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Speaker 1: You're listening to the FITZI and whipp A podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sarah starting a gag already, okay, because I'm about to

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Speaker 2: show you a video here a Californian eye doctor has

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Speaker 2: worn Folks, do not fall asleep with contact lens in

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Speaker 2: your eyes, because this Californian eye doctor has just pulled

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Speaker 2: twenty three out contact.

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Speaker 3: Lenses out of a patient's eyes.

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Speaker 4: It's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: So this woman is going to sleep at night, contact

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Speaker 2: says this gag. They're going up the top of her eye.

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Speaker 2: Contact lenses. They freaked me out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I tried them last year. I tried

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Speaker 4: to give it a go. No way I could get

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Speaker 4: into it. It looks like I mean, if you look

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Speaker 4: at a contact lens on a contact lens, on a

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Speaker 4: contact lens, it's like a green blob. It's like a

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Speaker 4: jelly that is sitting above her eyes. So as you

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Speaker 4: pull the eyelid, we've lost a've got a beauty. Tom,

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Speaker 4: this is a great gay.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what twenty three top of their eye?

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Speaker 2: Imagine how good a feeling it would have been when

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Speaker 2: you got all of them out.

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Speaker 4: Even I think we just I think we just established

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Speaker 4: a brand new segment for the show Where Fits You?

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Speaker 4: And I tell a nice story about a cat or

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Speaker 4: something like that, and then we put the video up

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Speaker 4: and it's something gross to make Sarah vomits.

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Speaker 5: See it at the court of my even I'm looking away.

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Speaker 3: I look at it. She's so much happy, and look

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Speaker 3: at it.

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Speaker 4: Well, there's still more up there.

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Speaker 3: See.

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Speaker 2: I want to contact lens disasters if you've got any

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Speaker 2: stories thirteen twenty fourteen to remember well. Anthony Mundine it

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Speaker 2: affected his boxing career because remember he took out a

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Speaker 2: contact lens because it was a bit blurry. He licked it.

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Speaker 3: To clean it and put it back in.

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Speaker 2: He got infection in his eyes, shocking, and he lost

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Speaker 2: He nearly lost full vision in one of his eyes.

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Speaker 4: I think he has now, Sarah, Oh, that's so just.

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Speaker 3: By cleaning it himself with his own saliva.

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Speaker 4: It's really hard. The eyes are so sensitive. I think

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Speaker 4: as you get older too. When I decided to try

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Speaker 4: and get contacts last year, to actually put it in,

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Speaker 4: I just wouldn't do it. So I spent it, got

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Speaker 4: eight hundred dollars going there, getting it done, getting them made,

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Speaker 4: and they're disposable. I know they weren't disposed, but you

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Speaker 4: can keep putting them in. And then I just couldn't

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Speaker 4: do it. And he said, it's so much easier for

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Speaker 4: kids to grow up doing it right. So you learn

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Speaker 4: as a junior and then as you get older, you're

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Speaker 4: fine with it. You don't even notice. But as an.

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Speaker 2: Adult, I've got sensitive eyes, do you know when it's

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Speaker 2: right outside and you're trying to take a family photo.

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Speaker 2: And then once I start thinking about it, like I'm

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Speaker 2: thinking about it now, I cannot keep my eyes open,

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Speaker 2: like I have to squint and I have to close

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Speaker 2: my eyes and relax and think of something else for

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Speaker 2: it to go away.

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Speaker 4: You know, I was in McDonald's one time and one

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Speaker 4: time I'm loving it and I was sitting there with

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Speaker 4: a mate of mind, Eddie Glenn, and I said, bloody

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Speaker 4: hell am I My eye really hurt? Said can you

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Speaker 4: have a look?

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Speaker 2: You had a big matt stuck in twenty three of them?

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: It was?

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Speaker 4: And I said to my mate Eddie Glenn.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, mate, we're going to go to calls. Sorry, well, let's.

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Speaker 2: Go to Katie now in Kensington? What was your contact

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Speaker 2: Len's disaster?

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Speaker 3: Katie?

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Speaker 7: Hi, guys, I had a really big night once with

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Speaker 7: my girlfriends once down at Quickie Paths, and woke up

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Speaker 7: the next day with a bit of a sore eye,

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Speaker 7: was rubbing in and finally realized it was inspectors. I

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Speaker 7: got the eye drops and everything. Later on, I was

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Speaker 7: talking to some of my girlfriends and she told me

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Speaker 7: that I dropped my contact lens in the toilet, picked

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Speaker 7: it up and put it back in my eye.

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Speaker 2: Oh that you would have been with the girls in

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Speaker 2: the toilet going such a good I think that guy's.

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Speaker 3: Looking at me at the bar. There goes my contacts.

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Speaker 4: Just put it back in my eye. Smells. Oh, that's

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Speaker 4: a beautiful brown dress you're wearing. Yeah, it's pink.

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Speaker 3: Helen and snives. What happened with your contact lenses?

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Speaker 5: Oh gosh, I was trying to you know, when you

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Speaker 5: rub your eyes, you're a bit tired. I actually rub

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Speaker 5: my eyes so hard that it's got my contact lenses

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Speaker 5: stacked on top of itself into the back of my eye.

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Speaker 5: And I had to drive all the way home with

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Speaker 5: one eye open, and then try and park myself in

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Speaker 5: front of a mirror to try and fish it back out. Oh,

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Speaker 5: and it almost like curled in on itself. I didn't

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Speaker 5: folded four times because I'd rubbed so hard.

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Speaker 2: He does it get easier? Did they get easier to

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Speaker 2: put in with time?

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Speaker 3: Or is it still? Yeah? This is a really your eyes.

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Speaker 5: Your eyes get desensitized to it, like I can touch

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Speaker 5: my eyeballs and no problems, Like.

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Speaker 3: Just wear glasses.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a really brutal phone topic. Struggling with this.

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Speaker 3: That's the first one that we've done with Sirius ben Dry.

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Speaker 4: My god, can we do when you've slipped over in

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Speaker 4: the kitchen and done something up your bumps? No for that.

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Speaker 3: That's after eight thirty Kobe in Woongong. What happened with

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Speaker 3: your contact lenses?

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Speaker 6: I want a trip from you guys about ten years

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Speaker 6: ago to New York. I remember that we're in this

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Speaker 6: beautiful restaurant and I went to the bathroom for the

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Speaker 6: contacts were you know, not working, and it fell in

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Speaker 6: the toilet and I could not see a thing, so

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Speaker 6: I pulled it out of the toilet. I know, gross

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Speaker 6: started in my hands, and these beautiful people are walking

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Speaker 6: in the bathroom going, what is this weirdo doing?

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Speaker 4: As you're spitting into your hand.

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Speaker 6: I didn't I did not put it back in my eye. Okay,

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Speaker 6: I just walked around blinds.

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Speaker 7: For the rest of the night.

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Speaker 2: So Kobe, when you do that, you just struggle for

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Speaker 2: the rest of the night. It's just blurry.

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Speaker 6: I can't see. I can't see what I put in

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Speaker 6: front of me.

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Speaker 4: So, oh my god. So we sent Koby to New

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Speaker 4: York and then she didn't see a thing. How was

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Speaker 4: the statue of liberty?

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Speaker 3: Of course, give us a girl from Lane Cove contact lens?

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 1: Oh hi, lads, how's it going? And look good bye?

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Speaker 1: Three weeks before I had my daughter, before I get

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Speaker 1: for first my first child, I put my contact lens

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Speaker 1: in and I thought I'd lost this, and I was Wheelings.

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Speaker 1: Are in emergency section and they're going through the whole procedure,

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Speaker 1: the sheet open everything, and I felt something in my

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Speaker 1: eye and I started through up my eye and the

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Speaker 1: contact lens came out and the doctor put it in

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Speaker 1: a little peatrie just for me just before I had

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Speaker 1: my daughter.

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Speaker 3: Oh that is lucky for effort. Luckily as you're about

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Speaker 3: to go in and have the child come.

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Speaker 1: Out during it was jury, jury procedure. Yeah, when they

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Speaker 1: were cutting into me and I was like, oh, what's

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Speaker 1: this Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: So it's operating on the stomach and also your eye.

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Speaker 3: It's a full board there, Tommy, look at that contacts.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I can handle anymore. It's such a

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Speaker 4: sensitive area. I'm squinting. Is that what the word is?

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Speaker 3: Squinting?

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Speaker 4: What squinting? Squintin Squincy. I'm squinting because I'm having my

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Speaker 4: very first squint over in the corner of the

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