Speaker 1: Adelaides people on online dating.
Speaker 2: Yes, so, my very goodness, so yes, we've had a
Speaker 2: lot of feedback on this. I spoke yesterday about my
Speaker 2: sister in law who is delving into the online dating
Speaker 2: pool again, just dipping her toe, you know, And what
Speaker 2: she found is a bloke who she was chatting to,
Speaker 2: who seem quite nice for all intents and purposes, and
Speaker 2: quite normal until she said what are your interests, to
Speaker 2: which he said, I love thigh high boots.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, do you know what. I'd like to say,
Speaker 3: that's the thing for blokes. But that's very very niche.
Speaker 2: It's quite niche, isn't Actually, In fact, I've done a
Speaker 2: I've gone down the rabbit hole with this and done
Speaker 2: a deep dive.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 2: Boot worshiping, also known as boot fetishism fetishism fetishism, is
Speaker 2: a practice that involves an attraction to boots or footwell.
Speaker 2: This fetish can include a wide rain activities such as kissing, licking,
Speaker 2: or massaging the boots, wearing the boots as part of play,
Speaker 2: or even admiring the boots on a partner.
Speaker 3: The boot licking thing. Yeah, I'm just not sure, to be.
Speaker 2: Honest, Well, do you know why it's arousing because boots
Speaker 2: can be seen as a symbol of power, dominance, or submission.
Speaker 2: So anyway, he was into it and he was like,
Speaker 2: I really want to find a like minded person.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm out.
Speaker 3: Red flag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, red flag. Let's talk red flags, can we?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. We've had some already had a bit
Speaker 2: of text feedback, but let us know what red flags
Speaker 2: have you encountered?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and probably particularly on dating websites and things. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because people really want to put themselves out there and
Speaker 3: show you exactly what's going on, which is good. Transparency
Speaker 3: is really good in this space and it can make
Speaker 3: a nice educated decision early.
Speaker 2: Also, it's brave, isn't it to go, Hey, this is
Speaker 2: who I am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take it or leave it?
Speaker 3: Love boots? Yeah, got boots, don't have them, don't want
Speaker 3: to know ya? Yeah, get that boot in my mouth.
Speaker 3: Stuff like that. That's what that blog was basically saying
Speaker 3: to your sister in law in a way. Jade's I
Speaker 3: remember in terms of I haven't experienced at me red flags,
Speaker 3: but I know for a fact that one time when
Speaker 3: I want a date, there was a red flag. There
Speaker 3: was experience the other way.
Speaker 1: So you you gave off a red flag.
Speaker 3: I think I was definitely the red flag. I remember
Speaker 3: going on a date with a lovely young Christian lady. Oh,
Speaker 3: and this was like I reckon forty five minutes into
Speaker 3: the date. I've told this story before as well, that
Speaker 3: we sort of wrapped it up nice and early. Yes,
Speaker 3: And then she started talking about how she didn't believe
Speaker 3: in special time, special mummy, daddy times before marriage, okay,
Speaker 3: to which I agreed with her. And then burst into
Speaker 3: flames and in her world that was a.
Speaker 1: Bit of a red flag when you were on fire.
Speaker 3: She was like the red flags where you literally burst
Speaker 3: into flames and we had to get an extinguisher to
Speaker 3: put you out.
Speaker 1: So, you know, you know what, good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning guys. What a solid topic.
Speaker 3: For a theory is a really really wholesome direction.
Speaker 5: So rather be so, yeah, I as well just share
Speaker 5: my trauma on national radio. So not as bad as
Speaker 5: the boot thing. But so this guy wanted me to
Speaker 5: like sit on his lap, and he wanted me to
Speaker 5: like he wants to sniff my hair, and he liked
Speaker 5: to like stroke my hairsh straight.
Speaker 3: Did he think that you were a small porcelain doll,
Speaker 3: like what was going on?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it kind of gave me that vibe like, and
Speaker 5: I didn't care for it. So you know what, everybody
Speaker 5: it's their own whatever's not.
Speaker 6: Not my vibe.
Speaker 5: So I was like, I'm I'm just going to go.
Speaker 1: Now, you found yourself a little hair sniffer.
Speaker 6: I did?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, So can I just say I don't want
Speaker 3: to sound creepy and I need some backup here, said,
Speaker 3: produce a flag freshly washed hair on a on a woman,
Speaker 3: on my wife. It's really all about it, like, it's
Speaker 3: absolutely lovely, oh Jesus, especially if it's a really nice
Speaker 3: Laurel Champille conditions. It smells delicious.
Speaker 2: Do you have an example of a nice conditioner that's
Speaker 2: that's doing it.
Speaker 3: For your flat, Garnia? Yes, it's really nice, particularly well
Speaker 3: when she's sitting on my lap and I get the
Speaker 3: stroke and I'm just joking too far.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Good morning, Rose.
Speaker 7: Good morning guys.
Speaker 1: We're good. Your red flag? What was it?
Speaker 6: Ear wax sniffing and ear wax licking.
Speaker 3: That's the one. Okay, So Rose, how did this come
Speaker 3: to be? How far into the relationship?
Speaker 7: Well, cuddle time and there was a definite attraction to
Speaker 7: my ears, and you know, he just wouldn't move away
Speaker 7: from them. And I suppose, you know, sniffing and hung
Speaker 7: insertion in the ear hole and so as if that
Speaker 7: wasn't bad and up, and then I found him digging
Speaker 7: in my bathroom dust bins, ear buds.
Speaker 3: There it is. That's the one.
Speaker 1: How long after that? How long after that did you
Speaker 1: end the relationship? Rose?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: Well, actually I got into it myself. I could sort
Speaker 6: of understand.
Speaker 7: There's a pleasant smell.
Speaker 6: Associated, yes, but they're like, yeah, other reasons for us
Speaker 6: splitting Not necessarily because I have continued that desire to
Speaker 6: smell ear.
Speaker 7: Given a bit of a sniff, it's not it's not
Speaker 7: quite as pungent as the sort of toe jam. But yeah,
Speaker 7: there is a distinct smell.
Speaker 2: Okay, Rose, I can safely say I'll never forget this call.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take you away from it. Yeah, Rose from
Speaker 3: West Croydon. Let's continue this conversation at willow bend.
Speaker 1: Y goodness me, Rose, Wow? Shall we take one more?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I'm stunned by that.
Speaker 3: It'd tell you what if you didn't have headphones on.
Speaker 3: Joe's all up in your ear.
Speaker 4: Philip good morning, Good morning, how are you guys?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 1: What's your red flag there, Philip?
Speaker 4: Oh, you prepared to be absolutely disgusted. It's sparkling water.
Speaker 3: If you drink that, I instantly don't trust you.
Speaker 4: Why would you want to drink something that tastes like
Speaker 4: TV static? I would rather drink the Murray River then
Speaker 4: put sparkling water anywhere near my mouth.
Speaker 5: Again.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a solid point.
Speaker 1: You need some taste, okay, Philip?
Speaker 2: Does that mean you don't trust me? I love sparkling water.
Speaker 2: I've got a soda stream. I'll order it when I
Speaker 2: go to a restaurant. One of those big bombs.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I might have to change the radio station. Now here's one. Therefore, you, Philip,
Speaker 3: you've got two options, sparkling water or eating ear wax?
Speaker 3: Which one you're going for?
Speaker 1: A right? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Phil It's nice, isn't it. We're learning a lot, said.
Speaker 1: My mind's blown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're learning on the fly. That's completely fine.
Speaker 1: That's so true.
Speaker 3: Oh, congratulations to everyone who got involved with that, firstly
Speaker 3: sharing some of these outrageous red flags, but also on
Speaker 3: the standby list to see cold plate in Sydney. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just need to process if.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, we need a few minutes. I
Speaker 2: was waiting for roasts. Oh yeah, I was so disgusted.
Speaker 2: I walked away from that man so quickly. And then
Speaker 2: she's like, I got into.
Speaker 3: It, actually, wow, give it a try. So anyway, next
Speaker 3: couple of minutes, you know what, me and Jodie going
Speaker 3: to go. I feel good jokes because my family's back.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're a lonely little boy for a few days.
Speaker 3: It really was four days with no wife and no kids.
Speaker 3: I think the first day, and there was one particular day, Saturday,
Speaker 3: I had off and I was like, do you know
Speaker 3: it was nice. I went to the gym a couple
Speaker 3: of times, and I think I went out for breakfast,
Speaker 3: had some genuine may time. But then also, too much
Speaker 3: maytime can be a little bit scary. Yes, it can
Speaker 3: a little bit confronting. Yeah, sometimes you need those little
Speaker 3: voices because when those little voices start popping into your
Speaker 3: head when they're not there, then you've got some issues. Yeah. So, yes,
Speaker 3: that was a big day for my family. Fij in time,
Speaker 3: I think car I had to get them up at
Speaker 3: like three o'clock in the morning, get them to the airport,
Speaker 3: and then they were at the airport for like an
Speaker 3: hour and a half. They went to Sydney. There was
Speaker 3: a four and a half hour stopover before they got
Speaker 3: to Adelaide, so Fiji in time, got up at three o'clock.
Speaker 3: Finished up last night at around about eight thirty pm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I suppoke to you on the phone in
Speaker 2: the afternoon and I was like, do you because you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm going to go get some dinner. And it was like,
Speaker 2: do you need to prepare some food for your family
Speaker 2: for when you get when they get home.
Speaker 3: It's a great idea.
Speaker 2: And you were like, Car's reorganized to wool worst delivery.
Speaker 2: She was so organized that she had organized food to
Speaker 2: be delivered to the home. That woman is incredible.
Speaker 3: Yes, I called. I said, right, what do you want
Speaker 3: for dinner? What needs to be in the house. I
Speaker 3: already saw it. All you have to do is just
Speaker 3: go to the front of the house and bring in
Speaker 3: the shopping bag.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Missed that too, By the way, did you know I
Speaker 3: got that? What I did do though, and I thought
Speaker 3: that I was being really really organized. I went to
Speaker 3: the airport and you know the service station here, there's
Speaker 3: United Yes, I hung out the air for like twenty minutes. Yeah, myself,
Speaker 3: little soda water, and I just hung out there in
Speaker 3: the car park before things got close, because she was
Speaker 3: supposed to turn up at seven fifteen and then go
Speaker 3: from there.
Speaker 2: Never on time though, no, So you have a few
Speaker 2: options when you're at the airport to hang around.
Speaker 1: You can do the ike at car park.
Speaker 2: You can go across the road there's like a little
Speaker 2: cafe and this little car park there. Or you can
Speaker 2: do the United and get yourself a little you know,
Speaker 2: treat like ten year old.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was starting to get some eyeballs from the
Speaker 3: guy there, so then I got on the move and
Speaker 3: then I went across the other side. Do you know
Speaker 3: where the feds are from? Cafe? I went right off
Speaker 3: in the corner there, right next to the airport, and
Speaker 3: I just hung out. Yeah, And I sat there in
Speaker 3: the car. It's Kara's car, so I don't know much
Speaker 3: about it, and I watched a twelve minute Ricky Gervaise
Speaker 3: video and that really tickled my soul. And then Kara
Speaker 3: sent me a message saying we're here, We're ready to
Speaker 3: be picked up, and I said, no worries, I'll be
Speaker 3: there in two minutes. No, you're a kidding. You are
Speaker 3: absolutely kitty me very much.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: The battery had run out. Oh my god, it's a
Speaker 3: brand new bloody car too, by the way, and the
Speaker 3: battery had run out, said, I have the cool car back.
Speaker 3: Who's just spent forty million hours going from one side
Speaker 3: of the earth to the other to get with three kids?
Speaker 3: By the way, Sonny's one. He's not handling the whole
Speaker 3: travel thing very well. He's not very efficient in the air. No,
Speaker 3: I had to tell her, I'm sorry, I've run the
Speaker 3: battery out, and I literally had to say to it.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do here. Oh even members
Speaker 3: of RAA. I'm not even sure.
Speaker 1: Why such a disaster. So what'd you do?
Speaker 3: I don't know? Well how many times is this going
Speaker 3: to happen? Her mum's partner drove his ute to the
Speaker 3: car and jump start at me. So it's the latest
Speaker 3: by about forty five minutes. Gosh, he's a lucky girl.
Speaker 3: Your father, he's on the money. Six nothing. Not a
Speaker 3: real chance for us, in particular for myself, just to
Speaker 3: really have a crack talk about some of those things
Speaker 3: that we definitely can't talk about. Probably after seventh.
Speaker 1: No, it's definitely not when they're a little years around.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm worried about myself, to be honest, and it'll
Speaker 3: all make sense, yes, when I link myself to this headline. Okay,
Speaker 3: Men who self love to frequently could find themselves becoming
Speaker 3: flops in the bedroom. That's the thing. This is something
Speaker 3: that's been put forward by leading in moderation. Self pleasure
Speaker 3: helps to reduce stress, improve slave quality of mood, but
Speaker 3: it can become an unhealthy habit and trigger a form
Speaker 3: of erectile dysfunction. No man wants to hear those two words.
Speaker 3: First one's okay, second one really bad. Ye Doctor Donald Grant,
Speaker 3: who isn't much of a prince of self love, I
Speaker 3: think we can all gather that he said over. There's
Speaker 3: no strict rule or guideline on how much people should
Speaker 3: master dote. A key concern, though, is the rise of
Speaker 3: pornographic use. Half of adults now access graphic material online
Speaker 3: according to a recent survey. Goodness and doctor Grant links
Speaker 3: this to the rise in porn induced a rectile dysfunction.
Speaker 3: That's right, porn induced a rectile dysfunction or pied if
Speaker 3: you liked pi ed, I hate pied. I've always read.
Speaker 1: Against pot I know, I know you have.
Speaker 2: This is particularly pertinent for you because you have just
Speaker 2: spent five days time alone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it gave me a really good opportunity just to
Speaker 3: find myself for myself, reconnect with myself if you will.
Speaker 1: Jones, you've pied yourself.
Speaker 3: Got absolutely by myself. Who would have thought like this?
Speaker 3: Literally this popped up on my desk and I was like,
Speaker 3: what sort of message is this from above? That I
Speaker 3: am the first probably case of pied. I'm not even
Speaker 3: kidding it. So last night I came last night exhausted
Speaker 3: to forty in hour trip back on a five hour
Speaker 3: stop over Sydney with three hits and she said, what's
Speaker 3: sort of exercise there? I said, nothing unusual, and she
Speaker 3: said it looks like you've lost wife. And I was like, well,
Speaker 3: it's on the go of Ed showdy just a bit,
Speaker 3: just to give you a bit of a description of
Speaker 3: the studio here, we've all we've each got a computer,
Speaker 3: but you've got your own personal computer in front of you,
Speaker 3: like you have access to the internet, but for good
Speaker 3: this sake, for the life of you, your computer just
Speaker 3: keeps on breaking down, and we sit here and we go,
Speaker 3: what is going on with the equipment here at no
Speaker 3: but in particularly your computer charts. Yeah, the amount of
Speaker 3: time straight after a show where we have to do
Speaker 3: promos and these little things where we get emails and
Speaker 3: record stuff, and I'll say, right ready to go, and
Speaker 3: Jody go, oh, bloody computer, it's not working. What's going
Speaker 3: on with this bluddy computer. Something needs to happen anyway.
Speaker 3: You might have noticed, Joe that it's been fixed.
Speaker 1: It's good now, it's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because there was a time when I was like
Speaker 2: trying to log onto websites and things and it was like, oh, snop, sorry,
Speaker 2: you don't have enough memory to log onto this website.
Speaker 3: Funny that isn't it? The text God into yesterday?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it was about thirty five of them in
Speaker 3: here trying to work out what was going on. I
Speaker 3: think they poured a bucket of cold water on at
Speaker 3: one stage. So the report came back, Oh what as
Speaker 3: to what was actually wrong with the computer?
Speaker 1: Do you tell?
Speaker 3: Yes? It reads action. We closed multiple instances of Chrome
Speaker 3: and rebooted the computer. There was more than a eighty
Speaker 3: instances of Chrome active which can drastically reduce the speed
Speaker 3: and function of the PC. I need those instances of
Speaker 3: chrome activating themselves. Well, you had eighty tabs up. You
Speaker 3: had eighty tabs up?
Speaker 1: How do I close them?
Speaker 3: Well, you need to work it out. How do I
Speaker 3: do that? So next time when there's eighty tabs there
Speaker 3: and you're like, bloody hell no over what's going on?
Speaker 3: Give us a decent computer. At the computer's like, I'm exhausted.
Speaker 3: All right, you've got eighty instances of Buddy Jagged or
Speaker 3: whatever it is up there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, make your mind.
Speaker 2: This week's been particularly active me trying to find a
Speaker 2: dress for this event.
Speaker 3: The computer's literally smoking as we speak.
Speaker 1: What the fork? We're saying what the fork? The other day.
Speaker 2: I've had a lot of deliveries this week from dress
Speaker 2: companies so iconic, etcetera, etcetera. And this is because we
Speaker 2: have what's called the acros on the weekend, which are
Speaker 2: the radio awards, and I can't decide what to wear.
Speaker 2: So I've just cast the net wide. AnyWho don't tell
Speaker 2: my husband that that is information he doesn't need to know.
Speaker 3: So instead of selling on one dress, you bought five
Speaker 3: or six and you'll choose the best one and then
Speaker 3: keep the others or return them.
Speaker 2: Ah, I'm not quite sure yet what I'm going to
Speaker 2: do with this situation.
Speaker 1: What about it.
Speaker 2: I was on the phone to you yesterday when the
Speaker 2: when the courier arrived with two dresses.
Speaker 3: Everyone you said something along the lines of You're like,
Speaker 3: you're trying to be like real clever and funny. You're like, hey,
Speaker 3: don't tell my husb when I brought these mules. And
Speaker 3: once again with the not knowing the difference between brought
Speaker 3: and bored, the jokes actually on new muscles, it's ours
Speaker 3: brought there. Where'd you bring them from? No, He's like, no,
Speaker 3: I brought.
Speaker 1: Them to you.
Speaker 2: I was trying to be so clever with the badger,
Speaker 2: and then it just got this bloke on the phone going,
Speaker 2: oh Jesus Christ brought or did you brought? Or did
Speaker 2: you bought the dresses? Anyway, that was a separate courier experience.
Speaker 2: That one was quite pleasant until you interjected. But another
Speaker 2: courier came the other day and pulled up and the
Speaker 2: dog went nuts.
Speaker 1: So little see the toy kervoodle who weighs.
Speaker 2: One and a half kilos as you point out pants
Speaker 2: up to the gate and was like, well all excited, right, welcome,
Speaker 2: which I think was super cute. Anyway, I said, sid
Speaker 2: settle down, and the courier was like, hands me the parcel.
Speaker 1: Looks at my dog, goes boy or a girl.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, she's a little girl, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: looks like she needs a walk.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, thanks mate, appreciate that dog whisperer.
Speaker 2: All right, mate, I mean I literally just got home
Speaker 2: from work.
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted.
Speaker 2: I will take the dog for a walk, as I
Speaker 2: do each and every day this afternoon.
Speaker 1: But tell me when my dog needs a walk.
Speaker 3: Couincidanda, I SAIDs like you should listen to you. I
Speaker 3: don't mind this bloke.
Speaker 2: Unsolicited advice. It drives me insane. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Get involved in this conversation. Please, when did you get
Speaker 2: some unsolicited advice?
Speaker 3: Anybody gets an appy with us as well? Want to
Speaker 3: make a standby list whole play, Yeah, flights, accommodation, everything happens.
Speaker 1: Since we've brought some tickets.
Speaker 3: Unsolicited advice for what the fork?
Speaker 2: The Fork Unsolicited Advice Discuss thirteen twenty four ten. I
Speaker 2: had a courier pass me in my parcel and then
Speaker 2: tell me that my dog needed to walk.
Speaker 1: Dogskept.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always caught him before the dog respray.
Speaker 1: No, deliver the parcel, don't deliver advice that I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear. Thank you.
Speaker 3: How did they go down? As well? In terms of
Speaker 3: the feedback that you get back, you say thank you
Speaker 3: very much.
Speaker 2: No, No, I was actually quite stunned. I was like,
Speaker 2: what what what did we what to do? Like I
Speaker 2: was a ten year old again, don't you tell me
Speaker 2: she just.
Speaker 3: Put a poor and she was like, yes, yes, sir.
Speaker 1: Since started clapping, went back on two legs.
Speaker 3: Cos, yeah, it goes my hero.
Speaker 1: Produce a flak. You've got some months solicited.
Speaker 3: Advice to put it in perspective.
Speaker 9: I'm nowhere near as spelt as hazy, right.
Speaker 3: But more intelligent because I don't know what spelt means skinny, like,
Speaker 3: you know, a little bit fatter.
Speaker 9: Having a few beers with the boys not long ago,
Speaker 9: and one of them said, oh fla and he's on
Speaker 9: fitness is having a birthday.
Speaker 3: Say it's like that's a it's a good deal. Yeah,
Speaker 3: great advice, Thank you, Thank you appreciate that. Why would
Speaker 3: I need to go to the gym. What do you say.
Speaker 1: As flax smashes four more.
Speaker 3: Beers that it would he get at one stage that
Speaker 3: flack with drinking two beers at once. Yeah, on the
Speaker 3: either side of the mouth. It was quite a visual.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had any unsolicited advice from people?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's probably also when I'm driving, people are like, oh,
Speaker 3: piece of advice, you shouldn't drive with the handbrake on.
Speaker 3: I'm like, just let me be myself. What are you
Speaker 3: even doing? Let me live my life? Like, oh, you
Speaker 3: know you're well and your phone's on the roof of
Speaker 3: your car. Mate, like, so, who cares being me? Look
Speaker 3: out of my local coffee house. I'm like, oh, maybe
Speaker 3: you should be Andy's on the outside of your pants.
Speaker 3: Why can't I be superman?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, your poor things?
Speaker 3: Have you advised yourself?
Speaker 2: These people just laying and it's not fair they're In
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen, we've got a call from a woman who got.
Speaker 1: Some unsolicited advice as a first time parents.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I imagine as a first time mothering
Speaker 3: some unsolicited advice. Thanks would really almost tip you open. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's get to her. Name's Natalie.
Speaker 1: Nextel for it what the fork? What did the fork?
Speaker 2: Indeed, unsolicited advice when people tell you things and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, man, that's not your place, like zip it.
Speaker 2: So I had a courier coming around to my house
Speaker 2: and the dog got a little bit excited, as they
Speaker 2: do when people come to the gate, and the courier
Speaker 2: is like, think your dog needs a walk?
Speaker 3: All right, mate, appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why didn't I come to your house and tell
Speaker 1: you how to run your life?
Speaker 3: I told you the example. Four people are like, hey,
Speaker 3: your phone and your while it's on the roof. I'm like,
Speaker 3: why did you piss alarmingly? That's happened to me about
Speaker 3: four or five times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're not very good in that space.
Speaker 3: A mobile phone is like, it's happening again.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Get involved in the conversation
Speaker 2: this morning. Let's go to Natalie from Green with good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: We're great? You got some months solicited advice?
Speaker 10: Oh I did, Yeah, I did. I got home with
Speaker 10: my first baby, all excited booth grandchild as well. So
Speaker 10: I had visitors wanting to come and see her. Yes,
Speaker 10: and my grandma came over. Old Italian nonna, and I
Speaker 10: was breastfeeding my little boy, and she proceeded to tell
Speaker 10: me that I was doing it all wrong. So it
Speaker 10: came over, grabbed my boob in her hand, you know,
Speaker 10: when you've got a breastfeed a boot full of milk
Speaker 10: beause not very pleasant, proceeded to put it into my
Speaker 10: baby's mount to tell me that I needed to do
Speaker 10: it this particular way.
Speaker 3: I'm just thankful, Natalie that she didn't also try and
Speaker 3: teach the baby how to do it all.
Speaker 2: It's like this baby, yeah, oh god, I mean, is
Speaker 2: there anything more awkward than your grandma grabbing your boob?
Speaker 3: Oh? I don't think so.
Speaker 10: I think that's why it's stuck in my brain.
Speaker 3: Is it culture? What I've noticed as well that when
Speaker 3: nanas give you advice, you do not clap back though,
Speaker 3: Am I right, Natalie?
Speaker 10: Or you just nod and say thank you.
Speaker 2: And not trying to grab your boob. They're trying to
Speaker 2: feed you, aren't they.
Speaker 10: That's exactly right, and you just still say nod and
Speaker 10: thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh, Natalie, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: He's one of Australia's funniest people, all right, even.
Speaker 4: Meant to be here, ladies and gentlemen. I said, hey,
Speaker 4: do you want to do a gig, looked at my
Speaker 4: wife and children and went.
Speaker 3: And do I.
Speaker 1: He's a TV presenter.
Speaker 8: This is to boob a show about laughing with people
Speaker 8: you shouldn't be laughing at.
Speaker 1: And he's here in Adelaide during Mental health bugs. The
Speaker 1: laughter is the bes Mes live at the Arkabar.
Speaker 4: I think the messaging that we've had around mental health
Speaker 4: of a long time is that we need to talk
Speaker 4: about it. If there's something we're thirking about, then there's
Speaker 4: something we're joking about.
Speaker 1: Did I say he's pretty funny?
Speaker 3: Do you know that.
Speaker 4: Chili is the only thing that your mouth and your
Speaker 4: butthole can taste, because when you eat chili, the next day,
Speaker 4: your butt goes Do you.
Speaker 3: At chy Holley brain? Good morning?
Speaker 4: Gooday legends, Yeah we're good.
Speaker 1: Laughter really is the best medicine, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Well, no it's not. Sometimes medicine is the best medicine. Look,
Speaker 4: I think laughter can be really good artic I think
Speaker 4: laughter can help a whole lot of stuff. I'm more importantly,
Speaker 4: I think community and being together is really great. But
Speaker 4: I just want to say that sometimes you need medicine.
Speaker 4: So go see a doctor if you need the medicine.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See funny we used to say that, Harley Broin,
Speaker 3: because we've been trying to make Jody laugh as much
Speaker 3: as she can because she's recovering from a case of shingles. Yeah,
Speaker 3: shingles are still there.
Speaker 1: Shingles.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not seventy six, Just so you know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: shingles is a thing.
Speaker 4: Harley, how was your trip on the tool ship out here?
Speaker 3: Shingles and scurvy at the same time, some.
Speaker 4: Sort of the old illness you've got there, I know,
Speaker 4: and we take the peace. Have you put the leeches
Speaker 4: on you to knuck it out?
Speaker 1: Don't think cure, not now, not ever.
Speaker 3: Hey, Harlee, we're very much looking forward to our saying it.
Speaker 3: Can you just I just I don't want to put
Speaker 3: you in a category, but someone from the east. Can
Speaker 3: we get your immediate thoughts on Adelaide because we know
Speaker 3: that you get here quite regularly.
Speaker 4: Adelade is the greatest. I think it's a great city.
Speaker 4: Although I've always described Adelaide as there's two modes of Adelaide.
Speaker 4: You know, there's fringe.
Speaker 8: Festival Adelaide, yes, and then there's not fringe festival Adelaide
Speaker 8: and not Fringe Festival Adelaide, Like Fringe Adelaide is kind
Speaker 8: of like Christmas dinner, yep, and then and then not
Speaker 8: Fringe Adelaide is kind of like just after Christmas dinner,
Speaker 8: and now Adelaide is Dad sitting on the couch with
Speaker 8: just short shorts on one nut out going.
Speaker 3: No one's coming, bit too relaxed, incredibly unattractive.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and tied.
Speaker 2: You get tired after Fringe, You're like, yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, you guys really jammed in. You're like, should we
Speaker 4: do every festival in one month? Yeah, let's let's put
Speaker 4: it all on at the same time.
Speaker 2: I do feel like Harlee under Premier Pedter Melon ourcaus
Speaker 2: who we like to refer as to as hot Malley.
Speaker 2: We've spaced things out a little more so we've got
Speaker 2: the Adelaide five hundred coming up very shortly. We also
Speaker 2: have gather.
Speaker 3: Rounds, we have football games, so.
Speaker 1: We're getting better.
Speaker 2: We've realized not to cram everything into Mad March, so
Speaker 2: it's not too bad.
Speaker 4: I didn't know you'd spread it out. I didn't know
Speaker 4: the five hundred of being moved. I just thought you
Speaker 4: were in car racing around the city. Doesn't make much sense.
Speaker 3: Let's not do that.
Speaker 1: I tell you what. The residents around the city, they
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: They love having all their streets cut off so they
Speaker 2: can't get to their own houses.
Speaker 4: They never complained about things that do you know what
Speaker 4: I loved in the yards where it was during Fringe,
Speaker 4: it was the noise. God, it's coming, It's really lovely.
Speaker 4: I remember one years during Fringe, I was doing a
Speaker 4: kids show in a tent in forty degrees with just
Speaker 4: children ages four to eight, And what really helped that
Speaker 4: incredibly dangerous environment was the sounds of the age. There's
Speaker 4: no issues with the children have three issues.
Speaker 5: It was great.
Speaker 3: Hey, Harley, before we let you go, before it lets
Speaker 3: you go, just just a word on mental mental health
Speaker 3: months and what it means to you.
Speaker 4: Look, it means a bit. I mean I'm obviously mental
Speaker 4: because I'm a comedian. I mean, no one looks at
Speaker 4: a microphone on the stage and go yeah, I could
Speaker 4: probably speed my children with that job. So it takes
Speaker 4: it to a certain mad head. But I've been quite
Speaker 4: involved in sort of the mental health via for a
Speaker 4: long time now, especially through doing a TV show like
Speaker 4: Taboo that I did about four years ago now, and
Speaker 4: one of the episodes was all about mental health, and
Speaker 4: I think the messaging that we've had around mental health
Speaker 4: for a long time is that we need to talk
Speaker 4: about it to normalize it, and so I'm happy to
Speaker 4: And I also think, you know, if there's if there's
Speaker 4: something worth talking about, then there's something we're joking about.
Speaker 4: So I'm hoping I can, I can hit the tone correct.
Speaker 4: But there's an absolutely fantastic lineup of comedians with me
Speaker 4: as well, and they're all just as mental as me.
Speaker 4: So just come along, have a look inside our brains
Speaker 4: and we might be able to help you with yours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Harley, I love that you're doing this because the
Speaker 2: rates around male suicide are just unacceptable and out of control.
Speaker 2: So the more you guys learned to talk about how
Speaker 2: you feeling, the better off everyone will be.
Speaker 1: So well done.
Speaker 3: Totally agree.
Speaker 1: Well, Harley, welcome back to Adelaide. We love having you.
Speaker 2: It is laughter is the best of meds and unforgettable
Speaker 2: night of stand up comedy with you.
Speaker 1: It is tomorrow night, seven point thirty at the Acabal.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me on.
Speaker 2: Good