1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 1: The city and with Kate Podcasts. 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 2: You member the k Richie. Welcome to the podcast. 3 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 3: So I'm just getting ready. 4 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:14,239 Speaker 2: It's just an introduction to the podcast. What are you doing? 5 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 4: They're just getting ready for Stand up Tomedy, which is 6 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 4: Tom's comedy show. 7 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,639 Speaker 5: This was a stitch up that you did to me. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 2: I found out Australian sit. 9 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,479 Speaker 4: You sit on your couch at home, Tom after a 10 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 4: couple of tequilas and just write one liners. 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 2: Well I told you that in. 12 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 3: That as well. 13 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 2: They need that they haven't been fed for days. 14 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 3: And they're drinking the tequila Tommy. 15 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,879 Speaker 4: The fact that you have this pile of gold, You're 16 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 4: sitting on a pile of comedy gold, part of what 17 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 4: and no one has heard any of this raw material 18 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 4: that you've written down. 19 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 2: So these are all yours? Or have you know? These 20 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 2: are them? These are all? 21 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 5: These are all mine? 22 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,279 Speaker 2: All of us one yeah, give us one your man dog? 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 5: Okay? What about an adult movie called Shatter Tooy? So 24 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 5: Disney class, But what is it instead. 25 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 2: Of ra shatter Toy? 26 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 3: That's feels like a snuff film out of Journey. 27 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 6: It's essentially pun day Monday. 28 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 7: I'm not eating that food in inspector. 29 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 3: So you're just the other does scapkar? 30 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:26,279 Speaker 5: So no, no more than what about a psychologist's Christmas Party? 31 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 5: And then we'll get together and it's called the Therapist because. 32 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:38,839 Speaker 3: That's hard. I love stand up. More of the podcast. 33 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast. 34 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,480 Speaker 7: One man Who's got plenty of cash is a man 35 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 7: by the name of Clive Palmer. Now we're not that 36 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 7: far away from an election, and we've been waiting to 37 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 7: see if Clive was going to be back and actually 38 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 7: running again in the election one hundred and twenty million 39 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 7: dollars he paid for the last time and only got one. 40 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 2: Seat, so we had to say goodbye. 41 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 3: To Clave, goodbye, good bye, bye bye. 42 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 2: But he's back. He's back again. 43 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 7: This spend hundreds of millions dollars of dollars and I 44 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 7: you know what, successful in mining, Clive, But stay in 45 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 7: your line mates, stick to mining. 46 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 2: I don't think this is your deal. 47 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 4: I mean we over the time, we have seen the 48 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 4: golf course with the dinosaurs, we have seen the plans 49 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 4: to create Titanic two. 50 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 3: I didn't know this and I found out over the holidays, 51 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 3: Ryan James. 52 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 4: Clive Palmer has the largest car collection on Earth? 53 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 2: No how many? 54 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 3: He's over two hundred. 55 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 4: And eighty cars what and he's looking to buy somewhere 56 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,399 Speaker 4: to put them so it's a public display. He's got 57 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,799 Speaker 4: a car that Hitler went through Germany with. He's got 58 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 4: a rock, He's got a Rolls Royce that Diana had 59 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 4: or the Queen had. He's got about fourteen bugaddies claw. 60 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 4: He has a huge collection of cars. 61 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 7: Well, he's got a huge headache now because he's got 62 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 7: a new party going into the federal election and they 63 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 7: are called the Trumpet of Patriots Party. 64 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 3: Why would you put Trump in there? 65 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 2: And he had a press conference yesterday. 66 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 7: This was the This was the theme song that he 67 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,559 Speaker 7: walked out to for the Trumpet of Patriots. 68 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, why did they go on the lazy bugle? 69 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 7: It is it's hard to say. If you're going to 70 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 7: have a new name, you've got to get it right. 71 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 8: Clive Trumpet, Trumpet of Patriots will put Australians first and 72 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 8: make Australia greater gay gay again. 73 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 2: You know what, I'm throughout the whole thing. 74 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 7: I think they've only just come up with a name, 75 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 7: because he did struggle to pronounce it later as well, when. 76 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 8: Our people get into the voting box, when people decide 77 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 8: who they want to vote for, they want to vote 78 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 8: for the Greens, I can't see that. Do they want 79 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 8: to vote for the Teals? They shouldn't. But do they 80 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 8: want to vote for the Trumpet of Parrottriots? 81 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 3: Of course they. 82 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 7: Do, all right, So kive, what are your major policies. 83 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 8: Our policy is to recognize that there are two genders, 84 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 8: a male and a female. 85 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 7: He's done it again, and we know obviously called the 86 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 7: Trumpet of patriots. So he is a Donald Trump love child. 87 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 7: And of course you're going to target immigration. We have 88 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 7: some beautiful people in this country. We are a multicultural country. 89 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 7: But on foot company I want to say, company. 90 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 3: Country is what you're trying to say. 91 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 7: But the thing is is that he thinks that their immigration, well, 92 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,160 Speaker 7: they've done some well. 93 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 2: The immigration here brings some bad things to Australia. 94 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 3: Have a listen to this. Too. 95 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 2: Much immigration. 96 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 8: Destroys our infrastructure, roads, schools and hospitals. 97 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 3: He's done it again. 98 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 2: Much immigration is destroying the road. 99 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 3: I believe that's why the trains haven't been running. 100 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,479 Speaker 2: So this is the thing. 101 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 7: The weird thing is right, that is that he's not running. 102 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 2: He's too old. He's too old to run. 103 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 3: So who is it who's in charge? 104 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,279 Speaker 7: So they've taken out a full page paper in the 105 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,280 Speaker 7: Daily Telegraph today and there is a woman by the 106 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,559 Speaker 7: name of Suellen Wrights and she and in the paper 107 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 7: it says the trumpet of Patriots and the next Prime 108 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 7: Minister her name is Suellen, writes. And so then Suellen 109 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 7: gets up and doubles down on the gender debate and 110 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 7: this is the major This was her major thing that 111 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 7: she said when she got up. 112 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 6: We need common sense solutions and we need to focus 113 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:42,039 Speaker 6: on what really matters to the Australian people. Men should 114 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 6: not be in women's sports, especially boxing. 115 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 3: I've done it again. You've done it cold, she say, 116 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 3: Trumpet Patriots. 117 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, is it a parody? I don't know. 118 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 3: Clok Green, you're grud on the bugle. I really love it. 119 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,160 Speaker 3: This is the City. 120 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 2: Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast fits. 121 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 4: We were in Adelaide for live golf last week, which 122 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 4: was great, good team trip. Everyone behaved. On the flight 123 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 4: back to Sydney. I was lucky enough to be sitting 124 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 4: next to Thomas Bryan Ivy. 125 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 2: I don't think he had the luck in his core. 126 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,719 Speaker 5: There were a few bumps in the air with a 127 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 5: nervous flyer. That's always And it was delayed too, wasn't 128 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 5: it because of the weather. So that's an hour more 129 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:29,719 Speaker 5: of red wine. 130 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 3: Well. 131 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 4: Tom's care for me is extraordinary, like a brother. He 132 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 4: looks after me. And when the hostess came around and said, 133 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 4: would you go would you like a wine at all? 134 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,479 Speaker 4: I said, yea, I'll have two of those reds. Tommy, 135 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 4: I'll have two whites. And we sat down fits we 136 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,599 Speaker 4: were there as the plane shook, and we were just 137 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 4: we were bonding, man, we were sharing special times. It 138 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,840 Speaker 4: was at that moment Tommy turned to me and said, 139 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,719 Speaker 4: you're up for a funny? 140 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 3: Sorry, man, Friday? 141 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 2: Was it a Friday? 142 00:06:59,400 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 7: It was? 143 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,719 Speaker 3: Actually it was a Friday. 144 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 2: Funny this if you're going where I think you're going. 145 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 3: That that's that's a dog. 146 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 2: But we need legal turn outside the door again. 147 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,440 Speaker 3: He opens his front. Oh, he says, here's a little 148 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 3: something I've been working on. 149 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 2: What is that? 150 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 3: So right now it's time. 151 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:20,360 Speaker 9: For all right, settle down, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to 152 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 9: stand up, Tomedy, welcome, Are you stand up, Tomedy. Wow, 153 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 9: Tommy fends to paint a picture. 154 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 3: We know what. 155 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 4: A Friday and a Saturday night, Tommy will sit on 156 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 4: the couch having a tequila and he's been writing jokes 157 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,040 Speaker 4: to himself. 158 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 7: No, he puts it, He'll put him up on his 159 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,160 Speaker 7: Insta story. 160 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 4: He's got a back catalog of around one hundred and 161 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:51,880 Speaker 4: one liners, which he described to me as knockout jokes. 162 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,240 Speaker 3: Is a stitch up, because welcome to stand up. 163 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 5: Even if you were to get a comedian in here 164 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 5: and ask them to tell jokes, it's never funny. And 165 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 5: to do that to me on a seemingly quiet Thursday, 166 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 5: all right, that's great, Tomedy. 167 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 4: Alright, open your notes. What do you got on your phone? 168 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 4: You've written a couple of times, so I'm not it's 169 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 4: not mate. Welcome to the show. 170 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 3: Some of them. Yes, we're doing without the wine. I know, 171 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 3: tom at. 172 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 7: Fifty two in the morning, some bloke just hanging onto 173 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 7: his seat next to you, going, what have. 174 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,160 Speaker 3: You got time? The crowd's waiting. 175 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 5: You know, when you go to the opera house to 176 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 5: watch the ballet, Well, I think the parking area there 177 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,679 Speaker 5: should be called ballet parking. 178 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 3: It's not that that's great, Tomedy. 179 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:55,480 Speaker 4: Okay, the crowd want if you've opened with travel or 180 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,160 Speaker 4: ballet parking, that's really good. 181 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,319 Speaker 2: So that's really I went to the physio the the day. 182 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 2: Have you met my visio? He's so manipulative. 183 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,959 Speaker 3: Because they ash ashes laughing. 184 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:11,320 Speaker 2: Put your mic on if you are laughing, hope enjoying it. 185 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 2: She's got a funny story in the news. 186 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 3: No, this is just loving stand up Tomedy. What else 187 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,120 Speaker 3: have you got? I don't come on? 188 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 5: No, And these are more interesting concepts. 189 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,199 Speaker 2: Could you put these into memes? 190 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:28,480 Speaker 3: You could? 191 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:33,680 Speaker 5: They're more concepts when you see someone and when they're 192 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:36,360 Speaker 5: going out for a cig or a vape, instead of 193 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,280 Speaker 5: saying they're having a smoker, you go, look, he's on 194 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,480 Speaker 5: a lung lunch. 195 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,840 Speaker 3: That's good lung lunch. 196 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,880 Speaker 2: Still run these. 197 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 5: And you wait for reactions, and none of them have worked. 198 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:57,320 Speaker 5: This one is more for the kids. You know grew 199 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:04,440 Speaker 5: from the speakable? Why is grew so special? Why because 200 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:14,120 Speaker 5: he's one in a minion? Ash didn't know that. 201 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 3: Doesn't want to go. 202 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,760 Speaker 2: Guys love being called. 203 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:24,360 Speaker 4: It's up there with up there with bubbly ash to 204 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 4: get out of. 205 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, then these aren't like I haven't even these aren't 206 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 5: even in. 207 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 3: Order good or bad. You said they were all good. 208 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:39,319 Speaker 3: Stand up to. 209 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 5: Hey there, Remember did you see that documentary about the 210 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 5: black Hole? Yeah? I actually gave it four stars because 211 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 5: because black holes take stars. 212 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 2: Have to explain it. 213 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:05,600 Speaker 3: I love somebody put this time next week. That's a 214 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:09,480 Speaker 3: lot of pressure to another vibes. I sit on the couch. 215 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:13,560 Speaker 7: Unfortunately there won't be anyone watching. 216 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 1: And with a with Kate Whitchie podcast. 217 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:17,880 Speaker 2: How Good is Love? 218 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,600 Speaker 7: It's that spark, it's the look in the eyes, the 219 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 7: look of love that leads to marriage. 220 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 2: But marriages don't always work out. 221 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:29,480 Speaker 3: That's over, is it? 222 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,080 Speaker 7: Thank you Roy Orbison for that. Did Roy Orbison was he? 223 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,680 Speaker 7: Did he go through divorce? 224 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 2: Tom? Can you find out? I know you're a big 225 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,559 Speaker 2: Roy Orbison fan, the big Oh. 226 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 227 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 5: He was meant to take over from Elvis as the 228 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,040 Speaker 5: next big thing but didn't quite reach. 229 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 4: The did and he had the issues with his eyes 230 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,840 Speaker 4: in hospital, got out of bed to help somebody else 231 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:50,440 Speaker 4: and then died. 232 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:51,679 Speaker 2: And you know what, I know. 233 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 7: There's complication in marriages. There's a lot of complications, but 234 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 7: you know what, sometimes it can be minor things in 235 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,480 Speaker 7: a relationship with people just can't. 236 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,880 Speaker 2: Deal with it anymore. And I understand this thirteen twenty 237 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,280 Speaker 2: four to ten. 238 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,840 Speaker 7: If her marriage, what was the minor thing that they 239 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 7: got a divorce over? Because a group of seasoned family 240 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:17,080 Speaker 7: lawyers have written down the reasons that spark divorced with 241 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:20,600 Speaker 7: some of their clients. Adelaide's Bev Clark is a family lawyer. 242 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 7: She's worked with thousands of clients in more than thirty 243 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 7: five years as a family lawyer. She's seen it all 244 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,679 Speaker 7: with cheating spouse, as a husband sleeping with his sister 245 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,920 Speaker 7: in law, and a wife looking up with her personal 246 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 7: trainer par for the course. But she said, the worst 247 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,320 Speaker 7: one that I had was when I was at a 248 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,560 Speaker 7: conference in Sydney. 249 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 2: There was a matter of. 250 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:44,040 Speaker 7: Theirs where the wife kept finding the jam jar in 251 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 7: the family room. One day, she came home early and 252 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,400 Speaker 7: discovered her husband had been plastering his bare bottom with 253 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,040 Speaker 7: jam from the same jar that she had been putting 254 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 7: back in the fridge for the kids to use. When questioned, 255 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,360 Speaker 7: he told her that he liked the He like the 256 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 7: feeling of the little legs of the flies that the 257 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,559 Speaker 7: jam attracted. 258 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,760 Speaker 4: Hang on a minute, are you telling me this weirdo 259 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:12,960 Speaker 4: is putting jam on his bum and then flies come 260 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,640 Speaker 4: to his bump. 261 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,080 Speaker 3: Yes, I mean, I us spelt it out clearly. 262 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,720 Speaker 2: That's that's what it says. 263 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,880 Speaker 3: That is sick. 264 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,280 Speaker 7: Thirteen twenty fourteen, The basic reason why someone got a divorce, 265 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:29,760 Speaker 7: A UK based divorce lawyer said, there's there's some shockers here. 266 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 7: Take for example, the husband who presented his divorce petition 267 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,800 Speaker 7: based on her unreasonable behavior. One of the husband's complaints 268 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 7: was that after every meal, the wife would break wind 269 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,959 Speaker 7: loudly and then laugh. Clearly this has been a source 270 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,199 Speaker 7: of distress to the husband for many years. 271 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,680 Speaker 2: I mean, that's understanding. 272 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,560 Speaker 4: Put those two together and just fart in the jar. 273 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 4: There's so many options. 274 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 3: You can't do that. 275 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,120 Speaker 4: I mean, if I was to pick a fart with Lisa, 276 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,080 Speaker 4: I don't know how many times I've told her to 277 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:58,680 Speaker 4: turn light. 278 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:01,040 Speaker 3: Switches off cost of through the roof. 279 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,120 Speaker 4: You don't leave the light, don't even leave the blender 280 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 4: on if you've made a smoothie, because the light's flashing, 281 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,199 Speaker 4: so turn it off at the switch. 282 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 7: It's all the it's an accumulation, it is of all 283 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,840 Speaker 7: these little things that and I know it's not one 284 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 7: little thing because. 285 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 4: Lisa will say to me, I know where I know 286 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:21,880 Speaker 4: exactly where you've been in the house because you leave 287 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,640 Speaker 4: every cupboard open. You can't shut a drawer and you 288 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 4: can't shut a cupboard. Divorce, I know where you and 289 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:32,200 Speaker 4: that's why I've got those lawyers everywhere. So anyway, I'm 290 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,320 Speaker 4: staying at the Meryton tonight. 291 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 2: Haven't you got a divorce lawyer that you went to 292 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 2: school with him? It's the busiest she's ever. 293 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,040 Speaker 3: Been in her life. Yeah, never been busier. Do you 294 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,360 Speaker 3: know what I didn't realize she's on. 295 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,960 Speaker 2: The line now. 296 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 4: Do you know what happened to a friend of mine 297 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,640 Speaker 4: got divorced the other day and went to see the 298 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 4: divorce lawyer and she said, okay, the first thing you 299 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,600 Speaker 4: do is this, grab a jam jar, grab a jamser. 300 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,920 Speaker 3: Now there's these things called fruit fly. She said. 301 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 4: What you need to do is stop drinking and don't 302 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,480 Speaker 4: do any other party stuff, because it's very common for 303 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 4: somebody another party you're at the other side of the 304 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 4: fence to say, well, I want a drug sample from 305 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,840 Speaker 4: you so, And the way they'll do that is to 306 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,800 Speaker 4: take a hair and you can do a sample somewhats 307 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 4: to see what's in someone's system from the follicle of. 308 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,920 Speaker 2: The hair tough, and you're required to hand that over. Oh, 309 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 2: that'd be tough. 310 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,200 Speaker 4: I'm trying to try to work out if you've got 311 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 4: an implant, if you've had an implant, if there's a 312 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 4: follicle on the end of it, or it's just sewn 313 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,240 Speaker 4: into your head. 314 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,640 Speaker 9: This is the fits in Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast. 315 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 7: Do you feel like that you are unsubscribing more than 316 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,480 Speaker 7: ever at the moment? 317 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 4: I think you need to, like, you need to budget 318 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 4: time in your week to sit down and go, Okay, 319 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,720 Speaker 4: I'm going to do half an hour of unsubscribing. 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It's a panic room. 361 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:38,679 Speaker 3: I do that and I get out. 362 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,240 Speaker 2: The next day I get another email from cotton On. 363 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,960 Speaker 7: Hello, this is an automated email to thank you for 364 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,960 Speaker 7: your patience and understanding while awaiting a response to your 365 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:53,920 Speaker 7: request seven five two three two one five. We've had 366 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 7: a larger than expected influx of customer requests and we 367 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,919 Speaker 7: have not been able to get back to you as 368 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 7: quickly as we would like. 369 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,680 Speaker 4: Guys, I just want you to subscribe me. Keep it simple, guys, 370 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 4: don't overthink this. Just write it off the unsubscribed. Do 371 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,480 Speaker 4: you know what's even worse, and I've been doing a 372 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,800 Speaker 4: lot of unsubscribing, is when you go unsubscribe and then 373 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,119 Speaker 4: it'll say, can you tell me the reason why you unsubscribed, 374 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,520 Speaker 4: So then it'll ask you to do that, and then 375 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,560 Speaker 4: once you've done that and you hit unsubscribed for the 376 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:26,359 Speaker 4: last time, it'll pop up items that are on sale 377 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,400 Speaker 4: now but eighty percent off. 378 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,400 Speaker 3: This guys, I just left you. I don't hate you, 379 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 3: I just left you. You know. 380 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 4: It's even worse is when you've got an account with 381 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,480 Speaker 4: someone like I don't know how many times I've tried 382 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 4: to cancel an account which I opened I don't know 383 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,119 Speaker 4: fifteen years ago with Dropbox, and last. 384 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,800 Speaker 3: Week I went through the ring of a game and 385 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,040 Speaker 3: without a word of a lie. 386 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 4: I woke up this morning and I had a notification 387 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,040 Speaker 4: from Amex saying another eighteen dollars had been paid because 388 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,640 Speaker 4: of my account with Dropbox. 389 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 3: I'm like, oh man, you're killing me Dropbox. 390 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,199 Speaker 7: What I also find fun how small the link is 391 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 7: to unsubscribe, but when you do unsubscribe, there's a massive 392 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,959 Speaker 7: link that says, if you want to opt back in, 393 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 7: you can Rochelle and Green Valley, what's your inbox? 394 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,160 Speaker 2: Like, Rochelle, Oh. 395 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,439 Speaker 10: My god, guys, I had like about four thousand emails 396 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:21,199 Speaker 10: of junk I hit the block or I hit this 397 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:26,119 Speaker 10: is junk mail, but going into my normal inbox and 398 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,480 Speaker 10: it doesn't block them at all, and so annoying. 399 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,040 Speaker 3: God. 400 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,040 Speaker 4: There was one and they used to advertise here at 401 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:37,080 Speaker 4: Nova and it was impossible to cancel, to the point 402 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 4: I had to go to Tommy to go to the 403 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:42,320 Speaker 4: sales team. The sales team to contact the business who 404 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,919 Speaker 4: then put me onto the head office in London to 405 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:48,360 Speaker 4: try and stop the payments coming out of my account. 406 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,480 Speaker 7: The other conversation is junk mail, Tommy, because I feel 407 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,320 Speaker 7: like trash my gosh, and you know the worst thing 408 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,120 Speaker 7: the things that you're missing in junk mail that's going 409 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,879 Speaker 7: to junk mail now that you don't know. 410 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, all your emails got straight to my junk. 411 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,280 Speaker 7: I missed out on you, am I tink it's the 412 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,520 Speaker 7: other day because pre sale went through to just Dams. 413 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,680 Speaker 3: Saw it this morning, hopeless. 414 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:16,680 Speaker 1: This is the City and with Kate Richie podcast your. 415 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,840 Speaker 2: Cricket holbo face that he just smashed us six through 416 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,080 Speaker 2: Webber's face. 417 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,560 Speaker 4: This is exciting because backyard Cricket it's more than just 418 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,920 Speaker 4: a pack of celebrity idiots running around Ryan James with 419 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:30,800 Speaker 4: a bat and the ball. 420 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,320 Speaker 3: We're actually raising money. 421 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,960 Speaker 4: We're raising money for some good teams and one of 422 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 4: them is but Tier, a charity and NOV supports and 423 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:40,240 Speaker 4: always gets behind heading up a Tier is Katie. 424 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, Katie, Oh, thanks for having me. 425 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 11: Very excited to be. 426 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,600 Speaker 4: Here for everyone listening and hearing about PATIA for the 427 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 4: first time. Can you tell us about the great work 428 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 4: that it does. 429 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,159 Speaker 12: Yeah, looks we exist threach young people early, empowering them 430 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,440 Speaker 12: to talk openly about their mental health and take charge 431 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,959 Speaker 12: of their well being. So we're all about open and 432 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 12: honest conversations about ment health. So you're people can feel 433 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,200 Speaker 12: safe about we're seeking help without fear of judgment. It's 434 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,400 Speaker 12: really important just to reduce that stigma and get young 435 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,680 Speaker 12: people reaching out for help early. 436 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,439 Speaker 7: Absolutely, we might need some volunteers for Patier after some 437 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 7: of the efforts we've seen in the backyard creat game 438 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,439 Speaker 7: over the years, Katie, they might have to come and 439 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:16,879 Speaker 7: see you. 440 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,199 Speaker 11: I'm really glad that I don't have to pick up 441 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,359 Speaker 11: a bat. My dad would be appalled if the great 442 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,200 Speaker 11: thing at Kiribery House is anything can happen. 443 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,000 Speaker 3: You're obviously coming along on the day, I hope. 444 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:27,440 Speaker 11: Yeah. 445 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,199 Speaker 12: Absolutely, I'll be watching and clapping for all of you 446 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 12: and sitting back and drinking a nice cold beverage, but 447 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,119 Speaker 12: not picking up that that maybe. 448 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,960 Speaker 4: For a bit about it practice, because I know that 449 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,760 Speaker 4: he thinks it's funny. He's organized a giant cardboard cut 450 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,920 Speaker 4: out of my head and anybody that can hit the 451 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,399 Speaker 4: head wins money for the charity. 452 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 11: So oh wait, I'm in, I'm in wait. 453 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,560 Speaker 3: We'll see you on Tuesday. 454 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:51,920 Speaker 11: Thanks. I'll be looking forward to hitting that head. 455 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,879 Speaker 3: Thanks Katie. 456 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 2: Hang on, We've got another participant here that wants to 457 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,160 Speaker 2: get involved and I love this. 458 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 7: Because I think this might be her first ever backyard 459 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:08,200 Speaker 7: cricket game. The host of Today, the Magnificent Sarah Arby work. 460 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,920 Speaker 3: You're welcome, Sarah. 461 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,359 Speaker 2: Oh, hello you. 462 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,439 Speaker 11: How are you both doing? It's so nice to speak 463 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:14,840 Speaker 11: with you a. 464 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,600 Speaker 4: Long last Yes I know Fitzi Whipper and the Prime 465 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:22,600 Speaker 4: Minister calling to demand your presence at Kiribilly House next Tuesday. 466 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,360 Speaker 11: What you have signed up for? Because I am absolutely 467 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,199 Speaker 11: hopeless at cricket. I don't know what do I do 468 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,359 Speaker 11: you hold that? Or something like how does it work? 469 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,000 Speaker 2: Sir? Have you been to Kiribilly House before? Have you 470 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:36,600 Speaker 2: ever been there? 471 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,200 Speaker 11: I haven't. I mean I contemplated like trick or treating 472 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,960 Speaker 11: and being rejected at the door, but no, this is 473 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,520 Speaker 11: my first opportunity to see how the Prime Minister live. 474 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,720 Speaker 7: Now, we do need to check in with your Sair 475 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:51,040 Speaker 7: because a couple of years ago, your co host was 476 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 7: invited to play and we received a text message ten 477 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,760 Speaker 7: minutes before the start of play saying, I am so 478 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:03,000 Speaker 7: sorry guys, but I gotten about your backyard creaking game hopeless. 479 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,440 Speaker 7: Now have you deal that with that before? With Carl 480 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,480 Speaker 7: Steven ivingk has that happened with you before? 481 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,800 Speaker 11: It kind of happens almost on a regular and when 482 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 11: it comes to Friday, actually you wake up to the 483 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 11: odd message that's being centered about, you know, three in 484 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,280 Speaker 11: the morning, going oh, sorry, guys, I just don't really. 485 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:26,720 Speaker 4: Speaking home as he's getting home. Do you know who 486 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,679 Speaker 4: is the most reliable out of your stable? The wonderful 487 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,000 Speaker 4: Richard Wilkins is always there And Dickie always brings a 488 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 4: couple of ideas too, sir. So he's been trying to 489 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,600 Speaker 4: talk the Prime Minister into getting a lap pool put 490 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:44,240 Speaker 4: across the edge of Kiribilly House, just if the harbor wash. 491 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,600 Speaker 3: So that'll be another topic of conversation. 492 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,800 Speaker 11: I think he would know he's got a couple of 493 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,480 Speaker 11: pool of himself. 494 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 3: Well, he does to talk about that. 495 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,919 Speaker 2: Well, do you know what, I would love to have 496 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,679 Speaker 2: you on my team. I'm going to pitch for you. 497 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,760 Speaker 7: And even though You've been completely honest and said that, 498 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,640 Speaker 7: you know, you haven't played much cricket before. 499 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 2: Would you like to come. 500 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,080 Speaker 11: Onto my tam you see, that would be an apple 501 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,560 Speaker 11: point honor you as good as cricket as you are? 502 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:09,760 Speaker 11: Tell me? 503 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, not too bad? Yeah, yeah, I can roll the 504 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:12,800 Speaker 2: m O. 505 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,159 Speaker 7: I've got a bit of arthritis in the right shoulder 506 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,879 Speaker 7: at the moment. Apart from that, I'm all right. We 507 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,840 Speaker 7: will see you next Tuesday. We can't wait. 508 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,280 Speaker 11: See, I cannot weigh you guys looking forward to it. 509 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,199 Speaker 11: I'll see that. Bye bye. 510 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 1: This is the Fitting in with Her with Kate Richie podcast. 511 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,960 Speaker 4: Here's an interesting way to find love, Ryan James. You 512 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,960 Speaker 4: know it's a popular topic on this show. And you 513 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,919 Speaker 4: know what TikTok social media. Mate, if you're young and 514 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,800 Speaker 4: you're out and the bout, you do crazy stuff, you 515 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 4: know what I mean? 516 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,840 Speaker 3: Oh, this is going to get so many likes. 517 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,520 Speaker 2: Dance, yeah, the old dances. It's an easy one for it. 518 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,840 Speaker 7: I mean, musical artists now are getting a bit sick 519 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,879 Speaker 7: of it as well, because record companies are getting them 520 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,400 Speaker 7: to do TikTok videos. 521 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,600 Speaker 4: And would the Apple song by Charlie XCX have been 522 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,880 Speaker 4: as popular. 523 00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,440 Speaker 3: Without the apple dance. 524 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:04,600 Speaker 4: Now, So did the record label say, hey, can we 525 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,919 Speaker 4: get someone to choreograph something that will take off on 526 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 4: social media? 527 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,560 Speaker 3: Or did someone naturally. 528 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 4: Go, oh, an app, I could make an apple shape 529 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,720 Speaker 4: with my hand and do a dance. 530 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,240 Speaker 2: You know, Noah can't with stick season. 531 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,920 Speaker 7: Yeah, he put up He wrote the first verse and 532 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,359 Speaker 7: that was it, and then put it up. 533 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,760 Speaker 2: I think he put it up on TikTok and. 534 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 7: He went to bed that night and woke up the 535 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 7: next day and it exploded and everyone was like, give 536 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,159 Speaker 7: us the rest of the song, and he goes, I 537 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,399 Speaker 7: don't ever, I don't have it. 538 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,359 Speaker 2: So then he had to go away and write the rest. 539 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,719 Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're the guy. We spoke to him 540 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,399 Speaker 4: a while ago, Tommy. He had a song that took off. 541 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 4: It was a really short song. 542 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,919 Speaker 3: O us guy. Yeah. 543 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,200 Speaker 2: We loved that song. 544 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, and he had. 545 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,080 Speaker 3: Funny with this. Yeah. 546 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:46,000 Speaker 2: I loved it so much. 547 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,879 Speaker 3: You remember that song? Yeah, it was. It was huge 548 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 3: for a while. Come on, ladies, come on, lady, one pound. 549 00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:03,320 Speaker 13: Fish, no little boothan oh no, but yeah, Paul someone 550 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:10,720 Speaker 13: was it Paul Simon, Paul Russell, Right, Yeah. 551 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:14,240 Speaker 4: So he wrote like fifteen seconds of this song as 552 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 4: just nothing. 553 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:16,960 Speaker 3: And then you're right. 554 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,679 Speaker 4: He went to bed fits and it blew up and 555 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,480 Speaker 4: everyone said, what is this song? Oh jeez, I better 556 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,960 Speaker 4: do another minute and a half. Put another forty five 557 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,400 Speaker 4: seconds of that and it took off. So this guy 558 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,160 Speaker 4: has come out and said, you know what, I want 559 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 4: to marry a complete stranger. That's what I'm going to do. 560 00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:33,679 Speaker 4: That's how I'm going to get people to look at 561 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,480 Speaker 4: my TikTok. I'm going to marry a complete stranger. To 562 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,120 Speaker 4: throw it out there. 563 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,359 Speaker 3: Is there anybody that wants to marry me that. 564 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,040 Speaker 2: Have be a good idea for a TV show? 565 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,160 Speaker 3: Hmm, oh no, they do that. 566 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 4: That's that's that's already been done married at first TikTok. 567 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,480 Speaker 3: He's the new version of the show. 568 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,919 Speaker 7: So can you give us an example of what this 569 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Speaker 7: TikTok sounds like? 570 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you want to hear it? Got it there, Jazz. 571 00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,960 Speaker 11: Danielle Matt online. But not through your conventional ten there 572 00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,479 Speaker 11: and bumble. 573 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,680 Speaker 2: We actually through TikTok. 574 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,439 Speaker 11: I posted a video saying I wanted to marry a 575 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,639 Speaker 11: complete stranger. I want to marry someone from TikTok. 576 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 4: No. 577 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,639 Speaker 11: Really a bunch of people responded, and Daniell just happened 578 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,840 Speaker 11: to be one of them. 579 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:15,000 Speaker 4: So we me one, me one, and now they're legally married. 580 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,600 Speaker 4: Isn't it a good dating way? Tricker point, Hang on 581 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,119 Speaker 4: a minute, if you put yourself out there, right, So 582 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,520 Speaker 4: if I pick up my phone and go, hey, I 583 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,440 Speaker 4: want TikTok and I want to marry a stranger, send 584 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,000 Speaker 4: through DM me if you want to marry me, it's. 585 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,320 Speaker 3: Not bad to go. And he's not a bad looking guy, 586 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:37,160 Speaker 3: and it's bloke. He would just sit back and go Danny, Danny, yell. 587 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,880 Speaker 7: But see the thing he's mate. That guy's probably got 588 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:44,520 Speaker 7: hundreds of thousands of followers. Kevin who lives at Marylands 589 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:49,280 Speaker 7: can't just put up on tiktop Good I guys, Kitty 590 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,000 Speaker 7: looking for a wife. 591 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,320 Speaker 2: I love TikTok, give us cool. 592 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,440 Speaker 3: Hey, guys, I'm a plumber. 593 00:27:54,560 --> 00:28:01,960 Speaker 2: I home around, I love wood Stop this and Skyline on. 594 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,080 Speaker 3: The weekend, and I love the Panthers. So if you 595 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,080 Speaker 3: want to marry on the spot, listen. 596 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,360 Speaker 7: He's not getting a lot of DMS points not it's 597 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,399 Speaker 7: not as e because do you know what that sounds like? 598 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:18,000 Speaker 4: Traffic doty and that never works. No, it does work. Tommy, 599 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,320 Speaker 4: we should do it again very So. 600 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,800 Speaker 1: This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast. 601 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,880 Speaker 7: Let's go back to nineteen fifty four, can we, because 602 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:30,080 Speaker 7: there's been an outdated list of qualifications for female flight 603 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,720 Speaker 7: attendance that has been released. I mean it's pretty full on. 604 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,919 Speaker 7: I didn't know this though. At the moment though, I 605 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,360 Speaker 7: think Condus. I don't know if this is still true, 606 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:43,240 Speaker 7: but Connus require cabin crew members to be at least 607 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,920 Speaker 7: eighteen years of age and between one hundred and sixty 608 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 7: three and one hundred and eighty three centimeters tall. 609 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,920 Speaker 2: That's too reach. 610 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,680 Speaker 7: They have to reach two point eight meters to access 611 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,640 Speaker 7: safety related equipment on the plane. 612 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be right. 613 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,280 Speaker 7: So there's a heart requirement. 614 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,000 Speaker 3: That's fair enough. 615 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,280 Speaker 2: I feel for those people being too tall, you know 616 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:03,640 Speaker 2: what I mean? 617 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 3: Just you do see you're getting on there emergency road. 618 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,920 Speaker 3: Please have got long leaves. 619 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,400 Speaker 7: Yeah, but what if you're small and you've always wanted 620 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,800 Speaker 7: to be a flight It's not. 621 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,239 Speaker 3: Going to work, mate, Oh god, it's just not going 622 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 3: to work. 623 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 5: You can if you want to work on Quantus link 624 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 5: oh Connis link. Yeah, you only have to be five 625 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:21,640 Speaker 5: to two. 626 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:22,640 Speaker 3: Oh, if you want to do the. 627 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 2: Regional connislink would be better. 628 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 3: Or now, what do you want a smaller plane? 629 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,480 Speaker 2: You're in a smaller plane. 630 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 3: You don't need the height. 631 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,360 Speaker 7: No, not as many people. I mean they're quick trips. 632 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,520 Speaker 7: You don't have to go too far. 633 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,480 Speaker 4: I always wanted to be a basketballer, but I never 634 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,720 Speaker 4: will be because I'm assured us. 635 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,320 Speaker 3: So it's just life, mate. 636 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:37,760 Speaker 2: Okay. 637 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 7: So this is Chicago and Southern Airlines back in nineteen 638 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,160 Speaker 7: fifty four and the job ad read number one. You 639 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:49,400 Speaker 7: have to be single, not engaged. What number two between 640 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,600 Speaker 7: the ages of twenty two and twenty eight. You have 641 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 7: to be between five foot two and five foot five, 642 00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,200 Speaker 7: between one hundred and one hundred and twenty pounds. You've 643 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,440 Speaker 7: got to have good eyesight, no glasses that would help. 644 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,240 Speaker 2: Good teeth, you have to have good teeth. 645 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:07,720 Speaker 3: Okay. 646 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,880 Speaker 7: Number seven is you must have a good figure. Number 647 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:16,160 Speaker 7: eight is you have to have slender legs. You have 648 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,320 Speaker 7: to have a natural color to your hair. 649 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,320 Speaker 3: What are they expecting is going to happen on board? 650 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,960 Speaker 7: And at number ten, at least four years of college 651 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,800 Speaker 7: or two years of college and two years business experience. 652 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was anybody working on these planes 653 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,280 Speaker 4: where it was impossible to find the people. 654 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 3: Do you know what there used to be? 655 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 4: And I won't mention the airline, but there was a 656 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:38,160 Speaker 4: rumor that was getting around that they would hire air hostesses. 657 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,360 Speaker 4: And I say that because they were women. And the 658 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 4: rule around the women were when you issued your uniform 659 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,680 Speaker 4: or your outfit on behalf of the airline, that if 660 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,120 Speaker 4: you put on weight and you couldn't fit into that 661 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,440 Speaker 4: uniform anymore, you. 662 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,720 Speaker 3: Lost your job. Give me it bright and that was it. 663 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 4: So they wanted the right shape and the right figure 664 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,960 Speaker 4: for the girls on you. 665 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,720 Speaker 7: You You've got to know a lot of flight attendants 666 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,080 Speaker 7: over the. 667 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,280 Speaker 3: Years and intimately like you are tasting but with your. 668 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,840 Speaker 2: Fear of flying whips. 669 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,440 Speaker 7: Big thing is when he gets on a plane, he 670 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,840 Speaker 7: will pull a flight attendant aside and he will say, look, 671 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,280 Speaker 7: I just need I need to know Howard's looking out. 672 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 2: There, what's the weather? 673 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,880 Speaker 3: I do a lot of the up there. 674 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 2: Have you got an apprentice pilot? Please tell me, please, 675 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,120 Speaker 2: because I need to know this stuff. 676 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,440 Speaker 3: Lisa told me off the other day. 677 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,600 Speaker 4: We got off in Melbourne and I'd been talking to 678 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,760 Speaker 4: the flight attendant and she was lovely and I'd had 679 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,360 Speaker 4: a glass of red on board, and she said, hey, 680 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,800 Speaker 4: when you get to the other end, I've got a 681 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,320 Speaker 4: bottle for you. 682 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,520 Speaker 3: That's fantastic, that's not anyway. So we walked off the plane. 683 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,880 Speaker 4: She gave me the bottle of wine, and then I 684 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 4: leant over and gave her a kiss on the cheek 685 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,400 Speaker 4: and said, thanks so much. Whow Lisa said, can you 686 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,360 Speaker 4: not kiss a host as we get off the plane? 687 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,239 Speaker 3: I said, honey, I want to kiss the captain if 688 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,920 Speaker 3: he was there. That was a great flight. 689 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,080 Speaker 7: Was she between one hundred and sixty three one hundred 690 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,320 Speaker 7: and eighty three centimeters toll? 691 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,160 Speaker 9: That was the problems in Whipper was Kate Ritchie is 692 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,440 Speaker 9: a Nova podcast To walk great shows like this, download 693 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,360 Speaker 9: the Nova Player via the App Store or Google Play. 694 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,479 Speaker 5: The Nova Player