WEBVTT - "Get It Out!" What Invaded Your Body?

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<v Speaker 1>Go get you the morning every day, Adelaides Judes, you

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<v Speaker 1>are one hundred percent recovered, Yes, oh my gosh, but

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<v Speaker 1>you had a nasty little invader.

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<v Speaker 2>What a little roller coaster it was with my intestines

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<v Speaker 2>last week.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had a little single cell parasite.

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<v Speaker 2>It was called Blasto's Sistus hominus.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, my name is Maximus Decimus Ridius, very very very

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<v Speaker 4>powerful little character had a sword too.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I feel like it just lies. They lie dormant

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<v Speaker 2>and then they just come and get you.

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<v Speaker 4>They do when you're lest suspected.

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<v Speaker 3>Enough is enough. I'm going to go to town.

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<v Speaker 2>And little Blasto Hominus had a field day for about

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<v Speaker 2>six days.

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<v Speaker 5>It was like, what's the little what's a little opening. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to send everything through that in liquid form. There,

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<v Speaker 5>that's a passage, not just that.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't it spasm? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 5>Wasn't it unpredictable? Asked Jack Lakoshis, who was in studio

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<v Speaker 5>a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>And Joe's like to go, I mean, I've never actually,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, let myself go in front of an AFL footballer,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought, this is the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Who would have thought twenty twenty five a year we

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<v Speaker 4>ticked that off. Good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's on the bucket list that one. Coincidentally, I needed

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<v Speaker 3>a bucket at the Can we.

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<v Speaker 4>Do this yeah? Thirteen and twenty four ten, What invaded

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<v Speaker 4>your body?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? Because I had a couple of people say, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my goodness, I had a parasite as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Please share your stories If you had a parasite, what

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<v Speaker 5>was it like? Because yours so when you say it

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<v Speaker 5>was a single cell parasite, yeah, is there like double

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<v Speaker 5>cell parasites and a different sort of level parasite?

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<v Speaker 3>He used to say. Weirdly enough, I'm not a medical professional, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Little little Greek gladiated parasites. My name is Maximus Decimus RD.

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<v Speaker 4>They do the most damage, do they? Okay? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear from other people just so I

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<v Speaker 2>feel a little bit better about myself and lack of

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<v Speaker 2>bowel control?

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen twenty four ten, What invaded your body?

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<v Speaker 5>I'd love to take your calls at next A thirteen

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<v Speaker 5>and twenty four ten, What aided your body? Want to

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<v Speaker 5>put you on the standby list if you get on

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<v Speaker 5>air as well for our winter weekend escape, which we'll

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<v Speaker 5>announce it this morning. An exquisite pre theater Dyne experience

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<v Speaker 5>at the gars On Blue before you embark to the

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<v Speaker 5>Adelai Festival Theater to catch Disneys Beauty and the Beast.

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<v Speaker 5>This experience is worth one thousand bucks. Didney's five musical

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<v Speaker 5>Beauty in the Beast must leave Adelaid's Festival of July

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<v Speaker 5>six see Before the Last Petal Falls book now at

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<v Speaker 5>ticket Tech.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about this beautiful overnight stay at the Soft Hotel,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a stunning hotel by the way, Go see

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<v Speaker 2>Disney's Beauty in the Base and then just knock yourself

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<v Speaker 2>out for dinner. Garson blur, Yeah, I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 2>gars on Blue.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you and your little invading parasite.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, give it a five star meal or why not

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<v Speaker 3>while you're at it.

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<v Speaker 5>Thirteen twenty fourteen. We'd love to take Cal's next. What

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<v Speaker 5>invaded your Body?

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<v Speaker 3>Jagie from Ridge Haven? What invaded your body?

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<v Speaker 6>What invaded my body? Is actually called crypto Vigorian? Oh

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<v Speaker 6>so that is a yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Superman Mariti too.

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<v Speaker 4>Wasn't that It's a trendy little parasite that deals in crypto.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, exactly exactly, but it actually put me in hospital.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, for a week. Yeah, I ended up in

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<v Speaker 6>hospital for a week and it actually gave me double pneumonia.

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<v Speaker 6>Because currently this can not only give you, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>the unpleasant watery diarrhea, but I'm immune compromise. I have

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<v Speaker 6>an autoimmune and so it can affect a respiratory system

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<v Speaker 6>and that's what happens.

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<v Speaker 7>So, oh my.

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<v Speaker 6>Gosh, tell you I feel for you, Jody, because the

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<v Speaker 6>crowning wor was horrendous.

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<v Speaker 3>Cramping sounds like you're actually having contractions during job birth.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not even gidding. Unfortunate, isn't it, Jackie. Thank you

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<v Speaker 3>so much for your call, and I hope you feel better.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and you too, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>No more parasites for you, Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you feel miserable and alone, like you're the only

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<v Speaker 2>one in the universe. It's got a parasite, am I right?

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<v Speaker 4>I feel this is that I.

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<v Speaker 3>Just need some friends.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're doing this this morning on thirteen twenty four

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<v Speaker 2>to ten, and everyone who gets on air it goes

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<v Speaker 2>into the running for that beautiful winter escape.

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<v Speaker 3>There a soft hotel to don't see Disney's Beauty in

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<v Speaker 3>the base as well. Yes, yeah, what invaded your body?

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go to Plenton. Good morning, Sally, what invaded?

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<v Speaker 8>Hello?

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<v Speaker 9>Why go hey?

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<v Speaker 4>You going?

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<v Speaker 8>Well?

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<v Speaker 10>It was a bit bigger than a parasite. It was

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<v Speaker 10>a thirty centimeter two and a half kilo sist.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, that's.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh god.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>I was in pain for about six months and took

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<v Speaker 10>no notice. So every time I twisted, I'd go, oh

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<v Speaker 10>that hurts. When I got up, my girlfriends were saying

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<v Speaker 10>to me in summer, oh you, temmy looked a little bit.

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<v Speaker 9>Floated, and I went bang so and then.

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<v Speaker 10>On Sunday, word of advice. One morning I just couldn't

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<v Speaker 10>get up, so my daughter rang an ambulance and of

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<v Speaker 10>course that didn't come. So Monday morning she took me

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<v Speaker 10>to the hospital and I suffer paying really well, and

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<v Speaker 10>then the next minute they did an ultrasound said it

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<v Speaker 10>was a great fruit to the sea tea Sam, and

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<v Speaker 10>then that was it went in surgery for four hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Sally goodness, are you okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Hope?

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<v Speaker 3>Sally, you okay?

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<v Speaker 8>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 10>I lost nine kilos in two weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always an upside, silver linings and all that. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>exactly right, Oh Sally goodness. Me Anastasia from Morson Lakes,

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<v Speaker 2>what invaded? Your body, doll, I had a tape worm.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, first of all, they're disgusting.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I was.

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<v Speaker 10>Fifteen years old.

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<v Speaker 12>Nobody would believe me. I had a stomach ache, I

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<v Speaker 12>was losing weight, I was so ill, and they were

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<v Speaker 12>just putting it down to me vomiting because of the age.

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<v Speaker 12>You're out, you wanted a perfect body, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 12>I'm not vomiting. I'm just sick all the time. And

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<v Speaker 12>then my mom goes actual period. Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 12>Your period's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Your periods come miss.

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<v Speaker 12>And then yeah, about about a month later, they just

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<v Speaker 12>started believing me. That took me to the hospital, they

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<v Speaker 12>checked it all out, and then they found out that

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<v Speaker 12>it was a tapeworm two meters.

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<v Speaker 8>Long form quite a long time.

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<v Speaker 12>And they gave me some tablets something to kill it off.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>Crazy, very got very ill, very quickly. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 12>covered from it now, which is good, but scarredful life.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, I'm just googling images of tateworm's day.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask a question, Anastasia, because I'm past the

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<v Speaker 2>point of having any modesty right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you watch it pass? Did you want to pass through?

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<v Speaker 12>It's sort of like, yeah, you will sort of light

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<v Speaker 12>in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, once she.

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<v Speaker 12>Died and it passed through, it was quite long and

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<v Speaker 12>quite horrible and quite scary.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like I cried, God, that is unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>It is your birthday. You hate it, You're mortified about

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<v Speaker 2>all the attention.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love giving gifts. And what are the gifts that

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<v Speaker 2>I like to give you each and every year? I

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<v Speaker 2>like to give you a box full of all your

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<v Speaker 2>favorite things.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, this is your love language.

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<v Speaker 3>It is like this language.

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<v Speaker 4>The boys were.

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<v Speaker 5>Talking about it before the girls came in this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>We're all like, oh birthdays, it's so awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>Girls.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you're ready for your gift?

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<v Speaker 4>Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, walking over now. I know it's quite visual, so

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have to talk everyone through what it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, Okay, So Jody just took her headphones off, she

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<v Speaker 5>tripped over record. Now she's face planted, she's back, she's

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<v Speaker 5>lost her pants.

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<v Speaker 4>Go through it.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So you've given me a bottle of wine, which

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<v Speaker 5>was a joke a couple of years ago, the delicious

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<v Speaker 5>bottle of stump Jump.

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<v Speaker 2>We always argue that good red wine is wasted and

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<v Speaker 2>honest and give us a ten dollar bottle of stump

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<v Speaker 2>Jump any day of the week.

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<v Speaker 5>She's given me a diary because I like to double

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<v Speaker 5>book myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you never no one knows your schedule. You don't

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<v Speaker 3>even know your schedule.

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<v Speaker 2>You failed to turn up to meetings because you forget

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<v Speaker 2>that you've made that meeting.

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<v Speaker 5>One time I did that, you said, I'm an absolute

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<v Speaker 5>disgrace and an imbecile.

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<v Speaker 4>And I need a diary. And here we are, there

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<v Speaker 4>we go. It's Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, it's monogrammed. It's got your initials on it. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can never lose it. Oh, that's just not book.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a running shirt, suns out, guns out.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's a.

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<v Speaker 5>Proper running shirt. I'm not that waking. Yes, you are

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<v Speaker 5>all right. That's really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>You claim you're an extra large I disagree.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just gone a larger sleep ba.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is where it's a little bit tricky.

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<v Speaker 4>What an ascher.

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<v Speaker 2>So you and car I can go along and have

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful romantic night at eos Joe Breakfast. The next morning,

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<v Speaker 2>valet parking the full works.

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<v Speaker 3>And that is an IOU.

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<v Speaker 5>This is an IOU birthday present. A shower beer holder.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know the one thing that is sold out

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<v Speaker 2>right across Adelaide is shower beer holders, and it's the

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<v Speaker 2>one thing I wanted to get you for your fortieth

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<v Speaker 2>and they're sold out everywhere. So that's an io you,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend. That's as good as cash.

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<v Speaker 5>Is as good as cash, And I can't believe we're

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<v Speaker 5>in the same space as a couple of actors from

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<v Speaker 5>a great movie.

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<v Speaker 4>And also warre on tread ray. Where's all the money?

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<v Speaker 4>That's as good as money?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 4>Those are ill use go ahead and add it up.

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<v Speaker 7>Every sense accounted for. See this's and seventy five. Might

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<v Speaker 7>want to hang on to that one.

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<v Speaker 4>And it'd be a holder. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're so welcome.

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<v Speaker 9>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to come over there and hug your guts here.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me press's talk exits show yes, please extravenge.

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<v Speaker 3>More specifically, what about this?

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<v Speaker 2>For headline heartbroken woman sends one thousand kilograms of onions

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<v Speaker 2>to ex boyfriend to make him cry.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good. The pettier the better, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>In a dramatic gesture of heartbreak and revenge, a woman

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<v Speaker 2>in China center, staggering one thousand kilograms of red onions

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<v Speaker 2>to her ex boyfriend's doorstep. Along with the delivery, she

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<v Speaker 2>included a note that read, I cried for three days.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's your shaka here.

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<v Speaker 2>Her decision came after discovering that her boyfriend had been unfaithful.

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<v Speaker 2>Feeling devastated by the breakup and learning that he seemed unaffected,

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<v Speaker 2>she orchestrated the onion delivery to evoke the same tears

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<v Speaker 2>that she had shared. While it is unclear if the

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<v Speaker 2>ex boyfriend shed any tears, he reportedly managed to sell

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<v Speaker 2>the onions for over one thousand and one that's approximately

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, she's made one again.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 5>See that's see, that is the worst result boss for

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<v Speaker 5>He's like, hey, hey, by the way, it didn't make

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<v Speaker 5>me cry.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, it made me happy. It made me because

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<v Speaker 4>I saw it, because I made aud.

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<v Speaker 2>I made a prophet, Thank you very much. The delivery

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<v Speaker 2>also caused a strong onion odor in the building, leading

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<v Speaker 2>neighbors to express their discomforts.

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<v Speaker 5>Good, isn't it ex revenge? I think everyone's sort of

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<v Speaker 5>gone through it some stage, some sort of ex revenge.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, produiable. It was just what did you do for next?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to say this on air?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, you're just being brave off heir no phone number,

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<v Speaker 11>and I saved her as not answer this, and I

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<v Speaker 11>then use that phone number every time I got stopped

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<v Speaker 11>in like a mall, you know where they asked for

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<v Speaker 11>your phone number to sign up for stuff?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, here it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Or if someone I didn't like usk my phone number,

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah here it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, So how do you get through the whole? Oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know my number. I need to look it

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<v Speaker 5>up here.

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<v Speaker 4>It is kind of a new number. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>That's clever.

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<v Speaker 3>He also now sponsors forty eight different children.

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<v Speaker 4>But the vision he's the flip side.

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<v Speaker 5>He's about to win Young Australian over the Year because

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<v Speaker 5>of you boy good stuff. Well, quite often when I

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<v Speaker 5>tell people that I'm from woggle Wogga in New South Wales,

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<v Speaker 5>I say that's Wayne Kerry territory, and I'll say no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>no no no.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't talk about Wayne Kerrey.

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<v Speaker 5>Our favorite son from woggle Woggan is Cam Mooney and

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<v Speaker 5>he joins us this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>That's fair, isn't it Camphy.

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<v Speaker 9>That's very nice of you, mate. Unfortunately, there's there's there's Carrie,

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<v Speaker 9>There's Paul Kelly, there's the Mortemer boys, there's Scope Beasley. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>there's a few more just in front of me.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon, but I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 5>Can I just say before we break into an unorthodox

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<v Speaker 5>footage check Paul Kelly. Paul Kelly made me want to

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<v Speaker 5>play austral And rules football and waga.

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<v Speaker 9>Can I tell you so? When I was me and

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<v Speaker 9>my brother Jays played at the Swans. I used to

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<v Speaker 9>go up there a bit and go into the rooms

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<v Speaker 9>and see the guys and I still remember to this

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<v Speaker 9>day shaking Paul Kelly's hand and all I could do

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<v Speaker 9>was look at his biceps. It was the biggest things

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<v Speaker 9>I'd ever seen on a smallest bike that I'd ever seen.

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<v Speaker 9>He was an absolute beast.

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<v Speaker 5>He was ahead of his times. Maybe the guys like

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<v Speaker 5>Ben Cousins were just copying Paul Kelly's.

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<v Speaker 9>Reag he was. He was. He was absolutely brilliant player

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<v Speaker 9>for the Swans and I'm just shattered that he didn't

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<v Speaker 9>get to hang around and yeah, get a premiership at

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<v Speaker 9>some Stags because he was he was the face of

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<v Speaker 9>that club, particularly when they were going through a horrific

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<v Speaker 9>stage for a long time.

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<v Speaker 5>Mate, we love your work on Fox Footy. We love

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<v Speaker 5>your efforts too. By the way, you're probably the most

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<v Speaker 5>stylish commentator in the business. A broad question about the

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<v Speaker 5>Crows where at the midway point of the season they've

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<v Speaker 5>got their buy they're sitting at forth.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think they're the real deal?

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<v Speaker 5>And is it is it fair for Crows supporters to

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<v Speaker 5>dream big?

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<v Speaker 9>I would be excited absolutely. I think as the year

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<v Speaker 9>goes on, they're going to get better and better and better.

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<v Speaker 9>They should have won down in Tazzi Don and Lonnie

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<v Speaker 9>another good reason why they need a roof down there

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<v Speaker 9>if you saw that game. But yeah, look, I think

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<v Speaker 9>they've got They've got everything that they need. Their defense,

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<v Speaker 9>which is probably my biggest question mark at the start

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<v Speaker 9>of the year, it's holding up extremely well. I think

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<v Speaker 9>it looks exciting there. Their midfield, we know, is really good.

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<v Speaker 9>I think they're addings are the biggest one had two

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<v Speaker 9>what they've brought in. And I did some work at

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<v Speaker 9>the Giants last year and I know you didn't playing

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<v Speaker 9>the weekend and coming and you're throwing Neil Bolan as

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<v Speaker 9>well I think those three have added so much to

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<v Speaker 9>the group and the forward line speaks for itself. So yes,

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<v Speaker 9>I think they are a real deal. Whether they're a

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<v Speaker 9>premiership team, I'm not sure yet, but I'm confident that

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<v Speaker 9>they should be at least at a pre lim final,

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<v Speaker 9>hopefully at a proving final.

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<v Speaker 5>For you're a crow supporter, Port Adelaide two wins on

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<v Speaker 5>the trot now against an inconsistent meloonnside, but still a melbournside.

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<v Speaker 4>Stacked with talent. Is Port does it have a pulse?

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<v Speaker 9>Look? I think the pulse is very weak, along with

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<v Speaker 9>a lot of other teams. I mean, it's a really

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<v Speaker 9>tough It's going to be a tough height to get into.

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<v Speaker 9>I still think the Bulldogs finish in the finals and

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<v Speaker 9>they're still out of the eighth at the moment, so

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<v Speaker 9>I don't know how much more room there is to

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<v Speaker 9>get in there. The Suns are always going to be

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<v Speaker 9>a big question whether they can finish off the season

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<v Speaker 9>the way they started. And is there two spots available?

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<v Speaker 9>Only one? And right now I'm only thinking there's one

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<v Speaker 9>spot available. I'm not sure who comes out, but I

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<v Speaker 9>think the Dogs come in and Port might just miss

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<v Speaker 9>out unless they just go on this miraculous seven game

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<v Speaker 9>winning streak or something like that.

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<v Speaker 9>Aline and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Turned forty today and he didn't want me to mention it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm making the biggest deal of all time just

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<v Speaker 2>to make him acutely uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 5>And just working a treat I should have got Joe's it's

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<v Speaker 5>my birthday. You need to get around me, to get

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<v Speaker 5>right around.

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<v Speaker 4>Me, well, to keep my mouth shut.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we've just had a delicious breakfast too, And what

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<v Speaker 2>about the beautiful surprise from Roger from Fresco Bar.

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<v Speaker 5>For you goodness, like this beautiful bottle of whiskey just

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<v Speaker 5>turned up like a really top shelf.

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<v Speaker 3>Bottle of Whisks gold label even can I.

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<v Speaker 4>Just say it?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we've formed quite the relationship with Roger from Fresco Bar.

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<v Speaker 5>That's where we get our coffee from. And look, there's

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<v Speaker 5>so many good coffee spots in and around sort of

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<v Speaker 5>Pierre Straight, Roger and Fresco Bar. The difference is probably

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<v Speaker 5>the serface and the people there and the food. You

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<v Speaker 5>know me Joe's I'm a bacon and egg roll kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of serve when you can afford it.

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<v Speaker 5>Best bacon the role said to enter my mouth. But Roger,

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<v Speaker 5>thank you so much. Fun one fifty one Street Fresco Bar.

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<v Speaker 5>Go in there, treat yourself to one of the best

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<v Speaker 5>copies that you will ever ever consume. Roger, I love you, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not entirely sure that you should have consumed

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<v Speaker 2>three quarters of that bottle of whiskey by seven oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Seven shoes, Roch, I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a little surprise for you right now you're

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<v Speaker 2>ready for it. So I've partnered up with your wife Karaka.

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<v Speaker 4>This is never big, always danous.

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<v Speaker 2>We have gone back through the archives because we're celebrating

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<v Speaker 2>you and all things forty and we just thought, let's

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<v Speaker 2>revisit his youth, shall we. And I've rediscovered some of

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<v Speaker 2>your epic gigs from the time that you had a

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<v Speaker 2>luscious head of hair.

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<v Speaker 3>And an epic beard to match it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've taken the liberty of putting together a little compilation.

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<v Speaker 3>Hit that button over.

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<v Speaker 4>There, this one that says Jodie surprised. We go.

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<v Speaker 3>Best.

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<v Speaker 2>We had Taylor Swift's Eras Tour, Katie Perry's in Australia

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<v Speaker 2>with her Lifetime's Extravaganza, Let's not forget Ed Sheeran rocking the.

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<v Speaker 4>Nation, Wayne Lifts.

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<v Speaker 2>Reading and now it's the live album Absolutely No One

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<v Speaker 2>Asks for Andrew Hayes two ty twelve acoustic gig compilation

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<v Speaker 2>You'll get all the classics live on Adelaide's iconic Riverbank

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<v Speaker 2>to a packed audience of eight steal my kisses from

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<v Speaker 2>Ben Harper.

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<v Speaker 4>Steal much.

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<v Speaker 2>We go behind the scenes in his kitchen for some

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<v Speaker 2>random indie song When the Beat Drops by Marlon Rudette

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<v Speaker 2>and finally to a handful of people blind on Savvy

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<v Speaker 2>b on a Sunday afternoon at a random winery in

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<v Speaker 2>the Adelaide heels, Here's Flake by the Lady Killer. Joss

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<v Speaker 2>Hazy's twenty twelve Greatest Gigs acoustically live on sale now

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<v Speaker 2>from his label. I was just trying to pick up records.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I was right.

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<v Speaker 5>Whenever you team up with my wife never heads well,

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my gosh, I can't believe it. So she had

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<v Speaker 5>that footage, Yeah, wow, yeah, I think we might wack it.

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<v Speaker 2>On the socials too, if you're okay with it. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought i'd run it past you first, but I was

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<v Speaker 2>going to do an visual thing too. Is it absolutely?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I should see you back in twenty

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<v Speaker 2>and twelve.

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<v Speaker 4>Your haird man.

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<v Speaker 5>I had thick care and therefore I did not care

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<v Speaker 5>of what I sounded like.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly what you actually to be fair, I was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to take the piece out of you, but you actually

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<v Speaker 2>sound quite good.

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<v Speaker 4>Cheer. Do you know what I Six out of those

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<v Speaker 4>eight people were oppressed that day. They were.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, that's fight for ticket sales that day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's that's available at all good sanity stores.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly. Just shut it down. Thanks, jo, I's appreciate that

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<v Speaker 4>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 7>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 8>I need to know now.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 6>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 9>I need to know what news today to know just

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<v Speaker 9>what you need to know?

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<v Speaker 2>What you need to know with Jody and As, I

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<v Speaker 2>would love to know what people think of this Titus

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<v Speaker 2>kid's birthday present that is dividing the internet. So a

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<v Speaker 2>mom has angered thousands of people after revealing her rather

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<v Speaker 2>unique approach to children's birthday party gifts, or rather are

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<v Speaker 2>like they're off. So in a viral video, it features

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<v Speaker 2>the Perf Perth woman sitting in the car. She proudly

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<v Speaker 2>shows off her present in inverted commas where children's party

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<v Speaker 2>a bag filled with rags and cleaning supplies.

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<v Speaker 8>Have a listen. This is my secret present that I

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<v Speaker 8>like to do at kids' birthday parties. So you know,

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<v Speaker 8>when you're at a kid's birthday party and everyone wants

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<v Speaker 8>to help, but nobody knows how to help because they

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<v Speaker 8>don't know any where any of the cleaning stuff is.

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<v Speaker 8>So I bring my bag of cleaning rags to wipe

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<v Speaker 8>up sticky messes in the party, because you know, everyone

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<v Speaker 8>wants to help.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, can I do this?

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<v Speaker 11>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>You like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you?

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<v Speaker 4>You don't like it?

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<v Speaker 13>Thoughts?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm just not quite sure who the present is for.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I think I feel like the presence for the

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<v Speaker 2>other mum and dad who are holding the party. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's quite thoughtful, actually, I mean, it's very convenient

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<v Speaker 2>to see the child misses out on something, but oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>having just been through a twelfth birthday party, those kids

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<v Speaker 2>get so spoiled anyway, Why not doing something for mom

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<v Speaker 2>and dad who are strowing the party.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know it's not a handy gift, and thank

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<v Speaker 5>you very much, Julie Goolan, Julie goon and rather my

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<v Speaker 5>mother in law a recorder for a four year old.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's not, that's not Why would you do that?

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<v Speaker 4>To do this recorder?

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<v Speaker 5>And can you imagine just how aggressive and then the

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<v Speaker 5>one and a half you a hold of the recorder.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, do we.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a proper grasp of three blind mice yet or

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<v Speaker 2>nothing remotely like it?

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<v Speaker 4>No, three death mice.

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<v Speaker 3>Not like it, poor little mice. Yeah, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 4>I kind of like it.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean the kid miss out of course, but it's

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<v Speaker 5>sure to be hit with the parents, surely, because this

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<v Speaker 5>is thinking outside the box and box and what you

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<v Speaker 5>get at kids parties is just quite the mess and

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<v Speaker 5>the aftermath is intense.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what was incredible about this twelfth birthday party?

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<v Speaker 2>My kid got so much much stuff from Mecca because

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<v Speaker 2>all the young.

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<v Speaker 3>Girls are into that was so outrageous.

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<v Speaker 2>As a mother, I thought for all these years that

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<v Speaker 2>you girls have stolen all my makeup and all my

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<v Speaker 2>good shampoo and all my nice hairspray.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to get revenge.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to slip a few those Mecca bags

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<v Speaker 2>into my bathroom, be like they go there. Now you've

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<v Speaker 2>paid your debt to your mother and society.

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<v Speaker 5>There you go when your mum steals gifts from her

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<v Speaker 5>thirteen year olds.

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<v Speaker 4>Not great, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Also in the news, seven News actually managed to get

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<v Speaker 2>some footage of Katie Perry touching down in Kangaroo Island.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's not performing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think her first gig is next Thursday at the

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<v Speaker 2>Entertainment Center. So she's having a little staycation with her daughter,

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<v Speaker 2>who I reckon is about four. So they touched down

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday and staying at the Southern Ocean Launch.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, it's not the best west then? Is it? Speed

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<v Speaker 4>up from the best west?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Just a couple of steps up.

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<v Speaker 4>That's nice. Do you know what should be in town?

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<v Speaker 9>Then?

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<v Speaker 5>Pretty sane? I mean I wonder what stage she gets

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<v Speaker 5>to Adelaide and says right our time?

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<v Speaker 9>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>Does she do a rehearsal? I wonder if they even

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<v Speaker 4>do rehearsal?

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<v Speaker 3>Definitely, yeah, they have to sound.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 4>Turn up? She's that much of a prize.

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<v Speaker 2>It's done so many she's already done. Sydney she's just

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<v Speaker 2>come from Brisbane, so wouldn't you have it down pat line?

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<v Speaker 4>It nice?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, true?

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<v Speaker 5>You know though, if you do see her, please I

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<v Speaker 5>mean get in touch. Gives Coore third and twenty four

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<v Speaker 5>to ten cents a texto for double O n on

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<v Speaker 5>nine No my nine. She's posted to us via the

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<v Speaker 5>socials at Jodey and Hazy. We're all Katy Perry wash.

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<v Speaker 2>She's surely staying at Eos in the penthouse. Surely that's

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<v Speaker 2>that's his top shelf as it gets.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the lodge on k I to Eos is a

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<v Speaker 5>pretty pretty stock standardroote, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean Katy Perry's kid, just being like, well, doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>everyone live like this?

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't everyone have a penthouse stand?

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't everyone get ocean views for kilometers?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>That's pretty standard, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>Speaking of Katie Katy Perry, let's do katioki inside five minutes,

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<v Speaker 5>shall we? Okay, pretty simple stuff. You just got to

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<v Speaker 5>finish off for Katie Perry classic. And if you can

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<v Speaker 5>do that, Katie Perry tickets up for grabs. Let's do

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<v Speaker 5>it in a matter of minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Say Friday nothing caps off for Friday morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Joe it's been a nice, big warm cup of Ryan Fitzgerald.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning fits E.

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<v Speaker 13>It's not very often I do this, but it's time

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<v Speaker 13>for me to take over the show. A couple a

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<v Speaker 13>couple of congratulations. First of all on behalf of South Australia.

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<v Speaker 13>We just and I know you guys are humble, but

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<v Speaker 13>congratulations on the ratings during.

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<v Speaker 7>The week number one and laid.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks, thank you mate.

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<v Speaker 7>And second of all, there's an old man in that

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<v Speaker 7>studio by the.

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<v Speaker 13>Name of Turning forty. Happy birthday mate. It's a number

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<v Speaker 13>one thought that you would have got there at all,

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<v Speaker 13>but you have congratulations, Thank you mate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know there were a few doubts when I

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<v Speaker 5>was twenty five. They're like, you were not push past

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<v Speaker 5>thirty five. And a lot of people look at my hair,

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<v Speaker 5>so they won't they won't make it still sure. My

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<v Speaker 5>nickname now is Whispy, but it's still there.

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<v Speaker 13>Well, I've got your present and it's in the post.

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<v Speaker 7>You'll be receiving it hopefully today.

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<v Speaker 13>And it's what everyone gets at the age of forty,

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<v Speaker 13>and it's a boucancer street and all you've got to

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<v Speaker 13>do is just leave it a little sample. That's the

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<v Speaker 13>hardest bit. Yeah, that's what that's not freaked ma Can

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<v Speaker 13>I ask you fifty, what do you do is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it directly into the container or you fishing it out?

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<v Speaker 13>Well, it's no, it's not. I learned the hard way.

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<v Speaker 13>I did it at a bus stop, which was weird.

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<v Speaker 13>What are you doing, Fitzy, I've got to send in

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<v Speaker 13>my screening here responsible out of sex.

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<v Speaker 7>The seven four five's here, it's it's the Colinades. You

0:25:27.359 --> 0:25:29.879
<v Speaker 7>better jump on you get on the bus.

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<v Speaker 4>D I was like, it's okay, mate, I'll smelt worse. Fitzy.

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<v Speaker 7>You checking yours as well?

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<v Speaker 4>Get on?

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<v Speaker 7>Where's your Malorti trip? Remember when your Maori trip didn't work?

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<v Speaker 5>And it feels like everyone's looking at you and that

0:25:43.440 --> 0:25:44.560
<v Speaker 5>you're about to get arrested.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's cute that you're working on the assumption that

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<v Speaker 2>people actually pay for their bus fares outside.

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<v Speaker 11>No.

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<v Speaker 13>For my fortieth I had an eighties party at the

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<v Speaker 13>Interest Fun Yeah, at the Intercontinental in Sydney, and I

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<v Speaker 13>had there was this lovely lady Tara that lived on

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<v Speaker 13>my street in Bao Main and she said, Fitzy, I

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<v Speaker 13>want I love sewing and I want to make you

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<v Speaker 13>an outfit she made me, Jodes, you would love this,

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<v Speaker 13>a velvet velua suit.

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<v Speaker 7>It was a purple jumpsuit and I went as prince.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite honestly, Can I ask you just be serious for

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<v Speaker 2>one moment?

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<v Speaker 3>How did you feel about turning forty?

0:26:24.160 --> 0:26:26.119
<v Speaker 2>Because some people get real ikey about it and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, you made it to forty.

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<v Speaker 3>Celebrate life.

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<v Speaker 7>Do you know what? I don't care?

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<v Speaker 13>I love I love getting old, I really do. And

0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:36.159
<v Speaker 13>the wrinkles on your face. I don't need botox. I

0:26:36.160 --> 0:26:39.040
<v Speaker 13>don't need hair plugs. They tell us it's like a

0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:43.120
<v Speaker 13>dining table, hazy. They tell us story. You spill some

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:45.280
<v Speaker 13>red wine on it and you can tell everyone about

0:26:45.320 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 13>that great night that you had it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, actually, can I tell you? Can I tell you

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<v Speaker 7>just a little story? Last week before.

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<v Speaker 13>We do go, the Crows Boys had a little bit

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<v Speaker 13>of a half yearly sort of get together because they've

0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:02.880
<v Speaker 13>started the year so well and they thought they'd raise

0:27:02.920 --> 0:27:04.840
<v Speaker 13>a little bit of money as well, and they did

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<v Speaker 13>a reverse raffle. So basically, anyone that got a ticket,

0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:09.639
<v Speaker 13>you buy a ticket to go along, and if your

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:12.080
<v Speaker 13>number is called out Joones, that means you're out. Of

0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:13.840
<v Speaker 13>the raffle and then it goes all the way down

0:27:13.880 --> 0:27:17.600
<v Speaker 13>to the end. Yes, and so Text asked me, can

0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:19.720
<v Speaker 13>you just host it? And I said, yeah, yeah, sweet no,

0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:21.200
<v Speaker 13>I'd love to come and have a beer. You boys

0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:22.760
<v Speaker 13>have had a great start of the year. And it

0:27:22.840 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 13>was a brilliant night. Family friends are there. And then

0:27:25.920 --> 0:27:27.560
<v Speaker 13>I said to the boys, why don't we get the

0:27:27.760 --> 0:27:29.720
<v Speaker 13>When we got down to the final ten, I said,

0:27:29.800 --> 0:27:33.120
<v Speaker 13>let's get the top ten out. Let's dramatize it, let's

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:36.320
<v Speaker 13>get everyone getting behind it. And Text goes, do you

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:40.639
<v Speaker 13>realize that you're in the top ten? And I was like,

0:27:40.840 --> 0:27:41.680
<v Speaker 13>I didn't even.

0:27:41.560 --> 0:27:45.600
<v Speaker 7>Know that I had a number, So I'm hosting this thing.

0:27:46.200 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 13>Then Joe's I'm in the top five, and then I'm

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:53.040
<v Speaker 13>in the top three, and then it came down to

0:27:53.119 --> 0:27:55.560
<v Speaker 13>me and this young girl I think it was Chris

0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:58.760
<v Speaker 13>Burgess's partner, and it was out of me and her

0:27:59.160 --> 0:28:02.240
<v Speaker 13>and her number was called out and I won.

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<v Speaker 5>Thet You were the most crowned the most obnoxious MC

0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 5>of twenty twenty five and all I could.

0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:12.280
<v Speaker 13>Hear in the all I heard in the background was

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:16.600
<v Speaker 13>you cheating. Bus I said, Nixie, you've had too many beers.

0:28:16.840 --> 0:28:17.920
<v Speaker 7>Time to settle.

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<v Speaker 2>Down, and I don't want to know what the prize is,

0:28:20.000 --> 0:28:23.040
<v Speaker 2>but no doubt, FITZI, you said, hey, hey, hey, you guys,

0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:24.760
<v Speaker 2>keep it good enough.

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:29.320
<v Speaker 4>You know I've got enough crows merch. I'm fine.

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:31.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, FITZI, thank you so much for joining us once

0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:34.240
<v Speaker 2>again each and every week. And also you did mention

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<v Speaker 2>the ratings. Thank you for your contribution. You're a massive

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:38.560
<v Speaker 2>part of this show and a massive part of this

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:39.800
<v Speaker 2>week's little milestone.

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<v Speaker 3>So thank you.

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<v Speaker 13>No, I love you guys. Congratulations, have a great fortieth

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<v Speaker 13>Hazy