Speaker 1: Get every day, Adelaides, I genuinely feel like Joe. It's
Speaker 1: that it is an Aussie right, It's a staple. It's
Speaker 1: something that we're entitled to, and that is the fake
Speaker 1: a siky to suit us when we need.
Speaker 2: It costs the economy millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, this is prime Minister. Who do you work for?
Speaker 1: Jody Albanize.
Speaker 2: I don't mean to be debbing down her, but I'm
Speaker 2: that person that even if I wanted to have a sickie,
Speaker 2: even if I needed to, I'd be like, no, I'm
Speaker 2: in a soul drunks. I don't want to let people down.
Speaker 1: Oh what a buzz kill you are? Oh okay, what
Speaker 1: about this lady? A woman who called in six so
Speaker 1: she could catch a flight was mortified when her manager
Speaker 1: approached her at the airport. Oh no, so her name
Speaker 1: is Grace, she's twenty three, she posted on TikTok. She
Speaker 1: detailed her awkward encounter with the caption me taking a
Speaker 1: sick day just to end up on the same airplane
Speaker 1: as my manager, even including a photo of her boss
Speaker 1: seated a few rows ahead of her. She explained she
Speaker 1: as a freelancer between Bali in Europe and claims she
Speaker 1: had a doctor's appointment on a Friday and would not
Speaker 1: be able to go into work. She said, long story short,
Speaker 1: I was waiting in the line when I saw a
Speaker 1: familiar face coming to me which called my name. She
Speaker 1: explained that her manager also often stays in Balley, and
Speaker 1: when he spotted her at the airport before the flight,
Speaker 1: he sarcastically asked, oh, so this is the hospital we played,
Speaker 1: mister manager. Fortunately for Gray, she said, they ended up
Speaker 1: laughing about the whole thing. She said, we ended up
Speaker 1: talking all the whole way in the airplane, and while
Speaker 1: we're inside, he took the picture and he said it
Speaker 1: to me, So he was a good sport.
Speaker 2: I was okay.
Speaker 1: But I tell you what, And if I was the manager,
Speaker 1: I say that it's our right to be to take
Speaker 1: a sickie as an employee. But if I was an employeer,
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't be happy.
Speaker 2: No, And if you caught someone doing it, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: not a SICKI take here, are you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I've taken no. I had a day off and I
Speaker 1: got my wisdom teeth out. I can't remember last time
Speaker 1: I took a sick daugh I don't have JINX myself.
Speaker 1: I haven't been sick. I haven't been sick as part
Speaker 1: of over. I don't think I've taken a sick day
Speaker 1: for Channel six?
Speaker 2: Can I just speak on behalf of all the team
Speaker 2: when I say I wish you had have taken more
Speaker 2: days when you had to, wisdo teoth out because the
Speaker 2: amount of winging.
Speaker 1: Really, I look like a chipmunk through a lot of pain.
Speaker 2: I know it will take the tumb off. Yeah, to
Speaker 2: be your hero. No one gave you a medal today,
Speaker 2: No they didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for that. Why do you feel like
Speaker 1: newsreader Abby's got a story in this space?
Speaker 2: Definitely? Do you want to turn your mic on?
Speaker 1: Mate working there?
Speaker 4: I've never lied about being sick, You've never lied. I
Speaker 4: got to the point here where I was that sick
Speaker 4: that boss Josh came in and said, Abs, I need
Speaker 4: you to take the rest of the week off because
Speaker 4: you sound terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2: I remember if she had a coughing fit on air. Yeah,
Speaker 2: please go home.
Speaker 4: I was bringing the what do they call you the
Speaker 4: vaporizer in to try and sort my lungs out.
Speaker 1: It sounded like vin Diesel it's very concerning.
Speaker 2: The whole building. All of Nova nine one nine smelt
Speaker 2: like vapor. Rug you loved it out.
Speaker 1: When did you get done making a sicky?
Speaker 2: I took a sick day from a job when I
Speaker 2: first arrived here in Adelaide, and I was a receptionist
Speaker 2: and I hated that job. I hated it so much.
Speaker 2: The boss was awful, and so I just was like,
Speaker 2: gave myself a mental health day. Unfortunately for me, I
Speaker 2: decided to go for a run late in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: And guess who drove fast? And guess who got called in.
Speaker 1: The next morning, So you got in big trouble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and guess who got told I'll sick? Where you saying?
Speaker 2: I said, oh yeah, it wasn't good. She goes I
Speaker 2: could still go for a run, though, can you.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, but my splits were awful. My one
Speaker 1: case splits were just awful. I'm so disappointed myself. Thirteen,
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, When did you get done faking a SICKI?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Daniel, Hi, good morning, How are you good?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: You're planning to pull a siki?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So I had worked with a bloke for about
Speaker 3: a year and a half so you know, I figured
Speaker 3: he's a friend that can trust him. Blah blah blahh
Speaker 3: And on the weekend I was gonna take an inter
Speaker 3: state trip, so I told him on Monday, I'm going
Speaker 3: to pull a sickie.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: We all laughed about it, chat about it, no problems.
Speaker 3: I go into work on Tuesday. Boss calls me in
Speaker 3: for a meeting and he told me, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3: The guy went behind my back and told him, and
Speaker 3: I got fired on that day.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what a dog of a Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still hold a grudge till this day, and
Speaker 3: it's been about eight nine months.
Speaker 1: Be furious. Hey Daniel, did you confront him? Have you
Speaker 1: spoken to it?
Speaker 3: Ah? No, he did. Like so he did drive past
Speaker 3: my house and sent me a video randomly after six
Speaker 3: months of not speaking to me. So I did the same.
Speaker 3: I found out where he lived and I sent him
Speaker 3: a photo of his own house.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, dangerous territory house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we're into territory there, he goes. Oh my god, Daniel,
Speaker 2: he Nicole.
Speaker 5: Good morning, good morning, welcome back, thank you.
Speaker 2: What happened to Cole?
Speaker 6: I used to work at Flinders. I'm a nurse and
Speaker 6: I was over at a friend's house about oh for dinner,
Speaker 6: for dinner before this night shift that I had to
Speaker 6: go in for, and I wasn't really feeling it, and
Speaker 6: my friend was going to have a great night and
Speaker 6: go to the club and you know, party on and
Speaker 6: I thought, look, I'll call in seat because I hate
Speaker 6: night shift. I don't want to go, and I think
Speaker 6: the club is much better. So I this was back
Speaker 6: in the day. You'd have to call the hospital coordinator
Speaker 6: and then they transfer you to the ward and talk
Speaker 6: to one of the senior nurses. So I spoke to
Speaker 6: the hospital coordinator, said I'm not coming in, and then
Speaker 6: got transferred to the ward one of the senior nurses
Speaker 6: and she's like, oh, you're going to the club, aren't
Speaker 6: you know? I said no, no, no, no, no not
Speaker 6: and then sorry there that night.
Speaker 1: How did that conversation go down? Yeah, that wasn't great.
Speaker 1: It wasn't great. But look, they.
Speaker 6: Couldn't do anything because you know, we're short on nurses
Speaker 6: and I was permanent, so you know, there was nothing
Speaker 6: they could do. I just got, you know a couple
Speaker 6: of dirty looks and you know, talked about behind my
Speaker 6: back for a while. There but there's not really a
Speaker 6: lot they could do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, Nico, listen, I'm working. I'll be nursing
Speaker 2: a hangover.
Speaker 5: In the morning.
Speaker 2: Exactly right, exactly who's it faulty, Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 1: It's still my job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Nicole. Good morning, Joan, good morning. Are
Speaker 2: you good? Good? When did you get caught taking a.
Speaker 7: SICKI sorry, back a couple of years ago when COVID
Speaker 7: was in full swing and the borders were all shut.
Speaker 7: It was a little bit desperate for money, and I
Speaker 7: had an opportunity to go do an interstate job, earn
Speaker 7: a little bit of cash, and end up being falling
Speaker 7: on a Sunday Monday Tuesday, so called in stick for
Speaker 7: my permanent job for Monday Tuesday. Yeah, to do this
Speaker 7: passion hand job. But something went wrong with the border
Speaker 7: re entry and I ended up in quarantine for two weeks.
Speaker 7: I just turned for so I had to explain to
Speaker 7: my boss that I wasn't I wasn't feeling well for
Speaker 7: the Monday Tuesday, but somehow another the cash and hand
Speaker 7: job went south on the weekend, and I mean, I'm
Speaker 7: not being able to come into the next two weeks.
Speaker 1: You can't talk your way out of that. Either you've
Speaker 1: got to come clean. Did did you just go right?
Speaker 1: Here's the situation near Jared?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had to. And my boss was really good
Speaker 7: at the time. He was like, look, don't tell anyone
Speaker 7: else at work. We're going to put you on annually,
Speaker 7: but technically you should be on sick leave. But just
Speaker 7: keep it under wrapped and don't tell anyone else in
Speaker 7: the company and we'll be able to sort it out.
Speaker 7: So he felt really good and about seven hundred dollars
Speaker 7: better off in two weeks rested at the Stanford doing
Speaker 7: too much nothing.
Speaker 1: Not the worst results. Isn't not the worst results?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, COVID fell, the chips fell the way for
Speaker 2: so many people where they got two weeks off right
Speaker 2: to do absolutely nothing in quarantine. That's when I got
Speaker 2: COVID days before Christmas.
Speaker 1: She got oscolated from your family just for Christmas. Wow,
Speaker 1: the different Christmas? Wasn't that good?
Speaker 2: Thanks? That will please about it. Let's go to Hannah
Speaker 2: from Happy Valley. What happened? Hannah?
Speaker 8: Hi, guy, good, it's not me, it's my husband. He
Speaker 8: had Starne any job around over time, he was on
Speaker 8: like the probation. He had a soccer game, and he
Speaker 8: really all it was quite important and didn't want to
Speaker 8: miss it, called and sick was all good, played at
Speaker 8: one for the other. Best time walked in the next
Speaker 8: day is a team because they had made nationals or
Speaker 8: something I'm not very good at, honest, to make the
Speaker 8: front page of the newspaper. They were all standing around
Speaker 8: the bright room with his big smiling face holding a
Speaker 8: crocerball on the front. He was on probation. It's very
Speaker 8: strict workplace and he got sent home before he was
Speaker 8: found his shift.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, what sort of a workplace? Can't
Speaker 2: see the funny sighting that? Thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, an airline during COVID maybe.
Speaker 1: Makes sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay.
Speaker 1: So if we asked your husband right now, Hannah, was
Speaker 1: it worth it, like choosing the glory of winning for
Speaker 1: that soccer game versus losing your job. Do you think
Speaker 1: you change anything?
Speaker 8: I don't think changed anything. I just think maybe who
Speaker 8: he has to come home to me a very angry
Speaker 8: wife with a newborn was probably but the whin I
Speaker 8: think the wind was worth it. He's still probably hasitoricy.
Speaker 1: On his death, so right, you just get the feeling,
Speaker 1: Hannah as well, that's post celebrations. Your husband wasn't entitled
Speaker 1: to a mad Monday despite.
Speaker 8: He was in the doghouse.
Speaker 2: Honest, did you tell me that he found a new job.
Speaker 8: Yes, he did, actually with the next company over. So
Speaker 8: he still sees all mates from work and everyone's too
Speaker 8: laughed about it. He's just not with them anymore.
Speaker 2: It's okay. Sometimes the universe takes care of you and
Speaker 2: gives you a soccer drop.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 8: You're waking up to Adelaide breaking what's news to hi snooziness.
Speaker 5: So this is everything that's happened in the last twelve
Speaker 5: to twenty four hours that you need to know about.
Speaker 2: If you're heading to the gym, heading to the work site,
Speaker 2: whatever it may be, We're going to edumacate you firstly,
Speaker 2: starting with newsreader Abby and oh my goodness, it is
Speaker 2: Isaac Rankin thinking it's getting worse and worse.
Speaker 4: I think we all by this point don't drink an X,
Speaker 4: don't drink or even Instagram, Facebook, whatever, don't do it.
Speaker 4: So basically, Jacob Matheson has tearfully apologized and said that
Speaker 4: he didn't mean what he wrote. He basically got on
Speaker 4: X after Isaac Rankin hit Brandon Stusovich and obviously there
Speaker 4: was concussion there and he came off the field. So
Speaker 4: he was Jacob is a Lined supporter.
Speaker 2: He took to X.
Speaker 4: He said he was drinking, he was intoxicated, he was
Speaker 4: really angry, and he's put the abuse of Ranken up
Speaker 4: on X now. Since then, he's deleted all of his
Speaker 4: social media accounts, but everyone knows who he is because
Speaker 4: he's gone to media and he's spoken of his side
Speaker 4: of things.
Speaker 2: The Lions have also ripped up his membership.
Speaker 4: But you just if you're having a few drinks and
Speaker 4: that's the first thing that comes to your head to post.
Speaker 2: We still have so much work to do as a society.
Speaker 2: That's the frustrating part.
Speaker 4: But this kid, he's, you know, an aspiring sports journalist.
Speaker 2: Well, who's going to touch in out?
Speaker 7: No one.
Speaker 4: You've just stuffed your work prospects up.
Speaker 2: And this is the thing that we say to young
Speaker 2: kids all the time. What you put on the Internet
Speaker 2: will be there in perpetuity. When you go to get
Speaker 2: a job, first thing people are going to do is
Speaker 2: look at your social media. I love was a friend
Speaker 2: of yours that used to say to his kids, whatever
Speaker 2: you post on social media when Scott Morrison was the
Speaker 2: Prime minister. Scott Morrison will see that, and so his kid, well,
Speaker 2: I think there was a guy there was someone who
Speaker 2: can't remember which conversation I was having, but there was
Speaker 2: someone who he told his kids that anything you put
Speaker 2: on social media, the Prime Minister sees, and so they
Speaker 2: were when they first got their phones, were too pretty
Speaker 2: much scared to use them because they went off. But
Speaker 2: the Prime Minister can see everything that we're doing. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this guy yesterday did the rounds with all the media
Speaker 2: as well, and it was just it was a bit bizarre,
Speaker 2: like he didn't get dressed, he was laying in his
Speaker 2: bed half the time, he had his bookshelf behind him,
Speaker 2: and then he was walking around and producer em and
Speaker 2: I was saying, it was like when you give your
Speaker 2: toddler your phone for like to speak to Grandma on FaceTime,
Speaker 2: and it's just like shots the ceiling. But I don't
Speaker 2: know it just he made no effort just to fully
Speaker 2: redeem himself by sitting there in front of the camera
Speaker 2: wearing a shirt just going this is completely out of character.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. This is a warning to everyone not
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 1: I think I think the thing as well that people
Speaker 1: think when it comes to football and people saying I'm
Speaker 1: a member, I've got the right to do things bets
Speaker 1: on and things like that. The fact that you're thinking
Speaker 1: those thoughts, he put it via Ex's concern is the
Speaker 1: most concerning thing.
Speaker 2: You have a right.
Speaker 4: You have a right to be You have a right
Speaker 4: to be upset, and you have a right to be
Speaker 4: passionate about the club lose like the Crows. When you
Speaker 4: know the Crows haven't had a great season. You have
Speaker 4: a right to be passionate about that stuff. But you
Speaker 4: don't have a right to verbally abuse people online.
Speaker 2: And racially racially vilify them. And the fact that he's
Speaker 2: drunk and his mind goes there, you're right.
Speaker 1: The other thing is, well, we get to we get
Speaker 1: to obviously cross paths at Channel seven with all these
Speaker 1: footballs for the people and probably some Crows supporters are
Speaker 1: likely enough to meet Isaac Rankin. You quickly realize he's
Speaker 1: a young he's a beautiful young man. So they're not
Speaker 1: these invincible I don't see or I don't care about
Speaker 1: or I'm made of steel type players that people think
Speaker 1: that are. They think that AFL players are immune to
Speaker 1: anything that happens. To speak to Isaac Rank and you
Speaker 1: realize he's just like you in terms of he's a vulnerable,
Speaker 1: beautiful young man. Only difference is he's much better at
Speaker 1: football than you.
Speaker 2: Yes, and this is their job.
Speaker 4: They're going to work and they're doing a job. So
Speaker 4: it's like us, we come to work, we do a job.
Speaker 4: It's like this kid who you know goes to work,
Speaker 4: does a job. If he got a racially villified at
Speaker 4: his job, you know, be horrible if.
Speaker 1: You're a workplace. Imagine saying that to someone else's workplace. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's okay to say to professional football in this country.
Speaker 1: It's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 2: An absolutely mistress. Actually, Alex Dimonor well done through to
Speaker 2: the quarterfinals of Wimbledon. Beat Frenchman Arthur Fiels say quickly
Speaker 2: and confident Arthur Fields and just.
Speaker 1: On that, do you remember the best one that I've
Speaker 1: ever heard called James Borla James?
Speaker 2: Anyway, he beat him six two six four four six
Speaker 2: six three. He won and everyone's like elated for him.
Speaker 2: But his foot got stuck in the grass and it
Speaker 2: jardi's him. So he's sort of instead of celebrating, went
Speaker 2: and sat down, looked at his box, shook his head.
Speaker 1: So how to get stuck in the grass? What was
Speaker 1: he playing with Kilburno for? It's pretty short.
Speaker 2: Cut it it's pretty pristine. I don't think you get
Speaker 2: a better manicured surface than Wimbledon, do you. So there's
Speaker 2: some concern over him, but he has said he'll be alright.
Speaker 2: He'll he'll soldier on and into the quarterfinals. Well done,
Speaker 2: world ranking up to number six, Now.
Speaker 1: That's very nice, general, let's hear from it.
Speaker 9: The problem is that I just tried too high on
Speaker 9: the tennis court, right, I'm trying to reach every single ball,
Speaker 9: and yeah, I just jotted a little bit. But it's
Speaker 9: nothing to worry about. I'll be back. I'll be fine,
Speaker 9: and I'll be ready to go.
Speaker 2: That's what you're saying a job interview. Hey, what are
Speaker 2: your weaknesses. I'm just a perfectionist. I tried too hard.
Speaker 1: I love the team too much. Yeah, I'm too devoted
Speaker 1: to this job. Looks sorry, I love fresh hits too much.
Speaker 2: I mean my problem is, and this is what I said,
Speaker 2: I just live for throwbacks, Yeah, throwbacks like and I'm
Speaker 2: a little bit too intense.
Speaker 1: About it throwbacks is my oxygen. That is your post
Speaker 1: snooze news. Sydney nightclub Chinese Laundry is encouraging clubbers to
Speaker 1: stop using cameras on their phone.
Speaker 2: Wait, so Chinese Laundry is the name of the nightclub.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's a really famous nightclub up in Sydney, like
Speaker 1: a real solid dance nightclubs where you go to rave.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that was rare, that was rage. So it
Speaker 1: reopened last week. The legendary local music venue decided it
Speaker 1: didn't want visitors to take photos and videos inside. Instead,
Speaker 1: it wants them to focus on enjoying the moments. Oh hallelujah.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the moment, guys. So when you enter the nightclub,
Speaker 1: patrons have a sticker placed on their mobile phone camera. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you can't take photos, wouldn't you.
Speaker 2: Just remove the sticker if you're really desperate.
Speaker 1: You can And the stickers are optional and it reads
Speaker 1: on the sticker Laundry instructions. It also includes the drawing
Speaker 1: of a phone with the cross throught the head of
Speaker 1: Music and Nightlife, Nick van Teel the big deal stuff.
Speaker 1: He said the response from visitors has been mostly positive.
Speaker 1: He said there aren't any consequences and pose on those
Speaker 1: who choose to remove the sticker. But so far everyone's
Speaker 1: been really supportive of the idea and it's had a
Speaker 1: very positive effect on the experience inside of the club.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the moment, guys.
Speaker 2: I do love that, because now when you go to
Speaker 2: concerts pretty hazy. It's like everyone's filming the concert on
Speaker 2: their phones. It's like instead of just being in the moment.
Speaker 1: But I wonder if we had phones back in the day,
Speaker 1: whether you would get your phones out anyway, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, you know, it's this new generation. I
Speaker 1: feel like we would have always done. And then of
Speaker 1: those there's those photos of people reading the newspaper on
Speaker 1: the train. Yeah they were doing that because they didn't
Speaker 1: have cameras back in the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very true, But good.
Speaker 1: Point from Nick. Just enjoy the music so you can
Speaker 1: bury your face in your phone, or you can engage
Speaker 1: in some really awkward chat. I've gotta be kidding. I remember,
Speaker 1: as a young man at a nightclub going up to
Speaker 1: a girl who was very, very pretty right and saying
Speaker 1: to her, he's a last breaker, how are you going for? Thanks?
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I got nothing else, And
Speaker 1: I said have you been and she said, yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, now I've really got nothing. And
Speaker 1: I swear to you. I said to her, Oh, no,
Speaker 1: how will you be at that moment? And at that
Speaker 1: moment she had to go to the toilet. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't know that she need to go to the toilet.
Speaker 1: I just feel like she was avoiding that social situation.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I remember when I went and saw things
Speaker 2: of stone and wood. Can you remember them? They say,
Speaker 2: Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Helen, Happy birthday Helen.
Speaker 2: On the Gold Coast at Cheek his night, And if
Speaker 2: I had had a phone, I wouldn't have noticed that
Speaker 2: this really born, cute surfer was perving on me and
Speaker 2: he wouldn't approach me. If I had a stand stood
Speaker 2: there on my phone taking photo, we wouldn't have ended
Speaker 2: up passing by the end of the night.
Speaker 1: So you weren't passing to this. Enjoy the mamma. Guys,
Speaker 1: Joe's money can't buy happiness. We know that, yes, but
Speaker 1: apparently he can buy you all sorts of outrageously random things,
Speaker 1: including a spot in heaven. Yeah, that's right. Hundred dollars
Speaker 1: per square meat. It will cost you for a little
Speaker 1: spot in heaven. And here's the headline. Christian Church goes
Speaker 1: by off for saying plots of land in heaven. A
Speaker 1: passer has claimed that God authorized him to sell plots
Speaker 1: of land in heaven, assuring buyers a spot near God's
Speaker 1: palace regardless of the plot size. How could this possibly
Speaker 1: go through? A circulating brochure outlines the purchase process, depicting
Speaker 1: a middle class house in the sky and a family
Speaker 1: for ascending golden steps towards it.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Payment options include Visa MasterCard, Google Pay, American Express, and
Speaker 1: Apple Pay with the Stormer plans available. That's a dead
Speaker 1: said thing.
Speaker 2: I just had this vision of the Hayes family ascending
Speaker 2: towards heaven towards your plot, and there's like the pearly gates,
Speaker 2: and then who's in charge of them? Anyway? He's like, yep, yeah, Inigo, Andrew, Inigo, Kara, Yep, no, Henry,
Speaker 2: that's Lotty. Oh your kidding me?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 1: Lotty getting halfway up and then falling off because you
Speaker 1: tried to wrestle a cloud landing Hell thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Some of the random things that you can buy Producer Emily,
Speaker 1: you've got one. I do.
Speaker 5: So this was for my high school boyfriend. I bought
Speaker 5: him a plot of land in Scotland so he could
Speaker 5: be a lord.
Speaker 1: Wow, a lord thing, that's it.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Remember Heath Sure, he's play football. Yeah, I think he
Speaker 1: did that same process. He's Lord Heath Shure.
Speaker 5: There you go. Yeah, so you can buy a ten
Speaker 5: square foot plot and at the moment it's one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: So that's a ten square foot plot of land in
Speaker 5: kill Nation. You become a laird, lord or lady of
Speaker 5: the Glen Jose.
Speaker 1: You would have bought some random stuff. I just know,
Speaker 1: if I know anything, I know Jody has made some
Speaker 1: really ridiculous purchases.
Speaker 2: I'm a Facebook marketer's dream as you well know. You
Speaker 2: remember that time I brought that like egg dispenser. It's
Speaker 2: still sitting in my covered it's like a stack of it.
Speaker 2: I'll bring it in if someone wants it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We had a babysitter that when Harper was born, bought
Speaker 2: her a star.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you purchased a star and it's property of
Speaker 1: you now.
Speaker 2: Just a star. And then she's got a poster on
Speaker 2: her wall of the star. That's named after Harper Oddie,
Speaker 2: and it's got all the directions and at pinpoints where
Speaker 2: it is. It's beautiful. What a gorgeous thought.
Speaker 1: So done. Stars cover explode at any second, yeah, and disappear.
Speaker 5: I think, not to get all scientific because I'm probably wrong,
Speaker 5: but I think the stars that we actually see probably
Speaker 5: don't actually exist anymore. So really, the star that she's
Speaker 5: bought for Harper isn't even there anymore. Don't tell her
Speaker 5: that she.
Speaker 1: Might credits all half.
Speaker 2: That's not kind because her grandfather, who died a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago, we always point to the stars.
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot of Emily, Thanks a lot Emily.
Speaker 2: Sorry, are you saying Poppy Jeff doesn't exist in this.
Speaker 5: Guy, I'm not saying anything. I'm saying science says that
Speaker 5: might be the case.
Speaker 2: Right. Wow.
Speaker 1: Also, I can see your Harper and my Lott. You've
Speaker 1: been like, no, I want that one. Sorry, that's the
Speaker 1: moon for me, Joe's here's some of the random things
Speaker 1: that you can buy on the internet. I'm going to
Speaker 1: start with the romance novel that you didn't know that
Speaker 1: you needed. It's called but Wait, You're a horse, and
Speaker 1: it said the romantic novel The story of a woman
Speaker 1: who falls in love with a horse.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. I mean we have a name for that.
Speaker 2: That's called beastie hole. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bogged down in details. So that's of tour bucks.
Speaker 1: On Amazon, there's a Crapping Cat's calendar, a genuine calendar
Speaker 1: of different photos of cats taking a crap. That's good.
Speaker 1: And they're so delicate when do it too, aren't they?
Speaker 2: Aren't they?
Speaker 1: It's like they're very embarrassed. Yeah about it. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't let yourself get photographed idiots. This is one of
Speaker 1: my favorites. A licky cat hair brush. So it is
Speaker 1: a brush that you attach in your mouth and you
Speaker 1: brush your cat and it looks like you're licking them,
Speaker 1: because that's what cat's like to do. Twenty five dollars
Speaker 1: on Amazon.
Speaker 2: Super Weird Animal Themes in what you've just said?
Speaker 1: Yes and finally and I don't know why I feel
Speaker 1: like I need this for sixteen dollars on Amazon. Urinal
Speaker 1: shot glasses. So there's shot glasses that are shaped like urinals.
Speaker 1: Don't you feel like you need them?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Your birthday's just been
Speaker 2: a girl.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess you know what to get me for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Perfect that or my new favorite novel. But wait, you're
Speaker 1: a horse. Just peel back the curtain, Joe's Would you.
Speaker 5: Just say it's not fucking say it on air?
Speaker 2: I just said you, okay, can you do me a favorite?
Speaker 2: If you do win, just don't be a bleep wit?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: And what did you say?
Speaker 1: Nope? I can promise the opposite of that. Yes, I
Speaker 1: can be an all time bleep witch.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well I'm anticipating that. Cassie from Seacliff, good morning to you. Hello,
Speaker 2: that's really kind and thank you for choosing me. I
Speaker 2: know it was a pity sort of selection, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: I understand my ranking system here. Good luck to ask
Speaker 2: Cassie and let's got it.
Speaker 5: Chris to Fairview Park. Hey Chris, good morning.
Speaker 7: Good on Chris.
Speaker 1: Thanks for jumping on board.
Speaker 7: You won't need it.
Speaker 2: But that's the sort of arrogance I said. I said
Speaker 2: to Hazy not to be a bleep wit. I will
Speaker 2: say the same thing to you, Chris.
Speaker 1: We're a nice du are you and me? Chris? Just
Speaker 1: a couple of bits, all right?
Speaker 2: So this is how it works. Two and nova songs
Speaker 2: orchestralized and we have to guess the name and the artists?
Speaker 2: Am I right?
Speaker 5: Producer, Emily, I would say three Nova songs, not two yep,
Speaker 5: But that's all right, hopefully closed to it being all
Speaker 5: over into So just to score update, it is Hazy
Speaker 5: on fifteen, Jodie on seven. So a little bit to
Speaker 5: come back from. Are we both ready? Names and your
Speaker 5: buzzes and as soon as you buzz in, we don't
Speaker 5: have time to wait. Okay, none of these.
Speaker 3: Around.
Speaker 5: I'm going to be stricter them, Zoe, Okay, let's go
Speaker 5: song number one please.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know what it is.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 1: So I know that I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: the title.
Speaker 2: I think, oh my.
Speaker 5: God, I know it said, okay, got to name your
Speaker 5: buther Jody home on guys, yeap Haze.
Speaker 1: Title swift Trouble.
Speaker 5: No, no, Joe, you didn't say name. No he did
Speaker 5: because he didn't have the full title.
Speaker 2: I knew you were trouble.
Speaker 5: A little bit too cocky that this could come back
Speaker 5: about you.
Speaker 1: My gosh, what about I went straight for the song revealed.
Speaker 5: I know I didn't even boys here that could come
Speaker 5: back by you knew what it.
Speaker 2: Was, but I couldn't think of the title.
Speaker 1: My god, I'm losing. This is what this feels like.
Speaker 5: Okay, she should get all right? Ready, ready for song
Speaker 5: number two?
Speaker 1: One direction? You don't know you're beautiful?
Speaker 5: No, Jody?
Speaker 2: One direction. It's just beautiful, isn't it.
Speaker 1: No, don't you don't know?
Speaker 5: You don't know. You don't go again?
Speaker 1: No, you don't hazy, you don't know your beautiful? One direction?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: What makes you beautiful?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 5: One direction? Chat morning.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you're way harder than Zoey.
Speaker 5: I told you I'm.
Speaker 2: Here to be stre actually imagine big Max and that
Speaker 2: was your money.
Speaker 1: All right? Ready, So I'm going for a drawer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you can't here. Okay, my god, you can't love.
Speaker 5: She can't. But also outright she can. Yeah, you can't
Speaker 5: win at all. You can draw, I can draw, all right.
Speaker 5: Song number three places up, Tony Apple, Barbie girl Joy.
Speaker 1: What's what's going on here?
Speaker 5: Do you feel okay? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm all dizzy.
Speaker 5: So not only did Jodey win, but Cassie from Seacliffe
Speaker 5: takes home a Willis Family pass as well.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2: Do you know where you know when you're in a
Speaker 2: situation where no one has faith and you know one
Speaker 2: in the world and you're the only one. Cassie, you
Speaker 2: enjoy that movie and you have some popcorn on me, darl.
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, Chris, I'm so sorry, mate, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7: What a disappointment.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Thank you for calling up. Kara Hayes.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh there you go. Eight fifteen eight fifteen.
Speaker 3: Ja.
Speaker 1: Don't call it a come back, but you're trending in
Speaker 1: the right direction.
Speaker 2: I will take this victory. I'll take the four points.
Speaker 2: I'll take the w full credit to the boys.
Speaker 1: You're on FID. Don't even look at the screen. What
Speaker 1: song we got to here?
Speaker 5: Go for?
Speaker 2: Oh? This is Taylor Swift and this is this is
Speaker 2: a move that's about her being unhinged.
Speaker 1: Sometimes feedback is good, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's good, Sometimes it's nasty. And in this case,
Speaker 2: you received a little bit of solid feedback about your
Speaker 2: work on Channel seven.
Speaker 1: Interesting. So we did a little hosting This is with
Speaker 1: Bruce Abernethi, the Great Bruce Abnethie on the weekend for
Speaker 1: the Crows game and at halftime. By halftime, we're already
Speaker 1: starting to talk about the Isaac Rankin situation where he
Speaker 1: collected Starsovich in the head. In time, it didn't look
Speaker 1: like he got him in the head. But then since then,
Speaker 1: when they're both gone off to be assessed and Isaac
Speaker 1: had a little bump on his head, you thought, well,
Speaker 1: there's a head clash here, okay, so we had to
Speaker 1: talk about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and talk about it you did. And then Scott
Speaker 2: jumped on his keyboard and has said to you in
Speaker 2: a tweet, since when has your sternam been part of
Speaker 2: your head? Isaac Rankin clearly hit him under the rib
Speaker 2: cage and knocked the wind out of him. Isaac spelt incorrectly,
Speaker 2: by the way, those two port powers supporting numb skull singular.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm pretty sure there too.
Speaker 1: That's a bit harsh. One Aba.
Speaker 2: On Channel seven should just shut the front door and
Speaker 2: worry about Ken and the booing.
Speaker 1: Oh solid stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, Scotty, there's a couple of things to take away here.
Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately, first of all, Scott, unfortunately, I hate it
Speaker 1: that we were right in four weeks.
Speaker 2: I've worked with you long enough to know that you
Speaker 2: hate being right.
Speaker 1: I really am right. I don't want to write this
Speaker 1: particular case, but who would have thought so?
Speaker 2: I guess if you're going off with concussion protocols, there's
Speaker 2: been a head knock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes your heads can connected toast and all those
Speaker 1: tops of things.
Speaker 2: I just will say this, if you're going to be
Speaker 2: a bit of a turd on Twitter, at least get
Speaker 2: your spelling right and your grammar, because immediately people will
Speaker 2: pile on w they and go oh good on your mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see. I've got heaps of main tweets before.
Speaker 1: Only once have I written back, actually twice. One time
Speaker 1: during my ACN days, some blokes said Andrew Hayes is
Speaker 1: nothing more than Cane Corn's little lap dog, so I
Speaker 1: responded with a little dog EMIJI, and then first it
Speaker 1: got around me after that, which is quite strange. And
Speaker 1: another time was a bloke who was absolutely teeing off
Speaker 1: on me about something that had heard on SCN. Oh heyes,
Speaker 1: you're an absolute Twitter I bet if you did this, this,
Speaker 1: this and this, and then I had to respond and
Speaker 1: say thanks for the feedback, mate, but I wasn't on
Speaker 1: this morning. I think you've mistook me for David King,
Speaker 1: but that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think when you're kind to people back then,
Speaker 2: they sort of really backtrack. I had one. I had
Speaker 2: this guy absolutely rip into me. Is sent me a
Speaker 2: DM ripped into me on Instagram, was like, you're this
Speaker 2: and you're that, NA, And I just wrote back and said, mate,
Speaker 2: thanks for your feedback. Really appreciate it. I think it's
Speaker 2: important to remember that kindness is a really good thing
Speaker 2: in this world, et cetera. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: You took the noble path.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then he wrote back, Oh, sorry, mate, I
Speaker 2: was so blind. I don't remember sending that.
Speaker 1: I was so drunk, I.
Speaker 2: Was so drug I don't recall abusing you on Instagram.
Speaker 1: So I was about that sometimes in this space Jodes
Speaker 1: and I'll rarely reply, but I think, what would the
Speaker 1: great James Plant du Yeah beautiful And if you're not aware,
Speaker 1: James Plant on Twitter is mad so brilliou. He gets
Speaker 1: told a lot and he responds yeah.
Speaker 2: Because the people take umbradge to his music and they
Speaker 2: don't like it, that's fine, but I still think keep
Speaker 2: your thoughts to yourself. You don't like James Blunt music,
Speaker 2: don't listen to it.
Speaker 1: For example, user A said, does anyone else hate James
Speaker 1: Bond's voice. I can't stand it. James responded with I
Speaker 1: never like the sound of my voice either until it
Speaker 1: made me rich. But he is rich and very successful.
Speaker 1: That sucks. Here's another one for you. This person wrote,
Speaker 1: do you think James Blunt has run out of visit
Speaker 1: your beautiful money yet? And he responded with ha ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, he doesn't stop.
Speaker 2: This is my favorite. Do you want to hear my
Speaker 2: favorite from James Blunt? Okay? Someone wrote on Twitter? Has
Speaker 2: James Blunt done anything other than you're beautiful? And he
Speaker 2: wrote that and a few supermodels.
Speaker 1: That's why, that's why he's the king. Listen to it. Yeah, oh, James,
Speaker 1: you are beautiful in all situations. You've got to ask
Speaker 1: yourself what would the great James might do? I'm still
Speaker 1: going to take the path I'm not responding.
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't have a witty response for Scott?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I just I can't. I can't respond.
Speaker 1: It's too late now. Yeah, it's too late now, moment's
Speaker 1: passed months past. I'm not witty enough to.
Speaker 2: By the way, it's o when you go home in
Speaker 2: your line bag and you go why didn't I say
Speaker 2: that it'll come to be top,