Speaker 1: Go get you the morning every day, Adelaides Judes, you
Speaker 1: are one hundred percent recovered, Yes, oh my gosh, but
Speaker 1: you had a nasty little invader.
Speaker 2: What a little roller coaster it was with my intestines
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 3: So I had a little single cell parasite.
Speaker 2: It was called Blasto's Sistus hominus.
Speaker 4: Well, my name is Maximus Decimus Ridius, very very very
Speaker 4: powerful little character had a sword too.
Speaker 2: God, I feel like it just lies. They lie dormant
Speaker 2: and then they just come and get you.
Speaker 4: They do when you're lest suspected.
Speaker 3: Enough is enough. I'm going to go to town.
Speaker 2: And little Blasto Hominus had a field day for about
Speaker 2: six days.
Speaker 5: It was like, what's the little what's a little opening. Now,
Speaker 5: I'm going to send everything through that in liquid form. There,
Speaker 5: that's a passage, not just that.
Speaker 3: Didn't it spasm? Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Wasn't it unpredictable? Asked Jack Lakoshis, who was in studio
Speaker 5: a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: And Joe's like to go, I mean, I've never actually,
Speaker 2: you know, let myself go in front of an AFL footballer,
Speaker 2: and I thought, this is the moment.
Speaker 4: Who would have thought twenty twenty five a year we
Speaker 4: ticked that off. Good for you.
Speaker 3: That's on the bucket list that one. Coincidentally, I needed
Speaker 3: a bucket at the Can we.
Speaker 4: Do this yeah? Thirteen and twenty four ten, What invaded
Speaker 4: your body?
Speaker 2: Well? Because I had a couple of people say, oh
Speaker 2: my goodness, I had a parasite as well.
Speaker 5: Please share your stories If you had a parasite, what
Speaker 5: was it like? Because yours so when you say it
Speaker 5: was a single cell parasite, yeah, is there like double
Speaker 5: cell parasites and a different sort of level parasite?
Speaker 3: He used to say. Weirdly enough, I'm not a medical professional, so.
Speaker 4: Little little Greek gladiated parasites. My name is Maximus Decimus RD.
Speaker 4: They do the most damage, do they? Okay? Absolutely?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I want to hear from other people just so I
Speaker 2: feel a little bit better about myself and lack of
Speaker 2: bowel control?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten, What invaded your body?
Speaker 5: I'd love to take your calls at next A thirteen
Speaker 5: and twenty four ten, What aided your body? Want to
Speaker 5: put you on the standby list if you get on
Speaker 5: air as well for our winter weekend escape, which we'll
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Speaker 2: Think about this beautiful overnight stay at the Soft Hotel,
Speaker 2: which is a stunning hotel by the way, Go see
Speaker 2: Disney's Beauty in the Base and then just knock yourself
Speaker 2: out for dinner. Garson blur, Yeah, I don't think it's
Speaker 2: gars on Blue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you and your little invading parasite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give it a five star meal or why not
Speaker 3: while you're at it.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty fourteen. We'd love to take Cal's next. What
Speaker 5: invaded your Body?
Speaker 3: Jagie from Ridge Haven? What invaded your body?
Speaker 6: What invaded my body? Is actually called crypto Vigorian? Oh
Speaker 6: so that is a yeah.
Speaker 3: Superman Mariti too.
Speaker 4: Wasn't that It's a trendy little parasite that deals in crypto.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly exactly, but it actually put me in hospital.
Speaker 6: Oh no, for a week. Yeah, I ended up in
Speaker 6: hospital for a week and it actually gave me double pneumonia.
Speaker 6: Because currently this can not only give you, you know,
Speaker 6: the unpleasant watery diarrhea, but I'm immune compromise. I have
Speaker 6: an autoimmune and so it can affect a respiratory system
Speaker 6: and that's what happens.
Speaker 7: So, oh my.
Speaker 6: Gosh, tell you I feel for you, Jody, because the
Speaker 6: crowning wor was horrendous.
Speaker 3: Cramping sounds like you're actually having contractions during job birth.
Speaker 3: I'm not even gidding. Unfortunate, isn't it, Jackie. Thank you
Speaker 3: so much for your call, and I hope you feel better.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you too, thank you.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 4: No more parasites for you, Joe.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you feel miserable and alone, like you're the only
Speaker 2: one in the universe. It's got a parasite, am I right?
Speaker 4: I feel this is that I.
Speaker 3: Just need some friends.
Speaker 2: So we're doing this this morning on thirteen twenty four
Speaker 2: to ten, and everyone who gets on air it goes
Speaker 2: into the running for that beautiful winter escape.
Speaker 3: There a soft hotel to don't see Disney's Beauty in
Speaker 3: the base as well. Yes, yeah, what invaded your body?
Speaker 4: Let's go to Plenton. Good morning, Sally, what invaded?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 9: Why go hey?
Speaker 4: You going?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 10: It was a bit bigger than a parasite. It was
Speaker 10: a thirty centimeter two and a half kilo sist.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 11: Oh god.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I was in pain for about six months and took
Speaker 10: no notice. So every time I twisted, I'd go, oh
Speaker 10: that hurts. When I got up, my girlfriends were saying
Speaker 10: to me in summer, oh you, temmy looked a little bit.
Speaker 9: Floated, and I went bang so and then.
Speaker 10: On Sunday, word of advice. One morning I just couldn't
Speaker 10: get up, so my daughter rang an ambulance and of
Speaker 10: course that didn't come. So Monday morning she took me
Speaker 10: to the hospital and I suffer paying really well, and
Speaker 10: then the next minute they did an ultrasound said it
Speaker 10: was a great fruit to the sea tea Sam, and
Speaker 10: then that was it went in surgery for four hours.
Speaker 3: Sally goodness, are you okay?
Speaker 4: Hope?
Speaker 3: Sally, you okay?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 10: I lost nine kilos in two weeks.
Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: There's always an upside, silver linings and all that. Yes,
Speaker 2: exactly right, Oh Sally goodness. Me Anastasia from Morson Lakes,
Speaker 2: what invaded? Your body, doll, I had a tape worm.
Speaker 4: Okay, first of all, they're disgusting.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 10: Fifteen years old.
Speaker 12: Nobody would believe me. I had a stomach ache, I
Speaker 12: was losing weight, I was so ill, and they were
Speaker 12: just putting it down to me vomiting because of the age.
Speaker 12: You're out, you wanted a perfect body, and I'm like,
Speaker 12: I'm not vomiting. I'm just sick all the time. And
Speaker 12: then my mom goes actual period. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 12: Your period's coming.
Speaker 2: Your periods come miss.
Speaker 12: And then yeah, about about a month later, they just
Speaker 12: started believing me. That took me to the hospital, they
Speaker 12: checked it all out, and then they found out that
Speaker 12: it was a tapeworm two meters.
Speaker 8: Long form quite a long time.
Speaker 12: And they gave me some tablets something to kill it off.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Crazy, very got very ill, very quickly. But yeah, I
Speaker 12: covered from it now, which is good, but scarredful life.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm just googling images of tateworm's day.
Speaker 2: Can I ask a question, Anastasia, because I'm past the
Speaker 2: point of having any modesty right now.
Speaker 3: Did you watch it pass? Did you want to pass through?
Speaker 12: It's sort of like, yeah, you will sort of light
Speaker 12: in the toilet.
Speaker 3: So yeah, once she.
Speaker 12: Died and it passed through, it was quite long and
Speaker 12: quite horrible and quite scary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I cried, God, that is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: It is your birthday. You hate it, You're mortified about
Speaker 2: all the attention.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love giving gifts. And what are the gifts that
Speaker 2: I like to give you each and every year? I
Speaker 2: like to give you a box full of all your
Speaker 2: favorite things.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is your love language.
Speaker 3: It is like this language.
Speaker 4: The boys were.
Speaker 5: Talking about it before the girls came in this morning.
Speaker 5: We're all like, oh birthdays, it's so awkward.
Speaker 4: Girls.
Speaker 3: All right, you're ready for your gift?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 2: Okay, walking over now. I know it's quite visual, so
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to talk everyone through what it is.
Speaker 5: Right, Okay, So Jody just took her headphones off, she
Speaker 5: tripped over record. Now she's face planted, she's back, she's
Speaker 5: lost her pants.
Speaker 4: Go through it.
Speaker 5: Okay, So you've given me a bottle of wine, which
Speaker 5: was a joke a couple of years ago, the delicious
Speaker 5: bottle of stump Jump.
Speaker 2: We always argue that good red wine is wasted and
Speaker 2: honest and give us a ten dollar bottle of stump
Speaker 2: Jump any day of the week.
Speaker 5: She's given me a diary because I like to double
Speaker 5: book myself.
Speaker 3: Because you never no one knows your schedule. You don't
Speaker 3: even know your schedule.
Speaker 2: You failed to turn up to meetings because you forget
Speaker 2: that you've made that meeting.
Speaker 5: One time I did that, you said, I'm an absolute
Speaker 5: disgrace and an imbecile.
Speaker 4: And I need a diary. And here we are, there
Speaker 4: we go. It's Joe.
Speaker 2: Look, it's monogrammed. It's got your initials on it. Ah,
Speaker 2: so you can never lose it. Oh, that's just not book.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about that.
Speaker 3: It's a running shirt, suns out, guns out.
Speaker 4: But it's a.
Speaker 5: Proper running shirt. I'm not that waking. Yes, you are
Speaker 5: all right. That's really nice.
Speaker 3: You claim you're an extra large I disagree.
Speaker 4: I've just gone a larger sleep ba.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is where it's a little bit tricky.
Speaker 4: What an ascher.
Speaker 2: So you and car I can go along and have
Speaker 2: a beautiful romantic night at eos Joe Breakfast. The next morning,
Speaker 2: valet parking the full works.
Speaker 3: And that is an IOU.
Speaker 5: This is an IOU birthday present. A shower beer holder.
Speaker 5: That's a great idea.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Do you know the one thing that is sold out
Speaker 2: right across Adelaide is shower beer holders, and it's the
Speaker 2: one thing I wanted to get you for your fortieth
Speaker 2: and they're sold out everywhere. So that's an io you,
Speaker 2: my friend. That's as good as cash.
Speaker 5: Is as good as cash, And I can't believe we're
Speaker 5: in the same space as a couple of actors from
Speaker 5: a great movie.
Speaker 4: And also warre on tread ray. Where's all the money?
Speaker 4: That's as good as money?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 4: Those are ill use go ahead and add it up.
Speaker 7: Every sense accounted for. See this's and seventy five. Might
Speaker 7: want to hang on to that one.
Speaker 4: And it'd be a holder. Thank you.
Speaker 3: You're so welcome.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 3: I'm going to come over there and hug your guts here.
Speaker 5: Let me press's talk exits show yes, please extravenge.
Speaker 3: More specifically, what about this?
Speaker 2: For headline heartbroken woman sends one thousand kilograms of onions
Speaker 2: to ex boyfriend to make him cry.
Speaker 4: That's good. The pettier the better, isn't it.
Speaker 2: In a dramatic gesture of heartbreak and revenge, a woman
Speaker 2: in China center, staggering one thousand kilograms of red onions
Speaker 2: to her ex boyfriend's doorstep. Along with the delivery, she
Speaker 2: included a note that read, I cried for three days.
Speaker 3: Now it's your shaka here.
Speaker 2: Her decision came after discovering that her boyfriend had been unfaithful.
Speaker 2: Feeling devastated by the breakup and learning that he seemed unaffected,
Speaker 2: she orchestrated the onion delivery to evoke the same tears
Speaker 2: that she had shared. While it is unclear if the
Speaker 2: ex boyfriend shed any tears, he reportedly managed to sell
Speaker 2: the onions for over one thousand and one that's approximately
Speaker 2: two hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, she's made one again.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5: See that's see, that is the worst result boss for
Speaker 5: He's like, hey, hey, by the way, it didn't make
Speaker 5: me cry.
Speaker 4: In fact, it made me happy. It made me because
Speaker 4: I saw it, because I made aud.
Speaker 2: I made a prophet, Thank you very much. The delivery
Speaker 2: also caused a strong onion odor in the building, leading
Speaker 2: neighbors to express their discomforts.
Speaker 5: Good, isn't it ex revenge? I think everyone's sort of
Speaker 5: gone through it some stage, some sort of ex revenge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, produiable. It was just what did you do for next?
Speaker 3: Are you going to say this on air?
Speaker 11: Yeah, you're just being brave off heir no phone number,
Speaker 11: and I saved her as not answer this, and I
Speaker 11: then use that phone number every time I got stopped
Speaker 11: in like a mall, you know where they asked for
Speaker 11: your phone number to sign up for stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, here it is.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Or if someone I didn't like usk my phone number,
Speaker 3: Yeah here it is.
Speaker 5: Wow, So how do you get through the whole? Oh sorry,
Speaker 5: I don't know my number. I need to look it
Speaker 5: up here.
Speaker 4: It is kind of a new number. I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's clever.
Speaker 3: He also now sponsors forty eight different children.
Speaker 4: But the vision he's the flip side.
Speaker 5: He's about to win Young Australian over the Year because
Speaker 5: of you boy good stuff. Well, quite often when I
Speaker 5: tell people that I'm from woggle Wogga in New South Wales,
Speaker 5: I say that's Wayne Kerry territory, and I'll say no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: no no no.
Speaker 4: We don't talk about Wayne Kerrey.
Speaker 5: Our favorite son from woggle Woggan is Cam Mooney and
Speaker 5: he joins us this morning.
Speaker 4: That's fair, isn't it Camphy.
Speaker 9: That's very nice of you, mate. Unfortunately, there's there's there's Carrie,
Speaker 9: There's Paul Kelly, there's the Mortemer boys, there's Scope Beasley. Yeah,
Speaker 9: there's a few more just in front of me.
Speaker 4: I reckon, but I'll take it.
Speaker 5: Can I just say before we break into an unorthodox
Speaker 5: footage check Paul Kelly. Paul Kelly made me want to
Speaker 5: play austral And rules football and waga.
Speaker 9: Can I tell you so? When I was me and
Speaker 9: my brother Jays played at the Swans. I used to
Speaker 9: go up there a bit and go into the rooms
Speaker 9: and see the guys and I still remember to this
Speaker 9: day shaking Paul Kelly's hand and all I could do
Speaker 9: was look at his biceps. It was the biggest things
Speaker 9: I'd ever seen on a smallest bike that I'd ever seen.
Speaker 9: He was an absolute beast.
Speaker 5: He was ahead of his times. Maybe the guys like
Speaker 5: Ben Cousins were just copying Paul Kelly's.
Speaker 9: Reag he was. He was. He was absolutely brilliant player
Speaker 9: for the Swans and I'm just shattered that he didn't
Speaker 9: get to hang around and yeah, get a premiership at
Speaker 9: some Stags because he was he was the face of
Speaker 9: that club, particularly when they were going through a horrific
Speaker 9: stage for a long time.
Speaker 5: Mate, we love your work on Fox Footy. We love
Speaker 5: your efforts too. By the way, you're probably the most
Speaker 5: stylish commentator in the business. A broad question about the
Speaker 5: Crows where at the midway point of the season they've
Speaker 5: got their buy they're sitting at forth.
Speaker 4: Do you think they're the real deal?
Speaker 5: And is it is it fair for Crows supporters to
Speaker 5: dream big?
Speaker 9: I would be excited absolutely. I think as the year
Speaker 9: goes on, they're going to get better and better and better.
Speaker 9: They should have won down in Tazzi Don and Lonnie
Speaker 9: another good reason why they need a roof down there
Speaker 9: if you saw that game. But yeah, look, I think
Speaker 9: they've got They've got everything that they need. Their defense,
Speaker 9: which is probably my biggest question mark at the start
Speaker 9: of the year, it's holding up extremely well. I think
Speaker 9: it looks exciting there. Their midfield, we know, is really good.
Speaker 9: I think they're addings are the biggest one had two
Speaker 9: what they've brought in. And I did some work at
Speaker 9: the Giants last year and I know you didn't playing
Speaker 9: the weekend and coming and you're throwing Neil Bolan as
Speaker 9: well I think those three have added so much to
Speaker 9: the group and the forward line speaks for itself. So yes,
Speaker 9: I think they are a real deal. Whether they're a
Speaker 9: premiership team, I'm not sure yet, but I'm confident that
Speaker 9: they should be at least at a pre lim final,
Speaker 9: hopefully at a proving final.
Speaker 5: For you're a crow supporter, Port Adelaide two wins on
Speaker 5: the trot now against an inconsistent meloonnside, but still a melbournside.
Speaker 4: Stacked with talent. Is Port does it have a pulse?
Speaker 9: Look? I think the pulse is very weak, along with
Speaker 9: a lot of other teams. I mean, it's a really
Speaker 9: tough It's going to be a tough height to get into.
Speaker 9: I still think the Bulldogs finish in the finals and
Speaker 9: they're still out of the eighth at the moment, so
Speaker 9: I don't know how much more room there is to
Speaker 9: get in there. The Suns are always going to be
Speaker 9: a big question whether they can finish off the season
Speaker 9: the way they started. And is there two spots available?
Speaker 9: Only one? And right now I'm only thinking there's one
Speaker 9: spot available. I'm not sure who comes out, but I
Speaker 9: think the Dogs come in and Port might just miss
Speaker 9: out unless they just go on this miraculous seven game
Speaker 9: winning streak or something like that.
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Speaker 9: Aline and I.
Speaker 3: Turned forty today and he didn't want me to mention it.
Speaker 2: So I'm making the biggest deal of all time just
Speaker 2: to make him acutely uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: And just working a treat I should have got Joe's it's
Speaker 5: my birthday. You need to get around me, to get
Speaker 5: right around.
Speaker 4: Me, well, to keep my mouth shut.
Speaker 2: Well, we've just had a delicious breakfast too, And what
Speaker 2: about the beautiful surprise from Roger from Fresco Bar.
Speaker 5: For you goodness, like this beautiful bottle of whiskey just
Speaker 5: turned up like a really top shelf.
Speaker 3: Bottle of Whisks gold label even can I.
Speaker 4: Just say it?
Speaker 5: Well, we've formed quite the relationship with Roger from Fresco Bar.
Speaker 5: That's where we get our coffee from. And look, there's
Speaker 5: so many good coffee spots in and around sort of
Speaker 5: Pierre Straight, Roger and Fresco Bar. The difference is probably
Speaker 5: the serface and the people there and the food. You
Speaker 5: know me Joe's I'm a bacon and egg roll kind.
Speaker 4: Of serve when you can afford it.
Speaker 5: Best bacon the role said to enter my mouth. But Roger,
Speaker 5: thank you so much. Fun one fifty one Street Fresco Bar.
Speaker 5: Go in there, treat yourself to one of the best
Speaker 5: copies that you will ever ever consume. Roger, I love you, mate.
Speaker 2: I am not entirely sure that you should have consumed
Speaker 2: three quarters of that bottle of whiskey by seven oh.
Speaker 4: Seven shoes, Roch, I love you.
Speaker 2: I've got a little surprise for you right now you're
Speaker 2: ready for it. So I've partnered up with your wife Karaka.
Speaker 4: This is never big, always danous.
Speaker 2: We have gone back through the archives because we're celebrating
Speaker 2: you and all things forty and we just thought, let's
Speaker 2: revisit his youth, shall we. And I've rediscovered some of
Speaker 2: your epic gigs from the time that you had a
Speaker 2: luscious head of hair.
Speaker 3: And an epic beard to match it.
Speaker 2: So I've taken the liberty of putting together a little compilation.
Speaker 3: Hit that button over.
Speaker 4: There, this one that says Jodie surprised. We go.
Speaker 3: Best.
Speaker 2: We had Taylor Swift's Eras Tour, Katie Perry's in Australia
Speaker 2: with her Lifetime's Extravaganza, Let's not forget Ed Sheeran rocking the.
Speaker 4: Nation, Wayne Lifts.
Speaker 2: Reading and now it's the live album Absolutely No One
Speaker 2: Asks for Andrew Hayes two ty twelve acoustic gig compilation
Speaker 2: You'll get all the classics live on Adelaide's iconic Riverbank
Speaker 2: to a packed audience of eight steal my kisses from
Speaker 2: Ben Harper.
Speaker 4: Steal much.
Speaker 2: We go behind the scenes in his kitchen for some
Speaker 2: random indie song When the Beat Drops by Marlon Rudette
Speaker 2: and finally to a handful of people blind on Savvy
Speaker 2: b on a Sunday afternoon at a random winery in
Speaker 2: the Adelaide heels, Here's Flake by the Lady Killer. Joss
Speaker 2: Hazy's twenty twelve Greatest Gigs acoustically live on sale now
Speaker 2: from his label. I was just trying to pick up records.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I was right.
Speaker 5: Whenever you team up with my wife never heads well,
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I can't believe it. So she had
Speaker 5: that footage, Yeah, wow, yeah, I think we might wack it.
Speaker 2: On the socials too, if you're okay with it. I
Speaker 2: thought i'd run it past you first, but I was
Speaker 2: going to do an visual thing too. Is it absolutely?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I should see you back in twenty
Speaker 2: and twelve.
Speaker 4: Your haird man.
Speaker 5: I had thick care and therefore I did not care
Speaker 5: of what I sounded like.
Speaker 2: Clearly what you actually to be fair, I was trying
Speaker 2: to take the piece out of you, but you actually
Speaker 2: sound quite good.
Speaker 4: Cheer. Do you know what I Six out of those
Speaker 4: eight people were oppressed that day. They were.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's fight for ticket sales that day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's available at all good sanity stores.
Speaker 4: Exactly. Just shut it down. Thanks, jo, I's appreciate that
Speaker 4: You're welcome.
Speaker 7: I need to know.
Speaker 8: I need to know now.
Speaker 3: I need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know.
Speaker 9: I need to know what news today to know just
Speaker 9: what you need to know?
Speaker 2: What you need to know with Jody and As, I
Speaker 2: would love to know what people think of this Titus
Speaker 2: kid's birthday present that is dividing the internet. So a
Speaker 2: mom has angered thousands of people after revealing her rather
Speaker 2: unique approach to children's birthday party gifts, or rather are
Speaker 2: like they're off. So in a viral video, it features
Speaker 2: the Perf Perth woman sitting in the car. She proudly
Speaker 2: shows off her present in inverted commas where children's party
Speaker 2: a bag filled with rags and cleaning supplies.
Speaker 8: Have a listen. This is my secret present that I
Speaker 8: like to do at kids' birthday parties. So you know,
Speaker 8: when you're at a kid's birthday party and everyone wants
Speaker 8: to help, but nobody knows how to help because they
Speaker 8: don't know any where any of the cleaning stuff is.
Speaker 8: So I bring my bag of cleaning rags to wipe
Speaker 8: up sticky messes in the party, because you know, everyone
Speaker 8: wants to help.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, can I do this?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: You like that?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 4: You don't like it?
Speaker 13: Thoughts?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just not quite sure who the present is for.
Speaker 2: It's I think I feel like the presence for the
Speaker 2: other mum and dad who are holding the party. I
Speaker 2: think it's quite thoughtful, actually, I mean, it's very convenient
Speaker 2: to see the child misses out on something, but oh gosh,
Speaker 2: having just been through a twelfth birthday party, those kids
Speaker 2: get so spoiled anyway, Why not doing something for mom
Speaker 2: and dad who are strowing the party.
Speaker 5: Do you know it's not a handy gift, and thank
Speaker 5: you very much, Julie Goolan, Julie goon and rather my
Speaker 5: mother in law a recorder for a four year old.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not, that's not Why would you do that?
Speaker 4: To do this recorder?
Speaker 5: And can you imagine just how aggressive and then the
Speaker 5: one and a half you a hold of the recorder.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, do we.
Speaker 2: Have a proper grasp of three blind mice yet or
Speaker 2: nothing remotely like it?
Speaker 4: No, three death mice.
Speaker 3: Not like it, poor little mice. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 3: what do you reckon?
Speaker 4: I kind of like it.
Speaker 5: I mean the kid miss out of course, but it's
Speaker 5: sure to be hit with the parents, surely, because this
Speaker 5: is thinking outside the box and box and what you
Speaker 5: get at kids parties is just quite the mess and
Speaker 5: the aftermath is intense.
Speaker 2: You know what was incredible about this twelfth birthday party?
Speaker 2: My kid got so much much stuff from Mecca because
Speaker 2: all the young.
Speaker 3: Girls are into that was so outrageous.
Speaker 2: As a mother, I thought for all these years that
Speaker 2: you girls have stolen all my makeup and all my
Speaker 2: good shampoo and all my nice hairspray.
Speaker 3: I wanted to get revenge.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to slip a few those Mecca bags
Speaker 2: into my bathroom, be like they go there. Now you've
Speaker 2: paid your debt to your mother and society.
Speaker 5: There you go when your mum steals gifts from her
Speaker 5: thirteen year olds.
Speaker 4: Not great, is it?
Speaker 2: Also in the news, seven News actually managed to get
Speaker 2: some footage of Katie Perry touching down in Kangaroo Island.
Speaker 3: So she's not performing.
Speaker 2: I think her first gig is next Thursday at the
Speaker 2: Entertainment Center. So she's having a little staycation with her daughter,
Speaker 2: who I reckon is about four. So they touched down
Speaker 2: yesterday and staying at the Southern Ocean Launch.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's not the best west then? Is it? Speed
Speaker 4: up from the best west?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Just a couple of steps up.
Speaker 4: That's nice. Do you know what should be in town?
Speaker 9: Then?
Speaker 5: Pretty sane? I mean I wonder what stage she gets
Speaker 5: to Adelaide and says right our time?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 4: Does she do a rehearsal? I wonder if they even
Speaker 4: do rehearsal?
Speaker 3: Definitely, yeah, they have to sound.
Speaker 6: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Turn up? She's that much of a prize.
Speaker 2: It's done so many she's already done. Sydney she's just
Speaker 2: come from Brisbane, so wouldn't you have it down pat line?
Speaker 4: It nice?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, true?
Speaker 5: You know though, if you do see her, please I
Speaker 5: mean get in touch. Gives Coore third and twenty four
Speaker 5: to ten cents a texto for double O n on
Speaker 5: nine No my nine. She's posted to us via the
Speaker 5: socials at Jodey and Hazy. We're all Katy Perry wash.
Speaker 2: She's surely staying at Eos in the penthouse. Surely that's
Speaker 2: that's his top shelf as it gets.
Speaker 5: Well, the lodge on k I to Eos is a
Speaker 5: pretty pretty stock standardroote, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I mean Katy Perry's kid, just being like, well, doesn't
Speaker 2: everyone live like this?
Speaker 3: Doesn't everyone have a penthouse stand?
Speaker 4: Doesn't everyone get ocean views for kilometers?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's pretty standard, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Speaking of Katie Katy Perry, let's do katioki inside five minutes,
Speaker 5: shall we? Okay, pretty simple stuff. You just got to
Speaker 5: finish off for Katie Perry classic. And if you can
Speaker 5: do that, Katie Perry tickets up for grabs. Let's do
Speaker 5: it in a matter of minutes.
Speaker 4: Say Friday nothing caps off for Friday morning.
Speaker 5: Joe it's been a nice, big warm cup of Ryan Fitzgerald.
Speaker 4: Good morning fits E.
Speaker 13: It's not very often I do this, but it's time
Speaker 13: for me to take over the show. A couple a
Speaker 13: couple of congratulations. First of all on behalf of South Australia.
Speaker 13: We just and I know you guys are humble, but
Speaker 13: congratulations on the ratings during.
Speaker 7: The week number one and laid.
Speaker 4: Thanks, thank you mate.
Speaker 7: And second of all, there's an old man in that
Speaker 7: studio by the.
Speaker 13: Name of Turning forty. Happy birthday mate. It's a number
Speaker 13: one thought that you would have got there at all,
Speaker 13: but you have congratulations, Thank you mate.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you know there were a few doubts when I
Speaker 5: was twenty five. They're like, you were not push past
Speaker 5: thirty five. And a lot of people look at my hair,
Speaker 5: so they won't they won't make it still sure. My
Speaker 5: nickname now is Whispy, but it's still there.
Speaker 13: Well, I've got your present and it's in the post.
Speaker 7: You'll be receiving it hopefully today.
Speaker 13: And it's what everyone gets at the age of forty,
Speaker 13: and it's a boucancer street and all you've got to
Speaker 13: do is just leave it a little sample. That's the
Speaker 13: hardest bit. Yeah, that's what that's not freaked ma Can
Speaker 13: I ask you fifty, what do you do is it?
Speaker 5: Is it directly into the container or you fishing it out?
Speaker 13: Well, it's no, it's not. I learned the hard way.
Speaker 13: I did it at a bus stop, which was weird.
Speaker 13: What are you doing, Fitzy, I've got to send in
Speaker 13: my screening here responsible out of sex.
Speaker 7: The seven four five's here, it's it's the Colinades. You
Speaker 7: better jump on you get on the bus.
Speaker 4: D I was like, it's okay, mate, I'll smelt worse. Fitzy.
Speaker 7: You checking yours as well?
Speaker 4: Get on?
Speaker 7: Where's your Malorti trip? Remember when your Maori trip didn't work?
Speaker 5: And it feels like everyone's looking at you and that
Speaker 5: you're about to get arrested.
Speaker 2: That's that's cute that you're working on the assumption that
Speaker 2: people actually pay for their bus fares outside.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 13: For my fortieth I had an eighties party at the
Speaker 13: Interest Fun Yeah, at the Intercontinental in Sydney, and I
Speaker 13: had there was this lovely lady Tara that lived on
Speaker 13: my street in Bao Main and she said, Fitzy, I
Speaker 13: want I love sewing and I want to make you
Speaker 13: an outfit she made me, Jodes, you would love this,
Speaker 13: a velvet velua suit.
Speaker 7: It was a purple jumpsuit and I went as prince.
Speaker 2: Quite honestly, Can I ask you just be serious for
Speaker 2: one moment?
Speaker 3: How did you feel about turning forty?
Speaker 2: Because some people get real ikey about it and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you made it to forty.
Speaker 3: Celebrate life.
Speaker 7: Do you know what? I don't care?
Speaker 13: I love I love getting old, I really do. And
Speaker 13: the wrinkles on your face. I don't need botox. I
Speaker 13: don't need hair plugs. They tell us it's like a
Speaker 13: dining table, hazy. They tell us story. You spill some
Speaker 13: red wine on it and you can tell everyone about
Speaker 13: that great night that you had it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, actually, can I tell you? Can I tell you
Speaker 7: just a little story? Last week before.
Speaker 13: We do go, the Crows Boys had a little bit
Speaker 13: of a half yearly sort of get together because they've
Speaker 13: started the year so well and they thought they'd raise
Speaker 13: a little bit of money as well, and they did
Speaker 13: a reverse raffle. So basically, anyone that got a ticket,
Speaker 13: you buy a ticket to go along, and if your
Speaker 13: number is called out Joones, that means you're out. Of
Speaker 13: the raffle and then it goes all the way down
Speaker 13: to the end. Yes, and so Text asked me, can
Speaker 13: you just host it? And I said, yeah, yeah, sweet no,
Speaker 13: I'd love to come and have a beer. You boys
Speaker 13: have had a great start of the year. And it
Speaker 13: was a brilliant night. Family friends are there. And then
Speaker 13: I said to the boys, why don't we get the
Speaker 13: When we got down to the final ten, I said,
Speaker 13: let's get the top ten out. Let's dramatize it, let's
Speaker 13: get everyone getting behind it. And Text goes, do you
Speaker 13: realize that you're in the top ten? And I was like,
Speaker 13: I didn't even.
Speaker 7: Know that I had a number, So I'm hosting this thing.
Speaker 13: Then Joe's I'm in the top five, and then I'm
Speaker 13: in the top three, and then it came down to
Speaker 13: me and this young girl I think it was Chris
Speaker 13: Burgess's partner, and it was out of me and her
Speaker 13: and her number was called out and I won.
Speaker 5: Thet You were the most crowned the most obnoxious MC
Speaker 5: of twenty twenty five and all I could.
Speaker 13: Hear in the all I heard in the background was
Speaker 13: you cheating. Bus I said, Nixie, you've had too many beers.
Speaker 7: Time to settle.
Speaker 2: Down, and I don't want to know what the prize is,
Speaker 2: but no doubt, FITZI, you said, hey, hey, hey, you guys,
Speaker 2: keep it good enough.
Speaker 4: You know I've got enough crows merch. I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Well, FITZI, thank you so much for joining us once
Speaker 2: again each and every week. And also you did mention
Speaker 2: the ratings. Thank you for your contribution. You're a massive
Speaker 2: part of this show and a massive part of this
Speaker 2: week's little milestone.
Speaker 3: So thank you.
Speaker 13: No, I love you guys. Congratulations, have a great fortieth
Speaker 13: Hazy