WEBVTT - Tom Hawkins Reveals The Most Unhinged Heckle He's Ever Received 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:05.920 Every day. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:09.480 Add Tom, Now joes to chat to someone who was 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:12.520 one of the all time grades. He will walk into 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:15.360 the Hall of Fame when he's eligible, and that is 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:18.080 Tom Hawkins. And look, you know me, I'm a Footy fan, 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:21.439 fully nerd, fully nerd. You know, if you're a Footy fan, 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:24.240 then you love this man, even if you really really 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:26.520 have watched the Cats destroy your team over the years. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.120 Yes, can we say good morning to Tom? Are you there? Tom? 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:31.800 I am here, guys, thank you for the nice word. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:34.159 Oh that's okay. Do you want to know something really creepy? 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.320 So Hazy and I were just talking about you on 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:38.280 air before and he just reeled off all your stats 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:41.000 off the top of his He's a fully reporter, but 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.440 just off the top of his off his head, which 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:46.319 I don't know whether to say that's impressive or just 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:48.280 a little bit stalkrish and creepy. 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.320 Well, it is nice to know that you have an 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:54.800 impact outside of toolong on people and that they can 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:57.640 remember those things, because I think as a player you 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:02.240 are generally loved by your team and your supporters and members, 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.800 but it's not always the case, or you don't have 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:10.880 the same love reciprocated when it comes to other environments 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:13.319 and states. So that's very nice to hear. 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:15.160 I just want I just want to know as well, Tom, 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:18.720 I feel like as well, and it's probably a show 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:21.360 of respect. You certainly would get some feedback from the 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.320 Port Adelaide crab when you used to play at Adelaide 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.119 over and that's probably because you were so down good 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:26.880 could you hear that? Did you embrace it? 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:30.559 Look? There was many things, particularly being a full forward 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:32.440 and the way I played, I sat out of the 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:36.360 goals were unashamably. I would be close to the cheer 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:40.679 squad at each end of whoever we were playing, whatever ground. 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:44.400 So I heard some things over my time, not necessarily 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:49.120 just from Port Adelaide, but lots of other cubs as well. 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:52.240 One of my favorite ones, and it's nothing that ever 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:56.680 crossed the border. But I got married one the week 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.240 before the start of the season and we played Collingwood 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:02.600 couple of weeks later. We got made. The next day 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.640 our car got stolen out the front of our house 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:07.320 and had my wife's wedding dress in it. So I 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:10.679 hit the news for one reason or another, and one 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.919 of the Collingwood cheer squad members yelled out at some 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:16.320 point and a bit of a lull during the game, 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.040 that he had my wife's wedding dresses, which I thought 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:22.280 was I thought was very, very good. So it's always 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:25.400 stuck with me. That and a few other things that 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:26.280 I mon't repeat on that. 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:28.320 What about when you thought he was joking you looked 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.240 over Tom and he's actually wearing it. 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:36.240 I didn't see any signs, but so I have to 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.840 take it as tongue in cheap But yeah, never quite know. 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:42.880 Now Tom as a cyclone hurtles towards the gabber for 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:43.880 the opening round. 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:44.840 Of the AFL season. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.440 It got us thinking about you playing down at Geelong 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:50.280 and there must have been times when you questioned your 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:53.480 commitment to the club and for the decision to actually 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.000 live in Geelong because it would have been bloody freezing 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:58.240 down there and it would have pelted down. How did 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:00.720 you feel running out into the ground days like that? 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:04.640 Yeah, Look, it was something those sort of days I 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:07.000 won't miss when I'm sitting by the fire if I'm 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:10.360 not with Fox Footy sitting by the fire and watching 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:13.480 the cats play. But look, it's one of the great 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.600 parts of and unique parts of the game is that 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:19.680 we play during the winter, we don't necessarily see weather 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:23.120 events that we're seeing up in Brisbane this weekend or 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:27.520 overseas where it snows at other venues and other games. 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:31.760 So we have played in some pretty awful conditions. But 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:35.200 you know what, as a player, you prepare yourself and 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:39.160 you don't necessarily feel the cold unless it is a 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:42.440 combination of wind, rain and a freezing cold day, which 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:43.600 we've had a few of those inju. 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:47.320 Long Hey, Tom, life Now outside of footy, of course, 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.600 you have joined the Fox Footy commentary team. We're looking 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:52.200 forward to what you've got to say because you are very, 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:55.320 very broadly loved. But how is it transition to retirement 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:56.560 is done with these. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:57.880 Dad, the three girls? 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:01.360 Well, good luck with that, Thank you, thank you. 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:07.120 Look, I'm loving the transition. There's no regrets about my 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:10.720 decision not to play on for this season. I just 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:14.720 physically couldn't. I think mentally I could absolutely, but physically 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:18.240 I think the game got to a point where it 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.240 was just a little bit past me and I got 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:23.920 an injury halfway through the year, which meant that I 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:26.599 wasn't able to come back and play at AFL levels. 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:29.640 So I'm really comfortable with the decision. I'm loving life 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.240 away from the football clubs. Certainly I miss it, don't 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:34.919 get me wrong, and there's going to be some periods 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:38.160 throughout the year where I really wish I was back 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.440 in that environment, but I'm loving it. I'm working a 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:43.600 couple of days a week at Nutrient Solutions, I'm out 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.800 on the road today, I've got my Fox footy and 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:50.880 I'm also doing some work at the Cats, very much 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:54.440 a part time role, but just helping out where I can. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.760 So there's lots on. I've got to fit my family, 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:01.560 which is a priority this year, certainly while I'm changing 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:05.240 and transitioning out of careers. It's a wonderful time to 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.080 be able to spend with them. So been on a 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:09.880 couple of holidays and really really enjoying it. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:13.200 And Tom, one of the most wholesome videos you'll ever see, 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:16.000 if you want to jump on Tom Hawkins's Instagram, is 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.760 when you told one of your little all of your girls, 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:21.800 that you were retiring and she burst into tears. 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.000 That was the cutest I know. 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:27.719 Our eldest, she is very emotional, Arabella, and she's got 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.719 to the age now where she's eight years of age 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:33.839 and she's just starting to understand and maybe even use 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:35.960 dad playing for the Cats as a bit of a 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:39.880 bargaining tool in the playground. So she probably feels like 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:43.520 that's no longer and that now she has a sort 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.640 of washed up old dad that comes into school pick 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:49.760 up and drop off each week in his farm clothes. 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:52.880 So I totally respect that from her point of view. 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.839 But they've been along for the ride over the last 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:59.800 you know, or eight years of Bell's life, and live 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:04.920 through my career and put a lot in so it's 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:06.760 certainly going to be a change for them as well. 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.360 But I think they're enjoying having me around a bit more. 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.720 Hey, Tom, just before we let you go, there is 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.360 one question I want to ask you. How would the 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.680 players be feeling in a situation where Andrew Dyllon is 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:17.800 saying maybe we'll wait and see versus I think Brisbane 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:19.600 has already come out and said we'll call it off now. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:23.360 Of course we're talking about cycling Alfred potentially hitting the 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:26.360 Gabba on Thursday night. If you were playing, what would 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:27.960 you want to know? Would you want to call it 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:29.719 off right now? Would you be happy to wait around? 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.440 I think first and foremost they'll want to they'll want 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:36.520 to know as soon as they have the information at 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:39.440 the AFL level in terms of whether the game's going ahead, 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:42.000 whether it's going to be postponed for a couple of days, 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.640 or whether in fact that they just reschedule it completely. 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.040 The only thing I will say is that coming off 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:52.240 the back of COVID, players are so adaptable for change 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.800 in scheduling. I don't think that was the case once 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:59.200 upon a time, but I think that players are happy 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:03.440 enough to move and be agile as decisions are made. 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:07.719 So the one positive out of the COVID era of 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:11.120 football is that that will transfer into something like this 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:16.240 that we're seeing, which unfortunately, look, I think it's poised 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.840 to go one way or the other. My gut feel 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:22.640 is that the game may change, but I think that, 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:25.480 you know, we'll get some more clarity on that today 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:30.160 because obviously Geelong will travel up there tomorrow. But yeah, 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:35.880 who knows. It's such a disappointing event that may have 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:40.440 to be changed as the season opener of twenty twenty five. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:42.520 We'll tell me you mentioned school pick up there. 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:44.200 I'm sure there's a few school mums that would be 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:47.400 more than happy to see you picking up picking up 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:49.040 the kids. But thank you so much for joining us 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:50.920 this morning. We can't wait to see you on Fox Footy. 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.840 Thank you guys. Not in my current state, but yeah, 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.160 I'm loving being able to do it. Thanks guys for 0:07:58.200 --> 0:07:58.600 having me. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:03.120 Thanks local, and we love when local sports teams in 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:05.960 particular do well. And the Thunderbirds, boy he boy, they're 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:07.400 going through a bit of a purple patch. 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:09.400 Well, going for the three peat this year, aren't they? 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.920 That went back to back premierships and a very real 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:13.240 possibility they could do it again. 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.240 History making too if they get a three peat, wouldn't 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.720 it be? I believe my right and saying not just 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:19.040 for the club. I don't think there's ever been a 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:19.640 three pea before. 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:20.920 I don't think anyone's ever done it before. 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:22.280 Now it's super neple history. 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.160 Oh good one, Look at you who. 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.360 Go and beat and told me that Channel seventh. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:32.360 Yeah, so Thunderbird's Saturday, fifth of April Grand Final replay 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:33.600 against the Vixens. 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:35.920 Cannot wait for the nipple to get started. 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.360 But they have a season launched the other night and 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:39.920 the Jamaican girls were there. 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:41.640 Didn't know they all lived together? 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:44.760 Oh there you go? Yeah, how's that for a household. 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:45.760 Wouldn't that be fun? 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:46.720 A lot going on? 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.400 Yeah, and they speak in their native tongue, which is 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:53.880 obviously Jamaican, and apparently training they they're not adverse to 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:55.040 ripping into each other as well. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.960 That's good in native tongue. That's what it's all about. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:08:59.120 Yeah, I love that for them. 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:02.040 Offend else around you, but you're specifically going after the 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.160 person you're going up. That's beautiful recipe. 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:04.800 Isn't it fun? 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.960 You spoke to firstly, Letaanna Wilson. Yes, one who has 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:09.440 the most fun with all the girls. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.280 Who's had the most fun in the off season? The Jamaicans. 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:14.920 We're vans for everything. 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.800 Cham I've been doing a lot of TikTok and we're 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.160 trying to get Melda on Borenez. 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:20.320 Well, it's quite nice. 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:21.400 Girls are all over TikTok. 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:22.280 Oh, they love it. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:23.800 Yeah, that'd be good at the dancers. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:25.560 But I love that Ramelda is a little bit older 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:28.079 and she's got a toddler, so she's like tapped out 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:28.679 of the TikTok. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.400 She's like, I want no part of it. Like the 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.960 other two. Check them out on TikTok. Have they got 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:35.040 some moves? So good? 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.360 So Ramelda Aikin is what thirty six years old? She's 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:39.440 a bit more mature, she is. Maybe she's onto the 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.439 next phase of her life perhaps, but she certainly that 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:42.320 does love in an Adelaide. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:44.400 What is it about Adelaide that you love for me? 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:48.520 I guess like it's having the connection with my Jamaican peeps. 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:51.080 It's nice to come home and be able to speak 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:55.120 our own language. And just like the family environment of 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:57.320 like everyone taking care of everyone. 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:58.839 If she's not the mother of the group, then I'm 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:00.600 not reading the room exactly right. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.760 Andrew Hayes, do you know your netball by now? Oh 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:06.560 my gosh, like rubbing off vicariously on you. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:08.840 And to finish off, can we get a little piece 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.120 of gold from shmir Sterling one of the great, if 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:12.400 not the greatest defender of all time? 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:14.000 So how would you say? Adelaide? 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:18.080 Thunderbirds for the three peat in twenty twenty five one. 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:19.920 One? 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.360 So that means normal? What's up? I haven't seen you 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:27.680 in a what what's up? She could be exulting our family, 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:29.640 she could be saying all sorts of things, but god 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.240 damn it, it sounds cool. That sounds so cool. 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:34.240 I don't think there are words that could come out 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.040 of that woman's mouth that wouldn't sound cool. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.920 Good luck to the Thunderbirds this year. Yeah, you will 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.040 watch it every Can you guarantee that you will watch 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:43.680 every second available of Thunderbirds action this year. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.160 I've penciled into Interstate Troops. Wow, I can see them 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.520 play the Mavericks and Vixen's later in the year. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:52.560 That is top shelf fandom, isn't it? Go tea Birds? God, 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:53.840 I'm sad as we always. 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:56.959 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:00.679 contain how content graphic language and not see it if 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:01.560 easily offended. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:03.160 Well, you're about to find out. 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:07.840 Just how easily your father. He's on the money, Jody 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:12.400 and haz six not Yeah, that's right. The naughty six 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:13.920 forty is a chance for us to be just a 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.000 bit blue, a little bit risky before we straighten up. 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:18.080 We wholesome it up after seven o'clock. 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:21.960 Certainly seven o'clock is the cutoff for wholesomeness. 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.680 Got one for your judge, What do I love this stuff? 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.120 Why is it a bloke thing? 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.200 One hundred percent is a blow thing because us women 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:30.680 don't get it. 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:31.560 But anyway, appropate. 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:35.560 A giant painting of a pennis has mysteriously appeared on 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:40.320 top of a school roof in Berlin. The one Hey, 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:43.120 I'm it wasn't me who gave the round of applause? 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.760 Isn't it was the audience? Okay? The one hundred foot 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:47.800 long drawing appears to have been grafeated on the flat 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.040 roof of a school cursing your steward among vocals and 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:53.480 Internet users areike. Of course, it's things huge, giant, the 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:57.120 artwork and this was a statistic that really tickled me. 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.840 The artwork, which is a staggering one hundred sixty one 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:04.480 times larger than the average of rec paenist of thirteen centimeters. 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.120 It's very much visible almost from space. 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:08.240 Okay, oh is it? 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:11.040 What do you guys think of that time? They do 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:11.520 like it? 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:16.960 Okay, So it is definitely a male thing because I 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:18.880 it would never occur to me. What about you producing 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.720 mollge just to sit there when I doodle to doodle 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:22.200 the doodle. 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.120 Oh there you go. Now you're getting the spirit of 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:27.079 things doing boobs. 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.720 I know, yeah, like it would be like our stoy 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.520 and going like that, like there go, there's. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:33.240 Some boobs. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:39.520 That's awesome. Well iron they love it. 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:41.440 No one understands it, no one. 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:43.760 You would have Oh my god, you would have drawn 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:44.920 some Penniss in your time. 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:46.720 Do you know? Is it super bad? Is the movie 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.920 super bad? What is it with guys and particularly young guys. 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:53.440 That's that's literally probably all I did during high school 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:55.959 and my tea, like my final years of marble is 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:00.640 so awful. That's because there wasn't a class us about 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:04.720 drawing dicks. 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.120 You just excuse me. You were just done lucky with 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:09.480 the curriculum. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:11.559 Because if they was, I would have been the top 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:16.600 one percentile for pictures of a rectile. 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:17.840 I need to know. 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:18.559 I need to know now. 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:19.200 I need to know. 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:20.080 I need to know. 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.280 I need to know what news today? 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:24.680 Excuse what you need to know? 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:26.160 You know what you need to know. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:31.600 With Jody and as cyclone watch what about this coinciding 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:36.880 with round Wally opening round of the AFL cyclone, Alfred 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:41.000 is hurtling towards the coast and the Brisbane lines are saying, hey, 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:43.319 if you're going to call off this opening round match, 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:45.560 can you do it sooner rather than later? 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.040 So what are they waiting for? What the af waiting for? 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:50.000 The boys to turn up to the Gabba when it's 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.360 like sure to rent your rain and the winds are 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:53.680 one hundred and thirty k is an hour. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.280 So what's what's Andrew Dylan going to do? Like going 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.080 to the center of the pitch like Licky's finger, put 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:01.760 in the ambul like Winny nah, not today. I don't think. 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:03.200 Let's go home. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:04.920 It's doing that seem ludicrous. 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:07.120 It does seem very very strange. Here is Andrew dealing 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:07.720 on the situation. 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.800 The lines are working towards that, as ar Geelong and 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:11.360 as the AFL and. 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.560 Channel seven lines are very very clear. They don't want 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:15.760 to do it. They want to call it off right now, 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:17.120 which is completely fair enough. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.600 Which doesn't it take you back to when you are 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:21.000 like an eight year old kid and you know the 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.800 weather's going to be a bad for your Saturday morning sport. Noil, 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:26.480 I just don't want to and especially for netball playing 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:29.040 in Hobart, Tasmania when it was you know, minus four 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:32.440 degrees course three, you had to wear a dress and 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.560 the only thing that would save you was lightning. That 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:39.240 was the only but that absolutely the AFL players must. 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:41.960 Feel that too. Dread running out there when it's awful. 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.280 Well, the thing about it now is that the grounds 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:46.680 are so so good and the AFL player wouldn't experience 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.240 this because the turf is so good that they're not 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:52.080 really slipping over. But spare thought for us amateurs back 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:55.320 in the day. Jeez, I'll tell you what. The Ponderosa 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:58.640 come June, and every sample ground as well, I reckon, 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.360 except for no longer. Every sample ground come Journe would 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:03.840 just be there'd be a pocket or one particular area 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:05.840 where it's just an absolute bog. 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.680 You must have had days. Do you wear the long 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:09.960 sleeves too when it was really cold? 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:12.480 There was only one bloke that I knew of that 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:15.280 were a long sleeve at centrals. Two blokes actually right 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:16.800 breaking Daniel Shell did it for a little bit. And 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:18.880 Lee west Off that was the brother of Justin Westoff. 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:21.600 Okay, yeah, family, you would have been like, there is 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:25.320 no way I'm not putting these guns on display for 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:27.280 any of the females that bother to turn up to 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:30.320 the Ponderosa. If they're going to pay their eight dollars edition, 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:33.480 I'm going to give them a game show. 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:37.840 Well that's where I Metcaha. I didn't meet her at 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:41.280 the Bond crazy things. But we spoke about this off 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.560 here yesterday. I think our jokes just the fact that 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:47.280 I didn't want to be that wet weather guy, but 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.680 I knew that I needed to be because it suited 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:52.160 the way that I played, and that was a dour 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:53.520 defender with no skill. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:55.320 Absolutely no, I had no. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.560 Choice but to really embrace awful conditions. I wanted to 0:15:58.560 --> 0:15:59.960 be a rock star, but I didn't have enough skill. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:00.920 Did you have at least have. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:03.440 A nice shower or a spa in the change rooms 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.280 afterwards when you've got absolutely soaked. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:07.520 And you look at your fingers and your toes and 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:08.880 like these even working. 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:10.960 These digits even function. 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.440 All good though, got them, pat it up, went to heavy, 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:17.200 a couple of bees, and then enjoyed the night. Have 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:19.440 you still around, Well. 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:20.000 It hasn't closed. 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.200 It's still there on Hut Street, Marble bar closed. 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:24.560 Well, yeah, you probably had that thing shut down with 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.440 your behavior, you and your mate Lee. 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:29.200 Yeah, Jesus, there you go. So it's not going to 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.120 go ahead. The prediction right now, it's not going to 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:31.480 go ahead. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:33.520 You're calling it now, calling it now? Do you want 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:34.520 to let Andrew Dylan know. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.560 I'm buzzing my cinema text he never writes back. Jody 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:40.440 and Hazy on Adelaide's over nine on nine quick heads 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:43.200 up as well. If you want an exclusive invitation to 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:45.480 what will be the best party in town, keep it lockdown. 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:53.440 Of course, that's what you do in this space. You're 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:56.680 an anxious little mess. 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:01.120 And that's not quite the intro. And I was anticipating. 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:04.320 Do you want to explain how this competition works? So 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.440 you're just going to sit over there and you're gloating 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:07.240 little space. 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:09.399 Well, I will continue to gloat in this space, but 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:11.959 let's bring you producer Moly gives them out and bolts. 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:12.880 Please produce the Moly. 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:14.440 Firstly, I feel like mum and dadda farting? 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.399 Are we okay? Seven form happy every week? 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:18.160 I'm happy? 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:21.840 No, No, Mum's annoy because dad's being arrogant. 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:23.879 What sort of that off? Okay? 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:27.120 Okay, So how this works is we bring you all 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:31.400 your favorite fresh hits and a throwbacks, but they are orchestralized. 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:33.680 We've got two listeners on the line. We're going to 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:34.880 find out who they're playing for. 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:39.640 Teagan from Williamstown, good morning, good morning, Okay, who you choosing. 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:43.080 Tagan, it's my soul. 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:47.840 Okay, good luck Tiagan page from Andrew's Farm, Good morning page. 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:49.320 Good morning guys. 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:49.960