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Speaker 1: Radio and the focus is extremely sure. How have I

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Speaker 3: The old inheritance, I mean, you work, you work your

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Speaker 3: whole life, and I think for a majority of people

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Speaker 3: you want to leave a bit of money to your

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Speaker 3: kids and you know, maybe some other family members as well,

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Speaker 3: and make yourself feel really good about yourself before you pass.

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Speaker 1: A funny one. I mean as our parents get a

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Speaker 1: little bit older, I mean you see the position therein

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Speaker 1: you also cross as your mind when they start talking

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Speaker 1: about going on expensive holidays and doing things like that,

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Speaker 1: you think, just slow it down because if you fall apart,

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Speaker 1: we want to make sure there's some cash. Flick it

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Speaker 1: through to me. Don't go spending it before you die.

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Speaker 3: See. I remember how through I was when Stan fitzger

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Speaker 3: Of my grandfather passed away. Well it wasn't you know,

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Speaker 3: It was sad that he really passed away. But Dad

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Speaker 3: said to me, pulled me aside and said, mate, you're

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Speaker 3: in the will you beauty away? Which is a bit

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Speaker 3: weird because pot was living in a housing trust you

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Speaker 3: in and it had a lord mowing round And I said, okay,

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Speaker 3: what did I get? He goes see that there that

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Speaker 3: fat back telling is yours, mateow And I remember setting

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Speaker 3: it up in my bedroom and I was so excited,

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Speaker 3: and Dad came in and said I knew it. I

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Speaker 3: knew he Do you that he still owed eight hundred

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Speaker 3: dollars to radio rentals, so Dad had to basically buy

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Speaker 1: Television Funny stare on the fat back still there, Laffler.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear about inheritance as though, because if

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Speaker 3: you're young and you get a lot of money, a

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Speaker 3: lot of people do blow it up the wall. If

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Speaker 3: you've got a story. Thirteen twenty fourteen. This was in

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Speaker 3: Someone wrote to George. I am sixty nine years of

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Speaker 3: age and about fifteen months ago I wanted to check

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Speaker 3: my two children would handle money because I'm going to

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Speaker 3: leave them a lot in my inheritance, so he said.

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Speaker 3: I sold three hundred thousand dollars of shares and gave

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Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty thousand dollars each to my daughter

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Speaker 3: and my son, who were in their mid thirties. My

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Speaker 3: daughter used her share to purchase a new home. My

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Speaker 3: son decided that he wanted to sponsor race car drivers

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Speaker 3: and gave most of it away.

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Speaker 1: Within a month. But he had a good time to

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Speaker 1: do what he was invited to the drinks.

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Speaker 3: My son is single and lives on his own in

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Speaker 3: a rented unit. The idea of him giving the idea

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Speaker 3: I'm still alive was to see them enjoyed and set

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Speaker 3: themselves up somewhat Unfortunately, my son is employed on a

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Speaker 3: meager salary of fifty five thousand dollars, lives from week

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Speaker 3: to week and constantly asked my daughter and me for

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Speaker 3: money to get back. But how good at the vights?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Mate? If you what is

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Speaker 3: that to your mates. I've got another mate as well,

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Speaker 3: who got an inheritance from a grandfather and went to

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Speaker 3: soon as he got back his dad took control of

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Speaker 3: the money and said, when you want money, you now

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Speaker 3: have to come through me. I approve what you want

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Speaker 3: the money for, I mean straight away.

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Speaker 1: No idea of passing the money on it just seems

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Speaker 1: a bit weird to go. I'm going to work my

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Speaker 1: whole life. I'm going to bust my nut till i

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Speaker 1: get to about seventy, right, and then I'm just going

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Speaker 1: to cruise towards death. Save the money for someone else.

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Speaker 1: It's an instead of hitting just says house in Sydney,

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Speaker 3: I've got another mate who's he's about to hit fifty

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Speaker 3: worked hard, right, and he's had to save Sarah to

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Speaker 3: And now he's got to the point where he was

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Speaker 3: thinking about his kids for his inheritance and he's gone, no,

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Speaker 3: you know what, I want to travel and I'm going

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Speaker 3: to spend it all.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's awesome.

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Speaker 5: It's like I said to mom, and Dad exactly that

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Speaker 5: go live it up, have a good time. But I

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Speaker 5: think they feel good about maybe helping you out when

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Speaker 5: they died, that if you'd been struggling with something.

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Speaker 1: There's a bit of money on Buffett, he's not going

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Speaker 4: Daniel Craig, he's not giving his kids.

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Speaker 1: In ferd to Warren Buffett.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if I've told this story, but I

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Speaker 6: did the same thing.

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Speaker 7: I got my grandparents. My grandfather died and.

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Speaker 3: They gave much.

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Speaker 7: Did you get they got fifty thousand dollars to all

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Speaker 7: the grandkids?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: I see?

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Speaker 6: And this this was the better part of fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 6: And yeah, when I was on about fifty five thousand

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Speaker 6: dollars and so immediately you've doubled your income, Like that

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Speaker 6: is more money, do you know what to do with?

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Speaker 6: And I was having coffee with a fellow who was

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Speaker 6: and I was sitting there having coffee with him, and

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Speaker 6: he was he was in tears, and I was like, Wow,

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Speaker 6: I've got this money, and I don't I don't need it.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I've got a life of earning potential, and

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Speaker 6: system in my Turn to Camera or Save to America.

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Speaker 7: And so I went and gave him thirty thousand.

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Speaker 3: Dollars for him? Or did you give it to him

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Speaker 3: to invest and you would get it back?

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Speaker 7: I just gave him a money check.

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Speaker 4: Did your parents not say to you? What on earth?

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Speaker 6: And it all happened quite quickly, like we're at coffee

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Speaker 6: and I'm like, hey, how could you just pull out

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Speaker 6: And I went in there and pulled out a thirty

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Speaker 6: thousand dollars money order?

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Speaker 3: Is that what it's called?

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Speaker 1: Who was this guy?

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Speaker 7: He's an elder family friend.

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Speaker 3: He didn't accept it.

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Speaker 1: Though he did, And my god, why have we not

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Speaker 6: Well, because it made me like it has made me

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Speaker 6: sick the thought of it, because once you sort of

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Speaker 6: realize what you've done, yes, and that he took it

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Speaker 4: Are you still in touch with.

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Speaker 1: Is he dead?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 7: No, No, he's still alive.

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Speaker 6: He still lives in housing commission because he can't afford

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Speaker 3: He talked about this moment regularly and say thank you

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Speaker 3: so much for helping me out.

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Speaker 6: I was so I've grown so mad at the fact

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Speaker 6: that he's taken it, and that we went for lunch

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Speaker 7: He didn't even shout.

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Speaker 1: For lunch after gifted him thirty.

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Speaker 7: K I've not actually been able to speak to him again.

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Speaker 1: Because so you're furious about it. I mean, there's a

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Speaker 1: huge lesson in there for you, but the fact that

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Speaker 1: he took it, and second to that he's had his

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Speaker 1: go and here you are as a young guy, and

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Speaker 1: you would have known that you're going to settle down

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Speaker 1: and create a family one day's amazing. Thousand dollars it is.

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Speaker 6: It makes me angry, and I only talk about it

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Speaker 6: now because it's kind of therapeutic, because at every time

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Speaker 6: I think about it, I mean, on the on the

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Speaker 6: you've got a good heart, I would have spent it

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Speaker 3: A Russian wife and she was only twenty three thousand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So the point, what sort of stereoid you put

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a bootleg one TIOL and it broke down.

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Speaker 3: Six months later.

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Speaker 6: Ocean full hot up or all of the above make

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Speaker 6: up for miss holidays with what if dot com?

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Speaker 7: What if it's the travel?

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you haven't cheated on an exam, you've

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Speaker 1: thought about it. I mean there's always different ways. I

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Speaker 1: mean I used to write stuff on my ruler, you know,

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Speaker 1: was enough drawing and scratches on the ruler. Anyway, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to create some sort of code.

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Speaker 3: Exams are hard as well because you don't know what's

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Speaker 3: going to be presented. That's the thing. I mean, what

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Speaker 1: My biggest issue was I didn't understand it when I

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Speaker 3: So you would write sheets on your leg yeah, and

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Speaker 1: And have no idea, and just on my leg it

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Speaker 3: Just guess how good was multiple choice?

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Speaker 1: And you didn't know what you were doing? It went

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Speaker 1: just left you with a hope hope. No, you walked

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Speaker 1: out and you didn't really know how you would have

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Speaker 1: gone Instead of leaving a blank page, did.

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Speaker 3: You focus on a certain letter with multiple choice?

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Speaker 4: Always?

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Speaker 3: I thought they'd always try to stitch you up by

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Speaker 3: putting the answer first, really or how good was none

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Speaker 3: of the above?

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Speaker 1: You just go, oh, yeah, wild card, none of the above.

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Speaker 1: Don't try and trick me, his sneaky mongrels.

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Speaker 6: I mean, if you spend as much time studying as

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Speaker 6: you did figuring out how to figure out what they're

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Speaker 6: trying to do to you, then.

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Speaker 1: You'd probably go alright, thirteen twenty four to ten? How

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Speaker 1: did you cheat? We'd love your story. We want to

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Speaker 1: know how clever it got. One guy, my god, I'll

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Speaker 1: give him a pass if there was ever a test

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Speaker 1: on cheating because he has had a bluetooth ear piece

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Speaker 1: surgically implanted into his ear and his phone was then

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Speaker 1: in an internal pocket in his pants on the inner thigh.

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Speaker 1: Get him too the casino straight away, Absolute genius.

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Speaker 4: So hang on, the audio was reading at us?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I assume the phone was just playing over and

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Speaker 1: over information on the test, because.

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Speaker 4: You couldn't say, like, hey, Siri, it's ten times to.

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Speaker 1: That's not me doing an accents, me trying not to talk.

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Speaker 3: Well, that was I told you that one of the

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Speaker 3: greatest scams of all time was you could bet on tennis,

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Speaker 3: and you can bet on every individual point in tennis.

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Speaker 3: So there was a guy and the delay of the

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Speaker 3: a tennis match, when you would broadcast that, there would

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Speaker 3: be around about a three second delay from the live

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Speaker 3: match to the broadcast. All right, people watching it on television.

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Speaker 1: That's clever. You know you had made it a medical exam,

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Speaker 8: Morning?

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Speaker 9: Guys? What I was at Uni, I was doing a

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Speaker 3: Oh that is amazing. Now, now, Michael, do you just

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Speaker 3: for that or do you distribute that to all your mates?

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Speaker 9: Well, when I sort of realized, sort of, you know,

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Speaker 3: Me or whatever.

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Speaker 4: Did you get a feel wrong on purpose?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? It was good.

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Speaker 9: No, not really, because it didn't really help me much anyway,

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Speaker 9: because I kind of answer, well, it was a bit

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Speaker 1: That was the tricky thing, because I wasn't an academic student.

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Speaker 1: If I had done well, you've cheated, mate, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, yeah, a win for you would have been about

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll take that one. Yeah, if I'd got over

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Speaker 4: That's how bad it was, Fred, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Tammy and Penrith, how did you cheat in the test. Tammy, Yes,

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Speaker 10: A computer course and we had to make a ball

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, programming.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I couldn't get it anyway. I could make the

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Speaker 10: I gave that to the person next to me, and

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Speaker 1: And tell me everyone passed.

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Speaker 10: Yet we just had to put a hand up when

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Speaker 3: Celebration at the end of that one, Tammy, allounam, thank

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Speaker 3: you m Danny All in Penrith. How did you cheat

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Speaker 8: So when I was in it was a and we

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Speaker 10: Question on fag them and I had no idea what

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Speaker 11: And I had my sister was in a grade higher

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Speaker 12: The school, so I sent her a track message of

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Speaker 13: Question, and my math teacher was standing behind me, and

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Speaker 7: But I've never.

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Speaker 13: Used it to this day.

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Speaker 1: No, I know. And Daniel, what do you do now?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 3: Did it?

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Speaker 1: Did school and education help you?

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 14: I work for sports and administration, like I did a

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Speaker 1: So it sounds like a bit of a failure.

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Speaker 3: No, but you know what she's there's also an element

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Speaker 3: of using your street smarts to get through to do

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: It is cheating in life, and if you do get

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Speaker 1: But it's clever. How well done for ROS?

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Speaker 3: In fair light? How did you cheat on your test

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Speaker 3: for ROS?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Good morning. I this is many many years ago, about

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Speaker 8: thirty years ago. It was an English assessment exam and

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Speaker 8: to practice at home and work out well going to write?

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Speaker 8: So I wrote this great essay at home. It was

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Speaker 8: I just pretended to write the essay while I was

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Speaker 3: Age, We're proud of you, cheating mongrel, but well done.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's outstanding. World one six pages. So that sounds

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Speaker 3: Know that you've got that in your back popet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just have to go into the exam and

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Speaker 1: look busy.

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Speaker 3: You're just looking around at your mates, just smiling.

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Speaker 1: Here you guys going, Terry's on the Central Coast. What's

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Speaker 1: your story, Terry?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I I never It wasn't really a test. It

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Speaker 12: was a radio station game, okay.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: I stumbled across the website where the guy was getting

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Speaker 3: What was the radio game, Terry? It was fun fact,

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Speaker 3: it was fun fact awesome.

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Speaker 1: So you just found like lazy producing work, Tom. You

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Speaker 3: Would you?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely one quiz He's obviously typed in quiz questions and

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Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, So you know, different questions about all different sorts

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Speaker 3: What, we urge all our listeners to cheat in all

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Speaker 1: We're talking about for it, Last Man's Standing coming.

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Speaker 3: Up for it, and if you prepare to pay a

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Speaker 3: bit extra, we might even give it to it.

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Speaker 1: Give we can make sure you win. Big night for

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Speaker 1: me Saturday night, guys. Well done to everybody involved in

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Speaker 1: the Silver Party raising money for the Sydney Children's Hospital Foundation.

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Speaker 1: They raised two point eight million dollars.

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Speaker 3: That is assive, really well done.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Professor Tracy O'Brien was there, she spoke and the

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Speaker 1: work that they do there for kids with cancer is

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Speaker 3: So where do we start with this mate.

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Speaker 1: Where do you where would you like to start?

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Speaker 3: Mate? Or there was a bit of a thread going

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Speaker 1: Well question.

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Speaker 3: Let me just say, from a man who's never seen

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Speaker 3: The Simpsons before.

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Speaker 1: It look like a weirdo.

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Speaker 14: I'll just go with.

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Speaker 1: The theme of the night was boho. What annoyed me?

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Speaker 1: So what's what was probably other five or six other

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Speaker 3: Same mount So what's an oversized shirt?

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Speaker 1: This is bojo man, it's rugs, it's ottomans, it's five here,

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Speaker 1: it's tense. The paint a picture of what the place

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Speaker 4: Why'd you have pants on underneath? That was my thing.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to wear the pants, but I needed

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Speaker 1: And just swing it?

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Speaker 7: It was the popped collar component they do they always have.

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Speaker 3: A popped collar.

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Speaker 1: Or did you tell you where the main?

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Speaker 3: Tell you what? Was the thing around your neck?

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Speaker 1: What is a scarf called a scarf or a styled mate?

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Speaker 1: Somewhere I backed in the people that.

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Speaker 3: Knew what.

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Speaker 1: Very good. He's blind. Hey, you know what as the

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Speaker 1: MC and fits you're very good as an MC too.

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Speaker 1: And you've got a couple of jokes that you go

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Speaker 1: a lot of it too, And mdg and says you

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Speaker 1: were MC on Saturday Night. It's hard to know one

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Speaker 1: angle to go. But you want a one liner or

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Speaker 1: there's a series side tonight. But at the same time

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Speaker 1: we're having a party and it's hard.

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Speaker 3: When everyone's talking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to do a lot of that.

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Speaker 3: Come on, guys, I need you over here. Come on, guys,

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Speaker 3: Pete ovid and there's any wolf to water. He shut

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Speaker 1: go with option.

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Speaker 3: Apart from the top.

451
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Speaker 1: I wanted to go two options rest thanks mate. In fact,

452
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Speaker 1: when I called it a kaftan, it was called something else.

453
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Speaker 1: Apparently only women wear kaftans.

454
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Speaker 4: I didn't.

455
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Speaker 1: There's another name for the dress that the men wear.

456
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Speaker 1: No move, I don't know.

457
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,679
Speaker 4: No oversize shirt.

458
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:44,680
Speaker 1: Smock, smoke. I'll just go with the moment. Anyway. I

459
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,679
Speaker 1: had one joke and I ran a past Lisa and

460
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Speaker 1: she went, no, you can't go with that at an

461
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,679
Speaker 1: event like this, we'll sit down dinner for three hundred people.

462
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,959
Speaker 1: Can I tell the joke on air?

463
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Speaker 3: Tommy, Well, I don't know what it is, but if

464
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Speaker 3: it is, I can.

465
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Speaker 1: I give you a warning right now? If you're in

466
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Speaker 1: the car, maybe you've got kids in the car, just

467
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Speaker 1: drop the volume down a little bit.

468
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Speaker 3: Why delivered the jar?

469
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Speaker 1: Wait? What do you reckon? Can we go for this?

470
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Speaker 3: Probably go and maybe beat it or something. If there's

471
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Speaker 3: a certain there's.

472
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Speaker 1: Not a swear word in it. It's just a little

473
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Speaker 1: on edge. It's adult content.

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Speaker 7: You might say, is it just because it's a bad

475
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Speaker 7: joke and you don't want?

476
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Speaker 1: No?

477
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Speaker 3: No, no, it's good. That's the next part.

478
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Speaker 1: All right, I'll go with the joke. Hopefully you've had

479
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Speaker 1: a chance to turn your radio down slightly.

480
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Speaker 3: Can we get some quiet, guys?

481
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Speaker 1: All right? QUI guys say, guys, welcome to the Silver Party,

482
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Speaker 1: just to get everybody started. What's the difference between a

483
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Speaker 1: chickpea and a lentil. I've never had a lentil on

484
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Speaker 1: my face.

485
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Speaker 4: You didn't tell that, did you.

486
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Speaker 1: No, I didn't go with that. All right, turn your

487
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Speaker 1: radio back up, No more adult content.

488
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Speaker 4: I don't think kids would have got that. I don't

489
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Speaker 4: think adults would have got that.

490
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Speaker 3: Raising kids guys.

491
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Speaker 1: Anyway, here's what I went for. There's a girl by

492
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Speaker 1: the name of Marie.

493
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Speaker 3: There's no marmalade, there's no man.

494
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Speaker 1: So I said, I got up there and I said,

495
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Speaker 1: look to get the night started. Marie, who was the

496
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Speaker 1: chairman of the of the foundation, has given me an

497
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Speaker 1: envelope which I bought along. Like I made the envelope

498
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Speaker 1: saying how to get the party started. I said, thank

499
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Speaker 1: you Marie for this because she wanted to help out.

500
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Speaker 1: Marie obviously didn't know what was going on. So I'm

501
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Speaker 1: up there and then I opened the envelope and it

502
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Speaker 1: says how to get the party started. Step one, ask

503
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Speaker 1: everybody to stand up, okay Marie. Step two, warm up

504
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Speaker 1: the crowd by counting to three and asking them to

505
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Speaker 1: yell out yeah yeah, Marie. Do you really want me

506
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Speaker 1: to do this?

507
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Speaker 10: Yeah?

508
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Speaker 4: Yeah, crowded.

509
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Speaker 1: Then I went with all right, on the count of three,

510
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Speaker 1: ask all the women in the room to roar like

511
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Speaker 1: a lion.

512
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 3: All right, so two three.

513
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Speaker 1: And people are kind of going, oh, what is this?

514
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: While some women are going ah, and I'm going to

515
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 1: ree this is embarrassing. Hey, guys, don't shoot the message.

516
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 1: This is where I knew i'd taken it too far.

517
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 1: Step four, All men hop on one leg and make

518
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Speaker 1: the sound of a donkey. And that's where I reckon

519
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 1: it kind of tiptoe over the edge there.

520
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Speaker 5: Did anyone do it like one supportive mate in the

521
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 5: crowd when I smell death?

522
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 3: Yeah there was.

523
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Speaker 1: There was one guy up the back, and then everybody

524
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: turned around and looked at him. Unfortunately, That's what I knew.

525
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 1: We should probably get on with the proceedings of the evening,

526
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 1: or I should have gone with the chickpea joke. I

527
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 1: just it's always hard to get that lack of feel,

528
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Speaker 1: Isn't there always dress.

529
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Speaker 3: In the morning, and it's Monday, hot fly somewhere on Monday.

530
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, fun pun Monday, Monday, Monday. We know this time

531
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: every day every week, guys, would make sense you know

532
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 1: how it works.

533
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,640
Speaker 3: We give you the story.

534
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: We need your pun, your movie. Put the story. This morning,

535
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 1: a dead body has been found in a bing, guys,

536
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 1: this is a really emotional story in Hong Kong. Everybody

537
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 1: gathered around because of the dead body. They opened the bend.

538
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 1: They police arrived to remove the body and realized it

539
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: was just a blow up doll.

540
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 3: See that happens quite a bit. Doesn't know about the window,

541
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 3: I think, but I think there was gaffer tape around

542
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 3: the doll's mouth. Yeah, I thought this person has been kidnapped.

543
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: Roll on kidnap You want to go first?

544
00:23:52,040 --> 00:24:00,199
Speaker 3: Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex and the Blow Up Chiggy. Yes,

545
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 3: what was the movie Sex and the City?

546
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, if that's where the bar follow you up, Tony

547
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 5: in this sex sense, Yes, when you know what.

548
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 3: You had to slow it down.

549
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: But you're winning so far. I've got one guys. If

550
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: you can throw a drum roll a huge film, good

551
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: doll hunting, thank you, will and will and do make

552
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: similar sound.

553
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 4: Do you bring up that damon given we still haven't

554
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 4: had him on good of mind.

555
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: It's the Daniel Craig classic James Bondage. I'm not afraid of.

556
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 6: Yes, similar to Bond the porn identity, or go again,

557
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 6: here we go or forest hump, will go again, position impossible,

558
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 6: or go again.

559
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,199
Speaker 7: Good will humping that.

560
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: Is that's disgusting, that's my.

561
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 4: Child.

562
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: Absolutely you you're an app. Absolutely for they're all.

563
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 3: Weekend. It's just your movie catalog. And let's go straight

564
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 3: to Lindsay and Harrington Park. Here's your drum roll, Lindsay,

565
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 3: good morning.

566
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Speaker 12: I reckon This one's a bit of a creepy one.

567
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 8: And you guys have had some pretty good puns this morning.

568
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 3: The sexicist.

569
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Speaker 9: Instead of these I got it.

570
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Speaker 2: Weird.

571
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 9: If it was true, though, wouldn't.

572
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 3: It spinning around? That would imagine great start, Lindsay, Let's

573
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 3: go to bring Woollongong. What's your pun? Brae?

574
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 10: Good morning?

575
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 8: So texture terrestrial sext terrestrial?

576
00:25:54,920 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 3: That it wasn't it isn't the I wasn't the old joke? Yeah,

577
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 3: what's got three balls and comes from out of space?

578
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 8: What?

579
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 11: E t?

580
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 3: The extratistical?

581
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 4: I didn't hear that game.

582
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah we are, No, we're alive. Let's go

583
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 1: to Colby from Jason Colby. Welcome to the.

584
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 15: Show, Honey, who blew up the dollars in.

585
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 4: The kids who shunk the kids see.

586
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 3: Let's go to Philip and Canley Heights. What's your pun Fiel.

587
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 6: Toy story?

588
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, without yeah, without the toy bit in there,

589
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 3: and that's that's an animation that no one needs to see.

590
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: It's all about delivery, isn't Philips here?

591
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 3: There's some really good ones here.

592
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 4: You know what fits because you're not feeling where you

593
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 4: can choose?

594
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to go first one. Lindsey from Harrington

595
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 3: Partner the rat tests. I've had have a rat test

596
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 3: this morning because my voice is a little bit creaky.

597
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: All negative, guys, it's all good, buddy.

598
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 3: Authorities are coming out though and saying to people it

599
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 3: takes a while to work out how to do the

600
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:17,959
Speaker 3: rat first up.

601
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't know.

602
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,719
Speaker 3: It's like it's like an ik. It's putting to an

603
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 3: ike at bedside table, and.

604
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: They're a little bit different. I mean I had one.

605
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: I did one last night and you had to chill

606
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 1: on it. It's got a sponge on the end of it, right,

607
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: and then you clip it in and it squeezes the

608
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: saliva out of it and that's how it then enters

609
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: the reader. I couldn't believe it, New Sponge one. It is.

610
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 3: It is quite exciting though, when you drop your three

611
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 3: drops in the race, miss paper up there. You remember

612
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 3: in high school he're getting a little bit of litmus

613
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 3: paper and testing stuff. It's so exciting. Bug damn, I

614
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 3: didn't back that horse. They've said that they've received reports

615
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 3: of injuries after people or using the kit's liquid test

616
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 3: solution as eye drops, or some people are sticking the

617
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 3: solution up their noses. Wrong. They're not using the swab.

618
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 3: They're using the you know, the little funnel that you have,

619
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 3: it has the solution in it. They're sticking that right

620
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 3: up their nose. Oh my god, and squirting a bit

621
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 3: of solution up there.

622
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 1: Now, how do they think that'll work? How do you

623
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: possibly think you'll get a reader out of that?

624
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 3: The liquid test solution is not supposed to touch your body.

625
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 3: There's also been reports that some children have been injured

626
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 3: after putting test components in their mouths and swallowing the solution.

627
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: By accident, you mean, because they don't understand how to

628
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: do it.

629
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Speaker 3: The test chemicals can be irritating or toxic if you

630
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 3: get your skin, nose, or eyes. If they're swallowed. It

631
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 3: can be quite bad. Don't leave your rat tests around No,

632
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 3: you know what.

633
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: I was thinking the other day because it's plastic, do

634
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: you recycle it?

635
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 14: Now?

636
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: You don't want to do that. Where do you put

637
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: your rats when you're done with them? But then I

638
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: was just thinking of the garbo who's you know, they're

639
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: at the tip. He's picking up the bins and he's

640
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: probably dealing with a couple of double liners and he'd

641
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: be seeing double liners all the time knowing that those

642
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: those are the toxic ones.

643
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Speaker 3: Do you guys? It is pretty for long, like like

644
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 3: just to do the rat test and stuff like that.

645
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 3: Do you go in the mouth? Do you do it

646
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 3: like heaps of times in your mouth first and then up.

647
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 4: Your snoz, aren't they only up the nose now?

648
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 3: No? Ill when you go get PCR tests you do

649
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 3: it in the Yeah, what do you.

650
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: Mean you're going from your mouth to your nose?

651
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

652
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: There was one, mate, But I thought you were saying

653
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: you do it in your mouth first, right, and then

654
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: you stick it up your nose right down the.

655
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 3: Back of my throat, Yeah, both sides. And then I'll

656
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 3: do my schnoves as well, just to make sure everything's

657
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 3: on there.

658
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: Oh, I've never done that one You don't. You don't

659
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: have to do one or the other or one's nasal.

660
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 3: No, well, no, it's all the same.

661
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 11: No, I know.

662
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 5: But the tests don't require No, they don't require but

663
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 5: to go both hold some of the tests and mouth

664
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Speaker 5: some of them are no A three holder.

665
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: Yea god, I've never known.

666
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 3: No, I'm doing yeah, and I'm going another orifice as

667
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 3: well if I need to. How's that?

668
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: How's that for you? J to walk in?

669
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Speaker 16: What are you doing a rat test with a with

670
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 16: a funnel? Very richard gear of you? Gerbil, Oh my god,

671
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 16: you're not going to get a result out of that.

672
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 3: It's not actually, it's not a bad excuse.

673
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Speaker 1: There's a good there's.

674
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Speaker 3: I'm just doing a rat test with an actual after

675
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Speaker 3: the news.

676
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 4: I misread it.

677
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 3: It just won't go into the funnel. I don't know

678
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 3: what's going on scattering the ashes. I mean, obviously there's

679
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 3: someone very important to that person before they pass, and

680
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 3: I think it's a great way to go to be cremated.

681
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 3: And actually your ashes are remembered forever in that area

682
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 3: and every time your family member or a friend walks

683
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 3: past it you remember. I mean, there's a bit of

684
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 3: Dad right there.

685
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: I did it for the first time not long ago

686
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: my beautiful Nan passed away. What was strange that it

687
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: was hard to coordinate all the family together that wanted

688
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: to share in the spreading of the ashes, so only

689
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,239
Speaker 1: parts were done at a certain time. So we had

690
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: the ashes in the urn. No, I didn't do it there. No, No,

691
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: certainly wasn't her request. But it was on a garden.

692
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: But we sort of did half of them and then

693
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: it went home for something else to come and do

694
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: later on.

695
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 4: I didn't you just divvy her up into different containments?

696
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: Well that was kind of the weird part. And I

697
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: didn't like having half of her there and then half

698
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: of her somewhere else. Poor nanny norm Are you.

699
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 4: Sure it's really her in there?

700
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: How dare you?

701
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 5: It's like when we got the dog's ashes and Dad

702
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 5: said to me, I can't believe I paid two hundred

703
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 5: bucks and that could be anything.

704
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 12: Not.

705
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: The point says it's about the memory dog.

706
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 4: Was this that was bally?

707
00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 3: Poor BELLI?

708
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's tough on.

709
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 3: A report by Wall Street Journal has confirmed the long

710
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 3: established urban myth, stating that Custodians at Disney World use

711
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 3: codes to tackle these problems because it happened so much

712
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 3: at the happiest place on Earth. People had such a

713
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 3: good time at Disneyland that they want to have their

714
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 3: ashes scattered somewhere where.

715
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 4: In particular though, like is there a pond or something?

716
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 3: Okay, these are the big ones. Saucer right, Haunted Mansion,

717
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 3: flower Pots, there's the flower Pots ride, Magic Kingdom, Flowerbed,

718
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 3: the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Now with the story

719
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 3: about the Haunted Mansion rides states that people believe that

720
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 3: by scattering the ashes on the ride, they joined the

721
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 3: ghosts and live at the theme park forever.

722
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 4: That's wanted.

723
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 3: In April twenty nineteen, a woman was spotted on the

724
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 3: Pirates of Caribbean ride having a great time, and she

725
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 3: decided to scatter the ashes while she was on the ride.

726
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 3: It was just unfortunate. The person behind copped the mouth.

727
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, sorry about uncle Bill.

728
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 3: They had to shut that ride down for quite a while.

729
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 3: They do have to shut the rides down for quite

730
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 3: a while because it is I mean, is it bad

731
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 3: to have a bit of ashes in your mouth?

732
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 4: It's just dust, isn't it.

733
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 3: Yuck.

734
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 4: You don't want it in your mouth. But if it's everywhere,

735
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 4: it's sort of like a sense.

736
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, I mean, if you're thinking that

737
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: you should be scattered over the place where you had

738
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: the most fun. Yeah, I'm trying to think where that

739
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: is in my life what I really enjoy doing. Probably

740
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: in my bed sleeping.

741
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 3: Well, you know what's the the tower or tear up

742
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 3: on dream worlde or something like that. That could be,

743
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 3: you know, I like into the air and bang you done.

744
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 3: It's dusty here. Thanks and Claire and Barracks giving us

745
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 3: called what happened when your mum tried to scatter your

746
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 3: grandpa's ashes?

747
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 13: Yeah, her and her sister were going across on the ferry,

748
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 13: just waiting for the perfect moment. Then they decided this

749
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 13: is a perfect moment, and then had a big gust

750
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 13: of wind came and blew it back onto the ferry.

751
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 13: Over All the passengers on the ferry.

752
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: Did they complain?

753
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 3: Yes, See, this is the thing you can't The conditions

754
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 3: have to be perfect. We did it with Nan as well.

755
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 3: Hazel was up. She was at the bottom. She used

756
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 3: to live Dad and her used to live at the

757
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,479
Speaker 3: top of a sand dune, which was an amazing rice

758
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 3: to live and so they scattered her ashes up there

759
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 3: and Dad says, that's there's now a huge sort of

760
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 3: plant bush kind of thing that's growing there. And Dad said,

761
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 3: that would have been NaN's ashes that would have started

762
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 3: that bush right there.

763
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: But seeds in it.

764
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 3: But see, this is the thing Dad was famous for

765
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 3: her book. It was really weird because Dad bush, you

766
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 3: thought she was going, well, you had to climb up.

767
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 3: It was after the funeral and we had to climb

768
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,479
Speaker 3: up halfway up a sand exhausted in our good gear,

769
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 3: and I remember Dad was falling over and ashes were

770
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 3: going everywhere.

771
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: See, I have to think about my dad.

772
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 4: What does he love other than me? I don't think much.

773
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: It's gonna be weird spreading his ashes on you, sir,

774
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: and maybe the other half on a cheese platter. Yeah,

775
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: you know, sorry about Sorry about the camembert. It's got

776
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: a bit of John on it.

777
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 3: Ah, what about he's got a water he's got a

778
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 3: water company, and you could sprinkle a little bit into

779
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,919
Speaker 3: each of his water bottles, bottles Emma and bottle Grove.

780
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 3: You saw someone trying to scatter some ashes in Yeah,

781
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 3: a couple.

782
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 11: Actually, when we were on holidays in the US at

783
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 11: the end of twenty eighteen, we were at disney World

784
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 11: and heard the one of the cast members were called

785
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 11: a code gray.

786
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 3: Yep.

787
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 11: Actually someone had been scattering ashes at point along the railroad.

788
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: I mean, Micky Mouse is just getting around with wet

789
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: ones some bits here and there.

790
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 3: See the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, Like, what are

791
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 3: you into pirates?

792
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: I know why that?

793
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 3: Or could it be just the ride that you had

794
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 3: a really great time on? Geez, had a good day

795
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 3: on that ride? How good's the Pirates of the Caribbean ride?

796
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 3: Whenever I die, that are my ashes on that ride?

797
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 4: Amazing?

798
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: Everyone sneaking through the gates with a little tin under

799
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: their arm.

800
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 3: It is illegal now. You're not allowed to do it

801
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 3: at Disneyland. I mean there's probably a wonder Lane would

802
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 3: have let you do it anyway, all right, Okay, so

803
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 3: people are spreading their ashes at Disneyland and it's just

804
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 3: not on anymore. They said you can't do it anymore now,

805
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 3: and can do it on Rod's James and Greenacha, what

806
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 3: happened to your grandmother's grandmother's ashes?

807
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 14: Jim, Well, it was all our schedule that she was

808
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 14: obviously very next to my grandfather in the family grave,

809
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 14: and the big funeral was organized and everything, but she

810
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 14: didn't want to be very next to my granddad. She

811
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:36,439
Speaker 14: wanted to be very next to her dog. Oh granddad, Yeah,

812
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 14: nobody else, who's only only the immediate family. So we

813
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 14: made a sort of a box for ashes. After information

814
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 14: and the funeral was planned, we're in the church in

815
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 14: the in the back of the church, and the priest said,

816
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 14: I'll give you a minute with the ashes whatever. And

817
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 14: as soon as you stepped out of the room, my

818
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 14: mom took the ashes out in the bag, put it

819
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 14: into her handbag, goes the box again. Having me back

820
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 14: to the box, said okay, let's go. So we want

821
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 14: going to the church, the crow of the back to

822
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 14: the graveyard. Everybody, you know, a side, boxing to the ground,

823
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,720
Speaker 14: you nail over everybody's happens, you know, commiserations and everything.

824
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 14: As soon as everybody left, we down the road into

825
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 14: the back of her old house, next to the guest

826
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 14: on the into the garden where the two dogs had

827
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 14: been buried. The whole y ashes the tree over us.

828
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: Story, just to do a quick ashes dump into the handbag.

829
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 14: Right, nobody, nobody was the worrier.

830
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 3: Basically, do you know what if I asked j I

831
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 3: think I think she would rather be buried next to

832
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 3: the dog than me. To be honest, say what about.

833
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 4: Winny or totally he's coming in the box with me.

834
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: We're going to take note of that. We've written that

835
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Speaker 1: down fits.

836
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 13: Two people and only one lady.

837
00:37:55,040 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 4: Sixty seconds on the it's time to play Last.

838
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Speaker 11: Man Standing.

839
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,520
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844
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Speaker 3: and fifty dollars, but it's all yours if you can

845
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Speaker 3: take out Last man Standing.

846
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: I'd call that a tech bundle, mate, Well, a tech

847
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Speaker 1: bum that is a bundle.

848
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 3: Let's bundle it together and can Kate and Rouse Hill

849
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 3: win Hi, Kate, Hey.

850
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 4: They guys, how are you k you need a new phone?

851
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: Ah?

852
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 8: Yes, my my son went swimming in the ocean with

853
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Speaker 8: a phone in his pocket.

854
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Speaker 1: How much fun? What I need?

855
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 3: You? Good luck today, O, Kate, you're up against Meling Marubra.

856
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 3: Now you're driving a work what's the traffic being like

857
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 3: for a Monday Mail?

858
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,760
Speaker 11: Oh Heckpek is normal, but Sydney traffic.

859
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Speaker 5: God love it?

860
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Speaker 3: Okay, Melky we go opo tech bundle. Kate, you're going first.

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Speaker 3: the bundle. Here we go, Kate, your sixty second starts.

864
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Speaker 1: Now.

865
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Speaker 3: What is the t rex's full name?

866
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 10: Coronosaurus Red?

867
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: That is correct. What is the capital of Hawaii? Yes?

868
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 3: What movie took place on the moon of Pandora.

869
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:18,720
Speaker 10: Avatar?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

871
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Speaker 3: Who is Posh Spice's husband?

872
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 10: Kate David Beckon?

873
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Speaker 3: That is correct. What is the tenth letter of the alphabet? Ky, No,

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Speaker 3: it's a J. Let's go to mel. What was else

875
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Speaker 3: A's song called in the first Frozen film Let It Go?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

877
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Speaker 3: In the US, what do they call autumn four? Yes?

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Speaker 3: True or false? Dolphins only shut half their brain off

879
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 3: when sleeping. No, it's true, Kate. How many days are

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Speaker 3: there in a fortnight fourteenth?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Harry Potter has a scar the shape of what on.

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Speaker 11: His forehead lightning bulb?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Jeff Bezos founded which online company, Ah Amazon, Yes,

885
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Speaker 3: who is Chris Hemsworth married to Kate?

886
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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Strong performance from Kate mel thank you

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Speaker 1: for playing. Let's talk about the happiest country in the world.

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00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 1: This is really exciting, guys, because for the past two

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Speaker 1: years we've been in a battle. So to think that

890
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Speaker 1: someone somewhere and a group of people can be having

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Speaker 1: a good time, I'm behind that. I'll celebrate it. You

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Speaker 1: love a good time, I'm wild, mate, absolutely loose, and

893
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Speaker 1: we'll talk about that later on. Really two thirty am,

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Speaker 1: I got home. Wow, big for me.

895
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 3: You got obviously dressed in the draft dark as well.

896
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: Well, what annoyed me was you didn't like my outfit,

897
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: but you wouldn't have liked another ten outfits that were

898
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: there too. You know when you turn out wearing the

899
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: same thing as everybody else, that feeling.

900
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 4: But wasn't it dress up?

901
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: Yeah it was boho? Well boho is not Hm, we'll

902
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,479
Speaker 1: wait wait for that. Let's say anyway, let's talk about

903
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: this one. So what was in the criteria? Right? You

904
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: needed things like life expectancy, gross domestic product, free healthcare,

905
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: the poverty levels. Was also to check out whether you

906
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: help strangers volunteering time, donating money to charity. How many

907
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: people did that within the country and that gave you

908
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: the tally and the list of the happiest country on

909
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: would have to be right up there, wouldn't we What

910
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: do you reckons? Right down the bottom? Who's not happy

911
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: about things?

912
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 5: It's places with political unrest. Isn't it corrupt? So I'm

913
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 5: going to go with Russia and Ukraine.

914
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 3: That's so rude.

915
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 6: Well communism as China when you yeah, but they're not

916
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 6: allowed to say they're unhappy.

917
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 3: If anything had come in one, two and three, I

918
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 3: mean if it was just frown on the face, that

919
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 3: would be different. North Korea would have to be number one.

920
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 3: If you are a happy place.

921
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: I mean they've got to calm down. They celebrate life

922
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: too hard. They're having so much fun. Coming in at

923
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: one hundred and forty six, guys, tough one with the

924
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: list out today. Afghanist not happy, mate, they are not

925
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: happy at all. It's been taken over now, hasn't it.

926
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: Let's move on to the top ten. Come in number

927
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: ten World on New Zealand. I thought they'd be closer

928
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: to the top, right, we love our Kiwi friends. Top

929
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: three We move on to that. Iceland comes in at.

930
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 4: Number three, especial about Iceland.

931
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: It's just a really great spot.

932
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 4: Have you been.

933
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we normally go around this time of the

934
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 1: year as a family, we holiday in Iceland.

935
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 4: Want to make those jokes because we don't know if

936
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 4: you're kidding on the.

937
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,959
Speaker 1: School our school excursion. Who's ever been to thirteen twenty

938
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: four ten? Did you go to Iceland? What did you

939
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: do there?

940
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 3: But see, you know what I understand? Juresque landscape is unbelievable,

941
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 3: but it is freezing all the time. You know that

942
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 3: feeling of like even over the weekend, just putting on

943
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 3: a pair of shorts and a T shirt and some thongs.

944
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 3: Great freedom and walking up and getting a coffee. You

945
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 3: can't do that, okay, all right mate?

946
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 6: And super expensive. And they have, however, got what they

947
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 6: claim to be the world's greatest hot dog.

948
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: Because your wife's been there, hasn't Yeah, she went there

949
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: for work.

950
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 6: And this line it goes around the corner all day,

951
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 6: all night because Bill Clinton once was there, had a

952
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 6: blight of the hot dog and said, well, this is

953
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 6: the best.

954
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 3: Hot dog I ever had, and that is it. Artists,

955
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 3: there was there's a restaurant up in Port Douglas called Nautilus,

956
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 3: which is up in the forest. It's an amazing restaurant,

957
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 3: beautiful menu. But then they've got all these photos up

958
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 3: of Bill Clinton when he was you know, remember when

959
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 3: he finished as president, he just toured around the world

960
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 3: and got pay a lot of money. Apparently he wanted

961
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 3: to go there, but rocked up, looked at the menu

962
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 3: and said, I don't like any of this and made

963
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 3: them cook fried chicken.

964
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what a miserable man.

965
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 3: So he ate fried chicken because that was his favorite.

966
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: From bat there's the recommendation for Iceland a bit of

967
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 1: a kick in the face for the ship. Of course,

968
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: it is kick right between the legs. Let's have a

969
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: crack at number one. Who's the happiest country? Go for it, guys,

970
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: go for a drum roll leto do you know what

971
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: I feel like with socially? She and that they're pretty loose.

972
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: I like Finland or something like that. You've read the

973
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: article at number one. Finland they are so happy they

974
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: haven't frowned in ten years.

975
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 3: No fantastic, Well they same six marriage is one of

976
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 3: the first countries. I think they legalize marijuana. They just

977
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 3: go for us no issue at all.

978
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 4: Over of the world.

979
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 5: They endorse like four day working weeks, they did twelve

980
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 5: months maternity leave and like they're.

981
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: Very progressive coming in a number twelve. Australia gets stuck.

982
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: So New Zealand, I'm angry again. Move us further down,

983
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: at least I'm upset about it.

984
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 3: Has anyone heard of this Bingo loco?

985
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: Bingo Loco?

986
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 3: No, I have not heard about it.

987
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 1: Just fun.

988
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 3: Okay, can you show the guys this is the Facebook page.

989
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 3: We'll put it up on the screen in a minute.

990
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 3: But basically it's out of the Sydney showground. It actually

991
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 3: looks all right. It's a huge game of bingo and

992
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 3: everyone gets on the cans and it's just a rave.

993
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, looks like a huge concept.

994
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 8: It is.

995
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 4: There's lots of people who are performing.

996
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 3: So this is what it says. It's tagline we are

997
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 3: a runaway child of traditional bingo, complete with ray rounds, comedian.

998
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: Mc my gosh, she's holding a giant member, lip.

999
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 3: Sync battles, dance offs, confetti showers, special effects, and insane

1000
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 3: prizes like they've given away trips to Vegas.

1001
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: It's a TV show.

1002
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 3: It looks a bit like it, doesn't It given away cars,

1003
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 3: so everyone goes out there, plays bingo, gets on the

1004
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:31,479
Speaker 3: cans and just race.

1005
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,720
Speaker 1: So it's like a festival.

1006
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 5: It's like a concert, but you have to play bingo

1007
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 5: because then if you if you win bingo, that's where

1008
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 5: you get the big prizes. But if in reverse bingo

1009
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 5: you get terrible prices like reverse bingo.

1010
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 4: I don't quite get that part.

1011
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 5: Shouldn't. My brother's instagram was full of it. He was there,

1012
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 5: but reverse bingo you were winning stuff like.

1013
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 4: He was there with all this mate, It's.

1014
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 5: Like, what is going on with your Instagram? And I

1015
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 5: kept thinking, why is he not answering my calls today?

1016
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 5: But the reverse bingo is like bags of manure? Oh

1017
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 5: that who's going up to collect that?

1018
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: If you've played Bengo Loco or if Hamo is still

1019
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: on his way home, which is sort of regular one,

1020
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,959
Speaker 1: we'd love to get you on board.

1021
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear anyone who's been to Bingo Loco.

1022
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: I mean it looks like and this is my interpretation

1023
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: of just seeing that on the screen, a number will

1024
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: be drawn out, people mark down their number. But then

1025
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: there's a party at thet on that number like, oh,

1026
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 1: number five, mumbo number five comes on and someone comes

1027
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: out and dances.

1028
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 4: Now, Missy Higgins performed like it was proper acts.

1029
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 3: It wasn't just see this is the thing, sir. The

1030
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 3: Veronicas were supposed to performance. They were meant to be,

1031
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 3: So this is where they were meant to be.

1032
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,399
Speaker 1: Bigger loco.

1033
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 3: They'd played the night before in Sydney, and then everyone

1034
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 3: was waiting for the Veronicas to come out, and then

1035
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, this guy come out and said,

1036
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 3: Veronicas are not going to come out now. One of

1037
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 3: the girls has come out and said that one of

1038
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 3: them couldn't walk she got a medical emergen illness and

1039
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 3: she couldn't even walk out under the state geez. But

1040
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 3: everyone was ready to go for the Veronica and unfortunately

1041
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 3: they didn't come out at.

1042
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 1: Number ten, Lisa, traditionally the Bingo's eleven.

1043
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 3: Do you know what if you could combine old people

1044
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 3: with the young crew with bingo loco?

1045
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: I think that needs to be in a nursing home.

1046
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 3: Do you know you have the diet well, Bingo is

1047
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 3: traditionally for older people, but if you could have one

1048
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 3: side of the table also one side of the room

1049
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 3: is just all the oldies that are really into their

1050
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 3: bingo and the other side of just you know, stereosonic

1051
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 3: crew with their tops off and just bum bags.

1052
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: All right, when's the next one on this weekend?

1053
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 4: I think on the go is the group told me

1054
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 4: about it?

1055
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,399
Speaker 7: Is it Camber this week?

1056
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1057
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 6: It's a festival so basically just bounces around Australia. So

1058
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 6: if you haven't if you haven't got there yet, you

1059
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 6: can still make it.

1060
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: You make your captain of fitting Whipper's team bingo, let

1061
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: us know when it's in city next and will take

1062
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: a team. We'll take a table and we'll go and

1063
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: live it.

1064
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 3: He's a bit of an if it's taken off. What

1065
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,280
Speaker 3: about word or loco?

1066
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: Oh? How dare you.

1067
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 7: Deal with this?

1068
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: Double studs at opening?

1069
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 8: Again?

1070
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 2: You do what graduate with hands on your pretty skills

1071
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 2: that employers are desperately looking for.

1072
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: Search Take New South Wales and make to switch today.

1073
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:24,439
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1074
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 3: Oh this way we're going to be giving you the

1075
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 3: chance to win five hundred dollars cash or a mystery prize.

1076
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 3: It's all thanks to Take New South Wales. Thank you

1077
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 3: very much to them. What we're going to do is

1078
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 3: badly describe a job profession, and you must correctly guess

1079
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 3: what the profession is to win the five hundred dollars cash.

1080
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: Very simple.

1081
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 3: You'll then be given the choice to take the money

1082
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 3: or run and run. You can take away that money

1083
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 3: or you can switch that five hundred dollars for a

1084
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 3: mystery pize. The only catch is that you don't know

1085
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 3: what that prize is going to be the mystery part.

1086
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 3: Let's just say, look, we're kicking off today. We're kicking

1087
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 3: it off. Going competition is today. We're always going to

1088
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 3: look after in.

1089
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: That's all right, Maddie and Katomba, welcome to the show,

1090
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: Buddy on the boys.

1091
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 2: How are we?

1092
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: We're pretty good mate? You do what? This is the

1093
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: first time I've played this game, so I'm going to

1094
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: give you some clues. You've got to guess what the

1095
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: job profession is Maddie. Okay, all right, first clue, I

1096
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: work behind very high walls.

1097
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 3: Now, Matte, if you get this incorrect, we go to

1098
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 3: Michelle in Ashfield. So you get one guess here and

1099
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 3: that is your only clue. Matt I work behind very

1100
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 3: high walls. What is that job profession? Have a crack madey.

1101
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: Fast game is a good game, Matt, no idea, Maddie,

1102
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: thank you for playing anybody.

1103
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 3: Let's go to Michelle now in Ashfield, Hi, Michelle, morning. Okay,

1104
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 3: So the first clue, I work behind very high walls.

1105
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 3: Second cl A lot of people see my work every day,

1106
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 3: but I'm never the star of the show.

1107
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 13: Oh gosh, I was thinking of prison god when you

1108
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 13: said high wall.

1109
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 3: A lot of people see my work every day, but

1110
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 3: I'm never the star of the show.

1111
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 1: Michelle. Three two one, Thank you, Michelle, Michelle Jaiden the

1112
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: Central Coast. Here we go. You've got the clues so far.

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Speaker 1: I work behind very high walls. A lot of people

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Speaker 1: see my work every day, but I'm never the star

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Speaker 1: of the show. The third clue, you don't want to

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Speaker 1: have allergies in my job because often my job stinks.

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Speaker 1: What's the job, Jaden?

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Speaker 3: No, go to Nathan in Springfield, Nathan, fourth clue, you

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Speaker 3: good morning. You could easily lose an arm or a

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Speaker 3: leg in my job. They're not the star of the show.

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Speaker 3: There's high walls at their work, and their jobs stinks, Nathan,

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Speaker 3: what's the job? Profession? All right?

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Speaker 1: Here we go, step Can Park's Steph Hi, guys, Steff,

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Speaker 1: you've heard all the clothes. I'm going to give you

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Speaker 1: one more. It's like I'm a babysit of looking after

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Speaker 1: the kids, but these kids have got a lot more feathers,

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Speaker 1: fur and teeth. All right, Steph, here's the exciting part

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Speaker 1: because you've got yourself five hundred dollars cash. But you

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Speaker 1: could switch it out for the mystery prize here in

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Speaker 1: the studio. What do you want to do?

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Speaker 13: I'll take a mystery.

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Speaker 3: I'm unveiling the tafe plate. Now what's underneath it? You

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Speaker 3: have won a Series seven effort watch with Cellulan GPS.

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Speaker 3: It's valued as Steff eight undred bucks.

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Speaker 1: It's worth Steph, congratulations. The Fits In with the Show

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Speaker 1: is an over podcast. For more great comedy shows like this,

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