Speaker 1: We get every day A.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast The First Date Disasters, Ah, and
Speaker 2: they stay with you. I remember going out first date
Speaker 2: with someone who was extremely religious and I wasn't so religious.
Speaker 2: We both had different views, different goals, different end points,
Speaker 2: if you know what I mean, and then we ended
Speaker 2: up just calling quits halfway through the date, which is
Speaker 2: actually quite muchure.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's a good resolution.
Speaker 4: Not all first dates end in a amicable separation, though.
Speaker 2: First Date Disasters. What happened on the first Date Abby
Speaker 2: from the newsroom is in have.
Speaker 1: You what you got for us?
Speaker 5: For once? This isn't me, but I came across a
Speaker 5: story online and this woman essentially over in the States
Speaker 5: was asked out on a first date. And of course
Speaker 5: she's a TikToker, so she thought, I'm going to have
Speaker 5: some fun here, and she went to an oyster bar
Speaker 5: with this guy. She proceeded to order forty eight oysters.
Speaker 1: She ate forty eight.
Speaker 5: She downed all of those suckers down to them all.
Speaker 1: This is disgusting.
Speaker 5: So then she's gone to go. Then she's gone to
Speaker 5: go to the toilet and the guy has run out.
Speaker 5: He's gone, and he messaged or she messaged him and said, oh,
Speaker 5: it's pretty crazy to run out on a tab and
Speaker 5: he said, you literally just ate forty eight oysters in
Speaker 5: front of me. Yeah, and then said to her old
Speaker 5: venmo U or whatever the cash for the drink that I.
Speaker 4: Had, Wow, having a look at this article, not just
Speaker 4: forty eight oysters. Then she smashed down two crabcakes, a
Speaker 4: side of sweet potatoes, and her drinks and it came
Speaker 4: to oh, two hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: I mean two hundred dollars as a collective, one hundred each. Like,
Speaker 5: I don't think that's too bad for a day if
Speaker 5: you're trying to impress someone. But yeah, the fact that
Speaker 5: she sucked down forty eight oysters, that's a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's a red flag.
Speaker 2: How was he not into the situation? Particularly after forty oysters?
Speaker 2: And he starts to hear this coming from her tummy,
Speaker 2: Oh boy, which.
Speaker 6: Is good for you.
Speaker 1: Though, I've just got to go to the I've just
Speaker 1: got to go to the loo.
Speaker 3: I'll be right back. I had a.
Speaker 5: Bit of a first date disaster up in Townsville. So
Speaker 5: I met a guy and he said, we're going to
Speaker 5: go to this really nice restaurant, and everyone's like jeez, Abs,
Speaker 5: he's taking you like, that's like the best restaurant in town.
Speaker 5: Obviously it sounds anyway, And so we get there and
Speaker 5: he's we'll order this.
Speaker 4: Wine and what was It's the best restaurant in town Woodsville?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, but it was the casino. So it
Speaker 5: was actually really good. It was really nice. Anyway, So
Speaker 5: he's ordered like the best bottle of wine. It was
Speaker 5: like one hundred and fifty dollars or something, and he
Speaker 5: goes all right, like do you want me to order?
Speaker 5: And I was like thinking, oh wow, Anyway, he did.
Speaker 5: Guess the end of the night, the bill was like
Speaker 5: two hundred and fifty dollars. Yeah, his card wouldn't work.
Speaker 5: He's going, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 5: All Right, in the end, I'm like it's fine, I'll
Speaker 5: just pay and he's like, no, no, no, it's fine,
Speaker 5: it's fine. Anyway, his card would not work, and you
Speaker 5: can see like the people going, what are we going
Speaker 5: to do? Like these people are about to walk out
Speaker 5: without paying. So I just paid it. Oh yeah, Now
Speaker 5: we did end up together oh after that, because I
Speaker 5: gave him a second chance to redeem him. Speaking of him,
Speaker 5: and I was desperate and anyway, you know, money comes
Speaker 5: and goes, and he paid for a lot more than
Speaker 5: you know, turned in fifty dollars worth. But yeah, so anyway,
Speaker 5: that was my date disaster.
Speaker 4: The sheer volume of times. And I think this happened
Speaker 4: again yesterday where we go out for coffee after the
Speaker 4: show with Andrew Hayes and his card is rejected and declined.
Speaker 2: Everything was yes, that was quite concerning, and producer Emily
Speaker 2: had to cover the bills and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, there was something wrong in the card.
Speaker 1: What's going on? And a girl behind the counter is
Speaker 1: looking at me like, mate, you've got no money in there?
Speaker 5: And then do you not have access to your account?
Speaker 5: Both money over?
Speaker 4: I can me feel this because he sat down and
Speaker 4: looked at his phones. He goes, oh, thank god car
Speaker 4: has given me some.
Speaker 5: You're like a chie.
Speaker 4: Honestly, it's like going out with a fifteen year old
Speaker 4: who runs out of phone credit the entire time.
Speaker 2: Exactly what happens happens weekly unfortunately, And I dare say
Speaker 2: if that had happened on the first out with my wife,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Think I get a second chance.
Speaker 4: No, probably, I don't know. I think you're underestimating your looks.
Speaker 4: She would have gone again.
Speaker 1: Take that.
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Speaker 5: my dating life's a disaster, so I need to know
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Speaker 4: It's always you know, it's nice when you can pay
Speaker 4: yourself to other people and go, jeezus, I'm not that
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Speaker 3: Hey Mikayla, Hi, all right, what happened?
Speaker 7: So on the first day we went to go and
Speaker 7: see a movie and the whole time we just did
Speaker 7: not talk, did.
Speaker 8: Not interact at all. And then after we went to
Speaker 8: go and get.
Speaker 7: Some food, and the whole time he was on his
Speaker 7: phone showing me pictures of other girls and saying how
Speaker 7: pretty they were. And it gets even worse.
Speaker 8: So he ends up leaving an hour early, and so
Speaker 8: I really have no way of telling my dad.
Speaker 7: Because I'm only twelve.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and so I'm sitting at.
Speaker 7: Like the plaza for an hour in.
Speaker 2: The rain, Mikayla, So no follow update there?
Speaker 4: Yeah. No.
Speaker 8: We ended up dating for a few months and then
Speaker 8: he for a couple of I love.
Speaker 5: You so when you said I love you?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 3: Do you ever still see him, Mikayla.
Speaker 7: My friends take photos of him and then send them
Speaker 7: to me to make fun of me. Right, But I
Speaker 7: move school, so thank goodness.
Speaker 8: I don't have to see them anymore.
Speaker 3: Teenage dating, am I right?
Speaker 1: Oh, It's it's hard.
Speaker 4: It's hard out there, fine, Jamie from Finden, Good morning,
Speaker 4: your worst first day?
Speaker 9: Good morning.
Speaker 8: Well, I went to his house too.
Speaker 7: We were going to watch a game of the foot,
Speaker 7: because you know, that's what you do on a first day.
Speaker 9: And when I rocked up. He was already tipsy, and
Speaker 9: he proceeded for.
Speaker 7: The whole night to talk about his cat.
Speaker 6: And I mean to the fact that I was a
Speaker 6: little concerned about how much he.
Speaker 1: Was top played his cat.
Speaker 7: He showed me a tattoo of his cat on his calf.
Speaker 1: And also the leash that.
Speaker 8: He likes to usually takes his cats. I can't I've
Speaker 8: got to go.
Speaker 9: He tried to kiss me goodbye, and I'm like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 9: I don't kiss on.
Speaker 1: The first day, Like, oh, next time not And.
Speaker 9: Then hessages like straight away.
Speaker 3: And like, I think that went really well.
Speaker 1: I really like to catch up with you.
Speaker 9: Fell the chemistry, and I'm like, look mate, for me,
Speaker 9: that's funny.
Speaker 1: Isn't it.
Speaker 3: Jammie, what was the cat's name?
Speaker 6: Can you remember? I've got no idea.
Speaker 8: I wasn't listening.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's impressed by that dos cat?
Speaker 5: Yeah, cat loves it, don't you cat?
Speaker 1: We might be impressed by the situation. Then, yeah, don't
Speaker 1: tell me you married him, Jamie.
Speaker 8: Oh god, no, I didn't speak to him again.
Speaker 5: That voice sounds very familiar. I have a feeling that's
Speaker 5: my cousin, Jamie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The family, the third borns can't seem to find any
Speaker 5: decent men.
Speaker 7: Very not good thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, there you go, very good that it's genetic.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, Sarah, good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 9: How are you guys?
Speaker 3: How's your first date?
Speaker 9: It was quent a few years ago or like probably
Speaker 9: over fifteen years ago. But we decided to go out
Speaker 9: the drinks when Marion was the big Hi on a
Speaker 9: Thursday night, the bar.
Speaker 3: And grill down there the New York.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was New York. It was Shenanigans the ladies
Speaker 9: night and yeah.
Speaker 4: Ironically, Sarah, the New York bar and Grill could not
Speaker 4: be further removed from actual New York.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 9: No, yeah, no, it was. It held some fun nights,
Speaker 9: I do say. And you're going to tape the next
Speaker 9: day really hungover? Yeah yeah, yeah, no, yeah no. So
Speaker 9: who knows, like if this state was going well? But
Speaker 9: obviously not, because he decided to go to the toilet
Speaker 9: and then he never said what happened?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh my god, Sarah, there is a strong
Speaker 4: possibility he might have eaten forty eight oyster.
Speaker 9: After a few drinks. You don't know, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh, dear, there you are ghosting never a good idea
Speaker 2: never ends. Well, who do you like there, Joe's.
Speaker 4: I definitely like all of them, but I just feel
Speaker 4: so bad for Mikhayla who had to sit and wait
Speaker 4: for a dad.
Speaker 1: Mikayl, have we got some thirty six's tickets for you? You
Speaker 1: got a date for it?
Speaker 3: There she goes ghosted up.
Speaker 4: He's where you're waking up to, Adelaide Breaking news, snooze news. Yes, well,
Speaker 4: I mean there's a lot of information overload on the
Speaker 4: internet when you wake up first thing in the morning.
Speaker 3: We're just gonna make it simple for you.
Speaker 4: We're gonna break down into the three things that we
Speaker 4: deem the most important for today's.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, it's fine. I like that. Thanks for making
Speaker 1: our lives easier, Jose, And you're welcome.
Speaker 4: It's got to the foremost authority in news.
Speaker 5: I'm still got abby in the snooze room in my
Speaker 5: head because of obviously what happened on Friday when I
Speaker 5: slept in anyway, So obviously millions of us went and
Speaker 5: voted in the referendum over the weekend, but it appears
Speaker 5: millions also didn't. So the stats are that one two
Speaker 5: point five million, or one in seven people didn't actually
Speaker 5: vote on Saturday. If you don't vote, it is compulsory.
Speaker 5: So anyone who didn't vote will be receiving a fine
Speaker 5: in the mail of twenty dollars. Obviously, if you don't
Speaker 5: pay that, it goes up.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you had something on on Saturday, you'd
Speaker 4: probably cop that twenty bucks to day. Well, it wasn't
Speaker 4: important to you, which it should be important to all one.
Speaker 5: It should it should have been. But yeah, if they
Speaker 5: do go and say every single person pays that fine,
Speaker 5: it would yield fifty two million dollars, So you need
Speaker 5: to pay fine. Yeah, if you don't pay it, it does
Speaker 5: continue to go up, so you know you end up
Speaker 5: it could be hundreds. So yeah, and now the only
Speaker 5: reasons that you couldn't or that you won't get fined
Speaker 5: is if you have been charged with treason and convicted,
Speaker 5: if you're not of sound mind, so I probably could
Speaker 5: have I probably could have got out. Or if you're
Speaker 5: in jail for longer.
Speaker 1: Than five year, what if you know what crazy?
Speaker 5: If you can get a letter from your medical professional
Speaker 5: saying that, then you're probably okay. I remember up in
Speaker 5: Cans we had a federal election while I was living
Speaker 5: there and it was go, go going. I was working
Speaker 5: the whole day, and then I realized at the end
Speaker 5: of the day, oh, I've been talking about this all
Speaker 5: day and I haven't actually gone and voted, so I
Speaker 5: had to pay twenty or fine back then too.
Speaker 1: There you go, those memories still very very raw.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about my favorite topic at the moment. That's
Speaker 4: Essays Australia. So last night, Hazy, you wouldn't have watched it,
Speaker 4: but I'll feel you in because you need to know.
Speaker 3: They had this challenge.
Speaker 4: Where they had like this very narrow sort of plank
Speaker 4: thing that went across a cliff, like two cliffs, so
Speaker 4: if you fell off, you're all walked up to a harness.
Speaker 4: But they pitted them against each other, all the contestants.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like an outdoors gladiator, that's exactly right, and
Speaker 2: if you fall off, you're just left dangling there, right,
Speaker 2: So they pitted Anthony Mundine, who of course was a boxer.
Speaker 3: And then you turn rugby fly whatever other.
Speaker 1: Way around it all good, all good or mine and minor.
Speaker 4: I love triggering you just by calling it rugby because
Speaker 4: your whole face is like, how many don't.
Speaker 1: Try between like you're doing on purpose. You don't understand
Speaker 1: the difference.
Speaker 6: Anyway.
Speaker 3: So they pitted it in a weird, weird pairing.
Speaker 4: They pitted him up against some Tim Robarts, who was
Speaker 4: the bachelor.
Speaker 1: He's a beast, he's huge.
Speaker 4: And so this is Munday going into the challenge being
Speaker 4: all mundane.
Speaker 5: Like as a fighting always chill, will be chilled, and
Speaker 5: I'm the man.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's something easy word, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's been good at talking. Yeah the Monday.
Speaker 4: And so the fight lasted literally about eight seconds. Robarts
Speaker 4: has gone in low, taking out his legs, Mundane's bone.
Speaker 5: And he's just left.
Speaker 4: Dangling there and all this so just guys, and then
Speaker 4: he gives it a bit of a oh I don't
Speaker 4: even care getting the ring bra like he's ten fifteen
Speaker 4: kilos heavier whatever, and then he promptly quits the show.
Speaker 1: That's good. Nice little legsit from the man class the
Speaker 1: man back in the day. Georgie La Warrior flips after
Speaker 1: he'd score trots.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, right, and then he took up boxing.
Speaker 1: He was boxing after his rugby legs. Got it good stuff.
Speaker 2: Usie moves this in your sport a little bit, Joe's
Speaker 2: it's good a quicker results last night for the Aussi's
Speaker 2: beach for Lanka. He's still alive in the World Cup
Speaker 2: one by five week gets. Adam Zample was very very good.
Speaker 2: So mayfol W news as well. Nase White Allen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's been off for three weeks for high contact. It's
Speaker 2: the Bulldogs on the weekend. So if she doesn't get
Speaker 2: off to night three weeks with the largest afl W
Speaker 2: suspension ever and when you break down the context of
Speaker 2: a ten ten game season, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Huge, didn't it.
Speaker 3: Maronov get three weeks or something?
Speaker 1: No, so yeah, I've seen their footage.
Speaker 2: Doesn't deserve that, but watched his space, So what happens
Speaker 2: that I cant get down graded one of two weeks?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Right, okay, okay, Well you're not working at seven as
Speaker 4: a sports report at the moment, so you're not qualified.
Speaker 1: Just giving a teen interest on things, a little side eye.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. That's your post snooze. A new
Speaker 2: Susy six fifteen Benning machine.
Speaker 1: Coming up next.
Speaker 6: Nice.
Speaker 3: Always got your finger on the afl W poles, don't you.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a passionate. Let's talk about mullets.
Speaker 2: School in Melbourne has taken action, and Manual College is
Speaker 2: the latest school, a Catholic school over.
Speaker 1: There to ban the mullet e.
Speaker 2: Manual College principal doctor Jeanine big And told parents and
Speaker 2: students that excessive hairstyles, including dreadlocks and mullets, were unacceptable.
Speaker 3: Push that clap button thing that you've got, police, I.
Speaker 1: Was going to press this player no, but let's go
Speaker 1: with that one.
Speaker 6: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. You're such a teacher, aren't you teaching?
Speaker 4: I just I find it weird that all these kids
Speaker 4: think they're being clever and ironic.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're thinking, but you're all doing it.
Speaker 3: It's all the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mallet's not for me, No, everybody else with you?
Speaker 3: Is that because you couldn't grow one?
Speaker 2: Or absolutely I can't grow one. I mean everyone can
Speaker 2: grow mullets. Because I'm not bored on sides reverse Kevin Bartlett.
Speaker 2: I only go here on the top and I'm ball
Speaker 2: down the bottom saying that you do know, I have
Speaker 2: a little bit of alipecia. That's actually genuinely possible.
Speaker 3: Students are fighting back, though what have they done?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: The students issued an open letter to the school condemning
Speaker 2: the new strict regulations. They said students are not intentionally
Speaker 2: seeking to disregard the college expectations. Rather, they may not
Speaker 2: perceive those expectations as significant due to the lack of
Speaker 2: impact it has on their education and behavior in school.
Speaker 3: What does that all mean from the mind of a
Speaker 3: sixteen year old boy.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was looking cool, not hurting anyone, just because
Speaker 2: we've got a sick haircut. It's not like we're beaten
Speaker 2: cow o the kids up. You know, well, potentially you're
Speaker 2: beating up other kids. Visually you look unapproachable and you
Speaker 2: got am.
Speaker 4: I struggle a little bit with the mullets on the
Speaker 4: really small kids, like ones that don't necessarily have a
Speaker 4: choice in the mask.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the thing, you know.
Speaker 2: It wasn't their choice, so you can only they can
Speaker 2: hardly walk it they're sporting a mullet.
Speaker 1: Dad got a hold of the glippers.
Speaker 4: Dad took me to the local barber down the road
Speaker 4: and they said give him.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like we should be those people who
Speaker 2: are like, oh, you shouldn't be spotting a mullet because
Speaker 2: it just doesn't look very good. So what I'll say
Speaker 2: instead is for me in this state. There's only four
Speaker 2: acceptable mults. There's only four, and I'll even go back
Speaker 2: in time. Number one is Taylor Walker back in the day,
Speaker 2: because he was doing it before everyone else was doing
Speaker 2: It's so true. I think it started from a bet,
Speaker 2: was it. I think he started it was a bet
Speaker 2: with Ivanne marriage.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I did last longest with the mullet.
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: So text was a bit of a poney a trail blaze.
Speaker 2: The other one Wayne Phillips.
Speaker 4: Bullet.
Speaker 3: That is a man.
Speaker 4: There's a man who's had a mullet since age sixteen
Speaker 4: right through let's just say fifty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I feel like if you shaved flip his head,
Speaker 2: it just goes straight back into a mule.
Speaker 1: It just pops back out.
Speaker 4: You have one of those barbies that he used to
Speaker 4: pull out the hair at the top. If he ever
Speaker 4: lost his mullet, he'd just literally pull it out like
Speaker 4: a do.
Speaker 1: Exactly like one of those. I'm going to go with
Speaker 1: Lockie Jones as well.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's not bad because he's been consistent. Okay, so
Speaker 2: he's a youngster in this generation, but it's been there
Speaker 2: for a long time, all right, bless him.
Speaker 3: Good on your lucky.
Speaker 1: Also, you're going to play like that and you've got
Speaker 1: a mullet, it's good. You've got to be a hard ass.
Speaker 1: I reckon. And the other one speaking of hard ass
Speaker 1: is Wayne Wiederman.
Speaker 4: Remember the day with the mullet, I know, and then
Speaker 4: every time he touched the ball, the whole crowd would
Speaker 4: go weird.
Speaker 3: And as a kid, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: are they booing him?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: We they're all booming with weird accents South Australia mullets
Speaker 2: and the icons. If you've got one text as so
Speaker 2: for double nine one nine none one night.
Speaker 3: I just feel like we've let one or two slip
Speaker 3: through the cracks.
Speaker 1: Okay, who have you got?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: I don't have anyone. That's why I need your help.
Speaker 3: Bo for double nine one nine nine one night.
Speaker 1: Just quickly on national scale as well.
Speaker 4: Camp Smith, Oh yes, yeah, Oh that's who we've forgotten?
Speaker 1: Is that the whiz oh coorri back Tate shorts wrapped
Speaker 1: rounder banana? When have you faked?
Speaker 2: It's thirteen and twenty four ten some thirty six tickets
Speaker 2: up for grabs and no, we will not be taking
Speaker 2: calls from my wife, Carter Hayes.
Speaker 5: That's a bit of a personal question.
Speaker 6: Hazy.
Speaker 2: You stay out this as well, you might have a
Speaker 2: new stories, Ye says too. I think Kenyon authorities have
Speaker 2: arrested a fake lawyer, Brian Merenda, who successfully represented clients
Speaker 2: in twenty six cases while falsely claiming to mean advocate
Speaker 2: the High Court of Kenya. Melenda, have you faked it?
Speaker 3: Oh? Oh my very goodness.
Speaker 4: So that's not just something that you could just stroll
Speaker 4: your way through. You would genuinely have to study up
Speaker 4: on legal you know, terminology, how it all works, and
Speaker 4: that's amazing.
Speaker 2: So this is a real life version of suits, Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: And the young fellow goes through and he's genuinely doesn't
Speaker 2: have a license and he's.
Speaker 1: Winning all these cases.
Speaker 2: But he's just very smart and Harvespector, isn't he? Isn't
Speaker 2: he delicious?
Speaker 3: Isn't he?
Speaker 4: Isn't he just like if you had to personify the
Speaker 4: perfect man, I think Harveyspectors.
Speaker 1: He's up there. Yeah, loves a whiskey too, love that
Speaker 1: about him.
Speaker 2: But Brian Melenda twenty six times and he's winning these cases. Ah,
Speaker 2: So it does beg the question because the old saying
Speaker 2: whenever you faked it before you make it, and all
Speaker 2: those sorts of things. I think sometimes when you jump
Speaker 2: into radio full time.
Speaker 1: You've got to feel your way through.
Speaker 2: Like at the start, I was like, oh, it's Jadi
Speaker 2: and Hody on Nov. Ninety one point nine FM Nov.
Speaker 2: Now getting all the terms right.
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Mostly objection objection, you're hoder. What sort of cases was
Speaker 4: bry winning? Were they significant cases or were they just
Speaker 4: you know, getting parking fines overturned, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, he won't go into specifics, but a
Speaker 2: win is a win, that's all he will say.
Speaker 1: That's twenty six of them.
Speaker 2: And now he's been contained as further investigations are carried out.
Speaker 2: And what if he represented you and he did win,
Speaker 2: do they go oh no, no, no, let's go back to
Speaker 2: the rolling board.
Speaker 1: Surely not.
Speaker 3: Well that's a good point.
Speaker 2: I've been proven innocent. Yeah, but there's a still count
Speaker 2: even though he doesn't have a license.
Speaker 4: We had a fake doctor here in South Australia not
Speaker 4: so long ago. You evased the courts.
Speaker 1: What sort of doctor?
Speaker 3: Well, he just worked his way into a hospital.
Speaker 4: We don't know how he got the accreditation, but he
Speaker 4: definitely worked a day or two.
Speaker 1: He was a doctor. Dre give me a script, Doctor Drake,
Speaker 1: who was.
Speaker 3: The doctor off the Simpson to Nick.
Speaker 1: Doctor Nick was so hunky, wasn't it?
Speaker 4: Bye?
Speaker 2: Everybody, when if you faked it, when if you genuinely
Speaker 2: faked it until you made it, so just fake something
Speaker 2: in general. We'd love to take a call from you.
Speaker 2: Some thirty six tickets up for grabs as well. And
Speaker 2: what we will say about thirty six is is that
Speaker 2: they are winners now. Yes, they are back on the
Speaker 2: winner's list.
Speaker 3: Well, they're not back on the winner's list.
Speaker 4: They've just notched up their first win for the season,
Speaker 4: which was epic over the Illowira Hawks. But that all
Speaker 4: bodes well for the rest of the season, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Andrew?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really does really set the tone, even though
Speaker 2: the Hawks are pretty harf themselves.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't put it on it.
Speaker 2: Think it's fine, it's fine, or we'll take yours next.
Speaker 2: Whenever you faked it until you made it or just
Speaker 2: faked it in general. And I will really be very
Speaker 2: specific because we're no calls from Carl Hayes.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Thank you appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a bunch of songs, all kestralized, yes nicely.
Speaker 4: We just play it and then we just keep going
Speaker 4: until someone guesses the song and the artists.
Speaker 2: A couple of worthy callers on board this morning. Let's
Speaker 2: go to Michelle in Kapunda.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Michelle, Good morning, Good morning Michelle.
Speaker 2: Just quickly before we move on, Michelle, you know Big
Speaker 2: Jason Buckets, Mackenzie Binding Chance Capunda.
Speaker 6: No, sorry, that's why she's on Team JD.
Speaker 3: Okay, probably need to explain who that is to everyone.
Speaker 2: Now, Who's like the genuine king of Kapunda. I thought
Speaker 2: it's such a beautiful small community. Sure that know each other?
Speaker 1: Why here we go?
Speaker 3: Why is it called Buckets?
Speaker 1: We can begin? Yeah, Big Jasmonckenzie.
Speaker 3: Okay, so Michelle, you're backing me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, I am sorry about that?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Oh Michelle, what about that confidence? Dear?
Speaker 4: The man who's just sat there all morning decimating my
Speaker 4: confidence with his competition were what about your lack of confidence?
Speaker 6: You got this chance? Cassie from Sea Cliff is playing
Speaker 6: for you today, Hazy.
Speaker 1: Yes, get a Cassie.
Speaker 2: Welcome, Good morning are you?
Speaker 1: What's your first dish?
Speaker 2: You're going to spend it past the past. That's on.
Speaker 1: I'm going to stop. I get to get caught up.
Speaker 1: But if you don't mind, what is this school?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've just beens.
Speaker 6: Now it's four.
Speaker 10: Ten up, Paisy, that's okay, fine, you got this chants,
Speaker 10: let's go, let's go.
Speaker 6: Song number one?
Speaker 3: Shut up, I'll come on.
Speaker 1: You know what it is.
Speaker 6: Come.
Speaker 1: It's a woman who video videos. Brittany spears toxic.
Speaker 2: As I was saying, it's a woman who on Instagram.
Speaker 2: You watch her videos and convinced that she needs a show.
Speaker 10: Andrews Britney spears, Yeah, no games, I'll buzz yeah, okay,
Speaker 10: so the stakes.
Speaker 6: Are too high.
Speaker 1: Everyone so aggressively against me. Yeah, it's me. It's a
Speaker 1: world in this.
Speaker 6: You and Cassie. Let's go this song number two? Your
Speaker 6: name is?
Speaker 1: That's did you say?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 6: On you said your name?
Speaker 2: So we've got Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars.
Speaker 1: I can't think.
Speaker 6: Of joking you a fun eye. What's a song name?
Speaker 6: What's a song name?
Speaker 3: I think I want to marry you. Let's marry you.
Speaker 6: I'm going to take that.
Speaker 1: Come on, sing it out? Serious?
Speaker 3: Are you seriously winning ten fours?
Speaker 6: Don't be break.
Speaker 1: What's going on you? Cassie? Not good enough? Is it?
Speaker 2: Cassie is in shops in genuine shock one.
Speaker 6: I'll go to Taira.
Speaker 8: Go on.
Speaker 1: Oh, I believe this is total swift trouble.
Speaker 2: And just like that, ladies and gentlemen, Hey, Cassie, can
Speaker 2: I get a hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Even Cassie hates you, even your own team member who
Speaker 4: won one hundred dollars faster past about you hate your guns?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes it's hard to love a winner.
Speaker 6: But here we are, Dona Andrew. That brings us for
Speaker 6: eleven four.
Speaker 2: Eleven four, So let's let's just do some masks. We're
Speaker 2: playing this? Are you playing this? We're playing this to
Speaker 2: the end of the year. And how many weeks we
Speaker 2: got left? Seven strike?
Speaker 10: You never get and it was all jades and then
Speaker 10: he'll be laughing when you're in seventh straight.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you go, Oh my gosh, I hate me.
Speaker 2: It's amazing, right, congratulations Cattskjody, Sorry Michelle, Michelle. Just before
Speaker 2: I let you go, did you get through first and
Speaker 2: picked Jody?
Speaker 1: I did? Yeah? How that go.
Speaker 4: A little?
Speaker 1: You telling me that you brought a time machine.
Speaker 2: On this Daisy Tuesday The seventeenth of October.
Speaker 1: Go on, come with me. I've got some candy for you.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, crazy man, but.
Speaker 2: Seriously get in. Let's stay this baby downtown. A little
Speaker 2: trip down memory of late nineteen eighty two. Nick Revolts
Speaker 2: was born in Hobart, Tasmania. Today's's forty first birthday. You
Speaker 2: were born in Hobe.
Speaker 4: I was barely been mentioned. No, I wasn't born in
Speaker 4: hober I was born in Canberra and then.
Speaker 6: I moved to Hoba.
Speaker 2: Gosh, I was going to say, you were born in
Speaker 2: hober and you're about forty one, so I just assume
Speaker 2: that you guys know each other for good.
Speaker 4: Answer is Nick and I were only oh we must
Speaker 4: have been only a year or two apart at school
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, what were you younger? Yeah right?
Speaker 3: You're really catching onto this as well done.
Speaker 2: I think achieved absolutely everything you can as a football
Speaker 2: except the bround I met on the Premiership.
Speaker 1: But everything else, it's an unbelievable career.
Speaker 3: Well, at least he got to play AFLs.
Speaker 1: That's true. I'm not bagging him.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying it felt a little bit like.
Speaker 1: It if he was that Richmond, I'm sure maybe if
Speaker 1: he's that Hawthorn Wow.
Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy one and Elton John performed his first ever
Speaker 2: Constant in Australia at Subiaco Oval in Perth. What a
Speaker 2: gift from the heavens Elton John has been. And I
Speaker 2: don't think that we deserve him. Nonetheless, he's still with
Speaker 2: us and we love that.
Speaker 3: I oh god, he's saying he.
Speaker 1: Should almost what's turned into a eulogy.
Speaker 4: If you've seen the movie based on his life, he
Speaker 4: probably still shouldn't be with us with some of the
Speaker 4: you know, he got up to what's oh, you know
Speaker 4: what it means?
Speaker 2: What what do you mean like he might have ingested
Speaker 2: something that sounds like you stubbed your toe.
Speaker 1: No right, you lived like a rock star.
Speaker 4: That's exactly right, I'm trying to say, and you made
Speaker 4: really awkward.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Internet Movie Database was created in nineteen ninety on this day,
Speaker 2: So I am dB. The website was officially created by
Speaker 2: col Needham with information gathered in a huged net news group.
Speaker 1: So there you go.
Speaker 2: That's probably something that everyone's seen, but you don't really
Speaker 2: understand what it is. Yeah, no one saw on Otoba seventeen.
Speaker 2: In twenty eleven Stereo Hearts by Jim Class Heroes and
Speaker 2: Adam Levine.
Speaker 1: Adam Levine, Prince of the Dirty Birds. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: All right, take us through your adventures. What do you
Speaker 2: get up to in your in your private life?
Speaker 4: Here, Jos Curtains, I was telling you that I tried
Speaker 4: something for the first time last night, hazy and it
Speaker 4: was hot hit pilates.
Speaker 2: What hits pilates? So what's difference between this and say,
Speaker 2: bickram yoga? So all sort of connected.
Speaker 4: Well, hot hot bickram is in the hot room, so
Speaker 4: you've got that right.
Speaker 5: It's the same.
Speaker 3: It's like in thirty eight degrees. But I've never done.
Speaker 4: Pilates hit pilates more specifically, which is like quick dynamic
Speaker 4: movements fast forty five minutes in a heated room. So's
Speaker 4: it was probably one of the hardest workouts I've ever done,
Speaker 4: but one of the best as well.
Speaker 3: I loved it.
Speaker 2: So heat training, heat training forty five and pilarates have
Speaker 2: all got together and had a baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is the end result.
Speaker 4: That is the best way to describe it. But I
Speaker 4: walked into the room last night for the first time.
Speaker 4: I've got my little band my little weights, my matt,
Speaker 4: my towel, I'm ready to go. And I look over
Speaker 4: to my right and there was a guy lying on
Speaker 4: the mat and guess who it was?
Speaker 1: Hagle Cash.
Speaker 2: There was no way that anyone possibly could have guessed
Speaker 2: that you were going to say the haggle bloke.
Speaker 4: It was Adrian from Hagglego, and as it turns out,
Speaker 4: he's part owner of the studio. So we just did
Speaker 4: a little hot hit pilates workout together.
Speaker 3: Now, if you have had up said to meet the
Speaker 3: start of the week, your Monday night will look like this.
Speaker 3: You'll be doing hot hit pilates with the guy from Hagglcoat.
Speaker 3: I probably would have laughed and said, are you on drugs?
Speaker 2: He's a reasonably new Haggle bike as well, because whmember
Speaker 2: there was the original hagglebike. Who was the Originally he
Speaker 2: was like a you've got to haggle haggle and he
Speaker 2: really sort of jump around the screen and then this
Speaker 2: boke took over.
Speaker 4: He's one of the more iconic faces on Adelaide TV,
Speaker 4: isn't he. And we've had a few we had the
Speaker 4: Cunningham's Warehouse guys.
Speaker 3: Yes, yet we were saying this morning. Who was the
Speaker 3: guy from the heating and calling, yes, the gas.
Speaker 2: I think it was a gas at commercials. So I
Speaker 2: remember seeing him back in the day. It was a
Speaker 2: young bike, probably still his young blonde hair, and he
Speaker 2: was in so many of these commercials that every time
Speaker 2: it seemed ass yeah, people would just genuinely flood him.
Speaker 2: I remember him like, you're the guy from the and
Speaker 2: then saying to him, does this happen too much? She's like,
Speaker 2: I almost can't go out because.
Speaker 1: People just stop you.
Speaker 4: Well, same thing from Peter walkin from Tacys now tastes furniture.
Speaker 4: I think he had another furniture store, but he was
Speaker 4: on every second ad in this state. And I remember
Speaker 4: he said to my my ex husband, He goes, oh, mate,
Speaker 4: I can barely walk the streets of Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Only in Adelaide. It's good, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Jodiy and Hazy in with your Love. This is well
Speaker 2: Jane to sell about the launch of Frederick Treek Finance.
Speaker 2: We're getting a bit fancy. You've got to think called
Speaker 2: Jody and Hazy's feeling fancy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is how you fake fancy.
Speaker 4: This is where you do stuff to make out like
Speaker 4: you're right, you know, quite bougie, but.
Speaker 3: Really you're just faking it till you make it.
Speaker 4: Norell from Wardale this morning said she brought fake Tiffany
Speaker 4: earings at a Bracelet Barley and told everyone they were real.
Speaker 1: He hasn't been there, beautiful example.
Speaker 4: So what we did is we gave her a real
Speaker 4: Tiffany's experience one thousand dollars to treat herself at Tiffany
Speaker 4: and Co. Really good stuff if you don't mind. She
Speaker 4: was so thrilled and shocked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't think she saw that coming.
Speaker 4: And make sure you register on the Nova player tell
Speaker 4: us how you fake fancy and we could be rewarding
Speaker 4: you with something lovely as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2: Over one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Pay your bills.
Speaker 2: Matte in DC going to take care of you throughout
Speaker 2: the day. So if you've got one, make sure you
Speaker 2: register that via the Nova player as well.
Speaker 1: Should we recap on what was a lovely morning?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Everyone?
Speaker 2: Okay, here's songs A song song song, No prizes for
Speaker 2: guessing who won.
Speaker 1: Goodbye,