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Speaker 1: This is the Fitty and with her with Kate Richie

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Speaker 1: Podcast Kate Richie.

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Speaker 2: As we celebrate book Week. It's happening around the country

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Speaker 2: at the moment, and Tommy's very kindly chosen Shrek to

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Speaker 2: be a theme for this year.

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Speaker 3: It's well.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Shrek was originally a book in nineteen ninety by

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Speaker 1: an American author, and he sold the rights to dream Works.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so say your name and your role please, starting

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Speaker 2: with you Ryan.

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Speaker 1: I'm Pinocchio, but today I'm the narrator, so I don't

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Speaker 1: think i'll do the Pinocchio voice. I'll do a narrator's voice.

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Speaker 2: Very Jess, Who are you?

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Speaker 3: Junkie?

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Speaker 2: Well said, you're warmed up?

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Speaker 3: Tommy tarm It. I'm an ogre.

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Speaker 1: That's not bad. That's good. Thanks Shrek.

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Speaker 2: What about you, Lord Farquard, I'm Lord Farquad as.

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Speaker 1: A logo, and I'm Princess Fiona. All right, let's kick

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Speaker 1: this off. Here we go inside a grand medieval church

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Speaker 1: in Duloch, Guests gather for a royal wedding. Lord Farque

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Speaker 1: is about to marry Princess Fiona when the uninvited Shrek

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Speaker 1: storms in, threatening to ruin everything. Object Shrek, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Now what does he want?

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Speaker 1: What do you do? Should I get higher? What are

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Speaker 1: you doing?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 2: It's rude enough being alive where nobody wants you, but

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Speaker 2: showing up uninvited to a wedding.

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Speaker 3: Fiona, you can't marry him, and why not?

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Speaker 1: Because because he's just marrying yourself.

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Speaker 3: He can be keen, rageous.

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Speaker 1: Fiona.

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Speaker 2: Don't listen to him.

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Speaker 3: He's not your true love.

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Speaker 1: And what and what do you know about true love?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Uh, oh this is press.

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Speaker 3: Precious, Yeah, this is precious, precious, Oh, this is pressure.

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Speaker 2: That's the wrong move, pleasure, Oh.

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Speaker 1: This is precious.

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Speaker 2: The ogre has fallen in love with the princess.

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Speaker 1: Oh court, Lord.

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Speaker 2: An Ogre and.

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Speaker 1: A princess.

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Speaker 3: Who cares.

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Speaker 2: It's preposterous for you, owner, my love. We're but a

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Speaker 2: kiss away from how happily ever after?

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Speaker 1: Now kiss me? Lord Farquard puckers his lips and leans

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Speaker 1: towards her, but she pulls back and looks at the

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Speaker 1: setting sun.

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Speaker 2: By night one way by day another.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to I wanted to show you before She

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Speaker 1: backs up, and as the sun sets, she transforms into

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Speaker 1: an ogre herself that she gives Shrek a sheepish smile.

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Speaker 3: Well, smile. That explains a lot.

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Speaker 2: It's disgusting. Gods, gods, I order you to get that

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Speaker 2: out of my sight. Now get them.

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Speaker 1: You're very good.

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Speaker 3: I enjoys.

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Speaker 2: I haven't finished. I haven't finished.

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Speaker 3: Get them.

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Speaker 1: As Lord Farquard takes over the whole scene, the guards

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Speaker 1: run in and separate Fiona and Shrek. Shrek fights them.

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Speaker 2: This, this hocus pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding,

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Speaker 2: and that.

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Speaker 3: Makes me king.

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Speaker 2: See see no, let go of me, Shrek, get out

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Speaker 2: of my way for the honor. Don't make you regret

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Speaker 2: the day we met.

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Speaker 1: I'll see you drawn a quart it.

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Speaker 2: You'll beg for. You'll beg for death.

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Speaker 3: To save you.

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Speaker 2: And as for you, my wife, I'll have you locked

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Speaker 2: back in that tower for the rest of your day.

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Speaker 3: Get short as.

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Speaker 1: Script, And as the script gets longer and longer, way

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Speaker 1: too long for one break on commercial radio, Shrimp manages

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Speaker 1: to get a hand free and whistle.

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Speaker 2: I will have order, HI will.

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Speaker 1: Have donkie and the dragon show up and the dragon

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Speaker 1: leans down and eats Foka.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's dragon dragon here, and I'm not afraid

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Speaker 3: to use it.

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Speaker 1: A donkey only age waiting the whole time, very quiet,

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Speaker 1: I love that the dragon bends down and eats fok.

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Speaker 1: Why his crown flies out of her mouth and fools

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Speaker 1: to the ground.

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Speaker 2: Celebrity marriages, they never last, do they?

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Speaker 1: Of what's work? But another conversion? The congregation cheers, go ahead, Shrek.

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Speaker 3: U Cela, Yes, Shrek, I love you, really, really really, I.

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Speaker 1: Love you five minutes actually kiss him?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh that's disgusting, but I love it. Well.

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Speaker 2: Then you guys should have had mics together.

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Speaker 1: Green paint on my lips. I was licking your cheeks, Shreky,

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Speaker 1: naughty beast.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to have a map.

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Speaker 2: With you in the in the mud, swamph holger, What

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Speaker 2: might have with you for my place?

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Speaker 1: For a cup of two?

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Speaker 2: Keep going is fantastic.

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Speaker 3: You should come over here.

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Speaker 2: B are you touching yourself down?

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Speaker 1: It's in Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast

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