WEBVTT - EATING EARWAX And Other Shocking Red Flags 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:09.320 Adelaides people on online dating. 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:13.399 Yes, so, my very goodness, so yes, we've had a 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.159 lot of feedback on this. I spoke yesterday about my 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:20.400 sister in law who is delving into the online dating 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:23.639 pool again, just dipping her toe, you know, And what 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:27.400 she found is a bloke who she was chatting to, 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:29.760 who seem quite nice for all intents and purposes, and 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:34.159 quite normal until she said what are your interests, to 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:37.320 which he said, I love thigh high boots. 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:40.880 Oh my gosh, do you know what. I'd like to say, 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:43.400 that's the thing for blokes. But that's very very niche. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.239 It's quite niche, isn't Actually, In fact, I've done a 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:48.239 I've gone down the rabbit hole with this and done 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:48.920 a deep dive. 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:49.720 So. 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:56.000 Boot worshiping, also known as boot fetishism fetishism fetishism, is 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.160 a practice that involves an attraction to boots or footwell. 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:01.720 This fetish can include a wide rain activities such as kissing, licking, 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:04.880 or massaging the boots, wearing the boots as part of play, 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.480 or even admiring the boots on a partner. 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:10.679 The boot licking thing. Yeah, I'm just not sure, to be. 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:13.200 Honest, Well, do you know why it's arousing because boots 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:16.320 can be seen as a symbol of power, dominance, or submission. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:18.920 So anyway, he was into it and he was like, 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:20.759 I really want to find a like minded person. 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:22.880 She's like, I'm out. 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:23.559 Red flag. 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:26.920 Yeah, red flag. Let's talk red flags, can we? 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:27.319 Yeah? 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:29.880 Thirteen twenty fourteen. We've had some already had a bit 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:33.440 of text feedback, but let us know what red flags 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:34.280 have you encountered? 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.640 Yeah, and probably particularly on dating websites and things. Yeah, 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:41.039 because people really want to put themselves out there and 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:43.360 show you exactly what's going on, which is good. Transparency 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:44.760 is really good in this space and it can make 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:46.240 a nice educated decision early. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:49.080 Also, it's brave, isn't it to go, Hey, this is 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:49.760 who I am. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:51.200 Yeah, take it or leave it? 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.760 Love boots? Yeah, got boots, don't have them, don't want 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:55.640 to know ya? Yeah, get that boot in my mouth. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:58.440 Stuff like that. That's what that blog was basically saying 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:02.240 to your sister in law in a way. Jade's I 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:06.640 remember in terms of I haven't experienced at me red flags, 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:08.040 but I know for a fact that one time when 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:09.440 I want a date, there was a red flag. There 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:10.720 was experience the other way. 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.160 So you you gave off a red flag. 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:15.400 I think I was definitely the red flag. I remember 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:18.600 going on a date with a lovely young Christian lady. Oh, 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:20.919 and this was like I reckon forty five minutes into 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:22.639 the date. I've told this story before as well, that 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.359 we sort of wrapped it up nice and early. Yes, 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:28.680 And then she started talking about how she didn't believe 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:32.560 in special time, special mummy, daddy times before marriage, okay, 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.080 to which I agreed with her. And then burst into 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:42.840 flames and in her world that was a. 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:45.160 Bit of a red flag when you were on fire. 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:47.320 She was like the red flags where you literally burst 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.320 into flames and we had to get an extinguisher to 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:49.839 put you out. 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:55.880 So, you know, you know what, good morning. 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:59.280 Good morning guys. What a solid topic. 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:03.480 For a theory is a really really wholesome direction. 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:07.840 So rather be so, yeah, I as well just share 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.480 my trauma on national radio. So not as bad as 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:13.920 the boot thing. But so this guy wanted me to 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.320 like sit on his lap, and he wanted me to 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:18.720 like he wants to sniff my hair, and he liked 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:23.840 to like stroke my hairsh straight. 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:26.239 Did he think that you were a small porcelain doll, 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:27.200 like what was going on? 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:29.680 Yeah, it kind of gave me that vibe like, and 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.320 I didn't care for it. So you know what, everybody 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:34.840 it's their own whatever's not. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:35.200 Not my vibe. 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:37.440 So I was like, I'm I'm just going to go. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:39.920 Now, you found yourself a little hair sniffer. 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:41.520 I did? 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:45.600 Yes, okay, So can I just say I don't want 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.160 to sound creepy and I need some backup here, said, 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:52.520 produce a flag freshly washed hair on a on a woman, 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:56.040 on my wife. It's really all about it, like, it's 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:59.640 absolutely lovely, oh Jesus, especially if it's a really nice 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:03.360 Laurel Champille conditions. It smells delicious. 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.200 Do you have an example of a nice conditioner that's 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:06.840 that's doing it. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:12.320 For your flat, Garnia? Yes, it's really nice, particularly well 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:13.840 when she's sitting on my lap and I get the 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:18.640 stroke and I'm just joking too far. 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.560 Thank you so much. Good morning, Rose. 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:22.360 Good morning guys. 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:25.120 We're good. Your red flag? What was it? 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:31.240 Ear wax sniffing and ear wax licking. 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:37.600 That's the one. Okay, So Rose, how did this come 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:39.880 to be? How far into the relationship? 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:44.520 Well, cuddle time and there was a definite attraction to 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:49.760 my ears, and you know, he just wouldn't move away 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:55.040 from them. And I suppose, you know, sniffing and hung 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:59.240 insertion in the ear hole and so as if that 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:02.680 wasn't bad and up, and then I found him digging 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:08.400 in my bathroom dust bins, ear buds. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:11.080 There it is. That's the one. 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.039 How long after that? How long after that did you 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:15.280 end the relationship? Rose? 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:17.160 Oh? 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.440 Well, actually I got into it myself. I could sort 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:20.200 of understand. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.760 There's a pleasant smell. 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:35.240 Associated, yes, but they're like, yeah, other reasons for us 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:41.080 splitting Not necessarily because I have continued that desire to 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:41.680 smell ear. 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:53.000 Given a bit of a sniff, it's not it's not 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:57.520 quite as pungent as the sort of toe jam. But yeah, 0:05:57.640 --> 0:05:59.200 there is a distinct smell. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:03.080 Okay, Rose, I can safely say I'll never forget this call. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:05.240 Yeah, I'll take you away from it. Yeah, Rose from 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:08.159 West Croydon. Let's continue this conversation at willow bend. 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:12.320 Y goodness me, Rose, Wow? Shall we take one more? 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:12.760 Yes? 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:14.360 I'm stunned by that. 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:16.599 It'd tell you what if you didn't have headphones on. 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:19.000 Joe's all up in your ear. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:23.679 Philip good morning, Good morning, how are you guys? 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:24.000 Good? 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:25.600 What's your red flag there, Philip? 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:30.480 Oh, you prepared to be absolutely disgusted. It's sparkling water. 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:35.200 If you drink that, I instantly don't trust you. 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:40.080 Why would you want to drink something that tastes like 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:43.920 TV static? I would rather drink the Murray River then 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.839 put sparkling water anywhere near my mouth. 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:46.080 Again. 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.000 Oh, that's a solid point. 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.640 You need some taste, okay, Philip? 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:53.760 Does that mean you don't trust me? I love sparkling water. 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:55.719 I've got a soda stream. I'll order it when I 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:57.800 go to a restaurant. One of those big bombs. 0:06:58.880 --> 0:06:59.680 It's ridiculous. 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:04.320 I might have to change the radio station. Now here's one. Therefore, you, Philip, 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.279 you've got two options, sparkling water or eating ear wax? 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:08.160 Which one you're going for? 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:12.080 A right? Thank you? 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.480 Phil It's nice, isn't it. We're learning a lot, said. 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:16.160 My mind's blown. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.920 Yeah, we're learning on the fly. That's completely fine. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:19.800 That's so true. 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.920 Oh, congratulations to everyone who got involved with that, firstly 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.680 sharing some of these outrageous red flags, but also on 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.160 the standby list to see cold plate in Sydney. Yeah, 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:30.320 I just need to process if. 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:32.800 I know, I know, we need a few minutes. I 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.200 was waiting for roasts. Oh yeah, I was so disgusted. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.760 I walked away from that man so quickly. And then 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:39.840 she's like, I got into. 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:43.400 It, actually, wow, give it a try. So anyway, next 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.040 couple of minutes, you know what, me and Jodie going 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:48.360 to go. I feel good jokes because my family's back. 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:53.400 Oh no, you're a lonely little boy for a few days. 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:57.520 It really was four days with no wife and no kids. 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:00.320 I think the first day, and there was one particular day, Saturday, 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:01.480 I had off and I was like, do you know 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:02.880 it was nice. I went to the gym a couple 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.160 of times, and I think I went out for breakfast, 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.920 had some genuine may time. But then also, too much 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:09.920 maytime can be a little bit scary. Yes, it can 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.520 a little bit confronting. Yeah, sometimes you need those little 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:15.080 voices because when those little voices start popping into your 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:18.680 head when they're not there, then you've got some issues. Yeah. So, yes, 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.520 that was a big day for my family. Fij in time, 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.200 I think car I had to get them up at 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.520 like three o'clock in the morning, get them to the airport, 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:28.920 and then they were at the airport for like an 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.280 hour and a half. They went to Sydney. There was 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:33.800 a four and a half hour stopover before they got 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.280 to Adelaide, so Fiji in time, got up at three o'clock. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.880 Finished up last night at around about eight thirty pm. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:41.720 Yeah, And I suppoke to you on the phone in 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:44.240 the afternoon and I was like, do you because you're like, oh, 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:45.880 I'm going to go get some dinner. And it was like, 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:47.800 do you need to prepare some food for your family 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:49.360 for when you get when they get home. 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:50.600 It's a great idea. 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:54.199 And you were like, Car's reorganized to wool worst delivery. 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:57.960 She was so organized that she had organized food to 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:01.040 be delivered to the home. That woman is incredible. 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:03.679 Yes, I called. I said, right, what do you want 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:05.240 for dinner? What needs to be in the house. I 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.840 already saw it. All you have to do is just 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:09.880 go to the front of the house and bring in 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:10.680 the shopping bag. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:11.079 Wow. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:14.240 Missed that too, By the way, did you know I 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.400 got that? What I did do though, and I thought 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:18.240 that I was being really really organized. I went to 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.640 the airport and you know the service station here, there's 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:24.600 United Yes, I hung out the air for like twenty minutes. Yeah, myself, 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:29.080 little soda water, and I just hung out there in 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.199 the car park before things got close, because she was 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.120 supposed to turn up at seven fifteen and then go 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:33.520 from there. 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:35.680 Never on time though, no, So you have a few 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:37.600 options when you're at the airport to hang around. 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:39.199 You can do the ike at car park. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.360 You can go across the road there's like a little 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.800 cafe and this little car park there. Or you can 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:46.320 do the United and get yourself a little you know, 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:47.880 treat like ten year old. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.920 Yes, I was starting to get some eyeballs from the 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:52.520 guy there, so then I got on the move and 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:54.240 then I went across the other side. Do you know 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:57.400 where the feds are from? Cafe? I went right off 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.000 in the corner there, right next to the airport, and 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.319 I just hung out. Yeah, And I sat there in 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:03.200 the car. It's Kara's car, so I don't know much 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:06.520 about it, and I watched a twelve minute Ricky Gervaise 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:10.800 video and that really tickled my soul. And then Kara 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.600 sent me a message saying we're here, We're ready to 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:16.000 be picked up, and I said, no worries, I'll be 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:25.360 there in two minutes. No, you're a kidding. You are 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:27.120 absolutely kitty me very much. 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:27.840 What happened? 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.200 The battery had run out. Oh my god, it's a 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.200 brand new bloody car too, by the way, and the 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:35.840 battery had run out, said, I have the cool car back. 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.960 Who's just spent forty million hours going from one side 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:40.960 of the earth to the other to get with three kids? 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:43.920 By the way, Sonny's one. He's not handling the whole 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.959 travel thing very well. He's not very efficient in the air. No, 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.760 I had to tell her, I'm sorry, I've run the 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:52.839 battery out, and I literally had to say to it. 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:55.959 I don't know what to do here. Oh even members 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.160 of RAA. I'm not even sure. 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.920 Why such a disaster. So what'd you do? 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:05.440 I don't know? Well how many times is this going 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:10.200 to happen? Her mum's partner drove his ute to the 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:13.079 car and jump start at me. So it's the latest 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:16.920 by about forty five minutes. Gosh, he's a lucky girl. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:26.360 Your father, he's on the money. Six nothing. Not a 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:30.520 real chance for us, in particular for myself, just to 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:33.200 really have a crack talk about some of those things 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.720 that we definitely can't talk about. Probably after seventh. 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:37.800 No, it's definitely not when they're a little years around. 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:40.120 I'm worried about you. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:45.120 Yeah, I'm worried about myself, to be honest, and it'll 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:48.679 all make sense, yes, when I link myself to this headline. Okay, 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:52.480 Men who self love to frequently could find themselves becoming 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:58.600 flops in the bedroom. That's the thing. This is something 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:02.360 that's been put forward by leading in moderation. Self pleasure 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:05.280 helps to reduce stress, improve slave quality of mood, but 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.280 it can become an unhealthy habit and trigger a form 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:12.520 of erectile dysfunction. No man wants to hear those two words. 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:17.959 First one's okay, second one really bad. Ye Doctor Donald Grant, 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:21.000 who isn't much of a prince of self love, I 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.360 think we can all gather that he said over. There's 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.240 no strict rule or guideline on how much people should 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:27.920 master dote. A key concern, though, is the rise of 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:33.520 pornographic use. Half of adults now access graphic material online 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:36.440 according to a recent survey. Goodness and doctor Grant links 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:40.720 this to the rise in porn induced a rectile dysfunction. 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:44.120 That's right, porn induced a rectile dysfunction or pied if 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:49.920 you liked pi ed, I hate pied. I've always read. 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:51.439 Against pot I know, I know you have. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.920 This is particularly pertinent for you because you have just 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:57.600 spent five days time alone. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:01.760 Yeah, it gave me a really good opportunity just to 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:07.280 find myself for myself, reconnect with myself if you will. 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:09.760 Jones, you've pied yourself. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:14.720 Got absolutely by myself. Who would have thought like this? 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:17.080 Literally this popped up on my desk and I was like, 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.959 what sort of message is this from above? That I 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:23.880 am the first probably case of pied. I'm not even 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:29.760 kidding it. So last night I came last night exhausted 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:31.920 to forty in hour trip back on a five hour 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:34.360 stop over Sydney with three hits and she said, what's 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:38.240 sort of exercise there? I said, nothing unusual, and she 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:46.560 said it looks like you've lost wife. And I was like, well, 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:50.079 it's on the go of Ed showdy just a bit, 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.040 just to give you a bit of a description of 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:54.240 the studio here, we've all we've each got a computer, 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:56.920 but you've got your own personal computer in front of you, 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.880 like you have access to the internet, but for good 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.400 this sake, for the life of you, your computer just 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:05.080 keeps on breaking down, and we sit here and we go, 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:07.000 what is going on with the equipment here at no 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:10.040 but in particularly your computer charts. Yeah, the amount of 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:12.800 time straight after a show where we have to do 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:15.560 promos and these little things where we get emails and 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:18.599 record stuff, and I'll say, right ready to go, and 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:22.360 Jody go, oh, bloody computer, it's not working. What's going 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:26.560 on with this bluddy computer. Something needs to happen anyway. 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:28.280 You might have noticed, Joe that it's been fixed. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:29.600 It's good now, it's good. 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:30.120 Yeah. 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.040 Yeah, because there was a time when I was like 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:35.640 trying to log onto websites and things and it was like, oh, snop, sorry, 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.000 you don't have enough memory to log onto this website. 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:41.080 Funny that isn't it? The text God into yesterday? 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:41.320 Yeah. 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:42.640 I think it was about thirty five of them in 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:43.920 here trying to work out what was going on. I 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:45.640 think they poured a bucket of cold water on at 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:49.760 one stage. So the report came back, Oh what as 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:51.480 to what was actually wrong with the computer? 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:52.040 Do you tell? 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:57.240 Yes? It reads action. We closed multiple instances of Chrome 0:14:57.360 --> 0:15:00.320 and rebooted the computer. There was more than a eighty 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:05.320 instances of Chrome active which can drastically reduce the speed 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:11.280 and function of the PC. I need those instances of 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:16.480 chrome activating themselves. Well, you had eighty tabs up. You 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:17.520 had eighty tabs up? 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:18.640 How do I close them? 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:25.360 Well, you need to work it out. How do I 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:28.440 do that? So next time when there's eighty tabs there 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.840 and you're like, bloody hell no over what's going on? 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:35.239 Give us a decent computer. At the computer's like, I'm exhausted. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:39.280 All right, you've got eighty instances of Buddy Jagged or 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:40.160 whatever it is up there. 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:43.160 Oh yeah, make your mind. 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.000 This week's been particularly active me trying to find a 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:47.000 dress for this event. 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.000 The computer's literally smoking as we speak. 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:57.920 What the fork? We're saying what the fork? The other day. 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:02.120 I've had a lot of deliveries this week from dress 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:08.720 companies so iconic, etcetera, etcetera. And this is because we 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:10.880 have what's called the acros on the weekend, which are 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.440 the radio awards, and I can't decide what to wear. 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:17.680 So I've just cast the net wide. AnyWho don't tell 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.760 my husband that that is information he doesn't need to know. 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:23.600 So instead of selling on one dress, you bought five 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:25.640 or six and you'll choose the best one and then 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.160 keep the others or return them. 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:29.640 Ah, I'm not quite sure yet what I'm going to 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.200 do with this situation. 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:31.840 What about it. 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.600 I was on the phone to you yesterday when the 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.000 when the courier arrived with two dresses. 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:41.840 Everyone you said something along the lines of You're like, 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:45.400 you're trying to be like real clever and funny. You're like, hey, 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:51.920 don't tell my husb when I brought these mules. And 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.480 once again with the not knowing the difference between brought 0:16:54.520 --> 0:17:00.560 and bored, the jokes actually on new muscles, it's ours 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:07.960 brought there. Where'd you bring them from? No, He's like, no, 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:08.520 I brought. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:08.800 Them to you. 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:14.000 I was trying to be so clever with the badger, 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.560 and then it just got this bloke on the phone going, 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.360 oh Jesus Christ brought or did you brought? Or did 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:26.320 you bought the dresses? Anyway, that was a separate courier experience. 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:29.840 That one was quite pleasant until you interjected. But another 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:33.720 courier came the other day and pulled up and the 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:34.560 dog went nuts. 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:37.040 So little see the toy kervoodle who weighs. 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:39.800 One and a half kilos as you point out pants 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:45.600 up to the gate and was like, well all excited, right, welcome, 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:49.159 which I think was super cute. Anyway, I said, sid 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:53.160 settle down, and the courier was like, hands me the parcel. 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:56.240 Looks at my dog, goes boy or a girl. 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:59.840 I'm like, oh, she's a little girl, and he goes, yeah, 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:01.600 looks like she needs a walk. 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:07.920 Oh okay, thanks mate, appreciate that dog whisperer. 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:11.680 All right, mate, I mean I literally just got home 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:12.200 from work. 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:13.280 I'm exhausted. 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:15.280 I will take the dog for a walk, as I 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:17.639 do each and every day this afternoon. 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:19.320 But tell me when my dog needs a walk. 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:24.720 Couincidanda, I SAIDs like you should listen to you. I 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:25.960 don't mind this bloke. 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:32.680 Unsolicited advice. It drives me insane. Thirteen twenty four ten. 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:35.400 Get involved in this conversation. Please, when did you get 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:36.720 some unsolicited advice? 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:39.200 Anybody gets an appy with us as well? Want to 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:43.440 make a standby list whole play, Yeah, flights, accommodation, everything happens. 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:45.720 Since we've brought some tickets. 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:51.119 Unsolicited advice for what the fork? 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:57.480 The Fork Unsolicited Advice Discuss thirteen twenty four ten. I 0:18:57.520 --> 0:18:59.959 had a courier pass me in my parcel and then 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:01.760 tell me that my dog needed to walk. 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:05.240 Dogskept. 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:10.240 Yeah, I always caught him before the dog respray. 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:12.000 No, deliver the parcel, don't deliver advice that I don't 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:13.000 want to hear. Thank you. 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:14.679 How did they go down? As well? In terms of 0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:16.280 the feedback that you get back, you say thank you 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:16.639 very much. 0:19:16.680 --> 0:19:19.080 No, No, I was actually quite stunned. I was like, 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:23.159 what what what did we what to do? Like I 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:25.280 was a ten year old again, don't you tell me 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:26.199 she just. 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:29.720 Put a poor and she was like, yes, yes, sir. 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:34.320 Since started clapping, went back on two legs. 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:38.240 Cos, yeah, it goes my hero. 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.360 Produce a flak. You've got some months solicited. 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:44.960 Advice to put it in perspective. 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:49.640 I'm nowhere near as spelt as hazy, right. 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:52.919 But more intelligent because I don't know what spelt means skinny, like, 0:19:53.040 --> 0:19:54.280 you know, a little bit fatter. 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:57.240 Having a few beers with the boys not long ago, 0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:01.399 and one of them said, oh fla and he's on 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:02.600