Speaker 1: We got get you the morning every day every gentleman Adelaides.
Speaker 2: He gets to Houston again, we don't have a problem.
Speaker 3: Please welcome to the Jodey and Hazy Show.
Speaker 4: Dan Houston.
Speaker 5: When you first started out in football, we're like, I
Speaker 5: need to have a sexy kick.
Speaker 4: Was that the objective because you've got one?
Speaker 6: No, I think it was first, yeah, be tough, be strong,
Speaker 6: kick goals, and then now I've dropped right away just
Speaker 6: to having a sexy kick.
Speaker 4: That though, what makes it sexy.
Speaker 7: The accuracy is what makes it so sexy.
Speaker 8: Acau doesn't matter what it looks like coming off the boot,
Speaker 8: but when you've got pinpoint accuracy probably too within five
Speaker 8: centimeters over forty five meters.
Speaker 7: Wow, I'm getting so and bothered.
Speaker 9: If your teammates get there, they make you look good.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, look at that humility. I told you someone
Speaker 5: who wasn't humble during the week. That's our boy Josh Shelley,
Speaker 5: who came in a little earlier, and he had this
Speaker 5: to say about the heartland of Port Adelaide and your supporters.
Speaker 10: You can just hear all the fans with their no
Speaker 10: teeth in the background.
Speaker 7: Fine, right, response, Dan.
Speaker 6: It's a bit of a bit of showdown week stuff,
Speaker 6: which is always expected. Josh being Josh, And I think
Speaker 6: I love our fans. I love what they bring, I
Speaker 6: love their passion, and they get us over the line
Speaker 6: and get us to where we are now on the ladder,
Speaker 6: and I absolutely love them and can't wait to hear
Speaker 6: them barracking for us on the weekend.
Speaker 4: When you say, Josh being Josh, what exactly.
Speaker 9: Don't pump it up?
Speaker 7: So I'm going to say that I love the rivalry.
Speaker 9: It's great.
Speaker 8: It's little things like this so and I don't know
Speaker 8: what happens internally with the club would say or don't
Speaker 8: do that stuff and just concentrate on the game. But
Speaker 8: if a club says just another game, it's not. And
Speaker 8: this is why little things like this is why people
Speaker 8: from in to stay go. Well, you know what, maybe
Speaker 8: that is the best rival in the AFL.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I think definitely.
Speaker 6: When it's been pumped up in the past, it it
Speaker 6: translates down the field. And I think at this at
Speaker 6: this stage in the year where we're very focused on
Speaker 6: winning this week and treating Anilators as any other team.
Speaker 6: We need to get a win and we need to
Speaker 6: secure top four.
Speaker 5: Well, Dan, we've got something for you, just in cause
Speaker 5: you do encounter some supporters who don't have any teeth
Speaker 5: during the week or if you in fact find yourself without.
Speaker 4: Teeth after the weekend.
Speaker 5: Here go at.
Speaker 9: They're my favorite. I don't want.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not peppermint.
Speaker 5: I'm probably sure you're supposed to play with them first
Speaker 5: before you eat.
Speaker 4: That's the whole point used to.
Speaker 8: We put it out there before as well, so set
Speaker 8: us a text. I thought of nine one, nine, nine
Speaker 8: or nine just for any sort of message of support,
Speaker 8: maybe some songs to get the great man up and about.
Speaker 8: So a lot of people sending you some music, unbelievable,
Speaker 8: so we've got some names and maybe some initials here.
Speaker 8: I don't have this makes sense to you, But is it?
Speaker 8: Ken h said, play Dan this song. That's a nice song.
Speaker 9: Isn't that that's good?
Speaker 7: I'm not sure I think it is. He's this one.
Speaker 7: Al said, play Dan this song to get him up
Speaker 7: and about own. That's pretty good because.
Speaker 9: It's actually good.
Speaker 7: Sign completely random. I don't have to hear anything to you,
Speaker 7: but it was this one Ratticalia.
Speaker 5: Does this.
Speaker 7: I don't know what's going on here because.
Speaker 8: Also we got one from is it M gone?
Speaker 7: I not sure that makes sense? Is going to do
Speaker 7: it all? But this is good bea I think we've
Speaker 7: got one final one. I don't know, do you know
Speaker 7: what Simon G? Who's the Simon G?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 7: Anyway, So I hope those times have.
Speaker 9: Let you up and about, up and up and about.
Speaker 7: If you can make any sense of that whatsoever? I
Speaker 7: mean en lighting us?
Speaker 9: But yeah, interesting common theme in there somewhere.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Crazy.
Speaker 4: We definitely won't talk about those contract wroevers.
Speaker 7: We won't.
Speaker 4: We simply refuse to well, majority and hazy show.
Speaker 8: I mean, what's to say there's a lot going on
Speaker 8: behind the scenes? Is that much we can say?
Speaker 6: My focus is fully on the game and going into
Speaker 6: finals this year. And you know, obviously there's some talk
Speaker 6: going around at the moment and I leave that to
Speaker 6: my manager and I love my manager. He does such
Speaker 6: a great job. And this stuff's happened before. He's had
Speaker 6: Oli and Olie's had that stuff go on, and you
Speaker 6: know he handles it really well. And make sure my
Speaker 6: focus is fully on playing and playing for Port this week.
Speaker 7: But a lot with oldn't it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Always something that carlon the times?
Speaker 5: Do you know, it's kind of flattering. You know, it
Speaker 5: means you're in such good form that you wanted. You know,
Speaker 5: it's better to be talked about than.
Speaker 4: Not at all.
Speaker 7: Yeah, damn sexy kick, Yeah, sexy kick.
Speaker 4: You need to calm down.
Speaker 9: It's not just the kick, the person as well.
Speaker 4: More than just a sexy kick, Oh Dan.
Speaker 5: This weekend showdowns are always spicy, and obviously we've had.
Speaker 4: A bit of fuel on the fire with our boy
Speaker 4: Joshua Shelley.
Speaker 5: But geez, I mean it has to be a next level.
Speaker 5: You cannot stand here and say it's just another game.
Speaker 6: No, I mean, well, you look at you look it's
Speaker 6: twenty seven to twenty eight I think, and the Crows
Speaker 6: are up. We would love to get one back. And
Speaker 6: if I was a betting man, I'd be betting on
Speaker 6: the outside because it always evens itself out. Not the
Speaker 6: encourage betting, but it's always a fifty to fifty ball game,
Speaker 6: and we know that the Crows rock up for this game,
Speaker 6: and you know we rock up too, and it's like
Speaker 6: a finals like game and we look forward to it
Speaker 6: every year.
Speaker 9: It's not just another game. But you know, our focus
Speaker 9: is what we can do.
Speaker 8: All right, We're just a bit of a We're going
Speaker 8: to put you on the spot here on this without
Speaker 8: actually speaking to you. We've been saying all morning that
Speaker 8: we hope Dan Houston's got some showdown tickets. Do you
Speaker 8: have some showdown tickets to give away?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Out of down?
Speaker 5: Is it? No, I've all gone to my friends and family. Sorry,
Speaker 5: sought yourself.
Speaker 7: There, would have got a little double pass, double pass?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I wanted to bring in more about you said
Speaker 9: just a double pass today.
Speaker 7: Okay, very good?
Speaker 4: That a twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: Give us a call if you want to go along
Speaker 5: to showdown, just very quickly before we let you go
Speaker 5: because we have to because you have to go upstairs
Speaker 5: to five double A, which will be an absolute grilling
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 4: What was I going to say now I've completely forgotten.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, the Crows this week had a prank where
Speaker 5: one of their boats was stolen. Josh was saying that
Speaker 5: Luke Nan Curvis had his boat stolen from the front
Speaker 5: of his house.
Speaker 4: Pranks in the club at Port Adelaide.
Speaker 6: Who's the big There's been a few actually, like Dylan Williams,
Speaker 6: Mitch Georgiadi, Zach Butter's go around to houses I've actually
Speaker 6: had one where I was playing PlayStation upstairs at my
Speaker 6: house living.
Speaker 9: With other players.
Speaker 6: I was actually home with one of the other players
Speaker 6: downstairs and the wi fi went off and it was
Speaker 6: in my mate's room upstairs. I'm like, okay, so the
Speaker 6: wi fi has just gone off. I got off the PlayStation,
Speaker 6: walked across the room into the on suite where the
Speaker 6: WiFi was up top.
Speaker 12: Bang.
Speaker 6: Olie Wines comes out screaming at me, and I absolutely
Speaker 6: shat him. He had climbed up onto the balcony into
Speaker 6: the into Google's room and just flicked the Wi Fi off.
Speaker 6: All We've all at the same time gone, oh God,
Speaker 6: what's happened here? And I'm like, no, leave it to me,
Speaker 6: I'll go turn it back. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Bang, that is amazing. And then what five minutes later
Speaker 7: Google hell traded.
Speaker 13: Unrelatedrelated Thank you so much, Huston, and also a Josh
Speaker 13: from Prospect You, oh, Dan Houston are big because he's
Speaker 13: given me ticket beer beer good luck said do not,
Speaker 13: thank you very much and good luck upstairs.
Speaker 7: Thank you. Let's talk about Australia's most recent hero.
Speaker 8: With ray Gun Raygan, Yes, right, good moves.
Speaker 7: Do you score no points?
Speaker 8: News reader, Abby Joints is as good morning to you.
Speaker 8: Raygun has spoken.
Speaker 14: Yes, Raygun has officially spoken, So she basically broke her
Speaker 14: silence overnight. She went viral obviously for the Kangaroo Hop
Speaker 14: and essentially not really understanding or doing any moves that
Speaker 14: are considered breakdancing. But yeah, she's essentially come out, and
Speaker 14: she said that she gave it a rule, but she
Speaker 14: was yet, she was pretty upset.
Speaker 12: Let's take a listen.
Speaker 15: I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into
Speaker 15: your lives.
Speaker 11: That's what I hoped.
Speaker 15: I didn't realize that.
Speaker 5: That would also open the door to so much hate,
Speaker 5: which has frankly been pretty devastating.
Speaker 14: So a change door all petition has actually been started.
Speaker 14: Essentially around nearly fifty thousand people have signed this saying
Speaker 14: that we should have an apology from Chef Mission Animes
Speaker 14: for allowing Reygun to be allowed into the competition.
Speaker 5: Okay, so Anna's supposed to be across every event, in
Speaker 5: every participant issue.
Speaker 4: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Animes is the busiest woman on the planet. Well, how
Speaker 5: is she supposed to know that a break dancer wasn't
Speaker 5: going to be up to stand?
Speaker 14: I understand that but you'd have other people. Surely it
Speaker 14: wouldn't just be Anna signing off on everyone. You'd have
Speaker 14: other people within the organization.
Speaker 5: But if you didn't come to Anna and go hey,
Speaker 5: well here, that's what I'm saying though, so then they
Speaker 5: need to be pulled up. If you went to if
Speaker 5: you went to Breaking and you saw someone hopping around
Speaker 5: like a kangaroo and you didn't go to the Chef
Speaker 5: di mission and say, oh, hey, I think we've got
Speaker 5: an issue here.
Speaker 4: So I've got we've.
Speaker 12: Got some concerns here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right. Regan left us with this at the
Speaker 7: back end of her statement.
Speaker 15: I'm going to be in Europe for a few weeks
Speaker 15: for some pre planned downtime, but I really like to
Speaker 15: ask the press to please stop harassing my family, my friends,
Speaker 15: Australian breaking community and the broader street dance community.
Speaker 8: I just don't know who the breaking community who's been harassed.
Speaker 4: Yes, and also I'm going to be in the South
Speaker 4: of France with all my break dancing bunny.
Speaker 7: Be boys and flag girls.
Speaker 8: Unfortunately, Reagan, he want us to stop talking about you.
Speaker 7: But guess what, We've gotta.
Speaker 12: Do it anyway, We're gonna do it. Anyway, We've gotta
Speaker 12: do it anywhere.
Speaker 7: It's not going to change anything.
Speaker 4: Oh do you think sorry?
Speaker 14: Look I do. I feel sorry for her. But also
Speaker 14: on the other side of that, you don't brog up
Speaker 14: to the Olympics, do some pilates moves and jump around
Speaker 14: like a kangaroo and say, oh, I was just trying
Speaker 14: to bring something unique and different.
Speaker 12: It's the Olympic Games, and.
Speaker 14: They talk about, oh, we go over there just to
Speaker 14: do our best and just be a.
Speaker 12: Part of it.
Speaker 14: I'm sorry, but I wouldn't go my whole life jumping
Speaker 14: into a port four thirty in the morning just to
Speaker 14: go over there just to Oh, I'm just going over there,
Speaker 14: just for a bit of fun.
Speaker 7: Just to eric the Yali.
Speaker 4: It's the Olympics for goodnes say the Olympics.
Speaker 12: If you want to have a bit of fun.
Speaker 14: Go to a street corner on a Saturday night and
Speaker 14: swing around on your head and jump on your kangaroo Olympics.
Speaker 7: You're supposed to be a fly girl.
Speaker 5: And also don't bring your Saturday nights into it either.
Speaker 14: By the way, me laying on the couch eating chocolate crime.
Speaker 7: You do it so well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is my collection of thoughts of everything that's
Speaker 5: gone down during the week.
Speaker 4: Are you ready for it?
Speaker 7: I think so? Go on, then here we go.
Speaker 4: See diary.
Speaker 5: Well, didn't Hazy have his gun out of its holster
Speaker 5: to start the week?
Speaker 7: You just feel like she's ready to go bang ray gunstyle.
Speaker 5: We played loose lips, the game where we whack some
Speaker 5: noise canceling headphones on one of us and the other
Speaker 5: person has to guess what they're saying.
Speaker 7: I'd like to eat your scrot.
Speaker 4: Opposition leader David Spears quit politics.
Speaker 7: Was it too soon for me to lead the party?
Speaker 4: Or was the party simply not ready for me to lead?
Speaker 4: It turns out that was just code for.
Speaker 8: David Spears pretty much said if you can't handle me
Speaker 8: my worst, you don't deserve my best.
Speaker 7: So there's a lot going on in Joshua.
Speaker 4: Shelley also fired some shots Pupil.
Speaker 10: You can just hear all the corn fans with their
Speaker 10: no teeth in the background.
Speaker 5: We discovered cheese was a great small talk topic. You
Speaker 5: just need to know what your cheeses are.
Speaker 7: What's your favorite cheese? Helen, there, I don't know what
Speaker 7: that is?
Speaker 12: Side?
Speaker 7: Are you kidding me right now? You don't eat you
Speaker 7: don't know what cammer is?
Speaker 4: Is that? Are you what?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 5: I know my cheese, but apparently I can't focus.
Speaker 7: Sometimes I'll throw it to Jodie because I can't remember
Speaker 7: I'm supposed to say. And I look at you and
Speaker 7: your eyes looking in different directions. You've got that chameleon
Speaker 7: thing going on. Well, no help there.
Speaker 5: We chatted about love more specifically the three stages we
Speaker 5: go through in life. A great opportunity for Hazy to
Speaker 5: ask if a divorced woman has ever experienced heartbreak, then
Speaker 5: there's our.
Speaker 1: Second love, the hard one. You get hurt in this one.
Speaker 1: This love teaches us lessons and makes us stronger. This
Speaker 1: is one way we grow. Now we know the difference
Speaker 1: between good and bad partners. We now know exactly what
Speaker 1: we want and what we don't want.
Speaker 11: Okay, so you experienced that, hang on, hang on, It
Speaker 11: was a joke.
Speaker 7: Experience a heartbreak.
Speaker 5: Dodgy Tats discuss but totally unrelated to producers.
Speaker 4: Zoe and her new pomegranate and it's.
Speaker 3: A like an outline drawing of a pomegranate on the
Speaker 3: back of my left arm.
Speaker 12: That's been nice, plea, isn't.
Speaker 7: It like them too? Thirteen, twenty fourteen. Let's see this
Speaker 7: crap tattoos?
Speaker 4: What's on your butt?
Speaker 10: There?
Speaker 4: And overmastered Joe stuff.
Speaker 7: Have you got tattoos on you right now? They've since
Speaker 7: been removed.
Speaker 5: I've got one one that's half removed, but one still
Speaker 5: very much did.
Speaker 7: He where's your tattoo?
Speaker 4: Well you'll never know.
Speaker 14: Jody has a saying why would you put a sticker
Speaker 14: on a Bentley?
Speaker 7: Oh well she did put one of those little auto masters.
Speaker 5: The crab tat award went to our favorite Bogan Abs
Speaker 5: in the newsroom.
Speaker 12: The first one that I ever got in Bali.
Speaker 5: Oh no, she's got a Southern Cross's worse than that.
Speaker 12: Zip went to Bari and I made a mistake.
Speaker 5: Where were you intoxicated at the time.
Speaker 14: I don't want to dig myself into any more of
Speaker 14: a whole, so I'm not going to.
Speaker 12: Answer that question.
Speaker 4: This story could not get any worse. You've just said.
Speaker 4: I've got to live life.
Speaker 12: Love tattoo from Balley.
Speaker 4: There's no more dips that you can sing.
Speaker 12: I also woke up one.
Speaker 14: Day and there was yolo on my thigh.
Speaker 7: It's better and better, doesn't it.
Speaker 5: Let's sing to celebrate crappy tats everywhere.
Speaker 7: Ah rays, Yeah, it's fought for the times you've been
Speaker 7: baking all rise.
Speaker 4: Tell you to your face.
Speaker 7: Rest my case. That's why they say is the best ye.
Speaker 5: And when we aren't being chameleons, we're being caterpillars.
Speaker 7: Sometimes I'm the hungry caterpillar on a Friday night. Yeah,
Speaker 7: he ate one pizza and he was still hungry, and he.
Speaker 12: Ate twelve views and he was still hungry.
Speaker 5: And then he went, we discovered we're the most celibate
Speaker 5: team on radio.
Speaker 8: You guys, for everyone listening out there, who's like, how
Speaker 8: cool is radio?
Speaker 7: You have to give up sex to do rading?
Speaker 5: All right, let's round this out for a tuesdays Mondays from.
Speaker 8: Oh God, please promise us you'll have a fantastic Wednesday.
Speaker 7: It's Thursday Thursday. That was That was the test.
Speaker 5: Thank you so to all the hungry caterpillars world views.
Speaker 7: Then he went.
Speaker 5: Hungry Hazies, I'd like to eat your scrot And to.
Speaker 4: Our boy Joshi, all the porn.
Speaker 10: Fans with their no teeth in the background.
Speaker 4: Go off this weekend.
Speaker 5: Kings and Queens, Oh my love, Jody.
Speaker 8: Showdown theme this week showdown colors, Yes and you're on
Speaker 8: board port Adelaide.
Speaker 5: Yep, Black, white and till were my options. You could
Speaker 5: do anything with that that you chose, but you needed
Speaker 5: to find a song that pertained to either one of
Speaker 5: those colors.
Speaker 7: You know, when I went yes play, I think you're.
Speaker 4: Pretty aware by now, So I went a bit of offspring.
Speaker 5: Pretty fly in brackets for a white guy.
Speaker 7: So just to confirm it's pretty fly for a white guy,
Speaker 7: it's not pretty fly for a till guy.
Speaker 8: No, No, that makes sense now, Ye, that makes complaite sense.
Speaker 7: Mine's low hanging fruit, red hot chili peppers.
Speaker 8: Job to play. I might as well sing this now
Speaker 8: because right now you gonna put it out there. Your
Speaker 8: song's winning, and it's winning reasonably comfortably. I'm thirteen votes behind.
Speaker 7: So this this, this is an s OS. I put
Speaker 7: it out there.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 7: Okay, if you like equality, if you like.
Speaker 8: Puppies, vote for my song. That's how desperate I am
Speaker 8: it is. Hey, do you like puppies, vote for my song?
Speaker 4: No, that's don't do that. Don't do that, you're saying.
Speaker 4: If you like the Adelaid Crows, vote for your song.
Speaker 7: Ah, that's a good point.
Speaker 8: Hey, if you're a crow, supporter, get on board, because
Speaker 8: I just sort of feel like when it comes to showdowns,
Speaker 8: you need all the omens you can get, don't you.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't think so. I think you're coming in
Speaker 5: pretty well. I don't know even favorites. There's such a
Speaker 5: thing as an even favorite.
Speaker 7: I'm not really sure. Yeah, absolutely, So there you go.
Speaker 8: So if you want that little omen on your side,
Speaker 8: vote for my song Crows fans yourself a favor You
Speaker 8: need this as well. It's effectively your grandfather. How could
Speaker 8: you possibly not take.
Speaker 5: Up this opportunity to jump on the Jody and Hazy
Speaker 5: Instagram page. And I would suggest this, don't fall for
Speaker 5: Hazy's bs because you like to win and sometimes you're
Speaker 5: a little obnoxious when you do, and no one wants
Speaker 5: to see that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I'm really fearing right now.
Speaker 8: I had a lead of six and now it's thirteen
Speaker 8: apiece and you're on the furge of taking the lead for.
Speaker 7: The first time.
Speaker 4: Just don't carry on, is all I would suggest to you.
Speaker 8: Please help me out here at Jody and Hazy on Instagram.
Speaker 8: We're going to reveal the winning song at eight o'clock.
Speaker 8: Get the red helt Chili pepers can't stop or the
Speaker 8: offspring pretty fly for a white Guy'll say it.
Speaker 7: Once again, puppies from my song? Do you like puppies?
Speaker 7: I'm desperate? Jis I'm desperate. I'm desperate.
Speaker 5: It's like putting candy in front of a kid and
Speaker 5: walking out the room and saying, don't touch the candy
Speaker 5: until I get back.
Speaker 4: He's not gonna ever stop.
Speaker 7: Yes, I ate the candy and also stole the headphones.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 5: And then complained about having a dumby ache because you
Speaker 5: ate the headphones.
Speaker 4: You got confused?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: Sevent twenty eight, we're gonna reveal the winning song just
Speaker 8: after eight o'clock. Big news coming from overseas. This has
Speaker 8: been the ongoing Jodes for a long term Ari Matthew.
Speaker 4: Pepper, Yes and Rip Matthew Perry.
Speaker 5: So Matthew Perry's assistant, Two doctors, and two alleged drug dealers,
Speaker 5: including the so called ketamine Queen of Los Angeles, have
Speaker 5: been arrested over his death.
Speaker 8: How's that I found something? So when this was all
Speaker 8: going through, I was like, how are they going to
Speaker 8: lock someone in? How are they going to find it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: But here we are, here, we are So the five
Speaker 5: face charges including conspiracy to distribute ketamine over allegations they
Speaker 5: supplied the fifty four year old with the illegal drugs
Speaker 5: in the final weeks of his life. Now, this is
Speaker 5: going to blow your mind. Matthew Perry paid one hundred
Speaker 5: thousand dollars for seventy vials of ketamine before he spiraled
Speaker 5: out of control on the last four days of his life.
Speaker 7: A question without notice, and this might test a few
Speaker 7: of it. What's a vile a violince like.
Speaker 5: A science tube? Can you remember back in science at
Speaker 5: Beckham Primary School? No?
Speaker 7: Right, So again, a question without notice? Would he ketamine? Rejected?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You injected. So it's like it's like a horse drug.
Speaker 5: It's really really.
Speaker 7: Strung pretending I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: I'm also a question of that because I'm interested. Was
Speaker 3: he medicinally injecting or was he using it recreationally?
Speaker 4: And you know.
Speaker 5: Recreationally because because well it was it was supplied by
Speaker 5: a combination of doctors and drug dealers, so they all
Speaker 5: knew what they were doing. And one of the doctors said,
Speaker 5: I wonder how much this moron will play. One of
Speaker 5: the doctors in a text message said I wonder how
Speaker 5: much this moron will pay, let's find out. So that
Speaker 5: I mean, he was obviously the victim of addiction. And
Speaker 5: it's interesting because he maintained that he was sober for
Speaker 5: the last couple of years. He wrote a book talking
Speaker 5: about sobriety. So obviously it just got the better. And
Speaker 5: this is addiction, right, just sneaks up on you can
Speaker 5: get the better of you. But unbelievable stuff. So apparently,
Speaker 5: from September to October last year, one of the doctors
Speaker 5: is alleged to have distributed about twenty vals of ketamine
Speaker 5: to Matthew Perry in exchange for eighty three thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 7: Oh god, can I can ask another question. If it's
Speaker 7: a horse drug, what's it supposed to do the horses.
Speaker 4: Tranquilize, tranquilize them, sedate with them.
Speaker 3: People use it in surgery to like a sedative, so
Speaker 3: it can often be used to calm people for surgeries
Speaker 3: and micro doses, small doses.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So apparently got too expensive Matthew through the doctors,
Speaker 5: so he turned to this ketamine queen of Los Angeles
Speaker 5: and she sold fifty voles for seventeen thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: So she obviously dropped her price.
Speaker 5: Wow from what the professionals, the alleged professionals were charging in.
Speaker 5: But there were signs though, I think on his Twitter
Speaker 5: or Instagram and the lead up he was just doing
Speaker 5: really random things, erratic stuff. Yeah, like really and it
Speaker 5: was like whoa, and I think all the people the
Speaker 5: comments were like are you okay?
Speaker 3: And the friends reunion, he was a bit of a mess.
Speaker 3: He's crying in all sorts and not very well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was a hot mess. So do drugs kids.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the strong message from this big news coming
Speaker 8: out of States.
Speaker 7: There you go. That is the latest, and no doubt
Speaker 7: it will be ongoing.
Speaker 5: Regards Matthew Perry, Yeah, absolutely, Well, these people are in
Speaker 5: a bit of trouble, especially if you're a certified medical
Speaker 5: doctor supplying ketamine to an l A star boy.
Speaker 7: I need to do something and I'm very much due here.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm afraid that you threw yourself a bit of
Speaker 5: a pity party at about half half US seven and
Speaker 5: so that might have helped your core.
Speaker 7: It's not the worst thing that's ever happened.
Speaker 8: The worst thing was probably sort of at this time
Speaker 8: last year where you threw out that you said for
Speaker 8: the sake of.
Speaker 7: My mental health. For for my song, you said I'm
Speaker 7: very very flat.
Speaker 4: I did say it was very very flat and I
Speaker 4: needed to do that. You can't, Well, you just did it.
Speaker 7: I did, and I've tried to appeal to the crow's
Speaker 7: faithful God. Showdown.
Speaker 4: We After you said, guys, come on rally.
Speaker 7: Around me, I said, if you like puppies.
Speaker 4: All right, So two songs this week.
Speaker 5: We both had shows colors themes, if that makes sense,
Speaker 5: and mind black white and.
Speaker 4: Tell yours blue, gold and red.
Speaker 8: Yes, So Jody pretty phill for a whiet guy, makes sense,
Speaker 8: doesn't it?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 7: Mine was that can't stop by the red cha. I
Speaker 7: need this so.
Speaker 4: Bad, By the way, stop carrying on.
Speaker 7: It's thirteen at once age it was thirteen seven.
Speaker 4: It's okay, stop living in the past. It's fine.
Speaker 7: I can't help. But I was so confident. I was
Speaker 7: so much happy back then. I a good feeling about
Speaker 7: this one, though, Zoey, here we go.
Speaker 3: There was a shift in votes after there was because
Speaker 3: of the puppy pity putty, but you were pretty well
Speaker 3: on top. And then Hazey got a lot of it's
Speaker 3: after that.
Speaker 7: Redamption.
Speaker 9: But don't you got more.
Speaker 3: That puts you in the lead for the first time
Speaker 3: this year.
Speaker 5: Damn sane and I mean, do you know this is
Speaker 5: doubly hard for you because you played the puppy card
Speaker 5: and you still lost.
Speaker 7: I've got to get violent next time. I'm gonna send
Speaker 7: some threats out there. I've tried being nice. People. I
Speaker 7: get it.
Speaker 8: They like I get what's going on. You like it's
Speaker 8: rigged to try and get like I understand.
Speaker 7: Come on, accepted.
Speaker 3: That is voted by the people.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you've just accused the whole Adelaide population of
Speaker 5: being corrupt.
Speaker 7: See I can be obnoxious in winning and defeat. That
Speaker 7: was congratulations to you, Joe.
Speaker 4: I know this hurts. I know this hurts you. Please
Speaker 4: smash play on Offspring.
Speaker 8: Oh my God for fourteen thirteen you're winning song Pretty
Speaker 8: Fly for a White Guy by the Offspring Ladies. Special
Speaker 8: time with Week Joes. We catch up with a great
Speaker 8: Ryan Fitzgerald. There's a bit of extra meeting though. I
Speaker 8: want it's a showdown because we're speaking to a man
Speaker 8: who is a genuine showdown specialist.
Speaker 7: Good morning to you.
Speaker 9: Fitz played one showdown?
Speaker 7: Has he? I don't know if you've got.
Speaker 2: My stats here, but I can tell you this was
Speaker 2: on the bench for three quarters and then Garyieers told
Speaker 2: me the Crows are up by about two goals going
Speaker 2: into the lart. It was about midway through the last quarter.
Speaker 7: Hardley was on the ground.
Speaker 2: I was on the exercise I remember they threw to
Speaker 2: the bench a couple of times and I was on
Speaker 2: the exercise bike trying to keep myself warm. Then as
Speaker 2: he said, go on there, get on their son and
Speaker 2: win this game for us, and I went, yep, no worries.
Speaker 2: Took a grab show It's about fifteen meters out, basically
Speaker 2: right in front. Now, this would have put us three
Speaker 2: goals up. Shanked it out in the fall. They took
Speaker 2: it down, kicked the goal back to the middle, kicked
Speaker 2: another goal and got up with about a minute to go.
Speaker 7: There you go. Fitzy goes to the bench to such
Speaker 7: a beautiful round of a pause. I delisted not long
Speaker 7: after that. So I love showdowns.
Speaker 2: I love them, and you know, the underdogs always get up,
Speaker 2: So it's going to be a good night on Saturday night.
Speaker 4: He's a fun fact for you.
Speaker 5: I used to live next door to Garriers when he
Speaker 5: coached here, and that did and after that game he
Speaker 5: came next door and he looked that.
Speaker 2: That was all of my IFL coaches seemed to have seen.
Speaker 4: The same thing.
Speaker 8: We were very lucky to yesterday have Joshua Shelley in
Speaker 8: the studio and he told us a story about him
Speaker 8: and his housemate and getting a nice little prank plate
Speaker 8: on them. That is Luke Dan Curbis Mark Keane another
Speaker 8: one of his Irish mates style Nan Curvis's boat, and
Speaker 8: the police were involved and they turned up to his
Speaker 8: house and it got us thinking, you just feel like
Speaker 8: Ryan Fitzgerald would have been involved in a prank or two,
Speaker 8: particularly in his Sydney days.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I got into a fair bit of trouble
Speaker 2: in Sydney for the pranks that I was playing. But
Speaker 2: there is a video that's circu' I don't know who's
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 7: I don't reckon he James has got the video.
Speaker 2: But I used to love putting a bit of dog
Speaker 2: poo in wallets and I would go down to the
Speaker 2: Coochie Foreshore in Sydney in the Eastern suburbs because I
Speaker 2: didn't like people who lived in the Eastern suburbs because
Speaker 2: there's a bit of an image problem there, so I
Speaker 2: would I So basically you would put dog poo in
Speaker 2: the wallet, Jodes, and then leave the wallet on the esplanade,
Speaker 2: and you'd have runners going past, and we would videotape
Speaker 2: them stop, look around and go, oh, I found myself
Speaker 2: a wallet here, open it up, and then their fingers
Speaker 2: are just covered in dog pur beston Farris in the
Speaker 2: year ninety nine, Ryan Fitz for his pranks, and then
Speaker 2: it got out of hand. I got home from a
Speaker 2: game once and one of the one of my teammates,
Speaker 2: had rearranged all the furniture in our house Jades, and
Speaker 2: I was so tired and over it that I spat
Speaker 2: the dummy. Then I covered his car windscreen with boot polish,
Speaker 2: which is really hard to get off. And then it
Speaker 2: started getting a bit personal. Ended up in a bit physical.
Speaker 2: We started pushing each other at training in contact. So
Speaker 2: just with pranks, don't go too far because then you're
Speaker 2: trying to one up each other. And then you know
Speaker 2: what that was where my life descended into criminal activity.
Speaker 2: I ended up rubbing a bank, ram rated a petrol station,
Speaker 2: and I ended up in silver Water for three years.
Speaker 7: That's funny.
Speaker 4: Look at you now, look at.
Speaker 2: You now to come backstory, Look a look at me now,
Speaker 2: I'm on over and I'm still a losing.
Speaker 7: That's good.
Speaker 8: You burnt my house down. It's a prank, mate, it's
Speaker 8: a prank. Oh my god, what's wrong with gotcha?
Speaker 7: Gotcha? Come on? Give us it? Give us a clue.
Speaker 7: Who was it? Who was the other guy?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know him, You wouldn't know him, wouldn't know him,
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know him.
Speaker 7: His name was Anthony Lockett.
Speaker 13: All right, I.
Speaker 4: Just got got it. Took me a second. If you
Speaker 4: go back to the.
Speaker 8: Table, I for one wouldn't be playing pranks on Anthony
Speaker 8: Locket because he could spin you on his finger and
Speaker 8: kick you into a different semins.
Speaker 2: The worst thing about that that Joney got it first before.
Speaker 7: Anthony. Anthony. We're talking about relation.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I can't wait for today is
Speaker 5: hazy to get home and car is going to go,
Speaker 5: oh my god, someone's kidnapped the kids, and you're just
Speaker 5: going to go, I don't have.
Speaker 7: Your kids and I don't know.
Speaker 5: Where they are.
Speaker 4: Who's going to get up this weekend?
Speaker 5: I know the Crows have got the warm and the
Speaker 5: past couple of showdowns, but it's out Porter, it's a.
Speaker 4: Pretty good form.
Speaker 2: Well, they are in great form, so in form they
Speaker 2: would have to be favorites.
Speaker 7: But the Crows have won.
Speaker 2: The last three showdowns, so I don't know. You've always
Speaker 2: got to go the underdog in the showdown because they
Speaker 2: seem to get up. So I'm going for my Crows.
Speaker 2: We need something in our lives.
Speaker 4: Before before September, before.
Speaker 7: It all finishes up.
Speaker 2: But Porter, later on Fire, I cannot believe that they're
Speaker 2: sitting second at the moment.
Speaker 7: It's amazing.
Speaker 8: Appreciate your time. Good luck to your crows tomorrow. We'll
Speaker 8: catch again next week.
Speaker 7: Love you guys, Speak to you then.
Speaker 8: Do you get the feeling that when you compare what
Speaker 8: happens these days, probably in schools and primary schools, is
Speaker 8: a lot more PC than what it used to be
Speaker 8: back in the day.
Speaker 4: I get that gist.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, what a story that's submerged from Melbourne
Speaker 8: school community has been left outraged for a cherished lollipop
Speaker 8: man was banned from high fiving students following a parent complaint,
Speaker 8: of course, about the innocent gesture. See this absolute prince
Speaker 8: of a man when he hold up the lollipop yes, no,
Speaker 8: stay go. He just give the kids a little high
Speaker 8: five as they go through. He was a hero, changing lives,
Speaker 8: shaping the future. Parent complaints, and he's not allowed to
Speaker 8: do anything anymore.
Speaker 4: So he's just got to stand there and hold his
Speaker 4: poll and that's it.
Speaker 8: Nothing more hold his poll at Oh my gosh, you
Speaker 8: just got to be so careful when you use that
Speaker 8: sentence when you're talking about school kids. So yes, he
Speaker 8: has to hold his sign and not say a thing. Okay, okay,
Speaker 8: bursting dreams.
Speaker 7: That's peace.
Speaker 4: That was, isn't it. That's ridiculous one.
Speaker 7: Parent, it's always one of the worst one.
Speaker 8: Well, I saw the lollipop man and I think he
Speaker 8: might have been dealing drugs.
Speaker 7: No, he just gave the kid up high five. You
Speaker 7: think about what used to happen back in the day. Yeah,
Speaker 7: it's very very love. I'm going to put it out there.
Speaker 7: Oh here, we got belted.
Speaker 8: We We were at a school and a teacher in
Speaker 8: my early primary school he used to belt the crap
Speaker 8: out of us really like not a little slap on
Speaker 8: the leg like I remember sort of getting sideways inverted
Speaker 8: and I think she almost dislocated her shoulder. Won't time
Speaker 8: she was gone so art it didn't really hurt, but
Speaker 8: I think it would bruise me. And the worst thing
Speaker 8: you could do was laugh. I swear sometimes she her
Speaker 8: name was missus Walker, and she would get a run up, sometimes.
Speaker 4: A run out.
Speaker 7: I feel like she'd get a run up to belt
Speaker 7: me on the bum sometimes. Can you imagine?
Speaker 8: Can you imagine that sort of stuff happening right now?
Speaker 8: Can I imagine if my three year old door to
Speaker 8: get belted? Yeah, God, come running?
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, you'd run up and belt missus Walker.
Speaker 7: Very Actually, no, I will let it slide, bod He's
Speaker 7: probably told you to shut up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a very different time, is there, isn't it? Producers?
Speaker 5: Are we? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I hadn't art.
Speaker 4: He's been out of school for eight minutes, by the.
Speaker 3: Way, Okay, it's been eight years.
Speaker 9: Actually I'm feeling very old.
Speaker 3: I had an art teacher who was very colorful, and
Speaker 3: he is very colorful language teacher, classic art teacher.
Speaker 4: I mean, they're creative types.
Speaker 5: Let them go so true, he will be stoned like
Speaker 5: the lollipop man.
Speaker 3: But the school did try and sack him for having tattoos,
Speaker 3: which I thought was insane.
Speaker 2: On an art teacher.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he used to stay pretty quiet, and we'd get
Speaker 3: louder and louder and roudier and round here, and then
Speaker 3: he'd just sit back from his churin and yell out
Speaker 3: all right, shut up and off, it's generally found upon.
Speaker 4: Can't be doing that, No, you can't.
Speaker 5: I mean I went to an all girls school in
Speaker 5: Hobart and it was called Ogilvy, but we were nicknamed
Speaker 5: Ogilvy God.
Speaker 8: And it was a different time back then too. Remember
Speaker 8: you got in trouble for flashing your ankles.
Speaker 4: I'm not even telling my story now.
Speaker 12: No,