1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,720 Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables, you gotta put in the butt. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,160 Speaker 1: I'd be like, wait, why no, I say no. 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 2: I say these things, but I don't know if I 4 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 2: can actually do it. 5 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: I would be the exact same relatable. 6 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Addie Clark ak Mummy, 7 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, mister Jake Craig ak daddy. 8 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 1: And he is mummy because we have so many different 9 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: reasons as to why. But I'm going to say today 10 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,599 Speaker 1: that you are mummy because maybe he's who you go 11 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: to when you're going to ask how do I break 12 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:47,560 Speaker 1: up with this person? 13 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 2: I like that. That's a good title I have. And Jake, 14 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 2: I'm going to do the honors, is daddy because he 15 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 2: is officially an another daddy. 16 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: We just spoke about this before we started recalling. Yeah, 17 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 1: I was gonna I was gonna wait till the podcast, 18 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: but then not, he goes. He asked me a question. 19 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: All right, guys, I am the proud father. I am 20 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: a girl dad, a girl dad. Oh my god, my 21 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 1: sweet little baby girl. Darcy previously known as Begette, my 22 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: little sausage dog. It happened I foster failed. Well, I 23 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: gotta say, how could you not? Oh, we foster failed. 24 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,480 Speaker 1: I kind of pushed. 25 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 2: It is this, like, so I know they're both both 26 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 2: your dogs. 27 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 1: But it is going to be like yes, so yeah, 28 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 1: they're both both of our dogs, but Darcy will be mine. 29 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: That's fun, so little bit jealous. Who knows. Maybe she'll 30 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: just make a few more, she'll come to the studio 31 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: a bit more. She was so chill, so good. Hopefully 32 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 1: she's always like that. She was playing good. She was 33 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: adopted day. Hopefully, hopefully she's always like that. Or because 34 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: Beth said, I just went away for a couple of days. 35 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: He's got home this morning actually, and yeah, Beth said, 36 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: she's just over these last few days, really developed like 37 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: attachment to you guys. Yeah, so even if best just 38 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 1: gets in the shower she. 39 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 2: Barks, maybe it's good to leave her for longer or no, 40 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 2: is that not how to No? 41 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: I actually think it is good. So I did look 42 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: it up. Apparently the best way to train it. It's 43 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: her breed is like this. Yeah, when she's with us 44 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 1: in the house, she's very quiet. She's also very neutral 45 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 1: for a sausage jug out in public, which is really good. 46 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: She doesn't go crazy at other dogs. She's been doing 47 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: a lot of training with that. So the biggest thing 48 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,799 Speaker 1: with us is needing to be able to leave her alone. 49 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: But anyone that here's what we need to do. So 50 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,639 Speaker 1: anyone that has a dog that's really bad at being alone, 51 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: So you need to have them either in their crate, 52 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,679 Speaker 1: in their playpen, or in the house. If you're just 53 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: going to leave in the house whatever, and you go, 54 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: you say I'll be back, and then you leave for 55 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: like a minute, and then you come back in and 56 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,520 Speaker 1: you act like you never left. You don't stay high 57 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: to them, you're just in the room with them. You 58 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: just you don't make a fuss, good look, and then 59 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: you extend it to two minutes, three minutes, four minutes, 60 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 1: ten minutes, up and up and up and up and up, 61 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 1: and then it just like it's it's going to be 62 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,079 Speaker 1: a long pro exposure therapy. Yeah. And then so that's 63 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: one way to do it. That's the very gentle parenting 64 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: way of doing it. And then the other way of 65 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,520 Speaker 1: doing it is dogs will get into a routine and 66 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: if you can leave them somewhere where they can mark 67 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: and no one's going to complain, you just you just 68 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,679 Speaker 1: leave them for like a long time. That's good and 69 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,799 Speaker 1: it's just a different messag So because if you like 70 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: work nine to five, it's like you just chuck them 71 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: in the deep end after like five days. They will 72 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 1: just understand that you're going to come back in eight hours, 73 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: which is like just kind of another way to do it. 74 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: So that's what a trainer told us, just two methods. 75 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: We'll try the arm back method. Yeah, I don't want 76 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: to buy because we have neighbors, true, and you're in 77 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: like set me apart. We're in townhouse metropolitan density of 78 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: fucking Sydney. When I move up to Queensland though best 79 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 1: and I was thinking, oh, I'm kay for that, because 80 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 1: no one's going to hear her. 81 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 82 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, she's getting chucked off the deepest defends in Queensland. 83 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: That's good timing, I guess. Yeah. So new name, Darcy, 84 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: I'm a proud father Darcy Craig. Yeah, actually I know, 85 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: so Audie wants to start this, Yeah, dsy Craig. It 86 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: is because Henry's Henry Cummins. And then I actually have 87 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: asked Beth when we get married, if if you decide 88 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,839 Speaker 1: to change your name, do you want to change Henry's 89 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,279 Speaker 1: name to Craig, and I was thinking, this is such 90 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:35,359 Speaker 1: a selfish question to ask, and so she actually said, well, 91 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: if I changed my name, yeah, because I do want 92 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: him to have the same name as everyone. Did she 93 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 1: want to change her last name? And she actually does. 94 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: She said she just want she wants to have the 95 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 1: same last name as Methany Craig. So I feel like 96 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: Craig and Clark are both very mutual, kind of generic. 97 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,919 Speaker 1: And so Beth has said that she does want to 98 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: have the same last name as me, and I was like, 99 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,919 Speaker 1: I'll change my name be Commens. Really, I was like, 100 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: fuck it, I'll change my name to Cummens. I fool 101 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: and Nadie flipp on this ship, which and so she 102 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: was kind of like, I mean, Cumments is also just 103 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: not the greatest last name. She doesn't like it. And 104 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: I was like, let's start a new bloodline, just start 105 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 1: a new one. If you could pick one thing, what 106 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: would it be? Top of your head? Not even thinking 107 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 1: about it? Shiit no, I any time to think about it. 108 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 1: I'm thinking five this is that means it's true for three? 109 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: Stuck was the first that was the first that came 110 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 1: to my head. Some bad He's probably won't get it. No, 111 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 1: I lot will I was going to say Parker because 112 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: that's where Yeah, but when iron Man. But but I 113 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,039 Speaker 1: want my I want my son's name, my first son, 114 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 1: if I have to, I want his name to be Parker. 115 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like Parker's I've never said that out loud. 116 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: Hopefully people don't go start stealing that, but yeah, I 117 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: like Parker. I like that. All right, Well, Jake, exciting 118 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: time for you. I know, I'm a dad, I've always been. 119 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: I've been one for a while, but I'm a new dad. Yeah, 120 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,040 Speaker 1: very exciting. But I'm wanted the top of. 121 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:00,279 Speaker 2: The episode, and I had a question for you. Did 122 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 2: you bring anything to the episode today? 123 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 1: Was I supposed? Yeah? Ah, if you're talking about an 124 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: analog clock, the answer is no. Please put please put 125 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 1: your headphones on. Jake. 126 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 2: Oh so so baddies. Right before our Christmas break, we 127 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 2: had an episode which I'm about to play. 128 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: Here we go. This is Jake previously. 129 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 2: What's something that you should know as an adult? But 130 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 2: you don't how to read an analog clock? Okay, I 131 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 2: just need time? 132 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: Are you not good at it? I can, I'm great. 133 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:45,039 Speaker 1: How long do you need to look at one? I 134 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: wish we had one to hear and I could like, bang, 135 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 1: how long do you need to look at an analog 136 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,840 Speaker 1: clock before you know the time? I'm actually really good 137 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: at it, genuinely, give me like, how many seconds do 138 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 1: you think? Three? Three seconds and you know the time? Yeah? No, 139 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:01,039 Speaker 1: I need ten, really need second? Is there an analogue 140 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 1: clock on your phone? Let's fuck this next episode or no? 141 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: Not next episodereon? No, no, no, no, I'm sorry guys, Patreon, 142 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 1: we're filming Patreon in two days. You're going to have 143 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: a bunch of notes for me. I am going to 144 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 1: buy an analog clock, and I am going to change 145 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: your time to anything okay, and then we're going to 146 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: test Oddie yeah whatever, save for yourself. It's so funny 147 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 1: that I said it with such conviction. I was like, no, no, seriously, 148 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: I am going to buy an analogue clock that was 149 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 1: like a month ago and now last episode. Also, being 150 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 1: able to read analogue clock is such a weird gen 151 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 1: z flex it is. But aren't we the are we 152 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 1: not the We're like the newest generation though, aren't we? No? 153 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: It's generation generation out for isn't it. 154 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,520 Speaker 4: Oh? 155 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah? 156 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 2: Also, so Jen Alpha doesn't know how to read analog clocks. 157 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 2: You also dug yourself a hole just them that you 158 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 2: don't know about. 159 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: Why do you know? 160 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,680 Speaker 2: On the episode that she's referencing, you said you'd come 161 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 2: to the next episode with a bunch of screenshots of 162 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 2: different times and you'll test me. 163 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,680 Speaker 1: Oh no, I need to No, I want to buy 164 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: an analog clock. What happened to that? I forgot? So 165 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: next week, guys, next week, next week? It is now 166 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: next week. I am a okay. Moral of this attack 167 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:40,319 Speaker 1: is that I am clearly just a sack of empty promises. However, 168 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,680 Speaker 1: I mean that's what it looks like at least. However, 169 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 1: this is why I'm a good co host. Oh yes, 170 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,720 Speaker 1: I don't have to do it. You would have forgot again, mate, Yeah. 171 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,720 Speaker 1: Oh that was written on. That whole segment was written on. 172 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: This is so cool. I bought Jake and a log clock. Yes, okay, guys, 173 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 1: this is going to be fucking sick. We're going to 174 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 1: test Addie. I said, three seconds, three seconds, okay, headphones off, 175 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,199 Speaker 1: I'm going to set the time. I'm going to show 176 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,360 Speaker 1: it to the camera and also maybe you close the reason. 177 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,320 Speaker 1: I'll whisp at the time to this to the audio 178 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:22,679 Speaker 1: listeners and then I'll show you it. And should I 179 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:24,679 Speaker 1: set a time or should I do? I? Should? I 180 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 1: just like show you one? Two three? Yeah? You think 181 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,439 Speaker 1: that was that? A quick? One too? One two two three? 182 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:35,080 Speaker 1: Okay easy, I'm going to give you like you get 183 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:39,199 Speaker 1: you get it two minutes either side? Wait minutes either side? 184 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,080 Speaker 1: I thought, I get like five? How do I? How 185 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,960 Speaker 1: do you read another? How do you read this? So 186 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 1: like right now the time of that is I gonna 187 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 1: remember how to read it? Ye? Yeah? Okay, okay, So 188 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:52,160 Speaker 1: we're going to do do you need practices or are 189 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,440 Speaker 1: we going to do like Hamish and any special skill 190 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: style where it's like you get five, give me three? 191 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 1: So you want three guys and if you get two 192 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: out of three it's a pass. One out of three 193 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 1: is not a pass, and three out of three is beautiful. 194 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,760 Speaker 1: Yeah okay, And you don't are one to three and 195 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,679 Speaker 1: then I'm pretty like you don't get time to work 196 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,959 Speaker 1: it down in your head either easily. I want to 197 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,760 Speaker 1: want to go. You're gonna whisper ok ye yah yeah, 198 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,760 Speaker 1: yea yeaea okay, okay, I'm shwing the camera and the 199 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:22,559 Speaker 1: time is nine twenty. I didn't hear that, and I 200 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,640 Speaker 1: didn't hear a thing. Okay, ready, okay, so I'm gonna 201 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 1: go one two three, Well, okay, here's what I'll give 202 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 1: you an advantage. There's that for some reason, there's a 203 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: little red hand and a little yellow hand. Disregard them. 204 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,480 Speaker 1: It's the black hands, black hands. Okay, I've got black hands, 205 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:47,400 Speaker 1: black hands. I'm really like one two three nine twenty 206 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 1: dang on, no dang on. One two three is actually 207 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:58,439 Speaker 1: a long time god closure. 208 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:06,319 Speaker 2: Five thirty okay, ready, come on, come on, social school 209 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,520 Speaker 2: one two fuck, that's tired. 210 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,200 Speaker 1: Six thirty twenty eight hour off? 211 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:16,800 Speaker 2: Wait watch live thirty Oh fucking techy. 212 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: By this is a de sign that was techy. Hey, 213 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:21,839 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. 214 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,800 Speaker 2: I want to look up what five thirty looks like 215 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 2: on a clock ade that's techy. 216 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:34,720 Speaker 1: I can do what I want. Forty okay, ready, okay, 217 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,359 Speaker 1: this some reason was hard for me again. 218 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,840 Speaker 2: One two three, forty two forty. 219 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,640 Speaker 1: This guy can't read the clock. 220 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 2: Go back, go back, this this is the clock. 221 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,320 Speaker 1: Three seconds is just not long enough for you to consume. 222 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 1: Damn it. Three seconds is just not long enough. Very 223 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,000 Speaker 1: close though you're only an hour off each time. What 224 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:03,600 Speaker 1: is that one? Let's an alarm one? There's a light. Well, okay, 225 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 1: what if I give you like a big old hole there? 226 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,960 Speaker 1: What if I go like that and I give you 227 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 1: like five seconds? That would be ten forty five. Yeah. 228 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,719 Speaker 1: See maybe I only need five seconds too. I mean 229 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,880 Speaker 1: comment if you can even read a pressure of the situation. 230 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 2: I remember in school, like primary school, some girls used 231 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,080 Speaker 2: to like come up to me and ask me like, 232 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,080 Speaker 2: what's the what's the time? 233 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,640 Speaker 1: And I thought, I was like, shut the fuck up. 234 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 1: It did not have You weren't the only you didn't 235 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,960 Speaker 1: girls didn't come up to you in primary school and say, oh, adie, 236 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,400 Speaker 1: in this skill of yours, what's the time on this lot? 237 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:43,880 Speaker 2: They didn't know it was like my special skill. 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Okay, two things to 259 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:06,840 Speaker 1: talk about? Okay, my special skill. One time when I 260 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,400 Speaker 1: came to visit my family in Australia while I was 261 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,960 Speaker 1: still living in Canada. I would have been in like 262 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 1: maybe year. 263 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:15,560 Speaker 4: Three. 264 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, my stepmom taught me how to tie my shoes, 265 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 1: big velcro guy off. Until that or I got my 266 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 1: parents to do it. I just couldn't figure it out. 267 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,280 Speaker 1: My mom tried to teach me a bunch and then 268 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,840 Speaker 1: something just randomly clicked. One day my step mom was 269 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,400 Speaker 1: teaching me and it just clicked. I couldn't I don't 270 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 1: know why, and so I remember one time Pe, for 271 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:43,480 Speaker 1: some reason, I had this bitch teacher, okay, who wouldn't 272 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,040 Speaker 1: let you play unless your shoes were tired, which is fair. 273 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,040 Speaker 1: So she said to this one kid once his name 274 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: was Quinn, Quinn, okay, you remember. I remember. This is 275 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 1: a vivid memory of mine because I was a hero. 276 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 1: So I'm with you. I'm with you every step of 277 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,960 Speaker 1: the way. And so I I've just gotten back from 278 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 1: going to Australia. I'm back in Canada. Now we're in Pe, 279 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: and Quinn gets told he has to sit on the 280 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,640 Speaker 1: bench and tire his shoes and he's not allowed to 281 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 1: participate until he tires his shoes. And he's like, I 282 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,160 Speaker 1: don't know how my teacher goes. That's not my problem. 283 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,520 Speaker 1: And I was thinking dang, and so I kind of 284 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,560 Speaker 1: left it, but Quinn started crying. So I went over 285 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:23,600 Speaker 1: tied that motherfucker shoes. He got to play. Well, it 286 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 1: wasn't really a special skillgo because anyone could have gone 287 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,280 Speaker 1: and tied his shoes. But he was just later than me. 288 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,200 Speaker 1: I wasn't early, he was just later than me. I 289 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 1: have no idea what year I learned. And then okay, 290 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,840 Speaker 1: penn licenses are a thing here. Yeah, wasn't a thing 291 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:41,440 Speaker 1: in Canada. 292 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:47,520 Speaker 2: I got mine in Miss Darmain's year four. He said 293 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,960 Speaker 2: he was a kind before he went to your school. 294 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,320 Speaker 1: I was just about to say, what the hell, that's 295 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 1: a crazy okay anyway, what does it take to get 296 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 1: a pen license? 297 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,400 Speaker 2: I remember good question because I remember I remember I 298 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,080 Speaker 2: was late though all the girls were getting there before me, 299 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,760 Speaker 2: because I'm a bit of a messy writer and I 300 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 2: was pretty late. 301 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:06,560 Speaker 1: Somebody panned the camera to al they're locked in place 302 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,760 Speaker 1: on But no, it wasn't a thing in Canada. But 303 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,720 Speaker 1: I do remember that I wrote up with a pencil 304 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,800 Speaker 1: up until year six, and I did half of Your 305 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,920 Speaker 1: six in Canada, and that's when I moved here. And 306 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,720 Speaker 1: then I just I restarted Your six because my age 307 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,480 Speaker 1: made me one of the oldest. But I would have 308 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 1: been too young for year seven, and so there was 309 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,720 Speaker 1: this whole thing about pen licenses. Everyone in my class 310 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,640 Speaker 1: in year six had a pen license, and I did. 311 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 1: I just got to start writing with a pen because 312 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: I was just in year sick. Yeah, I didn't even 313 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 1: have to get my pen license. I just got to 314 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:40,800 Speaker 1: cop it. There was no like, no visa pen license 315 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,520 Speaker 1: type thing. No, there was no test. There was nothing 316 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 1: that would be the ultimate test. 317 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,880 Speaker 2: Like imagine you started a new job and like the 318 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,440 Speaker 2: uldimate prank would be like you start writing in pencil 319 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 2: all the time. 320 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,840 Speaker 1: Eventually someone's gonna as like, check the fuck you writing 321 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,840 Speaker 1: this in pencil? It's a contract when you black or 322 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,760 Speaker 1: blue pen Yeah, and you'll be like eyes, I didn't 323 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:05,439 Speaker 1: get my pen license. That's such Australian law there there 324 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,680 Speaker 1: no one would even get it. It'd be funny. But okay, 325 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:15,080 Speaker 1: I something super embarrassing. I don't know what age is 326 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,119 Speaker 1: a good age to be considered, Like, you know, he 327 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:22,160 Speaker 1: can wipe his own bum, but I remember my mom 328 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 1: wiped my bum for the longest time. How long? 329 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,520 Speaker 2: We don't you have a good memory, so you probably 330 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,280 Speaker 2: just enjoyed it with like with like really early. 331 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:41,919 Speaker 1: I just remember, okay, So I just remember being just 332 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,640 Speaker 1: like too scared to mess it up. I don't know why. 333 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,760 Speaker 1: It's pretty easy concept just wiped her. There's no more 334 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,840 Speaker 1: poop on the on the papers. So I remember I 335 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,080 Speaker 1: used to go to the tow and I would call 336 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,200 Speaker 1: out like mom or my I lived with my grandparents 337 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,440 Speaker 1: for a while, like Grandpa whatever, and you used to 338 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:59,359 Speaker 1: have come wipe my bum. And then I got to kindergarten, 339 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,720 Speaker 1: and I think it's like, if people are wiping their 340 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,359 Speaker 1: bumb by kindergarten, you're doing a pretty good job. Like 341 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 1: I don't blame you if you don't, because. 342 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,080 Speaker 2: Some kids because your parents leave you no kindergarten, Yeah, 343 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:13,679 Speaker 2: they leave you or those preschool teachers wipe the kids bums. 344 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,680 Speaker 1: It's the kindergarten teachers. Basically, one time I got to 345 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 1: teach to wanpe my bum's kindergartens like school school away, 346 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: you got to teach it. I was at school school 347 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,960 Speaker 1: and I got to teach you what my bumb really? Yeah, 348 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:32,880 Speaker 1: I'm for real, it's explained. And then and then I 349 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,119 Speaker 1: went camping with a friend once and I remember I 350 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:37,480 Speaker 1: was about to leave when I said to my mom, 351 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,000 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going for like two days. I'm 352 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,199 Speaker 1: definitely gonna have to pooh. What do I do if 353 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,399 Speaker 1: I pooh? And she goes, So you're gonna have to 354 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,399 Speaker 1: do it on your own. And then I went camping 355 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:53,000 Speaker 1: hard way exposure therapy, exposure the defense man. I went camping, 356 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:58,480 Speaker 1: did a pool in the outhouse and another vivid memory 357 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,679 Speaker 1: of mine this is a core memory, and I just 358 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,199 Speaker 1: remember being like no time like the present, and I 359 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 1: wanted my mom. And when my mom came to pick 360 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,320 Speaker 1: me up, I was like, guess what, mom, I did 361 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,720 Speaker 1: a poll when I want my mom? I did I 362 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 1: Dad said I would have been four or five. You 363 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,200 Speaker 1: were proud, maybe sick, you were proud. I was very proud. 364 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,919 Speaker 1: I was going after every family member being like, I 365 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,520 Speaker 1: want my mom. 366 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,360 Speaker 2: I want to know, like, I bet there's a bunch 367 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 2: of teachers listening. Is it a normal thing to wipe 368 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,680 Speaker 2: a kindergarten kids? 369 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,800 Speaker 1: But that's a fantastic question, because that's also like are 370 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,600 Speaker 1: you allowed? I was probably not now a also because 371 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,360 Speaker 1: like in my brain, I was thinking, that's not part 372 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 1: of my job requirements. I also have it just has 373 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,520 Speaker 1: to my kindergarten. You have to. I don't know if 374 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,360 Speaker 1: like the gardens are like kindergartens like. 375 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 2: Five empathy wise, if a little five road said I 376 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 2: can't wipe my that's too bad, dudes. 377 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:58,640 Speaker 1: Oh jeez, bro, a kindergarten is still wearing nappy no 378 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,080 Speaker 1: no up the kindergarten in and out. 379 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,840 Speaker 2: I feel like that's one of the teachers, one of 380 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,119 Speaker 2: the parents' obligations is to train their kid before they 381 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:05,639 Speaker 2: go to school. 382 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you would know you're a parent? Who said, 383 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,840 Speaker 1: who do you reckon? It's going to be actual parent? First? 384 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:19,439 Speaker 1: All signs point to me and so but in saying that, so, 385 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,919 Speaker 1: all signs point to me. But I have a feeling 386 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,800 Speaker 1: that you could just be a crazy like there could 387 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,800 Speaker 1: be a bit of an upset in there. And comment below, Guys, 388 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,760 Speaker 1: if you listen for a while, who is going to 389 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:30,520 Speaker 1: be a dad? First? 390 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,800 Speaker 2: Do you know how last week he tested Beth on 391 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 2: the whole whole engagement thing. She's got cold feet? Would 392 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,800 Speaker 2: she get cold feet about the whole kid thing or no? 393 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,119 Speaker 1: If she felt pregnant, she'd have it. Okay, we definitely 394 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 1: have it. So there's a chance like we actually we 395 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 1: both need to go go get tested because there's a 396 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,360 Speaker 1: chance she may not even be able to have kids. 397 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,159 Speaker 2: Or if we go get test a good thing they 398 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:56,160 Speaker 2: do too for just like both anatomies but also men 399 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,439 Speaker 2: getting tested the process of what it's like test you sperm. 400 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:04,400 Speaker 1: But I just like I was with my cousins. They're 401 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,960 Speaker 1: all in their thirties and a couple of the Massori 402 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,399 Speaker 1: and they've got some kids. One of them has two boys, 403 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:15,000 Speaker 1: one three and one one. Yeah, and pretty cute. It's 404 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,879 Speaker 1: a lot by day time to hang out with for 405 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,800 Speaker 1: about twenty minutes over sticking. But like if I don't 406 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 1: get TikTok time, nonverbal, TikTok's not getting that shit, Like, 407 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,480 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know if I can have a kid. 408 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 2: Well, the best thing about kids I've realized is they 409 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,920 Speaker 2: go to bed at seven thirty, or you make them 410 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,760 Speaker 2: go to bed at seven thirty. 411 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,160 Speaker 1: This is what was said. Yeah, so TikTok. My cousin said. 412 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 1: What happens is when they go to preschool, they put 413 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,399 Speaker 1: them down for a nap, and they try not to 414 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,760 Speaker 1: put their three year old down for a nap. The 415 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,239 Speaker 1: one year old still sleeps a bunch, but they try 416 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: not to put the three year old down for a nap. 417 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,439 Speaker 1: So he does go to bed at like six thirty 418 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 1: seven o'clock, But at preschool they put him down for 419 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,520 Speaker 1: a nap, so he doesn't go to sleep till like nine, 420 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,240 Speaker 1: and then they're like, once he's asleep, it's nine. We've 421 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,359 Speaker 1: got to wake up at like six six thirty sometimes 422 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 1: five to go to work. We don't get any adult time, 423 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: and I was like, my whole life's adult time. How 424 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,719 Speaker 1: am I just gonna go from a bass? How am 425 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 1: I going to go from twenty four hours of the 426 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,320 Speaker 1: day adult time to maybe not even one hour of 427 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:13,920 Speaker 1: the day adult time? Yeah? I got fucking schmuddy books 428 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:20,200 Speaker 1: to read. You can read them, you kid can't read. 429 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 1: You can meet them next to your kid. I could 430 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:26,920 Speaker 1: read them out loud. Question. I asked this to Cassie 431 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,080 Speaker 1: the other day. I think I know your answer, but 432 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:29,600 Speaker 1: i'd like to know. 433 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you've had a kid for a couple of years. 434 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,119 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, say he's like two yeah, just one okay, 435 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 2: and you were best want to go on a holiday? 436 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, two weeks? Would you leave your kid with twenty 437 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:39,800 Speaker 1: your parents? Yeah? 438 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,000 Speaker 2: I said yeah too, And Casie's like, no way, I'm 439 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,320 Speaker 2: leaving more than a week. I'm like, surely after then 440 00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:47,480 Speaker 2: you want to leave like that maternal instinct? 441 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,520 Speaker 1: Oh wait, okay, if we're talking just amount of time, 442 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,800 Speaker 1: so like I would leave my kid with either my 443 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,399 Speaker 1: parents or best parents. Yeah, okay. First things first, if 444 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,280 Speaker 1: they get left with my parents, they're coming out. They're 445 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:03,720 Speaker 1: coming back brats. They are coming back spoiled brats. They're 446 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,280 Speaker 1: gonna have a brand new fucking iPad, all right, because 447 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: all they would have done is sat down on the 448 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,520 Speaker 1: lounge and played one of their phones and then they're like, 449 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,760 Speaker 1: Grandma and Grandpa, I really want what it is. And 450 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:17,199 Speaker 1: they would have been like, okay, yea, So maybe we're 451 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,640 Speaker 1: leaving with best parents because I'll come back like maybe discipline. Yeah, 452 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,639 Speaker 1: so I can understand apparently leaving a baby for the 453 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,240 Speaker 1: first time. It's just like, let's just say you work 454 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,840 Speaker 1: up the coach to leave for two weeks, right, and 455 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,520 Speaker 1: it's not an amount of time thing. Yeah, either one 456 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,320 Speaker 1: of our parents i'd leave them with. But was Cassie 457 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,600 Speaker 1: talking like, I just don't think I'll be able to 458 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,720 Speaker 1: leave my baby. Yeah, not like the parentings that and 459 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,080 Speaker 1: I have a feeling it's gonna be easier for us 460 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,399 Speaker 1: to leave, That's what I say. And I said I 461 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 1: could imagine after like you gave birth to the child, like, yeah, 462 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 1: a lot different carry it for nine months. You do 463 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,919 Speaker 1: have a different connection, which I found interesting. 464 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,960 Speaker 2: But I was also thinking, when it gets to it, 465 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,719 Speaker 2: if we want a holiday, I reckon you'll be all 466 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,080 Speaker 2: for it. 467 00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:58,560 Speaker 1: I'm also like, I'm definitely a helicopter dad. That meaning 468 00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:04,960 Speaker 1: just stressed that they're gonna die. Well, just helicopter like 469 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:09,639 Speaker 1: just like I'm just gonna be like so a hyper 470 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,440 Speaker 1: aware of everything, and like have you ever heard the 471 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 1: term helicopter parent? Uh No, I haven't. It just means 472 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,160 Speaker 1: like you're just hovering over their shoulder all the time, 473 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,160 Speaker 1: just being like, oh I stressed the first one. 474 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll be like that too, but yeah, yeah, 475 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,679 Speaker 2: I always see like, especially like newborns, like holding them 476 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 2: and then they're so small. 477 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,399 Speaker 1: In your hands and you're like, I'm not holding my 478 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,080 Speaker 1: newborn baby standing up, by the way, standing up, sitting down. 479 00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,560 Speaker 1: Every time. I've seen videos recently of that. 480 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,560 Speaker 2: What's the guy Adam O'Sullivan Cunnies bloke, he's had a kid, 481 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,160 Speaker 2: did you have a baby, And he's getting his mates 482 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,879 Speaker 2: to hold it and they're all like trading's just like 483 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,120 Speaker 2: normal blokes and they're. 484 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,679 Speaker 1: Like shaken, alive, It's alive. 485 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:55,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, baddies. Welcome to our latest segment, our 486 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,720 Speaker 2: ins and outs for the week. 487 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 1: Okay, I think we and start withouts and mine is 488 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:11,440 Speaker 1: people pleasing ooh saying yes when it puts you out. Yeah. 489 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is the year of no, I think 490 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,880 Speaker 2: n oh, the power practice. 491 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 1: No, do you want to go out? 492 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 5: No? 493 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,639 Speaker 1: Do you want to drink? No? Do you want to 494 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,400 Speaker 1: go see a movie with me? Actually? Yeah? 495 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:30,560 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Jake now inns And it has to be 496 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,040 Speaker 2: perfect Ted Healthy Energy Drinks. 497 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 1: My fridge is fully stocked. Same here as you can see, 498 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,679 Speaker 1: this is actually our fridge, but my fridge at home 499 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,919 Speaker 1: is also fully stocked. But I mean, I have to agree. 500 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,199 Speaker 1: All the energy drinks at the supermarket, they just have 501 00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:50,400 Speaker 1: like the craziest packaging and so many ingredients. I don't 502 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,680 Speaker 1: even know what half of the mean. Right. 503 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,359 Speaker 2: That's why Marissa created perfect Ted Healthy Energy Drinks. She 504 00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,640 Speaker 2: didn't even have us guys in mind when making them, 505 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,119 Speaker 2: and they actually slap Yeah, they are pretty good. I 506 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,879 Speaker 2: gotta say I'm a pretty big fan. And did you 507 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,920 Speaker 2: know that they're powered by Marcher? This apple asbery always 508 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:05,520 Speaker 2: goes down the street. 509 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,120 Speaker 1: Oh interesting. 510 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,000 Speaker 2: I'm more of a juicy peach man myself. 511 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,520 Speaker 1: Where do you pick yours up from? Bodie? That is 512 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,159 Speaker 1: a silly question, you know. I'm Mchole's guy. 513 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:25,040 Speaker 2: So am bad He's up next. We're bringing it back 514 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 2: the Relatables voice mails. This week, The question being the 515 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,360 Speaker 2: best way you've dumped the dude. Yeah, I've got four, Jake, 516 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,120 Speaker 2: Do you want the best one? 517 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,040 Speaker 1: First? Or last? Last? Last? Okay? 518 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,879 Speaker 2: And if you want to submit a voice mail, the 519 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,760 Speaker 2: question will be at the end and the link will 520 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,600 Speaker 2: be in a description. 521 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,720 Speaker 1: I'm not wasting any time here, Jake. 522 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 2: I'm going to ease you into this, all right, Okay. 523 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,320 Speaker 6: I still had his location on Life three sixty. He 524 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 6: told me he went out with the boys. I then 525 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 6: saw that he went to Kingpin, which is where we 526 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,040 Speaker 6: always went on a date night. I rocked up and 527 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,280 Speaker 6: scare him with another girl. I was playing many golf 528 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,840 Speaker 6: and I hit the ball over the fence and hit 529 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,760 Speaker 6: him in the head, and I waved, suck the finger 530 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,600 Speaker 6: up and said that we're done. And then when I left, 531 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,479 Speaker 6: I went back to the house we were living in together, 532 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,120 Speaker 6: put every photo of us on the bed, and every 533 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,639 Speaker 6: gift I got him I destroyed. And he got the 534 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 6: idea that we broke. 535 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:20,959 Speaker 1: Up gets better. But what is done worst? Maybe like 536 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,960 Speaker 1: they get progressive, they get first of all, good shot. Yeah, 537 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 1: first of all, you hit him in the head from 538 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,400 Speaker 1: playing putt put I'm thinking, like, pick the ball. I 539 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 1: think you threw it. Yeah, yeah, there's no way you 540 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,120 Speaker 1: could use it. Let me also just say, I don't 541 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,280 Speaker 1: know how much I believe this one. You didn't throw 542 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,080 Speaker 1: a golf ball at his head while he was on 543 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,280 Speaker 1: a date with another girl. Yeah, and then put the 544 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,520 Speaker 1: finger up and be like we're done, and then go 545 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,080 Speaker 1: home and take all about all your photos together, put 546 00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,560 Speaker 1: him on the bed, and then every gift you've bought 547 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:57,400 Speaker 1: and destroy it. I can that part may be pettiness, wonderful. 548 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,080 Speaker 1: I just don't see you out in public throwing a 549 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,479 Speaker 1: golf ball, which we don't condone, by the way at all. 550 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,000 Speaker 2: Oh that's not good throwing a golf boats one's head, 551 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,440 Speaker 2: maybe's ankle or something. 552 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,679 Speaker 1: I mean, hey, it was in my opinion, she had 553 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: every reason or every right. 554 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:20,920 Speaker 7: Yeah, next one, So the songs of this guy, we 555 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:26,720 Speaker 7: decided to go get YOCHI, you know, went there, got 556 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,920 Speaker 7: a cheeky little salted butterscotch. 557 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,560 Speaker 8: A bit of ub banging flavor, and then went ham 558 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,400 Speaker 8: on the toppings, absolutely loaded that bad boy up. 559 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,680 Speaker 2: Got to the register. 560 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,479 Speaker 9: You know, I've whipped my phone out. He's also whipped 561 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,600 Speaker 9: his phone out, and then he goes to push my 562 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,640 Speaker 9: phone away very gentleman like. However, I've said, Babe, I 563 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,520 Speaker 9: need the yoa chie points, So I proceed to scan 564 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,520 Speaker 9: my Yochi. Can't I get my Yochi points and I 565 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,200 Speaker 9: put my phone away because I am absolutely not paying 566 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 9: for that. 567 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,280 Speaker 8: So he proceeds to pay. We eat our yochi and 568 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,680 Speaker 8: then he goes and shoves his tongue so far down 569 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,160 Speaker 8: my throat he gets a second taste of that yochi. Dad, 570 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,400 Speaker 8: I have just eaten. I said, I have absolutely not, 571 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,520 Speaker 8: and you know that this this was it for me 572 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:15,160 Speaker 8: thanks to Yochi. And then I just left, just balanced. 573 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,000 Speaker 8: We never spoke again, so free yo chi, free yo 574 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,320 Speaker 8: two points, can't can't be mad about it? 575 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,640 Speaker 2: Was this the first date must have been a I 576 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,160 Speaker 2: want to say, was she reversing a car? 577 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,200 Speaker 1: We love a multi dust? Did you? Did you park 578 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 1: it and leave in a reverse of the sense it? 579 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,640 Speaker 1: But hey, all of that sounded quite good, apart from 580 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,960 Speaker 1: the tongue down the throat. That's also like, yeah, free 581 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,960 Speaker 1: yochis points, free Yochi. Have you had Yochi? I still 582 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:53,960 Speaker 1: have an a. I'm leaving it like moments right because we. 583 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,880 Speaker 2: Got like like yoga land near us or some sucks. 584 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,960 Speaker 2: I had what was the old one Aerona that wasn't 585 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,200 Speaker 2: as good. I know that too, so called yogat berry, 586 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,080 Speaker 2: or it might be still there. I remember one of 587 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,120 Speaker 2: our mates used to work there, sort of my mates, 588 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 2: thet our mates mates, and you used to go in 589 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,840 Speaker 2: there and just like fill the thing up and they 590 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,560 Speaker 2: wouldn't even care. 591 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:25,240 Speaker 1: So I've had yochi probably twenty times. Really fair. That's 592 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,400 Speaker 1: on par though, of like you, yochi is phenomenal. 593 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,800 Speaker 2: The fact that like what it is, how much is it? 594 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,400 Speaker 2: It's like fifteen bucks or canny yoga? Do? 595 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,560 Speaker 1: Isn't it? Can a cup of yogurt? See, that's that's just. 596 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,080 Speaker 2: Naive behavior. How much a naive thing. 597 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,920 Speaker 1: It's not just a cup of yoga. This is like 598 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,560 Speaker 1: I actually think that saying oh, I haven't had yochi 599 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,240 Speaker 1: and then being like, isn't it a bit overrated? Is 600 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,040 Speaker 1: like someone not having had Goodman and being like, but 601 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 1: isn't it a bit overrated? I think it's the equivalent. 602 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,520 Speaker 1: Think about how you would feel if some if someone 603 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,400 Speaker 1: hadn't had Goodsman, and they go, but isn't it a 604 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,720 Speaker 1: bit over ready? For what it is? 605 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:08,240 Speaker 2: My one rebuttal is it's not franchised as much as dog. 606 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,920 Speaker 1: There's not one around here. 607 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:17,920 Speaker 2: Not yet, Yeah, not yet, Yeah, getting one, Yeah, shoving 608 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,040 Speaker 2: center anywhere we live, next one. 609 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:27,200 Speaker 10: He was a manipulative gaslighting douche Canoe. So I wrote 610 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,680 Speaker 10: it on a sticky note, sprayed it with my perfume, 611 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,200 Speaker 10: and left it on the steering wheel of his car. 612 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:39,520 Speaker 1: We love a note. That's cool. He was a douche Canoe. Yeah, 613 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: I think that. In my opinion, douchebag is a very American, 614 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:50,000 Speaker 1: wish Canadian sounded Canadian American douchebag is a very like 615 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 1: North American insult. 616 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, we should bring that bag. A douchebag. Douche is 617 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,320 Speaker 4: what is a douchebag? Because I'm pretty sure like a 618 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,160 Speaker 4: douche as a product is spun. 619 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,480 Speaker 1: No. I think a douche like cleans your butthole. Well, 620 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,640 Speaker 1: maybe a clang your vagina, let's check that. I'm one 621 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,760 Speaker 1: hundred s sory clean something down there. But a douche 622 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,640 Speaker 1: is like a thing that cleans just douche, straight douche. 623 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,920 Speaker 2: Yeah do o you ce Oh you're a sort of right, 624 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,720 Speaker 2: oh no, yeah, And I can see the tool. It's 625 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,200 Speaker 2: the it's the douche is either the practice of squirting 626 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,120 Speaker 2: liquid into a body cavity like a vagina or rectum 627 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,880 Speaker 2: for cleaning, and it's like a little thing that goes. 628 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,840 Speaker 1: You just said I was kind of right called a douchebag. 629 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,320 Speaker 2: Oh wait, so yeah, so I douche is the actual 630 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,720 Speaker 2: action of squirting the asshole. 631 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,360 Speaker 1: So someone could be like, what you got up on 632 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:49,840 Speaker 1: the weekend, I did some douche It's a douche bag. 633 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,480 Speaker 2: So to call someone a douchebag, it means you're that 634 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 2: little squirty thing that. 635 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,280 Speaker 1: Goes to break this down. Like so to say, oh, 636 00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:00,479 Speaker 1: you're such a douchebag, that means that you're it's like 637 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:05,880 Speaker 1: such a vagina cleaner or such a butthole cleaner. Is 638 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,480 Speaker 1: that much of an insult? Does a good job? I'm useful. 639 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,959 Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, if someone calls you a douchebag, 640 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,520 Speaker 1: I'm useful. Yeah, take it as you will, all right. 641 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,400 Speaker 2: Last one is probably the best one, best or worse, 642 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,560 Speaker 2: you guys decide. 643 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:24,840 Speaker 11: Kind of a crazy story, but basically me and is 644 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,440 Speaker 11: not too but I promise it's worth it. Me and 645 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,560 Speaker 11: my ex were together for five years and I took 646 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,120 Speaker 11: him to Copenhagen for our five year anniversary, and we 647 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,680 Speaker 11: came back and he told me he didn't love me anymore, 648 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 11: but he did love this girl he goes to UNI with. Anyway, 649 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,600 Speaker 11: I go to my best friend's house for a week 650 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 11: and stay there, and I come back and I just 651 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,320 Speaker 11: you just know, don't you when it's going to end? 652 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,720 Speaker 11: And I just knew. And I was sat on the 653 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,040 Speaker 11: sof and I was sobbing. And he comes in and goes, 654 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,000 Speaker 11: should we have sex? And I go no, obviously not, 655 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,200 Speaker 11: I'm sobbing. Go have a wank as a joke, quite 656 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 11: clearly as a joke. This man does not take it 657 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,400 Speaker 11: as a joke. He goes to the next room. The 658 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,480 Speaker 11: bedroom starts wanking. I leave the TV running and I 659 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,759 Speaker 11: tiptoe in and he's on his phone and I say, 660 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,759 Speaker 11: what are you looking at while he's having a wang? 661 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,600 Speaker 11: And he says, pictures of you? And I say mm mmm, 662 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,400 Speaker 11: I'm right here. What are you looking at? And he says, oh, like, 663 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,640 Speaker 11: doesn't matter, finish me off first, and I say no, 664 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,120 Speaker 11: I don't care if it's weird, paun, what is it? 665 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,480 Speaker 11: And it was pictures of this girl he's supposedly in 666 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:37,040 Speaker 11: love with on her Instagram from five years ago, the 667 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,680 Speaker 11: group picture and I break up with him flattered penis 668 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:46,680 Speaker 11: out that was the breakup and then anyway, him and 669 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:51,080 Speaker 11: the girl do a journalism course together at UNI. And 670 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,440 Speaker 11: I'm not kidding. She broke up with her boyfriend for 671 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:59,839 Speaker 11: my I guess ex boyfriend and they make a magazine 672 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,560 Speaker 11: about the breakups. And I find out through fucking Instagram reels. 673 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,480 Speaker 11: There's an Instagram reel of the two of them reading 674 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,279 Speaker 11: out their last text messages to their exes and they've 675 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,960 Speaker 11: made a magazine that they've published about it. Thanks, guys, 676 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,600 Speaker 11: have a good day. 677 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:21,359 Speaker 1: What the fuck kept going? She just kept and kept 678 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:26,120 Speaker 1: on going. Can I can? I? I know everyone's thinking it, 679 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,040 Speaker 1: What the fuck was she drinking that whole time? 680 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:33,839 Speaker 8: Bad? 681 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:38,680 Speaker 1: He is weed controlled environments. If we're sending a voice fact, 682 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,600 Speaker 1: say yeah, she was sitting there with the Stanley thinking, like, 683 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:48,480 Speaker 1: get fucking ready. The dudes like fucking talk that you 684 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,919 Speaker 1: want to have sex? Finish me off. No, I don't 685 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,799 Speaker 1: think I've ever like, no, I've never done that. I'm 686 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,000 Speaker 1: not a big. My girlfriend's crying. Do you want to 687 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:57,520 Speaker 1: have sex? 688 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:57,879 Speaker 3: Yeah? 689 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:05,200 Speaker 1: Crazy, I'm not a big. Just straight up should we 690 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:05,840 Speaker 1: have sex. 691 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:11,040 Speaker 2: I'm more of a unspoken I used to be so, 692 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,680 Speaker 2: but it wasn't just like I don't know, we're both 693 00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,080 Speaker 2: watching TV, not doing anything, you want to have sex. 694 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,319 Speaker 2: It's kind of like we kiss a little bit, yea, 695 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,239 Speaker 2: touching a little bit, and then I would say, do 696 00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:20,759 Speaker 2: you want to have sex? 697 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:21,239 Speaker 1: Yeah? 698 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,360 Speaker 2: But now but she really likes Cassie really likes the 699 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:30,600 Speaker 2: like mutual communication, not talking yeah you know when you know, yeah, yeah, 700 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,920 Speaker 2: yeah you know when you know you know what I mean. 701 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,400 Speaker 2: But I also like the I like knowing that it's on. 702 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,799 Speaker 2: I think is where I stand on it, you. 703 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:41,360 Speaker 1: Know what, so do I because sometimes I'm like, okay, 704 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:45,080 Speaker 1: we're kissing. Yes, I do these mental debate. We do 705 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,640 Speaker 1: do this sometimes and not have sex. But I really 706 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,560 Speaker 1: want to have sex right now. But I don't want 707 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 1: to like really show that I want to have sex 708 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,920 Speaker 1: just in case she says no, because I'm not going 709 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,239 Speaker 1: to be. 710 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:59,799 Speaker 2: Porny, like damn it now I've said to it because 711 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,759 Speaker 2: she like does this like kissing technique, which I now 712 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,000 Speaker 2: know means like she doesn't want. 713 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,239 Speaker 1: To have sex. Oh this is so does And I'm like, 714 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,560 Speaker 1: I'm like this is good and all, but communication is 715 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,840 Speaker 1: key here, Cassie. Yeah, just tell me. And you know 716 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,080 Speaker 1: what the annoying thing is is sometimes Beth will be 717 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,960 Speaker 1: doing her kissing techniquehere. I know she doesn't want to 718 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,879 Speaker 1: have sex, and she wants to have sex. Yeah, it's 719 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,440 Speaker 1: my thought, all right, stopped. Yeah, And then like ten 720 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,400 Speaker 1: minutes later, I'm half asleep, she goes, you know I 721 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,400 Speaker 1: wanted to have sex just before, and I'm like, fuck, 722 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,879 Speaker 1: it's happened to me. This is a universal experience. Yeah, yeah, 723 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,200 Speaker 1: clearly this is a universal experience. 724 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,560 Speaker 2: Oh it happened. Not proud of it once, like back 725 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,120 Speaker 2: and forth, back and forth. I must have been horny 726 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,719 Speaker 2: as fucking I like said I need to have a shower. 727 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,160 Speaker 2: I was just a bit frustrated. I walked off in 728 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:45,560 Speaker 2: a tiff. 729 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,680 Speaker 1: Anyway. I think I wasn't proud of it because I 730 00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:48,799 Speaker 1: was like, why did I do that? Like I walked 731 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,120 Speaker 1: off in the tips because I just didn't have. 732 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,640 Speaker 2: But like, sometimes your body just like takes out of you. 733 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,759 Speaker 2: And this confusion of that was in my head of 734 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,040 Speaker 2: like can we just talk about it? 735 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do it. I guess again, you could just 736 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,520 Speaker 1: be like just should we have sex? And then you know, 737 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,920 Speaker 1: the answer. Yeah, I know. 738 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,560 Speaker 2: I agree, it's hotter to not say it, but also 739 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,440 Speaker 2: communications keep because I can't be in your head and 740 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,640 Speaker 2: you can't be a mind. But it's the hard thing too, 741 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,800 Speaker 2: because for a dude to also like ninety nine percent 742 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,280 Speaker 2: of the time, I'm in the mood if you can true, yeah, 743 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,080 Speaker 2: I can also be. 744 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,160 Speaker 1: Not in the mood and then in the mood. Yeah, 745 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,200 Speaker 1: we start kissing. Yeah, like kissing, that's just like for 746 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,719 Speaker 1: some reason, that's what starts to get it going. 747 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,120 Speaker 2: But anyways, poor bloody batter, you sent that in oh yeah, yeah, 748 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,880 Speaker 2: yeah magazine. Wankin at least you, like, I feel like 749 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,520 Speaker 2: that's a bit of like a cool way to break 750 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,520 Speaker 2: up of him. Like he's in such a compromised position 751 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,279 Speaker 2: with his little Willy in his hand, and you're like, 752 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,400 Speaker 2: this is over, and he's. 753 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:50,719 Speaker 1: Like also, who, Like, is it normal for someone that's 754 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,520 Speaker 1: in a relationship. Let's say, so we have a couple, right, 755 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,799 Speaker 1: is it normal to masturbate in the same house? Like, 756 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,480 Speaker 1: is this is this an experience that a lot of 757 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,520 Speaker 1: people go through. I assume you know more than me 758 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:03,919 Speaker 1: because you live with Beth and I know you don't 759 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,239 Speaker 1: do it. No, I didn't think it would be like 760 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,480 Speaker 1: I would never masturpate next to Beth, and I also 761 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,919 Speaker 1: wouldn't masturbate in the next room. 762 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,320 Speaker 2: I was planning to stop masturbating when I'm moving. 763 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,160 Speaker 1: You just do, yeah, like you just do because you're like, 764 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,600 Speaker 1: you just don't have sex every single night, and I 765 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,799 Speaker 1: feel like it's disrespect And then you're also you're just like, 766 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,439 Speaker 1: I'm not just gonna fucking start masturbating next to you. Yeah, 767 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,680 Speaker 1: Like they couldn't be and it doesn't. He's the thing 768 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,120 Speaker 1: is as well, doesn't cross your mind, in my experience, 769 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,480 Speaker 1: at least, it doesn't even cross your mind. 770 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,120 Speaker 2: Would you be open to I'd be open at this, 771 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,399 Speaker 2: Like you know how obviously you have sex and then 772 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,759 Speaker 2: you masturbate separately in different houses, but like masturbating next 773 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,560 Speaker 2: to each other together. 774 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,120 Speaker 1: I feel like that'd be hot. I think some people 775 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:45,920 Speaker 1: would find that very hot. 776 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,719 Speaker 2: I'd find that hot because you'd end up having sex, 777 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,719 Speaker 2: but like the initiate, the initial bit of like not 778 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,000 Speaker 2: touching and then like looking over and seeing your sexy, 779 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:52,720 Speaker 2: beautiful partner. 780 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,120 Speaker 1: I felt that'd be hot. Probably can't do early, but 781 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:04,560 Speaker 1: I I can, so I can like see how that 782 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,320 Speaker 1: would be hot, but I don't think I would like it. Okay, 783 00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,279 Speaker 1: but I can totally see how that would turn people on. 784 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,600 Speaker 1: And I don't think it's weird at all. I could, 785 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,400 Speaker 1: I could understand. It's a little bit award at stuff. 786 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,440 Speaker 1: He's like, what do you just start doing this? Ye? Interesting? 787 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:26,280 Speaker 1: And before we finish off next week each other next 788 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:30,360 Speaker 1: week's voice note, we want you guys to give us 789 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,200 Speaker 1: cheating or not cheating and we'll get to the bottom 790 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,719 Speaker 1: of it questions. So give us a scenario, ask us 791 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,120 Speaker 1: if it's cheating or not cheating and. 792 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,120 Speaker 2: Try to It's a minute, max, like, don't be eating 793 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,040 Speaker 2: reversing your car? 794 00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:55,120 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, just just sit there, all right, guys. This 795 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,520 Speaker 1: week's I Do question of the week is what's overrated 796 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,239 Speaker 1: when it comes to sex? Over rated? It is a 797 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,920 Speaker 1: very sexy episode. 798 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,319 Speaker 2: Sure is very yes sex episode I've read? 799 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,640 Speaker 1: What is? Do you have any thing that's I've read 800 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:08,880 Speaker 1: for you? 801 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:09,960 Speaker 10: Or? 802 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,120 Speaker 1: Do these answer all yours? 803 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,480 Speaker 2: I reckon one of us has picked the one that's 804 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:18,360 Speaker 2: in my head. I'll say at the end, oh yeah, same, okay, okay, 805 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,160 Speaker 2: what's overrated when it comes to sex? 806 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,560 Speaker 1: Penises? Yeah? I can see that. 807 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,400 Speaker 2: Actually, this is very insightful to a sense of I 808 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,480 Speaker 2: would say sixty five percent of the comments were saying 809 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,239 Speaker 2: four play and like pre sex is better than sex 810 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,080 Speaker 2: for women? Interesting, four play and pre sex is the 811 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,520 Speaker 2: best part you mean, yeah, like the leader touching each 812 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,680 Speaker 2: other's life A bunch. I saw a bunch of people 813 00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,680 Speaker 2: saying like, gotta be honest, don't fuck with oral? 814 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,399 Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Is that like a skill error though? Yeah, 815 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,160 Speaker 1: I actually think it is. 816 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,880 Speaker 2: I think it's a skiller Yeah, I actually think it is. 817 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,279 Speaker 1: Yeah. And I think that if your boy friend is 818 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,360 Speaker 1: bad at giving oral and you just like think that 819 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,040 Speaker 1: you just don't like Oral, I think that you should 820 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,080 Speaker 1: get them to read a quart of Silver Flames and 821 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:18,480 Speaker 1: then read Fourth Wing, and I think you will then 822 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,080 Speaker 1: like Oral. 823 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,520 Speaker 2: Well, I think some dudes like just so do we 824 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,360 Speaker 2: to be derogat the whole? 825 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:30,560 Speaker 1: So I will say I never really had like a 826 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:35,880 Speaker 1: technique that I was like, oh, yeah, this works, But 827 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:41,560 Speaker 1: after reading a quarter of Silver Flames and Fourth Wing, 828 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:47,000 Speaker 1: I shit you not, this is so like make it? 829 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:56,280 Speaker 1: I would I give them so much credit credit. Yeah, 830 00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,880 Speaker 1: the books have all the credit, yeh, and Zayden have 831 00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,239 Speaker 1: all the credit. Or actually, sorry to interrompt you for 832 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,120 Speaker 1: the second time in a row. Sarah J. Mass and 833 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,360 Speaker 1: Rebecca Yarras. I feel like, yeah, yeah, Rebecca. 834 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,920 Speaker 2: Rebecca Yarras loves like a clipbub too, except four she 835 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,919 Speaker 2: loves that she loves. I would say too, like if 836 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,080 Speaker 2: you are a girl in this situation, because understandably, I 837 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,480 Speaker 2: would say most men suck at it, Yeah, you can 838 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,279 Speaker 2: kind of like guide them and talk them through it. 839 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. But also, like obviously I thought that 840 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,239 Speaker 1: in the past when I'm just thinking, like that's just 841 00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:29,920 Speaker 1: not sexy. 842 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:31,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, but like one thing to tell them how to 843 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,279 Speaker 2: do it, one like standing ship, like you don't know 844 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,799 Speaker 2: their body. It also comes down to like knowing your 845 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,839 Speaker 2: partner and like grab the hair and like move them 846 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,399 Speaker 2: up and be like just concentrate on that and ship, 847 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,439 Speaker 2: which I find hot too. 848 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, And if they're just bad at it, you can 849 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,880 Speaker 1: just be just be like, yeah, I'm done with this. 850 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, like put your pants back on, We're not doing it. 851 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,360 Speaker 2: What's overrated when it comes to sex? 852 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:54,800 Speaker 1: Sex with men? Low one straight as fuck? I actually 853 00:43:55,760 --> 00:44:00,640 Speaker 1: I actually feel very bad for heterosexual women, yes, having 854 00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,279 Speaker 1: to be attracted to men because it's not a choice, no, 855 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,279 Speaker 1: and if they could make the choice I'm sure they 856 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:09,040 Speaker 1: wouldn't choose men. What's overrated when it comes to sex? 857 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:17,120 Speaker 1: Hot take eye contact? Wait? What by that? I could move? 858 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:25,440 Speaker 1: If you can have sex and just make eye contact weird? 859 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:32,279 Speaker 1: I feel like because you're like such good friends with 860 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,000 Speaker 1: your girlfriend as well, she's like your best friend. When 861 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,560 Speaker 1: you look them in the eye, it's almost it's I 862 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,200 Speaker 1: feel as though I would laugh because of all the 863 00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,040 Speaker 1: dirty shit we just did. And then now that like 864 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,520 Speaker 1: maybe if we're halfway through, if I make eye contact, 865 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,960 Speaker 1: I like, all the dirty stuff I've been doing is 866 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,920 Speaker 1: just not me when we're not having sex, So it 867 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,680 Speaker 1: just is going to make me laugh, you know what 868 00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,280 Speaker 1: I mean. It's like egos when you're having sex. Maybe 869 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,080 Speaker 1: one night stand is like the eye contact thing. Both 870 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,640 Speaker 1: of you can just take yourself so seriously because you 871 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:01,759 Speaker 1: know you're never going to see each other again. 872 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably one good thing about the one that 873 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,320 Speaker 2: sound I ever thought of it, like that eye contact 874 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,040 Speaker 2: for a one nice stand. 875 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,759 Speaker 1: I guess I can't say I remember doing it, but 876 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,719 Speaker 1: I'm neither. 877 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:15,720 Speaker 2: What's overrated? What's overrated when it comes to sex? Finger 878 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,680 Speaker 2: in the US, it's always weird and gross for both people. 879 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:25,400 Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't have said that that had a rating, 880 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,640 Speaker 1: never done that. I would have assumed that would have 881 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:33,080 Speaker 1: been like a fortyten tomatoes or that. Yeah, like I 882 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,560 Speaker 1: can't Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you see it inim pornos. 883 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,279 Speaker 2: And I've never once thought like I want to try 884 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,600 Speaker 2: that because like, I don't know. 885 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,080 Speaker 1: I've also just never really thought to start doing but 886 00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:50,200 Speaker 1: whole stuff. The only I think, correct me if I'm wrong, 887 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,520 Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure the only person that's going to 888 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,160 Speaker 1: benefit from having something in there but is a man, 889 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,759 Speaker 1: because we have a g spot in there? Do girls not? 890 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,560 Speaker 1: I don't think girls have a spot in their bumhole? 891 00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,839 Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that. 892 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,920 Speaker 2: I'm like, very sure, what's the point. I ain't a 893 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:03,920 Speaker 2: learn for them. 894 00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,240 Speaker 1: It ain't for them. 895 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,839 Speaker 2: I feel like they say it's good ones who enjoy it. 896 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,080 Speaker 2: I know it's for men too. 897 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,600 Speaker 1: Maybe some girls enjoy ana. I mean, I just I've always. 898 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,160 Speaker 2: Thought I joke about it, but I've always thought, like, 899 00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,480 Speaker 2: if you want stuff in your bum you'll tell me. 900 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,560 Speaker 1: Hey, you know how I was joking around last week 901 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,440 Speaker 1: about dropping down underneath for best yeah, and how she 902 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,520 Speaker 1: kind of like was like, whoa that's a bit soon, 903 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,400 Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the hell? You always say like 904 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:29,839 Speaker 1: you want a ring on it? When am I going 905 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,960 Speaker 1: to put a ring on it? And stuff? I feel 906 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,080 Speaker 1: like I would have the exact same reaction she goes, 907 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,399 Speaker 1: you want to put in the button? I'd be like, wait, 908 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:37,520 Speaker 1: well why I say no? 909 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,080 Speaker 2: I say these things, but I don't know if I 910 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:48,879 Speaker 2: can actually do it, it would be the exact same no, no, no, you. 911 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:54,040 Speaker 1: Know what that? Yeah? What's overrated when it comes to sex? 912 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,640 Speaker 1: Making a man come? Yeah? 913 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:03,520 Speaker 2: I could see that happens. What'sever ready? When it comes 914 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,920 Speaker 2: to sex? Long sex sessions? Quickie is are great Sometimes 915 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:08,640 Speaker 2: I'm all for. 916 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,600 Speaker 1: That too, right, A quickie great? Ninety nine on Rotten 917 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:18,239 Speaker 1: to my rate? That a what's overrated when it comes 918 00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:21,040 Speaker 1: to sex? Sticking your fingers in my mouth? It's really 919 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,920 Speaker 1: just not it. Yeah, I would think some people do 920 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,440 Speaker 1: that gag it or just think that some people are 921 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,640 Speaker 1: like a fingers in the mouth type. Do you just 922 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,319 Speaker 1: like put it on the tongue or like do you 923 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,839 Speaker 1: gag them? I think you like put it like kind 924 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,239 Speaker 1: of put it down, like it's just like kind of 925 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,239 Speaker 1: a little I'm putting it while I'm doing something to you. 926 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,480 Speaker 1: Maybe I'm like sucking on your nipples and then I 927 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,040 Speaker 1: put my fingers in your mouth and getting you ready 928 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,880 Speaker 1: to suck on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's 929 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,320 Speaker 1: kind of I think Cassi and do it to Nesta. Also, 930 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,439 Speaker 1: I'm not doing that about you asking, I feel like yeah, 931 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,480 Speaker 1: and it's like, also, you don't want to have to say, 932 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,080 Speaker 1: put your fingers in my mouth because then it's like 933 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,920 Speaker 1: you don't want to have to ask that. You just 934 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,359 Speaker 1: want them to do it. But it's like, I'm also 935 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,400 Speaker 1: just not putting my fingers in your exactly. I'm not 936 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,880 Speaker 1: just gonna like fucking and trying to gross. I wouldn't 937 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,439 Speaker 1: if I was. I don't know where those things are true. 938 00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,359 Speaker 2: What's overrated when it comes to sex TV? 939 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:11,719 Speaker 1: Hah. 940 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,359 Speaker 2: The dick size boys can do a lot if they 941 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,440 Speaker 2: want to just watch us closely and listen to the 942 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,200 Speaker 2: advice given. 943 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:23,399 Speaker 1: Dang, that's what we're talking about. Any pinnings out there, 944 00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:27,319 Speaker 1: any little any little Johnny's out there, mate, I mean, he. 945 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,640 Speaker 2: Don't be scared, Yeah, just be confident, open too. I 946 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:36,600 Speaker 2: feel like that's where men go wrong. Actually, seriously, they're 947 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,759 Speaker 2: not open to criticism when having sex. 948 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,480 Speaker 1: Too big of an ego. Yeah, hey, don't see a 949 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,200 Speaker 1: five foot five guy trying to play basketball, so don't 950 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:53,800 Speaker 1: try doing what the big guys do. Play to your strengths. Listening, 951 00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,719 Speaker 1: You got two big ears right there. Play to your strengths. 952 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,440 Speaker 2: All right, Baddie's interjecting, as you know. And if you 953 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,719 Speaker 2: don't go back and listen. We just recently run a 954 00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:13,440 Speaker 2: campaign the Baddest Baddie Yes, and the two winners have 955 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,200 Speaker 2: won an ad read we're going to read for the 956 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:15,759 Speaker 2: next month. 957 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,799 Speaker 1: They get four adreads, so here they are. 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What's overrated when it comes to sex? 990 00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:15,080 Speaker 1: Shower sex. It's so robbery. Oh it is too a 991 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:19,439 Speaker 1: it is so robbery. Ah yeah, shower sex. 992 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,879 Speaker 2: I used to before I tried it was gonna think, 993 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:22,879 Speaker 2: is this is the greatest thing? 994 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:27,120 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's not. It's also it's it's something about 995 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,840 Speaker 1: like I don't know, it doesn't it doesn't work. It 996 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,480 Speaker 1: doesn't worry because like it's very very very common for 997 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,120 Speaker 1: the man to be told in the woman my heart 998 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,319 Speaker 1: thing too. Yeah, And if the height discripangy is like that, 999 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:38,440 Speaker 1: it's impossible. I have. 1000 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,080 Speaker 2: That's the carriage, Like the being a fly on the wall. 1001 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,759 Speaker 1: Watching a man and woman try to have sex and 1002 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,600 Speaker 1: a shower would be the funniest thing because the woman 1003 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:55,120 Speaker 1: probably looks quite sexy. The man You're like, you're like 1004 00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,560 Speaker 1: if doing a fucking Michael Jackson, I try to get 1005 00:51:58,560 --> 00:51:59,040 Speaker 1: it in there. 1006 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,719 Speaker 2: Also, like the light thing in Australia is very bright 1007 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,040 Speaker 2: in bathrooms, because I'd try to. 1008 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,560 Speaker 1: Is that a thing everywhere though, just because like lighting 1009 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,200 Speaker 1: and bathrooms is supposed to be good. Bali like barley showers. 1010 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,120 Speaker 1: Like I've had showers with my girlfriend in Bali before, 1011 00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,759 Speaker 1: haven't had sexy as the water liken't want to get 1012 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,160 Speaker 1: that shit in your mouth, but those bathrooms are kind 1013 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,160 Speaker 1: of like sexy and the lightings dim and ye kind 1014 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,279 Speaker 1: of like but you can kind of go in and 1015 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,200 Speaker 1: out of the shower shower like it's fucking bright as fuck. Yeah, 1016 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,280 Speaker 1: and like she's not sexy. No, it's really don't look pale. 1017 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,040 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say. I've done it plenty of times, but 1018 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:30,400 Speaker 1: it's just not sexy. And also I just don't see 1019 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,719 Speaker 1: like I could come yeah doing it. Give me missionary though, 1020 00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,200 Speaker 1: every day of the week, go for shower sex. Agreed. 1021 00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,000 Speaker 2: I saw one missionary in all of these had like 1022 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,160 Speaker 2: fifty thousand people view it. 1023 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,759 Speaker 1: One missionary was overrated. Missionary overrated, That's what I was thinking. 1024 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,759 Speaker 1: Been doing. Sorry, missionary only ten out of ten on 1025 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:53,080 Speaker 1: IMDb PLO on IMDb plus whatever it's called. All right, 1026 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,200 Speaker 1: I was Josh, turn this one. I've yeah, this is 1027 00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:59,399 Speaker 1: so true. What's overrated when it comes to sex? Getting 1028 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,920 Speaker 1: pounded fucking. 1029 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,319 Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I just don't see how that is 1030 00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,320 Speaker 2: at all good for either party. 1031 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:12,439 Speaker 1: No, No, not at all, like maybe five seconds of it, yeah, 1032 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,359 Speaker 1: and like it's not like enjoyable for the man. 1033 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,880 Speaker 2: So I don't know, Like when I do it, I'm like, 1034 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,560 Speaker 2: this is just like it doesn't feel right. It's kind 1035 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,040 Speaker 2: of like it's an endurance game. 1036 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,279 Speaker 1: Because also like I myself can't say I've ever like 1037 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,879 Speaker 1: proper pounded. It's like pounding is such a violent word. Yeah, 1038 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,680 Speaker 1: one of our mates is the Jack Rabbit. Yeah, you 1039 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,160 Speaker 1: want to go to pound Jack? How ma, that's the 1040 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,480 Speaker 1: thing pound town? Five seconds? Are we fighting? 1041 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,040 Speaker 2: We went into a war zone. The best positions like 1042 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,960 Speaker 2: the for friction type thing and you both yeah. 1043 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,640 Speaker 1: Like bodies moving together, the amount of surface area of 1044 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,359 Speaker 1: skin touching your the other person's amount of surface area 1045 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,960 Speaker 1: of skin, Like the more the better. What's overrated when 1046 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,560 Speaker 1: it comes to sex? Car sex? 1047 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,319 Speaker 2: Actually I'm going to just a great hey, well, I 1048 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,880 Speaker 2: feel like it's when once it's happening, it's great, But 1049 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,560 Speaker 2: then post and you realize you get a bit of 1050 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:09,879 Speaker 2: post that clarity after car sex. 1051 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:12,840 Speaker 1: I'll give you that. Actually, really, I wouldn't say postal clarity. 1052 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,359 Speaker 1: I would say like during it's just difficult. 1053 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,799 Speaker 2: Because like normally when I've done, like you go to 1054 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,000 Speaker 2: drive away your cars just like foggy, you turn the 1055 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,919 Speaker 2: things on and like you're both hot, you both hairs 1056 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,160 Speaker 2: kind of fine, and it smells like red faces and 1057 00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,960 Speaker 2: that's like the post not of everything. That's when you're 1058 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,759 Speaker 2: in it doing car sex. It's like one of those 1059 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,080 Speaker 2: things like I shouldn't be here doing this. 1060 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,360 Speaker 1: Yeah that makes me feel good as we shouldn't be alright, 1061 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,480 Speaker 1: what's overrated when it comes to sex? Switching positions? Let 1062 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:44,480 Speaker 1: me lay Oh just stay in the same position all 1063 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,440 Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, I mean I got one says guys 1064 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:52,120 Speaker 1: being on the bottom. Yeah, yeah, I want to lay 1065 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:59,040 Speaker 1: down to sometimes what do you reckon? 1066 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,720 Speaker 2: The ratio is on top to pillow princess? 1067 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,879 Speaker 1: Do you He's a funny thing. Is like I think 1068 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:13,880 Speaker 1: that you could do missionary the whole time and not 1069 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,520 Speaker 1: be considered a pillar princess. True, because like there's stuff 1070 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,799 Speaker 1: to be done while Oh. 1071 00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just meant like laying down. Oh, like what 1072 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,080 Speaker 2: would I want? Yeah, this is not what's your. 1073 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:29,480 Speaker 1: Ratio of you? Ratio? What's all me? Seventy thirty? I'm 1074 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,799 Speaker 1: thinking around sixty five thirty five? 1075 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:33,319 Speaker 3: Yeah? 1076 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:42,000 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, good, I hogine. We have some friends who 1077 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,400 Speaker 1: are like ninety ten them on the bottom. Really, I 1078 00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:49,560 Speaker 1: think that's so selfish. I'll blow it. Yeah, I can 1079 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,040 Speaker 1: see that a sensey though it was ex Yeah, I 1080 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:55,080 Speaker 1: could see that happening, all right? 1081 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:59,160 Speaker 2: What's overrated when it comes to sex cuddling afterwards or 1082 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,759 Speaker 2: anything lovey dovey romantic? 1083 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:11,200 Speaker 1: I want feral and biting. I'm the opposite. I don't 1084 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:16,359 Speaker 1: mean when you're done having sex and cuddling, I mean 1085 00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,560 Speaker 1: you gotta get off straa, you got to clean up 1086 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,840 Speaker 1: straight away, and then I can come come back. I 1087 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,600 Speaker 1: can come back and have like maybe a little cuddle 1088 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,759 Speaker 1: after that. But also it's like we just spent so 1089 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,960 Speaker 1: much time touching bodies, we don't really want to touch 1090 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,520 Speaker 1: bodies anymore. Yeah, Sam, but you want to be like 1091 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:35,239 Speaker 1: biting and stuff. Yeah, kinky. That was fucking wouldn't know 1092 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,399 Speaker 1: what to do with myself. 1093 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:41,160 Speaker 5: That. 1094 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:48,040 Speaker 1: That was amazing. I couldn't imagine that on that. What's 1095 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:53,640 Speaker 1: overrated when it comes to sex frequency? Two? Good sessions 1096 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:59,600 Speaker 1: go way longer than five okayish seconds? Sorry sessions? Oh yeah, 1097 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,919 Speaker 1: good session goes a long way. That'll last you a week, 1098 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,279 Speaker 1: A good sash, A good session could last you a week. 1099 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:06,160 Speaker 1: You could, you could, you could go a couple of 1100 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,920 Speaker 1: weeks without having sex and then have a session and 1101 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,520 Speaker 1: be like that was worth it, and be like we're 1102 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,359 Speaker 1: good for a few more weeks. We're good for either 1103 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,680 Speaker 1: a week. Sometimes you'd like get cheeky and you're good 1104 00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,200 Speaker 1: for one more day and you have another good session, 1105 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,840 Speaker 1: and then you're like, we're good for a week. 1106 00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,120 Speaker 2: And then it's also good too when you do have 1107 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,760 Speaker 2: a bad one, you can't need redemption, and the next 1108 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,720 Speaker 2: one's good, we can do better, and then the next day, yeah, 1109 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,160 Speaker 2: do you ever like because sometimes you aren't vibin. 1110 00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:30,200 Speaker 1: Nah, sometimes you're just thinking like yeah, sometimes like sometimes 1111 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,640 Speaker 1: you just have a standout sash. 1112 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,120 Speaker 2: What's overrated when it comes to sex? And I want 1113 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:37,120 Speaker 2: us to quickly fuck the copyright rules. Pick our sexiest 1114 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,479 Speaker 2: song each sexy music in the background. 1115 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,480 Speaker 1: Oh he's ever rated? 1116 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:42,840 Speaker 11: Yeah? 1117 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't put music on. Okay, I 1118 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,920 Speaker 1: wouldn't go music on, like we're going to stroke to 1119 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:49,920 Speaker 1: the rhythm, like. 1120 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:55,080 Speaker 2: If you did have to, oh one song, let's what 1121 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,880 Speaker 2: we can't just a couple of seconds? 1122 00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,520 Speaker 1: All right? Okay, No, for real? Have you heard of 1123 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,920 Speaker 1: this band called cigarettes off Sex? Yeah? Oh you've told that, 1124 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,920 Speaker 1: You've told me, you say that would be a good 1125 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,920 Speaker 1: second sexy music. I'm not gonna lie. Pick it. When 1126 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,920 Speaker 1: I was younger, I used to think that having a 1127 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:22,600 Speaker 1: sex playlist was cool, and I actually hope that my 1128 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:29,720 Speaker 1: parents don't ever figure that out think about it. 1129 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,240 Speaker 8: That I. 1130 00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:45,880 Speaker 1: Can say, let's give it a bit. Pause came and 1131 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,600 Speaker 1: then you got a picture this right, And so what 1132 00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,200 Speaker 1: you have to do is, I feel as though when 1133 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,200 Speaker 1: you're doing having music in the back and you have 1134 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,160 Speaker 1: to picture yourself in kind of like a movie esque 1135 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,480 Speaker 1: type situation. And so it's like the cameras panning maybe 1136 00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:00,600 Speaker 1: out of a New York City apartment, and this song's, yeah, 1137 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:04,160 Speaker 1: there's been some sexual it's good naked off and there's 1138 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,000 Speaker 1: been some sexual tension between these two people for quite 1139 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,640 Speaker 1: a while. And oh, I watched the f one movie. Yeah, 1140 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,800 Speaker 1: similar to that. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, all right, to 1141 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,640 Speaker 1: be fair, your sex playlist wasn't too far off. It 1142 00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:16,560 Speaker 1: was what's yours? 1143 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:22,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, this one's about my wife and her infinite men. 1144 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,480 Speaker 1: Her kindle's basically a brothel at this point. 1145 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:29,959 Speaker 5: Okay, my wife faints cheating, but the kindle showers because 1146 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,640 Speaker 5: she's got thirty fake dudes, all calling them miss There's 1147 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,360 Speaker 5: a king, a wolf shifter, a demon on deck, and 1148 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,520 Speaker 5: a vampire who's always kissing. The next she laughs, kicks 1149 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,800 Speaker 5: her feet gets a glossy and warm while I'm in 1150 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,360 Speaker 5: the kitchen fighting tupperware like a storm. 1151 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, baby, you. 1152 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,920 Speaker 5: Girls like, oh mg wait the orcs picked her up 1153 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:47,720 Speaker 5: like she's it's fake. 1154 00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:54,360 Speaker 2: That is insane And might I just say that leads 1155 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:57,680 Speaker 2: me to That was sending by a baddie on Patreon, 1156 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,440 Speaker 2: So if you want to join Patreon. Yes, it is 1157 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:03,520 Speaker 2: not five dollars a month anymore. It's eight ninety nine. 1158 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:07,120 Speaker 2: You've missed your chance, guys, unfortunately, but it's still great 1159 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,000 Speaker 2: value because you get an extra episode like this every 1160 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:10,880 Speaker 2: single week, you get the book club early, and you 1161 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,720 Speaker 2: also get extra extended versions of dilemmas. And the community 1162 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,800 Speaker 2: over there is absolutely insane. 1163 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:25,240 Speaker 1: Yes, it is. Wow. That is it's time for comments. 1164 01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,280 Speaker 2: If you want to get your comment read, just simply 1165 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,560 Speaker 2: comment on the episode you're listening to. I have last 1166 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,240 Speaker 2: week the Year of Good Sex. On Spotify, Zoe said, 1167 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:37,760 Speaker 2: breaking things off for the boys is crazy. Breaking things 1168 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,720 Speaker 2: off of the boys someone got broken up with because 1169 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:43,960 Speaker 2: oh yeah, I remember that. Okay, I got one from 1170 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:48,520 Speaker 2: on YouTube Daisy LMC. They said, look up the original 1171 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:49,840 Speaker 2: use of a chain saw. 1172 01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,960 Speaker 1: I looked it up. What the original use of a 1173 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:59,280 Speaker 1: chainsaw was medical really invented by Scottish doctors in the 1174 01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:05,680 Speaker 1: late eighties century to assist in child birth by cutting 1175 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:12,080 Speaker 1: through bone, specifically four symphysiognomy, widening the pelvise, or removing 1176 01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:17,960 Speaker 1: ceased bone during difficult bursts. Oh, and then turned into 1177 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,600 Speaker 1: a thing that cuts trees, and they thought this is effective 1178 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:25,400 Speaker 1: on bone. What about trees? That's fucked. Wow, that's crazy. 1179 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:26,360 Speaker 1: That is fun. 1180 01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:30,520 Speaker 2: Open, that's scary. All right, it's time for one of 1181 01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:32,120 Speaker 2: you to sign off the episode. If you want to 1182 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,840 Speaker 2: sign off the episode, there'll be a link in the description. 1183 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,440 Speaker 2: Today we're calling Kate. 1184 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,040 Speaker 3: Hello. 1185 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,439 Speaker 1: Hello, Is this Kate? 1186 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,840 Speaker 3: Yes, it is again. 1187 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:43,560 Speaker 1: This is Jacob Hello again. 1188 01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,120 Speaker 3: Yes, show me called Amy and I like a couple 1189 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:47,720 Speaker 3: of weeks ago. 1190 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:52,400 Speaker 1: Ah, okay, this is that's actually that is so fine. 1191 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:53,840 Speaker 1: So this is odd his fault because you didn't rub 1192 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,520 Speaker 1: your name off our whiteboard. 1193 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,280 Speaker 2: You would have asked me if like we call this 1194 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:01,880 Speaker 2: number or not, and you would have said, no. 1195 01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:05,960 Speaker 1: Well you do all the calling Kate. Anyway, I feel like, 1196 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:10,720 Speaker 1: why not double back and do another sign off something? 1197 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:11,800 Speaker 1: Thank you? Well? 1198 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,960 Speaker 3: Oh my god, well, I guess I hope you guys 1199 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,440 Speaker 3: had a good Christmas in New Year. 1200 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:19,840 Speaker 1: Yes, thank you very much. All the bad Christmas in 1201 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:20,720 Speaker 1: New Year? How was yours? 1202 01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,520 Speaker 3: Yes it was good. Thanks, Yeah, not too bad, but 1203 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:24,680 Speaker 3: it just us being back at work. 1204 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,640 Speaker 1: Yes, that's fair. Were you at work when we called you? 1205 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,880 Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, I saw like I saw the something come 1206 01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,200 Speaker 3: in and I was at my desk, and then I 1207 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,520 Speaker 3: saw the other one comfort and I was like shit, 1208 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,080 Speaker 3: I should probably out suck, and then. 1209 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:41,120 Speaker 1: It was you so annoying podcast guys. Thank you very much. 1210 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,959 Speaker 3: That's real good. I guess I'll just say say stay bad, 1211 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,520 Speaker 3: like last time, have. 1212 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,840 Speaker 1: A good day. That's where to end it. 1213 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,320 Speaker 3: By you too, Thanks for calling back. 1214 01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:56,000 Speaker 2: Better rub Kate's name now, to be fair to us, 1215 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,640 Speaker 2: to me, we tried someone else before we did. 1216 01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, maybe we'll keep Kate up there, keep her 1217 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:06,160 Speaker 1: at the fallback. Every week we'll go agan next we 1218 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:10,240 Speaker 1: she'd be like, hey, hello, I guess and I'd be like, well, 1219 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,720 Speaker 1: you mean you've done two O Kate done? 1220 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,800 Speaker 2: Anyways, guys, stay bad