker 2: wow a week you know like that? But the fuck 610 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,840 Speaker 2: was the car crash happening? 611 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,439 Speaker 3: What's going on? Let's keep it all right? No, well, anyway, 612 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,399 Speaker 3: I'm requesting. 613 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,040 Speaker 4: I genuinely hate it is. 614 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:11,720 Speaker 3: Your rand of the week? 615 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 2: That yeah, that's one part. That's one part. But I 616 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,320 Speaker 2: have a second Round of the week, and I love 617 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,080 Speaker 2: that this is now just so quickly become a permanent fixture. 618 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,920 Speaker 2: But this week's round of the week is Uber Eats. 619 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:25,920 Speaker 4: Uber Eats. 620 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,359 Speaker 2: Pull your fucking heading for starters. That's what I've got 621 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:33,000 Speaker 2: to say, because tell me why. Here's the thing. I 622 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,320 Speaker 2: have gotten to the point with my Uber eats that 623 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,879 Speaker 2: I now have to give a pin. Do you have 624 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,440 Speaker 2: to give the pin? 625 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 3: Yeah? And it's the last four diges of my phone 626 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,680 Speaker 3: number every time. 627 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 2: Every time, well, because I think we have said, however 628 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,640 Speaker 2: many times that the food hasn't arrived, so now they 629 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:49,480 Speaker 2: make sure with the pin. 630 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,760 Speaker 3: It's actually that it gets to. 631 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 2: The right person. Okay, which is lovely. The problem that 632 00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 2: I have with uber eats is when I get a 633 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,800 Speaker 2: refund for something, do you find that they don't give 634 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,120 Speaker 2: you the correct money back? 635 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,600 Speaker 3: I've never checked. 636 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,400 Speaker 4: Okay, here we go Matt's Round of the week. 637 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 2: Uber Eats. Where the fuck is my money? 638 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,480 Speaker 4: Pay up? 639 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 3: Motherfuckers's you a percentage of the items? 640 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,960 Speaker 2: I'll tell you this, mute, right, let's go. Okay, say 641 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,560 Speaker 2: they forget a chips. It's seven dollars fifty for the chips. 642 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,960 Speaker 2: I'll go, hello, my chips is missing. It's seven dollars fifty. 643 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,840 Speaker 2: I've paid seven dollars fifty for it. I go, hello, 644 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,160 Speaker 2: my chips is missing. They go, great, here's your refund 645 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,440 Speaker 2: of four dollars fifty you have you said? 646 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:36,800 Speaker 3: Why? 647 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 2: What have you like? Yes? 648 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,600 Speaker 3: And what they say? 649 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 2: Nothing? But I don't come back to You know how hard 650 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,440 Speaker 2: it is to contact a human being at uber or 651 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:49,720 Speaker 2: uber eats. No, you can't, like you literally can't even 652 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:53,080 Speaker 2: when like it goes via email to someone comes back 653 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,360 Speaker 2: and goes whatever. Anyway, Literally, I made an order not 654 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 2: long ago and I was owed like twenty five dollars 655 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,600 Speaker 2: and then they sent me seventeen dollars back and I'm. 656 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 3: Like, Dolly, what are they saying? It's a handling fee? 657 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 2: I don't know, and I'd like them to answer that 658 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,720 Speaker 2: question for me. Second of all, I've now been getting 659 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:17,680 Speaker 2: a new notification this order is not eligible for a refund. Sorry. 660 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 3: How many times your orders getting stuffed done? 661 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,000 Speaker 2: Well the way, I'm not even kidding, like genuinely almost 662 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,800 Speaker 2: every time. I need to stop. And I went through 663 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,440 Speaker 2: that big period of never ordering. I need to get 664 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,800 Speaker 2: back on that train and keeping it as a treat again, 665 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,040 Speaker 2: because you know, with moving house and things, all those 666 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,520 Speaker 2: things happening, I've been getting a bit lazy and you 667 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,360 Speaker 2: just need to do get takeaway food when you're moving 668 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,200 Speaker 2: house and doing all those sorts of transitional things. So 669 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,400 Speaker 2: Sky and I have been ordering it a lot. Now 670 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,160 Speaker 2: they're saying the order isn't eligible for a refund. So 671 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,080 Speaker 2: we're like, hello, so we ordered from this past to 672 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,240 Speaker 2: place that we'd never ordered from before. Sky's gluten free. 673 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,800 Speaker 2: Well they've sent the wrong everything. He can't eat his dinner. 674 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,000 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'll got a refund on it. Eligible, 675 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Speaker 2: not eligible for a refund? 676 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:00,960 Speaker 1: What it? 677 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,520 Speaker 2: Breads? Pull your fucking had in mate. First of all, 678 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,000 Speaker 2: when I am eligible for a refund, you don't give 679 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,920 Speaker 2: me the full amount. Second of all, now are you 680 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,480 Speaker 2: telling me my orders not eligible for a refund? Which 681 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,440 Speaker 2: I'd like the legalities on all of that. How are 682 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,080 Speaker 2: you saying my order isn't eligible for a refund? What's 683 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 2: the A triple C? Got to do a triple C? 684 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,960 Speaker 2: What are they going to say about that? 685 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:22,720 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if we. 686 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,760 Speaker 1: Got a button that's accidentally fallen off one of our 687 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 1: fate dresses and we don't refund the customer, they're that 688 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,680 Speaker 1: threaten us to go to the a triple C. So 689 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,320 Speaker 1: come on, Uber eats, right, I'm refunding people over a 690 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,600 Speaker 1: button that's fucking fallen off. Right, If you're not getting something, 691 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,800 Speaker 1: you're definitely entitled for a refund, right, so. 692 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,400 Speaker 2: How are they getting away with saying it's not eligible 693 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 2: for a refund Anyway, it was a big who haa 694 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,200 Speaker 2: back and forth, back and forth, email, email, email, and 695 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,880 Speaker 2: we ended up getting our money back for it. But 696 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,400 Speaker 2: I was like, I just I know there are people 697 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,160 Speaker 2: who are routing the system out there, but I think, 698 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,800 Speaker 2: first of all, like it's always there's always a drink missing, 699 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 2: or they've forgotten the garlic bread, or they've forgotten the chips, 700 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,480 Speaker 2: or they've forgotten something. It's not the driver fault. It's 701 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,040 Speaker 2: not Uber's fault, it's a restaurant's fault. But then I 702 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 2: can't actually give the feedback straight to the restaurant or 703 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:07,840 Speaker 2: even on the app. 704 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,080 Speaker 4: It's like rate your delivery driver. 705 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,120 Speaker 2: Well, he's just been given the bag which is sealed 706 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,080 Speaker 2: and taped over from the restaurant, so he's done his 707 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,080 Speaker 2: job good because he actually brought me the order. 708 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 4: It's the correct order. It's just missing something. 709 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:22,960 Speaker 3: You'll know the fucked thing. 710 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,920 Speaker 1: I don't know if we've spoken about this on the 711 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,560 Speaker 1: pot already, but we have a cafe in Newcastle and 712 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,239 Speaker 1: we signed up to Uber Eats like ages Ago and 713 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,560 Speaker 1: We got rid of it because it was so fucked. 714 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,560 Speaker 1: It was so bad to be like a a business 715 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,560 Speaker 1: on uber eats. Huh, not only for the price, because 716 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 1: uber eats takes thirty percent. 717 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, so you inflate everything. 718 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Speaker 1: That's why everything is so expensive on uber eats because 719 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:51,120 Speaker 1: uber eat takes thirty fucking percent. Like that's all your profits. 720 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 1: And when you're a cafe, things aren't that expensive. I 721 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,320 Speaker 1: mean they are, but you know, like you're not making 722 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,440 Speaker 1: that much profit, like on a fucking cup of coffee 723 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,120 Speaker 1: to begin. 724 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,760 Speaker 2: That's it's nineteen dollars for an egg on a piece. 725 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 1: Of toast, Yeah, because uber eats takes thirty So you've 726 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,000 Speaker 1: got to put the price up by thirty because otherwise 727 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,160 Speaker 1: you make minimal, like nothing if you just keep the 728 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,800 Speaker 1: prices the same. But the fucked thing was like we 729 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,920 Speaker 1: would get an order come in, so then it tells 730 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,280 Speaker 1: you how far the driver is, so we'd like prepare 731 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:22,160 Speaker 1: the coffees, prepare the toasties and like they're hot things, 732 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,400 Speaker 1: and then the driver wouldn't come for whatever reason. You 733 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,160 Speaker 1: know how drivers cancel them and it's like finding another driver. 734 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,360 Speaker 1: So then we would have these coffees in food sitting 735 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,680 Speaker 1: there just going cold. So then we'd have to waste 736 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,920 Speaker 1: it and make it again when the next driver was coming, Like, 737 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,720 Speaker 1: we went through so much waste. And then the fuck 738 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,480 Speaker 1: thing as well is the drivers then rate the restaurant 739 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,960 Speaker 1: as well, and like if they couldn't find a park, 740 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,360 Speaker 1: they'd get pissed off and rate us one star. So 741 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,000 Speaker 1: then our star rating went so low. I told them 742 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,360 Speaker 1: to absolutely get fucked and we canceled our membership with them. 743 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,520 Speaker 1: I mean, call me ever since saying you're gonna sign 744 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,560 Speaker 1: up again, I just say, no, you'se a fucked You 745 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,120 Speaker 1: take three thirty percent, and the drivers just always cancel. 746 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,960 Speaker 1: We're left with cold coffees and cold toasty's, Like so 747 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,160 Speaker 1: much money going down the drain. 748 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,960 Speaker 3: It's not bloody worth it. 749 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 1: It's obviously worth it for some businesses, but a little 750 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,000 Speaker 1: coffee shop. 751 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,759 Speaker 3: Not fucking worth it. 752 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 2: There you go. 753 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 3: Would not recommend to any I. 754 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,040 Speaker 2: Love learning all about that stuff, love hearing all the 755 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:17,680 Speaker 2: behind the scenes. 756 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, wouldn't recommend. Maybe the big chains and the macs 757 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,400 Speaker 3: and everything. 758 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,879 Speaker 1: It's a lot easier because like fast food, but when 759 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 1: you're like making coffees and toasties not worth it. 760 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,440 Speaker 3: We lost money being on uber eats. So that's my 761 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,680 Speaker 3: rant to add to yours. 762 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,439 Speaker 2: Good So am I justified in my rant? Yes? 763 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,920 Speaker 1: Absolutely, and you should get all your money back, especially 764 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,080 Speaker 1: if you're not getting something. 765 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:41,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just so random. I'm like, maybe I need 766 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,400 Speaker 2: to skip over to a different delivery app because I 767 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,440 Speaker 2: kind of just stick with you. Oh. Sometimes I do 768 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 2: the menu log, sometimes I do the door dash. 769 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:53,440 Speaker 1: I've only ever tried to Uber eats, I think really. 770 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:58,759 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, delivery shut down? I think so. Milk rum 771 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,719 Speaker 2: didn't last long either. Did they shut down as well? 772 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,040 Speaker 3: I keep getting there out they're back. 773 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, they're back. They're being saved. 774 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:10,920 Speaker 1: They like uber eats, but for groceries I think so. 775 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,720 Speaker 2: Nice. Slay Slay sleigh. Anyway, another episode done and dusted. 776 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,239 Speaker 1: Well that's another episode done and dusted. Maddie boy, you 777 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,279 Speaker 1: all know what to do by this Fontually we have 778 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:26,400 Speaker 1: to tell them to rate and fucking leave a comment, subscribe, 779 00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:28,600 Speaker 1: do all the things please. 780 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,640 Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, strollers. We will see you on Friday 781 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:36,000 Speaker 2: for close friends. What we're doing, we tease we're doing stockies. 782 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,879 Speaker 4: Way gorgeous. Well anyway, Dalla better let you go. 783 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:44,160 Speaker 2: Where's that toothbrush. I've got a horse that needs groomy