Speaker 1: Every day.
Speaker 2: Add Tom, Now joes to chat to someone who was
Speaker 2: one of the all time grades. He will walk into
Speaker 2: the Hall of Fame when he's eligible, and that is
Speaker 2: Tom Hawkins. And look, you know me, I'm a Footy fan,
Speaker 2: fully nerd, fully nerd. You know, if you're a Footy fan,
Speaker 2: then you love this man, even if you really really
Speaker 2: have watched the Cats destroy your team over the years.
Speaker 3: Yes, can we say good morning to Tom? Are you there? Tom?
Speaker 1: I am here, guys, thank you for the nice word.
Speaker 3: Oh that's okay. Do you want to know something really creepy?
Speaker 4: So Hazy and I were just talking about you on
Speaker 4: air before and he just reeled off all your stats
Speaker 4: off the top of his He's a fully reporter, but
Speaker 4: just off the top of his off his head, which
Speaker 4: I don't know whether to say that's impressive or just
Speaker 4: a little bit stalkrish and creepy.
Speaker 1: Well, it is nice to know that you have an
Speaker 1: impact outside of toolong on people and that they can
Speaker 1: remember those things, because I think as a player you
Speaker 1: are generally loved by your team and your supporters and members,
Speaker 1: but it's not always the case, or you don't have
Speaker 1: the same love reciprocated when it comes to other environments
Speaker 1: and states. So that's very nice to hear.
Speaker 2: I just want I just want to know as well, Tom,
Speaker 2: I feel like as well, and it's probably a show
Speaker 2: of respect. You certainly would get some feedback from the
Speaker 2: Port Adelaide crab when you used to play at Adelaide
Speaker 2: over and that's probably because you were so down good
Speaker 2: could you hear that? Did you embrace it?
Speaker 1: Look? There was many things, particularly being a full forward
Speaker 1: and the way I played, I sat out of the
Speaker 1: goals were unashamably. I would be close to the cheer
Speaker 1: squad at each end of whoever we were playing, whatever ground.
Speaker 1: So I heard some things over my time, not necessarily
Speaker 1: just from Port Adelaide, but lots of other cubs as well.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite ones, and it's nothing that ever
Speaker 1: crossed the border. But I got married one the week
Speaker 1: before the start of the season and we played Collingwood
Speaker 1: couple of weeks later. We got made. The next day
Speaker 1: our car got stolen out the front of our house
Speaker 1: and had my wife's wedding dress in it. So I
Speaker 1: hit the news for one reason or another, and one
Speaker 1: of the Collingwood cheer squad members yelled out at some
Speaker 1: point and a bit of a lull during the game,
Speaker 1: that he had my wife's wedding dresses, which I thought
Speaker 1: was I thought was very, very good. So it's always
Speaker 1: stuck with me. That and a few other things that
Speaker 1: I mon't repeat on that.
Speaker 2: What about when you thought he was joking you looked
Speaker 2: over Tom and he's actually wearing it.
Speaker 1: I didn't see any signs, but so I have to
Speaker 1: take it as tongue in cheap But yeah, never quite know.
Speaker 4: Now Tom as a cyclone hurtles towards the gabber for
Speaker 4: the opening round.
Speaker 3: Of the AFL season.
Speaker 4: It got us thinking about you playing down at Geelong
Speaker 4: and there must have been times when you questioned your
Speaker 4: commitment to the club and for the decision to actually
Speaker 4: live in Geelong because it would have been bloody freezing
Speaker 4: down there and it would have pelted down. How did
Speaker 4: you feel running out into the ground days like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Look, it was something those sort of days I
Speaker 1: won't miss when I'm sitting by the fire if I'm
Speaker 1: not with Fox Footy sitting by the fire and watching
Speaker 1: the cats play. But look, it's one of the great
Speaker 1: parts of and unique parts of the game is that
Speaker 1: we play during the winter, we don't necessarily see weather
Speaker 1: events that we're seeing up in Brisbane this weekend or
Speaker 1: overseas where it snows at other venues and other games.
Speaker 1: So we have played in some pretty awful conditions. But
Speaker 1: you know what, as a player, you prepare yourself and
Speaker 1: you don't necessarily feel the cold unless it is a
Speaker 1: combination of wind, rain and a freezing cold day, which
Speaker 1: we've had a few of those inju.
Speaker 2: Long Hey, Tom, life Now outside of footy, of course,
Speaker 2: you have joined the Fox Footy commentary team. We're looking
Speaker 2: forward to what you've got to say because you are very,
Speaker 2: very broadly loved. But how is it transition to retirement
Speaker 2: is done with these.
Speaker 3: Dad, the three girls?
Speaker 2: Well, good luck with that, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm loving the transition. There's no regrets about my
Speaker 1: decision not to play on for this season. I just
Speaker 1: physically couldn't. I think mentally I could absolutely, but physically
Speaker 1: I think the game got to a point where it
Speaker 1: was just a little bit past me and I got
Speaker 1: an injury halfway through the year, which meant that I
Speaker 1: wasn't able to come back and play at AFL levels.
Speaker 1: So I'm really comfortable with the decision. I'm loving life
Speaker 1: away from the football clubs. Certainly I miss it, don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong, and there's going to be some periods
Speaker 1: throughout the year where I really wish I was back
Speaker 1: in that environment, but I'm loving it. I'm working a
Speaker 1: couple of days a week at Nutrient Solutions, I'm out
Speaker 1: on the road today, I've got my Fox footy and
Speaker 1: I'm also doing some work at the Cats, very much
Speaker 1: a part time role, but just helping out where I can.
Speaker 1: So there's lots on. I've got to fit my family,
Speaker 1: which is a priority this year, certainly while I'm changing
Speaker 1: and transitioning out of careers. It's a wonderful time to
Speaker 1: be able to spend with them. So been on a
Speaker 1: couple of holidays and really really enjoying it.
Speaker 4: And Tom, one of the most wholesome videos you'll ever see,
Speaker 4: if you want to jump on Tom Hawkins's Instagram, is
Speaker 4: when you told one of your little all of your girls,
Speaker 4: that you were retiring and she burst into tears.
Speaker 3: That was the cutest I know.
Speaker 1: Our eldest, she is very emotional, Arabella, and she's got
Speaker 1: to the age now where she's eight years of age
Speaker 1: and she's just starting to understand and maybe even use
Speaker 1: dad playing for the Cats as a bit of a
Speaker 1: bargaining tool in the playground. So she probably feels like
Speaker 1: that's no longer and that now she has a sort
Speaker 1: of washed up old dad that comes into school pick
Speaker 1: up and drop off each week in his farm clothes.
Speaker 1: So I totally respect that from her point of view.
Speaker 1: But they've been along for the ride over the last
Speaker 1: you know, or eight years of Bell's life, and live
Speaker 1: through my career and put a lot in so it's
Speaker 1: certainly going to be a change for them as well.
Speaker 1: But I think they're enjoying having me around a bit more.
Speaker 2: Hey, Tom, just before we let you go, there is
Speaker 2: one question I want to ask you. How would the
Speaker 2: players be feeling in a situation where Andrew Dyllon is
Speaker 2: saying maybe we'll wait and see versus I think Brisbane
Speaker 2: has already come out and said we'll call it off now.
Speaker 2: Of course we're talking about cycling Alfred potentially hitting the
Speaker 2: Gabba on Thursday night. If you were playing, what would
Speaker 2: you want to know? Would you want to call it
Speaker 2: off right now? Would you be happy to wait around?
Speaker 1: I think first and foremost they'll want to they'll want
Speaker 1: to know as soon as they have the information at
Speaker 1: the AFL level in terms of whether the game's going ahead,
Speaker 1: whether it's going to be postponed for a couple of days,
Speaker 1: or whether in fact that they just reschedule it completely.
Speaker 1: The only thing I will say is that coming off
Speaker 1: the back of COVID, players are so adaptable for change
Speaker 1: in scheduling. I don't think that was the case once
Speaker 1: upon a time, but I think that players are happy
Speaker 1: enough to move and be agile as decisions are made.
Speaker 1: So the one positive out of the COVID era of
Speaker 1: football is that that will transfer into something like this
Speaker 1: that we're seeing, which unfortunately, look, I think it's poised
Speaker 1: to go one way or the other. My gut feel
Speaker 1: is that the game may change, but I think that,
Speaker 1: you know, we'll get some more clarity on that today
Speaker 1: because obviously Geelong will travel up there tomorrow. But yeah,
Speaker 1: who knows. It's such a disappointing event that may have
Speaker 1: to be changed as the season opener of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: We'll tell me you mentioned school pick up there.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's a few school mums that would be
Speaker 4: more than happy to see you picking up picking up
Speaker 4: the kids. But thank you so much for joining us
Speaker 4: this morning. We can't wait to see you on Fox Footy.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Not in my current state, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm loving being able to do it. Thanks guys for
Speaker 1: having me.
Speaker 2: Thanks local, and we love when local sports teams in
Speaker 2: particular do well. And the Thunderbirds, boy he boy, they're
Speaker 2: going through a bit of a purple patch.
Speaker 3: Well, going for the three peat this year, aren't they?
Speaker 3: That went back to back premierships and a very real
Speaker 3: possibility they could do it again.
Speaker 2: History making too if they get a three peat, wouldn't
Speaker 2: it be? I believe my right and saying not just
Speaker 2: for the club. I don't think there's ever been a
Speaker 2: three pea before.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone's ever done it before.
Speaker 2: Now it's super neple history.
Speaker 3: Oh good one, Look at you who.
Speaker 2: Go and beat and told me that Channel seventh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Thunderbird's Saturday, fifth of April Grand Final replay
Speaker 4: against the Vixens.
Speaker 3: Cannot wait for the nipple to get started.
Speaker 4: But they have a season launched the other night and
Speaker 4: the Jamaican girls were there.
Speaker 3: Didn't know they all lived together?
Speaker 2: Oh there you go? Yeah, how's that for a household.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be fun?
Speaker 2: A lot going on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they speak in their native tongue, which is
Speaker 4: obviously Jamaican, and apparently training they they're not adverse to
Speaker 4: ripping into each other as well.
Speaker 2: That's good in native tongue. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that for them.
Speaker 2: Offend else around you, but you're specifically going after the
Speaker 2: person you're going up. That's beautiful recipe.
Speaker 3: Isn't it fun?
Speaker 2: You spoke to firstly, Letaanna Wilson. Yes, one who has
Speaker 2: the most fun with all the girls.
Speaker 3: Who's had the most fun in the off season? The Jamaicans.
Speaker 3: We're vans for everything.
Speaker 4: Cham I've been doing a lot of TikTok and we're
Speaker 4: trying to get Melda on Borenez.
Speaker 3: Well, it's quite nice.
Speaker 2: Girls are all over TikTok.
Speaker 3: Oh, they love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be good at the dancers.
Speaker 4: But I love that Ramelda is a little bit older
Speaker 4: and she's got a toddler, so she's like tapped out
Speaker 4: of the TikTok.
Speaker 3: She's like, I want no part of it. Like the
Speaker 3: other two. Check them out on TikTok. Have they got
Speaker 3: some moves? So good?
Speaker 2: So Ramelda Aikin is what thirty six years old? She's
Speaker 2: a bit more mature, she is. Maybe she's onto the
Speaker 2: next phase of her life perhaps, but she certainly that
Speaker 2: does love in an Adelaide.
Speaker 3: What is it about Adelaide that you love for me?
Speaker 5: I guess like it's having the connection with my Jamaican peeps.
Speaker 5: It's nice to come home and be able to speak
Speaker 5: our own language. And just like the family environment of
Speaker 5: like everyone taking care of everyone.
Speaker 2: If she's not the mother of the group, then I'm
Speaker 2: not reading the room exactly right.
Speaker 4: Andrew Hayes, do you know your netball by now? Oh
Speaker 4: my gosh, like rubbing off vicariously on you.
Speaker 2: And to finish off, can we get a little piece
Speaker 2: of gold from shmir Sterling one of the great, if
Speaker 2: not the greatest defender of all time?
Speaker 3: So how would you say? Adelaide?
Speaker 4: Thunderbirds for the three peat in twenty twenty five one.
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 2: So that means normal? What's up? I haven't seen you
Speaker 2: in a what what's up? She could be exulting our family,
Speaker 2: she could be saying all sorts of things, but god
Speaker 2: damn it, it sounds cool. That sounds so cool.
Speaker 4: I don't think there are words that could come out
Speaker 4: of that woman's mouth that wouldn't sound cool.
Speaker 2: Good luck to the Thunderbirds this year. Yeah, you will
Speaker 2: watch it every Can you guarantee that you will watch
Speaker 2: every second available of Thunderbirds action this year.
Speaker 3: I've penciled into Interstate Troops. Wow, I can see them
Speaker 3: play the Mavericks and Vixen's later in the year.
Speaker 2: That is top shelf fandom, isn't it? Go tea Birds? God,
Speaker 2: I'm sad as we always.
Speaker 6: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 6: contain how content graphic language and not see it if
Speaker 6: easily offended.
Speaker 3: Well, you're about to find out.
Speaker 2: Just how easily your father. He's on the money, Jody
Speaker 2: and haz six not Yeah, that's right. The naughty six
Speaker 2: forty is a chance for us to be just a
Speaker 2: bit blue, a little bit risky before we straighten up.
Speaker 2: We wholesome it up after seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: Certainly seven o'clock is the cutoff for wholesomeness.
Speaker 2: Got one for your judge, What do I love this stuff?
Speaker 2: Why is it a bloke thing?
Speaker 4: One hundred percent is a blow thing because us women
Speaker 4: don't get it.
Speaker 3: But anyway, appropate.
Speaker 2: A giant painting of a pennis has mysteriously appeared on
Speaker 2: top of a school roof in Berlin. The one Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm it wasn't me who gave the round of applause?
Speaker 2: Isn't it was the audience? Okay? The one hundred foot
Speaker 2: long drawing appears to have been grafeated on the flat
Speaker 2: roof of a school cursing your steward among vocals and
Speaker 2: Internet users areike. Of course, it's things huge, giant, the
Speaker 2: artwork and this was a statistic that really tickled me.
Speaker 2: The artwork, which is a staggering one hundred sixty one
Speaker 2: times larger than the average of rec paenist of thirteen centimeters.
Speaker 2: It's very much visible almost from space.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh is it?
Speaker 2: What do you guys think of that time? They do
Speaker 2: like it?
Speaker 4: Okay, So it is definitely a male thing because I
Speaker 4: it would never occur to me. What about you producing
Speaker 4: mollge just to sit there when I doodle to doodle
Speaker 4: the doodle.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go. Now you're getting the spirit of
Speaker 2: things doing boobs.
Speaker 4: I know, yeah, like it would be like our stoy
Speaker 4: and going like that, like there go, there's.
Speaker 3: Some boobs.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. Well iron they love it.
Speaker 3: No one understands it, no one.
Speaker 4: You would have Oh my god, you would have drawn
Speaker 4: some Penniss in your time.
Speaker 2: Do you know? Is it super bad? Is the movie
Speaker 2: super bad? What is it with guys and particularly young guys.
Speaker 2: That's that's literally probably all I did during high school
Speaker 2: and my tea, like my final years of marble is
Speaker 2: so awful. That's because there wasn't a class us about
Speaker 2: drawing dicks.
Speaker 3: You just excuse me. You were just done lucky with
Speaker 3: the curriculum.
Speaker 2: Because if they was, I would have been the top
Speaker 2: one percentile for pictures of a rectile.
Speaker 7: I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know now.
Speaker 8: I need to know.
Speaker 5: I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know what news today?
Speaker 3: Excuse what you need to know?
Speaker 2: You know what you need to know.
Speaker 4: With Jody and as cyclone watch what about this coinciding
Speaker 4: with round Wally opening round of the AFL cyclone, Alfred
Speaker 4: is hurtling towards the coast and the Brisbane lines are saying, hey,
Speaker 4: if you're going to call off this opening round match,
Speaker 4: can you do it sooner rather than later?
Speaker 3: So what are they waiting for? What the af waiting for?
Speaker 4: The boys to turn up to the Gabba when it's
Speaker 4: like sure to rent your rain and the winds are
Speaker 4: one hundred and thirty k is an hour.
Speaker 2: So what's what's Andrew Dylan going to do? Like going
Speaker 2: to the center of the pitch like Licky's finger, put
Speaker 2: in the ambul like Winny nah, not today. I don't think.
Speaker 2: Let's go home.
Speaker 3: It's doing that seem ludicrous.
Speaker 2: It does seem very very strange. Here is Andrew dealing
Speaker 2: on the situation.
Speaker 1: The lines are working towards that, as ar Geelong and
Speaker 1: as the AFL and.
Speaker 2: Channel seven lines are very very clear. They don't want
Speaker 2: to do it. They want to call it off right now,
Speaker 2: which is completely fair enough.
Speaker 4: Which doesn't it take you back to when you are
Speaker 4: like an eight year old kid and you know the
Speaker 4: weather's going to be a bad for your Saturday morning sport. Noil,
Speaker 4: I just don't want to and especially for netball playing
Speaker 4: in Hobart, Tasmania when it was you know, minus four
Speaker 4: degrees course three, you had to wear a dress and
Speaker 4: the only thing that would save you was lightning. That
Speaker 4: was the only but that absolutely the AFL players must.
Speaker 3: Feel that too. Dread running out there when it's awful.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing about it now is that the grounds
Speaker 2: are so so good and the AFL player wouldn't experience
Speaker 2: this because the turf is so good that they're not
Speaker 2: really slipping over. But spare thought for us amateurs back
Speaker 2: in the day. Jeez, I'll tell you what. The Ponderosa
Speaker 2: come June, and every sample ground as well, I reckon,
Speaker 2: except for no longer. Every sample ground come Journe would
Speaker 2: just be there'd be a pocket or one particular area
Speaker 2: where it's just an absolute bog.
Speaker 3: You must have had days. Do you wear the long
Speaker 3: sleeves too when it was really cold?
Speaker 2: There was only one bloke that I knew of that
Speaker 2: were a long sleeve at centrals. Two blokes actually right
Speaker 2: breaking Daniel Shell did it for a little bit. And
Speaker 2: Lee west Off that was the brother of Justin Westoff.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, family, you would have been like, there is
Speaker 4: no way I'm not putting these guns on display for
Speaker 4: any of the females that bother to turn up to
Speaker 4: the Ponderosa. If they're going to pay their eight dollars edition,
Speaker 4: I'm going to give them a game show.
Speaker 2: Well that's where I Metcaha. I didn't meet her at
Speaker 2: the Bond crazy things. But we spoke about this off
Speaker 2: here yesterday. I think our jokes just the fact that
Speaker 2: I didn't want to be that wet weather guy, but
Speaker 2: I knew that I needed to be because it suited
Speaker 2: the way that I played, and that was a dour
Speaker 2: defender with no skill.
Speaker 3: Absolutely no, I had no.
Speaker 2: Choice but to really embrace awful conditions. I wanted to
Speaker 2: be a rock star, but I didn't have enough skill.
Speaker 3: Did you have at least have.
Speaker 4: A nice shower or a spa in the change rooms
Speaker 4: afterwards when you've got absolutely soaked.
Speaker 2: And you look at your fingers and your toes and
Speaker 2: like these even working.
Speaker 3: These digits even function.
Speaker 2: All good though, got them, pat it up, went to heavy,
Speaker 2: a couple of bees, and then enjoyed the night. Have
Speaker 2: you still around, Well.
Speaker 3: It hasn't closed.
Speaker 2: It's still there on Hut Street, Marble bar closed.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you probably had that thing shut down with
Speaker 4: your behavior, you and your mate Lee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus, there you go. So it's not going to
Speaker 2: go ahead. The prediction right now, it's not going to
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 3: You're calling it now, calling it now? Do you want
Speaker 3: to let Andrew Dylan know.
Speaker 2: I'm buzzing my cinema text he never writes back. Jody
Speaker 2: and Hazy on Adelaide's over nine on nine quick heads
Speaker 2: up as well. If you want an exclusive invitation to
Speaker 2: what will be the best party in town, keep it lockdown.
Speaker 2: Of course, that's what you do in this space. You're
Speaker 2: an anxious little mess.
Speaker 4: And that's not quite the intro. And I was anticipating.
Speaker 4: Do you want to explain how this competition works? So
Speaker 4: you're just going to sit over there and you're gloating
Speaker 4: little space.
Speaker 2: Well, I will continue to gloat in this space, but
Speaker 2: let's bring you producer Moly gives them out and bolts.
Speaker 2: Please produce the Moly.
Speaker 6: Firstly, I feel like mum and dadda farting?
Speaker 3: Are we okay? Seven form happy every week?
Speaker 2: I'm happy?
Speaker 4: No, No, Mum's annoy because dad's being arrogant.
Speaker 3: What sort of that off? Okay?
Speaker 6: Okay, So how this works is we bring you all
Speaker 6: your favorite fresh hits and a throwbacks, but they are orchestralized.
Speaker 6: We've got two listeners on the line. We're going to
Speaker 6: find out who they're playing for.
Speaker 4: Teagan from Williamstown, good morning, good morning, Okay, who you choosing.
Speaker 3: Tagan, it's my soul.
Speaker 4: Okay, good luck Tiagan page from Andrew's Farm, Good morning page.
Speaker 2: Good morning guys.
Speaker 3: Did you get me.
Speaker 4: By default or did you actually actively choose me?
Speaker 1: I was going to go for you anyway, jo.
Speaker 2: Don't believe you page?
Speaker 3: Thank you, h I was. I will thank you?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: How can we get rid of a flavor this week?
Speaker 2: Are they hard? Easy? What do we reckon?
Speaker 3: I think you'll be okay all.
Speaker 2: Right, because we haven't been okay previously. All right, first song,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 3: It's taste good Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2: That's cool, please all like a concentrate? Was the monkey
Speaker 2: playing the symbols? Can you hear it? It's a really
Speaker 2: electric start from you Wow.
Speaker 4: To blow one mill lad Stop being so negative, Jody, okay,
Speaker 4: you got it myself.
Speaker 2: Each and you wake me out?
Speaker 3: How do you know when it glitch?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a glitch I think I had before
Speaker 2: then I just worked well under pressure. But now there's
Speaker 2: less pressure. Actually there still as much pressure. It's one
Speaker 2: old Jode jees, you're how to shoot. It's change sounded goodness.
Speaker 2: You know I'm really nicous. It's actually fair.
Speaker 3: Can you stop this why do we take this? So
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I really want to win.
Speaker 2: But I know if I do win, you will be
Speaker 2: shitty for the rest of the day. Okay, So it's
Speaker 2: like which way? Which way do you want to go?
Speaker 2: Which way do you want to go? All right? Here
Speaker 2: we go? Last one one Republic counting stars it is.
Speaker 2: Do you know why you really lucky out with this one?
Speaker 8: Joe's?
Speaker 2: Because this is my son's favorite song?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 2: And we play it a hell of a lot?
Speaker 3: Cool story? Bro Okay, well done? Tagan from Williamstown, Well done.
Speaker 3: Congratulations you win the walls staying past?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you want to speak to Tagan because you just
Speaker 4: won for her? Or are you just sitting over there gloating?
Speaker 2: Tagan? First question? What shall we watch it while of cinemas?
Speaker 2: It's up to you.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Probably something the kids will bick.
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, well done taken. Apologies to you again, Paige.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. A good page. That's okay, thanks guys,
Speaker 2: thank you. But you would have chose you would have
Speaker 2: chosen Joe's anyway, right, Yes, still would have Okay, all right, I'm.
Speaker 4: Going to get out to hear Harry Styles because there's
Speaker 4: nothing this man can't do.
Speaker 3: Did the Tokyo marathon yesterday.
Speaker 2: I did see that, and I'm not sure. Do I
Speaker 2: believe he splits and his times? I'm pretty sure he's
Speaker 2: doing like sort of four minute fifty splits.
Speaker 3: No, he took him three and like three hours and
Speaker 3: thirty minutes or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think a few times out by forty two,
Speaker 2: it's around about three hours and thirty minutes. I think
Speaker 2: it did sort of four minutes fifty splits. That's good.
Speaker 2: That's sold. Is that good?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He wasn't walking out, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: I did producing. Mollie and I agree on this. Could
Speaker 3: I be bothered to do a marathon? No? No, you're
Speaker 3: going to do one, an't you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it in June. I can do
Speaker 2: it with the mate the McLaren Vale Marathon. That's gonna
Speaker 2: be my first marathon too.
Speaker 3: But you never done one before?
Speaker 2: No, I've done. I do enjoy running, and I do
Speaker 2: like running these twenty k sort of there trots. They're
Speaker 2: genuine trots.
Speaker 3: ROAs.
Speaker 2: When I say that, I think I've only done like
Speaker 2: two or three times, I'm making out like I do
Speaker 2: it two or three times a week. That's incorrect. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm looking.
Speaker 4: Forward to it.
Speaker 3: I'm a three k max and that's sometimes a run walk. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He said to me, last time you did like three
Speaker 2: k's and twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Is that good?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, the important thing is that
Speaker 2: you completed it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, marathon's not my thing. We did mention this before.
Speaker 4: Every household has a hero, am I right? So in
Speaker 4: ours it's our fearless leader, Greg Onie.
Speaker 3: There's no question about that.
Speaker 2: He's unhelded.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So he's taken to running at a place called Platform
Speaker 4: and so it's got it's one of those rooms where
Speaker 4: they did the lights. They have the fluoros and then
Speaker 4: it's like those really super fast treadmills. Anyway, the man
Speaker 4: is probably fitter than when he played ice hockey. Like
Speaker 4: he's doing really, really well. And you and I in particular,
Speaker 4: get a lot of messages about him visiting zone five,
Speaker 4: which is when your heart rate goes to.
Speaker 3: Sort of the top level.
Speaker 2: Yes, and by all reports, particularly from Greg, there's not
Speaker 2: many people he get to zone fight. We've joked about
Speaker 2: the fact that he's the mayor of his own fight, mayor.
Speaker 3: Of Zone five. He reckons it's very very lonely.
Speaker 2: Owns a lot of property and zone.
Speaker 3: A lot of real estate left in Zone far because
Speaker 3: he's bought.
Speaker 8: It all up.
Speaker 2: He's a property tycoon in Zon and five exactly right.
Speaker 4: So he did the class yesterday and as just a
Speaker 4: matter of passing, I said to him, did you see
Speaker 4: Jesse Treno came top ten in the Tokyo Marathon And
Speaker 4: he goes, yeah, but.
Speaker 3: I won the class this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 8: And then.
Speaker 2: That's a lot cot that, Jess.
Speaker 4: I said, I'm sorry, So did you just compare running
Speaker 4: five k's in twenty minutes against six people to Jesse
Speaker 4: running forty two kilometers in two hours, twenty two minutes
Speaker 4: and fifty six seconds.
Speaker 3: Did you just do that? And he goes, looks a
Speaker 3: bit proudly.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, fucking once again. The next step, I guess
Speaker 2: is a race off between Jess Stnson and your husband race. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: what what's sure?
Speaker 4: Greg Gottiv Harry Starves. I think hes gotten covered to Sexifield.
Speaker 2: And on the track.
Speaker 3: When did you cave to a fashion trend?
Speaker 4: That's what we'll be talking about, because you you are
Speaker 4: at the moment you remind me of one of those
Speaker 4: blokes when they fall in love, they fall hard, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. We've all met a bloke like that.
Speaker 4: How will we produce a molly? They just fall in
Speaker 4: love so frequently it's actually embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Go on your lads for the lads in that category.
Speaker 2: Can't hear you? Brother?
Speaker 3: So you have fallen for a pair of shoes?
Speaker 2: Time?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Who saw this relationship coming? I didn't very Romeo and Juliet,
Speaker 2: isn't it?
Speaker 4: And when I first spotted you two together at a pub,
Speaker 4: the Lion, actually in Melbourne Street when we had a
Speaker 4: work lunch and I saw it, and I was doubled.
Speaker 3: Over in tears of laughter and tears, I tell you.
Speaker 4: Because you didn't just go the shoes, but you went
Speaker 4: the accessories as well.
Speaker 3: You went the gibbets.
Speaker 2: It's like the cherry on top of the cake.
Speaker 3: What has happened to you? Because when I once saw
Speaker 3: this relationship.
Speaker 2: I didn't see this relationship coming. If you see them like,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? I am in love with
Speaker 2: my crocs. I am so aggressively in love with my crocs.
Speaker 2: And I would have sat here a year ago been
Speaker 2: like I will aggressively judge anyone who wears crocs, particularly
Speaker 2: man over a certain age, and age is probably five
Speaker 2: or six. I would like to wear my crocs to
Speaker 2: work and to functions if I could.
Speaker 3: You're not allowed to wear them to functions.
Speaker 4: And it's gotten so bad your love affair with these
Speaker 4: crocs that whenever we have something serious that we have
Speaker 4: to do that involve clients at the station, I'm like,
Speaker 4: did you bring proper shoes?
Speaker 2: You do say that, Yeah, I do have proper shoes
Speaker 2: in the back of my car. Okay for such occasions.
Speaker 2: But I don't know where this came from. I can
Speaker 2: tell you right now. If you're sitting there and maybe
Speaker 2: I don't know, early thirties, mid thirties, maybe late thirties
Speaker 2: like some of us, and you're thinking, do I give
Speaker 2: them a go? Just go for it, see what happens.
Speaker 2: To describe what's happening to my feet right now is
Speaker 2: there is so much love making happening, and it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous love making, and purely the crocs are very
Speaker 2: much in control. They're driving it right, they are driving
Speaker 2: it so and my feet are just laying back being like, well,
Speaker 2: where was this five years ago.
Speaker 3: Oh really?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 2: Well? We denied such passion?
Speaker 3: Are they that good?
Speaker 4: Because from an outsider who's not a Croc converter, it
Speaker 4: feels like if you wear Crocs, you've given up on
Speaker 4: yourself and you've given up on society.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what it feels.
Speaker 3: Like from the act I could.
Speaker 4: I'm open to be corrected here, but you do hear
Speaker 4: it with absolutely and nausea and people saying, oh my god,
Speaker 4: they're the most comfortable thing I've ever worn.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. When did you cave? Maybe it's
Speaker 2: not just for Crocs, Maybe it's for other fashion items
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 4: Maybe could be in So if you feel like you
Speaker 4: can talk me around to the Crocs, then I'm all, is,
Speaker 4: oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I'm driving the Croc train. You are a man who's
Speaker 2: almost middle aged, maybe in your thirties, and you have
Speaker 2: recently jumped on board the Croc train because I'm driving
Speaker 2: this train.
Speaker 4: Because previous to this, you're in a relationship with Birkenstocks,
Speaker 4: a fairly intense relationship, a long term.
Speaker 2: Relationship that was a messy breakup.
Speaker 3: Do you have it?
Speaker 4: Was there a crossover? Did you have an affair with
Speaker 4: the crocs while you're in love with the Birkenstock.
Speaker 2: I think that's exactly what happened, really, do you know
Speaker 2: It's really concerning for my wife is that she was
Speaker 2: the one who convinced me to get some crocs. She's like, I, reckon,
Speaker 2: you'll like them for wearing them around the house. They're
Speaker 2: very comfortable. Next minute, I'm wearing them absolutely everywhere, and
Speaker 2: she's banning me from wearing them while I pick up
Speaker 2: the kids from school because of the other parents.
Speaker 3: Does she does she have a pair of crocs.
Speaker 2: She has a pair of crocs, but she genuinely only
Speaker 2: wears them around the house.
Speaker 4: The genuine human decency to keep them inside her for walls.
Speaker 3: That's my kind of woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so her feet only get made love to while
Speaker 2: she's at home. That's not good enough. Right now, Jades,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, what's happening to my feet is just
Speaker 2: quite outrageous. Feet on the receiving end. What if this
Speaker 2: boy they're satisfied.
Speaker 3: What if you and those shoes have little croc babies
Speaker 3: with little gibbets.
Speaker 2: Yes, gibbets. To look at my newest gibbet. See my
Speaker 2: newest gibbet it's an over boy. There is a new
Speaker 2: range of no gibbets available.
Speaker 1: There is.
Speaker 4: Indeed, my five year old girl was very excited about them,
Speaker 4: but not as excited as you.
Speaker 2: Thirteen three four ten. When did you cave? Or are
Speaker 2: you on board the croc train? Am I alone in this?
Speaker 2: I feel like I've discussed something quite magical.
Speaker 4: We're talking about the disintegration of society as we know
Speaker 4: it by people just wearing crocs everywhere out of the
Speaker 4: house with socks as well. And I just mentioned when
Speaker 4: you fall, you fall hard for a trend and you
Speaker 4: are head over heels for your crocs at the moment,
Speaker 4: so much so it's very difficult to pry them off,
Speaker 4: pry them off your feet.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: I went down the same path as well with Birkenstein. Again,
Speaker 2: I feel really hard, did not extremely hard that there's
Speaker 2: no getting that out, and all of a sudden, crocs
Speaker 2: on side saying hello, are there big fels.
Speaker 4: Once you commit to these relationships, you hold on for
Speaker 4: a very long time, like you still wear rusty T shirts.
Speaker 2: I love hard, you know me? I love hard? Okay,
Speaker 2: I really love it hard.
Speaker 4: Probably you need to learn when to let go of
Speaker 4: a clothing relationships nothing for me?
Speaker 2: Isn't it all or nothing?
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Marianna from Marion. Good morning,
Speaker 3: good morning? Oh no, am I reading this right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: And isn't it just gorgeous? I don't want to I
Speaker 2: don't want to sound, you know, naughty when I say this,
Speaker 2: But oh, the crocs make love to your feet, don't they?
Speaker 3: Oh? Look, I hate to admit it, but yeah, they're
Speaker 3: pretty good.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so what color are we sporting? And do
Speaker 3: you also have the gibbets?
Speaker 2: And I haven't. I haven't been able to cross over
Speaker 2: to the gibbets.
Speaker 8: I feel like that's the kids only things for the moment.
Speaker 2: But I think I'm close and right, I've got bone
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, thanks Marianna.
Speaker 4: The gibbets should be a kid's only thing, but talk
Speaker 4: people through exactly what you're sporting on your feet in
Speaker 4: terms of gibbets at the moment.
Speaker 2: So of course I've got the over Boy and that's
Speaker 2: the newest in nova gibbets. Ye got a little love heart,
Speaker 2: I've got a little Rubbie ducky, I've got an alien
Speaker 2: a peace sign and I believe that his stand from
Speaker 2: South Park.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, what a beautiful collection of gibbets. Oh, thank you guys,
Speaker 2: appreciate that. Nice.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go to Simon from Hackham. Good morning, Simon,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jerny.
Speaker 8: How are you.
Speaker 3: You've been converted as well? This is like a cult.
Speaker 3: This is like silent si intology for your feet at
Speaker 3: the moment you're wearing them as well.
Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely. I'm forty seven, only been converted for the
Speaker 8: last couple of years. Warrant of my Christmas function at
Speaker 8: a fancy winery. No, yeah, it was nice with focks
Speaker 8: because you've got to you know, you've got to dress
Speaker 8: to the occasion. Had on my Christmas give it sooner.
Speaker 3: Was beautifully Christmas stupid Simon.
Speaker 8: Can you have to It's like a It's like a
Speaker 8: rubber cloud to your foot. You have to try them out.
Speaker 1: Joey.
Speaker 8: That is a great Bay is definitely on board. There,
Speaker 8: He's on the right path.
Speaker 2: You know, if I know nothing else about Simon, I
Speaker 2: can gather enough information from that. Simon's the man. He's
Speaker 2: the man, all right.
Speaker 4: Well done to you, Simon, I think Stacy from Morval,
Speaker 4: Oh can we stop you're a croc lover as well.
Speaker 1: I am. I wear them everywhere.
Speaker 3: I've got them on my feet right now.
Speaker 2: Of course, of course you do, because you like it
Speaker 2: when you feet feel good, Stacey.
Speaker 3: Are you wearing them to work?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: I do wear them to work.
Speaker 3: Where do you work, Stace?
Speaker 2: Do you say you feel work?
Speaker 6: Child cares?
Speaker 4: So all of my gibbits are like child related.
Speaker 1: I've got some Barbie, some Malwana toy story for the kids.
Speaker 2: Jealous, I want.
Speaker 3: That's your favorite movie?
Speaker 2: My god?
Speaker 3: Why don't you organize a gibet extra angel with Stacey.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can do that. I'm sure there's a market
Speaker 2: we can trade gibbets.
Speaker 4: It has to be Thanks so much, Stace. One more
Speaker 4: Angela from Andrew's farm.
Speaker 3: Are you on the crop train?
Speaker 7: Absolutely not, there we go.
Speaker 3: They are horrible.
Speaker 8: They look terrible and no one over the age of
Speaker 8: thirty should be.
Speaker 2: Wearing Oh wow, okay, I'll take that on board.
Speaker 1: End.
Speaker 3: Do you have an alternative to crops? Angela? No, I
Speaker 3: just wear.
Speaker 2: Archers. That's pretty good.
Speaker 7: That's not bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I tend to wear jersey shoes for work.
Speaker 3: Yes, like a fully grown adult that you are. Angela. Well, done.
Speaker 2: Can I can I ask Angela, have you actually tried
Speaker 2: them before?
Speaker 7: I have an fan of blimey and.
Speaker 1: They just look terrible. They didn't match with any of
Speaker 1: mic clothing.
Speaker 8: They definitely in the house.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Angela. The common sense is finally prevailed in
Speaker 3: this space.
Speaker 2: Well that's one in four. Okay, that's one in four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you trying to assemble a croc army.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to assemble a croc army. I just said before.
Speaker 2: I'm driving the croc train. Need some passengers. I'm thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen, and maybe in particular, are you over thirty
Speaker 2: and really discovered crocs at the late age? Because I'm
Speaker 2: telling you when they first came out, I was so
Speaker 2: anticross Yes, And now I'll tell you if I got
Speaker 2: married again, if I me and Karen, which is to
Speaker 2: redo it all, would I be wearing crocs? Who knows?
Speaker 2: Who knows? You can't judge in the space because you
Speaker 2: guys wore songs at your wedding.
Speaker 3: That's true, but it was in Bali, So that's okay.
Speaker 2: All right? Are you on board? Or maybe you're really
Speaker 2: really aggressively hated thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: Also fancy thongs. They were heavy on its thanks, No,
Speaker 3: it must be nice.
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Speaker 4: Josh has just come up with an outrageous Oscar fact.
Speaker 4: Please explain how wicked the musical, how that banging tunes
Speaker 4: from there got beaten by what?
Speaker 7: Yeah, the film Amelia Perez has won Best Original Soundtrack
Speaker 7: and it's really weird. I think Hazy's got a snippet
Speaker 7: of one of the songs.
Speaker 2: Can you just explain what the film's actually about?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Sure, So it's about a cartel leader who's going
Speaker 7: into hiding and to assist in that, he's having a
Speaker 7: sex change so people don't know who he is.
Speaker 2: So this is a song about having a sex change.
Speaker 2: What a predictable script. By the way, listen to this song.
Speaker 3: Very nice to meet.
Speaker 2: I'd like to know what about sex change?
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 2: Men two women, a woman, two men, man two women
Speaker 2: from Penis resh hit sim that's one an Oscar it
Speaker 2: did and that be wicked?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, I don't even think defying gravity can come certainly.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm going to be ask with you, Jay's it's
Speaker 2: hard to predict the winners and losers when it comes
Speaker 2: to the oscars. I didn't see that one taking home
Speaker 2: and gong.
Speaker 8: But here we are.
Speaker 3: Do you know what's going to be in my head
Speaker 3: all day cruising around Channel ten being.
Speaker 2: Still how we need to talk about the cyclone?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Because this is absolutely threatening to derail the opening round
Speaker 2: of the AFL Thursday night. It's not going to happen
Speaker 2: Brisbane hosting the Cats.
Speaker 3: Are you calling it now?
Speaker 2: Let's just call it now?
Speaker 3: I think you called it about ten plus seven's.
Speaker 2: Because Andrew Dylon is refusing to call it. He wants
Speaker 2: to call it in the moment, but understandably if you're
Speaker 2: a Geelong Cat or you're a Brisbane line and if
Speaker 2: you're a fan of those teams, just make the decision
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 4: And then is it just a situation where they've replayed
Speaker 4: it in a couple of weeks when they.
Speaker 2: Get a chance, Well, they've got a buy coming up,
Speaker 2: so both those sides have a buy coming up. I
Speaker 2: think it's round three they won't be playing, So I
Speaker 2: just played there bit of a delayed start sound.
Speaker 3: Let my kids trying to get time off school already
Speaker 3: went in there like four weeks into the term.
Speaker 2: They got to buy a week if we can, we
Speaker 2: negotiate having the first day off school.
Speaker 3: Doesn't make sense, doesn't He's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: The cycling watch has been issued for the first time
Speaker 2: since nineteen ninety. That seems outrageous as well.
Speaker 5: Does I know?
Speaker 4: Also the figures that they're talking like one hundred and
Speaker 4: thirty five kilometers an hour the wins and also.
Speaker 3: Four hundred and six between four hundred and six hundred
Speaker 3: millimeters of.
Speaker 2: Rain, that's what we're the footy baby, that's insane. That
Speaker 2: is next level wet weather footy.
Speaker 3: That is really gross.
Speaker 2: One man who would have had to deal with all
Speaker 2: sorts of treacherous conditions because he played his football in
Speaker 2: Geelong as well and did so unbelievably well, three hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty plus games, five times all Australian three time
Speaker 2: premiership players. Tom Hawkins, you just do folks.
Speaker 3: So you just did all that off the top of
Speaker 3: your head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a footy nerd.
Speaker 3: You didn't even you didn't read that off a sheet
Speaker 3: of paper.
Speaker 2: I'm a football nerd, and I'm a big fan of
Speaker 2: Tom Hawkins. Who isn't I'm only human. If you if
Speaker 2: you like football, I'll say this you like or love
Speaker 2: Tom Hawkins.
Speaker 3: Also, you don't have to rain man it with the stits.
Speaker 2: We sometimes I can't remember my kid's birthday, but I
Speaker 2: know all stats about Tom Hawkins. That's be concerning, right,
Speaker 2: You're weido produce money.
Speaker 3: Can I just say I don't like football, but I
Speaker 3: like Tom Hawkins. He's pretty, he
Speaker 2: Got tammy eyes.